Part 3 here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pGeWu5KuYrm7esY.html
@omerbrooklyn8716
18 күн бұрын
You are making genius work here
@amartmg13
18 күн бұрын
My ass is exhausted 😞
@HeavensSword
14 күн бұрын
JESUS
@hansgarriell2525
14 күн бұрын
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY QURAN
@maks-9999
14 күн бұрын
Я люблю тебя
@dhanurs808527 күн бұрын
Respect to Doc Ock for developing " no homo chip " 🗿
@a14yearold
27 күн бұрын
😐
@poluticon
27 күн бұрын
😂
@kiro253
27 күн бұрын
Finally a cure to this disease
@heru_urnillson5620
27 күн бұрын
Hahaha 🤣🥴😂😂
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@dhanurs8085 An emissioned glimpse of light amidst the deep dark apocalypse.
@Flappy_Birdz27 күн бұрын
Doc ock ❌ Doc C_ock ✅
@icedegreaser
27 күн бұрын
docock
@davidhenriksson285
27 күн бұрын
Do cOck
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
27 күн бұрын
@@Flappy_Birdz Doc Cock: "the power of breed. In the palm of my hand" Bully Woke-Guire: "oh boy yeaaaaah"
@kueapel911
27 күн бұрын
Do cOck
@rickswordfire4774
27 күн бұрын
Do C_ock ✅
@josephnyy8623 күн бұрын
The "no homo chip" killed me 😂
@tylerwilson4450
12 күн бұрын
bro thought ahead
@user-zd2fr6ke8b
11 күн бұрын
I cant stop laughing and im still in my office. 😂
@Xesswtf
11 күн бұрын
Fr LMAOOO
@mattco1103
10 күн бұрын
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies"
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@user-zd2fr6ke8b did you finish of your homies😂
@ProtoMario27 күн бұрын
You finished off my dad! He finished himself off, Harry!
@ScottRedBeard
23 күн бұрын
HE WAS TRYING TO FINISH ME OFF HE FINISHED HIMSELF
@MegaAndyGG
20 күн бұрын
Harry, you're a gay wizard Oh, sorry. Wrong movie lol
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@MegaAn😂dyGG
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@@MegaAndyGG behold my wand😂
@chasebriscoefan1427 күн бұрын
If Spider Man 2 was released in June of 2024
@SirsasthNigam.
27 күн бұрын
what about Disney Queer coded villains of 20th century?
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
Absolute cinema.
@Vilgax00
27 күн бұрын
No. Because this movie is actually good.
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@Vilgax00 So its indeed not released in june 2024 then.
@struggler7164
27 күн бұрын
@@Levas-29 There have been plenty of good movies about gay relationships before 2024 y'know?
@akshayraj462327 күн бұрын
"Ah Rosie I love this boy"
@GeorgeFleming-p2d
27 күн бұрын
That's crazy
@parikshit793
27 күн бұрын
This sums up everything
@rafsan1578
27 күн бұрын
😂
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
Rosie: "As a student right? Doc ock: "....." Rosie: "RIGHT?!"
@user-wr9pl5tp9d
27 күн бұрын
Rosie : You can't do this to me
@BBoii2117 күн бұрын
“No matter how many pp I touch I will never be gay” had me 💀 😂
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@mikey2toes96623 күн бұрын
“The real crime is not finishing my homies up”
@AstralLaVista27 күн бұрын
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies" best villian arc ever
@dontmindme5926
27 күн бұрын
I can't take it as not he killing them off
@WhiteOneRomeo
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roderik3059
18 күн бұрын
I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂
@austinlohmann4008
3 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💀 Shit had me dying
@milk981727 күн бұрын
Gay ock: "The power of 19inch in the palm of my hand"
@rafsan1578
27 күн бұрын
😂
@Spectacular1103
27 күн бұрын
19 inches of Venom
@ransomsdp
27 күн бұрын
Oh boy yeah
@sanchezs7614
27 күн бұрын
*c
@legndaryhero
27 күн бұрын
@@sanchezs7614 r/whoosh
@CVReal26 күн бұрын
Tobey Maguire got bit by a gay spider
@L80skidd
16 күн бұрын
See me, it was a gay goat
@Aye_Nyne
4 күн бұрын
An itsy bitsy fabulous one
@Urdabestplaya24 күн бұрын
"Suk dik? No no no Im not gay" lmafo😂
@Ocidad
13 күн бұрын
i lost 😂😂😂
@thelocust619
13 күн бұрын
I'm with you from the afterlife cuz I passed on after that 😂 Hearing voices...ah?! No homo chip?! *music swells like a dik*
@John_C_J27 күн бұрын
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" "Why, yes. Thank you"
@ProPandaPlays
27 күн бұрын
i was waiting for this line but it never CAME lol
@hyper-2308
27 күн бұрын
give it you*
@CommanderCodyChipless
27 күн бұрын
"I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... GAY TIME."
