Speed Dating Disaster | S3EP20

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This week we talk about dating, cheating and wrestling. We also get to hear some of Ryan's brilliant stand up comedy
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Tom Cooney - / tom_cooney90
Max Smith - / gongwe
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Пікірлер: 131

  • @SSJPENGUIN
    @SSJPENGUIN Жыл бұрын

    “I was a pedophile, at the time” As though he's reformed his life in the week since😫 Can't believe Ryan's gradually becoming my favourite

  • @TheLlamaKid

    @TheLlamaKid

    Жыл бұрын

    Classic

  • @lewisshorten4012
    @lewisshorten4012 Жыл бұрын

    Can you do something about the light reflecting off Ryan’s forehead

  • @KieranAtkins

    @KieranAtkins

    Жыл бұрын

    blinding

  • @st420x

    @st420x

    Жыл бұрын

    And foreskin

  • @sebtaylor7718

    @sebtaylor7718

    Жыл бұрын

    the mighty beacon

  • @mattmore5335

    @mattmore5335

    Жыл бұрын

    Easier to grant world peace

  • @stateofmind91

    @stateofmind91

    Жыл бұрын

    Embrace it is what I say... its almost like a halo above him.

  • @parsanajjari7940
    @parsanajjari7940 Жыл бұрын

    Liked the episode , shared it to 10 of my friends as well. And now I'm writing a comment too. I'm doing everything you wanted Stephen , please give me my son back.

  • @thatlazguy
    @thatlazguy Жыл бұрын

    Maxi's Taxis might end up one of the greatest segments to ever grace this podcast

  • @hm4654

    @hm4654

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually nothing short of the truth what a cheeky devil

  • @bradleypage4087
    @bradleypage4087 Жыл бұрын

    Ryan brings the best moments hands down, the confusion around the “look”. Christ I’m actually crying

  • @alexwenman780
    @alexwenman780 Жыл бұрын

    Max’s Taxi needs to be a weekly segment that was absolute GOLD

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve got a sneaky feeling that all ten of the Series 3 Top 10 moments will be Ryan

  • @BigMadAndy
    @BigMadAndy Жыл бұрын

    Ryan should take dating advice from his mum. Im sure she’s received some great tips in her time.

  • @Mudpluggs

    @Mudpluggs

    Жыл бұрын

    only 2 quid a time

  • @BigMadAndy

    @BigMadAndy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mudpluggs she’s mugged you off there, Ive heard she usually does freebie’s.

  • @BestBoyPatrick

    @BestBoyPatrick

    Жыл бұрын

    No she’s actually very reasonably priced

  • @bigchungus_2806

    @bigchungus_2806

    Жыл бұрын

    Mostly Ryan's tip

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 Жыл бұрын

    Maxi’s Taxi’s is already the best segment on this poddy 🔥

  • @KieranAtkins
    @KieranAtkins Жыл бұрын

    another hilarious episode, sadly this is always the highlight of my week!

  • @nathankay-doney2143

    @nathankay-doney2143

    Жыл бұрын

    I know the feeling 😂

  • @benking743

    @benking743

    Жыл бұрын

    Same, it’s getting embarrassing now

  • @tomkenny3335
    @tomkenny3335 Жыл бұрын

    Max’s taxis is better than any segment Tim looneys ever done

  • @BestBoyPatrick
    @BestBoyPatrick Жыл бұрын

    Maxi’s Taxis is absolutely class

  • @valconix6098
    @valconix6098 Жыл бұрын

    22:48 is such an underrated joke by Max, also ‘get woke, prick.’ - Sidney Sausage 2022

  • @frstmusic7145

    @frstmusic7145

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it can someone please tell me

  • @TylerD2skl4kl

    @TylerD2skl4kl

    Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant joke!!!!

  • @MegaSlanguage
    @MegaSlanguage Жыл бұрын

    27:55 ‘who the fuck’s Shanice?! You can get fucked’ had me in stitches

  • @lewis7316
    @lewis7316 Жыл бұрын

    Ryans brain needs to be preserved and looked at when its all said and done for him his thought process is holy

  • @matthewjames7159
    @matthewjames7159 Жыл бұрын

    Max’s Taxi’s is my favourite segment rn

  • @PLUGZS
    @PLUGZS Жыл бұрын

    the channel should be called "Ryan Tries Less". He's a man amongst men.

