What you need to do is cover your car in lemon juice, the invisible ink will stop it from showing up on camera.

@lorddissy

6 ай бұрын

Just always drive backwards in reverse everywhere you go. Then you show up doing a negative speed and will never be over the speed limit!

@KeritechElectronics

6 ай бұрын

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" --Cave Johnson

@PinePondCTDevilsHopyard-fy3hj

6 ай бұрын

You are right, I remember when I sent secret messages to my friend in elementary school!

@wrongtown

6 ай бұрын

You could probably rob a bank with the same trick 😏

@user-gu6ps6ed6l

6 ай бұрын

Just have to cover your car with IR LEDs. And get some IR headlights that you can point up at the cameras.😮

No more effective than hanging a CD on a rear view mirrors, and people in Poland did this in the '90s believing they could trick speed cams.

@psirvent8

6 ай бұрын

So it didn't work even back then ? (With the early speed cams)

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE

6 ай бұрын

​@@psirvent8 RADAR doesn't really work like that. And your license plate is to far away from the rear view mirror for the CD to cause enough reflected light to obscure it. I imagine you would need a laser-dazzler like what military (and now cargo planes) used to blind certain missile types. Those work by overwhelming the sensor, or in some cases if the laser is strong enough it can burn it out.

@sleeptyper

6 ай бұрын

In Finland, cops used to put used CDs in the empty camera boxes to make it look like there was a camera installed. :D

@mechadeka

6 ай бұрын

I bet someone probably got that idea after the police told them not to hang CDs from their rear view, and they assumed there must be some secret reason for it and not actually because it blocks a significant part of their view.

@silmarian

6 ай бұрын

I was in high school in the 90s (in Minnesota, USA) and knew people who did this and got pulled over a lot more often for speeding and for having the CD there in the first place.

If you stacked enough of them under your accelerator pedal they could possibly work.

@finnyzmeobmw

6 ай бұрын

🤣

@Zedsdead83

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Hellsong89

6 ай бұрын

No no, you glue enough of them front of the camera lens, but sticker does the same thing, just make sure you dont leave fingerprints since government will most definitely be more interested of wasting tens of thousands into speed cameras and finding who made nation a service, than putting a cent into road maintenance.

@Ministry_Of_Silly_Walks

6 ай бұрын

You made me laugh. Thank you for that

"I have misplaced my spudger" is probably my favourite of all the bigclive catchphrases

@Grid56

4 ай бұрын

For me it's his smooth voiced "one moment pleeease"

@christopherlewis1847

3 ай бұрын

​@@Grid56done with impeccable class

got one of those that plugs into the ODB port and also doubles my engine power whilst increasing fuel economy. Now I drive at 150mph everywhere and the cops can't even see me.

@psirvent8

6 ай бұрын

Nice

@dsloop3907

6 ай бұрын

I have one that disables the displacement on demand function on my car. It works quite well.

@Ambassador_Gkar

6 ай бұрын

I would have posted, but couldn't see your comment. You must have been posting from inside your car: very efficient 🙃

@wbfaulk

6 ай бұрын

Ah, yes. The "Ol' Dirty Bastard" port.

@bobroberts2371

6 ай бұрын

Well, My Maserati goes 185 , ( I lost my license and now I don't drive )

A dusk sensor is so useful on a speed camera jammer! Because everyone knows the police don't set speed traps at night. Or they only set them at night. Or something...

@DumahBrazorf

6 ай бұрын

Probably was previously sold as "honest" fake car alarm blinky led so it wouldn't run out of battery in the middle of the night...

@OffGridInvestor

6 ай бұрын

They're USUALLY only in the day. I recently got done by one at 12:18am coming home from afternoon shift

@stupot_64

6 ай бұрын

@@OffGridInvestor Blimey. That's one hell of a commute! If you were done at 12:18am then they definitely work at night.

@jwalster9412

6 ай бұрын

As a car guy, it's understandable.

@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307

6 ай бұрын

Buy a real speed camera detector or lice place disruptor! They this is usually trouble if you get spotted tho here theres not many cop cars driving around! so can take the risk.

Clive, this device is even more fiendish and advanced than you think! It knows when it's the view of a camera and it has engaged it's stealth camouflage mode. It only *looks* like a fake alarm flasher LED while you've got the camera pointed at it, or are just observing it. Look away, and it reverts to its "real" appearence, that once actived, no can can observe. It's like like advanced combination of the HHGTTG "Some Else's Problem (SEP) Field" and the Weeping Angels. Now that you've assulted it, I fear what will become of you when you sleep. Be safe.

@the_grand_tourer

6 ай бұрын

'It only looks like a fake alarm flasher LED while you've got the camera pointed at it' A quantum jammer, it becomes a fake car alarm only when observed, very crafty.

@dnlmachine4287

6 ай бұрын

Jebus. It can achieve Ultimate Form at any time??? How do I send them my bank account information!!?!? Stay gold.

@ralphj4012

6 ай бұрын

It clearly states Schrodinger device in the description.