@sonicspeedgamer6336
26 күн бұрын
@@ProPandaPlays That's because it's in the first film, this video is on the second.
@ExquisiteAndroid27 күн бұрын
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of gay potential
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
A fascinating phenomenon that shocks the stars and cosmos alike, including everyone's gender studies class!
@royalroyal2210
27 күн бұрын
Fascinating, your two mothers must be proud
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@royalroyal2210Your politically correct brothers and non binary sisters aswell.
@royalroyal2210
27 күн бұрын
@@Levas-29 how right you are.. Dont you know how much they sacrificed?!!!
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@royalroyal2210 Oh I will. After I'm done with them.
@gurkarnprihar484826 күн бұрын
The No-Homo Chip Line took me RIGHT OUT 😂😂😂
@markajijelek55439 күн бұрын
LoL I love how Doctor Octopus casually explains the smart arms and their purpose 😂 0:17
@sergiofernandez731827 күн бұрын
Ya know, im something of a homosexual myself.
@MKultraInstinct
25 күн бұрын
How’d that get in there
@iaminevitable5696
23 күн бұрын
Impressive, your parents must be very proud.
@Alabarm74
23 күн бұрын
I AM the guy who proud of my parents
@juser-abuser
22 күн бұрын
Im black and homosexual transgender muslim myself!
@SirsasthNigam.
22 күн бұрын
Disney Queer coded villains
@alatus_knight27 күн бұрын
"My ass is exhausted"💀
@chaosiscoming3369
27 күн бұрын
lmao
@ransomsdp
27 күн бұрын
From the pounding
@Darth_Niki4
27 күн бұрын
@@ransomsdpPounding is not a major at this university
@dman7668
27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@marcfilms999
26 күн бұрын
@@Darth_Niki4 Peter did it to get good grades. Like every lazy person.
@WHITEPERSUAS1ON24 күн бұрын
"I should have known Osborn didn't have the spine to finish you"
@Hurtle885hu8bu27 күн бұрын
1:19 That’s too good of a line
@gulugulugulu00727 күн бұрын
Noo way Dr Oct devloped those hands to touch PP 💀💀💀
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
So stunning and brave enigmatic.
@toseeupload8855
27 күн бұрын
Without being gay
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
"Jack off his 4 homie is not a privilege, it's a gift. He using 4 robotic giant arms for the good of his homie and himself"
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
His homie: "Stop touching my PP, man! You're getting on my nerves" Doc ock: "I have a knack for that"
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
@Vilgax0027 күн бұрын
Not gay enough.
@chaosiscoming3369
27 күн бұрын
lol
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
"What does it matter to you anyway!?"
@Vilgax00
27 күн бұрын
@@milk9817So now you're friendzoning me?
@Theoryofanything.
27 күн бұрын
@@milk9817 Everything!
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
Not even that, there's no complaints about the mysoginistic and oppressive patriarchy! Where's our representation??!!
@BLKYLNspider426 күн бұрын
Gay people when they learn that human spider pins gay pins
@AnimalTruk23 күн бұрын
“No homo chip” is wild bro 💀
@Monopo14027 күн бұрын
"The no homo chip." hilarious !
@Aquanex2
27 күн бұрын
Brilliant!
@carsonhunt4642
27 күн бұрын
I love how he states as fact he isn’t gay but then says the lady is right and that’s why he already developed the no homo chips 😂
@jolrath2680
21 күн бұрын
I keep watching this because every time he mentions the no homo chip I can't stop laughing
@rga889527 күн бұрын
"You are an amazing creature Gay-Man" 😂😂
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
27 күн бұрын
@@rga8895 "you and I are not so different"
@warsthemarvel8608
26 күн бұрын
@@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogamesI’m not like you, you’re homophobic
@Freejack001
23 күн бұрын
You put your pp into Pinky. I put my pp into Stinky. We're not the same.
@number3Ihatetoontown
14 күн бұрын
"You're in a maze, Spider Man." "I'm not." "You are. You're mom gay, Spider Man." "No, you."
@Keiran2772926 күн бұрын
That doc ock gay shit was honestly funny as fuck 😂😂😂
@mattco110310 күн бұрын
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies" 💀
@timbrsl321627 күн бұрын
*My ass is exhausted Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem
@ItsKindaWeirdBro...
27 күн бұрын
😂😂
@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber27 күн бұрын
"The power of balls.... in the palm of my hand"
@blinded6502
26 күн бұрын
The pair
@roumitrakshit123526 күн бұрын
Spiderman 2 if it was released by Netflix
@odiagam575524 күн бұрын
"How right you are"
@YTrpgvids27 күн бұрын
"Your breath smells like my crotch" got me dying 🤣💀
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
"What are you talking about? It's not white you oxymoron!" Sir, this is a white men to pinky brothel. I must contact your adviser.
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
@fbwjjwbs
27 күн бұрын
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@YTrpgvids For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait.
