It's 106 miles from Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses a friend of mine his name was originally "Nick" or Nicholas he changed his name by deed poll to "Gargamel" and I was in the courtroom when he was convicted on drug charges some very simple cannabis shit The Judge was forced to address him as fucking "GARGAMEL"!!!!! perhaps the funniest shit I ever witnessed they cleared the room because everyone was pissing themselves laughing "Gargamel" on the other hand he kept a straight face the whole time I think he got 100 hours of community service which in New Zeal at the time meant chopping fire wood and running a log splitter the rumor was that when he finished doing his hours the guys at the wood place were so impressed that they gave him a job crime may not pay but it certainly is entertaining