I’m 90% certain Godzilla didn’t understand what was happening in the movie. He just saw/knew that a bunch of strong guys were appearing and started swinging before taking a nap.

@Godilla13

Ай бұрын

No, he understood

@destiny6080

Ай бұрын

When you want the topic to be funny so you have to change what actually happened:

@caesargold3695

Ай бұрын

Godzilla is like Goku he's just here to fight the strong guys

@youraveragejoe2712

Ай бұрын

bro 100% fell asleep during the hollow earth human tribe scene (I don't blame you but cmon bruh, atleast listen to the exposition)

@Godilla13

Ай бұрын

@@youraveragejoe2712 fr

Kong went through a journey to find family and home while Godzilla literally woke up and chose violence

@lucasm.3864

Ай бұрын

The difference between their opening scenes was hilarious.

@phantomwraith1984

Ай бұрын

​@@lucasm.3864they had almost identical openings; showering themselves in the blood of their enemies xD

@LePetitArtiste09

Ай бұрын

I watched the movie and fully agree

@kyleshannon5009

Ай бұрын

Godzilla woke up one day and decided to try to make fightings with the French military, Italian military, and the US Air Force

@philliptivis3082

Ай бұрын

Kong was busy doing the main quest line while Godzilla was off powerleveling.

*T H I S* *I S* *C I N E M A*

@NoahFernandez-mb7cv

29 күн бұрын

No

@StopMotionWorld54

29 күн бұрын

Just like minus one

@MinecraftWorld1954

28 күн бұрын

- Luigi from the hit 2023 illumination animated movie The Super Mario Bros Movie

Kong having the biggest day of his life just barely staying alive while Godzilla is on another Final Wars beatdown trek around the world and napping.

@naufalmEZa

Ай бұрын

Exactly my response to Kong's duology featuring Godzilla. Not to discredit Kong, he's a fun main kaiju, but he's well fitted to be "street level" humanity's guardian brawler, as opposed to Godzilla's apocalypse cancelling force of nature. Kong's about as old as a toddler from Godzilla's perspective, he was never G's objective. Can't wait for Godzilla's third movie featuring Kong as his sidekick for once. Only way to keep the tension after Kong became King Kong & tamed Shimo.

@spongebobsquarepants2981

27 күн бұрын

​@@naufalmEZaKong ain't being his sidekick, lol. Plus, I think this time it'll be a while until they team back up again. So I'm pretty sure they'll have their own solo adventures for a bit.

@DeblockWWFuFu

26 күн бұрын

@@naufalmEZa Kong was the main character so godzilla was the sidekick

@DeblockWWFuFu

26 күн бұрын

When did kong barely survive tho he won everyone easily and godzilla

@YoutubeGuy866

26 күн бұрын

​@@DeblockWWFuFuKong barely escaped being chased by the monkeys.And almost died because of godzilla's tantrum But yeah,godzilla in the movie was a bit underwhelming

I’m glad Godzilla, Mothra, and Kong are in the same scene together. They’re the kaiju trinity in the Monsterverse.

@philliptivis3082

Ай бұрын

I like Kong taking the role previously held by Rodan back in the day. I think it's a better dynamic.

@e-money9251

Ай бұрын

@@philliptivis3082 rodan taking the role of jobber nowadays i feel

@philliptivis3082

Ай бұрын

@e-money9251 No disrespect meant to Rodan, but back in the day, that meant 2 flying puppets ( or 3 if Ghidora was the bad guy) and one dude in a rubber suit. I think Kong brings a different dynamic while still being at odds with Godzilla and thus needing Mothra as the peacekeeper.

@emailiusefordiscord9509

Ай бұрын

Mothra got like 40 seconds of screentime in Godzilla x Kong

@lylelylecrocodile2538

27 күн бұрын

@@emailiusefordiscord9509 yeah it was a bit underwhelming after seeing the credits of King of the Monsters but still hype when she came back

Remember, if Warner Brothers takes this down, it's canon.

@VeerSingh00016

Ай бұрын

They won't

@corniel657

Ай бұрын

It's literally the whole plot

@spinosaurusstriker

Ай бұрын

That joke doesn’t work when its a literal plot summary of the movie.

@nargiaz7368

Ай бұрын

​@@spinosaurusstriker fr

@zuskuaquos6414

28 күн бұрын

It's literally canon

0:34 the way ERB’s kong voice is here is hilarious 💀

@joblessnerd7451

Ай бұрын

The rap from ERB Artists VS TMNT too 💀

@calebkirkland2051

13 күн бұрын

0:33

0:56 Don’t try to act like we wouldn’t see that Godzilla smooch right there 😂😂

@guilhermepereira558

24 күн бұрын

Wait he kissed mothra!?

