Poor Jeb, he never asked for much. All he wanted was an awesome jetpack capable of escaping Eve's atmosphere.

@CharlesBrannonGSO

10 жыл бұрын

Actually that was Bill. He was on the left.

@Kuzi19

10 жыл бұрын

How do you know?

@Kuzi19

10 жыл бұрын

Seems Legit...

@buddatobi

10 жыл бұрын

Charles Brannon how do you know it was bill

@leonardoreis7580

10 жыл бұрын

CodeFantastic it's because Jeb never loses his smile

Could you imagine if they added the Kerbal's noises in game. Even have it be accurate so they could scream when the rocket stalls

@danieljalderson

9 жыл бұрын

Go look up xactar

@Inversion10080

3 жыл бұрын

Well, their sounds can be heard in the Astronaut Training Facility.

@2ne582

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Alderson what’s xacter

@guxsus13

3 жыл бұрын

@@2ne582 a KSP youtuber (i think, google says so)

@PL73

3 жыл бұрын

chatterer

The martian in a nutshell.

@seafarmersun

8 жыл бұрын

Haha omg

@eaglede7802

8 жыл бұрын

Only eat a crumb every day

@mrid191

7 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud enough for my neighbors to get scared

@nathanhidajat8997

5 жыл бұрын

Or, the Eveian in a nutshell.

@HeidenLam

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

I wonder how much science went into that cake. Cause it's withstanding extreme pressure and temperatures, but then that does sound like the Kerbals, to engineer a cake to do just that.

@benjamind.4790

8 жыл бұрын

+ltflak Isn't Eve only 200 Fahrenheit?

@Edax_Royeaux

8 жыл бұрын

+Nate Seahayes More like 312 degrees Fahrenheit.

@benjamind.4790

8 жыл бұрын

ltflak Either way, that's about what you bake a cake in, it would probably last 10-20 minutes, not including the pressure.

@Edax_Royeaux

8 жыл бұрын

Nate Seahayes Your point?

@benjamind.4790

8 жыл бұрын

ltflak It wouldn't instantly melt like you said.

They were playing cards on a rock, collision meshes on objects confirmed

@IstasPumaNevada

10 жыл бұрын

Half the video was a daydream. The package brought life-giving cake. It's the 3rd anniversary. Half-Life 3 confirmed. In KSP. Somehow.

@CommandLineVulpine

10 жыл бұрын

IstasPumaNevada I agree, but hasn't HL3 actually been confirmed now? Is the HL3 confirmed meme still applicable?

@ottodude555

10 жыл бұрын

Lance Elliott Yes.

@MinersLikeJS

10 жыл бұрын

Bug report... Kerbals playing cards unintentionally

@finmueller7827

5 жыл бұрын

Little did this commenter realize, this was about to come true

Need to get off Eve? Call Scott Manley. He's your guy.

@wasmic5z

10 жыл бұрын

How much weight has he gotten off of Eve? I saw someone who build a rocket, put some rover wheels on it, drove it around on Eve, decoupled the wheels, and got three kerbals into orbit. I haven't seen scott do that.

@0koppie0

10 жыл бұрын

wasmic5z that was Scott. Eve or bust, Ep.13

@wasmic5z

10 жыл бұрын

Magma Nope. The video that I saw got 3 kerbals off of Eve, without using command chairs. The kerbals had a pod to sit in, and that guy clearly got more mass off of Eve than scott.

@soulsand1384

6 жыл бұрын

need to get off eve WHITOUT ENGINES hyperedit is what you need get 2 hyperedit modules and get another one for double prize! ps: to extend the guaranty to 5 minutes you have to pay a separate fee of 45646543377655 dollars and to get instructions pay 6 dollars for the instruction sheet thingy(wich will arive 4 years later) call now at 989-666-0895 but wait 989-666-0895 666!! don't turst hyperedit

@rizfriolanita8149

5 жыл бұрын

Call ssto or blunderbirds

If you compare to newb's perspective: "Purple planet... jet pack to space, that looks cools, what the big deal?" And the experts perspective: "Jetpack off Eve, that impossible! Scott Manley be dammed!" and the joke gets funnier!

