KZread sucks so bad lately that it took me a moment to realise that the framerate was a joke

@Carium1

3 ай бұрын

Yup, I rewound it and everything

@piegumplays9059

3 ай бұрын

Same

@timgray9493

3 ай бұрын

😂 Brilliant! 😂

@gonsiPL

3 ай бұрын

If you are using adblocker you might want to check if you get same performance without it. Google supposedly lowers performance once it detects adblocker, but it can't detect all of them.

@vincentwolf1456

3 ай бұрын

Oh. I thought they run out of budget.

-pawn says there is a treasure nearby -tell him to show the way -goes to a quest on the other end of the map

@hiddenmaster6062

3 ай бұрын

Stop. Look at the pawn. Then push GO when he's done asking.

@BLOODKINGbro

3 ай бұрын

Fps check 4 real

@prastagus3

3 ай бұрын

maybe Dragon's Dogma 3 will incorporate more AI into Pawns which might make them better.

@chstens

3 ай бұрын

@@hiddenmaster6062 Or stop tracking a quest in your questlog, then tell the pawn to go.

@stairmasternem

3 ай бұрын

I just had this happen last night. I had them lead me to a chest and it was on the other side of a river so we had to go the scenic route to get to it. Found out about a shortcut I missed in the process

I'll never stop laughing at the wolves running off with someone. Except when it happens to me.

@burgerkingas7027

3 ай бұрын

Man my Arisen weighs 110 kg (over 240 lbs) and I'm always impressed whenever a wolf manages to scurry off with me by the scruff of my neck.

@ReinGunawan

3 ай бұрын

My experience at the first playing Don't make your pawn mage or u will get never ending pain when the wolf drag you to their packs

@petercumblin

3 ай бұрын

Or when the only pawn that comes to your aid is the mage whom just stands there healing you prolonging your death

@KnockoutsKoKings

2 ай бұрын

@@petercumblin sounds like somebody's pawn don't like them and wants them suffer 😂

@miragemain105

2 ай бұрын

It always happens to me 😢

The random gryphon attack while midfight with another baddie is SPOT ON. Those things want ALL the smoke.

@mathieuaustin7190

2 ай бұрын

This was the comment I logged in to make!😂 Nearly every fight I’ve had with these opportunistic 💩, they swooped in on a previous engagement. I’ve never liked a drake more than the 1 who multitasked to kick our 🍑, the caravan we were with, AND hers! Drake: “I got anough smoke for e’erbody, chicken-head!”

@Jewboi30

2 ай бұрын

Then they're like "K this fight isn't going my way but you guys can't fly so peace out!" Damn feathery cowards 😆

@hugocarvalho8906

15 күн бұрын

I was on the second way to the sphinx... I fought 1 quimera, 2 minotaurs (1 appeared seconds while I was fighting the quimera, second one was seconds after killing the 1st minotaur and quimera), 1 ciclops (after seconds killing the second minotaur), not to mention the orcs.... just another simple day :D ... good thing I was the right level to beat them (quimera was the hard one, but I had fought one before)

@boskilingenfelter9515

15 күн бұрын

@@Jewboi30 helllll naw my guy, i use big bonking stick. I keep them mf's grounded and pounded.

you missed the most important feature. some random pawn stopping you every 5 seconds asking to join

@benhunt3514

3 ай бұрын

Maybe next video.

@doryaman

3 ай бұрын

And stopping you again as soon as you choose Cancel.

@mikeknight6980

3 ай бұрын

So true.. 😂

@fumomofumosarum5893

3 ай бұрын

Also, when your main pawn is dead and you actually NEED a companion to survive in the wild, they 're like " Naah... " XD goddammit...

@northernsoul0127

3 ай бұрын

​@fumomofumosarum5893 carry them over your shoulder and use them as some kind of pokemon

Look master, a ladder.

@simpman9977

3 ай бұрын

This can carry us to even greater height!

@NeoBluereaper

3 ай бұрын

It only being said once was the most inaccurate part of the animat... slideshow?

@DreamerYB

3 ай бұрын

Yes, indeed !

@Barret161

3 ай бұрын

This line absolutely killed me XD

@davidhong1934

3 ай бұрын

What a thrill

This had me laughing out loud so hard, the framerate joke and chaos of battle why they are all saying stuff is hilarious

@Insydnis

3 ай бұрын

YES!!! SAME!! ROFL!

