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@luhar420

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@tylerblubaugh5549

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't this the russo finish wrote and not ww2

@freemind454

3 жыл бұрын

Still going on now look up Captagon !

@justanotherperson7774

3 жыл бұрын

God Bless Your Perfection

@ericjohnson986

3 жыл бұрын

¹ⁿ⁰

imaging his unit just looking around to realize "fuck aimo's gone"

@Theseus294

3 жыл бұрын

There’s always the one kid that ruins the acid trip he was that kid

@stevewhite7084

3 жыл бұрын

Then when they found him finally the first words anyone uttered, "fuck Aimo's gone"

@TacoTalo

2 жыл бұрын

And with their accent, everyone thinks they are stupid because they here “fuck, ammo’s gone”

@joekaz5198

2 жыл бұрын

"Shit, we gave him all the drugs"

@dustyfox8532

2 жыл бұрын

Which is pretty much par for the course if you've taken enough meth to make a horse break the sound barrier.

This entire story sounds like something straight out of an early access steam survival game.

@AnonEMus-cp2mn

2 жыл бұрын

I read this after just watching a survival game speedrun, and honestly that's pretty damn accurate!

@xwillex

2 жыл бұрын

I'm currently playing the long dark and the melted snow in a tin can hit me hard

@ABW941

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe there should be a meth themed survival game.

@nameless.greyceo

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to play this game.

@ABW941

2 жыл бұрын

@@nameless.greyceo `You have to survive in the cold wildreness, fight the soviets, fight the dragons, fight god himself with your bare hands, and win a frozen bird. Frozen bird tastes best with a side of meth.

"He wakes up; he has just punched a tree" might be the greatest sentence ever uttered.

@UnusualSandvichTF2

6 ай бұрын

Bro thought he was Minecraft steve 💀

My favorite part of Aimo’s story (that sadly didn’t make it into the video) was that decades later, a local newspaper ran a contest to see which former Soldiers could send in the most outrageous wartime stories. Aimo placed second. SECOND PLACE.

@defaultxr

3 ай бұрын

Makes me wonder what the first place story was.

@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132

3 ай бұрын

First place must have been kidnapped by an alien or something

@Tsaumeadeli

2 ай бұрын

Or survived getting shot repeatedly. On DDay

@LeeirahBrashka

2 ай бұрын

@@defaultxr It's the story of a Finnish sniper named Simo Häyhä, or the white death, that killed over thousands by himself and took a bullet to the face. The Russian thought the meth guy was a ghost of the white death, therefore Aimo trolling Russians troops without knowing. 😂

Simo - world's greatest sniper. Aimo - world's greatest tweaker.

@jayhawkins4945

3 жыл бұрын

Just think, if they counted all of the Shadow people he killed!!! LMAAAAAAAAAAO!😂😂😂

@alaskaaksala123

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@drugsokay4286

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayhawkins4945 as a former tweaker this joke gets a 10/10 from me

@GreedyOrange

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennydoggins1712 stay strong man!everyday is a gift you have to give to youreself!

@carlmanvers5009

3 жыл бұрын

They don't do things by halves in the Finnish Army.

"War, On Drugs"

@DARisse-ji1yw

3 жыл бұрын

I see what ya did there 🤣

@andreat.8078

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@justinklassen2965

3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@Highlander_Red

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! That's my president's tag line! BTW I live in the Philippines.

@denny720

3 жыл бұрын

Nice very nice 👍😂😂

Imagine you're a soviet regular, already having heard the black legend of the elite Finnish "ghost" soldiers. Encamped in the middle of the forest, you stand restless on your post. Suddenly, you hear a cry in the distance and feel the wind on your face. You turn around and then you see it. An unholy demon speeding towards you, dressed in sooted rags, his eyes big like dinner plates, laughing like a maniac. You draw your rifle, but it is too late. By sheer luck he misses you by an inch. Your squadmates initiate pursuit, but he is simply too fast for mortal men. He is not concerned neither by bullets flying his way or the limits of the human condition that the pursuing party must consider. He is gone, the only thing left is the diabolic laughter in the air. He will be back.

@Rixoli

2 жыл бұрын

What a wondrous description, bravo friend, bravo.

@luxbrumalis823

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@mooganify

2 жыл бұрын

What

@zenzizenzic

Жыл бұрын

+

@draglorr5578

Жыл бұрын

This was hilarious!

This man tweaked in the Finnish wilderness for two straight weeks, trolled the Soviets and himself, and somehow came back alive. Hats off to Aimo, really.

@simtexa

4 ай бұрын

Not only alive but in decent health after additionally getting maimed by two bombs in a row. Finns are made of something else.

Impressed by his ability to ALWAYS make a fire...no matter how fucked up the situation !! lmao

@edgarpereira4982

3 жыл бұрын

yea, was thinking the same 😂

@melvinmerkelhopper5752

3 жыл бұрын

Since Finland is perpetually snow covered I guess he would have to have quite the knowledge of fire building.

