holy shit this got 10k views im gonna pee update: since some people are asking- the commentary is available on youtube!! it comes with the physical release of spirit phone ^_^ (which also comes w remastered versions of the tracks) second update: 37k+ views . i peed 💔 /j

@dogboa

3 жыл бұрын

please not again

@judeboogaloo5975

3 жыл бұрын

where is this audio of neil from?

@haoqw

3 жыл бұрын

why

@honeymummies2304

3 жыл бұрын

@@judeboogaloo5975 its all from the audio commentary! someone did upload it onto yt but it comes with the physical releases of spirit phone

@Moon404yt

3 жыл бұрын

pee, the best way to appreciate a thing

“hate sex makes evil babies” could maybe be great advice or just a really weird movie plot

@pigeondamigion569

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the plot for homestuck?

@basil6820

3 жыл бұрын

@@pigeondamigion569 OH MY FUCKING GOD

@ayoooowerllyouthere5556

3 жыл бұрын

@@pigeondamigion569 JSWUAHHAGAJA OMFG

@oreo625

3 жыл бұрын

@@pigeondamigion569 homestuck

@stickcat8515

3 жыл бұрын

Naw, thats the plot for all of the villains in Warriors ( TigerStar's kids, Darktail, prob more, i just cant remember them Rn )

“Hey so I had this theory... *Do you like honey????* “

@honeymummies2304

3 жыл бұрын

_its not a sex thing_

@chowcowgamer5834

3 жыл бұрын

I wheezed so hard it sounded like two trucks having sex as the tires were screeching

@Artificer_

3 жыл бұрын

*its not a sex thing*

@sayarock3283

3 жыл бұрын

All these are beautiful

@Binglesquirk

3 жыл бұрын

222

"Hey, do you like honey? It's not a sex thing-"

i have never heard neil speak before so i was very caught off guard when he just sounded like a normal guy.

@dahla1919

3 жыл бұрын

i love how i can tell what songs he's talking about. and how casually he talks about them cuz that vibe is pretty much how i imagined him to be.

@aposterous4126

3 жыл бұрын

Neil is the chillest man you’ll ever meet

@jackshadowbrowse

3 жыл бұрын

Watch 50 state nightmares and you can get used to his voice

@Vitorio582

3 жыл бұрын

Watch his comedy videos and listen to his podcast with Kevin and Ryan

@puppppppies

3 жыл бұрын

His voice sounds exactly how I expected someone that looks like him to sound

That part in "No Eyed Girl" where he just talked about eyeballs always gets me

@thogwedgie

3 жыл бұрын

how many times have you listened to the commentary album for you to be able to say “always gets me” LMAO

@AzenHawke

3 жыл бұрын

@@thogwedgie are you saying you _dont_ listen to it on a daily basis?

@thogwedgie

3 жыл бұрын

@@AzenHawke that was 3 weeks ago. I listen to it on a daily basis now, don’t worry.

@kevinwillems8720

2 жыл бұрын

Neil makes a song about the *eyeball zone*

@kevinwillems8720

2 жыл бұрын

I see there are fellow disciples of Lord Oculon reading the comments, hell yeah.

"stack multiple cats for that extra vertical cat value" are words i never thought id ever hear strung together but here we are

@FiSH-iSH

3 жыл бұрын

s t a c k u s

@LadiesHideYourMans

3 жыл бұрын

@@FiSH-iSH s t a c k l i k e t e t r i s

@gabmalagonpersonal

2 жыл бұрын

I thought those would be parts of the lyrics

@gatlina6019

2 жыл бұрын

I w a n n a b e t e t r i s t o o

@pablopereyra7126

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta optimize those cat values

"He's a human... You're a mermaid"

@Im_optimus_lime

3 жыл бұрын

BAHWHWHWHWHWHEH

@musicsheep9816

3 жыл бұрын

Couldit be anymore obvious

@SomeFreakingCactus

3 жыл бұрын

Like a deep sea diver falling into a mermaid's embrace .

