Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)

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Welcome to the worlds best space warcrime simulator! Stellaris! Stellaris is a space 4x grand strategy game where players must expand, explore, exploit and exterminate! We will be playing as the british empire that has flown off into space and begins to prepare a grand tea crusade which 100% will not result in something similar to rimworld organ harvesting or space war crimes! All will be fine! Are you Tired of your neighbours complaining about your workers not having any rights? Why not surround their planets with an energy shield so strong they can never complain again. This game has it all from bio engineering to devouring swarms of locusts that intend to eat the galaxy. So let us become the end game crisis that is the british empire and meme conquest our way across the universe!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
Ai Description: In this video, we take on the role of the British Empire in the new strategy game, Stellaris, live on Twitch!
We quickly find out that something could go VERY wrong in this live playthrough of Space Warcrime Simulator, as we scramble to build an empire and save the day! Hogwarts Legacy
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Title: Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)
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  • @varjutantsija5607
    @varjutantsija5607 Жыл бұрын

    i can already hear spiff say it.. "Marriage is a perfectly balanced-" 😂

  • @spicyreyes

    @spicyreyes

    Жыл бұрын

    How To Exploit Payroll Tax By Marrying Your Intern

  • @dmitrirudder4878

    @dmitrirudder4878

    Жыл бұрын

    His vows better read like a video intro

  • @spicyreyes

    @spicyreyes

    Жыл бұрын

    They do the looped arm toast with Perfectly Balanced Mugs of Yorkshire Tea

  • @ElodieHiras

    @ElodieHiras

    11 ай бұрын

    Seriously, they should patch out that infinite money exploit that involves going into marriage planning to divorce from day 1.

  • @mushroomkingwolfie
    @mushroomkingwolfie Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for naming an armada after me spiff! I feel so honored! I will forever remember this as the day I, King Wolfie, was in a Spiffing Brit stream!

  • @Roketsune

    @Roketsune

    11 ай бұрын

    I like wolfies!

  • @mushroomkingwolfie

    @mushroomkingwolfie

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Roketsune I like kitsune! Lol ❤️

  • @Roketsune

    @Roketsune

    11 ай бұрын

    @@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

  • @Roketsune

    @Roketsune

    11 ай бұрын

    @@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

    "I can be the source of everything!" Spiff forgetting to be British for a second

  • @spicyreyes

    @spicyreyes

    Жыл бұрын

    "I can't believe you've taken everything I've done and claimed it for your own" Mango ALSO forgetting Spiff is British

  • @IsfetSolaris

    @IsfetSolaris

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spicyreyes timestamp?

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

    Mango telling the story of using Spiff as a meat shield just had me like "oh yes, they're perfect for each other"

  • @spicyreyes

    @spicyreyes

    Жыл бұрын

    Two videos go up a month after Spiff and Mango's wedding Spiff: "TAX WRITE OFF ARE PERFECTLY BALANCED : GET MARRIED for INFINITE MONEY?" Mango: "I drowned my husband on our honeymoon trying to get away from jellyfish, AITA?"

  • @Oblithian

    @Oblithian

    Жыл бұрын

    A Fannigram hey? I do love a fanni...

  • @joseandreas7265

    @joseandreas7265

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spicyreyes te as t m

  • @Freakinkat

    @Freakinkat

    Жыл бұрын

    I was like looking through the comments and I'm like what's a Mango 😗then I heard the Mango and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh, that's a the Mango, omg little spiffs!!! Oh snap

  • @iraf.official

    @iraf.official

    9 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @miisgi9641
    @miisgi9641 Жыл бұрын

    Mango's reactions make it clear that her assistance in a Crusader Kings stream needs to happen.

  • @RobBCactive

    @RobBCactive

    Жыл бұрын

    Perhaps the Spiff should wait till after the wedding before exposure to CK :)

  • @iraf.official

    @iraf.official

    9 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @OctEddie
    @OctEddie Жыл бұрын

    I also like the idea of Mango playing a game that Spiff narrates the actions of.

  • @spicyreyes

    @spicyreyes

    Жыл бұрын

    I had the concept of Spiff and Mango playing a multi-player game where he has to exploit it to make Mango win, instead of himself Like that co op game of Civ where Spiff and another player were taking turns nuking cities, but Spiff actively has to make Mango win ...bonus points if he doesn't tell her that's the goal ....DOUBLE bonus if she's actively trying to lose

  • @stewartknoll2338

    @stewartknoll2338

    11 ай бұрын

    This needs to be a thing

  • @stewartknoll2338
    @stewartknoll2338 Жыл бұрын

    35 minutes for peach to go from "make aliens friends" to "murder the aliens"

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau Жыл бұрын

    CONGRATS to you and Mango, Spiff. Over the moon happy for you two.