@RomeWill

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@blacksheepsociety244

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo true

@NoahSpurrier

3 жыл бұрын

Ask any Finn to make fire.

Lmaooo the fire scene. He moves everytime the fire spreads. I'm surprised Aimo survived his ordeal. Glad he did because this was one hell of a story

@upalse

2 жыл бұрын

"That's fine" moment.

@humanityneedstowakeup.5220

2 жыл бұрын

So basically he went to war, Got fucked up on meth, Went on a crazy ski adventure, got blown up and survives. Kind of jealous.

@bob7975

2 жыл бұрын

It was so warm and cozy!

@joshuabouman753

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine all the crazy stories we'll never know due to the people who went on wild rides on this but didn't make it

@bosscus

2 жыл бұрын

According to some sources he lived to have 9 KIDS AFTERWARDS as well

So in summary Aimo: - Traveled 400km in the snow - Was forced to LEEROY JENKINS his way through a Russian camp - Got blown up twice - Laid out in the elements with his clothes torn in half for several days All the while tripping balls. And he somehow managed to survive If you ever needed proof for the existence of superman, there you go.

I can understand how terrifying and confusing this whole ordeal was for him to experience, and i do empathise with him. But god damn i cant stop laughing at the part where he skied straight through their camp.

@candlestyx8517

2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing at the most of the video, have to share with my friends.

@robertlee4809

Жыл бұрын

It was in no way a terrifying ordeal...meth makes you feel fking invincible and not afraid of anything...ask me how I know

@yourneighbor2567

Жыл бұрын

​@@robertlee4809 bullshit! Ask me how I know?

@indigocheetah4172

Жыл бұрын

I loved the scream as he shot past the Russian soldiers .

He wasn't Finnish, he was just getting started...

@scottcgmack5870

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t “Finnish” but he was “Russian”. Come on peoples. I had to go there.

@ClassicGuy2004

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@friedrichgerster1583

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like the early days of my life..except that i came to drigs because i never was able ro fit in...and people with some kind of mental illness,even if its autistic behaviors,than u outmatched and never tells anyone u something or lies to u ,just for getting ahead...its like u know thats something going on and u know because of not making the right assosiation,u will die at the end..because all get pissed off,

@normanstrongbow9335

3 жыл бұрын

That's very Punny!!

@SteveSolkela

3 жыл бұрын

Mukava 👍🏼

Everybody gangsta until your imaginary friend steals your gun

@Superbug-tf8zy

3 жыл бұрын

my question, is where did he lose his gun?

@trixter7219

3 жыл бұрын

@@Superbug-tf8zy 400 kilometers is a long way to go, it'd be easy to lose it while tripping on meth in the blinding snow.

@SebastianHaban

3 жыл бұрын

Superbug 3003 There is now probably a wolverine with a gun in the russian outback near the finish border ;)

@Yadobler

3 жыл бұрын

@Mycel could be a crazy Koivunen who took Koivunen's gun and Koivunen mistook Koivunen for a Koivunen honestly with meth in the equation, its probable

@G-Mastah-Fash

3 жыл бұрын

@@trixter7219 The Suomi is also pretty heavy, so if you have no ammo for it its a big burden to carry that thing around.

Meth addiction actually destroyed my life. I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to meth for over 6 years. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

@NetaZjdb

4 ай бұрын

Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, meth, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.

@Bastianbishops

4 ай бұрын

Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.

@SusanaGomez-mp8sk

4 ай бұрын

Hey! Yes Dr.alishrooms

@JacksonSmith-wc8oo

4 ай бұрын

How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

@FrankMorrison-vu2kc

4 ай бұрын

Yes he's Dr.alishrooms. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

The part where he just skies right through screaming made me lose it😂😂😂

@fightingtosurvive6527

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! 🤣😄

@patrickdelaney2299

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't that a scene from Dances with Wolves 😹

There was a surgeon called Rikhard Sotamaa, who in 1944 during the battle of Tali-Ihantala conducted surgical operations on wounded soldiers for 9 days straight without proper sleep, due to him being the only available surgeon nearby. The only thing keeping him going were these very same meth tablets and cigarettes

@corvidKinq

3 жыл бұрын

god damn, props to the surgeon. I hope everyone turned out fine in the end

@Puistokemisti

3 жыл бұрын

@@corvidKinq As fine as you could be after a 9 day meth binge

@braym2391

3 жыл бұрын

I’m curious how he didn’t just collapse

@Puistokemisti

3 жыл бұрын

@@braym2391 Meth is a hell of a drug

@braym2391

3 жыл бұрын

@@Puistokemisti as it seems

“Aimo had been entrusted with a unit’s supply of pervatin.” Yeah maybe just give a few pills to each soldier

@zerothekitten5283

3 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure they dont do that because they dont want the soldiers taking them unless absolutely necessary. So entrusting one guy to them means there is a lower chance they will be taken since they will have to ask him for some.

