Cartman: You have a kid? Towlie: Yeah, turns out I had one the whole time, but I was too high to realize it. Lmao

@barbiquearea

6 жыл бұрын

His name is washcloth.

@RamiroBelmaresJr

6 жыл бұрын

It was a bold move for butters to bring out Washcloth during his intervention, powerful episode.

@rebeccaspratling2865

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@treejay818

4 жыл бұрын

Cumrag

@satanswife2546

4 жыл бұрын

@@RamiroBelmaresJr ikr so low dude

>That moment, when New Kid walks up to Eric, who's been on fire for the last two minutes, and calmly eats a cookie in front of him.

@jamesfowler7859

4 жыл бұрын

A true new kid probably was too high to realize snacks for friend on fire

@BranJohn98

3 жыл бұрын

Slowly licking the chocolate and crumbs of his fingers and lips. Full eye contact. No blinking.

@ThatGuyfromBrazil

Жыл бұрын

@@BranJohn98 Only one of the many things Cartman deserves

@J1mnyDoesMusic

Жыл бұрын

Those were cookies? I thought that was cereal

“My back hurts, I can’t sleep, I got no appetite” damn that’s sounds like my dad when he’s sober 😅

@blank2894

4 жыл бұрын

That’s sad...

@hopper8514

3 жыл бұрын

You good fam?

@jacobrodriguez7365

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@carlosh4854

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I need to do better

@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923

Жыл бұрын

Wow poor Towelie

1:38 The calmness Towlie uses when he says "Wait, what the fuck" made me laugh to harm

@echogoob6454

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923

Жыл бұрын

Dude that moment is so funny

I just love how at the end of his rant, he yells, "YOU'RE A TOWEL!" Dunno why, but I've always loved that line XD

@echogoob6454

2 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda his thing to say that

@dnmstarsi

4 ай бұрын

Probably the best defensive line anyone has ever spoken.

Towelie is technically the most powerful character in South Park history with is infinite hp Yes, even more powerful than satan

@-schattenpflanze-3755

4 жыл бұрын

Manbearpig is strongest besides maybe God and Mintberrycrunsh

@jackward11

4 жыл бұрын

No, that infinite Hp is just to make sure you calm him down instead of just defeating him.

@BlisterKitten

4 жыл бұрын

Spontaneous Bootay

@supersonic5644

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Ward man ur fun at parties

@spamtong.spamton84

2 жыл бұрын

Towelie is God.

A game where you force someone to relapse lol sold.

@TheBroknPezDispenser

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

I love howTowelie said all the medical remedies pot uses, like sleep aid, Appetite increaser, and stress relief, and is suffering lack of sleep, lack of appetite and stress, like he hasn’t thought of trying it for medicinal purposes.

@dogguy8603

6 жыл бұрын

Pwnedgamer94 because then he would move onto heroin and crack

@lolbro8701

6 жыл бұрын

dog guy it's not a gateway drug people's curiosity makes it a gateway drug

@lolbro8701

6 жыл бұрын

Pwnedgamer94 he's getting the syptoms cause he stopped smoking weed?

@dogguy8603

6 жыл бұрын

Lol Bro have you ever seen south park? Towlie jumps immediately from weed to crack

@lolbro8701

6 жыл бұрын

dog guy no not really but k

6:32 Towelie speaking some real workplace truth right here.

@user-mv9vv5pu6d

2 жыл бұрын

for real

@surprisevegeta8838

2 жыл бұрын

True.

He's a towel.

@whatevr99

6 жыл бұрын

Towelie: “You’re a towel!” 😂

@hoovenschmooven

6 жыл бұрын

No, YOU'RE a towel!

@gavin5923

5 жыл бұрын

You're a towel

@hiluminatul6750

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ man...I see you almost in every post or Red Dead Redemption 2 and now South Park lol

@eveillanderson

5 жыл бұрын

i Kno :/

So is no-one going to comment on the fact that TOWELIE HAS INFINITE HP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@RMorgan7HD

6 жыл бұрын

You can't kill a towel

@saturn2950

6 жыл бұрын

This Guy i was about to say that if i found this

@jacquelinetschiersch3199

6 жыл бұрын

This Guy you need to calm him down

@fanendey

5 жыл бұрын

He's a super absorbing towel!

@accordimedes6967

5 жыл бұрын

It is kinda cool

Love how the music turns to a reggae after the end of the fight

@CommonlyKnowledgeable

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because you go around the room lighting all the weed on fire so he can chill the fuck out

"People dont want to mix their mellow with thier chill. They'll get all fucked up!" Bruhhh im high as a kite (Kyle's quote) and I aint complaining

When he gets pissed about the wrong pot order, I died 😂🤣😂🤣 I would be the same

New kid:168 hp Cartman:52 hp and on fire New kid:walks up to cartman and heals

Damn, the Theme for this Boss is... *-L-i-t-* pretty good

@blankspacespooks2548

5 жыл бұрын

*LIT*

@gx_0213

5 жыл бұрын

_You wanna get high?_

1:38 has me rolling

1:47 For some reason he's cute when he gets pissed and keeps cursing like that

the music was dope

Hold on let me get high

@topazfire974

6 жыл бұрын

Mitsuru Kirijo LOL

@SaiyanGamer14

6 жыл бұрын

MITSURU NO!

