“Why are you idiots still using wallets from the 90s” AK-74m: what’d you just say?

@dosdoomguy2285

4 жыл бұрын

AR-15s from the 50s and M1911 from the 1900s.

@colsonkrebsbasketball4852

4 жыл бұрын

This is great 🤣

@truenothefox

4 жыл бұрын

@@dosdoomguy2285 Not exactly, but I get the point.

@asneakychicken322

4 жыл бұрын

@@dosdoomguy2285 technically from the 1910's for the M1911

@kinglouiev9530

4 жыл бұрын

Some things never get old.

Americans in 'Nam: "Why are trees speaking Vietnamese?" Soviets in Afghanistan: "Why are the rocks speaking Afghan?"

@natturner1619

4 жыл бұрын

Afghan is not a language.

@bigchungas747

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus Garvey Why do you have to try to ruin the joke

@ReySchultz121

4 жыл бұрын

When the goat farmers start speaking jihad

@weplaygameforwin9326

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigchungas747 because is normie joke maybe he doesn't like it

@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132

4 жыл бұрын

They dont speak Afghan. Its either arabic and arabic dialects.

"The Spetznas were armed with the new, elite rifle: an AK-47. However, since it was an experimental rifle, they also carried the other AK-47. Additionally, they were trained in standard Soviet weapons, such as the AK-47, the machine-AK-47, the sniper AK-47, and the AK-47 with a rocket attached."

@starpotter8

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@wenku8471

3 жыл бұрын

When you come up with a great idea, you run with it. Even now they are still updating the AK platform. Need a pistol caliber carbine? Vityaz, which looks exactly like an AK. AK-47, AKM, AK74, AKS--74u, AK 100 series, now AK 12, 15, and 19.... It never ends! Davai!

@ushelushel1

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you forget about the civilian AK-based guns: the Saiga, the Vepr and the TG carbine.

@curtisthomas2670

3 жыл бұрын

And the full auto or semi 22 gauge shotguns Saiga and others

@curtisthomas2670

3 жыл бұрын

The Russians have realized that the AK platform can provide almost all their military small arms requirements so they have upgraded to the "AK 100" system, which provides submachine guns, carbines, assault rifles in a variety of configurations, light machine guns, designate marksman/sniper rifles, semi or full auto shotguns, also semi auto hunting rifles to supply their military, police, security, civilian and export needs, with the added benefit of vastly decreased production costs, less tooling setups, increased interchangeability of parts, and the ability to suddenly increase production of any configuration to suit a particular need.

Everybody gangsta until they see Adidas footprints in the sand

@savythegamer4781

2 жыл бұрын

Wait didnt the mujahideen won the war? Meaning that this comment is just another overused meme

@CamiloMercado04

2 жыл бұрын

And toyota tire tracks

@andreyspetznaz9219

2 жыл бұрын

@@savythegamer4781 doesn’t matter who won or lost. His point is that Spetsnaz are the real gangsters. The Mujaheden feared them a lot.

@joryjennings7527

2 жыл бұрын

@@CamiloMercado04 the mujahideen mostly relied on horses to get around as well as a case and American stinger missiles but I get your point totally outgunned totally outmanned but somehow once Hind helicopters started dropping out of the sky the Soviet started to reconsider their presence in Afghanistan

@zikry4787

2 жыл бұрын

Keep your unfunny jokes to yourself and gky

US veteran : Vietnam flashback USSR veteran : Afghanistan flashback

@Leg8

3 жыл бұрын

they're nothing compared to my meat, my meat gets beaten every single day

@lukerodgers1980

3 жыл бұрын

Umm I’m pretty sure there’s more US veterans with flashbacks from Afghanistan.

@flopus7

3 жыл бұрын

America: Why not both?

@D00000T

3 жыл бұрын

@@flopus7 sure, gulf war flashbacks

@van__933

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukerodgers1980 No

Afghan soldier: Hey Ahmed, do you hear music in the desert? Desert: **distant & muffled Hardbass noises**

@imtiredtiredtired

4 жыл бұрын

**Cue Mi-24s flying overhead blasting Tri Poloski**

@TurtleStranger

4 жыл бұрын

@@imtiredtiredtired god i love this

@scipion34

4 жыл бұрын

*CUE T-72s DRIVING ACROSS VILLAGE BLASTING CHEEKI BREEKI HARDBASS ANTHEM*

@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3937

4 жыл бұрын

scipion34 maybe a Russian soldier gopnik squatting on the back too🤷‍♂️

@satriaramadhan4089

4 жыл бұрын

*Meanwhile in Nam Vietnamese Farmer: “Did the sky just sing?” Sky: *distant & muffled fortunate son playing*

Impossible drinking game: drink a shot everytime he says spetsnaz

@michaelashtonjr.ashohara1414

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be dead

@BearAnkles

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah its actually ridiculous

@michaelzoelisch6738

3 жыл бұрын

Drink when he´s repeating himself

@Aditya-wg3lp

3 жыл бұрын

More impossible drinking game: take a shot to your head with a Barrett 50cal every time you see this stupid overused joke, i feel like doing it right now

@zh2266

3 жыл бұрын

I actually gave that a try. I'm 11 minutes in and my stomach hurts

I've heard some of these soldiers got kidnapped by some floating balloon device... Probably just a rumour

@butbutbutbutbutbutbut

3 жыл бұрын

Metal gear solid was pretty good

@OZTutoh

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty dangerous job, being a soldier. It heard it's safer to work at the life-size inflatable Mujahideen doll factory.

@rosaria8384

2 жыл бұрын

And when they heard soldiers being put to sleep often because of darts on their heads, they started issuing helmets. Then later they'd carry rocket launchers while on patrol, and abandon their AK-74s for an AK-47 and modernize their Mosin Nagant rifles with a custom chassis.