@John-X
26 күн бұрын
i lost my shīt at "no homo chip"
@jaodasilva799327 күн бұрын
Not woke enough for today's standards ... there's no black women in like 99% of scenes
@dman7668
27 күн бұрын
That's true, this film was racist. We need to remake it and make doc oc black and spiderman indian. And Jameson has to be a trannie.
@YargGlug
27 күн бұрын
That's what I said. And Peter should be black by now. But the most important thing is to throw in a few ugly transitioned people.
@dawkon7
26 күн бұрын
Excuse Me? A black/asian/samoan non binary trans fairy woman
@BoondockGore
26 күн бұрын
I didn't see one Asian or Indian person wedged into it to make absolutely no sense either 🤔
@Wingedmagician
21 күн бұрын
with ai we can one day see this version of spiderman, i mean gayman
@concentratedH2O23 күн бұрын
Still the modern mainstream movies are gayer than this
@mustachestreak15 күн бұрын
Harry : I'm scared Also harry : so now you're friend zoning me 💀😭🤚
@Elongated_Muskrat27 күн бұрын
Shouldn’t it be “Spider-Individual”?
@Rollerbear712
27 күн бұрын
Spider-Gay (Alex Jones rant incoming)
@John_C_J
27 күн бұрын
Spider-entity
@amadeusagripino6862
27 күн бұрын
Spider-They/Them
@rickswordfire4774
27 күн бұрын
@@amadeusagripino6862 Spider Ma'am
@UnknownDenizen
27 күн бұрын
@@Rollerbear712I don’t want them putting chemicals in the air that turns the friggin spiders gay!!!!!
@cabbage_cat27 күн бұрын
Out of the closet, am I?
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
27 күн бұрын
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this! NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
@CommanderCodyChipless
27 күн бұрын
"You're out Norman" "No, I'm in"
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@Comm😂anderCodyChipless
@bytemevv-461627 күн бұрын
*BULLY MAGAYRE:* _That's a cute outfit..._ _...Did your husband give it to you !?_ *HIGH GAY HARRY:* _...Yes you did, Peter !_
@DannyBPlays26 күн бұрын
I always liked when your vids modified existing dialogue, it was very creative, but creating new dialogue with A.I. is just too easy
@Jlopezocasio27 күн бұрын
Parker, get me gay pictures or you’re fired!
@breakfast7595
16 күн бұрын
It'd be even more funny if Peter just took a picture of him and gave it to him
@Claego
14 күн бұрын
Peter, you're faf!
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😅
@ShinigamiNyx27 күн бұрын
Planning isn't a major, mewing isn't a major, grinding isn't a major. Will Parker ever find a major at this university?
@SBalajii
27 күн бұрын
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@alltaken0
26 күн бұрын
@@SBalajii Is that a major problem?
@handsomeDRAC21 күн бұрын
That Doc ock scene got me though😂
@MohammadMR-gx3hr27 күн бұрын
1:00😂 im dying
@HuskySansVergogne27 күн бұрын
Bro got gay tentacles talking to him.
@Pashury27 күн бұрын
“I might” “Oh” 💀
@awkdarsh25 күн бұрын
doc ock: "you are getting on my ass" spidey: " i have a knack for that" 💀
Jonah: "What do we gonna call this guy??" Hoffman: "Doctor Pu$$y?" Jonah: "Ehh that's crap" Hoffman: "Doctor A_$$?" Jonah: "Crap!" Hoffman: "Doctor C_0ck?" Jonah: "That's pretty good.......but it's taken...by ur girlfriend." Jonah: "wait wait wait, i got it, Doctor C_0ck" Hoffman: "I like it" Jonah: "Of course you do, ur g4y".
@marcfilms999
26 күн бұрын
Well Doc C0ck would be easy. Doc Dock may be somewhat less overused.
@justaway4271
26 күн бұрын
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?" "Doctor Pu$$*" "Cr@p" "Doctor A$$" "Cr@p" "Doctor C0€k?" "That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend." "Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock" "I like it" "Of course u do, ur g4y" "New villain in town: Doc Dock" "Genius" "What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
@Skankhunt42749
17 күн бұрын
You mean Doc Cock?
@lynx395327 күн бұрын
The intro is crazy 💀
@John-X
26 күн бұрын
bruh the 1st vid was funny, but this one rly made me lose my shīt😅
@Wingedmagician
21 күн бұрын
the outro was just as crazy tho 😂
@skippepper31686 күн бұрын
I’m never watching Disney minus again.
@noobmaster6942626 күн бұрын
When the entire Spider-Raimi trilogy releases in June 2024, promoted by woke media
@kevinjmccloy586527 күн бұрын
“The homies can’t say no to me” Green gobbling
@kryppo424527 күн бұрын
Spider-Man 2 if it was written by the Boys writers
@LarryWater
27 күн бұрын
So true
@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004
27 күн бұрын
Or Disney writer
@SweatEagle
27 күн бұрын
Uh oh, looks like someone got offended by the recent season.
@user-cp7uf2hb4g
27 күн бұрын
Yeah have you seen it😂😂 almost every guy is fucking another guy!