@WereWade

3 ай бұрын

That video lag just sent me. Like I was fully convinced AYE was having a video problem on this end until it clicked this was actually the video. 🤣 way too good!

@alanchavarria5439

3 ай бұрын

The puee chaos of the fight it sent me over the top hahahaha beautiful

Fighting a big enemy and then a gryphon crash-landing into the fight is awesome.

@Ronam0451

3 ай бұрын

Griffin

@fuzzykk

3 ай бұрын

​@@Ronam0451Peter Griffith*

@override367

3 ай бұрын

@@torchlight3173 I stayed on one and just kept drinking curatives until I managed to make it land, it threw me off anyway and my pawn caught me, then she blushed and I was like "okay wait a second... am I an isekai protagonist?"

@jdgreen1802

3 ай бұрын

@@torchlight317315 mins is insane but definitely on point when they just fly off after you almost kill them

@jdgreen1802

3 ай бұрын

@@torchlight3173 depending on where you were in the story the dragon fleeing might have been scripted events and the griffins yea early game against the could be annoying I played thief so my strategy was to climb on there face and use draw and quarter specifically attacking the beak would stunt or know them out repeatedly if time correctly made it super easy to kill them once I found that out

The constant chattering of the pawns even during combat. Perfection.

@NorwegianVikingSon

3 ай бұрын

the shop NPC's made me actually mute their voice, along with the pawns. i just want to shop, fast. and not having to press a button repeatedly because they won't shut up!

@vizor4067

3 ай бұрын

​@NorwegianVikingSon is this the first time you play any kind of rpg?

@NorwegianVikingSon

3 ай бұрын

@@vizor4067 nope. I despise the constant babbel and having to press the buttons repeatedly just to get in to the store. Just one button press to talk to store, then one button press to select buy, sell and so on. Not press button to entet store, theb npc tells you about irrelevant shit, press the button to skip, he keeps talking, then press again and he starts talking again, double press to skip second dialogue then he starts a third dialogue and you have to double press skip again. Oh and skip means stop talking, not carry on babbling while i desperately try and get to sell so he will shut up. Having dalogue in steps needs to be a selectable setting. Oh and the repetative "want to look at my wares?" As you run through a town, that's just there to make you spend gold. Without pawn, npc and music this game is ok. Repeatedly having to mash a button to skip irrelevant dialogue, when visiting the store, isn't fun. That's annoying. Interactivity my ass.

@armandpeanutspinou3430

3 ай бұрын

At first it kinda annoyed me, but it grew on me pretty fast and now I love it

The wolf absolutely killed me. No, like really, it dragged me off a cliff.

@justhappy7269

3 ай бұрын

Once ogre took me and instead throwing me into the water, he made a suicide jump with me in his hand to embrace The Brine.

@zeehero7280

3 ай бұрын

They hunt in packs!

@ketsi3079

3 ай бұрын

in real life?

@Mecho42

3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the mage to constantly heal while you’re being the wolfs chew toy instead of hitting the wolf to stop it.

@michaelc2725

3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the small fist pump the pawn does when you don't high five them. Slightly disappointed that it didn't happen.

I died laughing at the performance issue part with all the chattering and pure chaos lmao

Jokes aside, i got this game a few days ago and i gotta say it may be one of my all time favourites The fact you can do soo much without restriction even fly on the back of a fricking gryphon is just so awesome, the physics, the gameplay is probably the best ive ever seen in a game Seriously, the gryphon thing might be one of my favourite parts, it flew me so far part of me felt bad for killing it but at the same time it was so damn awesome

"PRAY TELL THERE IS A LADDER BETTER PUT IT TO GOOD USE" Like it's a ultimate weapon or somethin

@doctorjonson6181

3 ай бұрын

"Good find!"

@user-sp8fi2zv2v

3 ай бұрын

@@doctorjonson6181excellent find!

Yes the Pawns are hilariously stupid and talk nonstop, but when it comes to fighting they really put in the work. 👍

@kyero8724

3 ай бұрын

They do? Mine often run circles around me and spam shield lift, when im a SORCERER

@Laerei

3 ай бұрын

@@kyero8724 That's why I don't have any pawns with abilities that would disrupt mine or their fighting. For example, my pawn's a thief and he had that rope pull ability and more often than not he would pull away the enemy right before my attack would have hit while I was swing down with the greatsword or pull the enemy away from my lightning strike spell. I yeeted that ability the moment I got back to tavern.

