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@fluffezic5183

2 жыл бұрын

Hi guys. i love you guys exept for the fact out of all of you i look the most like jake. and that makes me sick and ashamed of myself

@ricardojorge2026

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffezic5183 well the real Jake can`t make people sick or ashamed by herselfs by every time he doing jokes, panic and his rookie gameplay

@fluffezic5183

2 жыл бұрын

i just meant i feel sick knowing i look like jake. i dont want that comparason to be made

@ricardojorge2026

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffezic5183 talking seriously and no jokes, don't make care about it, you own yourself even if you look like Jake or anyone else you just have to feel good about yourself.

@fluffezic5183

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricardojorge2026 wow. thanks. thatsactually very inspirational

Kiwi here, can confirm 4:06 "Gisborne gets shoutout on a youtube channel" is the kind of high quality content you can expect from the nz herald

@Rainlights13

2 жыл бұрын

sounds about right yeah

@marshallhanlon6454

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah standard

@IlahhNZL

2 жыл бұрын

Too fucking real bud, the reporting I've seen over the last couple years has been just absolute trash

The splitgate devs seem like such cool people from their interactions with other streamers I've seen

@Deathend

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Judging by the constant updates, it looks like they're taking advantage of Halo Infinite's MP being neglected. They even have a level editor now

@CyberGenesis1

Жыл бұрын

@@Deathend 6 months later - Devs have ceased development

@NutSaxs

Жыл бұрын

@@CyberGenesis1 *seinfeld theme plays*

@apalienn

Жыл бұрын

​@@CyberGenesis1in fairness it still has more content than half infinite and it was just a money sink

Cath’s attempt at a New Zealand accent and Gabby under Jake’s desk looking for a pen had me wheezing

@northernalpine4350

2 жыл бұрын

*_"Yeah i bet she is, A really small pen that is"_*

@kiwigaming09

Жыл бұрын

@@northernalpine4350 an yes the *pen is*

Not jonk watching himself getting staked by gooby's gun 😂😂

Ngl i didn't expect cath screaming like a 12 year old when she gets killed And they say ellis is salty

@RuneDrageon

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, there had to be a reason they took a liking to each other.

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

She's just Ellis in a different form

@coleredmon1908

2 жыл бұрын

Yah but is salt a metal?

@ImFromIowa

2 жыл бұрын

@@coleredmon1908 no it’s a type of crystalline structure. Plus metals are crystalline materials with a specific arrangement of metal atoms within a crystalline lattice. (Looked up “are crystalline a metal” since the internet _loves_ to criticize others for being wrong) Kinda a cool fact if it’s correct.

@cwrevenant

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImFromIowa I Am From Iowa's Precious Crystalline Structure Club 😂

"I think most Qs have a U, surely" *cry-laughs in Mandarin and any Chinese dialect*

@ForcedHandleName

2 жыл бұрын

They did say in English

@emperorkaine7041

2 жыл бұрын

@@ForcedHandleName I was referring more to how Mandarin and Chinese dialects just casually put "Q"s without "U"s if we use greek lettering

@kafuchino3435

Жыл бұрын

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I've enjoyed playing Splitgate, pretty fun little game

@enigmaodell6806

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah for free? absolutely. I'm actually tempted to buy something just because I want the devs to be making money.

@Helfirehydratrans

2 жыл бұрын

It's especially fun because there isn't as many try-hards because I'm still new and not many people understand how to use portals

@HunionYT

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when split gate was first coming out and oh boy it was a server mess but other than that fun game

@Homeless_Pigeon_History

2 жыл бұрын

Downloaded it after this video, super fun

@Jonah891016

2 жыл бұрын

@@enigmaodell6806 ul . K Myliimyp L Llupon our Pp P

You can do an infinite loop in the temple map. Sometimes you will have to adjust because the game prevents the loop but it is fun and an easy way to get a new record on the furthest distance by portals.