@dre5908

24 күн бұрын

@@guilhermepereira558 canon event 😎

I love the godzilla 2004 theme every time godzilla is on screen

@phantomwraith1984

Ай бұрын

Well to be fair, we haven't seen Goji go on a killing spree like this since Final Wars

I like how throughout the movie Kong was having a life changing journey through hollow earth, finding others like him, bonding with a child ape. Meanwhile Godzilla Was just fucking around being Godzilla and killing every monster he sees.

The way how Godzilla sleep in the end was cute 🥰

I love how this highlights how Godzilla is pretty much doing his own thing for the whole movie

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

Godzilla is the most relatable character ever

Godzilla decides to take a power walk while Kong gets some character development.

1:26 and why he eepy😂

The Final Wars soundtrack is underated

@UnRandomQueUsaInternet

29 күн бұрын

Completamente de acuerdo

@SAS-ng4jb

27 күн бұрын

@@UnRandomQueUsaInternetsi bro

Bro why did you pirate the whole movie and upload it?

@dinglenut9405

Ай бұрын

Lmao

Can't just leak the movie like that.

1:24 very very understandable

If Godzilla Fits It Sits

Kong having the biggest adventure he ever had while godzilla is just doing his morning rutine and overall being godzilla

0:50 should’ve been the Doomfist Gauntlet

@65firered

Ай бұрын

Or a Fallout Powerfist

@GreenBarsArchives

Ай бұрын

Cuz he is a monk-

@K1ng_Squ1dZ

Ай бұрын

Thick robot show pfp oh my god

@GreenBarsArchives

Ай бұрын

@@K1ng_Squ1dZ wtf

Why is this so accurate 💀 Edit: 69 likes let's goooo!

Godzilla napping at the coliseum like my cat and her favorite bed in the sun is legendary Godzilla in a nut shell. He's just a grumpy cat, guys 😭

Imagine this is what they showed on theatre 💀

@loloman9998

27 күн бұрын

Wait but i saw that in the theater

This is like the goofiest summary of any movie that I’ve ever seen before 😂😂

Option: peace or violence Godzilla: violence

High quality meme bud

@izuyamakino833

Ай бұрын

the funny part is its not even a meme, this is literally what the film feels like😭

Godzilla just drinking energy:

Godzilla talking to Kong: today was the most important day of your life, to me it was a Tuesday.

peak cinema. Peak jet evaporating when it comes near to Godzilla drinking. Peak 2nd time Indominus Rex usage of being Shimo. Peak dancing Godzilla. Peak dead Suko. Peak Godzilla napping. PEAK EVERYTHING!

This is the accurate plot summary.

Sums up the whole film quite well

1963 kong vs Godzilla: kong spends the film dunk and sleeping as godzilla fucks shit up 2024 Godzilla x Kong: Godzilla spends the film drinking and napping as kong fucks shit up

Kong: Take me to our kind, boi! Godzilla: alright, whose city and which titan am I going to ruin today?!…oh hey Rome. Nice bed! Italians: *angrily shaking and waving their hands*

@arliqyz26

24 күн бұрын

😂

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

Mama Mia

@benja2998

5 күн бұрын

graffiti artists: 🫃

For Kong it was a journey of self discovery and finding a new family. For Godzilla it was just a average day in his life.

Makes perfect sense.

imma need that Funko Pop RIGHT NOW

@Frotheru_The_Dragon

Ай бұрын

EEPY ZILLER IS LOVE EEPY ZILLER IS LIFE

Fr tho i'm pretty sure Godzilla was drunk through the rest of the Movie

0:29 that was my favorite part

@phantomwraith1984

21 күн бұрын

Drinking radiation with a swirly straw xD

Damn, I was gonna see the movie in theaters for the 7th time, but daddy Bloodryche uploaded the whole thing for free on youtube, now I can just watch it here

@arliqyz26

24 күн бұрын

DADDY?😂

I don’t get why the critics hate this movie, I loved the part where Godzilla fought shimo whilst doing fortnite dances

Mothra casually stomped the entire Kong army

A grumpy ancient immortal with godlike power whom the rest of the world either admires or wants dead, given chill with the resurrection of his dead wife. I am either speaking Godzilla or Sol Badguy.

Godzilla had no chill in the new movie💀💀💀

As someone who has seen the peak empire new kong godzilla x movie, I can confirm this is exactly how the plot went.