@theprogrammerrolandmc3039

6 ай бұрын

@@ralphj4012 It also turn's Ebay sellers into trolls in KZread comments section . It's a pity they don't drop ship their comments and wait 1 month before replying.

@theprogrammerrolandmc3039

6 ай бұрын

@naturalcreature6317 I bet Stephen Hawkins designed it before he invented his hypersonic wheel chair.

Love the main ingredients! Nothing like a magneton on your dashboard to keep officer Dibble at bay!!

@Christian-lh7ux

6 ай бұрын

To heat up the officers donut?!

@stepheneyles2198

6 ай бұрын

@@Christian-lh7ux donut even mention that!!

@marcogenovesi8570

6 ай бұрын

A magnetron would be great for jamming the heck out of everything using 2.4ghz in the vicinity.

@Sonny_McMacsson

6 ай бұрын

I usually cook bacon in the microwave.

@COBARHORSE1

6 ай бұрын

Thumbs up for the Topcat reference.

I clicked as soon as I saw "schematic" in the title. I love the way you say schematic. *_SHKEMATIC_*

@SolarTrinkets

6 ай бұрын

In'shu'lation

@liamd5645

6 ай бұрын

You mean the proper way? I love it too.

@anomonyous

6 ай бұрын

​@@liamd5645Damn right. Lol.

@MrAdopado

6 ай бұрын

I believe he derived the pronunciation from a Sean Connery impression!

@rogerrussell5155

3 ай бұрын

Like Sean connery

Since signal jammer are illegal I'd suggest a home built one anyway. You are definitely doing a good deed with your honest take on these trinkets.

@qdllc

6 ай бұрын

If you are really serious about having such a device, you’d either make your own or pay for a real one by an expert.

*These really DO work!* But only if you glue them directly onto the lens of the speed camera :) .

@KrotowX

6 ай бұрын

Also you can throw them to general direction where police officer stands.

Bahahaha a "deal" just popped up on a facebook group for a "Car Windscreen Cover for Winter Antifreeze Auto Snow Removal Device" and would you believe it, it looks IDENTICAL to this "Speed Camera Stealth Jammer" These little gadgets sure pack a lot of tech inside that little blinky box 😆

@meski42

3 ай бұрын

Different firmware 😜

I'm glad you've done a teardown of one of these, adverts for these have been all over social media recently, curious to see what crap lies within!

@Subgunman

6 ай бұрын

True LiDAR jammers cost well over $500 USD today and are comprised of a series of detector-emitter modules placed in key locations on one’s car all tied back to a central logic module mounted inside the car. The embittered used on the outside modules utilize high power IR laser emitter diodes that only come on for several seconds to allow one to brake check the idiots tailgating your vehicle. Most modern LiDAR units have countermeasure detectors built in so you would probably be stopped and have your vehicle inspected. I cannot believe some people would fall for this quackery.

@davidcat1455

6 ай бұрын

@@Subgunman 10% of Americans believe the Earth is flat and 12%, believe the moon landings were fake . So it doesn’t surprise me in the least that people would fall for this crap.

It's amazing how much you can learn about a video by reading the comments first ! I did watch it for the most part and decided the best thing to do with this device is to put it on your dashboard and drive the speed limit !

I was in need of a spudger a few years ago but I had no idea what they were called, english not being my first language. Then I watched one of your videos and now I have several in different shapes and sizes. Who would have thought that when I found your channel through the video where you fixed a Poundland halloween decoration for Ashens five or six years ago?

@chriswalford4161

6 ай бұрын

Could you publish a review and comparison?

@ZoonCrypticon

6 ай бұрын

I always use an alligator wrench or a survival knife for tasks like this.

@bobroberts2371

6 ай бұрын

Time 228 to 243 I, I don't believe it, there she goes again She's tidied up and I can't find anything All my tubes and wires and careful notes And antiquated notions

@mikepanchaud1

6 ай бұрын

@@bobroberts2371 hi, fyi, if you put a colon between minutes and seconds it will make a clickable link to that time code . I.e 2:28

@bobroberts2371

6 ай бұрын

@@mikepanchaud1 I've had YT block comments with time stamps in the past then they continue to change parameters making it a toss up. Also, look at the reply or comment count and compare to comments shown in the default " sort of relevance " . Visible comments are frequently less than the ticker. YT even saws in the help section to " sort by newest " to expose some comments. I've even had YT block titles / channel names in plain text that have ZERO controversial content.

If you keep to the speed limit then these work really well. Also seemed to jam all of my stealth very effectively, so other road users could still see me.

@Dwigt_Rortugal

6 ай бұрын

If you put the blue one in close proximity to the red one, the reciprocating jam session will be catastrophic. Don't cross the streams.

@joblogs8886

6 ай бұрын

Baah.

I like blinky lights. I made millions of them in the 90s and supplied most car alarm manufacturers. Oddly enough I never claimed that they jammed radar cameras.

