oh yeah, also 1000 subscribers, i guess this is technically the special

@ugurefetastan137

3 жыл бұрын

Good job my man

@npswm1314

3 жыл бұрын

I mean this seems to be the longest video you have ever done so yeah. Good on ya.

@kyanhulse5656

3 жыл бұрын

Nice work

Okay, that one was just great: 11:40 Head Sec: "Everyone knows that She is blind, right?" Head Sec: "She's literally blind." Sec Officer A: "Uhh... We don't have medical record, Sir." AI: "I mean, I've seen people try to flash them multible times." Sec Officer B: "Oh, She sees alright." Head Sec: "She wears a blindfold." This. This stuff should be made into a animation or a comic. Security Maximum Competence.

@homers1999

3 жыл бұрын

Man, it's funny when people try to flash blind people and are like "why it no work!?!"

@kuroreaper8757

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dudupintarolas5214

Жыл бұрын

Nah maximum competence of sec was the one guy that died to a blind person who was on the floor

@Kenionatus

2 ай бұрын

"Roll for perception" Sees dice "oof"

[Command] Rihalis Duffy says; "Security, why did you arrest the catmaid." Sometimes being blind makes you miss a lot huh.

This is interesting man, I tried this before and got away with murder. My lawyer defense for me was "How could he had gunned down 3 people if he's BLIND!"

@mosesracal6758

3 жыл бұрын

Based lawyer

@gabgab723

3 жыл бұрын

how the fegg did you do it?

@andrestafur202

2 жыл бұрын

How the fuck

@hisan5485

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabgab723 The glove dont fit

@Helldiver5n23

Жыл бұрын

@hisan too soon

I feel like the best way to have added on to the fake HoP story would have been to say 'They said there was some kind of monster spider lurking in Maintenance and they wanted to try killing it with the sticks rather then send Sec in to get themselves killed.'

@athath2010

3 жыл бұрын

I would've suggested that the person tricking Smells knew they were blind and just used a chameleon mask and an agent ID while staying at least one tile away from them.

@trulyinfamous

3 жыл бұрын

That would've been perfect.

I can't even orientate myself with a map open and you can traitor almost succesfully while blind Now I see what Robust really means

@becquerel3217

3 жыл бұрын

there's a map?

@XMysticHerox

2 жыл бұрын

@@becquerel3217 Yeah on the wiki.

@MrNight-dg1ug

2 жыл бұрын

Just learn the map

You do better as a blind botanist than I do whenever I'm a traitor

17:46 "You can barely see!" No, really?

@seamusfinnegan1164

3 жыл бұрын

its a double blind!

What kind of psychopathic masochist plays traitor, *blind* ? Great video though

@Ultrawup

3 жыл бұрын

This kind, evidently.

@ggallen8026

3 жыл бұрын

Can't help it sometimes

@zalifor

3 жыл бұрын

nobody sees it coming tho.

@TheeOK1

3 жыл бұрын

Better question, what kind of masochist plays ss13 *blind*

@thetexan1011

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know, first time I've herd of this game.

I wonder if you had been playing Petunia instead of Smells-The-Roses, if security would have been a bit harsher on you. Nobody really wants to harm a blind lizard botanist with such a peaceful name.

@spoomks

3 жыл бұрын

nobody wants to harm a lizard in general :(

@lemonbot4906

3 жыл бұрын

@@spoomks speak for yourself non-human.

@spoomks

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonbot4906 no! i will ssssspeak for everyone!

@God-hp2gx

2 жыл бұрын

As a silicon player I say: if it’s non human, glock it

@komrad822

2 жыл бұрын

Smells the Roses hides their thorns well.

Oh, i remember this, damn punji sticks sent me to crit in maintenance and i ate shit and died.

@darkohgrubb17

3 жыл бұрын

someone... fed you shit? what is this game?

@ManuelJRG_

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkohgrubb17 "Ate shit" as in i got poisoned because of touching tea leaves laced with deathberry poison, so yeah, fun.

@darkohgrubb17

3 жыл бұрын

@@ManuelJRG_ ah, this game both looks fun, and complicated

@Laughing_Dragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkohgrubb17 VERY complicated, even veterans still learn things. But it's not a steep learning curve, theres just alot. Especially when it comes to... well any science or medical thing, hell, even botany lol. Just gotta be able to somewhat rp depending on the server lol.