@7ferrisarcade7

3 жыл бұрын

Ballroom dancing on a wave in the ocean

@moreofthatjazz_

2 жыл бұрын

dad married a fish?

my favorite quotes are from when he's talking about As Your Father: "He does apologize for yelling, but he’s just yelling for the whole song, and then he threatens to yell some more. I think this dad only has this one move. Or maybe he doesn’t even really yell at his kid, and this song is just, like, an internal monologue, and he has to lock himself in his bedroom, and just scream it out with his guitar. That’s a better idea."

@gemalescu

3 жыл бұрын

hey how'd you get here

@beenings213

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Edd

@RandomDude647

3 жыл бұрын

@@gemalescu how could i NOT get here

@juicer0tten

Жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere, wherever I go, that hellucard pfp haunts me.

"eyes are just windows to the eyes."

@HeyJinx

3 жыл бұрын

Ah ues This floor is made of floor

@eldestalpaca7232

2 жыл бұрын

Ah *ues*

"Something about male unrelatability in there... but mostly it's just a cloud-man song."

'ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba'- neil demon lemon

@charjack4449

3 жыл бұрын

1:55 bummmmmwoooaaaooow

@beaniewearingbastard3125

Жыл бұрын

"I am Robert Stack!"

@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

Жыл бұрын

im concerned for KZread Translate To English (United Kingdom)

"sometimes ill throw a blanket over my computer.. . . . BAOOOOOOOUM WAAAOOOW"

@strideryourself

3 жыл бұрын

hey froji!

@Froji

3 жыл бұрын

@@strideryourself hey scott!

@themyofmy

3 жыл бұрын

hey froji?

@Froji

3 жыл бұрын

@@themyofmy hey funkie dunkie!

@redmantis3336

2 жыл бұрын

...hey froji?

"The Lemon" is the funniest thing to me

@idonthavevideos5751

3 жыл бұрын

I SHIT MYSELF

@elliot._.119

2 жыл бұрын

THE LEMON *I SHIT MYSELF*

@vshinigai

2 жыл бұрын

**I SHIT MYSELF**

@miou2192

Жыл бұрын

Jesse i fucking shit myself jesse

When he says "hey buddies" i cry. i feel such warmth and comfort knowing neil cicereiga recognizes me as his buddy. i slowly drift off into a peaceful sleep. thank you neil

@frigusium7216

3 жыл бұрын

i'm so sorry, i don't know how to say this but... neil cicierega isn't real

@themyofmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@frigusium7216 :(

@angeygirl

2 жыл бұрын

He could be real... if you believe

@lmnc_dmnad

Жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@jjam1025

Жыл бұрын

@@frigusium7216 everyone knows that

neil looks and sounds like a guy who doesnt curse so him cursing, even though he does it in a few of his songs, always catches me off guard

@eldestalpaca7232

2 жыл бұрын

Same

"Fictional characters in song should not be worried about death." Stuck: 👁👄👁

@aliienoiid

3 жыл бұрын

I just came here from stuck wtf

@gabe8981

3 жыл бұрын

stuck?

@theabyss310

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabe8981 Stuck is a Lemon Demon song from the album Dinosaurchestra.

@HeyJinx

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the "home"

@masicbemester

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeyJinx yeah

alternative title: Lemon Demon - Spirit Phone - Commentary Track by Neil Cicierega: ADHD Edition

@starlightproductions594

3 жыл бұрын

can we like not say that adhd is like "crackhead energy" it kinda puts down the mental illness

@Dorkyzzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@starlightproductions594 i mean i was just saying it out of personal experience and a difficulty to focus as long or as well as i'd like, not to put down others

@CrazyBubba64

3 жыл бұрын

As a person that has adhd, this is true xD

@CrazyBubba64

3 жыл бұрын

But still, having adhd is never fun

@starlightproductions594

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dorkyzzz ok im sorry i didn't know that

The Neil Cicerega Podcast

@littlesnowflakepunk855

3 жыл бұрын

he is technically on a podcast, which i think is called Guaranteed* Audio

@puppppppies

3 жыл бұрын

He has the voice of an NPR host

@CrazyOkuuProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 w h e r e

@littlesnowflakepunk855

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyOkuuProductions on the Guaranteed* Video channel on youtube

@CrazyOkuuProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 HELL YEAH

“hey buddies Nilsa serega Here”

My new life plan: 1.Find a girl 2.Get married 3. Have a daughter 5. Wait for her to get married 4. Dance to ATFIEFBI at the wedding 6. Die without regrets

@cryptid221

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@elijahdage5523

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryptid221 hell yeah

@cryptid221

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahdage5523 :’))

@seaotter4439

3 жыл бұрын

ATFIEFBI?

