“Some penguins turn to a life of crime.” Sounds like a job for Batman.

@rossgabriel8881

2 жыл бұрын

Its time to turn you in Penguin -Batman literally

@LindseyDisney

2 жыл бұрын

The Batman is an awesome movie.

@guun.j2950

2 жыл бұрын

IAM VENGEANCE

@jopi8138

2 жыл бұрын

*cinematic music starts rolling* *deep mysterious narrator voice* "some penguins... turn to a life of crime" *closeup on evil penguin eyes*

@Marc-rw3dd

2 жыл бұрын

@@LindseyDisney it really was

The way he glances over his shoulder then acts like he’s just hanging out till the other one drops the rock and leaves is hilarious!

@V0YAG3R

2 жыл бұрын

no

@moondewan

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Clickathon

2 жыл бұрын

maybe

@starcat17

2 жыл бұрын

All of the above 🐧🐧

@Zreknarf

2 жыл бұрын

some of the above

Penguins innocent wobbly walk is something I just can not get over , they're just so adorable

@derpherp7285

Жыл бұрын

Adele penguins make your average human rapist look like a joke. They will attempt to mate with the following without any hesitation, in the same day sometimes: Living females. Diseased females. Handicapped females. Dead corpses. Wounds in said corpses or living things. Holes.. in the ground. Children. Dead children. Other smaller animals. Anything with a pulse. And why the fuck not? Eachother. With all that in mind, enjoy the innocence as you look into the eyes of your average adele penguin, if you look hard enough into the eyes you might see their flashbacks of relentless booty destruction. Bonus: Your average duck living in a pond also likes to gangrape females to the point where they can break their necks, pluck out a eye or bleed to death from the good old grotto. Quack quack. And this is why I'm not a vegan. Fuck that shit thinking animals are some innocent being. They are not.

@nyxcal

11 ай бұрын

he’s not adorable he’s a criminal

@Zephyriia

11 ай бұрын

That’s how you get robbed son 😂

@dizo-jp2td

11 ай бұрын

If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

@Hrathen39

9 ай бұрын

Until they open their beaks, then it's peak horror

You could tell it was actually stealing, instead of just grabbing the nearest rocks. Because it would wait for the other penguin to walk away first

"He keeps a sharp lookout for robbers" takes one to know one lmao

@Nox.INkRecords

2 жыл бұрын

Word 🤣

@margaretjones4682

2 жыл бұрын

There is no honor among thieves.

@ryuk5673

2 жыл бұрын

He knows the game

@arina4030

2 жыл бұрын

LOLOLLOLOIOOILO

@roykim51

2 жыл бұрын

Cant play the player 😂

Listen to their little feet tapping when they walk. So cute.

@FromSardiusToJasper

2 жыл бұрын

what if I told you those cute little feet taps were done by someone in a studio somewhere and none of the sounds are real

@karanjain6026

2 жыл бұрын

@@FromSardiusToJasper exactly, they can't get close to them so they use big lens which can't record the audio..

@user-or1ye3iz6d

2 жыл бұрын

❤️

@quitlife9279

2 жыл бұрын

@@FromSardiusToJasper it was actually me fapping, recorded and licensed.

@lucas.p.f

2 жыл бұрын

cute little thief

Legend says the pengiun is still looking for more stones wondering why his nest is not becoming bigger. But he's really impressed by the big house his colleague has already build.

Fun fact: Penguins only have one mate their entire life. And “propose" by giving their mate a pebble.

@justscarlette1744

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that pebble is also stolen from another penguin

@Legna1826

2 жыл бұрын

@@justscarlette1744 Who probably stole it from another penguin who stole it from another...🤣

@anonymouspotato7538

2 жыл бұрын

Some penguins will actually prostitute themselves for cool rocks, sometimes just taking the pebble and booking it without doing the horizontal tango.

@thefrustratedneetaspirant7777

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymouspotato7538 wut?

@anonymouspotato7538

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefrustratedneetaspirant7777 Exactly what my comment says. For more info, reread the comment.

Plot twist: victim penguin is ALSO robbing another penguin 😂

@thetraumatized2703

2 жыл бұрын

Wont be suprised 🤣

@Turtleback8024

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 didn’t see that one coming.

