Got a goat with my spear. Most people were happy, but my neighbor was all, "what are you doing" " get out of my barn".

@jamesconway142

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh

@darianromero3532

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@noahalwayscappin6519

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DontStopBrent

3 жыл бұрын

You made me more than lol. Great “wake up” joke.

@dobby460

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

What else is better then being quarantined watching a 36 minute slockFest from Tim wells ?

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

JB did you wash your hands this am?

@jessewirgau8860

4 жыл бұрын

absolutely nothing

@JB-um8gn

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Wells Bow Hunter I’m gonna have to after all the blood in this video 😱

@1950harleycharley

4 жыл бұрын

@Hunter fishman And you are a little weenie...that goat wasn't suffering one iota you lughead.

@stfuplsok

4 жыл бұрын

@@JB-um8gn *than

I have never in my life heard a better sponsorship shoutout

@thedropshotmaster8759

4 жыл бұрын

100% amazing I love it 😂😂😂

@michaeldoyle8898

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo I was thinking that

@musicchaos7342

3 жыл бұрын

So many shoutouts but it explains what they are used for very well. 10/10 best shoutouts lol

@doyledotson9748

3 жыл бұрын

Correct up until that tiny ford comment. Lol just yanking chain's.

@BarryAdams777

3 жыл бұрын

Which sponsorship shoutout was that? I must’ve missed it....

Tim: hunting two bucks Also Tim: I once had a crush on a girl named hope

@salimkacimi4921

4 жыл бұрын

There was no hope of him being with her.

@Tomos_J-J

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, about that... he speared her...

@decone4839

4 жыл бұрын

That was certainly a lost hope

"Tim has outlived the average caveman despite spearing animals" absolutely killed me

@what-js5wv

2 жыл бұрын

you don’t need quotes if you’re not quoting it

@CalGcastglassnz

2 жыл бұрын

@@what-js5wv is it acceptable to throw up the single 'bunny rabbit' in cases like Ethans and come to think of it. This one also...

@zextac6014

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@richardbadish6990

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure, it said despite spearing himself..

@HardRockMiner

7 ай бұрын

Himself* Not "animals."

Man, that's why caveman invented archery, it's damn hard to hunt with a spear. Also, i didn't knew blowguns were so effective!

@jakeburg6748

4 жыл бұрын

Javier Chiappa there only effective if you can hit vitals. Other wise you might as well throw your shoes at the animal and hope it works.

@sushipaolo

4 жыл бұрын

jake burg or use poisoned darts. Many tribes do that because they know sometimes you just won’t hit the vitals

@Faolitama

4 жыл бұрын

@@sushipaolo unless you're Tim Wells.

@Brian122091

4 жыл бұрын

He has a cideo in his stock pile of a black bear he took with a blow gun. They're extremely effective. Told the wife I'm getting one because I want to take a whitetail with it.

@caydendavison3568

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Clark I would recommend a cold steel blowgun they have big broad heads and a nice long barrel I’ve killed a couple of Robbins and some squirrels with mine

Amazingly beautiful countryside. I used to be anti hunting but you have changed my mind. Thank you Tim. You're awesome

@user-qo3yy9nv1u

Жыл бұрын

You like to eat though right?

@lifegiveslifeto

7 ай бұрын

@@user-qo3yy9nv1u "Used to be"...

**pauses video so animal doesn't run away** ME:i have saved the day

23:20 that munching had me cracking up!

@albinoblacksheep7826

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah was hoping to check a spear fly down

@michaelrainwater3165

4 жыл бұрын

Me to lol

@muk3110

4 жыл бұрын

He do be munching

Literally the only hunting show I don’t get tired of. Tim I could watch your show all day!

This is so much better watching while high

@Rorya_03

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@LB-np5zv

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@LakeShow2022

3 жыл бұрын

Haha he'll yeaa

@glasgowrangers6915

2 жыл бұрын

🔥

Who else is in the comments looking for angry vegans?