@olsmokey

6 ай бұрын

That's why you're still broke. Now, if you HAD claimed that they jammed radar you could have bought Apple.

@Pigsawjanet

6 ай бұрын

“Protected by security system, stand back”

@robertsmelt6638

6 ай бұрын

@@Pigsawjanet Yes, I distributed those modules too. The system armed voice sounded like 'system on' , 'system dison' . I stumbled across an old module the other day, thought would put on my shed.

Now they can add to the already superlative list of features: "Spudger Resistant".

Love your work, Clive. Your vids make my day!👍

Don't fret Clive sir, these things exist for people like you to make a living off KZread, and for us, it is all pure enjoyment. Somewhere I heard the East is East and the West is West and never the same.

Amazing that someone would actually go to the lengths of designing, building and selling this. Or perhaps more amazing that there is enough people around willing to buy it to make it worth manufacturing for the manufacturer.

@cedriclynch

6 ай бұрын

I reported to my local council trading standards department a rather similar device that reduces fuel consumption of a car by 55% (so if you have a car that does 45mpg it will do 100mpg with the device). The council traced the seller to Lithuania although the device itself was made in China. I think there are electronics companies in China that will make for you anything you ask and pay for, no questions asked about what its purpose is.

@patricksweetman-fx3jh

6 ай бұрын

But what would a real working device look like inside. I am really interested.

@jhoughjr1

6 ай бұрын

People love to speed and get away with it. It’s that simple. A product for nativists

@Google_Does_Evil_Now

6 ай бұрын

​@@patricksweetman-fx3jhi can sell you a real working one and you can open it. It's £965. It uses GPS, a camera and laser system. The camera system looks for known speed and traffic camera models that it recognises. The laser is then aimed at the lens of the traffic camera and sends a strong pulsing signal beam while you are within range. This beam dazzles the lens and looks like sun glare "white out" on the photo and video. GPS camera map is also used for known camera locations. Laser may damage the eye sight of anyone looking out of a window in an apartment or office in the line of sight of the laser beam. May also damage the eye sight of anyone on the upper deck of a tall bus by the window, especially if you're stuck in traffic and the traffic camera reflection is reflected on a bus window. The laser could be firing for a minute or longer. The unit looks like one of those mapping gps robot type things on the roof of some vehicles. Are you interested?

@TraitorFelon.14.3

6 ай бұрын

@@Google_Does_Evil_Now I’m interested in how you will explain the targeting of the laser towards the camera.

We need a big Clive spudger

@graythelion

6 ай бұрын

Move over LTT screwdriver...!

You have the voice of a natural narrator

I love you exposing these scams, keep uo the good work

I'm looking forward to the next episode of "Where is My Spudger."

LIES! I bought 40 of these fine devices and put them all over my license plate. Totally Works!

You trying to open the device reminded me of when I would crack open wall wort power supplies the modify that are glued closed. I learned that squeezing the case in a vice did good job breaking open the glued seam when squeezed corner to corner or do the squeeze and rotate method until it cracked open the glued seam.

Omigosh ! i was getting soo excited during the first minute, then my bubble burst when you said it was fake. 😥

Honestly, the most impressive bit in there is the the lithium cell _with a charge controller!_ You'd think they'd cheap out with just a capacitor. (MCU's are cheaper than 555's these days.)

Imagine going to court with one of them in hand saying "I shouldn't be here! This device should have stopped you and your illegal cameras and parking sensors!!!", cos if they actually did work, they'd be in even deeper doodoo for attempting to jam such things anyway... :P

@chowell4413

6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the trouble you get in for jamming the radio frequencies faaar outweighs both the speeding and avoiding the cameras to begin with

@bobroberts2371

6 ай бұрын

Go on and write me up for 125 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55 Oh no, uh So I signed my name on number 24, hey Yeah, the judge said, "Boy, just one more, huh I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint" Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?" I say, "Yeah, oh yeah"

@Subgunman

6 ай бұрын

There are laws In place for jamming RF signals. What I want to know which regulatory agency took it upon themselves to govern how one used light. But orificer, I was speaking with a fellow ham in front of me utilizing high power IR communications. Now the fun part is when you present the devices in court. Not my problem there is not much separations between the laser spectrum used by my device and your LiDAR.

@POVwithRC

6 ай бұрын

@@Subgunman In the states I believe the FDA has somehow ended up governing it. Which is hilarious.

@Subgunman

6 ай бұрын

@@POVwithRCI heard rumors to that, their excuse is that the IR laser emissions are harmful to the eyes. Well if that is the case the. LiDAR is just as dangerous to the eyes as well. Those units utilize a high power laser that is energized as a pulse which usually is such that it emits almost twice the IR energy for the split second that is on. What is the difference between the police using something that is pulsed at twice the rated emission and the LiDAR jammers available on the market. I say what is good for the goose is good for the gander. The FDA is out of their realm on this. They must ban police LiDAR if they make a stink about decent IR jammers.