  • @4ththedoctor204
    @4ththedoctor204 Жыл бұрын

    i was so disappointed to see a stream starting as i was walking out the door this morning, and was immediately rewarded as i started watching. being the gov i hope i will not forsake the power gifted upon myself by the great and powerful Spiff. ALL HAIL SPIFF. may he bring tea to the heathens of the universe.

  • @4ththedoctor204

    @4ththedoctor204

    Жыл бұрын

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! rip

  • @Chaotic_Fragment
    @Chaotic_Fragment Жыл бұрын

    Britain when someone gives them spaceships and tea: Why stop at a planet when there’s a solar system? _But why stop at a solar system when there’s a galaxy?_ *But why stop at a galaxy when there’s a universe?* *_But why stop at a universe when there’s the multiverse?_*

  • @markmalocha3303

    @markmalocha3303

    Жыл бұрын

    But then they come across their multiversal British counterparts, who use robots extensively and have outright banned tea. Multiversal war ensues.

  • @lisasteel6817
    @lisasteel6817 Жыл бұрын

    Every game Spiff plays turns into a war crimes simulator.

  • @ThorwindMaxamus

    @ThorwindMaxamus

    Жыл бұрын

    Your not wrong :p

  • @ataperecorder
    @ataperecorder Жыл бұрын

    love seeing mango in more videos/streams! ❤

  • @gustavosantos106
    @gustavosantos106 Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, charming couple!

  • @blainethompson6510
    @blainethompson6510 Жыл бұрын

    Hello missed the live stream life happens Mango congrats on the upcoming nuptials Your treasure planet ships are hilarious and amazing 👍

  • @mustlovedragons8047
    @mustlovedragons8047 Жыл бұрын

    Loving the Treasure Planet shipset!

  • @NikolaiManning
    @NikolaiManning Жыл бұрын

    Mango comes back while Spiff is ranting about tea and colonization... This is normal.

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris Жыл бұрын

    You two have such a good dynamic (I suppose you are partners) please do more videos together!

  • @noahely3014
    @noahely3014 Жыл бұрын

    When I saw the boats and the fort my mind instantly went ohhhh it's pirate 101

  • @adamthestonerful
    @adamthestonerful Жыл бұрын

    Thank you mango for taking over the spiffing Brits channel.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    ‎E

  • @mattd6931

    @mattd6931

    Жыл бұрын

    There's really nothing more British, than discovering something as a guest, and then taking over it completely.

  • @DodgyDaveGTX

    @DodgyDaveGTX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@EEEEEEEE nothing more British than a pint down the pub & a couple good E's

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

    Spiff and the Intergalatic Tea-Farers

  • @davidhorvath226
    @davidhorvath226 Жыл бұрын

    Hello spiff, i just want to say thank you for your content, you dont know but your vids and your voice is the only thing that comfort me and able to make me sleep, i have struggles with life now and its a great help, i love your humor and everything.. so thanks for it even if you never reply i felt that i have to say thanks :)

  • @mrbluea23
    @mrbluea23 Жыл бұрын

    You are 1 lucky guy, your fiancé is a Chaos God

  • @fynnskywalker
    @fynnskywalker Жыл бұрын

    I love that the first word of the stream is our lord and saviour Georgie

  • @jaredcrary
    @jaredcrary Жыл бұрын

    I only caught a cursory glance at the models for the ships and bases, but they look like the models from treasure planet: battle at procyon. That was a blast from the past lmao

  • @robertcartledge826
    @robertcartledge826 Жыл бұрын

    The custom models remind me of the animated movie based on treasure island, "treasure planet" I think Spiff would enjoy that since it has a very strong tea drinking Brittish vibe :D

  • @achingbach2904

    @achingbach2904

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @auseawesome9112
    @auseawesome9112 Жыл бұрын

    Very fun stream, tea will overtake all!

  • @JelaniWood
    @JelaniWood Жыл бұрын

    Ah so your Space Brits plythrough went like most of mine go. You get boxed in and are on the Defensive more or less the entire game even when on Offense. I actually named mine "The Spiffing Brits" in your honor, Sir.

  • @MalfunctionNeo
    @MalfunctionNeo Жыл бұрын

    All glory to the extra tea-restrials.

  • @OctEddie
    @OctEddie Жыл бұрын

    This makes me want to play Stellaris again…especially seeing I can just automate the planets.

