Albino has a great voice to narrate over a nordic hockey match

@NotAlbino

9 ай бұрын

putting this on my resume

@startraveler524

9 ай бұрын

​​@@NotAlbinoIs it true that you have monkeys in your basement that rig your Isaac runs?

@Samookely

9 ай бұрын

local nordic hockey match interrupted by entire moose entering the rink

@eatthis8924

9 ай бұрын

​@@Samookelyit ca happuhn

@Boneheaded0

9 ай бұрын

@@NotAlbinoput my name in it too for an #shoutout

17:25 Fun fact, the tablet was intentionally nerfed to not always give double money. The devs thought that having an always accessible early game item that can one shot almost any enemy and also give double gold was overpowered, so they added a small hit box to the center of the tablet that counts as a player projectile when thrown.

@lred1383

9 ай бұрын

i am pretty sure they added the projectile component because the tablet would sometimes just not deal damage. Not entirely certain though

just finished my university studies for the year and am extremely burnt out, i’m watching all the Albino videos i see while i’m trying to regain my energy and try to not decompose. issac and noita are my favourites

@kutaskoza4995

9 ай бұрын

Doing actually the same after my engineer final exam

@nihminus6612

9 ай бұрын

agreed, i really like the noita videos as well. just good to chill out to since albino doesn't have a shitton of annoying ass editing, but it's still well put together.

@L_O_G_I_K_A

9 ай бұрын

Programming shit, in college.

@PikaBolaChan

9 ай бұрын

@@nihminus6612 i'm glad to hear we are all suffering and bonding over the same things

@saneori9748

9 ай бұрын

Amen brother,keep it up and rember to drink water!

2:42 Fun fact! You can also figure out some stats of a wand from its appearance: - if it has one of those oval gems on it, it's non-shuffle - Longer wands have larger spell capacity. Shorter wands have lower capacity - Typical wands have individual pixels that are lighter coloured compared to the rest of the wand; these are the wand's tips. The number of tips on the wand indicates the number of spells/cast (I've found that one tip almost always means one spell/cast) - Wider wands tend to have a higher cast delay

10:32 The fact that he got projectile repulsion field to not make the game easy and then he proceeds to be saved by it is hillarious

@lred1383

9 ай бұрын

repulsion field is one of the best non-jank perks. It's just that concentrated spells lets you get absolutely stupid amounts of dps with minimal effort if you know what you're doing

@stymlice2332

9 ай бұрын

@@lred1383 well, it does have a downside of healing spells hurting you, which is kinda inconvenient in the long run

@lred1383

9 ай бұрын

@@stymlice2332 if your run is on the weaker side, multiplying your damage by orders of magnitude is definitely preferable to the future chance of maybe finding healing bolt and piercing before circle of healing

@Needs_Tzel

7 ай бұрын

@@lred1383even then it’s really not necessary cause with pheromones u got free heals

As a lad with only like 10 hours into Noita, this lowkey helps to get some sort of understanding on what to look for, big bless Mr. Binos

@MiauFrito

9 ай бұрын

Let me spare your life, just don't play it. It's not worth it

@Salim-RS

9 ай бұрын

​@@MiauFritotoo late, Rougelikes is like crack to me and my ass is enjoying it wew

@MiauFrito

9 ай бұрын

@@Salim-RS Oh no, bro, just play Teardown or something, rogue like games are trash I should know because I've spent over 4k hours in Noita+other games There's something about constant guaranteed failing that's obsviously not the most optimal thing for your health Trust me, just go try out the game called ''Salt'' instead (in case the reader is wondering, Teardown and Salt are the very exact opposite of rogu-likes, where you can always and only win and where everything is always very noice - I highly recommend them both

@RandarTheBarbarian

9 ай бұрын

@@Salim-RS I have 260 hours and have completed many secrets, I still learned something from this video. I didn't know that you could grab the egg loaded with a spell and save it for later, and consequently also did not know that when the egg trigger eventually happens it will go off with modifiers you had at the time of the original cast.

Having melee immunity, Tinker and Perk lottery in one mountain and Perk lottery not triggering is either the greatest of rigs or Albino's ironic punishment.