The Soviet-Afghanistan, Russia’s Vietnam war. Very fitting

@oe3567

4 жыл бұрын

Deifan when the tumble weeds start speaking Arabic

@DreadPirateRoberts121

4 жыл бұрын

They said the same for Chechnya

@wendigo017

4 жыл бұрын

Afghanistan=USSR's Vietnam Chechnya=Russia's Vietnam

@bromothymol

4 жыл бұрын

"Why is the sand speaking Arabic?"

@andrifa5408

4 жыл бұрын

Afghanistan was supported by usa, vietnam was supported by Soviet Russia

Spetsnaz: makes a joke Other spetsnaz: Hahaha Rock: Hahaha

@yeetosyeeterofyeet1825

4 жыл бұрын

IF YOU SMEEEELLLL. WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKING surry i had to do it

@zizouace4890

4 жыл бұрын

soviet union: "i'm gonna conquer Afghanistan" Afghan jihadists: "I'm about to end this empire's whole career" soviet union: *collapses*

@Liam-ly7up

4 жыл бұрын

*ivan why is the sand speaking arabic*

@GlitchedBlox

4 жыл бұрын

hmmm you hear sum'?

@sovietred7371

4 жыл бұрын

@@zizouace4890 not the reason for the collapse, but sure

Russian: Tells Joke Sand: Laughs Russian: *wait a diddly darn second*

@sooryan_1018

3 жыл бұрын

Boris get the RPG!

@One_LuvZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@sooryan_1018 The Cheeki RPG?

@bodychoke

2 жыл бұрын

Not funny. Be quiet.

@ChaplainPhantasm

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, what the blyad?*

@TunnelSnake-es7tu

2 жыл бұрын

Explain pls

Damn those poor door guards at 3:07 didnt have a chance even if they played dead...lol

@Bardock7500x

3 жыл бұрын

They ain't taking any chances 😂😂😂

@whitezombie10

2 жыл бұрын

@C.I.A. Of course

@info.901

2 жыл бұрын

They were the special guards of Afghan president..

"Dragovich... Kravchenko... Steiner ... All must die." - Tricky Vic

@SadFloridaMan

4 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Revano Chandika THE NUMBERS MASON

@fanyuqi1641

4 жыл бұрын

Reznov is Legend

@comradekenobi6908

4 жыл бұрын

@@fanyuqi1641 sad he died.. Or did he? _Vsauce music plays_

@SadFloridaMan

4 жыл бұрын

Zia Yaqoobi I believe we were joking about cod

@frencebrand9905

4 жыл бұрын

MASON , MASON.. You don't know what they did to you..

So you’re not gonna mention how the Afghan forces acquired the Stinger missiles?

@maxim6088

4 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing some neighboring American pupper state or America, sent them?

@tfwthelsdkicksin6083

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxim6088 I'd say they were handed over by Pakistan (obviously with America supporting them)

@darkartsofficial9865

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxim6088 anti American NPC

@SunGawdRa

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe one of their allies at the time (coughReagancough)....

@aegidiuss4730

4 жыл бұрын

Probably from Saudi Arabia, then trained to use it by the CIA

The Spetsnaz will always be legendary not only for their tactics and bravery but also because they got a group called GRU

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

11 ай бұрын

Well this aged like milk

@kevincloud574

9 ай бұрын

​@@wisemankugelmemicus1701lmao

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

9 ай бұрын

@@kevincloud574 I genuinely think Spetsnaz gets beat by 101st Airborne - all with the exception of GRU

@kevincloud574

9 ай бұрын

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 I thought that was obvious

my grandfather told me of the time he saw a man with an eyepatch wearing a chicken hat in afghanistan

@perfectlynormalhuman5473

3 жыл бұрын

Nah you dont have nuts

@lukayaroslav9914

3 жыл бұрын

Snake, is that you?

@scruber64_

3 жыл бұрын

Did he also have a prosthetic left arm?

@bertr286

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah right keep talking bs, Next crazy thing he gone claim is that he saw people beeing taken away by balloons

@lukayaroslav9914

3 жыл бұрын

@@bertr286 It's a joke bro

The graveyard of empires. Has been causing PTSD since the ancient times

@micker7666

4 жыл бұрын

except for Mongolia where the only tactic used is by killing everyone

@rsshinduoryahudikimoatpunj9716

4 жыл бұрын

EXCEPT TURK MONGOLS AND NORTH PEOPLES OF SOUTH ASIA MACADONIAN AND GREEKS AND PERSIAN AS WELL UZBEK AND TAJIK

@TheTard12

4 жыл бұрын

The only person to ever conquer it was Alexander the great

@rsshinduoryahudikimoatpunj9716

4 жыл бұрын

THEY R GRAVEYARD FOR 2 NATIONS 1.SOVIET DUE TO ARMY CHIEF OF PAKISTAN HE STARTED PROXY WAR IN 1979 AND USA JOINED IN 1981 AFTER SUCCESS OF THESE PROXIES... 2. USA DUE TO PAKISTAN DONT WANT FRIEND OF ISRAEL OR INDIA ON ITS BACK..... BRITISH WON AGAINST THEM BALOCHISTAN AND KP IS SYMBOL OF THIER VICTORY BUT THEY DID NOT WANT TO BE IN WAR DUE TO WW1. THATS WHY THEY STOPED THERE AND MADE DEVREND LINE... RESULT...AFGHANISTAN IS GRAVEYARD FOR 2 NATIONS DUE TO PAKISTAN..WHILE OUR AFGHANI BROTHERS LOVE TO LIVE WITH OTHER COUNTRIES PEACEFULLY MAT ALLAH GIVE AFGHAN PEACE AND ALOT OF SUCCESS

@dontjudgeme041

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheTard12 nah he invaded but never conquered

Russians: BLYAT WHY IS MOUNTAIN SPEAK AFGAN U.S: I understand your suffering

@fivesageger6651

4 жыл бұрын

AFGHAN IS NOT A LANGUAGE!!!!