@rash15

2 жыл бұрын

@@zerothekitten5283 leave me with the units supply ... and i will take all of em.. n get high for the entire unit lol

@JuanLopez-ss3mz

2 жыл бұрын

“Yo these pills ain’t shi-“ *Singlehandedly goes COD mode and ends the war*

@absoliutenuds

2 жыл бұрын

Aimo was the group's meth head

@drkhven1614

2 жыл бұрын

@@JuanLopez-ss3mz amino- "ayo guys, these pills ain't shi-" 4 weeks later: proceeds to explain his mad asf meth trip

I am dying!! The battle yell as he skis through the encampment, he punches a damn tree, and no more tea?!?! Holy Jesus. Why did I wait so long to watch this episode.

Aimo and the fire is the first example of ..."this is fine"

i literally can’t stop laughing about “his need for speed turns into, a need for speed”

@flewprettygood8911

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s may favorite part of the whole video lol great stuff

@The_ZeroLine

3 жыл бұрын

So weird, i read your comment and wanted to find it in the video and swiped to THE EXACT place it’s said in the video (and to be clear, I hadn’t watched the video).

@flewprettygood8911

3 жыл бұрын

@Froddobaggins WasmyMilkman wtf? Lol

@budkawa5836

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_ZeroLine do you remember right about where you clicked?

@ganjaman407

3 жыл бұрын

@@budkawa5836 2:39 is where he says that in the video

I just love him just skiing through a Russian camp. They must have been like. "Who the hell is that"

@mariakelly1059

2 жыл бұрын

Aimo (doing his Obi-wan Kenobi impression as he's zooming through the Russian camp): "I'm not the Finnish soldier you're looking for!"

@ryanbauer3680

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariakelly1059 Hello there...(Skis past them like a tweaked out Finnish skier)

@bombboy3427

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariakelly1059 No no no it would be "... -ot the FinniSH SOLDIER YOu're looking -....!!!"

@eastdakota6954

2 жыл бұрын

has very similar vibes to that one vine with the guy dressed as a giraffe "say Colorado!" "IM A GIRAFFE" *NYRM*

@RavensWings11

2 жыл бұрын

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

His mind was permanently altered for the rest of his life, no doubt. He probably bounced back after a few years but something about that kind of experience will never leave you. Once those kinds of doors are opened they never fully close.

@Joseph-C

Жыл бұрын

You can't really go through the military and become reprogrammed to kill people and expect to come home with the same sort of mindset at the end of it... I can't imagine having PTSD is any better than what this guy came home with.

@taiyoqun

Жыл бұрын

​@@Joseph-C to be fair he probably went home with both

@clamcrewcarclub6017

Жыл бұрын

I think after that grenade trap aimo is very careful about opening doors

5:02 My absolute favourite moment in any of Qixir’s videos

@asheep7797

Жыл бұрын

aaaaaaah

@mashucha

Жыл бұрын

@@asheep7797 pp

the fact that he got hit with a mine and a rigged bomb in the space of a minute had me dying with laughter

@saltwatertaffybag

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, his trousers had the arse torn out. This was the end of his journey.

@Derek_Wyld

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah after walking 248 miles too X'O

@308dad8

2 жыл бұрын

And in typical meth head fashion is just fine

@MagnumLoadedTractor

Жыл бұрын

@@Derek_Wyld skiing tho

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the ass out

they should make this into a movie, that was quite an adventure lmao

@RogueBoyScout

3 жыл бұрын

Only if we can get a Method Actor for the main role...

@MikeLitoris66

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine this being a short black comedy movie

@danielfridolfsson8731

3 жыл бұрын

@@RogueBoyScout Charlie Sheen

@Motorsheep

3 жыл бұрын

@@RogueBoyScout I think you misspelled "methhead actor" there. Or wait. Method! I get it. The crystal method, of course.

@h.l9635

3 жыл бұрын

That parts like made for Johny Depp.

4:54 just strikes me as such a Finnish solution to the problem of stumbling on an enemy camp, just yell and ski-yeet your way past them 🤣

Teenagers: "It feels great to be high!" Aimo: "Two mines also."

the part where he just slightly moved away from the fire repeatedly is fucking hilarious

@anactualalpaca7016

2 жыл бұрын

shit had me rollin

@georgyekimov4577

2 жыл бұрын

this is fine happens to me to

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgyekimov4577 Are you... Aimo, by any chance?

@emil3458

2 жыл бұрын

fr and it happened irl

@georgyekimov4577

2 жыл бұрын

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 no im just doing the same thing with all my problemms including fire

Just wanna point out how good Aimo is at making fires. I wanna be Aimo in a survival situation.

