The one closest to resembling poop sausage in appearance comes with corn. The joke practically writes itself.

@MamadNobari

Жыл бұрын

I've been saying for years that corn ruins every food but no one listens! Repent people! Stop your darn corning now!

@jalfredprufrock1915

Жыл бұрын

@@MamadNobari Oh yeah? Every food? Go ahead and explain how corn ruins cornbread.

@skurblord3401

Жыл бұрын

@@jalfredprufrock1915 Cornbread is inferior banana bread.

@TurbopropPuppy

Жыл бұрын

@@skurblord3401 incorrect

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

Жыл бұрын

@@skurblord3401 Banana bread is heathens' zucchini bread

I love how he just gets progressively more brownie’d over time

@garywatson3778

Жыл бұрын

That's the brownie water.

@ninjaconsultantsixshot

Жыл бұрын

He’s more brownie now then man.

@Pepeutra

Жыл бұрын

Ordinary Brownie

@alan3998

Жыл бұрын

Same

@AARONANCE

Жыл бұрын

Your hands are getting too skinny I think

And now, a special message from the CEO of Kid Cuisine; "We hate children." This has been a special message from the CEO of Kid Cuisine.

@axelcordova8262

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for carrying on the tradition.

@ryukami404

Жыл бұрын

Man did this as a joke in 2 videos and the comment section has decided to continue on the joke. I love this channel

@Jumbleman5

Жыл бұрын

Conagra Brands

@garywatson3778

Жыл бұрын

@@Jumbleman5 Conagra: We put the CON in Agriculture.

@Spingerex

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Very eye opening. I don't want to feed my kid low quality food, so I'm switching him to Fancy Feast

@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Cat food sausage is the future.

@BruceAlarie

Жыл бұрын

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 the future of the human race???

@BruceAlarie

6 ай бұрын

idk,some of those cat entrees look mighty tempting

Back in my day, our Kid Cuisines came with stuffed crust pizzas, brownies, and cinnamon apples. Or chicken drumsticks, or even hotdogs and hamburgers. We used to be a country. A real country.

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

They’ve gone downhill

@joshc5613

Жыл бұрын

​@@OrdinarySausage it all happened as soon as they changed the damn penguin

@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819

Жыл бұрын

Like how Lunchables used to give us hamburgers or even those vanilla cookies.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

Жыл бұрын

@@joshc5613 That's where it all started, with that damned penguin. Every time he changed, the food changed with him - it got worse. He was a good penguin - he used to skateboard, surf, even dance: look at him now. He gave up his hobbies, his passions; the light in his eyes is long extinguished. He's a shell of his old self; he stopped caring, and as he stopped caring so did the executives behind it all. Now he's just a penguin selling his body for a quick buck, posing and doing cameos for what money still remains - the execs know he's desperate, so they toss him scraps and he shakes what little dignity they haven't already taken from him. He eats the same meals he sells. You can see it reflected in his listless little eyes - the penguin is dead inside, and slowly the kid cuisine is taking care of the rest.

@Blackpapalink

Жыл бұрын

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Just like Bloaty with Bloaty's Pizzahog.

the reveal at 2:58 makes it look like he was fighting for his life in a public restroom without tp

can't believe he rolled some poor innocent kid into a fine blunt, smoked it and turned it into a sausage

@ArnieMcStranglehold

6 ай бұрын

i was not prepared for this comment after having just come back inside from smoking

Mr. Sausage: “it looks exactly like poop” Also Mr. Sausage: “ooh a piece of corn”

The stained hands really made this episode, it’s like he was working an 18 hour shift at the Kid Cuisine mines and took out his anger by turning his day’s work into a sausage

That dumb penguin mascot fed me more as a child than my mother. What a life.

@garywatson3778

Жыл бұрын

Someone deserves to get slapped. My condolences for your bleak and tasteless childhood.

@matthewnelson5293

Жыл бұрын

True

@ChiccinTendies

Жыл бұрын

I am so sorry to hear this. I got emotionally abused but it seems you got culinarily abused.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

Жыл бұрын

My dude the only struggle meal worse than Banquet frozen meals or those ones in the green boxes is Kid Cuisine. Those three are basically my most distinct flavor memory of the 2008 recession because they cost $1 per meal at the time - horrible, horrible products I refuse to touch to this day.

@garywatson3778

Жыл бұрын

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger There's something about that salisbury steak, tho, man. Probably the confluence of chemistry and biology that is something no one should contemplate before eating it... but godddam they good.

Don't worry, you will see that corn again tomorrow.

"Ah, you have not been tricked, Sausage Man, you are merely unobservant. For the Corn Dogs box only shows four, you see. They just had a really big one that they cut in half to make it look like there's five, but you only see eight corndog ends, therefore, the fault is yours, not ours." - KidzCuizine Marketing Department

Those brownie stained hands really help me get into this episode. Imagine working for kid cuisine and getting to return home from work covered in that brown elixir whenever you please

@AWormsPurpose

Жыл бұрын

It’s like an Italian coming back from the mechanic shop covered in grease and beating his wife cause she won’t get off his back

@BruceAlarie

6 ай бұрын

and the poop jokes would flow...