I could tell from the thumbnail that this was going to be scammer hooey.. Good on you Clive fir keeping those ebay sellers honest

That is much like the plug in “tuners” that were scamming people a couple years ago. People actually thought their vehicles were running stronger after plugging into the OBD2 port. Come to find out they were nothing more than led lights on a simple board. Cost about 26 cents to make and sold for 100 bucks. 😀

Speed cameras usually utilize radar instead of LiDAR for determining speed. LiDAR requires careful aiming at a reflective surface on a moving vehicle since the beam pattern is very very narrow. Speed cameras utilize conventional radar since it does not require such a narrow beam to measure speed. There are several issues with speed cameras, when you have multiple vehicles heading in the same direction to or from the "camera" it becomes more difficult to lock into one vehicle. The second issue is when was the speed sensing device calibrated? Having worked on various manufacturers radar units in the radio shop I worked in, most all manufacturers require someone to run a quick calibration check of the units at the beginning and end of one’s shift with a set of calibrated tuning forks. Technically this should be entered into a local log book kept within the police cruiser. Another document that is to be kept in the police cruiser is the annual or semi annual certification of calibration of both the radar unit and the tuning forks. Anyone who is stopped for speeding has a right to ask for the certification of calibration of the equipment. These. Certifications must be conducted by an authorized repair facility with equipment that also have traceable calibrations issued by a licensed NIST depot. So it’s a chain of evidence that must remain in place should an individual question the accuracy of the radar unit that may have read the speed. I have seen cases where the "offender" argues the citation in court and the issuing department cannot provide the document requested by the offender and the cases are dismissed. I have even been stopped by a department for speeding and when I asked the officer to see the readings on the radar I presented him with my credentials and proceeded to conduct a test of his equipment with a set of certified tuning forks. Of the two times stopped their radar units failed in establishing an accurate test. Then looking at the log book of the radar device it was several months past calibration testing. Now it’s not cheap but I maintain tuning forks for the following bands used in the USA, X, K, Ka bands. In Europe they use frequencies within these band ranges BUT on slightly different frequencies which does matter when preforming calibration tests. I would personally ask for the log books of the radar units in question including the logs of the speed cameras that may have "issued" the ticket.

@alexanderkupke920

6 ай бұрын

It depends a lot on what speed cameras they are using. I can only speak on what is common in Germany, but I highly doubt those devices are exclusive for Germany. You are right, the traditional mobile device is using a radar and the doppler effect. But the certifications, calibration protocols and more or less the chain of evidence has to be presented on demand also here. Although I am not sure if they have to carry all the equipment or only the paperwork. Also usually you get the ticket and then can request the documents and check for inconsistencies or incorrect calibration of mobile units, which is what lawyers specialiced on speeding tickets usually do first. By the way, in Germany speed controlls are done not only by the police, but mostly by the local regulatory office, rules are the same anyways. There are of course the laser pistol devices used by the police, which are aimed manually, so they are standing on the side of the road, no picture, the look straight at you and your license plate. a newer device uses a bar with tubes on top, housing colour / light intensity sensors. Those are currently the most advanced, that bar is set up parallel to the road and those are certified to measure across multiple lanes, being able to distinguish the lanes and can even handle slight curves. again nothing a RF jammer would hurt, unless the electronics shut down due to the jamming. And then on for example the Autobahn, there is still the posibility the police follows you in a specially equipped vehicle with video documentation. Ah, so many options. Oh, and then there are the stationary speed and red light cameras. Using inductive loops in the road or for some rare newer models, indeed a LiDAR. the latter usually can be recognized as a grey round column with dark red bands on them. Some with some sort of facettes on them. Those are mean ones. set up correctly, which on stationary devices you can assume to at least 99.9%, one of those can handle both directions, multiple lanes and if there is a certain amount of curve. But, and I think that is valid across the globe, I wonder who else might come down on you, if you drive around a RF jamming device, emitting relatively high powered RF noise signals that can wreak havoc on any sorts of electronics, wireless commnications etc. I bet the national regulatory agencies for radio frequencies and stuff (In Germany the Bundesnetzagentur, in the UK I think that would be Ofcom, just pick your countries agency) would be very interested in you running such a device. Plus, if it has enough power to disturb the electronics of a speed camera, I wonder if any modern computer on wheels, uhm, car that is, would have a fun day at all and even start.

@Legotruck82

6 ай бұрын

Here in Australia, they haven't used mobile Radar camera's for years. All LiDAR. Poliscans and Jenoptik brand. They did have Multinova's in the early 2000's that utilized Ka band radar, as well as handheld. I don't think I've seen a handheld radar gun for years, those are also LiDAR AFAIK...

@alexanderkupke920

6 ай бұрын

@@Legotruck82 the only handheld one here is the laser gun, although after some court decissions, they cannot really use it handheld, they have to mount it on a tripod. everything else that is mobile is either built into a vehicle measuring and shooting photos through either the back windows or the windshield or they are separate on tripods next to the guard rail or pointed over the guard rail, and operated from a vehicle. (they may also be unmanned though)

@jamiemoo2000

6 ай бұрын

The UK Police Forces use the Prolaser 4 Laser Speed detection device. If you did fit a Laser diffuser to your vehicle, the Laser gun will just come up with an error code 04/07? RFI detected. Then they will just put an ANPR warning marker on your vehicle, then you will get a tug next time they see you, and maybe inspect your vehicle for a speed jamming device.