@stressbytheidiotsaroundme9045

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly that's what i thought too Lol

@bari2883

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. It’s the circle of life in Antarctica.😃

@quasimodo8959

2 жыл бұрын

Double plot twist: they are all doing it and are basically moving around rocks together .🐧.🐧.🐧.🐧.🐧

At 0:54 he the thief started coming early to steal the rock but then noticed the other penguin and was like "oh shit, he still not gone" and stopped in his tracks. 😂😂

@carolinepena5633

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo I hadn't noticed 😂😂

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

He even takes a moment to glance up at the sky like he is whistling. Doo dee doo doo nothing to see here.... Lol.

@SimplyTasnia

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice! 😂😂😂

@deprofundis3293

2 жыл бұрын

Omg 🤣

@natogfg

2 жыл бұрын

yep, and the thief also "looks those beautiful ice mountains..." until the other penguim is gone

Imagine if the "penguin victim" becomes the "depressed penguin" that took the path of solitude into the mountains

@RaytheGrayt

Жыл бұрын

😔

@BluesofButterfly

11 ай бұрын

You had to remind us of that, didn't you... 😒😒

@tegathemenace

11 ай бұрын

​@@BluesofButterfly what's it about I'm lost

@RdTrpBrgr

4 ай бұрын

@@tegathemenace you probably found it by now, but look up "penguin, depressed...", it's a clip from werner herzog's "encounters at the end of the world"

Imagine its just a circle of 5 penguins stealing from eachother, forever infinitely

Ah yes, the infamous Jack the Waddler, greatest criminal mind of the frozen seas

@stoopidapples1596

2 жыл бұрын

or, just “the penguin” works too

@WAVE0025

2 жыл бұрын

@@stoopidapples1596 But I wanted to emphasize his majestic waddling as he skillfully steals pebbles from his victims

@universalspaceexpeditioner8259

2 жыл бұрын

@@stoopidapples1596 The Penguin doesn't work as they are all already penguins. Imagine calling a human criminal THE HUMAN.

@karanshah5604

2 жыл бұрын

Straight out of a Disney movie.

@itsKNR

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for that victim penguin to pull his concealed glock 26 out and start a shootout with the robber.

POV: The evolutionary motivation to start learning to count.

@deprofundis3293

2 жыл бұрын

Right?? 😂

@tahmkenchusta5852

2 жыл бұрын

More like evolutionary motivation to object permanence and visual memory, if you get home from work you don’t count your objects to check if someone robbed you or not do you?

@bbyjscx

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@rilasolo113

Жыл бұрын

@@tahmkenchusta5852I count my teaspoons when I have suspicious guest thank you 💅

@tahmkenchusta5852

Жыл бұрын

@@rilasolo113 that's on you, i guess

Imagine if every penguin just robbed from each other in a never-ending loop of thievery

What's so funny & amazing is that the 'thief' has a SENSE of ETHICS because he's ACTING like he KNOWS THAT HE'S STEALING! 😂😂😂😳

Well this could be one of the reasons why some of these penguins got depressed and wander off into the mountains.

@kiyokita013

2 жыл бұрын

I just saw that video

@fins59

2 жыл бұрын

Mystery solved, well done.

@samalyy

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@loganrichardson7870

2 жыл бұрын

If someone starts to get a little chummy with me I recommend them that video, they watch as I laugh in the background. Now no one really talks to me anymore, it’s great

@tylera5432

2 жыл бұрын

Its cus they lose faith in penguinanity

So funny.. and the underhanded sideways expression of the criminal

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear ba

@romatd293

2 жыл бұрын

​@@AxxLAfriku absolutely. you should be ashamed man. god spits on your soul

@fireking6308

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Yes.

@gdgd5194

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Yes you should quit your dream. I also report you for unwanted spam/trash advertising.

This is why I'm glad humans didn't evolve from birds. Imagine a society where everyone just steals rocks from each other.

@SnekNyx

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, some do steal shiny rocks and paper with ink on it!

@user-yp7ke4et7o

2 жыл бұрын

Lol humans were always humans.

@deadpirateroberts9937

2 жыл бұрын

They do though. We were raiding and looting gold. Mongols and others were raiding cities.

