“Where’d he go?” “He…f**cked his own butt.”

@pedrojhonny7003

7 ай бұрын

this can only make sense with this character 🤣🤣🤣

Miguel: "You have one choice between f***ing one person or an entire world. Every world." Miles: "I can do both!"

@TheAfricanGrey

8 ай бұрын

Miles got that sigma mindset 💀

@bj_bj

8 ай бұрын

who would be that one person

@ziachung4547

7 ай бұрын

​​@@bj_bj"I got some ideas"

@IHitTheWater

7 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

@the3ddinosaur87

7 ай бұрын

Honestly, if you think of "that word" in the context of "messing up" rather than its actual definition, then that line gets the point across about as well as the line from the actual movie.

“You f**ked me with a bagel” I’m dead 💀

@notrealwhackojacko

7 ай бұрын

How do you even f**k someone with a bagle?

@cradica

7 ай бұрын

Same

@jwatts94

7 ай бұрын

Tek Knight:

@SPZ_IKE

7 ай бұрын

I already know that bagel didn't come out right 💀

@Director_Oompaloompa

7 ай бұрын

​@@jwatts94oh hell naw

0:48 Spot: “I ****** you, you ****** me” Mile’s dad: “Spider-Man why did you **** that guy?” Miles: “I didn’t, he’s talking crazy” Me: **wheezing uncontrollably**

@minneeagle

7 ай бұрын

It would be better if he said “Mother****a he ****ed himsel-“

@ORProductionss

7 ай бұрын

@@minneeagle , lol

@dantdmfangamingrich9802

4 ай бұрын

@@ORProductionsshow would Mile’s dad react if he found out SpiderMan was his son

@ORProductionss

4 ай бұрын

@@dantdmfangamingrich9802, we’ll see in the next movie maybe

"You gotta let him spread his ass man" is crazy☠️

@-inFinity05-

7 ай бұрын

That one killed me.

@demosneokleous4877

7 ай бұрын

I thought he said cums

"I didn't know it was him, I didn't have a choice." Gwen is dangerous bruh 😭😭

@WHY-FHY

7 ай бұрын

"You gotta let him spread his **s man"

@Techrideretc.6793

7 ай бұрын

Time stamp plzzzzz:

@CosmicSyl1

7 ай бұрын

​​@@Techrideretc.67930:32

@Abyzz_Knight

7 ай бұрын

​@@Techrideretc.67930:34

@MrNuggetz44

7 ай бұрын

@@Techrideretc.6793bruh it’s like 30 seconds into the video just watch it

You forgot to censor the parts where Gwen kept saying "Shoot"

@ccelite3782

8 ай бұрын

"Shit shit shit shit shit" untapped potential

@IceFox606

7 ай бұрын

@@ccelite3782 That’s what I actually what I heard the first time I watched the scene lol 😅

@demosneokleous4877

7 ай бұрын

@@IceFox606 same

@ThatWorldWideWeb

7 ай бұрын

@@ccelite3782 gotta keep that PG rating somehow, otherwise it wouldn't make as much as it did

@IHitTheWater

7 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

The censors just make the context entirely different lol

@squiddyanimations6617

7 ай бұрын

wow. its almost like thats the exact joke of his entire channel

@REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE585

7 ай бұрын

FR LOL

@spongebobsquarepants2981

7 ай бұрын

​@@squiddyanimations6617I think that's cause it is

@Wertyber

7 ай бұрын

no flippin' way

“Where’ve you been?” “Just been out f@¢&ing all my friends.”

Spot: "You f🤬ked me with a bagel..." Spider-Man: "I f🤬ked a lot villains with a lot of different foods..." 🤷‍♂️ Me: SAVAGE!!! 😂

The whole you F**ked me with a bagel bit killed me 🤣

@godk-xj5ot

7 ай бұрын

Same

@demosneokleous4877

Ай бұрын

It's basically the plot

The censors just change the entire story😂😂😂

@ShaneDouglas713

7 ай бұрын

Yup indeed 😂

@ihap5180

7 ай бұрын

From heroes trying to help people to horny guys.

"I'm gonna put my **** in that hole" that and everything with Gwen and Miles are the funniest 🤣

@KaaayKaay

7 ай бұрын

What the cavemen were thinking:

@matthewroyer1561

6 ай бұрын

It would’ve funnier if he said: “Hypothesis, I’m going to **** that hole”

“As an objective observer with no skin in the game; I say, you gotta let him spread his a** Man.”

I mean some of those Miles and Gwen scenes might as well be canon😂

@bejeweledbat13

7 ай бұрын

it's a canon event

Gwen really thinks she's living in Alabama

0:48 "I F*cked you, and you f*cked me!" I laughed my ass off after hearing that LOL 🤣🤣🤣

"He got f***ed by a Spider" classic

I wish Ninja Panda kept the Spot's hole innuendos unedited, those would have been perfect for this! "My holes can take me anywhere..." "My holes aren't a curse, they're the answer!"

@hollowshield2315

7 ай бұрын

"can you stop taking about your holes? you're making everyone uncomfortable"

I thought this movie was already perfect and couldn't possibly be improved. I stand corrected.

Should have censored Gwen looking through Miles’ drawings of her😂

@legowafflesthe1st44

7 ай бұрын

Bet miles couldn’t explain that one.