@jamiemoo2000

6 ай бұрын

​@@Legotruck82same here in the UK. Only the static Gatsometers use 24GHz radar nowadays. Only a small percentage of those are actually 'active' as they swap the cameras around on them. SPECs average speed cameras are the ones to watch for and the roadside speed camera vans using Laser guns.

I had a "tech savvy" friend who was an electrician as well, musically talented, knew most DAWs like his pockets, was a multi-instrumentalist, and taught me a lot music-wise... and claimed to know a lot about computers and automation... but once I tried to explain RAID to him, or how to build a LAN for a studio project where only one computer had internet... I could have tried to explain that stuff to a goat just as well. A few times on road trips, my satnav alerted me of cameras, and he went to ask if it knew the spots by the "radar rays"... quite a few times I explained to him that the satnav only knows pre-programmed camera locations, and most stationary cam traps (in our area anyway) only have two inductive sensors under the tarmac, and the time between passing the two sensors is calculated back to the speed (or to your presence too far inside the crossing on red lights), no "radar rays" involved, while those traps with "radar rays" are mobile, and can't be pre-programmed, and either way, alerting the driver when on the loops or in the "rays" would be too late... well, I could have kneaded that in his face till the cows come home, and he would have forgotten. I also tried to explain to him how to wire an aftermarket subwoofer to a stereo, and ended up wiring it myself.

@fonesrphunny7242

6 ай бұрын

Knows most DAWs, but can't hook up a sub. That hurts.

Interesting - the device is actually a bit better than I expected - I was impressed by the solar cell. And, of course, the blinky LED.

bigcliveASMR when? Would happily listen to you reading dodgy user manuals for an hour! Also the only way that device will reduce speeding fines is by acting on the drivers anxiety by constantly reminding them of red and blue lights haha

I have a similar stealth device in my F-16 but it has an additional 12k resistor in the correct place that makes it fully functional. I fly by speed cameras all the time at near Mach-1 and nobody notices.

At best, it might be a deterant to theives as if it was stuck to the windscreen beside the rear view mirror, some might think the blinking red LED is an indication that a car alarm is active.

@tin2001

6 ай бұрын

Or some sort of tracking device or camera since it looks standalone. That said, car thieves in most places you'd worry about it just don't care because there's no punishment anymore.

@danhard8440

6 ай бұрын

@@tin2001 that would be my neighborhood of woke Twin Cities🤣 no punishment for crime and encourages thieves form around the country and even from across the Sothern boarder to come here the second they said defund the police because who cares about the people that work and keep the lights on

@dimitar4y

6 ай бұрын

they break into cars anyway with the alarm lol

@Ambassador_Gkar

6 ай бұрын

@@tin2001 All too true, even in New Zealand 😠

@Hawk7886

6 ай бұрын

​@@danhard8440considering cops don't do squat anyway, defunding them wouldn't change that at all. Thievery like bipping is now so fast that it doesn't matter if a car has an alarm.

The irony of your teardown of a fake speed camera jammer is KZread immediately takes me to an advert for a fake space heater claiming to heat the whole house for "practically no money". Thanks KZread for your honest adverts!

@eDoc2020

6 ай бұрын

A single match can also heat the whole house for practically no money.

@KrotowX

6 ай бұрын

Targeted adwertising indeed is awesome thing :P

This explains a lot. Isee so many people driving as if they are invisible... and invincible. No give way, no stopping ag red lights, no cornering on the correct side of the road... basically no f's given.

So basically a solar garden light!

I use one of these as a fake alarm. I paid about £3.50 direct from China. It charges by solar. It's quite good really.

Clive, I think you underestimate the power of the PLASTIC SHELL ^_^

Long night the day before? Your voice has a real TV promo edge on this particular video - especially the word “jammer”

@bigclivedotcom

6 ай бұрын

I was giving it a promo voice.

Funny thing... the first review I read was, 'trust me. It really works!' - Heidy LOL

@howiefeltersnatch2973

6 ай бұрын

I wouldn't trust a sandwich made by a Heidy.... Let alone anything auto related

i always need my road experience "redefined" and i also require maximum freedom. this sounds like it was made for me

Congratulations on a million subscribers

I was just watching your "Electromagnet car de-icer" video from a couple of weeks ago, and the second "De-icer" you showed is exactly the same as this "Stealth Jammer". The PCB looked different, but it did the same thing: making an LED flash when it's getting dark outside.

but will it defrost my windshield?

@bigclivedotcom

6 ай бұрын

Yes. But it may also cause unplanned pregnancy.

@Jimmyfisher121

6 ай бұрын

Yes when the battery bursts into flame, and only men can get pregnant from it.

