profreshionals getting pay cut from being crowded by 2 flyfish, 2 steel eels, a stinger, a drizzler, a steelhead and a group of lesser salmonids on wave 2 (from experience)

@nokopanda4642

Жыл бұрын

A worse date than dying by Cohozuna

@themarioking7127

Жыл бұрын

And when you use your special there are so many golden eggs you physically can't put them all into the basket 😐

@fishmilk0

Жыл бұрын

@@themarioking7127 FR

@fishmilk0

Жыл бұрын

FR! i sometimes hate having my rank because no matter what i always get slapped in the face with a defeat because of bad teams, and when i do get a good team, we win, and i play another round but none of them are there :(

@interlytical

Жыл бұрын

My team luck is so bad we lose first wave sometimes.

you should of added a meme about "Only 297 eggs? Thats a shame." 😏

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

That is a good one I actually forgot about

@mysryuza

Жыл бұрын

FR

@brain_cell

Жыл бұрын

"Just 1 egg? Not terrible"

@_bbb444

Жыл бұрын

only 69 eggs? better than nothing

@MKJBlewis

Жыл бұрын

I just played a round where we got 132 eggs and lost anyway…

Steelheads having the stupidest hitbox ever Slammin lids when someone remembers they exist Stingers being both the easiest and most annoying at the same time Chum/smallfry being so stupidly annoying all the time When the glowflies target you Everyone forgetting mothership exists

@cheiftainvulpix

Жыл бұрын

Bruh, I thought I was the only one who thought Steelhead's hitbox has the most broken hitbox lol.

@The_Artist_Official

Жыл бұрын

Players when mudmouths spit smallfry

@aegisScale

Жыл бұрын

People discovering Slammin Lids can 1-shot bosses When 5 Big Shots spawn simultaneously

@The_Artist_Official

Жыл бұрын

@@aegisScale I had a similar situation just yesterday, 5-6 big shots spawned right after the last one died, so it was a constant chain of “finally, the big shot’s gone! Wait, NOT ANOTHER ONE”

@aegisScale

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Artist_Official it's the most annoying shit (shot?) ever.

I’m not afraid to say this again: Goldflies mode is like people on Black Friday, except you’re the unlucky victim AND the product they want 💀

@tintin_moonie

Жыл бұрын

💀

@faultf4

Жыл бұрын

_i mean if it makes me wanted_

@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463

Жыл бұрын

Fun tip for Glow fly rounds, if you have the flies on you should find a tall wall and cling too it where the Salmons can’t get you below!

@BruhManOnYoutube

Жыл бұрын

@@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 *They climb walls.*

@punkajug

11 ай бұрын

Facts

Two sides to the same coin: Reminding people they have a special Reminding people everyone's special was used up in Wave 1

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

As long as players use their special I'm happy. Unless we are lucky and get free rounds. Says me who has had teams that lost said rounds, no I'm not shitting you and no said teammates weren't newbies.

@Ojtheghosttrainer

Жыл бұрын

Also, at least for me, reminding MYSELF I have a special

1:14 When you feed Maws a bomb but get eaten anyway

@syren1028

Жыл бұрын

when you think you are out of the maws range but still get eaten

@bunnyben87

Жыл бұрын

oh my gosh I HATE IT when that happens

@GandalfTheTsaagan

Жыл бұрын

But hey, at least it's going down with you

@KoraAzure

8 ай бұрын

@@GandalfTheTsaaganexactly

@jrim7887

4 ай бұрын

I won... But at what cost?

You're forgetting that the person with zero boss kills has been single handedly preventing your boss-only focused team from getting wiped by the million small fry, chums, and cohocks they single handedly decimated. Some waves I just wish one of my teammates would actually focus just a little on the little guys (if roller is in rotation, you're on lesser duty buddy) to prevent getting swarmed by the lessers.

@jet_set8648

Жыл бұрын

Especially Dynamo Rollers. They can one-shot Cohocks by rolling. You can just move REALLY slowly and watch the Salmonids shred themselves.

