I can just imagine his Mrs Sausage's relief when she hears ''Zero Mark Ruffalos!''

@longemen3000

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers

@PlanetComputer

3 жыл бұрын

ghfk

@bananarama711

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised the ban on will it blow has been lifted

@choodle9729

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers bro Jesus

@drbakterius9232

3 жыл бұрын

imagine her horror when she hears "5 mark Ruffalos!"

Mrs. Sausage lives in constant fear that one day, when no food is home, she'll be sausaged

@HaganConnell

3 жыл бұрын

Public Sausage No. 1

@maximumforce8275

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine shes hiding in the closet and thinks shes alone then out of nowhere next to her she hears "let's sausaaaaaaaage!"

@codycoyote545

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximumforce8275 Just breaking through the door with the grinder.

@thraexgladiator

3 жыл бұрын

@@codycoyote545 “MRS SAUSAGE SAUSAGE!”

@PlanetComputer

3 жыл бұрын

sdfg

That was like a 60 dollar sausage if you include labor costs

@f.7407

3 жыл бұрын

Yet still no match for the lobster sausage

@Makkuhh

3 жыл бұрын

256 dollars and 13 cents on lobsters!

"That is tragically just a small sausage." Sounds like my last date night!

@Agung-Sastradnya

3 жыл бұрын

F

@glorbojibbins2485

3 жыл бұрын

F

@avar2769

3 жыл бұрын

F

@kiruuttori8539

3 жыл бұрын

F

@birb4237

3 жыл бұрын

E

“I have crabs” - Sausage Man

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

I read carbs....

@wanderblitz

3 жыл бұрын

I get that...

@PlanetComputer

3 жыл бұрын

dfsg

@tristansouder2116

3 жыл бұрын

@kibly Nice profile picture

@afsareiah9910

3 жыл бұрын

damn your profile do look hot kibly XD

The fight with your wife over crab truly shows something about your relationship

@thekingofcats197

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp

@magmaboyx859

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t watch it yet so I’m just mad that you spoiled it

@NightGlock

3 жыл бұрын

Wholesome af

@Stel298

3 жыл бұрын

@@magmaboyx859 maybe dont look in the comments next time

@robokroket

3 жыл бұрын

@@magmaboyx859 tf you doin reading comments before watching

Stagg canned chilli sausage for the camping crowd!

@gabrielpacheco3459

3 жыл бұрын

He also needs to add some of that step 2

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t expect to see you here, but it fits.

@DidObamaCare

3 жыл бұрын

Wolf chili or die gang

@campingwithsteve

3 жыл бұрын

@@DidObamaCare I've only ever had beef chili before

@fartingislife2546

3 жыл бұрын

Steve wallis the legend himself

I can't believe I just got jumped scared in a sausage video

@sissix1987

3 жыл бұрын

by a baby

@PhoDLazy

3 жыл бұрын

@@sissix1987 dababy

@Infectedwithrabies

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhoDLazy *LETS GO*

@5UPREP1CG4MER

2 жыл бұрын

_imma turn into a c o n v e r t a b l e_

When he said "There's no way this is gonna turn out any good" I expected him to just stuff the whole crab legs into the grinder, shell and all.

@ColeKennedyonYT

3 жыл бұрын

Same and I was about to be disappointed cuz I love crab legs

@Skonkgasm

3 жыл бұрын

A man can dream...

@fenfrostpaws2000

3 жыл бұрын

If he grinded some Old Bay and butter in with the crab, things could've improved

@thegreengribbler

3 жыл бұрын

we've learned something very important after that fish episode

Man this snow crab sausage was pretty expensive, but at least it wasn’t $275 like the lobster sausage

@bradthunderpants3283

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God it wasn't 380$ like the lobster sausage.

@colinfreyvogel3014

3 жыл бұрын

The price of lobster sausage is at least as volatile as Bitcoin

@maiwennbzh

3 жыл бұрын

I would never spend $433 on lobster, let alone for sausage

@plorby

3 жыл бұрын

i feel bad that he spent $568 on lobster

@SoupEnjoyer21

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah $634 is way too much for lobster

Mr and mrs sausage fighting over crab legs is wholesome

I could feel his pain having to take the meat out of all the crab legs and putting them into sausage

@trelyles1583

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Crab legs are so good. The only seafood I truly enjoy

I really appreciate the Mrs Sausage Cameos, they really make this feel like a family friendly cooking show

@yamcha9791

3 жыл бұрын

First line of the episode "i Have crabs!"