@OrDuneStudios

4 жыл бұрын

@@fivesageger6651 the northern dialect is often called Afgan persian. (You know where the soviets first invaded) Stop being buthurt

@paulsheldon8838

4 жыл бұрын

Russians knows this suffering from the time snow speaked finnish.

@harryluns

4 жыл бұрын

Blyat Cyka

@ioquandopraticamente

4 жыл бұрын

That was not funny

"THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?"

@kevinnguyen3087

3 жыл бұрын

They mean God.

@briish1917

3 жыл бұрын

Spetsnaz inbound!

@stummstefan9735

3 жыл бұрын

RUSALKA

@gamingguruji271

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know anything about any number Aaaa I keep hearing the fuckin numbers

@JarateHunter

3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe how far I had to scroll down to reach the first Black Ops reference

You guys probably don’t get this a lot, but I love how much detail you guys put into the weapons.

@vuzkoth

Жыл бұрын

Russsin bakelite magazines 👏

"That wallet looks nice, i might get one." $100+? WTF?

@felixdzerzhinsky9926

3 жыл бұрын

i think i still my "old" wallet for a long time!!! 100 in a wallet??? totally insane!!

@Moonlight.Deadite

3 жыл бұрын

JohnQEvil I would buy an SSH-40 with that money,

@humanchannel7825

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll get the cheaper one of wish

@demon6937

3 жыл бұрын

you can buy that but you won't have cash to put in anymore

@innocento.1552

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction. Kind of prefer to replace cheaper wallets every few years

The Mujahideen had a special weapon that the Spetsnaz never had seen before and it's name was John Rambo.

@nah...3264

3 жыл бұрын

And a blue light

@agentepolaris4914

3 жыл бұрын

"This movie is dedicated to the brave Mujahedeen fighters"

@adityaawasthi7221

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentepolaris4914 o wow which were actually the peaceful guys ....they caused 9/11 attacks ...... actually the Soviets supposed to be the heroic in the film

@KaiTenSatsuma

3 жыл бұрын

@Eli Pen Which explains why the US can't beat ISIS/ISIL/Al-Queda, doesn't it? Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Never Invade Russia before the winter. Never go into the Middle East expecting someone to not back forces you're fighting against.

@sarfarazkhan-ip9xf

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaa what a joke ,,, this war against ussr was actually fought by mujahideen and pakistan's isi and commando force ssg covertly ,,usa saudi chinese supplied money and weapons to pakistan to help this fight against soviet,, there was no single usa soldier or intelligences personnel directly involved in this war directly , they just helped pakistan ,, pakistan did all the training ,equipment supply and planning of this war on ground along with mujahideens,, zia ul haq was the real hero of this war

Cuz I use a man's wallet. Made of leather, with space for 1 stack of cash in several denominations. Unlike a tin can with a welded bobby pin to hold 3 pieces of toilet paper sold by Ridge.

@jintarokensei3308

3 жыл бұрын

@ because when the internet goes down, you go down.

@jintarokensei3308

3 жыл бұрын

@ where I live internet access is spotty. I also don't like third parties keeping track of every little thing I purchase. Lastly, cash is much more liquid than an insolvent bank. I use plastic for online purchases. That's it.

3 жыл бұрын

@@jintarokensei3308 Banks don't explode unless you live in Argentinia or Zimbabwe or something. Plus cash can fold even easier through hyper-inflation. There is nobody tracking you. Unless it's the US or North Korea, in which case, make better laws against it.

@jintarokensei3308

3 жыл бұрын

@ explode is a bit dramatic. I never said cash is safe. Cash is just better than debt. Pretty cut and dry really.

@jintarokensei3308

3 жыл бұрын

@ I kill the robbers. Also I'll hardly get invaded and robbed for a few hundred bux. I keep my assets in shares and goods. But I use cash for daily transactions. And on the off chance that I was at gunpoint, I'd just give them the cash.300-400 ain't worth dying for. And my concern over safety isn't crime related.

The soviet tactics during the Soviet Afghanistan war we mostly stationary. That's why the guerillas can easily out flank the soviet troops because they are not moving from one place to another. Heard about this few years ago, forget who told about it. They just said, better be a moving target, than a fish in a barrel.

@KandiKlover

3 жыл бұрын

or fortify yourself better like the USA troops do.

@noxli8454

3 жыл бұрын

@@KandiKlover if the cia helped taliban against us forces...

@MrAlepedroza

2 жыл бұрын

The soviets still managed a kill ratio of 9 to 1 and pushed the Mujahideen past the Pakistani border several times. They didn't lose because of that, they lost because they did not have enough men to guard the frontier nor the money to stay.

@Anonymous-qj3sf

2 жыл бұрын

Dude... In the Afghan war, 15,000 Soviet soldiers and 100,000 Mujahideen were killed. The Soviets drove the Mujahideen into a corner, the USSR not only lost the war, but also did not win it. That is, no political successes and benefits have been achieved.

@Anonymous-qj3sf

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAlepedroza You mean 9 mujheads killed for 1 Soviet killed?

Fun fact: Osama Bin Laden took part in the Soviet-Afghan War and was wounded in one battle

@Nick-bu2kp

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler was almost killed by a British soldier in ww1 but he didn’t fire

@Byzantium_

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and America funded the mujahideen to combat the soviets. Another example of a proxy war backfiring on us.

@indieschutzstaffel1945

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nick-bu2kp Are you brave against my grandchildren?

@djbroadhurst6477

4 жыл бұрын

That is false read history books idiot

@bestplane4488

4 жыл бұрын

Live stream dude quit being shy

*Spetsnaz entering afghanistan chat* Big boss:"Aight so which 1 of you is an S++?"

@tlshortyshorty5810

4 жыл бұрын

_”Ivan, there’s an Amerikanski cyka with a beard and a horn-_ _Oh, blyat- don’t hurt me. How’d you do that? Judo?”_ (You’re pretty good!)

@Sheridan2LT

4 жыл бұрын

Aha. XOF bro. We're way past that....