@murkyhydra6351

3 жыл бұрын

High on meth?

@riograndedosulball248

3 жыл бұрын

Too good at making fires, not so good at keeping track of his equipment - nor at finding pine buds for tea

@PotVon

3 жыл бұрын

As person who isn't so fond of outdoors, but live in Finland. I can make a fire with knife, wood, and flint & steel. So it comes with living in Finland that you have some sort of survival skills.

@Fetidaf

3 жыл бұрын

@@PotVon well it's not too difficult if you have flint... That's not much more difficult than starting a fire with a lighter

@punbug4721

3 жыл бұрын

Those who spend time with Aimo tend to disappear on a fairly regular basis. Not recommended.

"god only knows how he swallowed tirty fockin pills without woter" "not long after, aiMO"-

This is made even more hilarious to me, because I've experienced something like this.... for a few hours... in a warm, safe house... not in a war zone... lmao I would have died Good on Aimo for making it! That's one hell of a survival story

Of course he's Finnish... If anyone is going to get lost in the freezing cold while tripping balls and survive it's gonna be a Finnish guy.

@silkyjohnson4519

3 жыл бұрын

Meth doesn't normally make you trip balls. It will if you stay up for weeks

@chaseteter

3 жыл бұрын

Silky Johnson and staying up for weeks would probably feel like tripping balls.....

@jimtomson5362

3 жыл бұрын

or a Canadian

@cuburac

3 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@TheJege12

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah it's gonna be us :D

It allways makes my day when theres a new tales in a bottle

@VivAtreyu

3 жыл бұрын

Tales From the Meth Bottle

@matt_numerix

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@LowdownBoy

3 жыл бұрын

From the bottle - the Pervitin bottle

@bunkerbois4624

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@jorgetheyellowgreenbean5908

3 жыл бұрын

nanacrammin is that a Xbox profile picture

This is by far my favorite video on KZread I have watched it so many times every time I meet someone new I have to play this for them anytime anyone is discussing any War I have to play this for them and I never ever get bored

The whole story is crazy but the thing that blew my mind is his heart rate of 200bpm when he was rescued. That’s absolutely insane. Mine was 140 after a night of tequila and marijuana and I felt like I was about to die. 200 is stupid high.

@mariakelly90210

Ай бұрын

In 2019 my heartbeat went up to 260. Scared the living daylights out of me, and I ended up getting an ICD (Implanted Cardiac Device).

@vaiyt

10 күн бұрын

He was too high on meth to notice

A friend of mine actually did a documentary in our school about this tale, with a fireside chat type vibe to it. Watching him explain the story and then have our video production class listen to it while our teacher was shocked was hilarious lol

@stevewhite7084

3 жыл бұрын

Please, please, please where can I get a copy of that. I think your friend should distribute it. This is a tale that needs to be told and passed on. Seriously if you can I would love to get one.

@bensoncheung2801

2 жыл бұрын

π (3.14) 👍

@nomorecomply4044

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah facts. Imma do that except I actually snort dope. Aye man dope ain’t terrible if you aren’t an idiot. 99% of people are idiots to drugs, but I got the good genes.

“His need for speed was replaced with a need for _speed.”_ goddamnit I love this channel

@vplayz7371

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@brendonutjita

3 жыл бұрын

I creased so hard at that bit😂😭

@scratchy996

3 жыл бұрын

Dude went 400km, that's a lot of speed on speed.

@H.A.L9000

3 жыл бұрын

CMON ONE MORE LIKE FOR TRIPPLE 6 ON TOP OF TRIPPLE 7 COMMENT!!!!

@haltestelle793

3 жыл бұрын

Y DOES NO ONE PUT TIME STAMPS WHEN QUOTING?!?! 2:40

Stories like these make me proud of my Finnish heritage

This is far and away the best KZread channel I have ever discovered.

"No more tea for Aimo" in an Irish brogue sounds straight from a quintessential, sweet lil' night time story.

@spyczech

2 жыл бұрын

No tea for aimo cry 😢 😪 mom read me a different bedtime story

"His need for speed was replaced with a need for speed" This sentence is too perfect

@GENESIS-bj4bp

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@spazx8026

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@capt.macmillan5055

3 жыл бұрын

Laughing off my ass off😂

@Yeoubi347

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trust Me , This story is so close to accurate it is scary for those of us who have been there! Well Done and Thank you.

@robertlee4809

Жыл бұрын

Most will never know..but we do🤣🤣🤣

Escapes pursuing Russians, gets blown up twice, spends weeks out of his mind on meth, eats a bird raw and gets rescued after two weeks. This guy was a real life Machete.

Does anyone else think this would make an incredible movie.