@jesseadams2376

3 жыл бұрын

"The Frankenstein's penis of sausages" Ah yes family friendly

@gugan_1678

3 жыл бұрын

Makes it seem like it at least

@rafaelkresmar3998

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesseadams2376 Well to be fair : Every sausage is a frankensteins penis, that's just what sausages are. You take the most disgusting parts of animals that no one would eat on their own and you create a phallic shaped object out of it

@Jeansowaty

2 жыл бұрын

@@rafaelkresmar3998 which ends up being tasty af lmao

You know, the exoskeleton is just nature's sausage casing.

@gungabunga5396

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing with flesh

@4Isaac

3 жыл бұрын

Schmeat

@glorbojibbins2485

3 жыл бұрын

Foreskin

@vlcallmeprince-x6032

2 жыл бұрын

@@glorbojibbins2485 Foreskin sausage

@calamaribowl8683

Жыл бұрын

I thought this comment was cursed but the replies might be worse

Therapist: "Don't worry: Baby Jump Scare is not real, it can't hurt you." Baby Jump Scare: 1:30

@Sharklover-jv3fq

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@dawidek4267

2 жыл бұрын

What a shitty comment

when Mrs. Sausage was fighting for her life for the crab legs my laugh was so delayed cause I could not process what just happened

youtube comments suggestion: pancake sausage,fill the casing with pancake batter

@2ndbestxxxx825

3 жыл бұрын

No yeah this has to be a thing

@binklol

3 жыл бұрын

Nah we need a potato salad sausage

@jordanloux3883

3 жыл бұрын

With a maple syrup sausage on the side.

@seangrogan9393

3 жыл бұрын

@@binklol NO, tuna salad!

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

bahahahaha, that would be a killer SOSIG.

Me: "Wow, he actually turned on the grinder normally this ti-" Me one second later: "AH, HOLY SH*T"

@chrisperry132

3 жыл бұрын

Is the baby a sub plot???

@goldswaggamer4007

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisperry132 He's creating his own story with the baby

@TheVioletStudent

3 жыл бұрын

same

@chrisperry132

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldswaggamer4007 plot twist:he used to work in a sausage factory... until the accident!!!

@justinbrown6233

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisperry132 The accident being the baby

The fact he didn't use a crab leg shell to turn on the grinder scared me more than the baby did.

Mr sausage, please call the next sausage "Fred burst"

Beats wife over crab legs, "what a delightful treat that was" lmfao

This has to be one of the most plot driven episodes so far

A veiled message from Babish and some comment scrolling to find out what he was talking about brought me here.

I feel like running this show is simultaneously boosting and ruining his mental health.

@hoagielamp6543

3 жыл бұрын

This was the first domestic violence episode, the beginning of the end.

When you turned on the grinder I was so weirded out and concentrated about you not doing anything stupid to turn it on that I jumped up on my chair when the baby suddently appeared.

@captaincbiscuit

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@JediMasterBaiter

3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the scare when it panned right, but did not expect it when it panned left. He got us all!

Missed opportunity to say "leg's sausage!"

i wonder which he’s spent more on.. ingredients to make his sausages, or cleaning supplies to constantly keep the stove area looking pristine

Now that bimbish has recognized you, please make both versions of his biscuits and gravy and immediately sausage them up. Honestly sounds like it would be good.

FINALLY!!!

@Ok-fj7xx

3 жыл бұрын

Boogie

@KARMA-gr4uh

3 жыл бұрын

Here before this blows up

@Stonercarguy336

3 жыл бұрын

I want him to do crab so long

@Nova_luvs_yu

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap it's the famous 2b2t minecraft youtuber SalC1

@ecstasyrealm

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nova_luvs_yu crab

"I got crabs!" Mrs. Sausage in the background: "What?!"

@KdogOfficial_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

1:31 jesus christ I actually got spooked lmao

What not many people realise is that the baby doll has now replaced Mr Sausage, you can tell by the small hands

“I ordered them” 💀

@mushy5982

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it but I liked it anyways lmao

Chewing gum sausage, that would be a fine sausage.

