Lucky bastard, that Parker guy.

@TheAmazingCrusader

6 ай бұрын

Lucky and Parker should not be in the same sentence

@jorienwachukwu466

6 ай бұрын

Peter is anything but lucky. This is just a rare instance of something good happening to him, and usually these instances are then followed by immense trauma.

@The_Blue_Otaku

6 ай бұрын

​@@jorienwachukwu466 Nah he's one lucky bastard for tapping that pussy cat, that's for sure

@AgntFL

6 ай бұрын

Just a reminder the love of his life cucked him for an author self insert last year

@kurimiko

6 ай бұрын

Yea I wouldn't call him lucky

Felicia: "I consent." Peter: "Legally, I can't."

@TheMexicanSuperman1

6 ай бұрын

Wrong universe

@Paper_Jam200

6 ай бұрын

nice reference!

@kurimiko

5 ай бұрын

This is the insomniac verse my guy

@GHOST5800000

4 ай бұрын

@@kurimiko wait fr?!

@kurimiko

4 ай бұрын

@@GHOST5800000 yea

Spider-Man needed to relieve some unwanted stress. 🎉

_”…and then they ended-up doing it on the roof!”_ *couldn’t show the pages…* *they’re all* STUCK TOGETHER

@Pebieditor

2 ай бұрын

Last of us reference 😂😂

@user-ud6ui7zt3r

2 ай бұрын

@@Pebieditor Unfortunately, the Disney MCU studio will never put anything _this_ sexy on the Big Screen. Even if they tried to, they would probably cast Nancy Pelosi's fatter-daughter in the role of _Black Cat._ There are plenty of physically gorgeous women in the world, including Hollywood, yet somehow, Disney only casts the sort of women that only your mother would try to match you up with (...short, squat-little "butterball" turkeys, who, at best, only look good while still in the original wrapper.) *edit:* I think the only exception was when Aunt May insisted that Peter meet that nice Watson girl, next door.

@KDEditzzx

2 ай бұрын

💀

@Kakarunami14

Ай бұрын

Bruh…

@LUXXZEDITS

Ай бұрын

☠️

Looks like spider-man got his early Christmas gift

@urgereturnz6540

6 ай бұрын

😏😏😏

Why did the old days imply that “Parker luck” was even a bad thing?? I mean, dude acquired spider powers, dated a high school babe, a newsroom babe, a babe in a cat suit, married a SUPERMODEL, AND got to meet The One Above All, one on one. If this is bad luck, I don’t know what good luck is. Sad about Uncle Ben, but for the most part of his life, it’s AMAZING.

@bobfg3130

4 ай бұрын

He lost everything too.

@bertt1055

4 ай бұрын

@@bobfg3130 cos of writers’ being jerks… sadly

@uncagedmnc956

Ай бұрын

Dude still has bad luck.

Let this man score

I'll never understand how Spider-Man is classified as a genius and willingly chose boring Mary Jane Watson over thick nympho Black Cat.

@bobfg3130

4 ай бұрын

Mary Jane Watson is hot too.

@KoSMIC_animations

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@kennysemper2719

2 ай бұрын

Because one MJ is a better love interest, and she knew his identity for a long time and when they’re both together it’s a more stable relationship compared to what Peter has with Felicia. Second, for a long time Felicia was only in love with Spider-man and not Peter Parker, it’s true that she has accepted both in recent decades, but unlike MJ where she has always accepted both sides and always loved him as Peter and Spider-man. Also when Peter is with Mary-Jane he has something more serious, they may break up constantly, but when with MJ there is always hope that there is a future together with one another. In contrast to Felicia, who is only ever a rebound/or fling that Peter gets with whenever he breaks up with Mary Jane, and nothing serious ever arises from it, nor the possibility of an actual future together.

@spider-jonah-man7148

Ай бұрын

Black cat is a fast girl, she only likes him in his costume. It could never work long term

@bobfg3130

Ай бұрын

@@spider-jonah-man7148 She's great if he's single and has a few rough nights. She can definitely give him a good time.

Black Cat is wholesome❤️

FINALLY something goes right for Peter. #HappyHolidays

Bro ended the video right where shit got interesting

🎵 ..."Because a Cat's the only Cat the knooooows where's it's at!"

@blackkitty369

Ай бұрын

And everybody pick up on that FELINE beat cause everything else is obsolete!

@cupcakelife2362

3 күн бұрын

​@@blackkitty369A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born, every time he plays 🐈

@oceanberserker

3 күн бұрын

​@@blackkitty369"Strictly high - button shoes."

@oceanberserker

3 күн бұрын

​@@cupcakelife2362"But with a square in the act. You can set music back."

@cupcakelife2362

3 күн бұрын

@@oceanberserker To the cave man days, cha-cha-ba-dum-bo-day!

She didn't threw up this time.

@gannielukks1811

6 ай бұрын

Different universe

@jaycethetroll2482

6 ай бұрын

fr incorrect grammar🤓🤓🤓

@kaizoisevil

2 ай бұрын

That's cause in that other universe, Peter was still a kid. Felicia had morals, she was not going to be a pedo.