@johnt.70

2 жыл бұрын

God yes

@drkhven1614

2 жыл бұрын

Omfg, the blackouts and the hallucinations would be funny asf, and the ability to always make a fire wherever the fuck he is 🤣🤣

@moonbug7252

2 жыл бұрын

5:00 is like something out of a wes Anderson movie

@Daniel-rs4ll

2 жыл бұрын

Hit Seth Rogen up with a mail im sure he'll consider the role as Aimo the Tweaker. :P

@ryanstorm3773

2 жыл бұрын

why is it not though

This is simultaneously a very sad yet hilarious tale, thank you Qxir

When I was a kid in primary school we did a health thing where we had to measure our resting heart rate. There was this one kid named Franz - who always talked super fast and could never sit still. We all had to give our results -then it came to Franz. The teacher checked him a couple of times. His resting heart rate was ...175 ! What the heck...no drugs - just super squirrelly.

@anngarth

Жыл бұрын

@@anon_148 my brother in christ, he wasnt shot in serbia

The most shocking thing about all this, is that he managed to live to the age of 71. I can only imagine how many times he has told this story to people who didn't believe him.

@current9300

6 ай бұрын

Late comment, but he actually didn't tell the story much according to his friends and family because he wasn't sure how much of what he remembered was even real. His complete account comes mostly from a article he finally wrote for a Finnish magazine's war story competition. His story won the SECOND prize.

@emperor1e

2 ай бұрын

@@current9300…. Wh…who won first?

I need to make a few corrections to this video. I'm from Finland. He didn't eat all of the pills at once. He swallowed a bunch of them because they were chased by the Russians and they were in hurry. It's not said how many he ate at first, but obviously more than he should have, lol. He also ate the pills later on. It's mentioned that when he had passed the Russian camp and Russians were chasing him again, he at that point also ate those pills to be able to get rid of the chasers. He was part of the Finnish special forces, a commando. They were basically Finlands most elite soldiers who did the most demanding tasks. Maybe that's why he was capable to ski like a madman and maybe those pills had some part as well ;) hahaha. These things happened in March 1944 in between Kantalahti and Salla.The temperatures were in between -15 to -30 Celcius.

@nicolasnod7359

2 жыл бұрын

A few notes to keep in mind, about him being the Finland version of a green beret, a special forces soldier of an army that with around 15.000 soldiers held off the soviet advance of 450.000 for over a year, (until they declared the soviets winners but with a lot more breathing room than initially demanded by the soviets, as they had a puppet leader in finland). So you can imagine how freaking good a special forces soldier from such an army is, keeping in mind that the skills they handled best were survival and recconoisance. An absolute mad lad.

@bobzeepl

2 жыл бұрын

Nice, I have been not far from there :) Love the story

@bz3086

2 жыл бұрын

Name, Its okay. The. Nazi haters are well known for altering history 😂

@bubblelf4341

2 жыл бұрын

@@bz3086 what

@tamasmayer1167

2 жыл бұрын

@@bz3086 ur saying nazi haters like it’s a bad thing

"God only knows how he swallowed 30 pills without water." It's a lot easier than you'd think.

@HPsawus

Жыл бұрын

I’m choking after the first pill. You guys know you’re built different but refuse to accept it

I'm pretty sure this is where the "don't take more than the prescribed amount in 24hrs" came from...👀

@zic_sporesoninstagramsellsgood

Жыл бұрын

⬆️⬆️ look up my handle he sells all microdosing and psychedelic stuff 💊🍄🍫🍫…

Pervitin (and other meth products) were not just given to soldiers. You could actually buy it from your local pharmacy, even after the war. It was not declared an illegal drug until 1968 in Finland. There are stories of old people asking for amphetamine in pharmacies all the way up until the 80s or so because they remembered how you could work all day and all night with it.

@missvida6251

2 жыл бұрын

That's amazing. I looked up pervitin and they still produce it under the name Desoxyn. It's pure methamphetamine...Pure! Lmaooo. Boy they were getting a clean high! I don't even do meth but I do take amphetamines for ADHD.

@opmdevil

2 жыл бұрын

Pervitin staid in the pharmacy for a long time but its content was changed many times. If I recall it right, the last years it was available, there was no drugs in it, mostly cofeine.

@stansman5461

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if they're 80+, and former soldiers, they've earned the right to go out high as a kite.

@308dad8

2 жыл бұрын

Caffeine is only technically a stimulant. It has no Stimulating effects on me. It does help medicines work though for headaches

@B_Bodziak

Жыл бұрын

He said it was "Methamphetamine", which, in the US is generic for Adderall. Methamphetamine is not meth, the street drug.

lets be clear. the thumbnail drew us here to great effect.

@explonoise9930

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO it's the guy from bounce by the ounce

@andrewtrueblood2748

3 жыл бұрын

Im to late. Its so damn goofy

@LeoCOYS

3 жыл бұрын

That's punny

@geeniel4462

3 жыл бұрын

Crystal 😉

@danielflanard8274

3 жыл бұрын

Qxir is our boy, been with him for awhile, but that thumbnail is definitely more striking than his usual ones. Gotta grow the community.