@conteaemilianstefan2077

3 жыл бұрын

Or a fart sausage

@conteaemilianstefan2077

3 жыл бұрын

If we had air,ice,water and fire

@User-zx6tt

3 жыл бұрын

@@conteaemilianstefan2077 aka the wind sausage

@goldswaggamer4007

3 жыл бұрын

@@User-zx6tt aka the air sausage

@iLlegal_iBex

3 жыл бұрын

I already feel bad for the grinder

His voice sounds like a mix of Carl Wheezer and Peter Griffin

this man deserves the entire population's worth of subscribers

Break the grinder by trying to shove a whole baguette down the grinder to make the baguette sausage

Mr. Sausage: "I got crabs" Don't let Mrs. Sausage hear that

1:12 caught me completely off guard and absolutely sent me lol

Biscuits and Sausage Gravy Sausage!

@Gtune_

3 жыл бұрын

I've been requesting this one for too long. Finally another person of culture.

I am vegetarian why do I love this channel so

@goldswaggamer4007

3 жыл бұрын

This man's channel is a magnet

I can tell this is what Mr and Mrs Sausage had on their first date

I Really needed that today, thanks for making my day better

The sausage man has been noticed by badging with bimbish. I repeat, the sausage man has been noticed by badging with bimbish.

@scozill3234

3 жыл бұрын

Bragging with Blowfish

Ordinary you have failed me, you must do a whole Japanese Spider Crab sausage

"I just realized trash day was today" MISSION FAILED - WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.

3:39 : "All Males, Ouch"

your videos are always the best for coming home and throwing on while i pack my first bowl of the day

The one youtuber that can make a 1 minute video feel like a 5 minute video and a 5 minute video feel like a 1 minute video

When this guy was taking out the crab meat from the shells, I can feel his boredom and pain because I had to do that for crab cakes for culinary two weeks ago.

@jellydamgood

3 жыл бұрын

So satisfying to watch though, when he pulls an intact leg out in one smooth move.

@anomnomnomnivore1350

3 жыл бұрын

At least y’all have something worth it in those crabs. Our crabs barely have any meat

I can imagine my future like how Mr and Mrs Sausage is. "I paid for them" "I ordered them"

babish wasn't kidding when he said "sounds like Peter Griffin"

@scozill3234

3 жыл бұрын

Bloggish with Bloopie

@negi372

3 жыл бұрын

Baldin with babies

@javiercampos2196

3 жыл бұрын

Bingo with baboons

@omegawilliam95s36

3 жыл бұрын

Bambo with Blonky

@wuskraken6187

3 жыл бұрын

Bambino with Baka

I’m glad to be part of the group that clicks on these videos as soon as we get the notification

The dancing knives for “Let’s Sausage!” was a nice touch.

A true master of crab cracking, being able to sort the shell and meat without messing up and taking a shard to the roof of the mouth.

One of my favorite videos, love all the extra production like creepy doll and sound effects, very nice

It feels weird to say it.. but this is the only YT channel where I literally watch every single video from start to end.

4:53 you can really see the moment he realizes he wasted a delicious, expensive crustacean for the second time.

My earphones busted towards the “Mark Ruffalo” part and went full volume. Never thought I’d actually get jumpscared watching these videos.

“Get it hot for like 5 seconds and then immediately cold” 🤣 the accuracy

Fred savage and mark ruffalo as the ‘will it ...’ rating system is glorious

@scozill3234

3 жыл бұрын

When do we get the Steve Buscemis rating system?

Memes aside, he always seems so genuinely pleased over the fan mail

Easily one of my favorite episodes to date. Fantastic work.

It's been years since I've had crab. Seeing you cook crab has made it clear what I'm going to do this weekend.

It amazes me how a show about sausage can stay so fresh and innovative

Attention Internet!: Cookie Dough Sausage ...that’s all I have to say.

@droach3151

3 жыл бұрын

THIS

@2ndbestxxxx825

3 жыл бұрын

You're on to something..

@trashboy6658

3 жыл бұрын

oh man

@reubenc0039

3 жыл бұрын

THIS

@scaredmax6289

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps

Thank you for your important work

Babish sent me. One video. Subbed. Incredible top shelf content.

When i saw this i almost screamed "LET'S SAUSAGE" in my house

Ordinary Sausage: Civil War

This one got me dead af 🤣🤣 making my day brotha thank you 😊

Biscuits and gravy sausage! Show Babish how its done!

KZread comments suggestions : Cat food saudage, have your cat taste test it

@CaptLuser

3 жыл бұрын

he should do it for april fool’s day and title the video “cat sausage”

@ancapeancape9829

3 жыл бұрын

Baby food sausage

Mr. Sausage should do a lox and cream cheese sausage with a bagel bun!!

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a Jewish themed sausage?