@dylanabbott2330

10 жыл бұрын

Haha, that's his next optimistic venture!

@shaunmadison7190

10 жыл бұрын

Bah, jumping off that command pod would have killed him on eve.

@arthuuu_

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes, not bad

1:02 Looks like they learned after last time they tried to take their helmets off. The fact that he actually reached for his helmet for a moment there is hilarious.

@Rofusu0001

Жыл бұрын

I think he was saying that we can’t eat the cake because of the helmets

I hope to see stranded kerbals start settlements or play cards with each other while stranded in future updates

@yarknark

2 жыл бұрын

just imagine seeing jeb and bob with a beard playing go fish on a random rock on eeloo for 17 years

@grady631

Жыл бұрын

You should let them do stuff without controlling them bsded on their stupidity and they can like play cards and talk to each other or do stuff but if they are stupid enough they just kinda walk around a little randomly

"THAT'S IT?!" "Unfortunately, Yes." "We're Dead..." *faints*

@SteelFyire

10 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, it's probably be at least another year before SQUAD implements life support, so the orange suits should be fine until KSP gets Scott Kermanely to design a rescue mission.

@jasonweerawardena9092

10 жыл бұрын

I think he said "how are we supposed to eat it?" "I dont know" *sigh then faints*

@user-ik7bl4yg2t

10 жыл бұрын

SteelFyire Squad actually plans to NOT have life support because Quote: "it wouldn't be fun to have to worry and that through the mission"

@grooviliciouss

10 жыл бұрын

You can actually translate that, just read the words in spanish backwards.

@jebdia

7 жыл бұрын

Jeb: * dreams about escaping Eve* Bob: *waves at Jeb to wake him up* Jeb: so... is the prize here? Bob: well, go see... 😶 Jeb: YA... wait, this is it? Bob: unfortunately, yes. it's just a cake. Jeb: WHAT--- *faints*

Damn, I was hoping for those jetpack.

@shadeyjayoX

10 жыл бұрын

A way off of Eve? I knew better than to think it could be real.

@LexieAssassin

10 жыл бұрын

You know, you can build jetpacks like that for your Kerbals w/ the command seats.

@StatikDynamikDubstep

10 жыл бұрын

They're fun to play around with, but getting off eve with one would be tricky. I wonder if Scott Manley could do it.

@TheFishCostume

10 жыл бұрын

StatikDynamikDubstep He has.

@umloucobr4980

2 жыл бұрын

No.

SUPER-JETPACKS CONFIRMED.

0:30 [insert Legend of Zelda chest opening sound here]

@alt8791

4 жыл бұрын

dadada DADADA DAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

@pz2233

4 жыл бұрын

@@alt8791 yes :D

Jeb is a dreamer

@nicholaslastname

10 жыл бұрын

Previo Iman Prakasa Daydream believer ...watch?v=mJMyXxiBR1Q

@testing1567

10 жыл бұрын

It's not Jeb. He wears an orange space suit.

I think they are cute but, I feel bad for killing them always

@weldonwin

9 жыл бұрын

Thats why all my space planes have an ejection system

@soapegg

9 жыл бұрын

weldonwin Thats why i made a new game when Jebediah died

@weldonwin

9 жыл бұрын

EZIC Name I prefer to just save my crews and not have them die in the first place

@sonicproductions1467

9 жыл бұрын

EZIC Name have you got like 1337 saves?

@soapegg

9 жыл бұрын

SonicProductions More like 666.666.666 saves. *DAMNIT LAG, YOU ALLWAYS MAKE ME MESS UP, YOU ASS KRAKEN TOO,*

Now try to light the candle...bwahaha...

@Sayoko-Von-Silve

10 жыл бұрын

And suddenly the finale of battlefield earth flashes in my mind... Though I am doubtful that is what you intended. (IE: Boom.)

@Sayoko-Von-Silve

10 жыл бұрын

Oh Dear God, This is three months old.. Woops.

@Privyet677

9 жыл бұрын

Silenvo HA, I ALSO READ THAT BOOK! YES!