1:25 is when I had to burst from laughter. "Spread his a$$" got me rolling on the floor.

@FazFab

7 ай бұрын

Same 😂

Miles really uses a bagel as a condom 💀 💀

0:48 Also i love how this line is an actual meme someone made

I cant even Mark the best timestamp for the best censorship, cause they all change the context so much😂

Rio: ''Where do you think you're going young lady?!'' Gwen: ''I'm going to f**k him''

“Spider-Man, why did you f**k that guy?”

@PuppyPal-ey5nz

7 ай бұрын

" I didn't, he's talking crazy. "

2:07 this part is so hilarious 🤣

1:28 is perfect😭

"The superhero? He got f***ed by a spider?" A FUCKING SPIDER?😭

2:50, that's actually the line for once. It's amazing what jokes you can 'slip in' when a character is multilingual.

1:28 Nobody:men the second they get married

"She ****ed your friend!" "You don't know that." "What do you mean I don't know that, I was there"💀💀💀

1:04 - Spider-Man: Do you wanna f**k? Jefferson: ARE YOU CRAZY?! Spider-Man: Well, many in your generation ignored their mental health for to long. Me: What does f**king someone have to do with your mental health?!

0:43 “You F🤬ed me with a bagel” I was dead

What I learned from this is that Gwen and Miles have a LOT of stamina and a VERY open relationship.

the fact some of these make sense to be in the actual movie

Gwen: i didn't f**k Peter

"YOU F***ED ME WITH A BAGEL" 💀

How you have yet to do the movie “Elemental” baffles me. Unless that one’s too easy lol

@LukeMaps

7 ай бұрын

That one scene: "Just a little bit of ---ing!"

Spiderman: Friends With Benefits

All of these are perfect!

Actually loved this movie

Gwen's dad: "Where have you been?" Gwen: "Been out f🤬king my friends... Me: She's very social...

"Who is Spider-Man?" "The superhero who got f****d by a spider"

In this video, the scene about Spot talking about his holes had to be censored so much to the point of just deleting it

00:13 "i was there" lol

The bagel part took me out lol 😂

Rio: Where do you think you're going?! Gwen: I'm going to f*** him. GOLD.

Most underrated channel on KZread

when every verb gets replaced with frick and every noun replaced with duck

Gwen : In every universe Gwen Stacy f**KS spiderman And in every other universe it doesn't end well 😂

1:24 lol what??

Jefferson: "Spider-Man, why'd you f🤬ked that guy?" 🤨 Me: I'm asking the same question...

Your the hero we need, but not the one we deserve ☺

1:28 Thats the exact thing i was thinking of when i first saw the movie

The censorship just makes this worse

1:28 i was dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Was having a bad Friday, this video made my day

Who knew a few well placed sex jokes would change an entire atmosphere of a narrative... You're a genius!

you forget the "miguel go easy on him" on the train

"All stations, stop what you're doing, and ****** Spiderman!" They should have added that

I was so hoping for the “how close? That close. Oh, that’s way too close.” scene to be blacked out with the audio only.

“What do you mean I don’t know that? I do know that I was there!” 😂

0:26 If I was Jessica drew I would say no

Spiderman really do be spidery

“I was there” was crazy

2:01 don't let ANY 2099 stans see this 💀💀💀

I've been waiting for this

Alr know dis finna be a banger

"Wait why did you f**** that guy"? 😂

2:15 thats too funny

I was like “ WOW!! WOW!! CALM DOWN!! Why is everyone horny all the sudden??” 😂

“I’ll let em have it mom, I’ll f*** en all

legit, now I have to watch these movies.

Just in time for spooky month

"Heee...****'d his own butt" 😂

The only part you forgot to censor was the part where Miguel was pinning down miles on train and well…we know what would happen… Honestly when I first saw that scene I thought it was going in that direction too with how…awkward it looked.

A worthy sequel to your itsv vid

MIGUEL’S LINES LAMAOOOOO

Another 10/10 vid

“Hypothesis, I’m going to put my #$&% in that hole.” Got me laughing

Elemental Next Please! :) Also is it possible for you to do TMNT Mutant Mayhem Barbie and Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Theives Unnecessary Censorship? Hope Paramount or Warner Bros Copyrights won't have an issue with it. (Fingers Crossed) :)

"he got ###### by a spider"

such a phenomenal movie

"You have the choice between ****ing one person or ****ing an entire world, everyone" "I can do both" 💀

So how was Spider man born? He was ****** by a spider

2:00 I can do both!! 😂 nah, miles be trippin

1:03 why does it work so well 😭

He did what with a bagel 😂

1:00 HELP

oh god, he's back

0:27 Wow, so forward 😮

0:43 You f***ed me with a bagel I laughed so hard

Spider-Man: "Maybe he's scared to f🤬k you..." 🤷‍♂️ Jefferson: "Why would anyone be scared to f🤬k me?!" Me: Do you see how your acting right now?

Across the Spider-Verse, more like Across the F**k-Verse 💀

@christopherho9258

5 ай бұрын

Or Spider-Man fuck the spider verse

Gwen: I didn’t f*** Peter. Also Gwen: You’re in this to f*** people, right? Right? So am I! *w* *h* *a* *t*

When you try it out for the first time:1:29

What was Miles' mom doing before she met his father 💀

Fantastic movie btw 👍👍👍👍👍👍