@cryptid221

3 жыл бұрын

@@seaotter4439 as your father i expressly forbid it

"Ba bah ba ba baah ba ba bah I am Robert Stack"

@bchaotic905

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I should say that KZreads translate opinion decided you were trying to say "I don't need to. I am Robert Stack"

@hyphema

2 жыл бұрын

that's amazing

I am so here for all of these lemon demon memes I'm getting for no reason

@honeymummies2304

3 жыл бұрын

yeah thats pretty much all i upload lol

@seventrials

3 жыл бұрын

SAMe DFGDGFH

@theabyss310

3 жыл бұрын

@@some.kind.of.animal momento mori

@elijahdage5523

3 жыл бұрын

AUDI FAMAM ILLIUS SOLUS IN HOSTES RUIT ET PATRIAM SERVAVIT

@funnylittlecreature

3 жыл бұрын

I _really_ like your pfp

“let me sing about bugs... bugs that don’t matter”

"fictional characters shouldn't be scared of death; I should... yOuu should"

@elijahdage5523

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me how to live my life, Neil.

@furiousmagician5912

3 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume I can die, neil

@AzenHawke

3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume *y o u* can die, Neil

@tardigradez

3 жыл бұрын

-i'll never die, i am a freak, hello, i'm here, i'm living in the wall-

@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

Жыл бұрын

​@@tardigradez -I know-

I didn’t know a touch tune telephone was technically an actual instrument

He's a human *epic guitar riff* _you're a mermaid_

4:21 "but yeah this should be the anthem for dads and it should be played at father-daughter dances instead of that fucking john mayer song" my favourite part of the entire commentary track right there

i would pay for him to make a podcast like. hes hilarious and charming in a dorky way and i LOVE it

@honeymummies2304

3 жыл бұрын

he actually does run a podcast with some friends called guaranteed audio here on yt!! unfortunately they dont post much :[

@frankieroses

3 жыл бұрын

@@honeymummies2304 I DIDNT KNOW THAT OMG THANK YOU. well time to listen to all of the episodes and then be disappointed when i finish all of them in 2 days!! JJFJDJ

Spirit Phone: Spooky conspiracy theories and unexplained events- Ancient Aliens: *confused unga bunga*

@kevinwillems8720

Жыл бұрын

And then N e o l i b r a l i s m

"I dont know. I like eyes and all, but there just the windows to the eyes."

sometimes i'll throw a blanket over my computer, *_bUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAOAOOAOOEUUMMM_*

@looooo24

3 жыл бұрын

ORFJIFROEJRMÇRG IM DYING

@cryptid221

3 жыл бұрын

:’))

THE,, LEMON,,

@staceymulligan6486

3 жыл бұрын

THE LEMON

@poryphoria6218

3 жыл бұрын

I SHIT MYSELF

@FiSH-iSH

3 жыл бұрын

LEMON MAN

@hewhat2804

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes my favorite artist with one of mt favorite album, "I SHIT MYSELF"

@yamjams8907

3 жыл бұрын

THE LE MON

"I guess my content has changed" -the guy who made other such classics as Spiral Of Ants and Two Trucks

@Fawfownsthisiguess

3 жыл бұрын

He also made "Fiber glass monkeys", it was actually submit on his newgrounds account. (His account is called "Trapezoid")

@italian_sauce8604

3 жыл бұрын

*Two trucks having sex*

@ainsleyfr

3 жыл бұрын

@@italian_sauce8604 two trucks having s3x, my muscles, my muscles…

@worstusernameintheworld9871

3 жыл бұрын

@@ainsleyfr *involuntary flex*

@redmantis3336

2 жыл бұрын

He made both those songs at the same time though

The whole bit about the recorder has me imagining Neil just aggressively vibing with a recorder and I love it

@elliot._.119

2 жыл бұрын

AGGRESSIVE RECORDER NOISES INTENSIFY

@vshinigai

2 жыл бұрын

i love how he clarified he wasnt even jamming away on the recorder 😭😭

@JustSomeoneHi

10 күн бұрын

it was, in fact, the complete opposite of that

the lemon i shit myself the thumbnail brought me here

I am Robert Stack

@therealmiguel4666

3 жыл бұрын

hi Robert Stack

@L0rdOfThePies

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Robert Stack

@fishiee113

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Robert Stack

@bogdansgaming8106

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Leonard Nimoy

@chowcowgamer5834

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Robert Stack

"He's a human you're a mermaid" eight legs?