@Professor-TripleExtraLarge

3 ай бұрын

@@kyero8724 Hitting the *Go!* command when engaging in battles is enough to set your pawns forward like a pack of angry hounds, not everything happens automatically. As for the spring board thing, that's again your fault. You have to choose pawns with abilities that best compliment you. For example, My Arisen runs the Wayfarer vocation Strider style (Thief/Archer) so I need a tank pawn that can draw aggro and a mage one for healing and support. My own pawn is a sorcerer hilariously enough, gave him Augar flare with Maelstrom, tears through bosses like butter.

@obama2420

3 ай бұрын

Yeah they are really good meat shields

@kyero8724

3 ай бұрын

@@Professor-TripleExtraLarge I spammed the go button a lot.

This gave me all the closure I didn’t know I was seeking because this was 100% accurate from my experience. I’ll forever love this 😂🙌.

The definitive 'omg the dragon stole my heart again in another world' experience is fighting two armoured ogres at night just for a Griffin to drop by while a Dullahan spawns behind you and if you're not dead by the end of this 10 frame mosh pit then a random jumping green goblin will get you down flat in no time.

It took me a second but that performance issue is on point LOL

@kyero8724

3 ай бұрын

Nah, its a Town thing. woulda been funnier if the went to town and the FPS gradually dropped till everyone moved like jpegs.

@shoto2992

3 ай бұрын

i have like 40-45h hours in it and it never happend on ps5

@BLOODKINGbro

3 ай бұрын

Fps check 4 real

@Justalilcyn

3 ай бұрын

It's really not though although I was on PC so I didn't have much performance issues outside of the city

@antdueler

3 ай бұрын

​@braydengeis7666 From what I hear PC actually has it worse than console. I have it on PS5 and there's only been a few times where the frames *slightly* dropped in the city, and only for a few moments. Granted it probably runs at a lower FPS overall because console, but still

Pawn: Well done Master! Up Top! Arisen: *gets dragged away* Pawn: ... *Affinity Lost*

@TheBarbarianGamer

3 ай бұрын

Putting the dog in Dogma.

@medaminebenhadjyahia6975

3 ай бұрын

Strong disliked that

@chrisberm

3 ай бұрын

IS THAT HOW YOU RAISE PAWN AFFINITY?!?! OMG!

@ForemostCrab7

3 ай бұрын

@@chrisberm Highfive when offered, you can also Talk to them every now and again, or to speed it TF up, take your pawn to the Barber and alter their appearance, doesn't matter what or by how much, every time you alter their appearance, save and quit, load back up, do another change, save and quit, do this till you've done it Atleast 4 times so this'll cost 40k in total, it gives 40 affinity every time, and this should raise the affinity high enough for the blush, or at the very least put you in the ballpark. Keep in mind, every time your pawn Dies, it drops by 25. Also i've come across a glitch it seems where my pawn stops blushing, if you come across this aswell, the only way to be absolutely certain is to download the Affinity mod from Nexus to keep track of it.

@HyouVizer

3 ай бұрын

​@@chrisberm obviously 🤓

I'm not sure if I was the only one who experienced this. But that child in Vernworth who wants potions from you haunted me throughout the city. She asked me for the potions, I declined as I didn't have enough on me. She followed me everywhere, locking me every 10 seconds into her dialog and asking for potions. Wherever I went in the city, she knew how to find me. I had to flee the city and gather the potions in order to be able to walk the streets of Vernworth unhindered again. To this day her creepy smile and words still haunt me

This was painfully accurate.....yet I still love the game

The immediate double whammy of the delivery of "Look Master, A ladder!" Before the cyclops attacks, and then the framerate joke made me rewatch the second half just so I could actually see it because I was too busy laughing the first time.

@brendenhawley2225

3 ай бұрын

My first reaction was my iPad is lagging again because of too many tabs.

@SuperAp0calypse

3 ай бұрын

The pawn stabbing the cyclops in the butt crack made my eyes water with laughter xD

I love how excited they get about ladders

Absolutely LOVE the use of the Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles music!! Brought back some awesome memories, thank you for this wonderful and hilarious video!!

