8:36 That landing was poetry in motion.

@steeldriver1776

Жыл бұрын

beautiful slow motion

@couch2558

Жыл бұрын

The little flop at the end was amazing

*_"That's what you get for not giving us EGGS"_* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CaptAztek1001

Жыл бұрын

Shots fired.

3:28 -- if that leg isn't broken, call this kid Clark Kent forever.

@saddleupvickysue1412

Жыл бұрын

I heard the “Oh Snap”

Some of these people are lucky to be alive and not in a wheelchair for life

@jmanoochx

Жыл бұрын

agree - a lot of this is too dangerous to be 'fails', either too risky (the avalanche falls) or too injurious (the skiing collisions) etc

@enderblazex2718

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the one at 9:27 could have been fatal.

@brolohalflemming7042

Жыл бұрын

Yeh, the one @9:58 could have ended badly. Shows the importance of learning how to use an ice axe properly though, which hopefully this climber's done since the video.

@renatoherren4217

Жыл бұрын

@@brolohalflemming7042 Or just quit climbing and do something reasonable. 😜😜😜😜

@Rooted_Locs

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad somebody said it, I was sitting on the edge the entire time thinking 🤯

6:45 that head stand was amazing 👏🏻👏🏻

6:37 when you see snow for the first time in your life.

It amazes me how many people ride snowmobiles without kill switches.

@13101s

Жыл бұрын

But at least one guy had the good sense to crawl over and turn it off instead of turning it around

@Theyralltakenfu

Жыл бұрын

I'm thinking the same thing. I can't believe how crazy that is.

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

They usually have the kill-switch break-away (often a magnet) attached to a lanyard the rider is supposed to secure to their wrist or jacket! (But it's hard to fix 'stupid'!)

@NicWir

Жыл бұрын

Ken didn´t i guess

@billabong-zn2et

Жыл бұрын

Right like they should be tethered

The bike in the tree; bet he couldn’t do that again if he tried 🤣

1:04 Nice transition between the rabbit who will no longer be able to distribute eggs and, just after, the slider who breaks his own...

OMG THE GIRL SNOW DIVING!

Dude just missed clearing the road. Came up short and out of his skis. Looked good doing it though. Was fun to watch. Great video

The sheer velocity achieved by some of these folks just makes me wonder how many fatalities there are every winter.

@fredpuntdroad8701

Жыл бұрын

First week of snow and ice in the Netherlands apparently resulted in 133 visits to the ER with injuries (they don't register bumps and bruises obviously). When it lasts longer you ussually get fatalities mainly from people who go ice-skating on lakes, break the ice, then drown. Because while every non-idiot here can swim, swimming in subzero temperatures AND surviving being wet in those conditions is a very different story.

@bradsimpson8724

Жыл бұрын

Most of these need to get out of the gene pool anyway. This is just nature taking its course.

4:33 This one's a classic, that laugh never fails to make my laugh

@niles8102

Жыл бұрын

That was the most cartoon-ish fall and laughter combo ever!

@kevinVersus

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad others recognized this classic. For me it’s the guys poor attempt at hitting a high note then failing again

@Blunderman-rl1hc

6 ай бұрын

"I am a golden -" splat!

When you got to the hospital and have to tell them you were run over by a canoe !!

*Sitting here in Australia during a heatwave in the middle of summer and drooling over all that snow lol*

@thevelvetrecord

Жыл бұрын

Ikr, the humidity the last few days has been a nightmare

@angelalane1307

Жыл бұрын

While we're over here drooling over your hot sun...😏

@MrBibi86

Жыл бұрын

@@thevelvetrecord yep. it's been hell

@SteakBaked99

Жыл бұрын

We can swap if you want 😂

@feiery

Жыл бұрын

Sitting here in Texas in 83 degree F watching this and sipping iced tea in shorts and t-shirt.

"Let's do this" *Famous last words*

Snow/winter fails are probably my least favorite genre of fail since 90% are the same thing: someone trying to do a trick on a ski-jump and crashing, or simply falling down on skis or ice-skates. Thank you for including a bit more in this collection, made it worth while to watch.

@ModernRelik

Жыл бұрын

It's not just me then! I was going to write something similar too haha

@funnyhappystudios

Жыл бұрын

Felt the same way half way through the video, wondering why I was yawning

THAT GIRL WAS LIKE THAT'S COLD!