@thesazbak5342
27 күн бұрын
@@SweatEagle offended =/= dislike
@EndThusIAm26 күн бұрын
I think my eyes became waterfalls after laughing so hard at the No Homo chip!
@charaznable807220 күн бұрын
Broke Back Spider.
@darimamitypova696427 күн бұрын
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
@ashaqulalam932727 күн бұрын
You'll never run out of content, as far as I'm concerned.
@Vulpas12 күн бұрын
This is WAY funnier than part 1, it's unreal lol
@ananthutr301427 күн бұрын
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies"... 😂
@heavyhgmagagent791427 күн бұрын
"I'm scared " "Scared that one night you will sneak into my bed" Damn thats the worst nightmares...u know for straight person
@user-qg2kt9wc4f27 күн бұрын
That chip is a placebo my boy
@Jackal_El_Lobo3427 күн бұрын
1:12 LMAO I thought Harry said he was afraid. He’s sneaking an agenda there. 😂
@dannyr29769 күн бұрын
I'll never be able to see Doc Ock from Spider-Man 2 the same way after this! 0:35, the 'No Homo Chip' 🤣🤣🤣
@debarghyabiswas204627 күн бұрын
Bro that harry pete interaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noindamster358127 күн бұрын
"Deez smart arms" 😂
@mikroskopik323526 күн бұрын
Spiderman 2 ps5 be like:
@mike4893121 күн бұрын
“The real crime would be to not finish off my homies” had me dead.
@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz27 күн бұрын
New Netflix series looks wild
@BDKing-hh7pk27 күн бұрын
Spiderman 4 netflix edition
@goldenorbstudios24 күн бұрын
oh my gosh 😂 "The real crime would be to not finish off my homies"
@muhammadseifeldin22786 күн бұрын
The power of the sack in the palm of my hands. Nothing will stop me from finishing my homies, NOTHING!!!!!
@MacKinnon2927 күн бұрын
For Spider-Man 3 but it's woke, the Human Spider should make the symbiote turn Peter transgender when bonded to him
@milksnekz9632
27 күн бұрын
Yes
@xeroso_id
27 күн бұрын
I would prefer make him black but sure
@rickswordfire4774
27 күн бұрын
Spider-Ma'am
@RoboLivestreams
27 күн бұрын
MAKE IT PINK. PINK SYMBIOTE ROCKS!
@pyroblade452
26 күн бұрын
Use the voice pitch thing that was done in one of the older videos lol The symbiote would be a metaphor for hormone therapy instead of drug addiction
@alexbryda14 күн бұрын
dude i can't im actually crying 😂the doc ock scene was beyond S TEIR 😂
@ORProductionss27 күн бұрын
“It’s not gay if it’s with the homies”
@sarojandongol148227 күн бұрын
0:58 Missed opportunity to put "Oh boy yeah"
@syaredzaashrafi1101
25 күн бұрын
you gae or whut lol
@jeneralbrigader847827 күн бұрын
Doctor cocktopus 🌚
@moomooojoos4 күн бұрын
Thats right...the real crime would be not to finish off my homies. Words to live by
@ilonkamvtv20 күн бұрын
We got gay-man 2 before gta 6
@user-pz8ek9qd8j27 күн бұрын
Alt title:If Disney produced the Spider Man 2 🤣
@warsthemarvel860827 күн бұрын
Well we officially have a Gay man 2 but it’s on PS5 as a game
@GamingNationShm
27 күн бұрын
You mean Spider-Man 2(Insomniac)?
@warsthemarvel8608
27 күн бұрын
@@GamingNationShm yep
@467076
27 күн бұрын
Wait what? Spiderman is gay? Or another character is?
@GamingNationShm
27 күн бұрын
@@467076 I think 2 side-characters(side-mission) were gay.
@BigSmoke-ew5td
27 күн бұрын
The hell are you talking about
@ligitmuffin25 күн бұрын
Imagine NOT finishing off the homies... 😂😂😂😂😂
@rampinguy385723 күн бұрын
I would genuinely watch a whole movie of this XD
@ANONYOMOUS_727 күн бұрын
1:07 "i missed the part where that's my problem"
@Levas-2927 күн бұрын
A better love story than twilight.
@Dtitilator21 күн бұрын
Ok, now I want the full movie in this fabulous version.
@Matt-og6qv6 күн бұрын
This is the best form of humor
@calcariachimera27 күн бұрын
0:28 on the floor pissing myself here
@raemontargaryen300527 күн бұрын
Mary Jane should be black. bcz no redhead characters nowadays 😂
@marcfilms999
26 күн бұрын
Its crazy how its always redheads specifically they get replaced or swapped out. Its like modern media hates them lol. I find red hair to be very beautiful. Sadly the red hair gene seems to be slowly going extinct.
@sap9255
20 күн бұрын
What about Mary Jane? She's a redhead...