@kellanlevi5663

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, yeah ..... I think it's eight.

@ThatCheesyLad

3 жыл бұрын

Seven vagaianas

@beeknight5633

3 жыл бұрын

imagine

@CircusSabre

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatCheesyLad ok thanks

“Long before I thought of putting body parts in a video game cabinet” “Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba” There so much good quote and meme potential in this vid it’s great.

"Stack multiple cats for that extra vertical cat value." Thank you for the tip Neil

firstly neil is always so cute in this commentary and secondly my friend those people who goes deep into the lyrics and decides whether its a good song or a good sounding song and I too live in fear of his music taste

@CrazyOkuuProductions

3 жыл бұрын

neil is always adorable jhsusjsiejjls

@dolphinsoup

3 жыл бұрын

simps

@CrazyOkuuProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@dolphinsoup can confirm, i am a simp

@sponsoredbywalmart

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyOkuuProductions fellow simp..?

@CrazyOkuuProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@sponsoredbywalmart m

The phrase "because michal jackson is still dead" has a threatening aura

“swEEt bOd”

6:48-7:01 listen Neil, i have to over analyze every song i come into contact with or else I'll feel like all my years of being the "gifted" student in school will be wasted

@acronolozki

3 жыл бұрын

*puts on glasses* its kids nerds babe

@nuclearcatbaby1131

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually why I study graduate level math on my own for a hobby.

@silverdrake7838

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearcatbaby1131 I won’t take it that far but college is enough to satisfy the urge for knowledge and analyzing skills... for now

@nuclearcatbaby1131

3 жыл бұрын

@@silverdrake7838 College math is too easy.

@masicbemester

3 жыл бұрын

gifted nerds unite!

He sounds like he was running on 1% at the time of recording. He still sounds passionate but still tired lol.

"why can't we throw a party in honour of the crushing weight of responsibility??" not me doing Exactly That

“Just let me sing songs about bugs”

@nuclearcatbaby1131

3 жыл бұрын

Inspired by Oingo Boingo’s Insects?

"You're unstoppable babe" thanks Neil.

"sweet bod! :)"

i love how everyone is looking really deep into Niel's songs when in reality its literally him just fucking around

neil is the only person who can make me laugh while seriously listening to songs

"he's a human, you're a mermaid" remember the chorus from the ocean in view-monster? neil what are you implying-

"he's a human..... you're a mermaid" ;)

"Sometimes I'd throw a blanket on my computer"

@gatlina6019

2 жыл бұрын

BAAAOOOOOUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM

i like how this still summarizes the albums commentary

*I A M R O B E R T S T A C K*

@chloefoundpie6013

2 жыл бұрын

I too am Robert Stack.

I've never heard him speak before☠

"H-Hey so I have this theory, do you like honey? It isn't a sex thing."

Okay I came here for memes not for Neil to thank me so fucking politely for blasting Spirit Phone 24/7 😭🥺❤

the diy gps tracker fckugn killed me

I quote this sometimes

@staceymulligan6486

3 жыл бұрын

“Eyes are just the window to the eyes” “what are you talking about, I just told you my mother has cancer”

@chowcowgamer5834

3 жыл бұрын

"Its not a sex thing"

@mepmop7768

2 жыл бұрын

"Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah I am Robert Stack."