1:15, my favorite. A perfect face plant followed by both skis flying up behind him. 😂❤️

@thatbirbfriend2180

8 ай бұрын

Gold

Bicycles and snow. What a lethal combination.

@ACE53621

Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know it was a thing, what the actual fuck.

0:48 officer on scene: “So how did the lady break both her legs?” “Oh these nutjobs hit her in a boat.” *Takes out handcuffs…*

@couch2558

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was a really nasty hit, I hope they were ok

@fredpuntdroad8701

Жыл бұрын

Yep. Hope those people indeed call the police about that. Clear-cut assault with 'conditional intent'. Meaning: So stupid and reckless it equals intent to assault someone.

@amritvermagkp

Жыл бұрын

That was really so bad hope her legs not broken

@eskybakzu712

Жыл бұрын

@@fredpuntdroad8701 This is not even close to what conditional intent means.

@fredpuntdroad8701

Жыл бұрын

@@eskybakzu712 My professor disagreed with you on that.

As a snowboarder for decades, I always loved when skiers crashed all there stuff flying all over. Then all the snowboarders yelling Yard Sale on the lifts LMAO

8:57 "Hardcore" to "Dumbass" in 6 seconds!

"Yay, the lake/pond is frozen, let's go skating or doing whatever it is we do on a frozen lake/pond! It doesn't matter if it looks like the ice is less that half-an-inch thick, frozen if frozen LA LA LA LA I can't understand you!" Also, 12:03: Mont Saint-Bruno, really small mountain, but so close to home!

the skis flying out the boots, so beautifull

Dude hit the top of that ramp hard on the snow board. Was fun to watch. Great video

People need to learn to use their tether on snowmobile haha

one thing about crashing out in winter is that you generally have more padding going on.

In the last video. The guy breaks the ice with his ass, now he has a nickname - an Icebreaker.💪😂

Think a safety/ kill cord on those snowmobiles would be handy. They look like fun tho.

I wanna see the rest of the dude at 10:00 that looked deadly

@user-ge2qn6gp4o

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@HunterSSmith

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, no doubt

To those that never been in snow, sub-freezing temperatures amplify pain like 5 times

@wendyryder2708

Жыл бұрын

Hmm! NOT GOOD! Glad I don’t live in a snow region!

@mr.voidroy6869

Жыл бұрын

But ur falling in snow. Not hard concrete.

@LauraS1

7 ай бұрын

@@mr.voidroy6869 Have you ever fallen in snow? It can be as hard as concrete, especially if the top layer has thawed very slightly then refrozen into ice. It's no picnic to fall on which is why people wear helmets when doing winter sports. I fell once while skiing and, even though I had a helmet on, gave myself a fairly serious concussion from falling on the snow which was packed as hard as ice pellets.

@mr.voidroy6869

7 ай бұрын

@LauraS1 I fall like 10 times a day on pro line jumps. I have minor padding. But I regularly fall 10 feet into snow. I just know how to fall correctly. Ofc I'm not hitting the jumps when it'd icy I'm not stupid.

@thegarfuetunes

6 ай бұрын

@@LauraS1yeah, and your normally going like 15 miles per hour when skiing!

Snow bike avalanche @10:48 lol

The best part about knowing you're watching Fail Army, is *knowing* no one makes it across the ice cold water....LOL

@AussieBall_Animations

Жыл бұрын

True lol

@niles8102

Жыл бұрын

Like...how do people not learn??

@ravenlorans

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was the Not Needed Subtitles to let us know when to laugh.

@majoroldladyakamom6948

Жыл бұрын

There is no comma after Army, because it's not an introductory clause.

@KingNicotine

Жыл бұрын

@@niles8102 ...well...in the case of the skiers...pond skimming is set up as an event. It's not that we may not make it...but that we try...for we shall never rank among those cold and timid souls who know not victory nor defeat.

If I do go skiing this year, I watch this video as a reminder to never do anything stupid at high speed. You can get away with doing stupid things at relatively slow speed.

@spacelemur7955

Жыл бұрын

That would make you a far smarter than average human. 🍻😉

Those guys at Megavalanche always look like they an amazing time.

4:39 laughter of the year

That snowmobile guy that flew 10 feet was lucky it didnt land on top of him.