"I will take Electricity for hiisi base" - statements said moments before disaster

Fun fact, item radar shows heart pickups and a great first perk due to how many hearts the coal pits have

10:32 when you're watching an Albino video and the most god tier editing comes in out of nowhere

Its funny how it seems like the educational noita videos end up always getting the black hole, concentrated spells, teleport, as if the game is trying to make it as hard as possible to teach someone how to actually survive with average luck.

actually this is the best tutorial I ever see, not to discredit the other tutorials, but Albino gets to the point and shows u some fast tips while he plays his game without getting Noita'd, nothing advance like how to do op wands with "advanced arithmetic because this is how it works" he just tells u "put this thing here, and this thing here and u woke up in a new bugatti with this wand 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥". Amazing Edit: he got Noita'd

I love when the intro spoils the best moment

@novaneox794

9 ай бұрын

true

@thegloop5018

9 ай бұрын

gotta get that watch time up

@SimplyHooly

9 ай бұрын

Thanks to you, I skipped instantly

@Kahzu

9 ай бұрын

all he did was statue kick steve

@vinniegret4841

9 ай бұрын

It's just a Steve kick

One week into Noita burnout, impecable timing, as ever. 💀 Thank you mister Bino, i'll try again.

hey albino, just here to say i’m struggling with major depressive disorder and your videos always cheer me up for a little while. Thank you man, this year has been tough for me.

I actually love this kind of "educational" content. Now we wait for "Somewhat Educational Slay The Spire" and "Somewhat Educational Issac"

Ill be watching this on loop and understand only 18% what he said

@ashleyking8851

9 ай бұрын

Hes fine most of the time but goes giga turbo for a sentence xd

@Exemus

9 ай бұрын

​@@ashleyking8851XQC mode

@skinnysnorlax1876

9 ай бұрын

A whole 18%!? You must be deeply familiar with eldritch entities

one of my first ever wins was breathless + electricity + sea of water spam at the start of every level. still one of my favorites, too

Albino I love this educational content so much, please make more !

27:10 And that's definitely the end of the game. Nothing more to see here folks. There are absolutely no secrets. no alternative endings, no hidden mini-bosses, and nothing outside of the main cave biomes you travel down.

4:07 To the editor, whosoever it might be: your work is appreciated

This will be a normal educational run proceeds to rigg the game

@goldenlizard92

9 ай бұрын

That's the education: success in Noita is primarily determined by how much you can rig the game in your favor through creative exploits.

@cortster12

9 ай бұрын

As someone with over a thousand hours in Noita, you'll have to be more specific than 'rigg the game', ha!

@Kabongo-pc6kv

9 ай бұрын

@@cortster12 I have almost 300 its not like I dont know the game it was just a joke

@cortster12

9 ай бұрын

@@Kabongo-pc6kv I was joking too, my bad! My joke was saying that anything can look like rigging, so I couldn't know which 'rigged' thing you meant.

This game is so absolutely addicting and I’m not even playing it lol

Do all finish people talk in 120 mph?

the rimworld music in the background is a nice touch, fits noita pretty well

I love your Noita Videos. Was just watching one of your old vids, when I saw you uploaded in the last 15 minutes.

The explanation in this video makes it way easier to understand what's going on. Your Isaac videos can be confusing if you don't have a lot of knowledge of the game so this is a nice change of pace

Rimworld sound track made this elite

Your noita content is amazing, Albino. Please keep it up.

You're always learning something new about noita. I'm 260 hours in, I've done the sun quest, opened both the hell and heaven chests, gotten the end of everything, taken the curse of greed to the avarice diamond, completed a 33 orb run, but today I learned you can grab the egg and store the loaded spell for later.

Great educational video, I especially liked when you showcased the most common cause of character death in Noita: killing yourself with your own over powered wand.

"Cast to get progress" they said "Giga nuke" echoed through the dungeon

16:00 This is why I write in my Spells guide how dangerous Arc effects are. By god they're strong, but WOW can they screw you over. And he mixed it with electric arc, too. If he so much as touched water (or blood) by accident with that thing equipped, he could've just died. Straight up.

Waiting on a procedure to remove a kidney stone, this video was exactly what i needed in a time like this. Keep up the good content maggot man. 👍

Learning about the medic is by far the greatest piece of information I got from this video. This will be my run saver

For my hit Noita fact: In the "Chemical Curiosities" mod (albino has used in a few videos) the "slicing liquid" can be put into the small pool before the first level's boss spawn in the orb room, if you have anything to make fire you can throw it in when the boss comes around the corner to spawn around 500 sawblades and kill it

Item radar is good for early runs as well since it tracks Hearts as well, helping you find Max HP+ stuff more easily.

Unironically I have used some of your previous videos as a sudo tutorial of sorts, have helped quite a bit xD

The slanted line to avoid the Holy Mountain collapse is the best tip.