@sap9255
20 күн бұрын
@marcfilms999 there's literally thousands of forms of media for you to see redheads bro, other people are just becoming normalized
@cnizzle9575
20 күн бұрын
@@sap9255 she’s not a red head in any of the modern marvel mobies
@marcfilms999
20 күн бұрын
@@sap9255 Then they can make their own movies and stop making remakes and sequels and replacing characters with people of other races, genders and sexualities. Like they did in the past. Red heads are specifically replaced in these.
@ChaseEverything24 күн бұрын
Its actually really impressive how the dialogue switches in and out of the real lines. Makes it sync up so well. Very creative!
@blackmagician764522 күн бұрын
Hold up y'all. Doc may be onto something with that brain chip.
@anitasharma682827 күн бұрын
“But lube is a major at this university”
@ransomsdp27 күн бұрын
‘Why don’t you put some broccoli in there.’
@calidude421123 күн бұрын
You have to finish off the homies. Much respect. 👍
@chuchuman116320 күн бұрын
What Doc Ock said about the chip is wild.
@SvenS227 күн бұрын
Please never stop doing these 😂
@Dreaming_Stray27 күн бұрын
“The real crime would be not to finish off my homies” is he going to finish off Spiderman that way too? Edit: Wow, a heart from the human spider? I’m even more excited for Spider-Man 3 but it’s woke
@The_child-catcher
27 күн бұрын
When you edit your comments you lose the heart💀
@Dreaming_Stray
27 күн бұрын
@@The_child-catcher I guess so unfortunately. Lowkey sad at that
@Dreaming_Stray
27 күн бұрын
Holy shit human spider reheart-ed the comment after I lost the heart.
@Warlord_Megatron
27 күн бұрын
@@Dreaming_Stray you new to yt?
@Joseph_D_Mama22 күн бұрын
You should do Spider-Man but he has scoliosis, you’ve got the classic “my back!” Line to work with plus the “I hunch” line when MJ mentions him looking taller
Пікірлер: 1 900
Part 3 here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pGeWu5KuYrm7esY.html
@omerbrooklyn8716
18 күн бұрын
You are making genius work here
@amartmg13
18 күн бұрын
My ass is exhausted 😞
@HeavensSword
14 күн бұрын
JESUS
@hansgarriell2525
14 күн бұрын
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY QURAN
@maks-9999
14 күн бұрын
Я люблю тебя
Respect to Doc Ock for developing " no homo chip " 🗿
@a14yearold
27 күн бұрын
😐
@poluticon
27 күн бұрын
😂
@kiro253
27 күн бұрын
Finally a cure to this disease
@heru_urnillson5620
27 күн бұрын
Hahaha 🤣🥴😂😂
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@dhanurs8085 An emissioned glimpse of light amidst the deep dark apocalypse.
Doc ock ❌ Doc C_ock ✅
@icedegreaser
27 күн бұрын
docock
@davidhenriksson285
27 күн бұрын
Do cOck
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
27 күн бұрын
@@Flappy_Birdz Doc Cock: "the power of breed. In the palm of my hand" Bully Woke-Guire: "oh boy yeaaaaah"
@kueapel911
27 күн бұрын
Do cOck
@rickswordfire4774
27 күн бұрын
Do C_ock ✅
The "no homo chip" killed me 😂
@tylerwilson4450
12 күн бұрын
bro thought ahead
@user-zd2fr6ke8b
11 күн бұрын
I cant stop laughing and im still in my office. 😂
@Xesswtf
11 күн бұрын
Fr LMAOOO
@mattco1103
10 күн бұрын
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies"
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@user-zd2fr6ke8b did you finish of your homies😂
You finished off my dad! He finished himself off, Harry!
@ScottRedBeard
23 күн бұрын
HE WAS TRYING TO FINISH ME OFF HE FINISHED HIMSELF
@MegaAndyGG
20 күн бұрын
Harry, you're a gay wizard Oh, sorry. Wrong movie lol
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@MegaAn😂dyGG
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@@MegaAndyGG behold my wand😂
If Spider Man 2 was released in June of 2024
@SirsasthNigam.
27 күн бұрын
what about Disney Queer coded villains of 20th century?
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
Absolute cinema.
@Vilgax00
27 күн бұрын
No. Because this movie is actually good.
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@Vilgax00 So its indeed not released in june 2024 then.
@struggler7164
27 күн бұрын
@@Levas-29 There have been plenty of good movies about gay relationships before 2024 y'know?
"Ah Rosie I love this boy"
@GeorgeFleming-p2d
27 күн бұрын
That's crazy
@parikshit793
27 күн бұрын
This sums up everything
@rafsan1578
27 күн бұрын
😂
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
Rosie: "As a student right? Doc ock: "....." Rosie: "RIGHT?!"