Its people like you that show that bot isn't nerfed to hell. As a side note just dropped a patch so runechat shows up in the dark.

@cdgonepotatoes4219

3 жыл бұрын

That makes me want to try and play blind, being able to at least see runechat. Next step would be to also be being able to see the visual effects of things like punches to act as a sixth sense (only if you're blind from the very beginning though)

Curious is the trap-maker's art.. his efficacy unwittnessed by his own eyes...

@ethanhiggins5766

2 жыл бұрын

As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves

Never before have I been so interested in watching a black screen...

aww I would have waited to use the freedom implant for just before the shuttle landed so you wouldn't be in custody

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

"in custody" only checks that you are standing on the red sec tiles of the shuttle, so even if you're in cuffs as long as you're not in the shuttle brig (for example, being in a pod) you won't be in custody

@Dethstorm

3 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 but you didnt greentext in the escape one. I'm pretty sure that if you are cuffed it counts as in custody

@ajpynnonen730

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dethstorm Check again, I think he did greentext on the escape one.

@Dethstorm

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajpynnonen730 Oop, nevermind, I got confused with another traitor, sorry

@schwebschweb

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what y'all seeing but he clearly failed the escape objective as he was cuffed. i.imgur.com/sFo7f3C.png

Now that's what I call a blind playthrough LULW

@homers1999

3 жыл бұрын

That's such a cursed profile picture

@Spoidah

3 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T SEE SHIT IN THIS MIST

@ChristianMGOxd

3 жыл бұрын

Your video title suggests that you are playing a blind playthrough, I am confused so please clarify. Are you actually blind or is it a first time thing? 777777777

@Paratroopersteark

3 жыл бұрын

i loved your profile picture, the right kind of shit, for the shit we're in currently

@Paratroopersteark

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChristianMGOxd his character is blind, but he has played the game before

Playing blind would give me so much anxiety I would have a heart attack. Fantastic job

@cdgonepotatoes4219

3 жыл бұрын

I remember almost having a heart attack because I uncovered the AI was malf the time I got around being a traitor. I was having with the objective to live so I broke into RD's office and blew all the borgs up seconds before they started doing their thing... little did I know malf borgs explode way more violently than normal ones so everyone got VERY alarmed and I couldn't slip away. After detaining and torturing me on both the femur breaker and in the cryo tube via OD I managed to escape with wormholes, got irradiated, went on a whole rat race to run away from those who were everything but security officers, found refuge in the chapel and decided to live the rest of my life as a man of religion after my chasers were answered and the officers got gibbed by a higher power.

I'm not the most informed spaceman when it comes to botany. is there any particular reason tea leaves and flowers were used? My guess is because they are inconspicuous, but hey, there may be some other factor I'm unaware of.

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

I only picked them because they looked like jungle leaves and they fit into the vietnam jungle gimmick - but it just so happened that no expected the tea leaves to be poisonous when stepped on, which worked out well

Classic sec, arresting someone for something they were fixing because it inconvenienced them specifically.

I have no idea what I'm watching or how I got here, but it seems interesting. Just too much going on at once for me to understand

does sec have some sort of thing that tells them what they get injected with? because it seemed that the guy you injected immediately knew it was a large dose of coniine

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

i don't think they knew per se they got hit with coniine immediately but if you a. are dealing with a botanist b. got injected with a plant c. immediately start suffocating then it's pretty clear what they got you with though they also could have had a health scanner or gotten to medbay quickly or a plethora of other things.

Came for Cuphead OST, stayed for the shits'n giggles. A++ would watch again.

When the maint shafts start speaking traitor.

Part of me wonders what server you did this madness in, the other part is extremely impressed that people still never learn.

@burdenuner9084

3 жыл бұрын

tg station manuel

At the end when you snitched on Rhials made me chuckled unexpectedly, what a fun video.

you tell the best SS13 stories in such a unique way

Blind lizzie avoids all security easily, perfect.

Spacenam ptsd

god why do you do better as a blind tot than i have ever done as a tot with no disabilities

19:40 the officer trying to be smug after you successfully outwitted the entire sec team for the entire shift and only ever got caught when willingly giving up.