This fight was DANK ;)

@twinkiecat.5794

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Piscitelli i get it c;

@thanthongsupawiwattakut

6 жыл бұрын

420

@informedconsumer5293

6 жыл бұрын

ฐานทอง ศุภวิวัฒนกุล blaze it

@pre_crumb3387

5 жыл бұрын

The doors that way

@CodesTheOtaku

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Piscitelli That was LITerally the easiest pun ya could have gone for. But I guess it’s better to WEED the easy ones out first, huh?

Every sober person in a nutshell

This boss fight theme is fucking lit

God damn it! I need the ost for this game, man! Towlie's boss theme is seriously my jam. Jungle forever. (It's funny cause Ragga Jungle is common with being high)

This is for the shitty pre-order content, Towelie.

@professorchaos5058

6 жыл бұрын

At least we got stick of truth free

@syrupman2887

6 жыл бұрын

Bitch you haven't played it with the preorder and its alot better with towele

@ArchiveAndy

6 жыл бұрын

Pre ordering to get a full game for free is more than worth it.

@v0lant_bl0ck88

6 жыл бұрын

Hana

@deathknight2300

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't pre-order and bought the game weeks after it launched, and it came with the DLC for Stick of Truth and Towelie.

7:03 this part got me rolling in the floor 💀

@Sorcerer86pt

9 ай бұрын

What sells this is the change of music tempo and style

Towelie is scary when sober. I like him more when he is high. I'm not joking the first time i fought Towelie i was scared to death by the picture 2:12. But i also felt bad for making him addict again, when he somehow get a hold on his life.

@marczhune4380

2 жыл бұрын

It’s better that he’s calmer, after all, even when he got a hold on his life, all that stress of responsibility as a family man and working to provide for his family especially after abandoning the one thing that kept him chill for so long would mentally impact him.

@marczhune4380

2 жыл бұрын

After all, being sober isn’t easy as anyone may think it is for long time drug addicts

@CountDVB

2 жыл бұрын

@@marczhune4380 Not to mention his complaints about South Park being f*cked up is completely true. Especially with all of the spiked drugs and alcohol and having to buy your weed from the sxith graders, so he's got alot of legitimate rage there

This type of character is something I see in a deadrising with all the psychopaths.

Towelie is sober fyi

@professorchaos5058

6 жыл бұрын

Samuel Green he's not high so.......

@mayafeyplushie2025

6 жыл бұрын

He's sober

@Davon85J

6 жыл бұрын

He's sober

@kylecomplains

6 жыл бұрын

He's sober.

@BionicAK

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, did you realize Towelie is sober?

this soundtrack is so fucking good

Your upload speed for this game is unreal, mate. I'm happy and all, but seriously, get some sleep or something.

@-king-1230

6 жыл бұрын

Isn't it great that there internet on the afterlife?

@jasontodd4461

6 жыл бұрын

- King - in you mean? Not a grammar nazi or nothing but even that got me

@zkgaming2851

6 жыл бұрын

Rando l

@superspacepiggy9474

6 жыл бұрын

Rando ddxxxxd

@tiffanygoforth8318

6 жыл бұрын

Super space Piggy ytujirþtutii6 g ttc g f ctc tct cd 44dvd4dv4dv4drvxrxxxr x rxr x rr rd drmd6es3 ms3 @ 3s @ rd rssrsrsrsr sr Sr s 3s3 s3 s3xpppp Hfhchfhffhfhfhfh

"Good sesh, kid. Good burn." I swear to god, since the first time I've heard that it's become a mantra for sessions with my bro.

The whole rant is fucking hilarious!

No one can tell me otherwise that the sober towelie theme SLAPS SO DAMN HARD

Towelie: "You're a towel!" Me: "No, Towelie. *YOU* ARE THE TOWEL." *And then Towelie became an ordinary towel. The end*

@negativedumpster9778

2 жыл бұрын

Was that a reference to the Doom: Repercussions of Evil story? :D

@jaredsamples6969

2 жыл бұрын

@@negativedumpster9778 yes

This scene is glorious

I STARTED DYING ONLY SECONDS INTO THIS!!!!!!!!!!! IM BUYING THIS GAME FOR TOWELIE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

Towelie!!!! :D

As a plumber, I find this even more hilarious. Not sure why...🤣🤣🤣

That is my favourite character

Oh by the way, I’m still on fire you guys, your leader is like burning up here. Love that 😂😂😂

God, how the hell would someone like PC Principal deal with Towlie? Towlie: I AM NOT A TOWEL!!! PCP: Yeah, HE IS NOT A TOWEL!!! Me: Then What is he, I mean, just looking at him, what is he? PCP: He's a.......I mean he's a..........uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...I don't mean to be offensive....But, what are you? Towlie: YOU'RE A TOWEL! PCP: I am clearly not a towel, sir! Towlie: YOU'RE A TOWEL! PCP: ...The fuck? Towlie: I'M NOT A TOWEL, YOU ARE! I'LL KILL YOU FOR CALLING ME A TOWEL!