@user-wr9pl5tp9d
27 күн бұрын
Rosie : You can't do this to me
“No matter how many pp I touch I will never be gay” had me 💀 😂
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
“The real crime is not finishing my homies up”
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies" best villian arc ever
@dontmindme5926
27 күн бұрын
I can't take it as not he killing them off
@WhiteOneRomeo
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roderik3059
18 күн бұрын
I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂
@austinlohmann4008
3 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💀 Shit had me dying
Gay ock: "The power of 19inch in the palm of my hand"
@rafsan1578
27 күн бұрын
😂
@Spectacular1103
27 күн бұрын
19 inches of Venom
@ransomsdp
27 күн бұрын
Oh boy yeah
@sanchezs7614
27 күн бұрын
*c
@legndaryhero
27 күн бұрын
@@sanchezs7614 r/whoosh
Tobey Maguire got bit by a gay spider
@L80skidd
16 күн бұрын
See me, it was a gay goat
@Aye_Nyne
4 күн бұрын
An itsy bitsy fabulous one
"Suk dik? No no no Im not gay" lmafo😂
@Ocidad
13 күн бұрын
i lost 😂😂😂
@thelocust619
13 күн бұрын
I'm with you from the afterlife cuz I passed on after that 😂 Hearing voices...ah?! No homo chip?! *music swells like a dik*
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" "Why, yes. Thank you"
@ProPandaPlays
27 күн бұрын
i was waiting for this line but it never CAME lol
@hyper-2308
27 күн бұрын
give it you*
@CommanderCodyChipless
27 күн бұрын
"I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... GAY TIME."
@sonicspeedgamer6336
26 күн бұрын
@@ProPandaPlays That's because it's in the first film, this video is on the second.
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of gay potential
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
A fascinating phenomenon that shocks the stars and cosmos alike, including everyone's gender studies class!
@royalroyal2210
27 күн бұрын
Fascinating, your two mothers must be proud
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@royalroyal2210Your politically correct brothers and non binary sisters aswell.
@royalroyal2210
27 күн бұрын
@@Levas-29 how right you are.. Dont you know how much they sacrificed?!!!
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@royalroyal2210 Oh I will. After I'm done with them.
The No-Homo Chip Line took me RIGHT OUT 😂😂😂
LoL I love how Doctor Octopus casually explains the smart arms and their purpose 😂 0:17
Ya know, im something of a homosexual myself.
@MKultraInstinct
25 күн бұрын
How’d that get in there
@iaminevitable5696
23 күн бұрын
Impressive, your parents must be very proud.
@Alabarm74
23 күн бұрын
I AM the guy who proud of my parents
@juser-abuser
22 күн бұрын
Im black and homosexual transgender muslim myself!
@SirsasthNigam.
22 күн бұрын
Disney Queer coded villains
"My ass is exhausted"💀
@chaosiscoming3369
27 күн бұрын
lmao
@ransomsdp
27 күн бұрын
From the pounding
@Darth_Niki4
27 күн бұрын
@@ransomsdpPounding is not a major at this university
@dman7668
27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@marcfilms999
26 күн бұрын
@@Darth_Niki4 Peter did it to get good grades. Like every lazy person.
"I should have known Osborn didn't have the spine to finish you"
1:19 That’s too good of a line
Noo way Dr Oct devloped those hands to touch PP 💀💀💀
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
So stunning and brave enigmatic.
@toseeupload8855
27 күн бұрын
Without being gay
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
"Jack off his 4 homie is not a privilege, it's a gift. He using 4 robotic giant arms for the good of his homie and himself"
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
His homie: "Stop touching my PP, man! You're getting on my nerves" Doc ock: "I have a knack for that"
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
Not gay enough.
@chaosiscoming3369
27 күн бұрын
lol
@milk9817
27 күн бұрын
"What does it matter to you anyway!?"
@Vilgax00
27 күн бұрын
@@milk9817So now you're friendzoning me?
@Theoryofanything.
27 күн бұрын
@@milk9817 Everything!
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
Not even that, there's no complaints about the mysoginistic and oppressive patriarchy! Where's our representation??!!
Gay people when they learn that human spider pins gay pins
“No homo chip” is wild bro 💀
"The no homo chip." hilarious !
@Aquanex2
27 күн бұрын
Brilliant!
@carsonhunt4642
27 күн бұрын
I love how he states as fact he isn’t gay but then says the lady is right and that’s why he already developed the no homo chips 😂
@jolrath2680
21 күн бұрын
I keep watching this because every time he mentions the no homo chip I can't stop laughing
"You are an amazing creature Gay-Man" 😂😂
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
27 күн бұрын
@@rga8895 "you and I are not so different"
@warsthemarvel8608
26 күн бұрын
@@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogamesI’m not like you, you’re homophobic
@Freejack001
23 күн бұрын
You put your pp into Pinky. I put my pp into Stinky. We're not the same.
@number3Ihatetoontown
14 күн бұрын
"You're in a maze, Spider Man." "I'm not." "You are. You're mom gay, Spider Man." "No, you."
That doc ock gay shit was honestly funny as fuck 😂😂😂
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies" 💀
*My ass is exhausted Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem
@ItsKindaWeirdBro...