@Sayoko-Von-Silve

9 жыл бұрын

Privyet677 . . . Uh, Woah. Lol I can't sunder the fog of what I was referring to exactly, though my best guess is the _movie_ not... _The book?_ Oh my.

@Privyet677

9 жыл бұрын

Oh yea, the movie, I haven't seen it although I'm under the impression that it isn't to be talked about.

The cake is a lie.

@Herbertti3

10 жыл бұрын

Everything is Lie

@MegaSqueakymouse

10 жыл бұрын

Herbertti3 That is a lie.

@EliteShadowLeo

10 жыл бұрын

My whole life is a lie.

@shropshirec

10 жыл бұрын

EliteShadowLeo The crash is a lie. Every lie is a lie.

@OneEyedShark

10 жыл бұрын

shropshirec but if it a lie that every lie is a lie is the lie then a lie?

Cakes confirmed for 0.23, my dreams are all coming true

@duh420duh

10 жыл бұрын

***** the cake is a lie! the cake is a lie! the cake is a lie! the cake is a lie! the cake is a lie!

@MaxFoeGamer

10 жыл бұрын

this was a triumph.

@grandunification6226

2 жыл бұрын

Sooooooooo, how do you feel now! Nostalgic? Nice!!!

@scaprod558

2 жыл бұрын

@@grandunification6226 Very.

Best game ever

There is no escape from Eve. Only cake.

Kerbals that are not stupid enough to take off their helmets in a vacuum to eat cake?! What is this sorcery!?

@leandrogabriel247

10 жыл бұрын

I thought Eve's atmosphere was 5 atm...

@jaredlwg7133

10 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter, eve is not a vacuum, it has a thick atmosphere... dont know if it is poisonous...

@GryfenderBattelfield

10 жыл бұрын

they are on eve bro

@JonWaterfall

10 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, Eve, totally been there **cough**, yes.

@JoeWuhPuh

10 жыл бұрын

they are on the moon to get a wrench out of their helmets if you have seen that video

We need the Kard game the kerbals were playing!

Val: "That's why I never wanted to go to Eve, guys. THAT!" Jeb: "No problem. Let's fix the lander and get outta here." Bill: "About that... even if the craft was intact, we don't have enough delta-V to make it to Eve's orbit. So, uh... sorry, guys. We're screwed." Bob: "At least the antenna's working and we're photosynthetic, so we can wait until AFTER the next transfer window to get help."

@CyberR_E

Жыл бұрын

Photosynthetic??

Happy 3rd birthday KSP! Long live Squad! :) May you soon one day find a way around part count lag! And being able to do neat little stuff like taking your helmet off in a breathable atmosphere, or transferring your kerbal from one hitch hiker container to the adjacent one with out EVA and with out mods. Also a prop engine would be cool! :D Thank you for experience! :)

@wasmic5z

10 жыл бұрын

That was a very poorly disguised wishlist.

@vaos3712

10 жыл бұрын

Lol shhh not so loud :P

@intrepidxprodigy91

10 жыл бұрын

***** *can't, *because, *damn, *college. Are you sure you go to college?

@OmegaEGGY

10 жыл бұрын

What about better aerodynamics model?

Kittens! Oh, it's just cake...

@wilfredgrasse3542

10 жыл бұрын

I guess you like kittens.

Would have loved to see them try to eat it. :D

@alexgshirreff

10 жыл бұрын

They would probably just shove it against there helmets

@generic_oneviii9605

6 жыл бұрын

Well, the kerbal that passed out squished it, so...

@fixegg463

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexgshirreff Ага конечно

The irony is that i am making plans to send kerbals to eve so this might be the end result XD

You should put KSP musics on itune !

@guard13007

10 жыл бұрын

Most of the tracks are royalty-free from Kervin Macleod incompetech.com/ Those that aren't (which I think is literally only the SPH/VAB music (the original, I think it was changed some several versions ago when they added the rest of the music?) and the theme) they probably just want to keep for now.

I really wish that Squad would make animated series of Kerbals' adventures!

