social_credit_tutorial.mp4
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@Grolix.
2 жыл бұрын
Halal
@presidentobama1462
2 жыл бұрын
N word
@d_c05
2 жыл бұрын
Bababooey
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
2 жыл бұрын
Petscop 2
@SamTheMan27
2 жыл бұрын
My name is osas I like de wata
twomad is the only person in the world that can say Taiwan is a country and talk about Tiananmen Square and still have a positive social credit score
@Gamer-cb6yg
2 жыл бұрын
Hey StickMaster, been a while since I’ve seen you, have you been slacking off?
@JGokuu
2 жыл бұрын
YOU EXIST
@M8tallicJi8ngshi
2 жыл бұрын
Silly you there's nothing happen in tiananmen square
@razor5945
2 жыл бұрын
Are you feeling well? Nothing ever happened at Tiananmen Square and Taiwan is just China
@IggyZaFooru
2 жыл бұрын
wow haven't seen you around for a long time
this is a certified bing chilling classic
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
2 жыл бұрын
Petscop 2
@Zoxxies
2 жыл бұрын
*Certified Ice Cream Classic*
@SkibidiRizzler2
2 жыл бұрын
Dabab
@triggeredbeetle5370
2 жыл бұрын
@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 i need petscop 2 in my life
@grank30
2 жыл бұрын
Bing chilling 🥶🍦
The ones tolerating and more so interacting with him are the real gems of society.
@tzfsr
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was just thinking that! Idk, I felt like TwoMad is just pre-forest Logan Paul in this video.
@aswinkrishna5042
2 жыл бұрын
It's just because it's LA lol There are more weird people there.
@jackhoffmanhoffman35
2 жыл бұрын
The ones tolerating him are edgy heathens pridely sharing devilish words and believes ✝️
@moddedsoul677
2 жыл бұрын
@@jackhoffmanhoffman35 you can't say that about the old lady who properly had a talk with a guy like him.
@isaacsrandomvideos667
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
He’s basically a new age Filthy Frank with less offensiveness, but the same amount of chaos
@patrickjohn6253
2 жыл бұрын
No
@joeges07
2 жыл бұрын
@@patrickjohn6253 yes o bingchillong 🥺😳😳😳
@patrickjohn6253
2 жыл бұрын
@@joeges07 🥵
@ronburgundy4717
2 жыл бұрын
Nah filthy Frank’s videos actually had some level of coherence, where twomad literally just spams random yelling and sound effects throughout the videos so you can never even understand what the fuck is happening 99% of the time because loud and random=funny
@Ohmagat69420
2 жыл бұрын
@@ronburgundy4717 yeah it’s funny in it’s own ways 😂
imagine being the squid that gets caught and killed only to be thrown on the street by a fat black man and getting turned into pulp by some dudes pickup truck
@papahairy5315
2 жыл бұрын
Heaven
@soulsplayingidiot
2 жыл бұрын
step on me
@svenzq
2 жыл бұрын
jing hong
@hugostiglitz6697
2 жыл бұрын
imagine squid
@atomheart7907
2 жыл бұрын
Stray cat will eat him nw
We all know twomad has the biggest social credit score in the whole world
@triggeredbeetle5370
2 жыл бұрын
cheng chang hangi
@PAYNE_0
2 жыл бұрын
after jhong xina and de wok jhongson
@svenzq
2 жыл бұрын
jing hong
@spoopyscaryskelebones3846
2 жыл бұрын
No that’s Xian Shena and Super idol
@NotRed_23
2 жыл бұрын
What about the super idol guy
If this is twomad sober, I can't possibly imagine him drunk
@chieludz
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine rn
@Teriiiyakiii
2 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine he’d just be completely normal and chill, but then occasionally start yelling in some foreign language.