Aimo comes upon a Russian camp, “just punch it!! What is the worst that could happen?”

Love your content.... The typical Irish humor with which it's delivered, brings a smile to my otherwise, seemingly endless, oblivion.

fucking hilarious. As someone who has recovered from a meth addiction, this is a really accurate depiction of the overuse of meth. When its that bad, you cant just seem to anything right or catch a break. Don't do meth kids.

@projectkepleren

2 жыл бұрын

do you also happen to be a finnish

@yourneighbor2567

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if it's just an American thing or what but I've seen and heard about people doing the most evil sht after being up for days on meth. That stuff is the devil.

@robw5096

Жыл бұрын

Nah bro if you have a good heart and focused mind you would be good there are demons though

"I'm gonna take these pills and handle my shit!" -soldier about to lose his shit

@letzte_maahsname

3 жыл бұрын

Replace "soldier" with "modern human".

@ChineseGodfather

3 жыл бұрын

@@letzte_maahsname Nah cuz that has nothing to do with the story

I'm actually fucking crying with laughter. This is amazing. What a guy.

Just subscribed! You are hilarious... totally read my thoughts every time 😂. Not often I find channels that match my sense of sarcasm or humor so BRAVO and thanks! Now I'm gonna binge you ❤️

Aimo: "God i'm tired." Mysterious Sleep Deprived Inner Voice: "You've got pills." Aimo: **takes fuckload of them** Mysterious Voice: "um" **nervous sweating** "dude..." Aimo: *"L E T S F U C K I N G G O!!!!"*

@ncescher1

3 жыл бұрын

And he done went

@tommac8556

3 жыл бұрын

Always listen to that mysterious voice

@tommac8556

3 жыл бұрын

or voices

@yomamma2424

3 жыл бұрын

@@ncescher1 dnp2

@marcowagner94

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I laughed so hard that I chocked on water when he skied through the camp

@Willam_J

3 жыл бұрын

Giovanny Hernandez - I know, right? I was thinking “Ahhhh.....” and then he actually said it. 😂

@SalahEddineH

3 жыл бұрын

I just imagine what the Russians were thinking. You're set up there when a single Finnish soldier flies through your camp.

@SalahEddineH

3 жыл бұрын

@cristopher wong I'm sorry? (Sorry English is a 3rd language for me, so I'm still working on it, I may have missed a mistake in there, because I don't see it yet)

@scratchy996

3 жыл бұрын

@@SalahEddineH "what the Russians were thinking." - blyat, another one ! how much speed do these guys have ?

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

i'm just imagining the rationale behind it. "well they're not expecting it, it'll work. I know i could go around but they'll have scouts anyway. fuck it; it'll be hilarious and badass."

Two weeks and he still was at 200+ bpm? Holy moly! I wonder what the dosage was. Not many would've survived just the damn OD.

This is by far the best story so far and best telling of it!

This story was extremely interesting, your story telling ability only seems to have made it better

@Borel-nv5bq

3 жыл бұрын

The accent when he says "he's fooked" really puts the cherry on top

@MattNeufy

3 жыл бұрын

Borel 2016 and the meth was the chocolate icing!

@BillehBobJoe

3 жыл бұрын

i mean it'd be kinda dry without qxir. read the wikipedia article for a sense how this is much better

@eatingsteakisfun

3 жыл бұрын

#Fooked.

@Lovedrug69710

3 жыл бұрын

I subbed because I believe you

This would be a good premise for a horror movie/comedy

@tahunuva4254

3 жыл бұрын

Someone get Edgar Wright in the line xD

@CaptainBlack47

3 жыл бұрын

Evil dead, but there are no deaths, and the only evil is the raging meth addiction, and Bruce Campbell is a Finnish soldier

@Gorindakia

3 жыл бұрын

The revenant is kinda similar but without the meth and it’s in Canada in the 1700s. It stars Leonardo DiCaprio

@HonnePerkele

3 жыл бұрын

Jasper Pääkkönen would be great since he's Finnish and has also had a role in Hollywood.

@kayagorzan

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

Thank you for the great vid.

Congrats on 900k :)

Dude was probably pushing 150mph through that camp 😂

@un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 flash ah-ah

@88trapordie

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 he was fooking gone

@un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5

3 жыл бұрын

@@88trapordie best story ever in it 😂😂😂😂

@88trapordie

3 жыл бұрын

@@un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 defo 😂😂

@marktrouts5136

3 жыл бұрын

Omg THAT is fucking funny as hell bro !!!!

