'Anything to declare' 'Yeah , don't go to England'

@sathishjay7934

4 жыл бұрын

MiniFlipz just type another man ! Ive been heard it for past 10 soundtracks !

"So what should i call you, Bullet? Tooth?" "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"

@jr3870

4 жыл бұрын

for that much money lol

@otrocanalmas8096

2 ай бұрын

hahahahaha

"Heavy is good, heavy is reliable...if it does not work, you can always hit him with it."

@emiliospowerballer1441

Ай бұрын

And he was absolutely right 😂

A KZread video with "thanks for watching" sliding up at the end - they don't make 'em anymore like they used to. Absolutely love it!

in the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come again Turkish.

@owenmills3517

3 жыл бұрын

@Tommy O *errol

@stephenhirst286

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@randywhite3947

Ай бұрын

He didn’t say Turkish

some say Boris woke up the next day and still lives to this day

@AndyCigars

2 жыл бұрын

Evidently...it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

@mossadmossad2226

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't even go to bed.

Its a nice story...Adam and Eve

@Mister_Kourkoutas

7 жыл бұрын

I am just saying, just as it is written doesn't make it so! So the prophecy of the Messiah says that the Virgin shall conceive and bears a son and before you know it, Roman Catholic Church!

@RealMACGamer

6 жыл бұрын

A slight mistranslation

@aszjeriah

6 жыл бұрын

Alot of it wasn't meant to be taken literally

@eddieguererro46

5 жыл бұрын

Oi vey, what are you trying to say?

@josh420masterB

5 жыл бұрын

It vas the virgin part that got people's attention, it's not every day a virgin conceives a son.

You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, morsh weather, mary fucking poppins LONDON!

Tyrone, when you reverse...things come from behind you.

@106001185

2 жыл бұрын

It was a funny angle.

@Bartonovich52

6 ай бұрын

You hassle me, you see what happens.

“Look in the dog” “.... what do you mean look in the dog?” “I mean, open it up!” “..... it’s not a tin of baked beans what do you mean open it up?!” “you know what I mean...”

@alexeistukov433

4 жыл бұрын

-"That's a little drastic, innit?"

@vinzelrato

4 жыл бұрын

it's flava beans mate

@aryav.1108

3 жыл бұрын

Do ye like dags?

@vinzelrato

3 жыл бұрын

@@aryav.1108 Why the f*** would I want with a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!

@travisreed1730

2 жыл бұрын

"That's a little strong, isn't it?" "I don't know about this."

''Michael vhe is zhe stone?''

@BobDoleStyle

5 жыл бұрын

“Vhe is the STO-ooone?”

@robtana2526

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahah ill never forget that line

best british gangsta film in my opinion... absolute classic!

- Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I? - You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.

"YES dad you told us "

"Oh nothing Tommy, it's tip top, I'm just not sure about the colour"

Guy Ritchie is awesome!!! My favorite director! 👍👍👍👍👍

"It's a good stoly, Adam and Eve...."

"Well it ain't a free shop, is it?"

@CrisiLouise

5 жыл бұрын

So fuck off!

@shreyasshankar4109

4 жыл бұрын

Innit* 😂

this and lock stock and two smoking barrels are my two favourite movies of all time :D

So underrated movie,a masterpiece.

@richardhill9549

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say underrated. I would say Hollywood films are overrated and this British film proves it.

@damiencrossley7497

10 ай бұрын

I wanna see you two girls in my office.

@monkeydavefraud

6 ай бұрын

Ya...we know!!!​@@damiencrossley7497

*hits the guy with his gun* "Where is za stooooooone?"

"I want a caravan for me mum." "Your what?" "HIS MUM!"

@Fidget1994

6 жыл бұрын

Nice try, I am pretty sure Mickey and his peers say "ma" not "mum", as "mum" sounds more understandable, eh?

@AndyCigars

6 жыл бұрын

Periwinkle blue

@vinzelrato

4 жыл бұрын

periwinkle blue !

@robtana2526

3 жыл бұрын

Propper pikie accent!

@rickx5361

2 жыл бұрын

bloody hell, he said 'ma' !!!!!!!

"Heimie will you listen to this?!" "Do we have a choice?" "A lot of it wasn't meant to be taken literally. It's a nice story Adam and Eve. It's bound with moral fiber, but asking a grown man to believe it ohtrackte! Oy enough already, Rubin will you say something? Listen to this, are you busy I’ll tell you the whole story. Catholic religion is based on a mistranslation. The scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for young woman, into the Greek word for virgin. It was an easy mistake to make as there was only a subtle difference in the spelling.

@travisreed1730

Жыл бұрын

Frankie "Four Fingers-" "So they came up with a prophecy, behold a virgin shall conceive and bear us a son, don't you see, it was the word "virgin" that caught their attention, it's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son." Other Guy- "Oy vey, what are you saying?"

“so why didn’t you, bUss a CaP iN hiS aSS, then tommy?”

What a piece of art that moive is!!!

This music makes me wanna jump up and dance (:

@106001185

2 жыл бұрын

Or talk about mistranslations in the Holy Bible.

@risky4225

2 жыл бұрын

Or you gonna steal a diamond

"No sugar for me , I'm sweet enough"

This is my ringtone

"Yeah, dad. You told us!!!"

if snatch was an american film it would of won an oscar !!

@noahmay7708

2 жыл бұрын

If it was American, then it wouldn't be Snatch.