@pinball-wizard
2 жыл бұрын
He becomes fucking Socrates
@Samlolol
2 жыл бұрын
Or on crack
@mcphp3931
2 жыл бұрын
Refer to cold ones
we need more Asian people like twomad to represent the Chinese community
@hallooos7585
2 жыл бұрын
But Twomad isn’t Chinese his Indian…
@SirDinzhi
2 жыл бұрын
Filthy frank is asian but he's gone now😪
@onii-chan6862
2 жыл бұрын
@@hallooos7585 He’s Korean you fool
@SNKONB
2 жыл бұрын
+infinity social credit
@StoneHavel
2 жыл бұрын
Twomad for president of west taiwan. Next winnie in line
This is a certified free Hong Kong classic
@tinienteabanil2922
2 жыл бұрын
Me when Uyiger Genocide
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Badger Fact #4: A honey badger can run up to 20 miles an hour. To put this into perspective, Usain Bolt is the fastest human on earth and the fastest he can run is 27 miles an hour.
@kimorayn1733
2 жыл бұрын
shing shay shong shee, bong bong
@dabocousin
2 жыл бұрын
Bing chilling classic
@THESLlCK
2 жыл бұрын
@@yanfei7782 wolverines erryday
Twomad puts more effort in one second of his editing than most KZreadrs in a lifetime
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Badger Fact #6: There is currently a video online of a homey badger holding his own against 6 adult lions.
@dreudax3294
2 жыл бұрын
@@yanfei7782 Where at?
@zertico_kawaii670
2 жыл бұрын
@golemo who's Steve Jobs?
@zu_osa9827
2 жыл бұрын
@@zertico_kawaii670 nits
@kab43
2 жыл бұрын
@@zertico_kawaii670 ligma balls
every twomad video is literally a sensory overload of memes. i dig it
@hz1037
2 жыл бұрын
pickaxe
"Rate the drip" "Get away from daughter" Never stop toemad
@yes-qw6om
2 жыл бұрын
lmao that person was a hypocrite
@AimForMyHead81
20 күн бұрын
He stopped
Twomad, the spiritual successor to Eric Andre with a hint of Filthy Frank
@brianfix3292
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say the other way around
@CoadyShay
2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say Andy Warhol with a touch of GG Allin
@jihi9376
2 жыл бұрын
He’s both (but more of the hint of frank)
@DanTheSlayer5212
2 жыл бұрын
Eric Andre destroys more things.
@sonicx7488
2 жыл бұрын
He's all of it
Holy shit Toemad there is so much memes in this.
@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
2 жыл бұрын
It's the adderall kicking in
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Badger Fact #2: A single honey badger can kill a fully grown bear.
@TaxEvader22
2 жыл бұрын
@@yanfei7782 what’s the first one
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
@@TaxEvader22 They're somewhere in this comment section, I think there's 6 in total.
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
@DatBoiSolar I think that's one of them.
are we gonna ignore that fact that he literally drove pas jojo siwa randomly btuh moemnt
@tlshortyshorty5810
2 жыл бұрын
Who
@riri_doesnothingatall
2 жыл бұрын
@@tlshortyshorty5810 spicy burger
The best part about twomad is that he can turn even the most small insignificant thing into a meme
@punchthem7913
2 жыл бұрын
@golemo lmao TRUE
RIP 🕊🕊
Dude really did what he lived and died playing overwatch may your soul rest in peace
@Izze06
3 ай бұрын
RIP
I don’t even bother trying to listen or piece together what is happening I just tune out and am entertained by the stimulation
this is a certified bing chilling moment
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Badger Fact #5: The main method of attack for a honey badger is to castrate thier prey.
people who say twomad makes videos that are immature or in poor taste don't realize there's no malice from his chaos. it's just chaos for the sake of it.
@2007_Toyota_Yaris_
2 жыл бұрын
you're right, And it's Fantastic
@manicdosed
2 жыл бұрын
Twomad is twomad,They cannot say anything about him.
@friedtoads13
2 жыл бұрын
@@manicdosed invulnerable by disability
As a Filipino, I'm honored that twomad went to Seafood City
This man is an actual menace to society and am fine with that
@starrkow
2 жыл бұрын
octopus activities
"On a scale of 1-10 how friendly do I look?!" As he speed walks at them with a real life pickaxe
@basedanimanga4564
2 жыл бұрын
yeah cus usually pickaxes are fake and not real life
@Mr.Knightman912
Жыл бұрын
@@basedanimanga4564 Yes because thats a minecarft item
this man is a walking 21st century humour at this point
he's losing it guys he's going batshit crazy.