  • @JayAngles1986
    @JayAngles1986 Жыл бұрын

    I know Stephen is famous for his quick wit, double entendres, undercutting everyone, basically his comedy IQ is way up there but seeing him doing a funny funny acting like a nutter is quite endearing. That blind date segment had me laughing so much it hurt my stomach. Just seeing how far you can get Ryan being uncomfortable is the way forward. I’d love to see some more takes on old shows, mr and mrs, countdown, the wall, weakest link, university challenge, maybe when there is a special with more of you. Or better yet isn’t there a Crystal maze place in Manchester? Give us a special with Ryan being in the Crystal at the end but instead of money it being dildos falling down

  • @fishstar2974

    @fishstar2974

    Жыл бұрын

    Nice fetish at the end. I'm willingly to contribute

  • @Mstriker5
    @Mstriker5 Жыл бұрын

    Maxs Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread

  • @archiejacob24
    @archiejacob24 Жыл бұрын

    maxi's taxi's is incredible

  • @oli3160
    @oli3160 Жыл бұрын

    The date may have been the worst yet best moment ever

  • @Tobinator127
    @Tobinator127 Жыл бұрын

    Max's Taxis was incredible

  • @charleyrobinson632
    @charleyrobinson632 Жыл бұрын

    Max’s taxis is my new favourite segment

  • @josephglynn9325
    @josephglynn9325 Жыл бұрын

    Thought you’d cloned Ryan until looney and max arrived

  • @jamesrooke3053

    @jamesrooke3053

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @ZNJMCC
    @ZNJMCC Жыл бұрын

    Maxis Taxis could have a twist where you pick three ridiculous words max has to use

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid Жыл бұрын

    Ryan needs to be on every week

  • @sdrummer123
    @sdrummer123 Жыл бұрын

    28:13 Yes, Ryan - you can have another minute with me

  • @autonomica
    @autonomica Жыл бұрын

    Ryan is a national treasure

  • @UncleSheoTV
    @UncleSheoTV Жыл бұрын

    That was a “REEEEE” with chest, well done Tom 01:08:11

  • @Leadehh

    @Leadehh

    Жыл бұрын

    I live for these reeeeees

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Жыл бұрын

    I'm liking the variety of Max's new segments.

  • @Big.Joe.Grizzly
    @Big.Joe.Grizzly Жыл бұрын

    ryannnn ryannnnnnnnn rryyyaaannnnnnnnn

  • @sammyg679
    @sammyg679 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love this boys! May it continue to the far future! 💯

  • @billkinard9570
    @billkinard9570 Жыл бұрын

    Looney, Looney! Wednesday is now my favorite day of the week! Up the STP!

  • @aaronpalmer4997
    @aaronpalmer4997 Жыл бұрын

    My favourite part of this episode is at 37:53 when Tom slightly chokes on his words, don’t know why it made me laugh so much

  • @TheeEnglishKnight
    @TheeEnglishKnight2 ай бұрын

    the entire glove bit ffs 😂 and ryans confusion with the word 'luck' . i didnt even know southerners said the 2 words differently

  • @Only_Oliver
    @Only_Oliver Жыл бұрын

    First time listening to this episode I was at work. During Maxi's taxis the person I was working next to asked me if I was ok because I was crying (with laughter) Please keep Maxi's taxis and make it a part of every episode

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid Жыл бұрын

    One of the best episodes

  • @jasonmw1471
    @jasonmw1471 Жыл бұрын

    Speed dating Ryan's mum should be next episode ™️🚀

  • @joshuabarns4763
    @joshuabarns4763 Жыл бұрын

    Happy to see Stephen play Brian’s mum (life of Brian ) when speed dating Ryan

  • @Jayden-we2on
    @Jayden-we2on Жыл бұрын

    The best podcast in the uk!