@piotrpelc5214

4 жыл бұрын

Now go,let the legend comes back to life.

@TheEsdaniel

4 жыл бұрын

@@tlshortyshorty5810 consecutive C Q C !

@SkyChaser-

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in boaster "skill"*

Interesting to see the Spetsnaz having near identical role as the Green Berets. A good knowledge of local language, customs and terrain. Infiltrate in small units deep behind enemy lines. Act as a force multiplier for the conventional army.

10:35 Woulda been hilarious if they found a note like "Enjoy these stinger missiles, love CIA" XD

@yeoldeguard

3 жыл бұрын

US supplied so many stingers, they got to enjoy them too just 15 years later :)

@Debottro

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeoldeguard true

Rules of war : 1. You can not hold Afghanistan 2. Do not fight against Russia and Finland in winter. 3. Do not engage with the British in naval warfare

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

@@richlopez5896 these days. In the past enemy ships evaporate as soon as they declare war on the British

@dionwoollaston5717

4 жыл бұрын

Kamil525 rule number four added in the late 40s: don't give the Americans a tough fight otherwise they will drop the sun on you

@TantonJS

4 жыл бұрын

@@dionwoollaston5717 ffs lol

@SoldierOfFate

4 жыл бұрын

Unless you're the Japanese and you have land-based aircraft.

@scooter_4070

4 жыл бұрын

4. Never get into a land war with China

Ridge: "Why are you idiots using wallets designed in the 90's?" Also Ridge: "Our wallet will last you your entire life." I feel like theres some hypocrisy here, if only I could find it.

@Soviet_Maro

4 жыл бұрын

ain't nobody spendin 70+ bucks on a wallet tho, that's for sure.

@basedblackbeard4456

4 жыл бұрын

@@Soviet_Maro If I blow 70 bucks on a wallet I won't have any money to put in it.

@evila9076

4 жыл бұрын

75$ for a peice of aluminium lmao talk about being overpriced

@s0nnyburnett

4 жыл бұрын

The elastic bands on it will hardly last 10 years.

@shaha5158

4 жыл бұрын

They told me the same thing in the commercial for my last wallet I bought in '97

“Afghan, Afghan Afghan Afghan, Afghanistan Kruzhit Chernyy tyul’pan Nad beregom reki” -Swallowing Dust, The Soviet-Afghan’s version of “Fortunate Sons”

@user-ph1ru9kh9b

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/amWmpJusZtyTm5s.html

@minhtran7431

2 жыл бұрын

Fortunate son is nothing comparable with Swallowing Dust tbh.

"Why would you keep using old stuff? That's silly!" 10 seconds later: "You will use this wallet forever"

Price: *Who's your best man?* Nikolai: *Yuri, Ex-Spetsnaz. Only man I know who hates Makarov more than you.*

@TPDManiacXC626

4 жыл бұрын

Nikolai: This reminds of my time in Afghanistan with the Soviets.

@gunnargunnarsson5963

4 жыл бұрын

@@TPDManiacXC626 Price:Nikolai,just land the bloody plane,we're on our way

@barrackobama7273

4 жыл бұрын

Get up pvt Allen rangers lead the way

@ivancvitkovic6679

4 жыл бұрын

Remeber no russian

@gunnargunnarsson5963

4 жыл бұрын

Nikolai:Angry Russian noises

Next up on Simple History : The ancient wallet designed in the 90’s

@satanspawn4749

4 жыл бұрын

The Tendie Man well done you’re the first one to comment

@spacebuilder4d

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see that

@ineedmoreflavour1955

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly think that the wallet they were advertising is garbage. It looks ridiculous and very unsafe from theft.

@_tertle3892

4 жыл бұрын

Lynchy The Classical Liberal it’s probably is garbage because they still have to advertise their “reveloutionary” wallet on KZread

@GreatSageSunWukong

4 жыл бұрын

Lynchy The Classical Liberal what's the point in something that holds notes but can't hold change anyway.

USA in Vietnam Soviet Union in Afghanistan British Empire in Afghanistan Russia in Chechnya France in Algeria Egypt in Yemen Israel in Lebanon

@fuck4317

2 жыл бұрын

CCP in Tibet and Xinjiang as well.

@ranw0

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the 60s-90s

@fautlsavoirhein

5 ай бұрын

France won in Algeria.

@StreetDrilla

5 ай бұрын

@@fuck4317 lmao

"Everyone is gangsta untill they invade Afghanistan"- Alexander the great, Persian empire, British Empire, Indian empire, Mongols, Soviets empire, American empire

@putulgoswami7065

3 жыл бұрын

Alexander actually did succeed in conquering Afghanistan.He was defeated by purus, a small king from modern day Punjab .India Kings like Ashok and Raja Ranjit Singh conquered Afghanistan.

@rizzo9748

3 жыл бұрын

Tamerlan conquered Afghanistan twice

@eshaanjain9379

3 жыл бұрын

Indian empires never tried to invade Afghanistan

@arthas640

3 жыл бұрын

Except Alexander, some Indian leaders, and Americans all won there. The British won eventually but it was more a political victory by getting the leaders on their side then it was a military victory. Persia also won there for awhile but gave it up after awhile

@tttable1270

3 жыл бұрын

@S.K 123 What does that even mean? Do you consider Ghurids and Ghaznavis Afghans?

“Spetsnaz” literally just means “special forces” in Russian. Seriously put it into google translate.

@ajramirez77

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say this lol. I remember when I started to learn to speak Russian I was severely disappointed that "Спецназ" only means special forces.

@acido4309

4 жыл бұрын

Specnaz are 2 words combinated together to form short word

@pinakidutta2885

4 жыл бұрын

Most elite spetnaz group is the - ALPHA GROUP

@fnmag3693

4 жыл бұрын

It even means a simpler “special purpose”, which sounds almost non military when not shortened

@mentalitydesignvideo

4 жыл бұрын

@@fnmag3693 correct, "special purpose"

The Soviets gangsta till the mountains starts speaking *_stinger missile lock on_*

@raptorbrotherhood766

4 жыл бұрын

When the afghan rebels start speaking rambo

@yenjaal5375

4 жыл бұрын

When the planes start whistling

@toka5088

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone who replied and commented actually offended me because Afghanistan has the most mountains and I really don’t like how people have to say this about my country, my country won this war against the soviets, won the war against India in the 1700’s, if i see someone says something like what what you said I will literally go all out Afghan style.