@dancrowdus

3 ай бұрын

I wish that game was better but such an amazing OST

For me it’s the straightforward male pawn’s voice cracks. Never gets old 😂

Griffon joining the fight is spot on, I always laugh when that happens because what follows is utter chaos and sense of pride and accomplishment when I overcome the challenge!

@greed_xiii

3 ай бұрын

Be me, Take an oxcart ride, Get interrupted by an armoured cyclops, Use shield drum to lure the cyclops away from the incredibly fragile oxcart, Watch as a grim ogre snatches the driver away while you're fighting the cyclops, Chase the ogre, Get mauled by wolves before reaching the ogre, Get bashed by hobgoblins, Reach the ogre and free the driver, Get stun-locked by the hobs/wolves you ignored after escaping from them in order to reach the ogre quickly, Kill the trash mobs, Fight the ogre for a bit, Cyclops catches up, Wonder where the oxcart guards are, Look back at the oxcart, See the distinctive wings of a griffin peeking out from over the ledge above you where the oxcart is, Run towards griffin, See all the guards fighting the griffin, Die internally while simultaneously enjoying the chaos, Kill the cyclops, Kill the ogre seconds later, Turn around and find out the griffin left in the short time you turned your back on it It was hectic, but I want more! Just not when I'm riding an oxcart...

@Sweetroll_Wolfie

3 ай бұрын

@@greed_xiii Holy spit. LoL

@DreamskyDance

3 ай бұрын

Those griffins have the mentality of cats, i swear. They are complete assholes sometimes... combined assholness of cats and jerkiness of birds i guess, the worst.

@Asterionfu

3 ай бұрын

this happened to me when i was fighting a dragon, i made the dragon burn it alive XD

@DeValgaar

3 ай бұрын

Except there's hardly any challenge

I haven't played DD2, but this almost all applies to DD1 as well. "Wolves prefer to hunt in packs, Arisen!"

@ExileTwilight

3 ай бұрын

God wolves are so brutal if they snag you while stunned xD just a whole pack munching at you o,o

@deprofundis5184

3 ай бұрын

Also will never forget: right after a big fight with bandits, the pawn in the middle of the bodies: "What a large tree!"

@kylejamer

3 ай бұрын

Tis weak to Fire!

@TheWitsaw

3 ай бұрын

THEIR KIND IS WEAK TO ICE AND FIRE BOTH

@kevinclark6934

3 ай бұрын

WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS!

Love how accurate this is. Pawns showing me the wrong and long way for a quest and warrior trying to throw me into the air while I was casting as a sorcerer or aiming my bow, not at a useful time like when I wanted to reach something I couldn't.

I almost commented about how you "missed the part where a wolf drags you off" but then I seen it happen at the end of animation so yeah, pretty accurate representation of Dragons Dogma 2.

You forgot the part where the cyclops picks you up, waiting for 1 minute. Trying to figure out if he wants to eat or throw you. Just to throw you into the mudd with a "meh" face.

@frozenstar8050

3 ай бұрын

Those are the ogres. They grab females. Lick their face for a good minute. Then drop them with "meh" face. If they grab a male, they wipe the floor with them. Unless they are Grim Ogres.

I can't remember the last time a video made laugh out so loud. I haven't even played the game but the framedrops combined with the chaos that ensued completely killed me. Great work, I love the content!

@nachobrigante6581

3 ай бұрын

I laughed out so loud too 😂😂😂😂 absolute great

@groom84

3 ай бұрын

The game is great, for real.

@username-hm2qt

3 ай бұрын

I honestly haven't experienced any framerate drops at all but I'm playing on ps5 so I can already imagine if you're playing on a not so good PC

@ZephyrFate

3 ай бұрын

There aren't framedrops like this for PS5 players

@Deathtank75

3 ай бұрын

the stab in the ass did it for me....😅

The perfect introduction to a city is finding, a griffin an ogre a Minotaur and a cyclops on the same area and then going into the capital just to find a dragon with some goblins around

The slideshow framerate to depict all the chaotic events of battling a large foe was suuuuch a good choice. And then when the griffin swoops in just to mess with the player when they are at their most vulnerable was just sooo **chef's kiss**. This game has an unparalleled ability to take a random stroll through the woods and turn it into a murderfest within mere moments.