  • @quinnwilson9671
    @quinnwilson9671 Жыл бұрын

    congrats on engagement 🎉

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 Жыл бұрын

    4:38 Wait a minute... A lost colony, meaning they aren't part of the original empire... highly xenophobic... highly militaristic... Spiff is playing Space America!

  • @Osma777
    @Osma77711 ай бұрын

    Finding a lovely Mango who is capable of putting up with The Spiffing Brit is clearly an exploit, and shows that Romance is perfectly balanced. Well done Spiff, you've done it again. (Please remember that this is Romance, not Project Zomboid (Which I just watched), so murdering her is counter-indicated for the eventual win scenario in this game.)

  • @shrapnelite
    @shrapnelite Жыл бұрын

    what if the robots use tea as a lubricant?

  • @mightydestroyer1020
    @mightydestroyer1020 Жыл бұрын

    The black hole never sets on the British empire

  • @ststclair
    @ststclair Жыл бұрын

    I forgot how much I miss the Weekly Domestic!

  • @Oblithian

    @Oblithian

    Жыл бұрын

    I didn't. RIP

  • @MrThomasCWest
    @MrThomasCWest Жыл бұрын

    If I had the funds, I was going to open a tea shop near a hospital and call it Casual Teas.

  • @Oblithian

    @Oblithian

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just going to open a tea emporium for Spiff, but the mods on the discord told me no. :(

  • @daviniusb6798
    @daviniusb679811 ай бұрын

    I love your streams with Mango, please keep her happy so she keeps beeing the voice of chat!

  • @Nightchade
    @Nightchade Жыл бұрын

    Your girl came ready to go full Ordo Xenos on this game. 0-savage in less than an hour, bravo. 🤣

  • @tranceightseven
    @tranceightseven Жыл бұрын

    I hail from Texas. I fell asleep with you tube randomly chugging along and woke up to this. Strange world, great tea…

  • @Rox_and_Wheatley
    @Rox_and_Wheatley Жыл бұрын

    OMG CONGRATS Brit!

  • @XENO051
    @XENO051 Жыл бұрын

    Spiff I want to personally thank you for introducing me to Yorkshire Tea and I want you to know I recently had a blood transfusion and I am now running on 100% Yorkshire Tea Gold in my veins. I think I have an addiction and I dont want to stop.

  • @lololoershadow374
    @lololoershadow3743 ай бұрын

    I keep being held hostage by Spiffing Brits videos, when ever I fall asleep with youtube on autoplay, I wake up to one of these streams.

  • @Cenot4ph
    @Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын

    This thing is like a cult with all this 'tea' screaming in the chat section

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI Жыл бұрын

    Spiff: This is Mango, one of my interns. Mango: Intern? Spiff: Also my Fiance. Oh, so she's a paid intern.

  • @beesly01

    @beesly01

    Жыл бұрын

    Naught point 5 pence per month.

  • @ViciousMink
    @ViciousMink Жыл бұрын

    *blinks* There's a Treasure Planet mod for Stellaris! Awesome! XD

  • @TDurden527
    @TDurden527 Жыл бұрын

    First time I've ever watched TSB play a game straight and the Humans declare war on him and his F a couple hours into the game that's it.

  • @Jadriam
    @Jadriam Жыл бұрын

    So if i manage a race of tea powered robots will I be spared as fellow tea consumers, or destroyed to harvest my delicious Yorkshire Tea bloodfuel?

  • @johnsexton4352
    @johnsexton4352 Жыл бұрын

    Mango is adorable and I think you two should do more streams together

  • @chubbybubby8360
    @chubbybubby8360 Жыл бұрын

    Congrats! Hope you guys live long happy lives together 🎉 1:57

  • @Knutorius
    @Knutorius5 ай бұрын

    This video should really be called : "The Spiff & Mango Show", the Stellaris episode

  • @pin1093
    @pin1093 Жыл бұрын

    Spiffs people basically summarize the Imperium of man 40k

  • @gravewatcher6690
    @gravewatcher6690 Жыл бұрын

    I love stellaris! When i first got the game, I made a faction called British empire and every world I captured was appropriately named BRITISH COLONY.

  • @theonepristinemonk5528
    @theonepristinemonk5528 Жыл бұрын

    I always say, cant go wrong with a Stellaris war crime!

  • @theonepristinemonk5528

    @theonepristinemonk5528

    Жыл бұрын

    oooo someone else is a war criminal!

  • @trevortorres3676
    @trevortorres3676 Жыл бұрын

    Mango should become the best at 5D chess with multiverse time travel.