@awesomness6775

Жыл бұрын

@@jet_set8648 Plus if I remember right with the regular Splat Roller all Cohocks need is a single vertical (or maybe even horizontal) swing and then you can just roll over them and continue on with your lesser crushing.

@LordSiravant

Жыл бұрын

@@jet_set8648 They can, but they chew through your ink reserves way too fast and being slower makes it easier for Flyfish and Stingers to hit and trap you.

1:44 This one goes hard. Literally no one hits the torpedoes, and I end up being the only one doing it every time.

@Eventualmoss315

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know you could do it. I’m a dunce.

@jellsies

Жыл бұрын

Same, I don't even care if it goes back to the drizzler or not. It's just good to get rid of.

0:50 pro tip that the Employee Handbook in Splatoon 3 has mentioned: when you trigger a fountain that didn’t have a Goldie, it glows, if it glows bright, that means you’re closer to the Goldie, if it doesn’t glow much or at all, you need to go search on the other side of the map.

@thatsufferingguy1058

Жыл бұрын

The glow at the base of the gusher also is slightly different before you hit it, makes it easier not to get overwhelmed by the lesser salmonids.

@zacke.1286

Жыл бұрын

Tl;dr Just brute force it.

@Nachiebree

Жыл бұрын

The height of the gusher is actually a better indication.

@cyan789

Жыл бұрын

Other pro tip: Hit the fountains that are furthest from the basket FIRST. That way you're less likely to get swarmed on your way to deliver the eggs.

Lol the finding goldie on is very funny. It's too accurate.

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

That used to be me when I first started playing

@emmet042

Жыл бұрын

So glad that opening the wrong gushers doesn't spawn more lesser salmonids in 3.

0:14 you chose the absolutely perfect clip for this

Please the bomb throwing at the Flyfish bins was too accurate 😭 they miss 99% of the time istg

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

Then there's the time said bombs remember physics is a thing and just roll out.

Low rank players ganging up on the 1 boss that spawns every 20 seconds

The "losing at wave 1" one is 100% accurate.

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

Glowflies wave 1 is a fun time :)

0:30 That is the most relatable shit of this video lol. Yeeting eggs just speeds up overall egg running and offers opportunities to contribute to the egg count while avoiding the basket. Such an awesome mechanic

what would be more accurate is randoms killing the goldies at shore

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

Very true, it hurts to see 10 golden eggs far away from the basket

WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE-💀 1:14 Edit: As a person who played salmon run in splatoon 2 and 3, I find these super relateable.

@thatstupidartist1485

Жыл бұрын

IKR THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME- I was a profreshional but in the span of 20 minutes I went back to an overacheiver😭

@yeetywoomy

Жыл бұрын

@@thatstupidartist1485 oof-

"when salmon run is closed" splatoon 3:

when you hit the quota and theres 5 seconds left but then you get a crew wipe at the last second

@LordSiravant

Жыл бұрын

HURK GENUINE PAIN

Me when I can't revive anyone or throw eggs since the fishsticks cover everything in ink stopping me from getting ink and when my team is at the water killing every boss but not collecting the egg pile that's being invaded by steel eels

Eggsecutive VPs casually pulling up to work in a warzone 😁 (I swear EVP rank is the first time I've seen frame drops in Splatoon, the amount of tenta missiles and.. EVERYTHING is insane)

tip for throwing bombs into the flyfish. aim for the middle of the lid and it will almost always go in

0:21 So called "free thinkers" anytime they hear he words "big" and "shot"

Lmao, I get so mad when players actively never use their specials in Salmon Run. It's so frustrating watching people save their ults despite everyone getting swarmed and knowing you get an extra special if you use both of them before the extra wave.

@PikKraken8

Жыл бұрын

Wait… I did not know that!

@testtest-sl5nx

Жыл бұрын

even if you don't use your specials and a extra wave happens you still only get one special anyways

@LordSiravant

Жыл бұрын

I usually save them for emergencies. If we're about to get swarmed, I try to act fast and use the specials to revive and give us breathing room, especially if I'm expecting a Cohozuna attack later on.