@stephenfrank9735

2 жыл бұрын

Not all penguins are Thieves. In fact the thieves, when caught are punished and ostracized from the society. Is the reason why this penguin had to steal in stealth mode.

@Derperfier

2 жыл бұрын

Poor soul

Love how none of the other penguins are snitchin lol

This shows evidence that animals do have a "theory of mind". The penguin waits so the other penguin isn't looking. He knows it would be upset, and can evaluate what they notice and don't notice.

@englishatheart

2 жыл бұрын

Can people please stop acting like humans are not also animals and acting like no other animals do the things we do?

@nemou4985

2 жыл бұрын

@@englishatheart That's what I am saying, tho. Most scientists even today believe that animals are devoid of theory of mind except maybe for dolphins or higher apes.

@nullvoid564

2 жыл бұрын

@@nemou4985 People should stop using the term "scientist" and instead stick to what their field is. Plenty of scientists are qualified in a field that is irrelevant but still give opinions on things that aren't their degree. Chiropractors are doctors but the official stance of real doctors is that they aren't.

@WhoAmI-kb4vf

2 жыл бұрын

@@nullvoid564 yeah true but what does that have to do with what he said

@nullvoid564

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhoAmI-kb4vf he said "Most scientists"

0:32 I love how the thief keeps his back turned until the doofus getting the rocks turns the other way. Those little side eye glances! 😂

@ashotofmercury

2 жыл бұрын

That got me too!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@felin_de_la_nuit

2 жыл бұрын

I said the exact same thing 😩😹

@JC-lc5fo

2 жыл бұрын

C'mon why you gotta call him doofus, poor little fella.🐧

@PrincessAfrica3

2 жыл бұрын

@@JC-lc5fo right! Poor guy

@sarthakpradhan3870

2 жыл бұрын

Doofus😂

This honestly has to be one of the funniest nature documentary moments

He looked so much innocent and also being such a criminal is just awesome 🤣🤣

Lmao i love how the other penguin comes back, sees the rock gone then looks around as if hes thinking, "what? I swear I just left it right here"

@chynnavindiola58

2 жыл бұрын

"😈time to steal "

@brookebrandow6860

2 жыл бұрын

I knew someone else had to be dying about that

@anthonyrobinson6590

2 жыл бұрын

He would've been scratching his head if he could reach it. 😁

@headcheese5306

2 жыл бұрын

And after 2 seconds: "Must've been the wind"

I can't help but imagine the camera zooms out, the other penguin is just standing there with a rock, staring at him in disappointment like it's a scene from Looney Tunes

@megsie1424

2 жыл бұрын

I so wanted the thief to get caught!

@jancarlosmanon4556

2 жыл бұрын

@@megsie1424 see the series, it get caught but nothing happen

@Turtleback8024

2 жыл бұрын

@@jancarlosmanon4556 Huh?🙆🏻‍♂️ someone herein suggested that perhaps he was also stealing from another penguin?🤓

That penguin be like: its never regarded as a crime until you found guilty 😂

I like to imagine that it’s just a circle of penguins stealing from eachother an no one ever makes any progress.

This should have been obvious. Everyone knows Penguins are master criminals. And out in there, there's no bats to stop them.

@mjwhiteglove2723

7 жыл бұрын

TransGamer Girl You're from the "Gotham" fandom too?

@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive

2 жыл бұрын

I AM VENGEANCE!

@zbeqju

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjwhiteglove2723 Penguin isn't just a Gotham character

@kerguelen_cabbage

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of Wallace and Gromit but I guess that's just me

@Twocat5side

2 жыл бұрын

Madagascar penguins

I can't believe the penguin would do something so illegal. I'm shaking and crying right now.

@ModernDayRenaissanceMan

2 жыл бұрын

Penguins are known for rape & all sorts of violence

@fartedididnot3685

2 жыл бұрын

@Whooa you a ugly nincompoop :-] Because its just so evil! I'm shaking and crying right now.

@elpapu2410

Жыл бұрын

I'm shaking and moving my booty rn

@HadrianGuardiola

11 ай бұрын

Its a hard world we're living in 😢

The penguin stealing is Skipper from Madagascar.

I like the turbo-waddle he does to get away from the crime scene as fast as possible after he steals a stone.