KZread's algorithm is smiling upon your videos

Smells the flowers, i think

worst part bout blind botany is telling which chem is which

i didn't knew you could be blind in this game

I just found your channel, i have no clue how this game works or what is going on but it was hilarious! Thats a sub :)

Great video! And we have another borg deserving a jobban. Classic.

@Miataiga87

3 жыл бұрын

The Botanist was a non-human harming humans. Valid Hunting Borgs suck but this doesn’t break the rules.

@myman1635

3 жыл бұрын

@XRandomXManX - Pokes, Im pretty sure that all playable races count as Human...

@TiananmenSquare-qz9vp

3 жыл бұрын

@@myman1635 I don't know what server this is, but it looks like /tg/ code and on /tg/, and every other server I've played on, human means human.

@Miataiga87

3 жыл бұрын

@@myman1635 On /tg/ only humans are human. The AI doesn't have to listen to anybody else.

@Chaooo

3 жыл бұрын

@@myman1635 It really doesn't take that much to look up simple rules. tgstation13.org/wiki/Rules Lizards / Plasmamen / Flypeople / Catpeople / Ethereals (according to their wiki article) are NOT humans. AI and Cyborgs are free to exterminate them unless a Human orders the Borgs to not harm them. Keep in mind, though, for Server Rule #1: Don't be a dick.

Security is literally a clown. Appropriate.

This has " CaNt YoU SeE i'M LeGaLy BlInD?!" Vibes

I was fucking listening to floral fury and the clicked on this video and I was so damn confused as to why my music was still playing

I need to look into SS13 again. One Discord server I was in did something some time ago and I popped in as a curious spectator. Had a chat with an admin or someone (they popped me out of spectator mode thinking I may have done so by accident) and... that's the most of my memories. From this it seems interesting.

@lemonbot4906

3 жыл бұрын

Is like a fire work. When you first play it you get suck into it and can not stop playing it for weeks or even mouths or even a year. But then you get burn out and stop playing. Then when you get back to it. It has a lot of new stuff in it. And the pain will never end.

@iamaperson8197

6 ай бұрын

​@@lemonbot4906three years later, I can absolutely say you were right. I've been burned out of it and came back a year later like nothing happened.

sick bola dodging lmfao

Here before this goes slightly viral.

I know it literally says "Cuphead OST" in the chapter thing AND in the description, but I still spent the whole first 3 minutes thinking the music was from the Tropico soundtrack I'm an idiot Also, great vid, awesome to see someone doing so well while playing blind

Don't know the game, don't know the channel... but I'm extremely interested in the title..... Let's waste 23 minutes on this, here we go

@lemonbot4906

3 жыл бұрын

I ama a bit late i know but the game is called space station 13 and it's free to play. (Really no loot box or any shit like that.) You just need to download byond.

Great Video, Keep it up!

they're in the hydroponics, Johnny!

Nice

*dies....... *coughs

Incredible

Idk what i just watched, but it looks interesting so i'll sub

How do you get chat to highlight when they say your name? And do traitor codephrases normally show as a different color?

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

codephrases normally show up as a different color on tg codebases you can set any phrase you want to be highlighted (for example, your name) in the chat settings in the top right of chat

Melbert, can you be the best Space station Traitor and do a Run as a Old man in a wheelchair thats a traitor, maybe give him bad hearing as well?, kinda picture an old guy that can't hear good, hes most likely in his 80s as he is still doing crime but he can't walk

@ertyremains2017

Жыл бұрын

Gorbi

Nice. :)

Which server is this on? It seems like a really nice one.

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

/tg/station Manuel

@bman7346

3 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 recognised tg, was shocked at the rp till I saw this lmao

@cdgonepotatoes4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@bman7346 I know right? is it on downtime? I only ever touched it when I was new and didn't know better, the tide turned me off but then I was coming from SSeth's myself

@lemonbot4906

3 жыл бұрын

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 if you got put off by TG's tides, then check bee's. And some people do roleplay in the light roleplaying servers, just that there is much more roleplaying people on manual. I had a round on i think basil when me and my prisoner buddy just talk to each other for half of the shift in Perma until the HOP let us out and we just talk about shit in the bar while some weird shit was happening behind our uncaring backs.

@BAGELMENSK

2 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 super useful top, thanks.

nice

my main goal is to plant punji sticks and then act like the HoP told me too HEHEHEHEHEHE

Hey I remember playing with you the first time I was ever traitor. If you remember the cook who was incompetently trying to kill you that one time, that was me.