  • @philjohnston9889
    @philjohnston9889 Жыл бұрын

    Dave is often called the dumbest on this podcast but I’m sorry that poor lad is getting that label when clearly Ryan holds that proud title 😂 the man never knows what is going on/ what they are talking about and gets stuff constantly wrong 😂 still love you though RYYYAANNN! 😘

  • @nathankay-doney2143

    @nathankay-doney2143

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he’s in a constant state of “high as fuck”

  • @joshbutler5128
    @joshbutler5128 Жыл бұрын

    best podcast ever

  • @lucasdurand428
    @lucasdurand428 Жыл бұрын

    I won't lie max completely fooled me with the glove bit. Was about to write a complaint 😂

  • @slippy3429
    @slippy3429 Жыл бұрын

    After listening to speed dating, I couldn’t wait to see it

  • @quentinball7828
    @quentinball7828 Жыл бұрын

    My investigation is ongoing 🔍 Looney I’m onto you

  • @shahhaque5242
    @shahhaque5242 Жыл бұрын

    0:12 great start to the podcast stephen

  • @burdturgler5600

    @burdturgler5600

    Жыл бұрын

    this is washed af

  • @shahhaque5242

    @shahhaque5242

    Жыл бұрын

    @@burdturgler5600 what?

  • @burdturgler5600

    @burdturgler5600

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shahhaque5242 this is washed af

  • @Vegetabawz
    @Vegetabawz10 ай бұрын

    "Mandem needs a price check" Max is a gem of a human.

  • @macca696
    @macca6966 ай бұрын

    Stevie wonder would complete a crossword with more accuracy than Ryan's speed dating answers

  • @diegoforlan2324
    @diegoforlan2324 Жыл бұрын

    1:17:40 awww so sweet how looney is concerned about Ryan getting to work on time

  • @Mitchell4691
    @Mitchell4691 Жыл бұрын

    Ryan's hair looks really good in this episode ;)

  • @nathankay-doney2143
    @nathankay-doney2143 Жыл бұрын

    Not usually a massive fan of Max’s style of segment. (I’m assuming they’re purposely ironically bad? Who knows.) Max’s Taxi’s however? Golden. All hail Ryan.

  • @sammyg679
    @sammyg679 Жыл бұрын

    Funniest blind dating ever 😂😂😂

  • @lt8599
    @lt8599 Жыл бұрын

    Looney the icon had to make the poddy his own with that catwalk entrance the sexy man

  • @Euan17
    @Euan17 Жыл бұрын

    We love you Stephen, WE DO 🥵🔥

  • @veesvoyages
    @veesvoyages Жыл бұрын

    Can't lie, Ryan had decent game during that speed dating

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 Жыл бұрын

    Sydney sausage needs a return "Have you got kids? Boy or girl? Both Oh boy and a girl No only one " 🤣🤣🤣obviously paraphrasing

  • @Mechrissyg
    @Mechrissyg Жыл бұрын

    RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

  • @user-je3ix2nu7l
    @user-je3ix2nu7l Жыл бұрын

    was a bit confused that it was only stephen on at the start

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 Жыл бұрын

    Hello Stephen lad

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 Жыл бұрын

    I may be the first (and last ever) person to comment this but… RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!

  • @danieljones6072
    @danieljones6072 Жыл бұрын

    Is Erin out the picture?? 😭

  • @benphillips1149

    @benphillips1149

    Жыл бұрын

    yh

  • @KateFromingsAuthor
    @KateFromingsAuthor Жыл бұрын

    Who else likes the new video before the intro's over? I don't care what they're going to talk about, STP deserves a 'like' just for getting me excited in the morning. Not in that way you dirty-minded little man.... Maybe a bit in that way

  • @ethanstorey5007
    @ethanstorey5007 Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like Brians Mam off Life of Brian

  • @benphillips1149
    @benphillips1149 Жыл бұрын

    Can you get ryan to wear his beanie again? His forehead looks unstable. Thanks.

  • @harrykelly1890
    @harrykelly1890 Жыл бұрын

    genuinely feel sorry for Ryan now

  • @tomfox541
    @tomfox541 Жыл бұрын

    fucking great when that dave fella aint there

  • @jamez477
    @jamez477 Жыл бұрын

    Why was Ann Tique undercover as Sydney Sausage....?