@PinePondCTDevilsHopyard-fy3hj

6 ай бұрын

That is an option, add $12.95

@pomonabill220

6 ай бұрын

GEE... I bet it WILL!!! Nothing like a multifunction, does it all, inexpensive device!

@markfergerson2145

6 ай бұрын

If it emitted enough microwave power to affect speed cameras etc. maybe.

Luckily, I bought a couple of ebay black box scam detector detectors. I'm sure they will work a treat, just like all the other black boxes from ebay and amazon and Ali. Looking forward to collecting points, points mean prizes!

@olsmokey

6 ай бұрын

This week's show comes from eBay.

I wonder if it was sold as a " Fake Anything & Everything", if it would sell. So many fakes and so little time to find them all. Thanks Clive 👍

Don’t ever put those webpages on screen, never stop printing them out! The physical pointing to things is so easy to follow and refreshing

The audio "Hi-Fi" market if full of bogus products as well, with hi-fi prices to match. They go to pretty great lengths sometimes, like scratching off the markings from ICs so that you can't tell what it is, or fully potting it.

@tin2001

6 ай бұрын

Every speaker cable on eBay as "oxygen free" these days. I think that just means it's got clear insulation in Chinese. I was happy that the cheap cable I bought was at least as long as they claimed it was, and had roughly the thickness they said. I haven't sent a sample to the lab, but the gold plating appears to have been made out of copper.

@richardmillhousenixon

6 ай бұрын

​@@tin2001Oxygen-free copper is a legitimate thing, it's just not that impressive for line level audio. What it does excel at is extremely low power signals like those coming out of an electric guitar. Basically, yes it has a benefit, no it's not a benefit most people would see.

@flagman3116

6 ай бұрын

@@richardmillhousenixon sounds like he believes the sellers are liars (since the claim is impossible to test), not whether it matters or not

@geoffgunn9673

6 ай бұрын

best one I have seen is "Gold Plated" HDMI connectors... not really that useful on a digital signal

@Snake14159

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@geoffgunn9673 Much sillier still are gold-plated TOSLINK cables, which are fiber-optic and conduct no electricity whatsoever.

If the price were low enough, you'd get a battery, solar charger, switch, LEDs and controller chip. But I just bought some solar sidewalk marker lights for $1.25 each at the Dollar Store. So that's about $1 worth of stuff. Amazing that eBay and others allow this to go on.

@DanakarEndeel

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I also noticed a steep influx of chinese scammers suddenly becoming very active on sites like Ebay and Amazon since a couple of years ago. Pretty crazy as they used to stay over at Alibaba/Aliexpress as I recall. Now you really have to be careful and always check the vendor info/location for this stuff. 🙂

@cedriclynch

6 ай бұрын

It is the difference between the price of the components when you buy them in the USA and the price of them when you buy them in China.

I made something similar in 1997 or so to make a fake car alarm by making a face plate with a yellow LED showing through that velcroed onto a storage bay in the dash. On the back side was a single AA battery in a holder, a switch, a capacitor and an LM3909. The data sheet claimed that the battery would last 6 months in continuous use. I used it for 5 years periodically and never had to change the battery. It was a lovely chip.

@bigclivedotcom

6 ай бұрын

You can still buy them, but they cost a lot now.

printing out an amazon listing is so funny, you're great

I love how thoughtful these sellers are. They ensure you're not operating a highly illegal device, and if they have to scam you for that, well that's a lesser evil isn't it.

@Perthshire

6 ай бұрын

How many people have died at the hands of these sellers? Car drivers everywhere are gleefully driving with these devices at 80mph in a 30mph zone, seemingly with impunity, only to mow down a group of nuns at a bus stop.

@SianaGearz

6 ай бұрын

@@Perthshire Well if they're gleefully driving with these devices at dangerous speeds, then where is the law enforcement? You do 80 in a 30 zone, normally you lose your license for good around these places in short order.

@Perthshire

6 ай бұрын

@@SianaGearz even with a Chinese invisibility cloak to protect you?

Most of the speed cameras here in Finland use an induction loop on the road surface, so this would be even more useless. If possible.

Great video Clive. I won't be bombing up the A77 for sure! 😂 KITT 2000 in the post!😂

You make crappy products so interesting. Thanks bud

No way, I got one and I never got stopped doing nearly 200mph down the M1, seriously, you should try it and see! 🤣

@stepheneyles2198

6 ай бұрын

Wait until the fines drop through your letterbox - they don't stop fast drivers nowadays as it's too dangerous! 😊

@phonotical

6 ай бұрын

@@stepheneyles2198 (I joke!)

@johnmccallum8512

6 ай бұрын

200mph on the M1 now I know you are pulling our leg

@phonotical

6 ай бұрын

@@johnmccallum8512 😉😉

@katrinabryce

6 ай бұрын

@@johnmccallum8512 Indeed. A74(M) you could do 200mph easily, and get caught by the all the camera vans on the bridges en-route; but not the M1.

