Speedrunning Wii Sports Resort shattered all my future athletic dreams
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So today, I decided to speedrun Wii Sports Resort. Unfortunately, I did not realize how detrimental that would be to my mental health. Every single one of my opponents tried to decimate me. I mean, to be fair, I also called them some pretty... brutal names. But it was also brutally honest! So I'm pretty sure it cancels it out. Anyway, speedrunning Wii Sport Resort table tennis and swordplay is something I will not forget any time soon, if not just for the face that it shattered all my future athletic dreams.
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this video once again confirms my suspicion that Wii Sports brings out the worst in everyone
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
you know, you aren't wrong
@LucasF7125
3 жыл бұрын
---> poofesure
@alpacawithouthat987
3 жыл бұрын
Nintendo games in general bring out the worst in people. Mariokart, Smash Bros, Mario Party, etc
@luannesbestfriend7
3 жыл бұрын
When I'm playing with others, usually my evil shines through. show no mercy to your enemies
@gtacrafter0079
3 жыл бұрын
Especially in poofesure💀💀
Alternate title: man insults in game NPC’s looks while beating them in weird sports
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Haha, honestly I was considering a title like this too
@No-wr3bf
3 жыл бұрын
@@EazySpeezy lol 😂
@WRWC1L2
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh who didn’t make that one mii XD
@the_jingo
3 жыл бұрын
How’s it a weird sport?
@PlentyOfTrickShots
3 жыл бұрын
@@EazySpeezy 🤣
wii sports, a game that turns happy fun loving people into murderous psychopats in a blink of an eye. It is a nice game all things considered.
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Yes a wonderful game for the whole family!
@kurl9429
3 жыл бұрын
@@EazySpeezy the best game for the children, sociopaths and murderers!
@animator8555
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@matthewdowling6549
3 жыл бұрын
*cough* Poofesure *cough*
”she might have massive brain damage but that doesnt matter because i won”
@zytlib6758
3 жыл бұрын
"Doc... is there any treatment?" "Yes, just get beaten by EazySpeezy in Wii Sports"
@Goldskull_Mystic
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would fit perfectly with one single line: “I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this.”
I like how he didn’t even notice that the old lady’s name was “Yoshi”
@kahuza
3 жыл бұрын
She was also wearing green, coincidence i think not.
@MonosodiumGlutamate
3 жыл бұрын
Where is the saddle and her owner?
@softgender
3 жыл бұрын
@@MonosodiumGlutamate no bdsm gear on the table of tennis
@bunnydemon6676
3 жыл бұрын
Yah
@elifisher8696
3 жыл бұрын
But when I play
Eazyspeezy exsposing his real self by roasting everybody in 13mins and 11 secs
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I was just offering some *friendly* banter
@furiouscorgi4812
3 жыл бұрын
@@EazySpeezy you ight be able to submit as a new sub category :)
*Remembers Poofesure yelling at table tennis* *Gets instant headache*
@alpha-pathetic4168
3 жыл бұрын
Has the headache come back with his recent table tennis videos?
@noobhunter7932
3 жыл бұрын
ELISA
@nouveau5666
3 жыл бұрын
He also talked about beef boss
@cherryblossom1460
3 жыл бұрын
@@alpha-pathetic4168 Yes, lol. His anger makes me giggle than that headache comes back xD
"they're not good at this game" **immediately chokes**
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
hahaha I try okay
@thdfx2849
3 жыл бұрын
imma need some sauce for your pfp
@yuugiiy
3 жыл бұрын
@@thdfx2849 not even i know dude
@theTweak0284
3 жыл бұрын
He never said he was good at the game though...
@milestone1719
3 жыл бұрын
@@yuugiiy so good no one asked for the sauce.
it's so funny seeing you just roast the shit outta these poor miis while destroying them in table tennis and sword fighting
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
they deserve it
I don’t see any saves in this speed run, I believe this is fully optimized.
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
exactly! I just did everything right
@Alavrado
3 жыл бұрын
The Wii motion controls make it better
@plorby
3 жыл бұрын
true
@TempYard
3 жыл бұрын
@@plorby brother
@plorby
3 жыл бұрын
@@TempYard brother
I’m not sure why I laughed at Tyrone’s face photoshopped onto an army guy
other speedrunners: good split, ah could ve gone faster, etc this guy: look at his eyes! look at his nose!