0:41 Why shimo is indominus rex

*Kong's plot:* Im alone... AAAAAH!!! MY TOTH!!! Im alone... BOY **Ends with slavery and gets a yellow hand** *Godzilla's plot:* SHUT THE FU## UP!!! I WANT TO SLEEP!!!

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

Mood

I love how Godzilla only became “evil” after Mothra died. Bro was so distraught at the fact that his wife died that he turned to a life of “evil” only to turn back after she came back to life.

@phantomwraith1984

Ай бұрын

He never turned evil. He killed scylla because she started being aggressive and attacking humans after he gave her 1 chance to submit. He killed Tiamat because she was still salty about losing last time to him and she wanted revenge, hence she was powering up. And he was about to kill Kong because Godzilla already gave Kong his once chance and Kong is not allowed to be on the surface

@rumuelnathanael8043

Ай бұрын

Wife? You are cringe af

@steveoevo

Ай бұрын

@@phantomwraith1984godzilla killed tiamat cuz he was hungry

@matexanimationsdc2582

Ай бұрын

​@@phantomwraith1984well I guess Kong is back on the surface again after the events of gxk since they the g man doesn't see him as a enemy but ally

@Heiseigodzillizord

Ай бұрын

Mothra is not godzillas wife ☠️

Thanks bro, now i don't have to waste time, money, and gas to go to the cinema.

This is hilariously accurate 😭

Cute! Loved the Final Wars music!

That’s it. That’s the film.

0:32 bro yappin

Missed oppertunity to make Suko Curious George, the destroyer of multiverses

This is great. And 100% what happened in the movie.

You summarized a 2 hour movie in 90 seconds. Nice

I love how Godzilla now has a place that abundant with radiation that he could sleep, but he chooses to sleep in a Colosseum

I like your edits and efforts

Better than movie recaps

This is honestly more accurate than the film

@LazyOldFusspot_3428

Ай бұрын

It's literally based off of the film itself, just without the human subplot

godzilla aint know wut was happening my man just wanted smoke wit everyone cuz they interrupted his nap , bro jus wanted to sleep so he decides its on sight with everyone

Each of the 2nd and 3rd scenes of Godzilla is just absolutely hilarious He just drinking radiation and then he drank the power of the Artic

Godzilla schedule is to fight monsters then sleep

Godzilla should have been a iguana tbh

@CoolGuyVoorhees

26 күн бұрын

Please no, never again...

"Everybody fighting" Godzilla: "Dances"

I love the idea that Godzilla up and found the coliseum, realized it was the perfect shape for him, and decided it was the perfect place to sleep.

Jajajaja excelente recreación de la película

The GODZILLA BATTLE LINE MV Godzilla had me dying😂😂😂

I love that Shimo is just a giant png of the Indominus Rex

best remake, 10/10

@nadatowatch

9 күн бұрын

W

@Sixfrombeefydielol

9 күн бұрын

@@nadatowatchthx yo

@robloxxeranimations

9 күн бұрын

best comment of the year

If Godzilla X Kong was low budget💀

The final wars soundtrack suits Godzilla’s vibe in this movie so well

Spectacular, very accurate. I love this film so much ❤

THAT ERB REFERENCE

Absolute art

Ahahaha 😆 love the dance

retelling of the whole movie

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA THATS ALL DUDE AMAIZING

0:41 Indominus rex 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I watched this movie yesterday and this basically boils down King Kong, Godzilla and any other monsters part in the movie, god work 😀👍

scar kingf every 5 seconds 🤓💎

As someone who just watched the movie today, this is the most accurate thing I've seen

My favorite part was Godzilla finding the perfect napping spot

어쩜 이리 완벽하게 요약할 수가....

Aw man, I was expecting a King Crab at 0:07

Godzilla: aight I'mma head out, see you in the next movie

Pretty accurate ngl😂

100% accurate to the movie

Yep that's literally the whole movie! hahaha

Godzilla x Kong The New Empire In a Nutshell.

I never thought that I would see Godzilla do the default emote 😂

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZERRRR BLAHHHHHH

The final wars theme XD

What was the theme when godzilla killed scylla in this video

@UnRandomQueUsaInternet

14 күн бұрын

King of the Monsters - Godzilla Final Wars Theme

kong found family while godzilla found his dead wife

What Godzilla did in 90% of the vídeo: ☢️🥛√🐊

I unironically enjoyed this more than the movie

I now no longer need to see the movie, thank you for letting me save 5€

that 1 dislike is from from the beta monke getting bodied by Kong.

This is basically the movie in a nutshell