It all tastes like Kid Cuisine corn? Brutalmoose would give this sausage here a 5/5

I remember when I always asked my mom for kid cuisine when they actually had a good mascot and when they had a frozen themed meal, brings back memories!

Regarding "unethical business practices", I recall reading somewhere that Kid Cuisines are made through unpaid prison labor. Given that it basically looks like prison food that wouldn't be too surprising.

@gegethedog

Жыл бұрын

literal slavery lmao

@Enixon869

Жыл бұрын

@@gegethedog comparing people kidnapped and forced into slavery to thieves, murderers, drug dealers and rapists serving time for their crimes and going "yeah that's the exact same situation" is definitely an interesting take

@lejuanca

Жыл бұрын

anyone have a source for this? google brings up nothing

@alexc8114

Жыл бұрын

​@@Enixon869 call it indentured servitude then. Also consider that in the US innocent people are pressured into taking plea deals on the regular to grease the wheels of the prison industry.

@GoodTimeGoober

Жыл бұрын

@@lejuanca I can't for the life of me remember where I read it sadly, it's not the kinda thing you would think to bookmark in the moment

You getting more and more chocolaty the longer this episode lasted was a genius and hilarious idea, well done! :D

Mr. Sausage is getting dangerously close to a how to basic episode and I'm all for it

@ffwast

Жыл бұрын

Mr sausage is far better than that talentless hack ever was.

The brownie on your hands made this one especially feel like it was being shot inside of an asylum, amazing work as always.

Kid Cuisine taught me about the salty/sweet flavor combo as a kid because the brownie mix was always somehow in the corn.

I didn't realize there was only 3 now. There used to be more, I loved them as a kid.

“And now a special message from Kids Cuisine corporate. Our consumers are gullible! This has been a special message from Kids Cuisine corporate”

@cradiculous

Жыл бұрын

All that's missing are the white gloves.

The "That's the ___ Water" is easily my favorite part of each video. it makes me chuckle every time.

I feel for each sausage you make, the grinder slowly screams more and more in agony

Not even the smoker could save kid cuisines reputation.

Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

@garywatson3778

Жыл бұрын

How many of his videos have you watched? You're making a heck of a lot of sense, and that ain't really his thang.

@pawdaypay

Жыл бұрын

what are you the ceo of making sense?

@DanteEdward

Жыл бұрын

​@@garywatson3778 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The spurning of talent off the Cold Shoulder of Babish. I saw a glittering friendship between the Sausage Maker and the Moist One. I was witness to madness as it took physical form time and time again before resting in the embrace of the dish upon the Range and the Plate, within the confines of two boxes, and once I even had the pleasure and honor to see it as it bathed in the waters of a hot spring. I watched the birth and the death of SYBI. I was there when we said goodbye to our old home, and when the feared depths of our new home were conquered and transformed into what they are now. I recall the Wall of Creations fondly, and long have a missed times spent gathered round the Table. All those moments gone and forgotten... Like grease in the drain. Time... To fry...

@jpawhees

Жыл бұрын

I say an air fryer would be better, and most come with a rack or 2.

@garywatson3778

Жыл бұрын

@@DanteEdward I see you and I kindred sausages. We all know, sadly, he will put bread through it to clean it wren they pry it from his cold dead hands. Or when Mrs. Sausage inexplicably freezes another 45 loaves of bread.

They’ll tell you that the two cut full-sized mini-corndogs are really just one mini-corndog cut in half, so it’s not false advertising.

i love the B-plot in this episode of more and more chocolate spontaneously generating on mr. sausage's arms

love seeing him being mad about the meal quality knowing he has his own little sausages at home. great food advice from sausage dad who has eaten hair sausage and soap sausage

@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819

Жыл бұрын

You're ignoring the fact that cat food sausage is now the standard deviation of what is a "good" sausage on this channel.

@november5437

Жыл бұрын

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 i forgot about that but i guess it's because of these things it's still """"food""""

Please Mr. Sausage… I’m begging at this point… give us the leftover sausage sausage

It's crazy, I can still smell and taste this in my memory better than any meal I've had this week.

I’d never eaten a kid’s cuisine. Family couldn’t afford em🐸🍺🔪🔥

“That’s the … water” is still my favorite bit

From now on when I want to show people your channel for the first time, this is the episode I'm going to show them

DON'T TELL ME THEY STOPPED MAKING THE CHICKEN LEG MEALS

I lost it at the "That's the Kid's Cuisine water."

God it’s been forever since I’ve heard kid cuisine

@Cypherwraith001

Жыл бұрын

How the mighty have fallen.

Gods, seeing how few and how similar Kids Cuisines are nowadays is kinda sad. They weren’t the best by any stretch of the imagination (that damned brownie always came out burnt and rock solid by the time the Mac and cheese thawed).. but it was still something I grew up with. Good video, either way though!

Thank you, Fr. Sausage. Kids Cuisine IS the proper plural.