The whole video is freaking hilarious when you realize he’s literally standing there with a Wii remote, and a hard focused face, beating the crap outa miis
"okay, i hit an old lady in the head four times, she might have massive brain damage, but that doesn't matter because i won the duel"
I bet you can’t speed run beating Matt at all sports....
@ciara9522
3 жыл бұрын
Matt is a superior being
@grasseater
3 жыл бұрын
@@ciara9522 matt is a chump I can WRECK him in swordplay
@1icedcoffee277
3 жыл бұрын
@@grasseater do not speak slander against the supreme one
@the_cd1441
3 жыл бұрын
@@1icedcoffee277 WR kinda does not care which difficulty of mii they are fighting headhits are just anihilating everyone
Dude, ur so underrated! Ur videos are so good! Keep it up man!
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
thank you so much! That means a lot
Challenge: Speedrun All Sports in Wii Sports Resort Edit: November 25, 2020 wow 207 likes, the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys!
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
definitely something I want to do
@flaconyjuarez10
3 жыл бұрын
@@EazySpeezy Alright, I Like your Spirit
@Ta-58
3 жыл бұрын
@@EazySpeezy do it
@catsrule256
3 жыл бұрын
That would be sick
@jimmypiglet5705
3 жыл бұрын
If you do it good luck on the basketball
I feel so bad for Ursula, she’s just here to have fun and he tells her how useless of a man she is 💀
The flashbacks of swordplay of stunning then aggressively swinging with no idea and hoping to win all the time.
"has experienced depressing things in her life and table tennis is her only way to eacape them" sounds just like me
Speedrun getting all the ‘i’ s in the airplane mode.
@jinn8465
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I like this idea. It was my favourite mode.
@Marigold11037
3 жыл бұрын
I love this idea There was always one you ended up missing!
3:11 I love this unintentional mix of the 2 phrases "adds insult to injury" and "puts (or rubs) salt in the wound" lol, I'm gonna have to steal it! "It kinda just adds salt to the injury" 🤣
“Why are there so many murderers in Wii Sports Resort?!” Same reason why golf invokes the most anger in folks 👀
That was a flawless insult miis% run
"Now it's time for swordplay." why does that sound so suggestive to me-
@sven9404
2 жыл бұрын
*swordplay* ... 🤨
I love how this video OF ALL THE VIDEOS is the maximum-confidence run. The Mii roasts are incredible haha
"Weird man makes Mii fanfiction on the fly while playing sports"
i love how this guy doesent speed run these games to get a wr, but because he enjoys doing it. i don't see a lot of speedrunners that enjoy speedrunning like this guy.
I love your vids!!! You inspired me to start speed running!!!
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
That makes me really happy! I hope you enjoy speedrunning!
"How is this old lady so good at sword fighting" Being good at sword fighting is generally how one becomes old.
Jesus Christ, I’m just realizing we went to college together congrats on the channel growth hahahaha bro! Keep up the hard work
@MEDSZ13.08
3 жыл бұрын
@Brett Hamilton hey James it’s me Zach from middle school
@MEDSZ13.08
3 жыл бұрын
@Brett Hamilton good, went to prison
@teaandroses
3 жыл бұрын
Hey its a stranger ya never met before.
@MEDSZ13.08
3 жыл бұрын
@Brett Hamilton Money laundering
11:41 is the funnies shit I’ve seen al day
Swordplay strategy I learned myself: When they block, don’t hit vertically. It obviously loses time but if you hit the way they’re blocking, it hits. You can also block vertically to avoid their hits. Don’t try and hit rapidly because chances are they’re gonna block but once they lose their guard/are at the edge, go batshit crazy.
“This dude looks like he goes to high schools and tries to recruit kids to the Army” 😂😂😂
5:14 Yo! This man's a savage!
The commentary in this one is definitely one of the most entertaining ones you've done.
I just love how he absolutely roasts all of the miis
remember when we were kids and tried to get the ping pong ball into the pool? No?? Just me?
@nightfall_9411
3 жыл бұрын
I did that literally 2 days ago 😂
@rekushi_7881
3 жыл бұрын
I always did that until I realized I could hit them in the face then it became on and off me being a psychopath and trying to murder everyone with tennis balls
The commentary progressively becomes more and more aggressive, I love it
Ngl i dont even care for speedruns, but the commentary is ... chefs kiss
Would take TON more of this content!!!
Table tennis guy with wide eyes low-key has my brows lol Also love the roasts 😭 So few speed runners offer a side dish of comedy with their skills!