@TheChopstyx

6 жыл бұрын

PCP: Are you a towel? Towelie: hold on. Let me get high. Then I can remember. Que Popeyes theme as towelie hits the blunt. PCP: so are you? Towelie:... am I what?

Og mellow bliss😎 mixed with the extra mellow and a lil bit of chill!🌿🍃

I didn't think this game was so much fun... but, the more I watch someone play it. The more I want to play it.

“That’s it!” “Yeah that’s the tune to Funky Town”

0:58 - I relate so much to Towelie in real life 😂

Best boss intro, hands down.

That "Jah" beat is way too good vibing

yeah you a cool guy, man... m' psyched to see you, man...

"God's air freshener."

@ANDROLOMA

Жыл бұрын

If such is the case, I freshen air every day.

Omg thank you I was stuck on that forever!!!!

"Why can't you fix it? " "I'm not a plumber bitch I'm a TOWEL"

Towlie is over 25 years old. The voice did change because time.

2:13 the title cards in this game are fucking gold

@hopper8514

2 жыл бұрын

This one and Mitch Conner’s are my favorites.

@idkidk4334

Жыл бұрын

Spontaneous bootay 😂😂

"Sober" and "Towelie". Two words that just don't go together.

This is the most intense game of checkers I have ever seen.

Towlie is the one being that can defeat ManBearPig.

Best soundtrack man. Fucking amazing

The way he just loses his shit in this cutscene makes me laugh so hard lmfao 😂🤣😭💀

Well that escalated fast.

1:10 lmao im not a plumber bitch im a towel!

As you can see, Towelie is easily stressed. Which is why he possibly does drugs.

@macrons593

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say he's easily stressed BECAUSE he does drugs.

@jackward11

4 жыл бұрын

Instead of all that enraged bullcrap, he COULD have used his brain and used those herbs.

“I’m a towel not a plumber bitch!”

What a great way to finish the video

Normally, I don't like the smell of Marijuana because it makes me think of dead skunks. But this Sober Towelie theme has the most aggressive yet chillest beats I ever heard.

love his plumber rant

I guess towille suffers the same curse bender does.

@DirectorOfChaos9292

4 жыл бұрын

But bender was made to run off alcohol or at least the chemicals in it. It's his fuel

I was offended that SOT didn't have towlie, now I can live freely that FBH has towlie.

People don't line to mix their mellow with their chill. They get all fucked up.

I still can't get over the name of this game.

Cool video keep it up

“I get a ten minute break but you get to lay down on the job” Relatable

*"If you mellow before you chill, you're gonna have a bad time."*

The idea of speeding up reagy music is awesome

Towelie is so awesome

Love the reggae music when the meds kick in ;)

Love the Egyptian music.

Weed is legal for recreatinal in colorado too doesnt need to be medicnal

This shit is classic! Right up there with Stan Marsh and his fuckin wine

Towlie became cool again.

This weed was for that stripper named " Classi " .

I was laughing about Towelie cursing

1:35 i love this part

Something I've noticed is after the fight towelie can look one of two ways. Normally after the fight, he's dirty. However, if you have the Towelie gaming bud, he's clean but with his eyes all pink.

All of towlies dialogue is amazing

Damn to towline made a huge deal about the mix up

"Don't be causing any shit in my dispensary, man!"

- has a healing move - cancels it and uses a healing item - doesn't use it on Cartman Bruh

The 3 characters with infinite HP: Helmet mimsy. Towelie. Spontaneous bootay.

@djfaded420

2 жыл бұрын

Off topic but I would love to see Spongebob vs Towelie

@reuv8441

2 жыл бұрын

@@djfaded420 who would even win?

Now we know who the most OP boss is in the game

@auttp_epic_face

6 ай бұрын

Nah it’s shub n*ggurath. The thing is a GOD. Who would win, a towel or an outer god?

Towelie's fight theme reminds me of the Ape Escape OST. And also that’s me during a tolerance break as a chronic pain patient. 😖😖😖😖😖

Looooooool i thought this was a actual episode hahahahaha

I feel your pain mr. Towelie reality is complete load of BS

Towlie us the best character ever. I relate to him so much.... I'm so high

towlie went off the deep end

When that game Calm Down Towlie started , I thought to myself , wtf , this weed , I must be tripping my brains out 😂

Fuuuuk, Towlie at its best ever here 😂😂😂😂.

I want to see a live video of the voice actor recording Towelie

I want this game so baddddd

I once went a year without weed. This was pretty much how I felt all the time lol.