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

oh I remember you alright, it's hard to forget

@copyriteinc309

3 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 I remember hiding in your botany closet waiting for you with a gun, at least until i started hallucinating being on fire, then i got caught by sec. Funny thing is they didnt even jail me because they technically had no proof i did anything wrong.

how'd that coniine poisoning work? i can't figure it out but i'm fascinated

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

plant inject coniine, leave plant in maint, like 8 people died

@Reshig

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the plants work like a banana peel, all you need to do is step on them

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Lizards and their sharp sticks smh

No one saw that coming.

bro u deserve more sub wtf

how did you make the tea leaves posion them?

Sup Melbert. Punji sticks .. ooga booga

Oh no? oh yes!

A clown as sec, and playing super seriously? Disgusting; should have given up one of the jobs. A serious clown is wrong in so many ways.

wait a minute! i know that name! did you play Space station 14 recently as a botanist? worked with a man named Cactus Fantastico

You scratch an itch...

How come there's a single frame where you can see every once in a while?

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

blind people in SS13 are magic and can see every once in a rare while (mainly because blindness = unconsciousness sightwise in the code)

I don't understand why was objective escape without being in custody completed and green, when you were arrested and put in brig for 1 or 2 mins. Could someone explain? ?

@MelbertSS13

2 жыл бұрын

The "escape" objective literally the following: - Are you in the brig of the emergency shuttle at the end of the round? If so, you fail. If not, you succeed.

@SabaqnoGaara

2 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 Wow. I thought that you can't be arrested at all during the round. This changes everything. Thanks for the response. Also I love your videos

21:28 no i wasnt liar

I can't understand why you need coniine leaves. They can deal contact damage?

This video singlehandedly got me into ss13, it was in my recommended, the title sounded funny, and now im here... having the time of my life

"I guess you could say justice is blind" if i were to guess, MissD sent you that one

How do you highlight your name? Is it done in game or post editing?

@ethanhiggins5766

2 жыл бұрын

I still wanna know

@myman1635

Жыл бұрын

Ya need fancy UI. You can find and Fix Chat in OOC tab. Im like 99% sure it works only for TG code base but idk. Once chat is fixed, settings (the cog top right above chat) then type what ya want to highlight. Hope this helps :P

Do you ever have lag problems? Like I get.

how can you willingly play a blind character

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

how do you willingly play a sighted character

@kuroreaper8757

3 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 pog response.

can you recommend me some mrp ss13 server for europe?

@lzombieman

3 жыл бұрын

There is a mrp TG server for europe but it's usually really low pop, I'm European and used to play manuel and i had no real issues

hot

"You can barely see" Wtf game?

Ok very Vietcong.

What server was this?

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

/tg/station Manuel

I still asking myself HOW I PLAY THIS GAME!?!

@burdenuner9084

3 жыл бұрын

download byond

@alewolfo8491

3 жыл бұрын

@@burdenuner9084 3 moths late bro, but thx

@yata967

Жыл бұрын

@@alewolfo8491 then press "play" on one of the ss13 servers

@alewolfo8491

Жыл бұрын

@@yata967 2 yrs late but i really admire the help

CHESS?

not much to see in this video

Cox

What do they mean by 10-76 10-77 ecc.??

@barrelbox

3 жыл бұрын

Probs space law codes. Though they are usually in the range of X severity XX code

@cenni1887

3 жыл бұрын

@@barrelbox can’t be, those codes look like 301, 210, 104, ... and so on They seem like they could be coordinates. Perhaps they’re using tracking implants?

@MelbertSS13

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenni1887 10-x codes are a buncha codes sec players on Manuel made to obfuscate sec comms for when antags get their radio, but the admins banned it since this video was recorded so oh well

@XiaoYueMao

3 жыл бұрын

@@MelbertSS13 i mean those codes are quite literally in the space law books that are literally in the game lol

@cenni1887

3 жыл бұрын

@@XiaoYueMao not, those are different ones. The ones they are using here are 10-xx The ones spacelaw uses are for felonies and go like 1XX, 2XX, or 3XX depending on severity. These here look like they might be locations or something like that since it wouldn’t do much to obfuscate what crime is committed.