@waterbase7086

4 жыл бұрын

Baseball Stuff I’m sorry about that we just like the meme

@ConFall

4 жыл бұрын

@@toka5088 i'm just making fun of Soviets tho

I sincerely appreciate the level of detail in the weapons in these videos

Informative, nuanced and amazing narration. Keep up the amazing work! 💗🤞✨

USSR: hah! You lost to some Rice Farmers! USA: hah! You lost to some Shepherds! and so the power of Frenemys commenced.

@vaclavkolar6750

4 жыл бұрын

Loosing to shepherds is basically what happens now to USA. Same scenario just 30 years after

@randomchanneltokeepthingss5321

4 жыл бұрын

Irony is one of those goat farmers would come back and strike the USA and kill thousands of people.

@kingcp0878

4 жыл бұрын

Random Channel to keep things secret right...

@sasori9624

4 жыл бұрын

agreed, I mean look at the soviet union today. Oh yeah, they dont exist anymore. Oops.

@randomchanneltokeepthingss5321

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingcp0878 I'm not sure what you're implying here. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

Americans in nam: why do the trees speak Vietnamese Soviets in Afghanistan: why do the streets speak IED

@alexisreglos6823

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha get some!!!

@general_wolf5821

4 жыл бұрын

Go back to your bunker

@adolfhitler8354

4 жыл бұрын

general_wolf nein

@kulkidz33

4 жыл бұрын

America later on: huh the reds were right, why do the streets speak IED?

@DrCruel

4 жыл бұрын

Because Left fascists never miss a trick, tsovarich.

Awesome Video! That assassination attempt was really sick.. and the music also was perfect for this topic! Keep it up!

Gotta' love the way you always show the last man in each fireteam turn around, in order to establish rear security. 👍🏾

There is a reason Afghanistan has earned the nickname “Graveyard of empires,”

@apokos8871

4 жыл бұрын

the Seleucids did just fine there

@hiragieriol2312

4 жыл бұрын

@Dmon Blu how??

@NoNo-bw5cq

4 жыл бұрын

@@apokos8871 they never controlled the places where ppl actually live they got money from some trade routes, but thats about it, in fact USofA does much and i mean it much better. The one who came closest by far is Alexander the Great

@apokos8871

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoNo-bw5cq but the Seleucids *were* Alexander's empire, that how the diadochoi worked. and also Alexander coudnt deal with the local tribes in a practical manner since they used guerilla warfare so he used terror tactics for a bit then moved on to India and stationed Iranian (Persian) troops to control the Afganistan region. the US has been there for two decades (and according to them its not an occupation), if they manage to stay as long as the Seleucid empire, we can discuss this again.

@whitestaralliance7190

3 жыл бұрын

The soviet union was gonna collapse anyway

Why do we still use wallets form the 90s Soviet ak-47 : Am I a joke to u... Edit: I sad Ak-47 because the people that no nothing about guns would understand it .Everybody knows what an ak-47 is.

@gen-zboomer

4 жыл бұрын

Ak-47 is a prototype, most common form of "AK" is the AKM. You can tell by bakelite pistol grip, slant muzzle break, etc.

@BuzzsawMG42

4 жыл бұрын

Ya Hun

@Zackislivid

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pucture is manky come on celtic

@Dirtysouth210210

4 жыл бұрын

@@gen-zboomer 47 isn't a prototype and the akm is the "modernized" version of the 47

@lazerbeamspewpew4728

4 жыл бұрын

Lego Star Wars Obi-Wan sure.

" You say civilian casualties, I say padded stats. " - Spetsnaz

What a great video on something not a lot of people talk about. I've searched and can't find much on the subject matter.

In the 1987 James Bond film, The living Daylights, Bond receives aid from some Muhajdeen fighters against the Soviets. When you watch that film now with modern context it's basically James Bond working with the Taliban.

@Marinealver

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Rambo 3. Dedicated to the brave fighters of Afghanistan.

@amartyaroy3754

4 жыл бұрын

COD black ops 2, you are literally fighting alongside the taliban 😂

@dans7497

4 жыл бұрын

@@Marinealver yes, very "Brave fighters" (sarcastic)

@demanischaffer

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda but not really Since the Mujahedeen weren't really one organization but really hundreds under one banner

@blindoutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

History and politics are funny. Friends one day. Bitter enemies the next

Yeah this is why they shouldn’t have gone in, the USSR’s Vietnam also *insert generic Glaz/Fuze meme*

@chromaticturtle8657

4 жыл бұрын

Lol then america went in and got there vietnam 2.0

@anon-iraq2655

4 жыл бұрын

Its america's nightmare too

@Matias-dr3ys

4 жыл бұрын

@Caitlyn Jenner and many other countries before them too!

@Ypog_UA

4 жыл бұрын

@Caitlyn Jenner you say that yet you call USSR "Russia"

@dimasarya8815

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ypog_UA Oof

This is the stuff I'm looking for! Ugh, there's SO MUCH World War 2 content on KZread coming out every week, and all I want is to get a taste of the battles that actually have some relevance to my life.

@getupstairstobed

2 жыл бұрын

WW2 has relevance to your life. It's why you've just said and have the freedom to say "I want is to get a taste of the battles that actually have some relevance to my life." as opposed to "Ich möchte einen Vorgeschmack auf die Schlachten bekommen, die tatsächlich eine gewisse Relevanz für mein Leben haben." Remember that when thinking WW2 was a war fought long ago and the time that has since past doesn't means little to you now. It was such a large battle it is still is very relevant today....