@bagelman7530

3 жыл бұрын

@@pentelegomenon1175 I guess so, yeah. ik he already did Passover sausage, but bagels

@aramis9331

3 жыл бұрын

Warm cream cheese? And lox?

@jersmont1309

3 жыл бұрын

@@aramis9331 roast cream cheese until it's slightly browned it's delicious

@bagelman7530

3 жыл бұрын

@@aramis9331 delicious lol

Well I didn’t know I needed this channel in my life but now I do

Babish sent me here i am confused, yet intrigued

Wind Release: Rasengan Sausage

@souparaz9488

3 жыл бұрын

Ight that is a good sausage but not as good as LISTERINE SAUSAGE

@CluckN

3 жыл бұрын

Binging with Obito better watch out

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

infinite tsukuyomi SAUSAGE!

@kirbygriffin6150

3 жыл бұрын

1000 Birds Sausage: Chidori!

@souparaz9488

3 жыл бұрын

Secret finger jutsu:1000 years of death sausage

The crab ghosts smile down happy to see their legs combined into one giant sausage leg.

I love his dedication, this episode really cost him $70 worth of crab

0:47 Mrs. Sausage wishes of the day when nothing turns into a sausage.

One of these days I'd love to see Mrs Sausage do the "Lets sausage" part :)

I love watchin these sausages that take a long time to prepare because we see mr sausage slowly go insane

a crab is just a hard multi-pronged sausage.

Why am I only finding this channel today? What have I been doing with my life!?

Missed trash day with seafood? Just "accidentally" leave it outside. The raccoons will do the rest.

@DuploBone

2 жыл бұрын

That's very dangerous to their health. Both from food poisoning and crab sharks being quite sharp. 😞 Raccoons are good dudes.

Make a lemons sausage. The lemon sausage would propel your soul into lemon heaven :) please make it so you can ascend to lemon heaven because if you don't make it you don't got to lemon heaven.

@user-rl4tg2mr9n

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, something tells me that OP is a lemon

@godotblendno.1077

3 жыл бұрын

lemon

@limejohnson7477

3 жыл бұрын

I think a lime sausage would do better.

@sapayo

3 жыл бұрын

Lemon

@heikkiheinonen6745

3 жыл бұрын

Like a wise man once said: "When life gives you lemons, make sausage"

Mr, Sausage: I got crabs! Mrs Sausage: we got crabs.

Your videos are so weird... I love them😂

“I GOT CRABS” wasn’t the right choice of words to start out with 😂

@souparaz9488

3 жыл бұрын

LISTERINE SAUSAGE woulda been the right way to start the video

@markopolo2172

3 жыл бұрын

It was the perfect choice

@adrianrojas2750

3 жыл бұрын

He knew exactly what he was doing

Sausage, you kidding me? That that uh that's gotta be like 90 dollars!!!

@Marcohalt

3 жыл бұрын

It's $32.75, 0:07 Edit: given this thread, I have the weird feeling I'm missing something

@LeonDractus

3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe he was forced to spend 300 dollars on a sausage

@blobbertmcblob4888

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeonDractus 478$ he spent on that crab!

@shaggy4real97

3 жыл бұрын

1342 dollars for sausage smh 🤦

@angelopalmieri434

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marcohalt probably 32.75 per lb crab is expensive and that right there is like what at least 3 lbs Edit: its 2.5 lbs so roughly around 80 dollars.

The way he said “ZERO MARK RUFFALOS!” really hecked me up

oh hey snow crabs, I worked in a fishery processing those once. They get hella big

Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.

@anggaadandiputra8450

3 жыл бұрын

The more you know

@NSluiter

3 жыл бұрын

"In Canada sorry isn't an admission of guilt", tell that to Walmart

Mr. and Mrs. sausage are the most wholesome, relationship goals.

@Skonkgasm

3 жыл бұрын

How

@CMHE

Жыл бұрын

@@Skonkgasm yeah, I think they are too

@sketchesforyou8020

11 ай бұрын

@@SkonkgasmYou know how!

This show just keeps getting better and better.

Its so cute when Mrs. Sausage shows up and y'all have fun. Shoulda got some lemon and melted butter!

Idk why but this video so much more relatable because he said it was trash day

There should be an episode where mrs sausage and mr sausage have their roles reversed but they don't acknowledge it

A year ago you were on 29k subs... i fucking love U, this is so deserved, your hilarious

The highlight of my day is when I click on a ordinary sausage video and hear a very unsettling “well hey there”