@andromeda3740

Жыл бұрын

@@testtest-sl5nx yeah, true, and that's just the cherry on the salmon run suffering cake.

When glowflies: Guess I’ll die

Yeah this is pretty accurate

That moment when Salmon run is 24/7

Salmon Run fans when they see that Grizzco is open forever in Splatoon 3:

@thatstupidartist1485

Жыл бұрын

He's gotta power that rocketship somehow

props for using relevant music as well as more original clips

When a professional dies because Steel Eels. But Mr.Grizz talks about *The tide*

0:31 Me getting good luck and queueing up with competent players

Actually, as stated in the Grizzco employee hand book, as opposed to Inkopolis, Grizzco never closes in the Splatlands, making the one at 1:29 invalid.

@cbcgame2744

Жыл бұрын

This is based on splat 2

@podiacider

Жыл бұрын

@@cbcgame2744 yeah I think I realized that but didn’t change it

When a small fry meeses up your aim. When you're waiting for a flyfish to open its hatch.

Getting stuck in the middle of the Flip Flopper's ring when you have a charger or splatling: 🤷‍♂️ *guess ill die.*

At least the Flyfish basket hotbox has been fixed

Me when we've had a tough run (and I'm probably tired af cause time zones) and an Xtreme wave triggers: "take me fish daddy".

@thatstupidartist1485

Жыл бұрын

This made me giggle in the middle of a macdonalds

I've been playing Salmon run for nearly 3 years now...in Salmon run every weapon is a weapon I main. In Salmon run you just need to main everything.

0:03 When you survive but you didn’t meet the Quota

it's very frustrating when no one takes out the Drizzlers. They should be a high priority boss as rain can really kill games

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie I forgot you can shoot the bombs back at them. Then again it's easier said than done when you have two steel eels, an army of various mooks and some Maws after you all the while flyfish are peppering the tiny field cause high tide.

yeah... my brother's a go getter and whenever I watch him play he spends half of the wave standing next to a pile of eggs and spamming "tHiS wAy!"

Update for Horrorboros: When people launch Golden Eggs at Horrorboros' body instead of the bomb in its mouth. [It's been several months since Horrorboros dropped- how do people still not know how to kill it?]

Splatoon 2 splatoon runners playing splatoon 3 : win Them: YAYYYYYY Cohozuna: imma ruin this guys whole career

This is so true and another thing that's true is when Mr Grizz said this exactly 66 eggs that's a shame in Splatoon 2 but it's all better now in Splatoon 3

Those torpedos are hard to hit okay. Sorry that I have 5 Stingers and 3FlyFish on me. SHEESH Bro.

Mr. Grizz having supportive dialogue and taking the blame when you die without getting any eggs: *Chad*

1:28 aint a problem no more, we can steal salmon children whenever we want

The mosasaurus one is so true

Haven't seen a carson clip in ages

EVPs explaining why defending eggs is valid

It's the losing on wave 1 and the 19/20 quota for me

Ah yes. Killed by the Maus again

1:30 This ain't a problem no more in Splatoon 3! Salmon run is now available 24/7. I'd forgotten what it was like to have the mode restricted.. felt like Nintendo was messing with us

the griller one is exactly my experience, i tried to get higher ground and there was 1 griller and as my teamates distracted it 2 more came in and my teamates all died so i was the last one left being chased by 3 grillers around the map

I love this LMAO

Lol the eggs come back after throw them in the water 🤣

My incomprehensible rage whenever a stinger or big shot is present.

Um, actually, you should be good at all weapons as they are all inking weapons and can kill things 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

update to the first one: The song is slightly distorted

I can't believe this is stupidly accurate

This man is spitting facts here. He represents how salmon run feels perfectly

I agree

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@JosuieCastio

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@user-fo7mk4ns6m

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@ysc_josh

Жыл бұрын

I agree

All of these are facts.

These are pretty much all true. The scrappers one was super true

The fact that the names are completely different in french but i can still see wich one your talking about exactly

should have made one of "SR players when its high tide glowflies wave 1"

these... hurt!! so true, every single one

Nice!