  • @mirabellablack6234
    @mirabellablack6234 Жыл бұрын

    I heard WARCRIMES

  • @j.bbailey6275
    @j.bbailey6275 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome duo love content

  • @AmierAzzeal
    @AmierAzzeal11 ай бұрын

    Mechanical Robots can use Tea as fuel. Especially yorkshire tea gold. It provides them with +100% efficency in resource output and gives them a 50% boost to research.

  • @dylanthehumanwithhands4991
    @dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Жыл бұрын

    Spiff, I just wanted you to know that whenever I play stellaris I use many mods but I always have 2 specific mods enabled, those mods are the perfectly balanced spiffing brit advisor voice, which puts you in all my games and I just love hearing your voice whenever something happens, and the mod which changes the food icon to tea, because i also love tea, sadly i cant get yorkshire tea gold IRL in australia cause i dont think they sell it here but if i could i would be drinking it everytime i play stellaris, i drink a different brand of tea each time instead. P.S you're my favorite youtuber, and im not just saying that, I stopped watching youtube for over a year except whenever a new one of your videos popped up in my notifications I always had to watch it. I have never paid money to a youtuber before but I think once I get a job again I will pay for a sub for you, also congrats on getting married, I'm happy things are going good for you. And i wish you the best in your future. thank you.

  • @c6q3a24

    @c6q3a24

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm also in Aus, and I buy my Yorkshire Tea Gold from Coles, but they are sometimes out of stock. It's very nice.

  • @dylanthehumanwithhands4991

    @dylanthehumanwithhands4991

    Жыл бұрын

    @@c6q3a24 oh really? that must be it. i will have another look. thanks.

  • @c6q3a24

    @c6q3a24

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Yep!. They only sell it in the 100 box, but I keep them in a plastic container just to make sure they stay fresh.

  • @lisasteel6817

    @lisasteel6817

    Жыл бұрын

    I found Yorkshire tea at Woolies. Joy to all.

  • @GreyKingZero
    @GreyKingZero Жыл бұрын

    I'm just glad this co-op between Spiff and Mango happened, everything else is a bonus.

  • @Ihatetechnology
    @Ihatetechnology8 ай бұрын

    "If they don't drink tea, how can I trust them. Plasma round to the head." Imperium of Tea

  • @matts436
    @matts436 Жыл бұрын

    Mango you need to be on live more. It just seems like spiff has more fun with you on

  • @sodabox2008
    @sodabox2008 Жыл бұрын

    Stayin' Alive = Bee Gees I Will Survive = Gloria Gaynor

  • @Oblithian

    @Oblithian

    Жыл бұрын

    "Geeeeees" - _The Spiffing Brit_

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Жыл бұрын

    Never heard of Lego Masters, but do live somewhere where you can order 24/7 pancakes, so I think I’ve won here.

  • @GuaptamusPrime
    @GuaptamusPrime Жыл бұрын

    Spif-tastic!

  • @Channeldyhb
    @Channeldyhb Жыл бұрын

    the tension is palpable

  • @jonnybb
    @jonnybb11 ай бұрын

    Dominatrix military? Sign me up.

  • @trolly4233
    @trolly4233 Жыл бұрын

    was waiting for a video on this game

  • @Oblithian

    @Oblithian

    Жыл бұрын

    It has been a while.

  • @beldurnik21
    @beldurnik21 Жыл бұрын

    Question: victorian's sent by queen Elizabeth.

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 Жыл бұрын

    Sail ships, sooooo Treasure planet! an awesome film, space boats were awesome in that film

  • @Maybeabandaid9
    @Maybeabandaid99 ай бұрын

    This man, has people writing lore about his future marriage in here. Perfectly balanced.

  • @Roketsune
    @Roketsune11 ай бұрын

    Why is Spiff married to a tropical fruit that apparently also is capable of speech?

  • @suprizeoptomist4680
    @suprizeoptomist4680 Жыл бұрын

    It's only a war crime if you lose the war.

  • @neillindgren8992
    @neillindgren8992 Жыл бұрын

    The RNG gods really didn’t like you today. Lack of planets was unlucky, to be sure, but having the advanced Earth humans turn out to be fanatic purifiers was really an improbable turn of the worst luck possible. Oof!

  • @theinternetstolemysoul9624
    @theinternetstolemysoul9624 Жыл бұрын

    Does mango have a channel? Followed spiff for a good while but first time hearing of mango, she's great.

  • @mouse2542
    @mouse2542 Жыл бұрын

    this seems like the world building of treasure planet

  • @gilgamsht4684
    @gilgamsht4684 Жыл бұрын

    Mango is so precious oh my goodness I wish you two a happy marriage with lots of tea 🥺

  • @algernonbunburyy7731
    @algernonbunburyy7731 Жыл бұрын

    I am just visiting this comment-section to tell you about the best brewage on this lovely planet. It is Cof- Ha good one right? No it is TEA, PRAY TO THE TEAGODSEVERYONE

  • @masondaniel8624
    @masondaniel8624 Жыл бұрын

    Mango what happened to y’alls podcast? It was interesting love this format though!