@MT-qt3mk

2 жыл бұрын

I got 21km once by staying in it for the whole time

@jiaqir369

2 жыл бұрын

@@MT-qt3mk Wow haha I think my record is around 41km? I'm not entirely sure.

watching this for the 80th time this month but I just wanted to mention Gabby saying teeth are like stones reminded me of my boyfriend saying tater tots are like little toes. thank you for your time

I have been watching you guys like for a year now or so but had no idea Gabby grew up in NZ, that is awesome! I am a new Zealander myself and honestly the guy riding thou McDonald's is so real and happened today in my town

Loved it, that Ellis was so happy about a good "redacted" :-D very wholesome ;-D

I’m hearing Gabby Wheeze while Cath is talking. Unless Gabby/Cath is using a soundboard and messing with everybody, I’m convinced Gabby and Cath are two separate people

@TheShadowPhantom1

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@d4rkpr1nc39

2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy. Not this again. XD

@the_tactician9858

2 жыл бұрын

What are you on about? Cath and Gabby different people? That's preposterous!

Alex asking if he can sew the skin into a bag just gives off nightlords legion vibes and I love it.

7:04 this story has me laughing nonstop

@zackelly7245

2 жыл бұрын

"Feed me father, i require nutrients" Was the best

@flaming_skull

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackelly7245 it was

I remember hearing about either this game, or something incredibly similar to it, a long time ago. glad to see it's gone forward

Regarding the Qu-word argument, I went through a huge list of Q-words looking for one that didn't have QU in it, and found "Qat," which is basically a type of drug, and more commonly spelled "Khat" anyway. On that note, I'd like to start a petition to change the term "Cathed" to "Qathed."

@sketchyinfinity6091

Жыл бұрын

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@1nfinitune533

Жыл бұрын

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@snakehead4213

Жыл бұрын

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Honestly, I don't often fall for the whole sponsorship thing but that game actually looks *good*! Might have to give it a look.

@tanglekelp1857

2 жыл бұрын

Oh don't worry, this game actually has a ton of effort put into it, the community is great and the devs often communicate with the players

@apalienn

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanglekelp1857 and its better than a tripple AAA company cough cough halo infinite

Y'all always manage to make me smile & laugh.

I'm so glad one of my favourite games is getting more traction, I never expected you to be sponsored though!

okay. Jonk yelling _Parley_ and actually winning against Elis and taking Alex down with him cracked me up more than it should've

Alex is becoming more and more like Buffalo Bill(Silence of the Lambs). It's funny and concerning. 🤣

"Don't lie" Ellis is the best

10:37 I KNOW jake’s soul shriveled up a bit when he said that

6:36 cracked me up so much that my sides are hurting from laughing

@lordofcreation3498

Жыл бұрын

The timing of that sneeze lol

One of the best complations I have seen in a while

Trust me as a Kiwi, Gisborne is very out in the sticks. Most of the South Island is, to be fair

@dorianravenswood1568

2 жыл бұрын

I agree and im a kiwi as well

@Cbyneorne

2 жыл бұрын

As a Kiwi also, Gisborne is in the North Island.

@jameshulm8580

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cbyneorne right, forgot about that since it's so out in the wopwops

Aww good to see Alex and Ellis with a healthy relationship.

Ellies "don't lie" took me out 😂😂

I love Splitgate, so happy you guys are doing a video on it. Long overdue this organised chaos playing my favourite game!

just looked up where Gisborn, New zealand is... it lies on the coast of Poverty bay... this is just a gift that keeps on giving...

"Are we all ready?" "Emote" My humour is fucking shit

I honestly don't even nees the gameplay part, their banter and discussions are more than enough to make my day :)

3:48 Down to the depths with whatever muttonhead thought up parley!

Ellis may be right about bad guy, but it is still a f#@king banger!

Bro that is perfect drawing of a bee

I have been waiting for this for too long love you guys

5:44 To quote an unhappy and lonely man “What are her qualifications, other than SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS??”

Looks like Jake and Gabby were thinking with portals

Shower thought! *A space suit protects you from nothing*

I once saw a guy riding his horse on the footpath. This wasn't even in the middle of nowhere, this was on a busy main road in the suburbs. I was on a driving lesson, I had to pull over to let an ambulance pass and we parked next to this dude on a horse! Lol

Got crippling depression..but this content is better than any meds that I've been prescribed...great content guys keep it up 👍

I'm not sure what accent Cath was going for there but I'm pretty sure it's the best one for using Ikea furniture names to summon lesser demons...

Fun fact, they made a death metal (or death core I guess, it’s hard to put a genre on such work) cover off billy eyelash (or whatever she’s called)’s bad guy (by Alex Terrible, the lead vocalist of STP)

The bee on the desktop bit had me crying

Sulky: *sneezes* STFU! Cath: oh my god! One of the best parts 😂

new zealander here, can confirm, we had a wild boar just wandering the mainstreet once and no one really gave a damn

This game is actually amazing.