@ianalldridge
2 жыл бұрын
Emphasis on the bats
@Naallaa
2 жыл бұрын
He is more sane then your parents
@JimmyPizzaDelivery
2 жыл бұрын
@@Naallaa He is literally more sane then your parents I'm shaking and crying rn 😢 😭
@chieludz
2 жыл бұрын
Metal gear reference
@John-Stark
2 жыл бұрын
Did he ever have it to begin with?
the energy in these videos is unmatched
Zhong Xina really taking notes as we speak, but Twomad always going to be Bing chilling
Twomad Has gone from a humble overwatch streamer to being the next-in-line for the leadership of china. Edit: Yowza, 300 likes? That's more likes i've ever gotten in my lifetime.
@skurd721
2 жыл бұрын
next thing you know he's gonna execute anyone who calls him tigger because 🌉
@OGrat
2 жыл бұрын
@@skurd721 you know, the Chinese social credit officially states that calling anyone a Tigger is -999,999,999 social credit, which by that point is the removal of reproduction stimulation organs
@beercandan131
2 жыл бұрын
I remember those overwatch days
@dolans.g7259
2 жыл бұрын
Too bad, you get 326
@TonyPajamaz
2 жыл бұрын
Cringe edit
If adhd was a video
This is a certified -Taiwan is a country- shashumga classic.
@FirstnameLastname-xh2ir
2 жыл бұрын
-9999999999 social credit 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😰😰😰
Watching twomad's videos always feel like a fever dream
Twomad + Eric Andre is the Collab we need
Twomad's videos are the embodiment of ADHD
3:17 at this part, twomad is playing Minecraft far better than dream.
@zu_osa9827
2 жыл бұрын
yeah no shit
what the hell is this LOL
@prototypebruh944
2 жыл бұрын
Sex
@trazors5485
2 жыл бұрын
The fuq
@elijahfcb
2 жыл бұрын
How do you comment 19 hours ago?
@dal1me8unny85
2 жыл бұрын
A way to get free social credit
@fycenice9674
2 жыл бұрын
How did you comment 19 hours ago? It’s been 13 seconds
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song about Kanye Called "I Miss The Old Kanye, " man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
@ash_aiden
4 ай бұрын
Rip
rip twomad
I gotta say dwayne the wok johnson has been real quiet since this dropped.
Imagine if this guy ran into Eric Andre. Worse, if he and Eric Andre dropped a collab.
@dolans.g7259
2 жыл бұрын
When the world's collide
@carlwheezerofsouls3273
2 жыл бұрын
eric andre is like the human equivelent of beige compared to this dude
Twomad never been forgotten of how much social credits he has
I can't believe I didn't realize how much like the eric andre show this was until the bird up reference haha, I gotta watch the last season of that.
twomad: 2:35 “I’m tryin to look normal today.” also twomad: the least normal person in public
@NexusMrcy
2 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
Twomad and jidion need to collab the amount of meme and chaos energy these two would have together could cause reality to implode
@corpsefn
2 жыл бұрын
jidion is painfully unfunny
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Badger Fact #3: A honey badger's skin is so tough that they allow larger animals to bite them so that they can get close enough to bite them back.
@greeneg24
2 жыл бұрын
@@yanfei7782 +100 Social Credit
@04athulsnairxh34
2 жыл бұрын
@@corpsefn you are painfully unfunny😏
@yanfei7782
2 жыл бұрын
@@04athulsnairxh34 I am painfully unfunny.
Twomad the type of person that if you say, "dont embarrass me", he gonna throw you in the next thing he does without fail.
5:22 my brain was stuck processing everything that just happened so i didnt even get slightly startled i just stared at the screen and two seconds later i realized "oh i got jumpscared"
Why is Twomads videos have so good editing? Your videos are like the most hilarious videos on KZread
Nah i just realized the fent he oded on was from China.