@JefeMann19

4 жыл бұрын

Ong I am😂

@deronricker7039

4 жыл бұрын

fr

@flonitzel331

4 жыл бұрын

I am hahahah

@benjenkins5730

4 жыл бұрын

I’m just here to see if anyone else noticed he peed himself a lil

@Taylensons

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Jenkins yea I know

Next video, Tim Slocks the Corona Virus!!

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

man i sure wish

@heatherdavies4962

4 жыл бұрын

He better

@abbys7972

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@darylmortlock1986

4 жыл бұрын

There is no such word as SLOCK it just sounds stupid

@willymcdinglesbruh3303

4 жыл бұрын

DAZelioni you sound stupid

Glad to have you back, the world's a better place with the slockmaster in it. Just what I needed to lift the spirits. Hope you and the family are good. In fact hope everyone and their family are safe and well in these crazy times.

Thank you Tim 👌 glad I got someone like you, to get me through hard times 🙏🙏🙏👍

Great to see you guys in our homeland , Glad you enjoyed your time here. Cheers for the effort you put into your videos and the places we get to see. There’s no such thing as a bad hunt, just great experiences.

@SkyBrigidRain

Жыл бұрын

I love the honey that can only be made in your country!!!

13:06 Tim shows his excitement of the hunt. 😂😂😂

@lucaskovacevich481

4 жыл бұрын

Jon D lol

Im excited to eat junk food, sit on the couch and watch the slockmaster slock things tonight🤘

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

LOL. get a life you Slock Junkie

That spear throw edit at the beginning was absolutely phenomenal.

18:57 What you came for.. Spear throw

@calebchaika6207

4 жыл бұрын

And an ass crack 😂😂😂

New Zealand a hunters heaven!

@antoniofiammelli1792

4 жыл бұрын

Correct I was there amazing gods country ,,,you can stop of the highway see stream no problem drink pure water plus got 5 big game what a dream

@gizmobalboa2106

4 жыл бұрын

No deadly creatures unlike Australia Beautiful scenery Lovely people Stunning

Always amazed at the lethality of a dart. Awesome hunts congrats to you guys. Safe travels.

This guy is doing farcry primal irl 😂

These videos always exceed my expectations. The visuals are stunning, I love it.

Hunting, tension, interesting knowledge, beautiful shots and humor this video has it all 💯

This is true hunting. Absolutely the pinnacle of what we as apex predators can do.

@jacehendrix3194

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't the the pinnacle of what we can do as predators be without weapons, or the best weapons possible?

suspenders are awesome while hunting.. just sayin'.

@williamtrempe9328

4 жыл бұрын

Or a belt at least lol

@felgate11

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention "Stockings" (& a short skirt)

Nothing personal but I was always taught that ford stood for "found on road, dead".

That bow shot was perfect. When I saw what he was shooting through I said no freakin way. Nice job

@Kev-3006

4 жыл бұрын

Damien Barton The shot was less than perfect. At 10:10 the arrow hit some branches before finding its mark. It doesn’t take much to deflect an arrow. He got lucky. The chance of wounding the animal was too great with that much debris. In my opinion the shot was irresponsible and unsportsmanlike. I’d have passed on that particular shot.

@ElDuderinoh

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kev-3006 oh whatever dude

@isaiasmartinez1288

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kev-3006 he got it didn’t he?

@isaiasmartinez1288

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kev-3006 hunting isn’t about perfection, it’s all about pushing your limits and knowing them. Tim Wells doesn’t run with amateur hunters. His partner knew his limits.