5:50 it wasn't the fail that got me, it was the audio quality when the guy laughed 💀

Oh, dear! I lol’d at the bike in the tree! 🤣💀

LOVE THAT GIRL'S ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT!

3:05 BHAHAH the best moment😂 I love how he is laughing

Dives into snow. "That's cold". What gave it away 🙄

1:04 “that’s what you get for not giving us eggs!” ROFL

watching this high asf 🤣🤣

Man I love longer videos, you are giving us fresh doses of funny stuff, keep doing good work!

WOO THAT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m glad to see that most people who ski or snowboard use a helmet.

at exactly 3:10, the epic moment of THWACK after threading the needle between the jumps. I rewatched that one a few times. ouch

Jumping the snow scooter....u sir are a legend

If laughter is contagious, this video just sparked a global epidemic of joy.

@favoritemustard3542

7 ай бұрын

🤮 how much do they pay you?

I know so very well that feeling, knowing your ski will hit the bottom hours before you do.

I love I silent ones when the camera man don’t even care😂

"nobody was NOT hurt during the making of this video"

Im the ''ı hate snow and the winter'' button

Thank you all for the funny short Videos and i hope you stay heathly..😅

Nothing better than a yard sale on the hill.

I'm still not quite sure FailArmy understand what a 'Fail' actually is. People diving into snow with the intention of flailing around and (by virtue of physics) barely moving forwards or not moving forwards at all does NOT constitute a 'Fail'! That exact outcome is literally what they intend to happen! In fact, a fail in those circumstances would technically be them magically propelling themselves forward perfectly in the same way they would underwater! 😂

Your videos make my day full of energy and make me forget all the difficulties I had

1:03 that's what you get for not giving us eggs.😂😂😂

You know, I'm happy to be a spectator!

Anyone else saying ouch the whole time knowing their body wouldn't make it?

Good for all these people, getting out into nature. Except, you know, the grievous injuries and hypothermia.

Ура новый выпуск, хорошее настроение на вечер обеспечено

@showpavelraevsky4971

Жыл бұрын

Не пытайтесь исправить прошлое. Лучше приложите все усилия, чтобы не испортить будущее❗

I really want to see more of the aftermath of some of these videos.

The mountain bikers are a such a good idea of why women live longer than men😂

THAT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your reading this, HAVE A GREAT DAY AND STAY BLESSED MY FRIEND 🙏🙏

im about to go skiing for the first time in years and this is probably an accurate depiction of how i'll look

This made me feel so much better about my day..

And people wonder why the ER is always packed lol

Hahaha, broken leg. Hahaha, spine fracture. Hahaha, Michael Schumacher.

I watch this video every day

solution for half the skiing ones: just tighten your DIM, ffs

brings back memories

Ice and water, a great combination to drink, and aweful combination to feel!!!

bro. the girl caught in the net just died. lol

Rip ken block btw

"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."😆

These videos are great therapy for those with low self esteem :)

Gorgeous view at 1:40.

I notice they stopped putting "NO ONE WAS INJURED" on the videos... I guess they finally figured out we don't come to this channel for safe-n-sane fireworks...

I was thinking that some people had better check first if their friend lying face down in the snow was hurt, before laughing. I also think some people should stay far away from water and thin ice. Incredible how many can't see when water isn't frozen real solid.

Watching these reassures me that for every victory video there’s hundreds if not thousands of fails preceding it. Here’s to those who film reality. Keep dreaming my friends 🙌🏽 These were a great lift.

5:12 this brought a whole new meaning to a**backwards

More than one ambulance ride in this episode.

omg I can hear my ACL snap every time I even watch those water ski ones oooof

7:04 I can feel his pain

@wsdamico

6 ай бұрын

The run you wait your entire life to take and you lose your ski 3 seconds in. Terrible

01:39 AMAZING VIEW

9:29 Why? Why wait until the end of the run to lay down? Get off the slopes, lady. You’re a liability. Hopefully she can still walk. She’s fearless, I’ll give her that.

1:47 like a queen...

Amazing, funny fails.

@ericyao4700

Жыл бұрын

No,thank.

3:10 "You alright?" "Lays there"

Damn !!! People got hurt on this episode

Those 2 dudes swimming on the snow. 😂

2:33 that man did a Calvin and Hobbes

SNOW DIVING AT 10:12!

good night everyone and see you bye bye

Dude who the HELL thought 3:38 was a good idea