"Just like they always say kids, drugs are good for you" 10/10 best quote of 2020

@Propaganda9999

3 жыл бұрын

Stay in drugs and don't do school

@bubblybuzzy2941

3 жыл бұрын

Sad Cat I had to read that a couple times 😂

@QuackersMcCrackers

3 жыл бұрын

As a Ritalin Kiddie I can agree, 10/10 would recommend (its medical name - Methylphenidate - even starts with the word meth lololol)

@bradleyweiss1089

3 жыл бұрын

Except hydroxy Chloroquine. Don’t take that. That keeps the Covid monster away. And we want you to get the shot. We want you to get all the shots.

@erniebuchinski3614

3 жыл бұрын

However, I believe that Mr. Mackey from "South Park" would disagree on that. M-kay?

Showing LOVE for the channel thank you for this great video honestly I personally loved it. Have a gooden y'all

Across the board, Tales From the Bottle has great re-watchability but I've gotta say, this one gets me everytime.

“I’ve been entrusted with the units meth supply.” *popeye music starts playing*

@raditzsuper9782

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha!! 🤣

@inforism.

3 жыл бұрын

lmao 💀

@mikhailrabbinowitz-gasthau1807

3 жыл бұрын

TOPKEK :popcorn:

@dsandoval9396

3 жыл бұрын

We finally know what's been in his pipe that gives him his strength.

@viperhiggins7937

3 жыл бұрын

@@dsandoval9396 more spinach

Him just skiing through the Russian camp is fucking hilarious. I can only imagine what those Russians were thinking as they see a Finnish guy just skiing by.

I love your comedic take 😅 but he is badass and his heart was indestructible

Aimo is an absolute legend

We need a movie of this starring Nicolas Cage.

@Timbo007

3 жыл бұрын

Kiattawee Chaiwiriya it’s already in production he is really strung out on meth in the pursuit to steal the Declaration of Independence before the zombie natzi get there hands on it.

@dolson9366

3 жыл бұрын

Gary Busey

@HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT

3 жыл бұрын

Even badder lieutenant

@Tom-wq2mz

3 жыл бұрын

Bad lieutenant was a great Nicolas Cage movie.

@ChrisDeVarro

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Although he's so fucked he just builds it in the middle of the floor." 😂

@drkhven1614

2 жыл бұрын

Why was that line del in the most beautiful way, and also you can hear the sadness from the narrator and you can also see the sadness in Aimo's face when he said "he's also lost his cooking pot, so no more tea for Aimo"

Look at his eyes!!! He never got over it!

This is my favorite tale from the bottle.

“He wakes up, he has just punched a tree” im wheezing

@mariakelly1059

2 жыл бұрын

Damm, what did the tree ever do to him?

@Axispa.

Жыл бұрын

bro thought he was playing minecraft before minecraft.

anyone interested in this topic, i'd highly recommend reading _blitzed_ by norman ohler

@basedsouljah

3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic read I highly recommend it as well! such a NUMBER of hard drugs used back then its intriguing

@Dancingonthesun

3 жыл бұрын

Another one for the wish list! Thanks for the recommendation.

The Suomi KP-31 lends itself quite well to the minimalist art style used here. Great vid!

You always tell the best, most dramatic stories and I love it. There's also a Vietnam edition of this, where a US Soldier on acid and weed fights a bunch of Vietcong.

publically funded meth addiction? Times were different back then. Not better ,just different

@iverkjellkken6569

3 жыл бұрын

It's the Nazis. If they're not doing something that's wrong, they're doing something thats weird.

@omarcarrero3623

3 жыл бұрын

@@iverkjellkken6569 he's hinting that is the same today with opioids, thatd why is 'different' and not 'better'

@joshgale5977

3 жыл бұрын

Just remember they used to put cocaine in coca cola that's how it legit got its name from yup

@SkyJUSTIN6

3 жыл бұрын

They still use amphetamines salts for solders so its not really that different just a different name

@joshgale5977

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkyJUSTIN6 and that too

He had that million mile meth stare in his photo

@dannylamb456

3 жыл бұрын

That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and laughed.

@Invizive

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannylamb456 That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and drooled.

@anopinion3469

3 жыл бұрын

this deserved more likes; kinda glad not everyone recognizes it

@Mf-wolf

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I hate you 😭

@donbrashsux

3 жыл бұрын

Crackhead

"Not long after.." Cue ridiculous smiley face lmao

My teacher showed us this video yesterday in my history class after starting our ww2 unit

I wish someone would make a movie about his trip

@moonliteX

3 жыл бұрын

fear and loathing in finland

@mg9261

3 жыл бұрын

Thad be craaaazy

@nolainacorolla2556

3 жыл бұрын

Seth Rogan plays his character

@alekzi890

3 жыл бұрын

@@nolainacorolla2556 Seth rogen could make a stoner comedy version xD

@mrmcbeardy9268

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonliteX this comment made me laugh so much harder than i probably should have 😅😂

My man, this is one of your biggest videos and it’s the first one I always send to my friends to introduce them to your channel. Love your work and thank You for being my bedtime storyteller for months ❤

Don't worry qxir, we may not have a meth problem in ireland, but we certainly have a heroin one

@yommmrr

3 жыл бұрын

Hard to say what's worse tbh. Both will take your soul and spit you out.