@vshinigai

2 жыл бұрын

@@staceymulligan6486 "oh yeah, that sucks. but do you like honey? its not a sex thing"

0:15 Lifetime Achievement Award (preceeded by a bit of overall commentary) 0:51 Touch-Tone Telephone 1:19 Cabinet Man 1:41 No Eyed Girl 1:58 When He Died (technically starts at the transition to it but I'm not breaking up that sentence) 2:35 Sweet Bod 3:24 Ancient Aliens (Eighth Wonder was skipped, also I guess Neil had a lot to say about Sweet Bod to take out of context) 3:30 Soft Fuzzy Man 3:57 As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It 4:29 I Earn My Life 5:36 Reaganomics (Oh my god Neil please stop talking about IEML you'll make it my favourite sometime) 6:22 Man-Made Object 6:47 Spiral of Ants 7:08 Crisis Actors 7:19 You're At The Party 7:33 Angry People 7:43 Cat Hacks 7:56 outro and thanks

"-and you know, Kokomo is not a real place, so... what are the Beach Boys trying to pull?" _"...Is it a tax thing?"_

I like this "The Lemon" guy! He's very inspirational.

he's so chill and he just seems like someone everyone could be friends with

@evilpossessedcat9572

7 ай бұрын

Yeah honestly he seems like an awesome person to just chill with

his voice is so warm and welcoming

0:52 bah BAH bah BAH bah BAH bah i Am RoBeRt StAcK

"the lemon. i shit myself"

@flytrapJester

4 ай бұрын

Artificer likes Lemon demon!?

"I like eyes, but they're just the window to the eye"

"Please just let me sing about bugs"

I have never heard Neil speak without singing before oh my goodness

@puppygirlasuka

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hnZryNONYdineaw.html

the voice crack on the sweet bod part gets me everytime

I heard his TED talk before but it's still weird to hear him talk

The weird "sWeEt bOd" made me giggle

"Hey buddies" 🥺

“Statues that cried blood” excuse me????????

no matter how many times i hear neil swear i still will never get used to it

That little thing he says at the end just always makes me feel all warm and cozy inside 💕❤️✨

it brings me endless joy to know that the man that made a song about truck sex is scared of me

I love the comment he makes about people who care about lyrics, makes me feel so powerful lol

Wait it's cicireega? I was pronouncing it "seesee air ih guh" dude my whole life has been a lie

@acronolozki

3 жыл бұрын

yEAH??? I GOT SO CONFUSED

@cryptid221

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s pronounced Neoclassism

@theabyss310

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryptid221 Really? I thought it was Naptime Cinema.

@cryptid221

3 жыл бұрын

​@@theabyss310 its actually neopet cigarette

@theabyss310

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryptid221 Oh man, it even rhymes, it must be correct

As a person who instantly gets the lyrics of songs, I can now say that I know of 5 different people who fear me.

@JustSomeoneHi

10 күн бұрын

you can add one more to that *what is wrong with you*

His voice is so calming? 😭😭

swEET bOD

@declantecho1717

3 жыл бұрын

3:23

the lemon i shit myself

The commentary is absolutely one of the best things ever tbh

getting the impulse to.......... animate this................... maybe. Edit: I'm animating it Edit 2: part 1 is complete kzread.info/dash/bejne/d3quptOnaKnTlbg.html

@inactiveaccount5480

3 жыл бұрын

yesyeysywysyeysy

@sansundertaleofficial9947

3 жыл бұрын

update me when ur done

@QuicksilverStudios0w0614

3 жыл бұрын

@@sansundertaleofficial9947 oki

@marl3ymarl3y86

3 жыл бұрын

Lmk. I wanna see this 👀

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

here for updates

I listened to the track commentary before but I forgot about a lot of these lines and I'm wheezing

What I do is very glamorous, Extremely rock and roll... This could totally be another song about crayons if I wanted to but why can't we throw a party in honor of the crushing weight of responsibility.

he's a human🙂....... *your a mermaid* 😈

I love this. This just shows how amazing of a person Neil is.

aah the commentary video is one of my favourite videos and this is great

I love the LD fandom

"You're At The Party is a song I never quite finished to my liking" NEIL IT'S YOUR BEST SONG???

"ba buh ba buh" "I am Robert stack"

His voice gives me some real Sly Cooper vibes, like this is the borderline insane stuff Sly rambles about when they’re just hanging out

" I am Robert Stack. "

Neil r e a l l y likes his dad

4:45 FUCK MY LIFE IS A LIE

"sweET bod!"

@evilpossessedcat9572

7 ай бұрын

✨ *swEEt bod!* ✨