@xxxxxx5868

2 жыл бұрын

"Ww2 has no relevance to my life" 🤡🤡 Just say you like the aesthetic more lmfao, you don't need to disrespect veterans of WW2 like that

10:33 ....Until Big Boss stole the Weapons back

@nicstaines1

3 жыл бұрын

"Where do the bees sleep?"

I pay for a modern wallet - yes, its true, everything fits in there, i mean after spending 100 dollar i just need space for my last 4 bucks or so...

@Average-Friday-Enjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

@freneticness _ same not when they are really happy just looking at ur wallet with the knowledge that that alone 100$+

@StreetDrilla

2 жыл бұрын

@freneticness _ tough. In my country people use knives instead of guns for robbing.

_"You know me, I don't like anyone."_ -Sgt. Frank Woods

@skimcarbine5488

4 жыл бұрын

You can't kill meee!!!

@wp-wisdom

4 жыл бұрын

You see that hind?? We're gonna take it.

@directorelysium34

4 жыл бұрын

Or....anyone who doesn't like people

@skimcarbine5488

4 жыл бұрын

This is 'Nam baby!"

@mattlaw8020

4 жыл бұрын

*Woods*

My dad worked with one of the russian soldiers that deployed into Afghanistan. Hes now here in alberta, canada as a paramedic. Dad said he wanted to go shooting with us but dad said hes a drunk and wouldn't trust him with a gun😂

@royjaber571

3 жыл бұрын

I mean after what he saw I'd be drinking too

@EnclaveRemnantFanboy-118

2 жыл бұрын

My father used to drink after he retired from the US Army, he also served in Afghanistan and Iraq. So in a way I can see how some veterans, regardless of what country they come from, would feel about having difficulty trying to cope with what they've seen and done on the battlefield.

@joryjennings7527

2 жыл бұрын

I mean Russians do have a propensity for alcoholism I mean like the Irish I mean it's kind of a stereotype

@nelsfreeman7465

2 жыл бұрын

Russian and drunk are synonymous

Amazing content

Soviets: *stays 10 years in Afghanistan* Okay guys, let's leave. The US: *stays 18+ years in Afghanistan* Let's *stay* ! :) The U.S. now: "F#€k, we lost." Russia: "I warned you."

@jellyfish6693

4 жыл бұрын

Actually the US can't wait to get out.

@agentc7020

4 жыл бұрын

JellyFish they’ve waited 18 years, pretty sure they’ll wait more at this point

@rixille

4 жыл бұрын

If the Soviet Union knew that Lithium would eventually become an important natural resource in battery making for Smart Phones and Electric vehicles, I am sure they would've stayed a lot longer. Afghanistan was more of a geopolitical asset than a resource one.

@regulusvizsla2951

4 жыл бұрын

One does not simply use the phrase 18+

@DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@regulusvizsla2951 you're right, I should've use *over 19 years*

Mason: “What do you see woods” Woods; “Sand, sand and more f**king sand” From Black Ops 2 mission Old Wounds

@richardgrimes914

4 жыл бұрын

Replaying the mission after bending down Judgement Day 98 times on veteran... with the DEATH MACHINE

@russellsamples1489

3 жыл бұрын

THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN

@dripsnake44

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

@iceberg2466

3 жыл бұрын

@@dripsnake44 and it keeps laughing at me

@gigachad_gaming

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE MUJAHIDEEN BABY

SPETSNAZ ( Spetsial Naznacheniya: Special Purpose Forces), not so much a Special Operations Force, but , a General Purpose Force trained and equipped for Special Missions.

@devinhathorne3137

9 ай бұрын

Can you elaborate more on the topic? I’m very interested

GREAT VID !!!! THANK YOU SIMPLE HISTORY !!!🙂🙂👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

A friend of mine was in Spetznaz in Afghanistan. He was from Belorussia. He told me some stories....He just looks like a regular guy, not even big or something, but he did things i have very big respect for! He now lives quietly in Belgium, with wife and kids. He is now also godfather of my 2 kids. He participated in a raid to capture a high ranking mujahedeen. They succeeded btw. He also told me about how they monitored communications between mujahedeen from a very long distance, I was baffled about the technology they already had back then. He's very well spoken, very intelligent and polite person. If you would see him on the street, you would never think he's a spetznaz/GRU veteran, and he also doesn't like to brag about it. He did his job, lost some friends back then, and made it back home. That's the most important.

@coolterminator99

4 жыл бұрын

Respects

@UZI-hb3cu

4 жыл бұрын

No respects

@Mercenary_Contractor28383

Жыл бұрын

@@UZI-hb3cu yeah no respects Russia is useless

@HailMyMetal666

3 ай бұрын

Still respect

"Why are we still using old wallets?" Because that thing isn't worth $105 USD as advertised... Also it's Antonov. An-ton-ov

@Arnechk

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking had to stop and go see the comments if somebody else is pissed off about this.

@mg86_

4 жыл бұрын

also that thing literally holds the cash in with a clip that doesn't sound safe at all

@JonatasAdoM

4 жыл бұрын

An ton ov? No thanks I'll keep using An-to-nov

@Psychol-Snooper

4 жыл бұрын

It's like the Velcro wallets have returned.

@Psychol-Snooper

3 жыл бұрын

@ You'll be "and old man?" Maybe you should proofread your replies before you call people foolish. XD

A Spetsnaz op was the one that ended the 2004 Beslan School Siege, where militants held approx 1000 people including children host-age for three days. They went in killed the majority of hostiles and exfiled. But the follow up operation, the removal of the host_ages by regular troops, police and medical personnel was severely bungled, resulting in the deaths of several hundred of the hostages.

I love how the most replayed part is after the sponsor for the video

others: mountain speaking afghani me: MGSV reference

@tlshortyshorty5810

4 жыл бұрын

_We passed upon the stair_ _Spoke of was and when_ _Although I wasn’t there_ _He said I was his friend_

@SharpShooterS205

4 жыл бұрын

Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone A long long time ago

@xXFlameHaze92Xx

4 жыл бұрын

Afghan its not a language

@davidwilliam8056

4 жыл бұрын

Boss get down...