I've heard that .23 has steerable landing gear for aircraft taxiing, which is something i've been wanting ever since .18 or so. Many thanks.

I love these videos, they're so well made! They give the kerbals so much character

These videos are a-ma-zing!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Anniversary KSP

I love all the ksp cinematics :) I want more! they are so good!

I want that Kerbal-Card Game :D

@Clem2TheClemening

10 жыл бұрын

Yes. Have Kerbals do something other than stand around breathing while you abandon them on Eve, like have them play cards. Or Kerbopoly. Fun fact: Kerbopoly games last 9 magnitudes longer than Monopoly games, and was designed for space travel. One of the main prizes for the national Kerbopoly tournament is to become a Kerbalnaut, which is how Bill Kerman got in.

I hope they dont try to eat the cake...

@Jofoyo

10 жыл бұрын

Maybe, what if the Kerbals found a new heat resistant frosting?

@Jofoyo

10 жыл бұрын

You mean "Kerbals dont even need food." cause "Also Kerbal not even need any food." is improper grammar. Kerbals might eat food for the taste, but not for survival. Have you ever thought of that?

@hbaggg

10 жыл бұрын

Turtle Sandwich So pretty much like eating potato chips? Also, If they DID try to eat the cake, Preeeeeeety sure they'd either explode or thier eyes would be torn from their sockets and their lungs from their chest. (Hehe, I know about space physics.)

@ruediix

10 жыл бұрын

***** Kerbals still like snacks, it's mentioned elsewhere in the game.

@ruediix

10 жыл бұрын

Skaterboybob Actually, they would implode, eve has a high pressure atmosphere. Not to mention that the atmosphere of Eve is non-breathable, and probably toxic. (Purple haze with no breathable oxygen? You can't tell me that's breathable to any oxygen loving species.)

Such a shame current squad doesnt upload these type videos. Really would enjoy it if they started doing this again.

What an awesome birthday present KerbalKon streaming!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL YEAR! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

someone should come up with the kerbal language :3

@19858717

10 жыл бұрын

Engrish?

@danielalapada3922

10 жыл бұрын

We came up with one forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/60317-IKLC-International-Kerbin-Language-Comittee-Reviving-Kavarican-and-Krimmiel

@DillaryTrumpton

10 жыл бұрын

It's just a backwards recording of someone talking or w/e. lol

@aerolfosdragonguy1312

10 жыл бұрын

There is the Kerwegian language (Norwegian backwards) I invented those guys myself :P

@Alex-mb9tk

10 жыл бұрын

There is... it's the devs talking in Spanish, then using an audio program to raise the pitch and reverse it.

It's been a while since I laughed this loud! :D nice one!

Giant EVApacks, Coming when 0.23 update is out

I can't tell if that jetpack thing is actually going to be a new feature or if Squad is just trolling us.

That is the most OP jetpack I've ever seen... Where to buy?

The Cake is NOT a Lie!!!

@laughing747

4 жыл бұрын

The jetpack is.

I get so sad watching these sometimes. Comic relief is one thing, but the Kerbals are so dedicated to going to space and... I want to give them a hug and send a rescue mission! Or something! Gah!

Universe: nothing is impossible. Jeb: I want a jetpack capable of getting me of eve. Universe: one thing is impossible

Congrats KSP! Thanks for three years of an excellent game keep up the good work and updates (which I hope there will be more, and one with snow for Christmas! And maybe a Santa kerbal?) but anyway... Thank you again for a great game and keep up the good work!!

Please Squad make more of those videos they are genius!

Can't wait to show this videos to my daughter...she's gonna love them all

Concratulations with three years with ksp! THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!

Most amazing thing:KSP loaded and played menu music at 0:52

Poor nerd cubed kerbals

@berkehan4808

8 жыл бұрын

+mati200299 poor austriaball

Awesome! These Kerbals deserve their own movie.

I can only really appreciate this after I played KSP

CMON YOU LAZY PANTS! GET INTO THE GAME! THOSE CAKES WONT DELIVER THEMSELVES!

Now I know what is like to be a kerbal.