27 күн бұрын
😂😂
"The power of balls.... in the palm of my hand"
@blinded6502
26 күн бұрын
The pair
Spiderman 2 if it was released by Netflix
"How right you are"
"Your breath smells like my crotch" got me dying 🤣💀
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
"What are you talking about? It's not white you oxymoron!" Sir, this is a white men to pinky brothel. I must contact your adviser.
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
@fbwjjwbs
27 күн бұрын
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
@Levas-29
27 күн бұрын
@@YTrpgvids For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait.
@John-X
26 күн бұрын
i lost my shīt at "no homo chip"
Not woke enough for today's standards ... there's no black women in like 99% of scenes
@dman7668
27 күн бұрын
That's true, this film was racist. We need to remake it and make doc oc black and spiderman indian. And Jameson has to be a trannie.
@YargGlug
27 күн бұрын
That's what I said. And Peter should be black by now. But the most important thing is to throw in a few ugly transitioned people.
@dawkon7
26 күн бұрын
Excuse Me? A black/asian/samoan non binary trans fairy woman
@BoondockGore
26 күн бұрын
I didn't see one Asian or Indian person wedged into it to make absolutely no sense either 🤔
@Wingedmagician
21 күн бұрын
with ai we can one day see this version of spiderman, i mean gayman
Still the modern mainstream movies are gayer than this
Harry : I'm scared Also harry : so now you're friend zoning me 💀😭🤚
Shouldn’t it be “Spider-Individual”?
@Rollerbear712
27 күн бұрын
Spider-Gay (Alex Jones rant incoming)
@John_C_J
27 күн бұрын
Spider-entity
@amadeusagripino6862
27 күн бұрын
Spider-They/Them
@rickswordfire4774
27 күн бұрын
@@amadeusagripino6862 Spider Ma'am
@UnknownDenizen
27 күн бұрын
@@Rollerbear712I don’t want them putting chemicals in the air that turns the friggin spiders gay!!!!!
Out of the closet, am I?
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
27 күн бұрын
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this! NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
@CommanderCodyChipless
27 күн бұрын
"You're out Norman" "No, I'm in"
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
@Comm😂anderCodyChipless
*BULLY MAGAYRE:* _That's a cute outfit..._ _...Did your husband give it to you !?_ *HIGH GAY HARRY:* _...Yes you did, Peter !_
I always liked when your vids modified existing dialogue, it was very creative, but creating new dialogue with A.I. is just too easy
Parker, get me gay pictures or you’re fired!
@breakfast7595
16 күн бұрын
It'd be even more funny if Peter just took a picture of him and gave it to him
@Claego
14 күн бұрын
Peter, you're faf!
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😅
Planning isn't a major, mewing isn't a major, grinding isn't a major. Will Parker ever find a major at this university?
@SBalajii
27 күн бұрын
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@alltaken0
26 күн бұрын
@@SBalajii Is that a major problem?
That Doc ock scene got me though😂
1:00😂 im dying
Bro got gay tentacles talking to him.
“I might” “Oh” 💀
doc ock: "you are getting on my ass" spidey: " i have a knack for that" 💀
Doctor Cocktopus
@crisalcantara7671
8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
Missed opportunity: J Jonah Jameson thinking names to call Doc Ock
@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
27 күн бұрын
Literally just add a C at the start of his name
@justaway4271
27 күн бұрын
Jonah: "What do we gonna call this guy??" Hoffman: "Doctor Pu$$y?" Jonah: "Ehh that's crap" Hoffman: "Doctor A_$$?" Jonah: "Crap!" Hoffman: "Doctor C_0ck?" Jonah: "That's pretty good.......but it's taken...by ur girlfriend." Jonah: "wait wait wait, i got it, Doctor C_0ck" Hoffman: "I like it" Jonah: "Of course you do, ur g4y".
@marcfilms999
26 күн бұрын
Well Doc C0ck would be easy. Doc Dock may be somewhat less overused.
@justaway4271
26 күн бұрын
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?" "Doctor Pu$$*" "Cr@p" "Doctor A$$" "Cr@p" "Doctor C0€k?" "That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend." "Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock" "I like it" "Of course u do, ur g4y" "New villain in town: Doc Dock" "Genius" "What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
@Skankhunt42749
17 күн бұрын
You mean Doc Cock?
The intro is crazy 💀
@John-X
26 күн бұрын
bruh the 1st vid was funny, but this one rly made me lose my shīt😅
@Wingedmagician
21 күн бұрын
the outro was just as crazy tho 😂
I’m never watching Disney minus again.
When the entire Spider-Raimi trilogy releases in June 2024, promoted by woke media
“The homies can’t say no to me” Green gobbling
Spider-Man 2 if it was written by the Boys writers
@LarryWater
27 күн бұрын
So true
@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004
27 күн бұрын
Or Disney writer
@SweatEagle
27 күн бұрын
Uh oh, looks like someone got offended by the recent season.
@user-cp7uf2hb4g
27 күн бұрын
Yeah have you seen it😂😂 almost every guy is fucking another guy!