I know this is the prequel to the Insomniac game. So, I'm imagining if Felicia did have a son with Peter. Son - Hey, dad, how did meet mom? Peter - Well son, it's an interesting story.

@kennysemper2719

2 ай бұрын

Something tells me that Felicia wasn’t actually lying about her and Peter having a son.

There is a third web shooter that spider-man has

The writers finally gave bro a break.

Way marvel is doing relationship with black cat and Spider-Man is exact type relationship Batman and Catwoman have

@Foxster_13

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, though I think the only difference is that if Spider-man and Black Cat get into a relationship, it's most likely temporary, like its only a bit of fun for them or perhaps just for Black Cat, plus (I don't know if I might wrong about this) I don't recall a story where Spider-man and Black Cat get married or spend their lives together. Whereas Batman and Catwoman often have a permanent relationship and genuinely care about each.

Dang he is so lucky my man

@kurimiko

6 ай бұрын

Ironic

POV: you're watching this in NNN 💀

@kurimiko

6 ай бұрын

Are u living in the past💀

@FriendlyNeighborhoodSM1048

6 ай бұрын

@@kurimiko Nah man, I'm livin in the year 4786 rn 💀

Black cat and spider man are meant for each other mj ain’t it chief

@HuzeyfahHussain

6 ай бұрын

Screw mj

@AgntFL

6 ай бұрын

FACTS

@korosensei1325

6 ай бұрын

REAL

@onesaucynougat7471

6 ай бұрын

I would’ve disagreed a while ago but main canon storyline MJ is definitely not for him. In the insomniac verse maybe MJ and Spider-Man are a good couple but MJ is ugly af so…

@TheMightiestAvenger

6 ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more

Peter,what you fail to see is that sure the Parker luck is a big fat pain in your life,no denying it but sometimes (not all the time) it can bring some speck of happiness

Every now and then Peter gets a W.

Did the right thing

Why is it the guy with arachnid powers get all the girls😢😢😢

Nobody deserves a happy ending more than Spiderman

Kitty is a perfect love interest for our Friendly Neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. Yeah sure she robs some stuff but still it's fun to play with her.

Bro got god rizz

Black Cat more like Black Cougar dude wtf

back when black cat was natural human being

Of course he is a Lucky bastard

Okay, good; he consents, too I've noticed an unsavory pattern in superhero comics when it comes to this

*_*IT SHOULD'VE BEEN US, NOT HIM*_*

Plots twist spicy is a minor 💀

I still say MJ is Spidey's one true love and what he's always had with Black Cat is a close friends/partners with sexual benefits thing.

What volume/issue Spider Man comic is this from?

1:43 & 2:00 after Spider Man 2 PS5 I couldn’t agree more

Nah they do it on the roof

what is the name of this comic book?

What is the name of this book??

Me and aunt May on the next door roof, me not consenting.

@natethemate3569

6 ай бұрын

🤨

@Estrangedson

6 ай бұрын

@@natethemate3569 🤨🤨

🖤🔥 Purr 🔥🖤

Lol, that was interesting

Which comic issue is this?

Which issue is this?

Comics now: black cat is a better girlfriend for spidey than Mary Jane Insomniac: MJ better than Black cat Comics then: MJ better than Black Cat

🧐 *This makes more sense (character wise)* *than Batman and Catwoman banging on the roof.* Edit: I meant Batwoman.

@Isokka.

6 ай бұрын

Batman and catwoman banging on roof makes sense too wdym????1!1!1!1

@tonyj9203

6 ай бұрын

@@Isokka. Absolutely out of character. Bruce Wayne can playfully indulge in his lesser, relaxed impulses. Batman is far too focused to.

@HuzeyfahHussain

6 ай бұрын

@@Isokka.they wanna do it private 😂😂

@dino_mite8403

6 ай бұрын

​@@tonyj9203 didn't him and batgirl literally do it on a roof tho

@tonyj9203

6 ай бұрын

@@dino_mite8403 yes. I was saying it was bad writing on behalf of Batman. Maybe and this is a big maybe Knight-Wing.

YOO WHICH COMIC IS THIS?

Dang, i wish I was Spider-Man even knowing Gwen will die and ill never be with a baddie like Mary Jane but again...

What comic is this? Is this a spidey PS4/5 prequel or spinoff?

@aquaUI

2 ай бұрын

prequel

Peter parker

This is canon to Insomniac right?

was it big???

@Riley-sv7rb

6 ай бұрын

Probably cus every girl wants him spider man and Peter

And Peter is 16 and she is 19 💀

@riothecat7696

2 ай бұрын

This insomniac spiderman from marvel spiderman. He is already in college. Although black cat is sometimes older than peter.

@MrcreeperDXD777

2 ай бұрын

Wrong universe...

No shower?

Does anyone feel bad for mj?

Imagine if MJ never existed.

Yo

The hell is with these comics?

@danzstuff

2 ай бұрын

comics are weird

Dose it show

black cat Is a ripoff of cat woman

@HuzeyfahHussain

6 ай бұрын

Black cat way better than trash woman 😂😂

as an average black cat disliker I hate this comic with all the force in my body also dogs are better