@badm.d

2 жыл бұрын

ITs trash... ass and gut shots are bullshit

18:56 is when he spears the goat thank me later

@seadrawsart

3 жыл бұрын

Incredible

To every one saying how cruel it is that's how you didn't die back in the day people didn't have the luxury of being not cruel you ate or you didn't eat 🤷‍♂️

@wafflelord5530

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys I’m kind of hungry

This what I call extraordinary talent. Tim Wells you're simply the bestest in this game. Watching from Zimbabwe

That moment when New Zealand bans all guns so you’re reduced to using a spear

@hugohepworth5633

3 жыл бұрын

They only banned automatic weapons

@mjoakes

3 жыл бұрын

H u g o H e p w o r t h and gel guns... and all “scary” semi-autos because that one dude slotted some Muslims... etc.

@alanashley2958

3 жыл бұрын

Gel guns are legal, and that “one guy who slotted some muslims” committed an act of terror where he walked into a place of worship and killed 50 people. If that doesn’t call for gun reform idk what does

@mjoakes

3 жыл бұрын

alan ashley Thank you for your unsolicited opinion, Alan. Unfortunately, any attempt to restrict access to guns, which serve as the modern world’s most effective means of protecting and projecting individual will, is a crime against human rights.

@ReLoadedProject

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanashley2958 it was one incident of one fucked up person. It ruins it for perfectly good people so 99.999..% of the population. Banning something doesnt solve anything the people who shouldnt have one can get them anyway.

He’s so wholesome. A wholesome hunter 💕

@mamasplan9183

3 жыл бұрын

@John Rambo ://///

Yall make bow hunting look like it's almost effortless and for most people this is a hunt of a lifetime so they're going to bring the closest thing to an insurance policy that they can to hunt with but Tim hunts the whole time with a spear and blow gun... LOL I can't get enough of these videos guys keepem coming!!!

tim wells is like no other human being on the planet - hes impacted my life to do good in life , hes a gos send to me i only no if i could ever hunt with tim wells it would be to shoot birds -squirrels - rabbiits - but thank you lord for this guy cause he helped me in my life for greatness fully completed in my hunts thank you tim wells your welcome tim anytime

Never knew we had such good hunting in NZ. makes me kind of sad I'm such a couch potato.

@noyou1016

4 жыл бұрын

never too late to start mate

@rumyfrogg

4 жыл бұрын

@@noyou1016 It might be bro, it just might be.... It's her way of cleaning house.

@nzlife3659

4 жыл бұрын

Unlucky man I love hunting the nz wild hunting in the bush is the best feeling ever

@danielobrien9536

4 жыл бұрын

This was a farmed animal hunt. Big fences around the outside of the farm. Animals running round inside. He just tells whatever story he wants to get most hits on KZread. It is available if you got the money tho. Just gotta go through the right channels.

@nzlife3659

4 жыл бұрын

Theres also plenty of good spots to hunt in the wild tho it dosent have to be in a safari park but if you hunt free range you'll never get something that big those deer get injections every day of there lives when there young so that they grow big antlers

Safe travels back here to Tim and crew

I got myself both of Tim Wells signature blowguns I really like the viper blowgun like Tim said give me a Blowgun and send me In the woods and I'm as happy as a kid in a candy store

As a kid, as almost all kids we have thrown spears and wondered what it would have been like take down a real animal. The answer, It’s Hard and it takes a lot of time and patients. Thanks for doing these spear videos.

I thoroughly enjoy your series. I'm from Jamaica 🇯🇲 I'd like to hunt with you one day.

Don't give up on the spear my dear friend is what makes you a unique hunter love you Tim

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

oh never ever buddy

This is better than most stuff since it's simple and grounded. I wish I could afford to do this all the time.

Thank you for explaining about the feral goats!

! You are a hunter god! Unbelievable, you're the inspiration, I've been waiting for this video for months

Tim: zoom in here Jerry Jerry: sounds like hes about ready to keel over lolololol

Been slocking rabbits in my backyard for practice and a tasty meal now and then since I bought the Tim Wells edition Slockmaster Blowgun. The razor tipped broadheads a lot of the time go right through the animal, especially if you loosen the cone a little bit. I used to think blowguns were worthless, until I got my hands on this big bore blowgun. Obviously I don't have the expertise like the true Slockmaster Tim, but I am betting I could take down some pretty big game with a well placed shot after all the practice I've been getting during quarantine. Tim's not just an inspiration, he's a LEGEND!!