Look master, a ladder ! And the gryffin casually joining is spot on. Especially in batthal. Can't take a poop there without earing *flap Flap FLAP*

Oh god, the Arisen running out of Stamina every few seconds is too real 😂

@shawncc89

3 ай бұрын

Stamina management is so hard huh guys?

@adamp6320

3 ай бұрын

@@shawncc89 unnecessary for stamina to drain outside of combat. It should be exactly as it is in cities, unlimited until you are fighting. They made the game world 4x bigger but made it more painful to move around in it. The game KNOWs when you are in combat as the save function goes away. So they could easily implement it. But yes, stamina management is HARD if you don't have all day to play this game running from A to B and stopping to let your bar fill up every 10 seconds.

@shawncc89

3 ай бұрын

@@adamp6320 ox carts, ferrystones. Yes everyone should just have Infinite stamina bc wahhhh wahhhh. Great idea.

@adamp6320

3 ай бұрын

@@shawncc89 neither ox carts nor ferrystones are there for exploring the world, they're fast travel. You don't need stamina for fast travel but you do need it to explore the world in a sprint instead of a slow jog. My god you weird defenders of the game and your personal attacks. Stamina shouldn't drain outside of combat, like it doesn't in cities.

@jodinsan

3 ай бұрын

​@@shawncc89Basic troll. 2/10

You never disappoint. Accuracy/hilarity 100%

I love the music

Can't wait for a clip in the city, when you're casually doing quests and your pawns see and mention the same ladder EVERY. TIME. YOU CROSS IT! XD

1:13 freeze frame 😂 Really stabbed him in the poop chute 😂

After 1 hour of playing the game. Added the following mods >> Remove stamina consumption out of combat. >> Weightless material and unused equipment. >> Fast travel tweaks to increase the ferry stones and partcrystals at vendors

As always, capturing the very essence in an amazing and hilarious way! :)) Excellent episode. AGAIN!

its so perfect. i cant wait for the next one of the rogue spamming biting/cutting wind and just flying into the void (with M83 Midnight City blasting)

FPS is on point! 😂

@arturartur3496

3 ай бұрын

clean your ps5

@MakiMaki.

3 ай бұрын

That's actually the only inaccurate thing about this. xD

@Deadsmegma

3 ай бұрын

​@@MakiMaki.Ye outside of the city it's great

@onizuka

3 ай бұрын

@@arturartur3496 I have a brand new slim, the fps is dogshit. fix your eyes. it chugs 20

@sidcomegys4154

3 ай бұрын

Is that a pc issue?

This is pure gold. Closing the video with that wofl made my day, ROFL

I felt every single scenario in this one and I loved it.

Ridiculously spot on. We bow our heads! Great job.

“You really should use a coaster, master.”

Spot on! I can watch this over and over, it's that funny. Well done 👏

The framerate drop was the best part and had my laughing my ass off.

I felt that FPS drop IRL

@Aggrofool

3 ай бұрын

Thanks to 7800X3D CPU, no drops except for Vernworth

@arden1331

3 ай бұрын

@@AggrofoolStill not good enough for AAA

@Angels-Haven

3 ай бұрын

@@Aggrofool that's funny cos people with the same cpu say the game runs like garbage everywhere

The slideshow fight killed me.

@TheBarbarianGamer

3 ай бұрын

Literally AND figuratively!

mid fight and starts screaming "WHEN I WAS IN A DIFFERENT REALM MASTER!!!"

Didnt think it was 100% accurate until the griffon came outta nowhere to party 🤣

Video is spot on 😂 I'm just glad I don't hear goblins being yelled at me every 2 minutes like in the first game.

Oh wow, Blaidd made a cameo.

Dude! That was amazing! Hiw you captured the lag, the chais, the over chatter of the npc. I didnt olay the game but it made me feel like i did.

Best video for Dragon's Dogma I've seen by far. They should use this as an advert video, it make the game sell like cup cakes.

This is 100% correct and your best video yet. Subscribed.

That Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Music ❤️

@d.c.stranded7134

3 ай бұрын

IMO games like this and Vermintide and Darktide and Stranger of Paradise make me feel that they should try again at making another Crystal Chronicles game more like the DS spinoffs

@DanBurtonCodes

3 ай бұрын

It's so nostalgic

@maverickentity9341

3 ай бұрын

It was the first thing in a while that hit me with nostalgic memories

The shot at 1:26 with the cyclops riding the griffin needs to go on a shirt! I'd buy that for sure.