@106001185

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahmay7708 100%

seen, this is makeing me want to watch the film its defo one of my favorites

"He loves that dog. Always playing silly games... Stop messin about Tommy and get it in the car!!!"

“Yeah dad you told us”

The case was attached to his arm ... so wye didn chu chop eet ofe?

@Robertahausen

10 жыл бұрын

LOLOL love it

@Qopzeep

9 жыл бұрын

jeremy kibort You fuckingediot. He could not know my name. Now, hand me the stone.

@Mister_Kourkoutas

7 жыл бұрын

"We're not facking butchers Boris! We, no, YOU have a problem!"

@AndyCigars

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mister_Kourkoutas There weren't much cash at the bookies.

@Mister_Kourkoutas

3 жыл бұрын

Andy Cigars what was in the case was mine, what was in the bookies was yours. Is not much but here’s the ten large to help the situation.”

FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!

"Mutti, you have kept us waiting for half an hour! Are you trying to give me heartburn?!"

“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!”

I love this movie Guy Ritchie is Brilliant

"perhaps you want me to drop my pants?"

@Professionalpatternrecognizer

8 жыл бұрын

It's "What do you want I should do? Drop pants?

@misterzeerow

7 жыл бұрын

Jason , you da real MVP

Absolutely matchless!

*It's a Nice Story Adam and Eve*

beautiful piece...

You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did

très bonne réalisation - vraiment super

"it's a nice story Adam & Eve!"

"First the stone than I will find u the best Jewish doctor in London "

great. just great

Un de mes meilleurs films de tous les temps ! Une des meilleures musiques du film ! Boris ftw If you understand a little bit french, try to watch when gypsies talk in french. I've watched it in english and I swear the french of gypsies is 10 times better, it's hilarious !

@weeezart7757

2 ай бұрын

T'aimes les chiants? xD

This was one of my brother's favorites films.

Omg its so jewish

It's a beautiful story!

Too tight? You can land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there!

"What is it?" "Vhat do you want I should do, drop my pants?" "... Okay go through."

Awesome movie

Avi: "A fight? What do you mean? What do you mean a fight? A boxing match?"... "Is there gambling involved?" Doug: "It's a boxing match Avi, a boxing match" Avi: "Did he have a case with him?" Doug: "Yes he had a case" Avi: "And this shmuck is GAMBLING?! You're talking about Frankie 'I've got a problem with gambling' fucking Four Fingers, Doug."

Yıllardır ara ara izlediğim çok saykodeli bir filmin sevdiğim müziği.

boris the blade :D

@NewYouTubeHandle1

8 жыл бұрын

+ahmed Samir "You mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian"

@ahmedsamir1900

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler D yup :D

@Bartonovich52

6 жыл бұрын

Boris the Bullet Dodger

@legend4ya

4 жыл бұрын

Boris The Johnson

SIMPLY GREAT MOVIE

"Its a fucking anti aircraft gun Vincent" lol brilliant

@Bartonovich52

6 ай бұрын

“All bets are off!”

el ultimo circulo papus 🥵

Classic 🇧🇷

London? Yes. London. You know? Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f*ckin poppins. London!

Its my ring tone

"What ya doin?" "It's a free country innit?" "But its not a free shop, is it! So fuck off"

Best movie ever

@ChrisGunner what kind of a fight? thats the quote that hits me when i hear this song

''whythefuckwouldiwantacaravanifitsgotnofuckingwheels?"

Yeah dad, you told us.

Nice remix 😄

this makes me want to get drunk pretty much anywere or any time its played.

I'm sweet enough

Of course... Of course, fucking of course

What do you want I should do? Drop my pants?

Bonjour..!

"What you doing here?" "Its a free country, aint it?" "But it ain't a free shop, is it?! So fuck off!"

some goran bregovic influence here, love it

"It's not often that a virgin conceives a son" "Vat are you saaying"

what HAS he got a tea cozy on his head for?

Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend Desert Eagle .50

Ya dad you told us!

I'm coming to london!

@AndyCigars

3 жыл бұрын

"Avi!!"

It's a good story, Adam and Eve

of course fuckin ofcourse

THAT’S FOR ME MA

who took the jam out of your donout?

his meeh. his wath? his meeh

Goody Gum Drops.

Well...that's just a Korobeiniki variation.

god bless guy ritchie!

Do you know what nemesis means?

@habdochkeineahnung

9 жыл бұрын

"i know you" - "saves us a lot of time" ... this film is so classic, its maxium overrustle of the classicness of this fucking piece of fucking art.

@shivakumar499

7 жыл бұрын

The Original Judwan a righteous infliction of retribution manifested through an appropriate agent...

dude how did you get that hammer and sickle on that commen? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

They look the shit, don't they? And no one is going to argue. I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.

Eski filmler baskaydi be aga

"give me the shoota, give me the fuckn shoota" "i'll give you a fuckn shoota" Mickey watches it without blinking as tommy and turkish shit their pants

Good ol' Boris

I'M COMMING TO LONDON!*

course i am

@lonleyshootingstar exactly

it the bloody bullet dodga

Hey, I'm mexican as they come, and I love this!! It sounds like the old musicians that played at our catholic church in Juarez when I was young...except they sang with beautiful old men passionate voices, so seasoned and mature! Music is the universal language! Mrs. Mueka : ) This song makes me want to get drunk and start dancing like the wedding witness in the movie Chuck And Larry hehe!!