@thesazbak5342
27 күн бұрын
@@SweatEagle offended =/= dislike
I think my eyes became waterfalls after laughing so hard at the No Homo chip!
Broke Back Spider.
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
You'll never run out of content, as far as I'm concerned.
This is WAY funnier than part 1, it's unreal lol
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies"... 😂
"I'm scared " "Scared that one night you will sneak into my bed" Damn thats the worst nightmares...u know for straight person
That chip is a placebo my boy
1:12 LMAO I thought Harry said he was afraid. He’s sneaking an agenda there. 😂
I'll never be able to see Doc Ock from Spider-Man 2 the same way after this! 0:35, the 'No Homo Chip' 🤣🤣🤣
Bro that harry pete interaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Deez smart arms" 😂
Spiderman 2 ps5 be like:
“The real crime would be to not finish off my homies” had me dead.
New Netflix series looks wild
Spiderman 4 netflix edition
oh my gosh 😂 "The real crime would be to not finish off my homies"
The power of the sack in the palm of my hands. Nothing will stop me from finishing my homies, NOTHING!!!!!
For Spider-Man 3 but it's woke, the Human Spider should make the symbiote turn Peter transgender when bonded to him
@milksnekz9632
27 күн бұрын
Yes
@xeroso_id
27 күн бұрын
I would prefer make him black but sure
@rickswordfire4774
27 күн бұрын
Spider-Ma'am
@RoboLivestreams
27 күн бұрын
MAKE IT PINK. PINK SYMBIOTE ROCKS!
@pyroblade452
26 күн бұрын
Use the voice pitch thing that was done in one of the older videos lol The symbiote would be a metaphor for hormone therapy instead of drug addiction
dude i can't im actually crying 😂the doc ock scene was beyond S TEIR 😂
“It’s not gay if it’s with the homies”
0:58 Missed opportunity to put "Oh boy yeah"
@syaredzaashrafi1101
25 күн бұрын
you gae or whut lol
Doctor cocktopus 🌚
Thats right...the real crime would be not to finish off my homies. Words to live by
We got gay-man 2 before gta 6
Alt title:If Disney produced the Spider Man 2 🤣
Well we officially have a Gay man 2 but it’s on PS5 as a game
@GamingNationShm
27 күн бұрын
You mean Spider-Man 2(Insomniac)?
@warsthemarvel8608
27 күн бұрын
@@GamingNationShm yep
@467076
27 күн бұрын
Wait what? Spiderman is gay? Or another character is?
@GamingNationShm
27 күн бұрын
@@467076 I think 2 side-characters(side-mission) were gay.
@BigSmoke-ew5td
27 күн бұрын
The hell are you talking about
Imagine NOT finishing off the homies... 😂😂😂😂😂
I would genuinely watch a whole movie of this XD
1:07 "i missed the part where that's my problem"
A better love story than twilight.
Ok, now I want the full movie in this fabulous version.
This is the best form of humor
0:28 on the floor pissing myself here
Mary Jane should be black. bcz no redhead characters nowadays 😂
@marcfilms999
26 күн бұрын
Its crazy how its always redheads specifically they get replaced or swapped out. Its like modern media hates them lol. I find red hair to be very beautiful. Sadly the red hair gene seems to be slowly going extinct.
@sap9255
20 күн бұрын
What about Mary Jane? She's a redhead...
@sap9255
20 күн бұрын
@marcfilms999 there's literally thousands of forms of media for you to see redheads bro, other people are just becoming normalized
@cnizzle9575
20 күн бұрын
@@sap9255 she’s not a red head in any of the modern marvel mobies
@marcfilms999
20 күн бұрын
@@sap9255 Then they can make their own movies and stop making remakes and sequels and replacing characters with people of other races, genders and sexualities. Like they did in the past. Red heads are specifically replaced in these.
Its actually really impressive how the dialogue switches in and out of the real lines. Makes it sync up so well. Very creative!
Hold up y'all. Doc may be onto something with that brain chip.
“But lube is a major at this university”
‘Why don’t you put some broccoli in there.’
You have to finish off the homies. Much respect. 👍
What Doc Ock said about the chip is wild.
Please never stop doing these 😂
“The real crime would be not to finish off my homies” is he going to finish off Spiderman that way too? Edit: Wow, a heart from the human spider? I’m even more excited for Spider-Man 3 but it’s woke
@The_child-catcher
27 күн бұрын
When you edit your comments you lose the heart💀
@Dreaming_Stray
27 күн бұрын
@@The_child-catcher I guess so unfortunately. Lowkey sad at that
@Dreaming_Stray
27 күн бұрын
Holy shit human spider reheart-ed the comment after I lost the heart.
@Warlord_Megatron
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@@Dreaming_Stray you new to yt?
You should do Spider-Man but he has scoliosis, you’ve got the classic “my back!” Line to work with plus the “I hunch” line when MJ mentions him looking taller
Gaydioactive spider is crazy