This is amazing. I saw every single one of your elden ring series cant wait to see this series!!!

The number of times I've been launchboarded to my death trying to get a chest on a cliff... Absolutely beautiful. Hope those frame drops on PS5 and lower spec PCs get optimized soon.

Carbot is a genius because you cant watch his videos just once. I'm like a raven and these videos are a bloated bunny rabbit. I'll eat now, but in a few days it'll be just as good if not better. Theres often little hidden bits you gotta pick out and thats fun.

That Griffin swooping in mid combat, I felt that. Only I wasn't fighting a Cyclops when it happened, but rather a Drake. Needless to say I slew them both by the skin of my teeth and the hair on my nuts. Lost a pawn to the brine, had to constant revive my main pawn and another in my party. and used up several wakestones just so that I wouldn't lose the XP and the loot. Fun first Drake encounter though, definitely one I'll never forget lmao.

THAT DOG PART HIT SO HARD. I killed my first ogre after a long battle, wolf runs up drags me away, kills me. I had no wake stones. I just walked away.

1:11 "Strike true, lest you shame us all."

Be careful. Cyclops always have AN eye out for the Arisen.

100% correct in every detail. Slammed the subscribed button. Make more m8.

haha you always manage to capture the scent of the games and make it soo funny xD

Seems like your worst enemy in this game is your own party...

@Shockernor

3 ай бұрын

My party actually killed the last boss, i just gave them shield all the time so that we did not die 😂

@Ralathar44

3 ай бұрын

TBH your party in this game is actually way more competent than AI allies in like any other game basically. They are just funny sometimes :D.

@arcanum3000

3 ай бұрын

@@Ralathar44 I think part of that just comes from it being easy to outlevel the content without really trying. By the time I made it to Battahl (last night) my party could roflstomp everything in Vermund short of actual dragons. And even dragons were an insufficient DPS problem, not an I'm-at-risk-of-death problem.

@Ralathar44

3 ай бұрын

@@arcanum3000 I'd say its a problem but people are frighteningly bad at the game and if it was actually decently difficult I think they would whine and complain about it. That being said i'd personally be happy to see higher difficulties, especially in NG +.

@aahzmandiaz2767

3 ай бұрын

... pawn dragon plaque .... So, yes.

Fps gag is hilarious!

When the pawn leads you somewhere and you continue the path passing him, because its obvious where he is going, just for him to stop behind you, call you, take you up a rock-down and to same direction you were already heading. They are so petty 😂 it feels like revenge for passing him.

Some of the most fun I've had with a video game in years, and everything in this video is spot on.

Это! Было! Восхитительно! Просто вся боль фризов в одном видео! Гениально!!!

Frame drop was so real

@arturartur3496

3 ай бұрын

pc masterslave?

@youdonegoofed

3 ай бұрын

@@arturartur3496 Judging by your replies to very specific kinds of comments here, you must be a sonypony then.

@gameclips5734

3 ай бұрын

@@arturartur3496 it runs poorly on all platforms but at least you can improve it on PC, there's no hope on console

@RocketSlime

3 ай бұрын

No on ps5 it runs mostly fine with small issues at most

@ZephyrFate

3 ай бұрын

@@gameclips5734 PS5 does not have this issue during combat at all.

😂🤣Dude this was great!! I loved all your Elden ring stuff when u first came out with it. Was looking forward to your take on DD2 and you didn’t disappoint. You captured the exact essence of this game! Genius!!!!

This is my experience every time, but that’s why I adore dragons dogma 2. This was amazing!!!

I can absolutely tell you played the game for a hot minute, cause this was SPOT ON! Loved the frame rate joke and sudden surprise Griffin Carbot!

@ialwaystakebaddecision3495

3 ай бұрын

the frame rate uring fight make me feel like my pc is gonna die any second

I hope this doesn't turn people away from the game if they are considering picking it up, because the game is amazing, but Carbot has once again captured the quirks of a game masterfully. *chef's kiss*

All so accurate 😂😂😂 A drake once attacked the city, got stuck *inside* the city wall, and stayed in the same exact position for 10 minutes. Only his tail was reachable so I spent the next ten minutes hacking continuously at the tiny end of his tail. It was the straw that broke the game for me. This could've been such a good game😢

This a more honest review of the game than any youtuber/streamer has made or been paid to promote it. This is why I subscribe.