No cap this is one of the funniest videos you’ve made
I loved the commentary!!!
I ~thoroughly~ enjoyed the reference to beef boss
IDK how, but Eazy's Wii Sports commentary is the funniest ever
i have been laughing so hard with this video
5:30 Tyrone is basically Soldier from TF2.
Thanks for bringing back my childhood speezy
The table tennis commentary is hilarious
ur so close to 1 mil!!!
epic bgm, some other videos of yours felt a little quiet in comparison Keep up the epic work
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, will do!
I love the Poofesure shoutout
its nice to know that im not the only one who's favorite minigames are table tennis and swordsplay.
11:41, he got so fed up of not winning he had to wack them in the head to win! 😂😂
Never thought Id have fun watching someone speed run games
do a whole wii sports speed run 100%. Cheers mate!
A strat with sword fighting is swiping at their feet by purring ur wii remote down to abt ur waist. Its rly hard to block and you can really quickly get hits on them
This makes me want to speedrun table tennis myself 😂
3:12 Fusion of "salt to the wound" and "insult to injury"
My man is a Poofesure fan. I approve 👍
EasySpeezy: *performs a backhand* Also EasySpeezy when the ball goes out of bounds even though it was obvious it would've happened if he kept backhanding: *surprised Pikachu face*
Eazyspeezy: You can't defeat me Npcs: We know but he can *Matt appears*
9:14 What did Greg do to you 😂😂
this man is a god
ayyyy early squad!!! love your videos, dude!
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
I’ve never been interested in speedruns but I love yours
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy
Day 7 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Granny: Horror game
As always, great video :)
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
I swear as a Wii sports main, the tennis part is so accurate.
I see you too return the ball when the opponent already got it out. I thought I was just weird for wanting to keep the ball in play
3:03 This guys eyes are so far apart they need seperate clocks
You should speedrun Swordplay Showdown, def the best mode.
Yoshi: (hits Speezy while he had a block up) Speexy, about to make scrambled brains: "So you have chosen... death."
The best strategy for duel: make your hand have a stroke
Dude, the champion of Table Tennis is actually insane. I've only beaten Lucia twice, and she haunts my dreams
When she hit him and he decided enough was enough and pummeled that old ladies head named yoshi I friggen died! 11:40
I literally have this and Lucia keeps me up at night, it's not possible
One thing I realized on my old wii is that in swordplay you can just hold your hand straight out, do this 2cm wide wiggle as if you had a small seizure and it would brutally grind the cpu off the cliff because it counted it as multiple hits per second xd
Please do wakeboarding! Honestly I'd love to see all the sports but wakeboarding is my favorite! Also I love this game too
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
good to know! I'll check it out
Nice to see more people trying this
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Matt from Wii Sports
You Deadass hit that old lady with the ashina double
wii sports gamer moment
I’m a table tennis player IRL, but I’m just not gonna comment everything wrong with the table tennis game....
@yines1002
3 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with it you can tell me
@pepitocovid-91
3 жыл бұрын
Do it please, tell us
Mii games and Papa Louie games have similar yet opposite vibes and both are exceptionally enjoyable
@EazySpeezy
3 жыл бұрын
I definitely have to agree haha
me: ping-pong Eazy an intelectual: table tennis
Nobody gonna talk about how the old lady’s name was yoshi?
I’d love a speed run of swordplay showdown!!
Alternate speedrun strategy for the swordplay: put on the wrist strap and just spin the Wiimote by the strap. Instant destruction.
The chaotic evolution of EazySpeezy: This video: I would disown my mom if she played that bad, I’m just kidding I wouldn’t I love you mom Wii basketball video: _disowns sister twice_
Dude, the ROASTS ARE REAL
Table tennis broke me, trying to beat the master gave me an actual mental breakdown.
“i probably shouldn’t be insulting these people as i beat them in table tennis” * absolutely destroys the mii’s life the next game *
Yasss, this is my favorite game!!!!!!
This game has ruined more friendships than it has created
Man was on villain mode this whole video
Can you try to Speedrun Wii Fit? I'm not sure if it is a Speedrun game but if it is the results may be phenomenal
10:55 when the Main character has a flashback
Eazy speedrun table tennis : this level of trash talk has never been seen before.
I played both table tennis and the sword game on wii sports sm when i was younger so during the sword bit i was internally going “hit them from a downwards angle when they vertical block! It’ll break it!”