00:35 The thief penguin turned around it's head and peeked is hilarious.

I remember when i was part of an expedition to antarctica, there are parts of life down there they don't show you. For example, we visited the Antarctica correctional facility (ACF). It is the largest prison down there, with horrible living conditions, where criminal penguins are incarcerated. Inside these prisons, they form gangs because the inmates are basically left on their own. The government makes it even worse by having sentences of 5+ years for small crimes like stone theft. So many small time criminal penguins become career criminals through this prison. Horrific stuff

@jacksont9455

2 жыл бұрын

I got halfway through this before I even considered doubting you, bro

@IAMNOTRANA

2 жыл бұрын

You had me at first half.

@Rohwit

2 жыл бұрын

A team of expertly trained Penguins is on its way to you. You were warned not to share this outside. I will explain to your family. Sad. Bad. Love from India

@inamulhassanshaik3818

2 жыл бұрын

First.. I started reading it like some research paper.... and ....😂😂

@inamulhassanshaik3818

2 жыл бұрын

The criminal penguins mafia will be looking for you... careful bro...

Bro he knows exactly what he's doing that's what's so funny. He waits until the other one turns around to steal from him what a little rascal

This is so well directed and the actors are really hitting their marks!

"Sharp lookout for robbers" LMAOO HES THE ONE WHOS ROBBING

@arte0021

2 жыл бұрын

Its not like robbers like being robbed

" Dammit , I have been building this nest for a week and it doesn't seem to get any bigger"

@ayva1106

2 жыл бұрын

Little do they know...

Off camera, the penguin is robbing another penguin’s nest

That penguin thief is smarter than alot of thieves in my country

Am I the only one to actually feel bad for the penguin? 😭 If only his mate was there to keep an eye out... she probably went fishing.

@Anthintendo

2 жыл бұрын

Y’see, male Adelie’s build up nests BEFORE finding mates. It’s part of their ritual. A bigger, neater nest is more likely to attract a female. So these guys are all bachelors.

@Filia_Noctis

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anthintendo Ow that's a nice piece of trivia! Makes me feel ever worse somehow that this poor lad is just a single penguin trying to find a mate... I wish I could keep an eye out for him 😔

@herr.schmidt

2 жыл бұрын

Well, think of the female penguin that choses the thief because of his nests size and thinks it represents his work ethic and ability to care for the family in the future... It's just a matter of time that they will persecute him and bann from the community. And his poor wife will be a single mother. What we see here is the beginning of a family tragedy. Maybe the little penguin children of them will even bullied in school.

@ErrorXTech

2 жыл бұрын

me... poor him :(

@SignOfTheTimes008

2 жыл бұрын

@@Filia_Noctis That's kind of ya. In the full video the penguin does eventually catch on and gets pretty mad if I remember right

*10 years later* Penguin: *Remember me* ? Theif penguin: " W- who are you ? " Penguin: *I AM VENGENCE*

The fact that I’ve already seen this documentary probably means I need to get off the internet for today lol

Penguins are so cute wth

Skipper: Kowalski, analysis! Kowalski: Sir! It appears that some penguins turn to a life of crime.

This is more interesting to watch than a movie.

Awww these cute lil penguins with their penguin problems like how their fluffy white bellies grow dirty from dirt 🥰

Never have I ever wanted to slap a penguin so badly.

I just imagine the first penguins stealing from a nest made up of stolen rocks from another penguin who made a nest from the rocks of another penguin who’s nest was made of stolen rocks from………….

@oOIIIMIIIOo

2 жыл бұрын

The first rocker just walked to mountains, he is done...

@Blackcain

2 жыл бұрын

stolen rock nestception

Most adorable criminal I’ve ever seen! That little waddle slays me!!! ❤️

This is a pretty accurate depiction of any major business, government, or crime syndicate. If it was to depict most religious institutions then the dude wouldn't even need to steal, the other penguins would just willing give him rocks

He took the saying “Work smarter, not harder” literally 😂

Imagine the robbed penguin’s reaction when the camera man shows this footage to it XD

The creators of those penguin quartet from the Madagascar franchise weren't so far off the mark.

Poor thing can’t understand why his nest isn’t getting any bigger after all that hard work.