I laughed way longer, and harder than I should at this.

The Gryphon jumping in was too real!

Even though I haven't seen a single second of the game I have a total grasp of it by this 2 minutes of documentary.

I think the best thing the allies do is a healer healing you as you’re being mauled by a wolf rather than just hitting it off you. Prolonging your suffering

@matthewmac5787

3 ай бұрын

Infinite food for wolves!

Performance issue was 100% spot on!! 🤣🤣🤣

I missed about half of that becuase I was laughing so hard. One of my first fights was like that. We started off fighting simple wolves. That agroed some goblins. Then this wandering Griffen swooped in to finish us off. The "Oh look a treasure chest" is most annoying with the ladder thing a close second. With all that being said it's still an amazing game. I'm lovung it.

I must be blessed by RNJesus since i've never once had frame rate issues as I played, but the chaos of a low level party fighting a tough foe only for another one to ambush everyone and maybe a gang of goblins/pack of wolves joining the fray too is something to behold. And represented flawlessly here.

My exact experience without the lag on PS5 😂

The performance issues are so well done haha

bruh the dying pawns... fucking sent my eyes rolling back immediately, so damn dumb lol they need to stop following me the wrong way lmao

This made me laugh so hard. It basically resumed my 40 hours of the game so far. You needn't do any more videos (no, please do). We need videos on trying to hit the Harpies, on peeing ourselves when giving the right answer to the Sphinx, but she still creeps on you anyway, on trying to kill skeletons, on trying to find Seeker tokens with the Trickster augmentation, on trying to reach areas that are very high, only to slip to our deaths and after 30 minutes finding out that there was a path right next to us, on catching a cart somewhere and being interrupted in the middle of the night by one Ogre, one cyclops, 3 griffins and a few goblins. Also, on making boulders roll ahead of us, so that we can take any specific path safely, only to have the boulder respawn behind us anyway and killing us. Or the rage quitting moments when you are stuck on a combo, seeing your healthbar slowly drain out. Or trying to trigger a movement ability (like the sorcerer's flight, or the thief's wall jump), only for them not to work. Or trying to use the sorcerer's flight to stop a fall, succeeding at the very last second, releasing the ability and taking massive damage from a 10 cm fall. Oh, there are so many ideas for this :D

The end is why the franchise is lovingly referred to as "Drag Dog"

@yggdrasil7776

3 ай бұрын

Getting flashbacks of Garm repainting Bitterblack Isle with my Arisens bloody corpse.

Look master, FPS

@MrStealYoBeef

3 ай бұрын

You mean SPF?

Great 👍 video. Loved it. For all the issues the game has it still one of my top 3 for this year. Very addicting gameplay and the most fun I've had playing video games in a long time.

I've always enjoyed Carbot but damn this has to be one of the funniest ones yet.

YES YES YES MAKE MORE

Normally more than one thing shown in Carbots animations happens to me, but this time I never experienced any of that. No framedrops, getting thrown by pawns or anything. (Well, except for the ladder, "AFTER YOU ARISEN!" "Perhaps new discoveries await us ABOVE?")

@Alexanderrr3r

3 ай бұрын

Wait, never running out of stamina either?

@scorvus238

3 ай бұрын

Try Mystic Spearhand for all your stamina needs and also taking little to no damage in a fight. 😂

@dracosfire7247

3 ай бұрын

@@Alexanderrr3r If you don't use it all up each time you'll never run out

@Alexanderrr3r

3 ай бұрын

@@dracosfire7247 accidentally, in safe locations. Not regular thing, no.

@Gordon-qp8vc

3 ай бұрын

You will...you will....😅

I never had the problem with pawns running off the edge of cliffs myself more than like 1 or 2 times tops. But I always put them on "wait" before engaging in parkour.

Earlier today I climbed the hill above Medusa's cave and all through my companions keep falling off of the cliff. Pain 😢

Ахахах, сначала не понял в начале боя с циклопом, потом кааак понял

@iriska_kiskan7675

3 ай бұрын

Немножко не хватает фпс)

@bryanick3238

3 ай бұрын

@@iriska_kiskan7675 -Пейн, я не чувствую ФПС!!! - это потому что у тебя их нет!!!