Speech: why you MUST take on a werewolf in a butcher's shop.

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A comedy 30 second meaningful reflection speech, explaining why a butchers is a good high street (or main street if US) retail location, shop or store in which to fight a werewolf. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators...
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Пікірлер: 34

  • @GldnClaw
    @GldnClaw3 ай бұрын

    I'm not sure how I got here, but I deem this channel worth watching and the game worth acquiring whenever it comes out.

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Your wisdom is glorious! We're not sure how we got here either. The game is available as a free print out on www.aristorators.com. The game will come out for physical purchase if we ever hit 100,000 subscribers.

  • @kirbking8074

    @kirbking8074

    2 ай бұрын

    I agree.

  • @kalka1l

    @kalka1l

    2 ай бұрын

    I too am unaware of why the algo brought me here but I am gladdened of it.

  • @alextelzrow7136
    @alextelzrow71369 күн бұрын

    Plus, if you're able to hide, the werewolf might decide to just eat as much meat as he can, and then will be too tired or bloated to be able to fight properly after

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    9 күн бұрын

    An excellent point! That'll work even better in a butchers where they pad out the sausages with carby stuff like oats. Although there's a need to clarify how much research one is permitted into specific butchers.

  • @BlumpkinSpiceLatte
    @BlumpkinSpiceLatte3 ай бұрын

    You're not you when you're hungry 😂

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Exactly! It's like fighting a teenager in a snickers factory. It only makes sense.

  • @whocares427
    @whocares4273 ай бұрын

    Honestly really smart. 👏

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Thank you for taking the time to watch and make such a lovely comment! When we're such a tiny channel, every comment, watch and like encourages us to continue producing.

  • @theeleventhdoctor2043
    @theeleventhdoctor20433 ай бұрын

    Bro you deserve more subscribers this is amazing

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Thank you good doctor for taking the time to say so! Alas, the KZread algorithm deems us worthy of only so many impressions. Comments like yours therefore bring us comfort and the will to continue. You can know that you've already started the weekend by making somebody's day better. Bravo to you, and thanks again!

  • @brycejohansen7114
    @brycejohansen71143 ай бұрын

    It's probably the most ideal store to choose from, a Hardware store might be the second most ideal place with axes and chainsaws... Antique shop if they had old swords, silver objects etc but that's a big if.

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Thank you for these learned insights! An antiques store is an interesting angle. The question is how quickly you could identify the potential weapons. Prep time might change the venue benefit.

  • @brycejohansen7114

    @brycejohansen7114

    3 ай бұрын

    @@aristorators It really is a roll of the dice, if you find nothing but dusty books and clothes then you're basically screwed.

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Exactly! Or a globe or maybe like an old shaving mirror.

  • @Ocean_Man

    @Ocean_Man

    3 ай бұрын

    @@aristorators An old mirror might be silver

  • @johnd2058

    @johnd2058

    3 ай бұрын

    Hardware store would have to have fuel for those chainsaws, of course.

  • @cartoonraccoon2078
    @cartoonraccoon207821 күн бұрын

    "Payin a premium for qual ah ee"! indeed.

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    19 күн бұрын

    Am important question when selecting a butcher!

  • @HealthyMaxwellRoth
    @HealthyMaxwellRoth3 ай бұрын

    Many thanks to the algorithm this time

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Many thanks to YOU for taking the time to watch and comment. You are precious to us!

  • @jameszoeller1517
    @jameszoeller15174 күн бұрын

    Counter: Werewolves aren't scavengers in any depictions and are in fact decidedly predatory favouring fresh human flesh. Secondly, Silver is commonly understood to be the only metal that can meaningfully harm a werewolf and you'd never find a speck of it in a butcher shop.

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    4 күн бұрын

    Thank you for taking the time to bring these learned insights! We'd welcome scientific papers into what proportion of werewolves eat human flesh, versus merely killing humans and then eating sheep or similar livestock. We also are not clear on whether butchers contain silver. Perhaps in the more expensive butchers that also sell honey and fancy tourist teaspoons.

  • @jameszoeller1517

    @jameszoeller1517

    3 күн бұрын

    @@aristorators Silver or no, I wouldn’t fight a werewolf with a tea spoon.

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 күн бұрын

    Wise. If you must, maybe go for the eyes.

  • @gilangignasraharjo6138
    @gilangignasraharjo61383 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    We agree, and we thank you for your comment! Strings = facts. Apron = facts. Chorizo = facts.

  • @SirDracnix
    @SirDracnix3 ай бұрын

    huge marketing ! and the game looks fun

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    Thank you for taking the time to watch and comment! We like to think of this content as promoting the general idea of having meaningful debates over meaningless questions, rather than a being "pure" marketing. Having said that, we do commend the game highly! We are delighted with the feedback we've had. We think that we still need to tweak the way that we present the rules a little. We also need MUCH more honorable members before we can even think of launching the game as a finished product. So please do give it a go and send us feedback. Or alternatively, just enjoy more of our videos and comment with any insights you may have!

  • @SirDracnix

    @SirDracnix

    3 ай бұрын

    @@aristorators I think "marketing" is not necessary evil and this is rightfully a great example of good marketing, I love it. I love the concept however, is it an online party game, a card based party game ? Try to be more precise as it will determine if testing it is worth the shot for a lot of people. Anyway, keep up the good work !

  • @aristorators

    @aristorators

    3 ай бұрын

    @SirDracnix fair, and thank you for the compliment, the advice, and the clarification! The game and element is currently a free version that at present people can download, and print and play. We'll review the website and check whether that's clear. In terms of more clarity in the videos - we'll take your feedback on board. At the moment we're focusing on just producing videos that reach and create joy for a wide audience (rather than getting people to play the game), noting that we agree with your point that we can improve how to make the full suite clear to all. Please bear with us as we continue to evolve! (And like, share, subscribe, comment etc etc)

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