There is something deeply charming about a scam that targets people who want to commit crimes.

@KrotowX

6 ай бұрын

It works as stupid person detector for sure.

@TheLongDon

5 ай бұрын

It's not a crime to speed

That's very sophisticated blinking light in neat package ... 7 Ł ... well that's costly IMHO. Thank You for review, have a nice day mate !

ive got a full IR dazzler and Band X Y Z N LMNOP Radar jammer suite i put into my own vehicle, a SMARTEQ42 in stealth red

Funniest thing (in countries where they're illegal) is that when the police officer gets an error message off only your car they'll probably pull you over to check why.

I'd rather get the speeding ticket than face federal fines for the FCC catching me with a device that actually does what these claim.

color me not surprised...Ive been waiting on the edge of my seat for Clive to publish this. I often wonder how many millions they have made on this. Facebook is peppered with these ads

😂 A bit heavy handed on the entry... well done!

I dont think that battery would live very long on a hot car dash.

@psirvent8

6 ай бұрын

Let's hope it wouldn't start a fire.

@LarixusSnydes

6 ай бұрын

​@@psirvent8 To be fair, a sufficient blaze will de-ice your car.

The amount of purest Chinesium this must contain to make it that crap must be phenomenal...

I remember these were sold back in the 1990's as a "Dash-board Car Alarm Simulator". They didn't sell very many of them, so someone bought a whole warehouse of them at a property auction. All of these old, worthless products seem to come back to the market, with new B.S. claims and packaging, but still the same garbage nobody wanted 20 years ago.

Here's one for al gore's rhythm. Thanks for what you do, seriously, it's extremely eye opening.

I'd suggest that the idiots that would feel they need these because of their driving behaviour probably deserve to be charged the full price for them...and also full price for all the fines they're going to amass.

@MattyEngland

6 ай бұрын

Hurry up boomer, I'm late for work 😉

@bigoldgrizzly

6 ай бұрын

I reckon local authorities are clubbing together with old bill to sell these in the hope of increased speeding tickets

@Hawk7886

6 ай бұрын

Speed traps are all about revenue generation

It has a magnetron in there? Might get one to do some cooking while avoiding those cameras

@phils4634

6 ай бұрын

The added marvel of ultra-compact yet high power HV supplies, from a tiny battery no less.

@olsmokey

6 ай бұрын

Could have been a PIN diode. But it's not.

It is so cold here in Canada, that I can't find my spudger either.

Re: looking for spudger----there is nothing that compares to a familiar tool in a familiar hand. Cheers! senior from Canada

Everyone knows the eyes can only see 24fps, so all you need to do is drive at a speed out of sync of 24fps and you'll be invisible to anyone watching the speed cameras

I find an angle grinder far more effective 👍

@tinygriffy

6 ай бұрын

.. to cloak your car ?

Amazing speed camera stealth jammer

LED 2 is only populated if you buy the "Pro" version, that is double as good as the ordinary one to the triple price! What on earth is "Invasive Illegal Parking Sensor"? Never heard of it before now. 🙂

These days, I’m surprised when a Chinese product isn’t junk. I just bought a Chinese foaming soap dispenser expecting likely disappointment, but t is surprisingly nice with capacitive touch controls for adjusting the foam amount, rechargeable lithium battery and a neat capacitive probe which causes an LED to blink when the soap reservoir is low. The quality of the materials is first class too. Someone must have slipped up and allowed a decent product to be exported.

@bigclivedotcom

6 ай бұрын

I use a foam dispenser here. They're great.

I used to have a real radar jammer. It had two sensor/emitters that you mounted around the same height as the number plate, and an internal control box that had a sounder and LED. On many occasions it went off when I was approaching a man at the side of the road with a hair-dryer. A couple of times I saw them looking quizzically at the display, which apparently says 'error' when jammed. I'm sure it saved me a few times!

@DanakarEndeel

6 ай бұрын

Oh, and they didn't call in for pursuit? Over here if you had an active jammer installed you would have a police car behind you in mere minutes due to them being very illegal over here. Guess you got lucky and just had a lone dude with a hairdryer and no colleague in a car further down the road. 🙂

@andylinton2798

6 ай бұрын

@@DanakarEndeel they wouldn’t have known it had been jammed; just that the gun returned ‘error’ which happens for a number of reasons.

@DanakarEndeel

6 ай бұрын

@@andylinton2798 Oh, I see. Lucky. Over here the cops are so paranoid (and/or need to meet their quotas) they will immediately pull you over to check for any jammers just so they can write a ticket (and confiscate your car to rip your stuff out if they find something).

Thank you, you have made the world a better place by documenting a piece of e-garbage and taking it out of circulation.

You could gift the boss and annoying friends with one. Sounds good to me. Thanks and keep working.

Sometimes I can't shake the feeling that offices and authorities formally commission such devices when they need money and the poor idiots who buy these devices and lull themselves into a false sense of security then grin and drive into the speed traps and get cashed in. 🤨

@ngrader

6 ай бұрын

You give the authorities too much credit.