This is insanely relatable

my day gets ruined when a nozzlenose gets put in rotation

The only problem with my main int eh rotation is that it's the E-Liter

Why is this so true

Man i miss the old salmon run songs

funny af

why is this so acurate?

Hey dont complain about me. I once got a round with all Grizzco Model weapons. a Grizzco stringer, Grizzco explosher, Grizzco stamper, and my favorite of them all, the Grizzco blaster.

So true

Am I the only one here who finds dealing with grillers easy?

0:35 this aged well!

0:20 bro same

When Wave 3 is low tide and foggy. (Yoshikage Kira being pulled into the void by dozens of hands)

@Eterna_B0i

Жыл бұрын

When its high tide and dark you better pray to president Jelrico that it aint glowflies.

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

@@Eterna_B0i if I'm lucky it's Grillers (not much better but still) or a standard wave just in fog. That said if the entire team is lucky it's a free round.

0:37 so lucky spawn with ocean monument

I got to professional +1 and now I can’t win a single round. 😃

ok listen when I killed more bosses than everyone else combined and have 40 eggs lying around imma defend them I dont care if we win its about the princips

Throwing eggs takes too much ink

@jet_set8648

Жыл бұрын

Using the same amount as bombs makes sense from a consistency standpoint, but it should definitely be a bit lower, even with the little splash damage when throwing it.

1:38 does anyone know where this is from

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom It's the mosasaurus attack scene

YOU CAN SEND BACK THE RAIN BOMBS?!

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

Yes, by doing 100 damage on the torpedo, it'll launch back. That's the counter to Drizzlers

@Eterna_B0i

Жыл бұрын

If you angle it right you can send that back like your killing the octobot king V1 and one shot that run killer

i was not expecting deltarune footage lol

@slytundracat8120

Жыл бұрын

Bro when I saw the words “big shot” in the game I started laughing out loud

Splatoon 2 salmon run players 💀

0:35 *oh god don’t give players ideas……*

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

Surprisingly, no one really does this since the egg just comes back from where you threw it

@defnotcurecosmos5338

Жыл бұрын

@@OPLord ohhhhhhh ok

@emmet042

Жыл бұрын

@@OPLord Which means. . . WE CAN THROW IT RIGHT BACK INTO THE WATER!!!

fortnie or call od dut

btw. *breaks "break" and "brake" mean VERY different things my guy

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I've noticed at the start. I even mentioned it in the description

@jet_set8648

Жыл бұрын

In the context of Scrappers it’s kinda similar. Not entirely correct, but similar-ish.

They just made it harder in 3

@jet_set8648

Жыл бұрын

I kind of agree. It’s a better experience than 2, but I see where you’re coming from with the horror known as the Flyfish and an endless chain of really angry Chums tearing you limb from limb because of some glowing bugs.

@richardsonrichly8456

Жыл бұрын

@@jet_set8648 the explosher is really affective against them

@jet_set8648

Жыл бұрын

@@richardsonrichly8456 Yes. That is one singular weapon. Chargers and tri-stringers eat steelheads for breakfast, but at least that’s a few weapons compared to just one. But yes, exploshers are invaluable against flyfish.

@Eterna_B0i

Жыл бұрын

@@jet_set8648 Finally my main is good for something 🥲 *cries in tri-stringer main*

Am I the only person in existence who thinks flyfish aren't hard?

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

I also think flyfish aren't hard, just getting the time to throw a bomb at them and having enough ink is usually unlikely in higher hazard levels

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

By themselves they're not hard. But mixed in with everything else they're annoying. Like midges (midgies are mosquitos but in a swarm and they're tiny).

People Complaining about the Dynamo Roller in rotation: 👶👶

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

I get it's a good weapon and can one shot boss salmonids. Still don't like how it's so disgustingly slow though but that's me.

Please stop using apostrophes for plurals.

@OPLord

Жыл бұрын

Whoops

I’m unfortunately the idiot that forgets to use my special 🥲

When you manage to reach the quota on wave 3 but everyone dies When it’s glowflies appear