Been waiting on that spells tier list for 2 years 🗿

NGL this game feels like a fever dream of a 10 year old after he read a very dramatic book.

Thank you bino I bought the game because of you playing it. Now I know what to do

This was genuinely enlightening. There's so many cool little tricks I didn't know in this video!

Amazing video as always, Doodlez

@DoodlezMusic

9 ай бұрын

Thank you for making more Noita content, I love the game and do t have enough time to play it but I can dip in and out of your vids and it’s just great

I don't understand what's happening on the screen or what language the mustache is speaking but I was still entertained

Every time Mr.Bino wears that white long sleeve its hard not to notice neco arc in the background and ponder.

I laughed at this 10:31 when I was watching this stream thinking "Really? wow" 2 runs later I lost a really good run to an Ukko while not looking, taking a direct hit, and dying at 415 max hp at stage 3. a few more runs later, I lose another decent run because a teleport mage tped me a few meters next to an Ukko blocked by the fog of war whilst in the Fungal Forest. And at that moment I understood the rage and anger people had for that blue smurf motherfucker.

Yes some more noita logic from the maggot

It's so weird seeing Albino beating the game No funny mods, no absurd world destroying deaths, no sun creating parallel universe destroying bullshit, just... beating the game

doodlez knocked it out of the park with editing on this give him a raise you sly swede

@DoodlezMusic

9 ай бұрын

Dude, the thumbnail for this video was perfect. Certified Maggot Classic ;)

father I hunger for slay the spire

Actually learned quite a bit of tricks from this, cheers Bino!~

I love how the electricity wand killed Albino in 0.2 seconds of being unlucky

I really enjoyed that and would love to see more of that

the noita vids give me life l

Wizard pasta noodle

I think the best goal for me to have when playing Noita is to just have fun and engage in chaos. Like, I have the mod that allows you to combine spells into a higher rank, and having the goal to get a rank 5 spell that is utterly ridiculous, then I can have a lot of fun with that.

You can burn while covered in glue even when stained with water- Learned that in Apotheosis

man you make this game look easy. I get folded in the 3rd layer every time

Albino would be the kind of teacher that would make for heptic but reasonable classes

Ive reached a point in my life where I now only relate the ph intro jingle as the albino intro

NOITA'S BACK BABY

Yeeeeeeeeees! More noitaaaa!

Thank you, my rigga.

i adore how albinos imposter pronounces maggot

thanks for this video bro i get absolutely rolled up and smoked in noita

if it isn't my favorite channel to learn about Noita... DrunkAndSmash

I appreciated that there was some analysis of the wand stats

This is perfect I have Noita

Taking electricity before hiiisi base turns propane tanks into proximity mines

Finally albino noita

Rimworld ost with noita gameplay almost gave me a stroke

Ive been taking my notes… labbing wands… the gods aint ready for my plans…

The rimworld music threw me off cuz im playing rimworld while watching this haha

Albino your intro keeps giving me a panic attack

19:25 Huh. Didn't know a menial egg can do that!

i already did the sun quest but i wonder what 'bino will teach to his maggots

@strikermodel

9 ай бұрын

I made the mistake of doing the sun quest that gives the crown before the other variations. Now, in order to do the rest, I will lose my crown.

Albino Are you a fan of roller coaster tycoon 3 by any chance since i recognised the soundtrack in the back ground, Btw great noita video keep it up :D

Nah Bino, the most dangerous enemy in the mines is when the game spawns the lightning elemental man in it.

My dad is in the credits of noita. Yeah, big flex

I’ve only watched oneyplays play this game I didn’t know there was so much content

Thanks for the great lesson Mr Bino

8:40 Exactly the same happened to me expect i'm just not good at the game and had no good spells

You the goat got me into noita like 2 years ago

Babe wake up, FuryForged dropped a new tutorial video.

Love the rimworld music

Nice, mayby next about Wands and spells?

Playing rimworld music over another game is like let’s play/streamer doping. I’m smiling and I didn’t even know why. I knew Noita wasn’t making me smile 👿

Gracias Señor Not Albino por entregar tips para hacer mas llevadera la experiencia de Noita. 😄

I always called the accidental death money their life insurance.

9:28 Wild Škoda spotted

I submitted my Noita homework and all Mr. Bino wrote as feedback was "maggot."

Pog rimworld jam.

Seeing how Fortnite chapter 1 is back, it makes me hope we'll get a new Fortnite montage video after 4 years.

ronaldinho soccer is the best meme ever

yayyyyy more albino noita

Albino is amazing at teaching what not to do XD

Babe wake up albino posted