  • @tullzz2
    @tullzz2 Жыл бұрын

    Top 100 already I’m smellin big things. The states are talkin

  • @MrAshbo93
    @MrAshbo93 Жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @QuellTheHeresy
    @QuellTheHeresy Жыл бұрын

    Watching as all of you slowly lose your sanity

  • @jasonmw1471
    @jasonmw1471 Жыл бұрын

    Why don't you set up Ryan's Facebook dating profile basically same as tinder but getting him banned from fb would be funny 👌

  • @bangandthedirtisgone5536
    @bangandthedirtisgone5536 Жыл бұрын

    That’s the Tom looney I know

  • @flip7139
    @flip7139 Жыл бұрын

    Looney Tom shops at charity shops? He’s never mentioned this before…

  • @hamishcraig5178
    @hamishcraig5178 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, Sidney Sausage got me acting up. Who's got her @?

  • @harveygibb4734
    @harveygibb4734 Жыл бұрын

    Alright stephen, by any chance do you have Sidney Sausage’s number? Asking for a friend. I promise

  • @user-hh5cv1mp7r
    @user-hh5cv1mp7r10 ай бұрын

    32:00

  • @aaronmoorhouse6107
    @aaronmoorhouse6107 Жыл бұрын

    this is the best but worst podcast in existence. I have an unhealthy Addiction to it watching this shit lol

  • @jamesnuttall2614
    @jamesnuttall2614 Жыл бұрын

    Max wheezes at 32:27, it deffo needs to go in some sort of hall of fame because that sound is sexual

  • @joelg10605
    @joelg10605 Жыл бұрын

    I miss wax max

  • @arjunsrinath8464
    @arjunsrinath8464 Жыл бұрын

    32:25

  • @creasyhr

    @creasyhr

    Жыл бұрын

    Iron Man's repulser

  • @arjunsrinath8464

    @arjunsrinath8464

    Жыл бұрын

    @@creasyhr deflating tyre

  • @nothinbutgood
    @nothinbutgood Жыл бұрын

    Didn’t like max stealing looneys spotlight with the news

  • @ZsiZsiSzabad
    @ZsiZsiSzabad Жыл бұрын

    This video should be edited to start at 6:35

  • @mattytooby
    @mattytooby Жыл бұрын

    Ryan again, gonna have to drown him out with some elevator music

  • @brendancarey2875

    @brendancarey2875

    Жыл бұрын

    Could be worse. Could be Dave.

  • @mattytooby

    @mattytooby

    Жыл бұрын

    Perfer Dave tbh his laugh actually brings something to it. That being his laugh

  • @brendancarey2875

    @brendancarey2875

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mattytooby His laugh gives me the heebie jeebies. Shiver down my spine 😅 Like marmite I suppose. Either love it or hate it.

  • @mattytooby

    @mattytooby

    Жыл бұрын

    Ye that’s fair enough mate I guess 😂 good analogy

  • @nathankay-doney2143

    @nathankay-doney2143

    Жыл бұрын

    Uncultured swine. Ryan is my hero.

  • @hayweb866
    @hayweb866 Жыл бұрын

    0.07seconds > Jim Mooney has lost some weight xxx

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Жыл бұрын

    Ryan's forehead is looking particularly shiny this week.

  • @TKM12
    @TKM12 Жыл бұрын

    Ayyy

  • @EmoTurtle9521
    @EmoTurtle9521 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, female looney gonna make me act up

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 Жыл бұрын

    First comment

  • @United_Wings
    @United_Wings Жыл бұрын

    W

  • @zacgray4278
    @zacgray4278 Жыл бұрын

    the tate fans were so annoying on your most recent vid

  • @DK-tt1zt
    @DK-tt1zt Жыл бұрын

    Queen's jubilee cost £28 million? So that's 42 pence per person in taxes, what would you do with the extra 42p Stephen?

  • @mattiegale

    @mattiegale

    Жыл бұрын

    not really, not everyone in the uk pays tax

  • @BC-rx9iz

    @BC-rx9iz

    Жыл бұрын

    I might be pointing out the obvious, but people pay different rates too 😂

  • @Akshat-zw9gr
    @Akshat-zw9gr Жыл бұрын

    man please get ryan off, he's not needed every episode

  • @Akshat-zw9gr

    @Akshat-zw9gr

    Жыл бұрын

    bring in dave instead please

  • @foreverseongnam

    @foreverseongnam

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Akshat-zw9gr dave makes the podcasts unbearable with his caveman voice and laugh, i cannot listen to any episodes with him. at least Ryan has a normal voice

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