"tim has beat the odds despite spearing himself" ha

Bruh 30 seconds into this video, this dude 100% a badass 😂

@markjosephschlink

3 жыл бұрын

I think he’s 100% dumb ass. Wonder how many animals wounds a year.

13:06 we get it Tim you peed your pants

@dakotas1143

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck thanks for saying it. I came to the comments just for this

@hazemazemc394

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@snostorm228

3 жыл бұрын

@@dakotas1143 lmfaoo same

Lol, I love the opening where he gets all his sponsors out of the way

This channel don't need a "Please subscribe if you're new to my channel" advice, it deserves a subs and like as it is.🙂👌🏼

Men it's beautiful there that for sure! Thank Tim

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

you gotter Hawk

That goat kill with the blowgun was amazing!!

didnt think there was an animal more majestic than a elk but those stags look like a gift from Odin himself

17:31 thank me later 😉😂

@itsdakota6442

3 жыл бұрын

maam

@blixxy1320

3 жыл бұрын

Cmon now

Awesome hunting. If you ever decide to hunt around Ennis Montana I would love to meet you. Stay healthy stay safe.

Tim has acupuncture on his left ear...nice!

Whoever edited that spear throw while spinning is awesome

He is the person I'd most want to hunt with. Heck, I would just watch him do this amazing stuff in person without using a gun or bow. He's got that 6th sense for real.

3:55. Absolutely beautiful buck

Spear hunting makes bow hunting look easy. Great video Tim 👌🏻

@justgarethsphone9663

7 ай бұрын

Bow hunting make spear hunting look goofy and clumsy

I use the Dead Down Wind cloths when in the field for very long and they clean my scent off real well.

Legend has it he is still out there to this day trying to get a kill with that spear 😂

Its been so long welcome back

13:13 when the waiter asks how y’all are doing

Dane is such a awesome guy. Glad he's part of the kings camo family

At 6:49 starts the beginning of one of the best commentary and fact bubble combo. 👌perfect ma man

I’m a New Zealander glad to see you here

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

Great place great folks too

@yankee23a

4 жыл бұрын

I'm also in NZ, Auckland...whereabouts did you find these beauties in NZ ?

@kylegrace4718

3 жыл бұрын

@@yankee23a .... Hey bro I'm in NZ too ,just north of Auckland.... I'd say with the amount of species you could take in this video he was on a safari type hunting block ..... Not too many places in NZ have sika reds and fallow

@yankee23a

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I think you are right....not too many spots on the northshore let alone DOC land even close to Auckland for us locals to get into.....unless you have the $$$$ to do so. (sigh...😆) Will have to stick to bloody pigs n goats and dream big i guess

@kylegrace4718

3 жыл бұрын

@@yankee23a I'm in Helensville/Parakai ..... plenty spots for fallow and actually that's what I would rather eat ... but goat is bloody good too ..... wish I could get onto pigs tho

Tim, you need to get into atlatls! They increase your effective throwing distance by more than double. They are also significantly easier to aim than spears.

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

not looking for easy but I will try them again

@spejeske

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Wells Bow Hunter they come with their own list of issues. Blowguns are definitely easier to aim and fire than atlatls. I’m writing my Master’s thesis on atlatls in Central America and even hunted a ram with one. I make my own darts and throwers from scratch.

@fischerkrull7516

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Wells Bow Hunter if you wanna see some atlatl hunting, check out Ryan Gill at hunt primitive if you haven’t already, then we’ll see if those cavemen starved!

@spejeske

4 жыл бұрын

sunday funnies Ryan Gill is the man for primitive hunting! He takes on everything from gators to bison with just sticks and stones!