Love the content! Keep it up.

This is hilarious I was laughing the whole time you guys keep getting funnier

Wow this looks like a halo game you can actually enjoy playing. Finally! XD

Gabby makes a good point about how cells are capable of producing the right type of cell for the body yet they all come from stem cells

"We put Gisborne on the map" a small town in a country that itself routinely gets missed on maps

I for one would like to see more of this!

Great vid as usual keep up the good work 👍

@Martin-rh6bn

2 жыл бұрын

Mate you would've watched at most 1 minute of the video... At least try to come up with a convincing comment when you are begging for likes or wait at least 12 minutes...

7:12 look at that editing!holy!!!!

I like how the thumbnail is actually the same person looking at themselves

Ah yes, the worldwide famous Quird, the Quigeon. This honestly made my night 🤣

Glad you guys tried this :) didn’t know if you actually were going to

not sure what hurt my brain more, that they think the mom actually does the growing of a baby or that they completely ignored that complete fail for the backwards hands lol

New series! Deep thoughts with gabby.

That bee is going to haunt my nightmares XD

Love this game, I love that it completely negates camping as there's a portal for every corner, love it when people try to camp and I can just jump out a portal a dome them

I love ellis and Alex cause they are So relatable.

@ferhanbozdogan7379

2 жыл бұрын

And a little bit of Jonk is in all of us I guess

1:40-2:00 Finally found the death swearing comp

“Feed me father, I require nutrients.”

Love Alex's random quips 😂

omg, im so glad i found this channel! super funny! I think Ellis and Cath are my favourite

If Ellis hates that Billie Eillish song because of the lack of music then he must hate The Real Slim Shady😂

I'm just glad splitgate is getting some love from people nowadays

This channel have been my source of games to buy and download.

Ah yes, a quatarmigan. My favorite bird.

I loved playing this game so when I saw this I couldn't believe my eyes

This is the first time I play a game from a sponsor video and it's great

4:08 All five of us say hi :)

proud to say splitgate is still up and going!

If I ever visit New Zealand, I'm visiting Gisbourne. Just for giggles.

I find it funny that during the promotion he was struggling to read the script

Holy shit Jake, at 7:02 that was a big brain move you did there

9:00 Trolling "bodybuilders"

i laughed so hard i confused my wheeze for Gabby's wheeze

...and then you hand that baby to *THESE* 4 babysitters.

That's so Alex. New reality show

I heard Gisborne and thought "hmm did they live close to me" but turns out there's Gisborne in Australia and New Zealand lol

I remember the first time me and my friends played this, though, the only map we played was the stadium.

I just hear Jake yelling and doing dumb things then all of them say like what the hell

If Alex was smart enough he could've asked the color of the pen and Jonk would not have the choice but to say "the *Pen is* [insert color of the pen]

@Sasha6w33

2 жыл бұрын

He would've said: "The pen is made of leather"

Hearing that Gisbourn thing was like yep that seems right for here as a Aucklander myself

I know you drew that bee for him but I want it as a tee shirt for work Monday. Pleeeeaaassse

I tried Splitgate today because I saw this video and I had so much fun! Now to find friends who can play with me is the next problem.

I feel like all it would take is one end of a portal facing outside the map and chasing people around just to open the other end of portal where they'll land after they jump to beat Jonk and the Gang, and now I want to try it.

0:01 my parents the first time they played a fps game

I feel like Gisborne is a village rather then a town. Gabby is apparently a villager.

3:10 gabby have to been to the bottom of the south island of nz? its basically this story but either a forklift, a beat as hell car or a quadbike

every other time i heard gabby say 'becomes tourist town' i always heard 'becomes terrorist town'

Those would be some SENSITIVE hands 😏

i accualy forgot about this game, it's on my drive, but i forgot that i had it, thanks fpr reminding me, i had lots of fun wit this game back in season 0, i defenetly recommend it

When you work with two nurses from Gisborne and wonder if they know Gabby

spiltgate is what i thought half life 3 would be like, because obviously it would be a coop game with freeman and chell

I like the oddball game where everyone has a BFB and low gravity. I forgot what its actually called and I'm not getting on again tonight to find out.