Such a professional thief he is too! Meanwhile the other ones breaking his back trying to make a nest all dirty & tired I’m sure from working on his rock nest.

A few years later this penguin was convicted of running a cocaine empire.

Anyone notice the penguin in the back at then end laying on top of his nest protecting his rocks. 😂😂😂

@deprofundis3293

2 жыл бұрын

Haha no - thanks for pointing it out! 😂❤️

If we had greater law enforcement in penguin communities this wouldn't happen.

That’s prolly the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time lmfao.

Very smart, he knows what he's doing is wrong

Even Batman knew penquins are criminals.

@daweller

2 жыл бұрын

if that Penguin were a villian in a movie, he would be called " The Penguin ".

@MikkoSatama

2 жыл бұрын

@@daweller 😂

I love how this doesn’t seem out of character to me because of Penguins of Madagascar

These parents were brought up by loving parents, they weren't abused or neglected. They really have no excuse.

It's amazing that the camera person didn't laugh out loud.

They’re all robbing each other, forever cycling through the same rocks

Imagine if it turned out they were just all slyly stealing from each other

That ending is perfectly cut 🤣🤣

That's some serious Penguin on Penguin crime. Where's the Penguin police when you need them

This is so funny. I love the way he literally waits until the other one is gone before going back to take the rocks. The way they demonstrate intelligence is as fascinating as it is hilarious

The penguin version of "take one, leave one."

I don’t know why this shows up on my feed 10 years later, however, I am VERY happy it did.

This is the cutest robbery ever.

Everything about penguins screams "organized crime"

"All Penguins Have Criminal tendencies" so I have learned.

0:54 it definitely feels like the robber penguin is whistling while the good penguin's looking at him

“So some penguins turn to a life of crime” Students: *Relatable.*

I’m unnaturally angry at that penguin for stealing 😂

Okay, there needs to be a series for top 10 animal thiefs. Penguins, Raccoons, etc.

The poor penguin who is hard at work has dirt all over his belly while the thief is clean and stealing.

Plot twist the first penguin was also robbing in the neighbours' nest

@y.l7455

11 ай бұрын

And they robbed the robber.

Lmao that little weasel He's actually waiting for the other one to turn around before he goes and take his rocks

Even animal community has robber issues. Penguin artifacts are really precious. Where is Penguin police?

@automnejoy5308

2 жыл бұрын

The police are corrupt! They get paid off in rocks.

@sapphireemerald6882

2 жыл бұрын

@@automnejoy5308 Reorganise the 'Scumbag System'. Retire old police. Hire new blood. System rebooting in 5sec,4sec,3sec,2sec,1sec....request forwarded......system trying to adjust.......system at work......system likes positive changes.....system accepting requests.....system working on it.....

@deadpirateroberts9937

2 жыл бұрын

They defunded the police.

@sapphireemerald6882

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadpirateroberts9937 Bribery culture in police caused it. Are penguins here to stay for a while?

He let the other penguin do all the work and just grabbed his findings, lol. Mastermind

oddly enough, my next band is going to be called *Criminal Penguin*.

Morning Stan! Morning Karl! Seems like the early bird gets the rock, right? Don't get me started, it feels like i moved nothing the whole time. Just keep it on, the results will speak for themselves.

The penguins have reformed now after the southern Baptist missionary penguins landed on that rock in 2012.

When no one was looking, the penguin took forty rocks. He took forty rocks. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Cutest criminals I’ve ever seen in my life.

The definition of work smart not hard

Its like the hard working citizen Trying to get ahead the right way and the government and corporations constantly keeping him stuck in his place while benefiting themselves

It's all fun and games until the victum penguin uses CC camera and discover that the robber is his neighbor 😂😂😂

"Work smarter, not harder"

Penguin: i did not chose thug life. Thug life chose me.

It's only funny until the penguin start stealing *your* rocks

All penguins steal from each other. That way stones are slowly transported into the flock, so that penguins in the center doesn't have to walk too far.

The way penguins fight is funny. They just slap each other 🤣

*penguin 1* “where the heck are mah rocks going-“ *penguin thief* “just smile and wave-“

This is the best villain origin story

Penguin is just mad he can’t play Rock-Paper-Scissors and is lashing out.