"That's the X water." Is always the highlight of the video for me

The fifth corn dog on the package is actually the second half of the fourth corn dog

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

IT WOULD BE TOO LONG IF YOU PHOTOSHOP THEM TOGETHER

now we just need a smoked kid, cuisine sausage

Tying a sausage with chocolate covered hands looked like you were repairing your own colon.

added to my “unhinged” playlist

Love the genuine amazement in his voice when the blowtorch works

Oh no! You got some of the sprinkles on the brownie! 😮

I think I speak for every one when I say, nobody expected it to turn into a corn sausage. Of all the horrible possibilities, tasting like nothing but corn was at the bottom of my list

Damn, that used to be a childhood delicacy 😢 a moment of silence please.

“It’s one big con” “…big con…” *SausageCon is born*

My mom has always been a very good cook, but when I was little, I held these things with almost as much praise as her home-cooked meals. Can't even remember which ones I liked, but there were some real bangers. That was the late 90's, so the ones I used to have may not even be on the menu anymore.

This is the content I need

that was an impressive "will it blow" getting that little bit right on the tip of the nose

I'm sure a school library somewhere has a horror book where everything tastes like corn

Oh my god, the cut-by-cut assimilation of his hands into the brownie batter!

You are a modern day hero Mr Sausage! Every Kid Cuisine you turn into a sausage is another box of Kid Cuisine that isn't being consumed by a child somewhere. Somebody nominate Mr Sausage for a Carnegie Hero award.

The brownie is spreading, you may not have much time left, especially since it's the "Kid cuisine" variant

A nightmare from start to finish. You keep bringing the hits, sausageman

I immediately yelled out loud when you put the sprinkles on the corn then realized it’s all going thru the grinder anyway

this is almost as outrageous as the 2000 step trashcan nachos

The brownies omg 😂 ah i love this channel so much. In a time of uncertainty, we know for certain mr sausage is still gonna be hilarious

This was absolutely hilarious - good job mr sausage!

I haven't been this excited for a kid cuisine video since Brutalmoose's first BrutalFoods video Mostly because I know this sausage is gonna be nightmare fuel

I actually lost it when he exclaimed "Ooh! A piece of corn!"

Like the Corn Kid said, “I really like corn”

What a rollercoaster of a title

The fact that it tasted like nothing but corn shows how good the preservatives in the corn are working.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a meat pusher stamping on a frozen chunk of mac n' cheese - forever."

with mister sausages obsession with poopies,i can just hear him yelling to mrs sausage;"ooh a piece of corn!" from the bathroom

I lost it when you pointed to the penguin and said, "This little prick right here."

Now we need a corn sausage to see if the extra kid cuisine bits added or detracted from the score

Somehow, his hands getting more and more brownied filled me with more fear than anything else he has done on the channel so far.

...like my expectations... love every episode.

"It looks exactly like poop." "Oooh, a piece of corn!"

I'd rather tear out my nails than give my child corn, french fries, and fried chicken for their daily school lunch.

The amount of brownie everywhere . Thanks for the laugh.

“Hey dad can we have Kid’s Cusine?” “Fine but I’m turning it into sausages.”

These things remind me of my mom trying her best to feed the fam when we were kids. Frozen meals are a struggle throwback

I work for that company. Conagra foods. I am quality control. The part of the conagra I work for makes the chicken nuggets and popcorn chicken. Thank you for not complaining about the nuggets and popcorn chicken

The ever increasing brownie water had me rolling.

I've watched nearly every episode, and I don't think you've uttered a phrase more cursed than "that's the kid's cuisine water". It just hit different. In a very unsettling way.

I don’t know why “celebration/victory” sprinkles is so funny to me

As a non-American, I was not familiar with the Kid Cuisine brand and thought Mr. Sausage had been driven into the realm of cannibalism. Oh well, I'm sure it'll happen eventually

@smoban

Жыл бұрын

SAME I THOUGHT HES MAKE A SMOKED KID SAUSAGE

We haven't had a cursed episode in a while. Sausage bless

a true culinary genius

I’ve been trying to find Kid Cuisine in my area for months but now I’m glad I haven’t found it.

The state of Kid Cuisines proves that we do indeed live in a society.

I've watched enough of these videos to predict how the sausage is gonna go I'm predicting very mushy with likely a couple bursts

For so little brownie mix it sure does get everywhere.

Yknow I read the thumbnail too fast and left out the “Cuisine” part

most hygienic episode to be fair

My brain stalled after I read the title of this video.

A cop pulled me over for watching this video while driving

When I saw Mr. Sausages' hand on that 321, I had a visceral knee-jerk reaction of disgust and horror, well done Mr. Sausage

Literally yesterday II was thinking about Kid Cuisines horrible redesign and here you are sausaging it, it was destiny

the half was literally just so the sausage art could splode

They did their mascot dirty

theres only 3 of these now what has happened to my favorite meal as a child

The gradual increase of brownie on his hands reminded me of Arin Hanson in that power hour, when he's got the chocolate all over his face lol

The brownie stains paired with the bits of corn...

Mr. Sausage is crossing a line. He begins to toy with forces he does not understand.