@WIEIRDO
3 ай бұрын
Makes sense, since it's opium.
Discovered this channel just today from a comment on a Chinese song, so heartbreaking to know that this man has died from an OD. RIP brother, you will be remembered
Well time to turn my video speed to 50%
I can't believe this video has less than 1 mil views, it genuinely deserves way more. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Twomad father’s all of us and still has the best social credit score
not enough mp3s in this vid
This entire video is a fever dream
This is the chillest bing I've ever seen
whenever i watch twomad i feel like my body just leaves the plain of existance
The second I saw that firetruck go by I instantly thought of how Cody Ko used to spam that shit in his vlogs
i swear twomad is not from this dimension
He is literally god
To Twomad, Our glorious leader Xi Jinping has awarded you with 20,000 social credits. He is most greatly pleased of your work.
THIS CHANGED MY LIFE THANK YOU BRUDDA
very nice my brudda just what i needed
This man never fails to deliver
rip legend :(
“They found my mixtape” me: that’s a cody ko joke toemogus: that’s a cody ko joke😧 +34 social credit
this made my day. thanks
After this video Twomad's social credit is so high that the government of China gave him the citizenship
0:33 that's actually Jojo Siwa lol she's the only one who have her face on her car in this planet
Bro my fever dreams were more understandable than this, 10/10
This is literally the polar opposite of Jake Paul in Japan.
After that educational I fully recognise and embrace the wisdom of our party plz help they have cameras inside
Would 100% elect him as leader of any country any day.
twomads vlogs are literally just my brain without adhd meds
twomad just enjoying his day in tiananmen square the place where nothing happened
Thanks for this tutorial I have gotten lots of social credit now
at this point twomad could probably vlog about the Tiananmen Square incident whilst in Tiananmen Square and china would be too scared to do anything about it
I swear this dude gave me Idubbbz-Frank flashbacks but better.
The most chaotic thing I've ever seen.
Zhong Xina: "I am the ultimate denizen of handing out and taking away social credit scores from our citizens. Nobody can stop me!" ZwoMad-Sama: *"Imma be real witchu. Its about to be a wrap here y'all."* 😆😎
Ur editing skills are the reason I wait patiently for months for a video
+ 1 Billion social credit
Best content out there no cap
R.I.P to the three squids that got waste- I mean sacrificed for a better cause 😭✊
Chong Xina is very disappointed after this dropped 😂😥😞😎
@pancakesbf2704
2 жыл бұрын
*Zhong Xina -1000 social credit for spelling wrong
@VishalSinghYT001
2 жыл бұрын
@@pancakesbf2704 😱😱😱🤡
“Good gaming” from now on that is my greeting for every time of day
im so happy to exist at the same time as twomad
it makes me sad that these are so short they are absolute master pieces
Thank you ma brudda, now i can hang out with John xina And The Wock while dancing to Super Idol 的笑容都没你的热爱105°C的你 🤑🤑🙏
love u 2mad
the fact that that was actually Jojo Siwa's Tesla lmao
This is a certified bing chiling moment!
twomad doing everything in his power to become the next filthy frank
非常棒的教程 +100 社会信用
@YesYes-pd7jk
2 жыл бұрын
Yea
Never a dull moment with twomad. He is the epitome of chaotic energy.
Pretty sure Twomad was once white and just woke up black and was like "now I can say the n-word as much as I want."
i swear the editor should be paid millions
@om-gha9720
2 жыл бұрын
twomad is the editor
@Yumemi_Riamu
2 жыл бұрын
@@om-gha9720 no
@om-gha9720
2 жыл бұрын
@@Yumemi_Riamu idk he used too tho
When I first came to this channel I felt like I was having a stroke + aneurysm + seizure but now I'm desensitized, not sure how to feel about it
toemad is the only person to be allowed to post videos of watching squids get turned to pulp and not get terminated, this man truly has the social credit on his side
Imagine if someone actually counted how much social credit he got