Happy 3 year anniversary

Good thing it wasn't a jet pack. Danny would have had a field day destroying Kerbin or the universe with that thing.

@CaptainHeadcrab

10 жыл бұрын

Just a usual day with Danny...?

@racer927

10 жыл бұрын

It's not a Kerbal Space Program update without Danny finding something to completely break the game with.

@MinersLikeJS

10 жыл бұрын

EVAAaAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaAAAA

Epic music! Great vid once again!

This is going to be great!

The Kerbal videos make me laugh so much

Kerbal space program 3th anniversary. 3周年、早いものですね。 今後に期待しています。

The cake was a lie

How cute those kerbals

I love how they put FREAKING MAINSAILS on their station. The only thing more kerbal would be to predict the future and put kerbodynes on it

Finnaly a ksp convention!

Best one yet!

when you realize that the door is stuck, there`s no way for them to remove their helmets (safely)

Add the backpack now

@Totallynotkyubey

10 жыл бұрын

Upgradable EVApacks using science!

@ItsVamp

10 жыл бұрын

YEAH!

this is the only kerbal space video that hasn't been striked with coppa

Kerbal 1: What is this atmosphere made of again? Kerbal 2: 40% Nitrogen, 17% Carbon Dioxide, 10% [[DATA EXPUNGED]], 5% lead, 3% Mercury, and 25% "Unknown gasses that cause our lungs to explode." Kerbal 1: So why did they send the birthday cake? We can't take our helmets off. Kerbal 3: OH BOY CAKE! :D *Twists helmet*

KSP is love, KSP is life.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

this was uploaded on my birthday BEST GIFT EVER!

After that Video Im curious if the release of the patch will be the same day or one day later..or earlier..tomorrow!? :-) gnaaarrrr...I need that performance patch^^ I hope I not miss the live-stream again...

I love that when they talk it doesn't sounds like they are talking through a radio but more like if their nose was blocked XD

I know Squad are busy people, but semi-regular animated shorts would be awesome.

Thinking about it, that supply box could be parts to assemble a rocket in 1.11

Pretty funny guys! Totally missed this one too. When I saw them flying with a jetpack in the air, I was like, oh well it's Kerbal afterall. But then, nope, just Chuck Testa.

I can't wait!

"yeah, we can't afford to send a rescue mission yet, but we can send you a cake to pass the time"

I thought that this was a jetpack part hint, but its just kerbalcon. AND CAKE, LOVELY CAKE!

There can't be cake in space. With no gravity, it would've been dismembered in the box.

This is a really good idea.

Don't worry guys! SSTO engines are only a few updates away!

EVERY ONE CALM THE FOCK DOWN!, its just a cake

Fun fact, more than 10 kerbals are on Eve in my save because I'm terminally stupid and keep running out of fuel, failing to escape.

Godammit Squad, for a second I thought you were going to add Jetpacks...

This actually looks like my first ever landing on Eve. Same capsule and what not.

i with that you could refile your jet pack rather then having to sent a new kerbal up

@theru4091

10 жыл бұрын

wish

Love this game :)

Having a rideable super-jetpack like taht in future would be awesome

i LV how at the end jebs like yaaay. we cant eat that can we? and bob just like nup. (meanwhile bill taking his helmet off to taste it)

Eve - Still one of the hardest places to visit in KSP

they're still there

wait, wait, wait. you send a mission all the way to eve, but not a rescue one, just cake? seems legit XD

@raptor8265

8 жыл бұрын

***** more likely than not just hop into the command pod thats out of oxygen XD

@ovsgaming6063

8 жыл бұрын

Kernel logic

@raptor8265

8 жыл бұрын

***** very legit

@moinakmitra1994

8 жыл бұрын

+A Really Weird Velociraptor Getting to eve is not the problem getting a lander with 12.5 k delta v to spare now that is something i have yet to attempt .... sticking to probe landings until i figure this problem out

that jetpack definetly got cursed by the VAL controller from the Breaking Ground DLC

maybe this was a teaser as well as a 3rd anniversary vid. the might be showing us what we have to look foreword to in a future update. ^^

That is the Kerbalkon 3 😢