@Chilipontiff

6 ай бұрын

@@ngraderGovernments, yes. The people who make the speed cameras, I won’t put it past them

These devices actually transmit a 666THz or a 461Thz jamming signal. Yes, the blue one is evil...

These provide a vital road safety function. They assist in getting dangerous drivers who want to speed off the roads by getting them sent a nice set of points for their driving licence.

It’s amazing how much money people will spend to try to drive recklessly without getting a citation. It’s also amazing that a large number of people think that the worst consequence of driving recklessly is that they’ll get a citation.

@FuncleChuck

6 ай бұрын

In my worthless opinion, the presence of this device should indicate the driver intended to be reckless and is negligent - any damage or casualties they cause should be considered premeditated.

I wonder who is behind the manufacturer and sale of these. It probably is just regular scammers but it strikes me that the operators of those cameras stand to benifit even more by watering down the sale of countermeasures with fakes like this.

@OffGridInvestor

6 ай бұрын

It's just chinese ebay scammers. I have seen them selling seeds for flowers that are OBVIOUSLY photoshopped

@samuelfellows6923

6 ай бұрын

A Chineseum crap factory finding other ways to sell its “polished turds” with snake oil

@samuelfellows6923

6 ай бұрын

A Chineseum crap factory finding other ways to sell its polished turds with snake oil 😠

@Tim_Small

6 ай бұрын

Wool. Conspiracy! Nah, it's just scammers - at least in this case they're just preying on other antisocial gits.

@samuelfellows6923

6 ай бұрын

A Chineseum crap factory finding other ways to sell its “polished turds” with snake oil 😠

Sounds like a product that Elon named..

That looked like screwdriver stuck to palm moment😂

I like that it's ripping off the kind of people that usually buy these. I'm now thinking of buying a cheap one as a fake alarm flasher for in a window of my flat.

As a radar jammer it's utterly useless, but it's quite a nice and cheap dusk sensor that you could repurpose for other projects. Radar jammers are exceedingly illegal, but LIDAR jammers exist and are legal in some places. They work quite well if you're willing to pay the high price for one.

@LeifNelandDk

6 ай бұрын

Use a Lidar jammer, and the Teslas can't see you.

@amentco8445

6 ай бұрын

​@@LeifNelandDksounds like a double bonus.

Maybe worth it for the parts you can rip out. 😂

@tinygriffy

6 ай бұрын

If you find it in the bin sure, maybe.. But if you buy it.. come on.. don't be a fool ! Usually they are put together from the worst junk they had laying on the shelf knowing very well that they last only a couple weeks.

Good show!

Hey, you sound pretty good as an announcer!

The problem isn’t people being fooled into racking up tons of fines, it is that they want to get away with speeding and putting lives in danger.

They should advertise this in the back of comic books.

Mr. BigClive, first wanted to say I've been a long time fan, watch all your videos (typically from my Xbox) and enjoy the variety of videos. Recently tho, I've been having issues (I have reported it to KZread - good luck on that). Your videos (new ones only) don't play on my console, it simply goes to a blank screen and does nothing. Old videos work fine, and shorts seem to work fine. It's VERY bizarre. Your channel is not the only one, there are odd channels where the problem exists pileofstuff is another one I can remember. Have you in past month (maybe early Dec) started encoding different? or KZread? Happened after a KZread App update in December. Who knows maybe I'm the only one lol? Any way "One Moment... please" keep pushing them out.👍👍

@bigclivedotcom

6 ай бұрын

No changes. And the videos are uploaded using the KZread app. They do keep changing things though.

Note that static cameras either use induction loops in the road or ANPR, neither of which are jammable. (You could possibly use high intensity LEDs to obscure images of your numberplate) It’s generally better not to break the law in the first place.

@PaulG.x

6 ай бұрын

Depends on which country you are in. New Zealand static cameras are nearly all microwave units with a few point to point ones about to be introduced

@testpilotian3188

6 ай бұрын

Something somebody I knew once did was put an ultra bright UV LED strip around his number plate, he drove like a wanker and swore he never got speeding tickets, but who knows…

@LeePorte

6 ай бұрын

​@@testpilotian3188 wouldn't have had any effect on the film Gatsos, as they used Ilford HP5 in 120 format which has no significant UV sensitivity as anything below 400nm not captured.

@tin2001

6 ай бұрын

Victoria, Australia used to use a pair of induction loops spaced a certain distance apart to measure speed for speed cameras.... Until they started getting complaints about ridiculous speeding fines. An old lady with an old car was accused of doing speeds the car couldn't even get close to even when tested on a race track. Government bus drivers kept getting fines while driving in slow moving morning traffic. Eventually they had to admit the system was flawed in its design, had to return millions in fines, and all the cameras had to be replaced with radar based sensors.

@Hawk7886

6 ай бұрын

​@@tin2001the same thing happened with red light cameras when it was discovered cities were artificially shortening yellow light times to boost camera hits. Total scam.