@marksayosmejia7251

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

My dad actually have friend who was in Spetnaz and he was sent there. But soon as our country Estonia achieved independence he quited and came back to Estonia.

@littlejimmy8744

4 жыл бұрын

i like your profile pick and name

@Marinealver

4 жыл бұрын

My Grandfather was from there, my namsake was unable to make it out after WW2.

@sergeibelozorov4428

4 жыл бұрын

Right on, HANS RUDEL

@baseddepartment4982

4 жыл бұрын

Hey hans meet me in argentina we are going to overthrow the argentinian goverment

@mlook6348

4 жыл бұрын

@@littlejimmy8744 i see you are a man of culture aswel

Great video

Spetsnaz counter: 52 Rate of Spetsnaz: .069 Spetsnazes per second or S/s

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime the narrator says "Spetsnaz"

@gozolino

4 жыл бұрын

*Dies of alcohol poisoning

@rubii90

4 жыл бұрын

I dif tgsr 🍻

@jeffgrey663

4 жыл бұрын

U tryn to kill me or what

@jinglejangle3287

4 жыл бұрын

A shot of vodka, obviously.

@chrispepper121

4 жыл бұрын

How about this, take one bong hit each time the narrator says “Spetnaz”

Afghanistan is just the USSR’s version of the Vietnam war

@limitlesssfs4392

4 жыл бұрын

Yummy dessert

@localagoraphobe

4 жыл бұрын

They lost?

@DakotaofRaptors

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that be the Russo-Finnish War?

@weijohn24

4 жыл бұрын

@@localagoraphobe They did.

@localagoraphobe

4 жыл бұрын

@@DakotaofRaptors lol

6:30 АК-74 на момент ввода ОКСВА уже давно стал основным автоматом в советской армии, а СпН использовал вместо него АКМС не потому, что 5.45 автомат был ненадёжным или недоведённым - он сразу получился хорошим, а, в основном потому, что 7.62 можно было использовать с глушителем, и у духов основная часть вооружения была такими-же, только китайскими АК, АКМ, и СКС, и можно было через трофеи пополнять боекомплект в долгих рейдах

@AuroraPresident

Жыл бұрын

Вроде как в основном духи использовали египетские АКМ, разве нет?

@user-tn3kk3fm9s

Жыл бұрын

@@AuroraPresident может и такие там были. Но в основном - Китайские "Типы" и пакистанские самоделки

Neat. I was just playing mgs5. A lot of missions take place in north Afghanistan, in 1984.

“Then I saw him” “He saved me” , who saved you mason, who was is “It was Victor Resnov!”

@chadchadison2591

4 жыл бұрын

Tricky Vik?

@RichardBrennan46

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@baseddepartment4982

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT DOES THESE NUMBERS MEAN MASON

@grayingrayout846

4 жыл бұрын

Adolf Hitler I don’t know

@izakireemsi2783

4 жыл бұрын

Good ol BO2

When you and the bois are in Afghanistan and hear the mountains speak Pashto

@ghostcreeper243

4 жыл бұрын

Afghan rebel: oooh look a cave

@evangeorge6222

4 жыл бұрын

I have waited so long for this vid

@yardzdesign7717

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@raptorbrotherhood766

4 жыл бұрын

Sylvester Stallone has entered the chat

@imranafg

4 жыл бұрын

Yes sir correct

S stands for: Smile! Sweet! Sadistic! Surprise! Spetsnaz! *russian accent*

@ianstoliarov9140

Жыл бұрын

*hardbass in background*

The last track used in this video made the spetsnaz look so so so badass

Spetsnaz is a contraction of their name in Russian, “chasti spetsial naznacheniya nogo”, or “troops of special designation”. The spetsnaz were organized to be like the American Green Berets, but with more focus on direct action and sabotage. The GRU Spetnaz is the best of the best, although KGB spets gruppe Al’fa (Alpha) would argue that designation. The GRU is military intelligence, while the KGB is ostensibly civilian, like the CIA. GRU Desant are spetsnaz divers, the equivalent of Navy SEALs. KGB Vympel is a murder team...government trained and financed assassins. KGB OMON are oriented towards keeping the peace in prisons.

@Apple.Tetanus

4 жыл бұрын

This was very informative. Thanks

@lIlIIIIIlll

4 жыл бұрын

ага

@AlyoshkaNecro

4 жыл бұрын

Umm... KGB OMON? OMON is ministry of internal affairs unit. And they are oriented to solve wide diapason of tasks e.g. riot control, counter terroristic operations, regular police support, etc. There are ministry of justice special forces take part in solving any riot-like problems in penitentiary facilities. And vympel is only counter-terroristic unit. Are you kidding? You know nothing about russian special forces.

@AlyoshkaNecro

4 жыл бұрын

@MrZapparin 🤖

@frisos8850

4 жыл бұрын

Vympel are also anti air missiles, sick

Venom Snake: *Exists* SPETSNAZ: *HEAVY SWEATING*

@TyRizs

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua N. Ajang Body double

@diligentone-six2688

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua N. Ajang Big Boss is Naked Snake.

@iduntyra7566

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what this is about bruh

@bengamerlsyolo6788

4 жыл бұрын

@@iduntyra7566 In Metal Gear Solid 5 most of the game takes place during the Afghanistan War, where at the beginning of the game you have to extract some spetzans and you occetinaly encounter Russian Forces.

@diligentone-six2688

4 жыл бұрын

@@bengamerlsyolo6788 SPETSNAZ* Occasionally* SPETSNAZ operatives and Soviet Soldiers are Extracted and making them join Diamond Dogs based on their Skills.