@Aegis---

3 жыл бұрын

@@yommmrr facts. One good look at some of the people in dublin city can confirm that

@yommmrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aegis--- it's just so sad because if you asked any of them they'd say that they never would've touched it I'd they knew what it would do to them. They all hate themselves for it. Just a waste of human life.

@anonyninja7737

3 жыл бұрын

@@yommmrr Heorin. It's heroin. Heroin is 1000000000000000000% worse than meth because it causes a PHYSICAL addiction in the body, whereas meth addiction does not. Meth doesn't give withdraws - a meth user can stop using meth ANY time and all that will happen is they will sleep a lot because the body's repairing itself, and eating a lot to catch up for all the food not eaten while on meth... it's a mental addiction, the person enjoys it a lot so they are hooked. With heroin, however, you get horrible withdraws that stop you from getting clean even if you desperately want to. I was a heroin addict for 6 years and HATED the drug for most that time but couldn't get off it because of how horrifying the withdraws are. Been in and out of rehabs during that time, seen thousands of meth addicts and thousands of heroin addicts, i know the difference.

@yommmrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonyninja7737 dont have to tell me bud I've been there with both. Both take a hold of your life while you're doing it but yes nothing comes close to h withdrawals

Excellent; subscribed.

That skiing through the camp scene is probably the funniest animation I've ever seen

German soldier: Woah, you look a little kaput out. Are you okay? Aimo: I thought my life was Finnish, but Aimo K.

@CytotoxinK

3 жыл бұрын

Heyoooooooooo... _(5 hours later)_ ... OOOOOOOOOO...!!!...

@DeezeTheMACMAN

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@jeh2262

3 жыл бұрын

Kaputt

@nefelibatacomingthrough2707

3 жыл бұрын

Hot damn, that was funny and when it was quite obvious no-one else has said it. Good job. Here, have an internet respect and a "one thumb up".

@ParumPirum

3 жыл бұрын

You did good.

this would make a great survival game. imagine trying to survive in say, some wilderness while not knowing what is true, and what is real.

@fiddibelow

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure thats the concept of dont starve

@SamuelBlues

3 жыл бұрын

yea! allan wake videogame is kinda in that genre

@skankmcgank

3 жыл бұрын

Green hell?

@etherospike3936

3 жыл бұрын

It should be called: Crackhead and afraid !

@30cal23

3 жыл бұрын

Like the long dark but with a horror element like DSs Sanity meter or perhaps eternal darkness did that mechanic better

Great post. V. interesting & you're a good story teller. Thanks.

This whole story is like a real life Beavis and Butthead episode

Finally you tell something about one of our boiz

@jaakkosaarinen6872

3 жыл бұрын

nyt on ylpee olo suomalaisita

@mrttripz3236

3 жыл бұрын

Xdddddddddddd ebin

@kronkchopp

3 жыл бұрын

Fugg :DD (I'm not finnish)

@MrJustinUSCM

3 жыл бұрын

:DD

@ryzdeon4013

3 жыл бұрын

Im lucky to be finnish

“He is starving, in pain, weak and cold”.... but he’s high so even steven

@cameronbruce1862

3 жыл бұрын

The high won't last anywhere that long ASSUMING his heart survived the overdose...PURE FICTION!

@grindtilldeath

3 жыл бұрын

Cameron Bruce Bro feins are different different 😂 especially he probably been popping that shit the whole war he was already in peak fein state

@grindtilldeath

3 жыл бұрын

Cameron Bruce I seen a nigga die from a overdose no pulse nd all get revived nd say he was just taking a nap 😂😭😭 them drugs turn you into smth else

@cameronbruce1862

3 жыл бұрын

@@grindtilldeath Circulation would have not been shutdown for long OR the brain would die. PS. Desoxyephedrine or N Methyl Amphetamine* has a longer duration HOWEVER it has a milder "PRESSER" action compared to Amphetamine. *Originates from Ephedrine originally from the plant Ephedra Vulgaris. (An infusion was nicknamed "Horehouse Tea" that the East India Company, BRITISH DRUG DEALERS discovered in China.)

@grindtilldeath

3 жыл бұрын

Cameron Bruce welp idk cuz im not a doctor but he was painting or smth then just passed out nd was dead we called his name shook him i aint gon lie someone smacked him 😂 the ambulance came nd gave him a narcant or however you spell it nd i guess basically got the drugs out his system nd he woke back up. iont think he did meth tho he was high on crack or heroin we ont sell meth in baltimore 😂

I love your narration! Hilarious😂