@Sp00kq

4 жыл бұрын

I tried an atlatl, and it's actually super fun

Oh wicked! Rob has some beautiful animals on his game park. He'll be suffering from lack of clients due to the virus lockdown, and during the roar too. How gutting!

U r the most important man,with your popularity to fight for our rights. I guarantee that they will be taxing spear and blow gun hunting from every angle. Tim....you are the Slockin GOAT .

I can’t believe you Tim... going to New Zealand and shit. Man you’re lucky haha

Best hunter out there ❤️

@wyattolton338

4 жыл бұрын

That is really true if you ask me

You can't beat a clean miss better than a wounded animal. Great video!

Tim, I got my Big Bore Blowgun! I hit 90% of my shots. Thanks for all you do!

I want to move to New Zealand now. A bountiful harvest of food, what a blessing!

Any one play the hunter call of the wild if so the first dead red stag would probably be a diamond

@beckz6696

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha I thought of the same thing xd

@haiden_07

3 жыл бұрын

Diamond 100%

Great video and beautiful country. Hope you and the family are staying safe and having fun. Keep on hunting.

Tim should be narrating audio books and TV doco’s with a voice like that. 👍👍

@BraathenWoodworks

4 жыл бұрын

He already spent the first 4 minutes narrating a commercial for all his sponsors.

Great hunt Tim 👍

Man am I stoked, this is my country 🤘 love it so much

"After two days of waiting..." like wow this guy is like John wick to animals. Pure ducking willpower!!

I love the videos, best stuff out there

Would love some of those custom dart and dart tips if u sell em!

@HyperJGaming

4 жыл бұрын

he sells them on his website slockmaster.com

Pretty cool! First time I ever really enjoy a hunting video!

That music is so intense lol! We enjoy your work. God bless.

No jestes najlepszy .podziwiam twoje sposoby polowań .pozdrawiam z Polski.

Love the blowgun hunting and just got one my self!!!!!

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck Will

@WLAN20000

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Wells Bow Hunter thank you so much and the blowgun is the slock master by cold steel!!!

If I was taking anything from the young goat for camp meat, it would have been the backstraps, for sure!!

dude I slowed down the playback to 0.5 to see her shot on that one and it makes Tim sound STONED! XD its legit freaking hillarious LOL

All those dislikes are vegetarians and animal activist

Big fan of the blowgun since youth! Awesome kills, how long are those darts and what caliber? Hard to believe they didn’t sink in to the cone!!! Thinking about going with the .625

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

www.SlockMaster.com

I spear fish, but this... THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

Tim, are the razor broad head darts you're using for your blowgun in this video custom made? It's obvious that the cones are, and I'd love to get some those, but the shaft of the darts look longer the the orange cone variety that I've found. Mine are about 5.75 inches, or 145 mm long from tip to the end of the cone. If yours are longer, did you make them yourself, or did you have someone make them for you?

@TimWellsBowHunter

4 жыл бұрын

I made them and will sell them sometime this summer. Virus has slowed production down. I was hoping to have them out by May 1

@DavidRoss-ps6dc

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome news, thank you for the reply Tim! I'll keep my eye out for them. Any rough estimates on what they may cost?

@PredatorPursuitOfMichigan

4 жыл бұрын

@@TimWellsBowHunter I too hunt with a blowgun and would most definitely be interested in purchasing these longer darts. thanks for the excellent video!!

13:06 old man problems

@ima_eat_croissant3640

4 жыл бұрын

If it was urine it would cover a lot more lol, probably spilled water

Looks like spear hunting is back in fashion lmao. Makes you think how skilled hunters our ancestors were. Imagine taking down large megafauna with nothing but sharp sticks...

Nice ! That Billy had beautiful coloring! Well done!

What kind of blown darts were those

Always remember... if yer gonna eat a goat, might as well eat a youngin. So its tenderrr