"I hear big boss has been operating in the area." *Gets fucking choke slammed 5 times over*

People in Afghanistan when they fought Soviet named them mgahdeen When they fought USA named them terrorists 😂

I'm curious about the afghan war so thx 4 posting this

@user-zi3xw8bg7b

4 жыл бұрын

+

@lucasrauda4057

4 жыл бұрын

You should look up this documentary called “Afghanistan: Voices from the Hills 1986” very interesting.

If I had a dollar for every time he said Spetsnaz, I’d be ricch

@zachmayarbeats2258

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😔

@deafsteph1328

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you could afford the wallet

@kyletischler4099

4 жыл бұрын

If i had a dollar i will not be a comunist.

@shqiperia60

4 жыл бұрын

345$ dont make u rich

@zachmayarbeats2258

4 жыл бұрын

@@shqiperia60 You count that all? 🙄

1:30 I absolutely love the Black Ops references. (BO2 Afghanistan music)

Good and informative video. Thanks to the author for the adequate presentation of the material, and for the work done. Greetings from Russia.

SpetsNaz = Специальное Назначение (Spetsialnoe Naznachenie) Special Purpose GRU Spetsnaz = ГРУ (Главное Разведывательное Управление) Glavnoe = Main Intelligence Agency/Management

@user-te6jt6yj2k

3 жыл бұрын

СпекПуровцы? 😎

@user-cg4mp7sn9i

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-te6jt6yj2k нет блiн пирожки

@user-nf3cu1yp7n

2 жыл бұрын

Specnaz means = special assignment and not purpose

@adancontreras6383

2 жыл бұрын

You forgotten Naval Spetsnaz

@whatifgodisjustlegs3344

2 жыл бұрын

@@adancontreras6383 wait naval spetsnaz?

I love these snippets of history.

@daynespabo2805

4 жыл бұрын

Devi pashla

@rpe4115

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

Spetsnaz then: Mysterious. Highly trained. Feared. Spetsnaz now: Get a whole squad trapped inside of an elevator in Ukraine.

@Bolshevik.remover

2 жыл бұрын

The spetsnaz is still feared, the Ukrainian one, they destroyed 2/3 of VDV forces day one then few days later ambushed and destroyed part of kadyrow's mercenaries and fought of successfully their russian counterpart. And that's only Alfa squad of Ukrainian spetsnaz forces and only official information.

@walnzell9328

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bolshevik.remover I didn't know Ukraine had spetsnaz.

@cirodimarzio6238

2 жыл бұрын

Spetsnaz is still feared, but on them fit the quote (like on whole Russian army) An army of sheep, led by lion, is better than an army of lions, led be sheep

@danonen7316

2 жыл бұрын

Is the VDV part of Spetsnaz?

@cirodimarzio6238

2 жыл бұрын

@@danonen7316 no , VDV are paratroopers and spetsnaz are special operation forces (alfa, vympel,sobr,omon)

Danke!

Me : Has a exam online in 10 mins and has not studied anything yet. Simple history : Video uploaded Me : *screw it*

@coltm45a16

4 жыл бұрын

How did it go?

@orxanadigozalov

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't talk about years which is always asked

@broskiiiiiiiiiiiiigt5

4 жыл бұрын

Colt m45a1 it went really well fam

@nkvdcomradeorion7336

4 жыл бұрын

Wow my school cancelled all exams

Fun Fact: The tan/sand colored standard issued uniforms of the Red Army at the time are known as “Afghanka.” The Spetznaz were given suits known as “Mabuta” which were a cream color. The green/white camouflage pattern is called “Berezka, or KLMK” and are sniper suits, just worn over the standard uniform.

@joao-gq7by

3 жыл бұрын

funny i haven't seen the altyn helmet being mentioned in this video aswell. the altyn (and its early psh-77 predecessor) were titanium helmets that were well used by more elite spetsnaz formations like alfa and vympel.

@nathandei1674

Жыл бұрын

@@joao-gq7by they made a separate video about the helmet

''This is the Mujahideen baby, We'll peel your eyelids back and leave you to fry in the desert.'' - Woods 1986

A great place to start in learning more about the Soviet-Afghan war is: Afghan Breakdown (Afganskiy Izlom), the first in-depth movie about the war, produced jointly by Italy and the Soviet Union, in full cooperation with the Red Army, in 1991.

I swear every week Simple History has something so interesting and fun

3:13 good job shooting that door comrade, you really helped the Soviet Union with that one

@Transgender-ProphetMohammed

4 жыл бұрын

Slotherick The great the door was still shooting! should have surrendered.

@blondknight99

4 жыл бұрын

You got them guys, you can stop firing. Guys!

good vidio,goodionos clov!

8:16 “EDD Mounted, stay clear of the door.”

@Wes81782

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking love Kapkan

Spetsnaz field manual on standard first line when interrogating American POW. "Dragonfly.. Wolf's Den.. Colorful names..."

Simplehistory: Why do you have Wallet from the 90s Me: why are you talking about the 90s

@marysrour1153

4 жыл бұрын

😒

@harshbansal7982

4 жыл бұрын

@Burleon when is it from ?

@tikunhiplaaja631

4 жыл бұрын

Omg those wallets cost up to $100. A quality real leather wallet costs less than that.

@wolfgamer-up2yn

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's called advertising

Great video. 👏👏👏 Thanks for being fair in your assessment of these great soldiers

If your interested in the Soviet Afghan War I would recommend watching a movie called “The Beast”

@blaineerp6818

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a good film

@alamaniac

3 жыл бұрын

That's a stupid propaganda movie made by rich american jews. If you want to watch a war movie go check 9th company.

@rejvaik00

3 жыл бұрын

@@alamaniac I'm in agreement the beast isn't that good. What's much better is: Afghan Breakdown (Afganskiy Izlom), the first in-depth movie about the war, produced jointly by Italy and the Soviet Union, in full cooperation with the Red Army, in 1991.

@noface4176

3 жыл бұрын

Dogshit CIA propaganda

@elena_amata

3 жыл бұрын

Experience in the Afghan War 1989 is better than the beast