  • @Oblithian

    @Oblithian

    Жыл бұрын

    All I think about now, is how M4ng0's role as pirate captain was ruined in the JingleJam Rust RP. hahaha

  • @JessWLStuart
    @JessWLStuart Жыл бұрын

    I really hope this mod is available on the Steam workshop!

  • @Karrik478

    @Karrik478

    Жыл бұрын

    If anyone finds it and knows it's name then let me know.

  • @aulvinduergard9952
    @aulvinduergard9952 Жыл бұрын

    Space Britannia wasn't British enough to withstand real Britannia. 😢😭

  • @NATEBRO16
    @NATEBRO16 Жыл бұрын

    Will this stream have an edited release put out? Struggle to watch the longer videos, but I like your stellaris content

  • @Azanar
    @Azanar9 ай бұрын

    Every death . is just proof . that they didnt drink enough tea

  • @Sonar90
    @Sonar90 Жыл бұрын

    Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon assets in Stellaris. I've seen it all...

  • @TheKiller__
    @TheKiller__ Жыл бұрын

    Long live the emperor!

  • @cjwardill
    @cjwardill Жыл бұрын

    YAY MANGO THE INTERN! I wonder if she's related to ilmango 🤔

  • @mattmill30
    @mattmill30 Жыл бұрын

    4:59 - Perfectly balanced, why have phallic rockets when you could have actual space ships

  • @vincenzogatta8955
    @vincenzogatta8955 Жыл бұрын

    Spiff playing the American colonies in space 😁

  • @PoeticTwist
    @PoeticTwist Жыл бұрын

    Robots could run on tea, though.

  • @tom23rd
    @tom23rd Жыл бұрын

    That's New Joisey. Like noisey, because NJians, even Florida ex-pats of NJ like me say it like that.

  • @BJL2142
    @BJL2142 Жыл бұрын

    Spiff play rift breaker? 🥺 Yorkshire tea!

  • @miinyoo
    @miinyoo Жыл бұрын

    Damn. New Stellaris looks a lot like a more colorful Eve Online.

  • @NicoNeko107
    @NicoNeko1079 ай бұрын

    Somehow I’m not surprised that Spiff plays the Weeaboo Space Communists.

  • @MrNinjanare
    @MrNinjanare Жыл бұрын

    MORE STELLARIS CONTENT PLS PAPA SPIFF!

  • @MrShowbags
    @MrShowbags Жыл бұрын

    41:13 Someone gonna tell poor Mango that Jellyfish are such simple creatures that they could hardly recognize that they even exist. They dont have a brain, heart or respritory system, they cant think and all of their behaivor are automatic reflexes. They wouldn't understand what pain is and could hardly tell the difference between being dead or alive anyway so she should stop beating herself up for it unless she feels guilty for all the grass shes walked on before as that has just about as much sentience as a jellyfish!

  • @modelgecko35
    @modelgecko35 Жыл бұрын

    Hi spiff hi mango

  • @randolphcarter4911
    @randolphcarter4911 Жыл бұрын

    I recognize those assets! From one of my favourite games of my childhood! They are from Treasure Planet, Battle for Procyon!!

  • @Roketsune

    @Roketsune

    11 ай бұрын

    The raccoon system!

  • @mattd6931
    @mattd6931 Жыл бұрын

    Wait, is the emblem for the Space Britania empire a symbolic representation of a White Rose? Will we see a new war of the roses, in space?

  • @dmitrirudder4878

    @dmitrirudder4878

    Жыл бұрын

    If it's white, I'd say the Yorkists have it

  • @mattd6931

    @mattd6931

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dmitrirudder4878 At least until the Space Tudors come along.

  • @Armgoth
    @Armgoth Жыл бұрын

    You really should play another one... That was a horrible start :D

  • @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer
    @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer Жыл бұрын

    I’d be the person to donate 20 bucks and be like thanks for putting me in power I’m now going to be a dictator and rule with an iron fist

  • @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer

    @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer

    Жыл бұрын

    And see what would happen if I made tea illegal for a month he’s making it illegal wold remove all regulations on the sale of tea

  • @Dragongaga
    @Dragongaga6 ай бұрын

    2:49:00 To be fair, the devs were pretty thorough with patching ui exploits, so I don't even know how you'd go about exploiting the game nowadays

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