"What I just witnessed will scar me for the rest of my life." xD That got me.

@captainnikita0

2 жыл бұрын

same

@aiazaz7129

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@IsobabyKad3n

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@thegoldwoobie3841

2 жыл бұрын

true

@God-kd1yj

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I dont remember the last time the sml crew went to a cafeteria and ate in there. Im glad they are going back to old times :)

@whisptrz

2 жыл бұрын

*SML EXPOSED* 😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/f2GMzZOcnLPSeNo.html

@KronoCrimes

2 жыл бұрын

I may just have a terrible memory but when did they go to a cafeteria before this episode?

@TuTlel

2 жыл бұрын

@@KronoCrimes never

@ChrisandSimon

2 жыл бұрын

If they were going back to old time, they would bring back the Nintendo plushes

@dilma2.041

2 жыл бұрын

Bots don’t respond just leave them (sorry)

7:36 I love Chef Peepee’s reaction! 😂😂😂😂

@leonnawilson1344

3 ай бұрын

Jsjsusisisjdissiej Sisjjdjdjddisi😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ I love you so bad baby I 😮😢🎉😅

@adrianaalimada8766

2 ай бұрын

I have a crush on somebody in my class

@alexstorm1707

Ай бұрын

Me too 😂😂

@JaxonHuffman-qc2ys

5 күн бұрын

My Friend she's a Girl you 🤐

3:29 “I want a future and a career” Also Marvin: Can’t pay his house payment😂

@Tails447

3 ай бұрын

I bet the lunch lady has more money than Marvin

@bossleon8412

3 ай бұрын

Fr marvin can't get a future are career if u can't pay ur house payment

@teresasteffy6526

2 ай бұрын

Melissa O’Neil

@evansfamily6766

6 күн бұрын

IKR 😂😂

@brykuhr9371

Күн бұрын

mario*

“You’re not allowed to come within 100 feet of him.” “Oh, too late…” 😳

@thechordettesfan1783

2 жыл бұрын

My vids are the best

@Goldendane77_official

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome Mario bros, are you watching this?

@bluepuppystudios3617

2 жыл бұрын

@@thechordettesfan1783 no they suck

@FireBen31

2 жыл бұрын

What it do AMB

@kieranliptrot1784

2 жыл бұрын

Bot

It’s funny how they recorded half of this in the food court😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-ve3zq5vo9m

2 ай бұрын

Nana

@cortez6235

2 ай бұрын

not really 💀

@RobbyHouseIV

26 күн бұрын

I was wondering where the lunchroom scene was filmed. It looks more like a gym if you look closely.

Awwww poor Jeffy sits on his own at lunch 😭😢

@janetayala2901

14 күн бұрын

Press, F to sit with Jeffy

@mihaelacarmen41

5 күн бұрын

​@@janetayala2901 F

That meat slop surprise looks disgusting🤢🤮😦🫤😐😵😵‍💫

@SaffronThespice

Ай бұрын

Yea fr fr

@sabeetanaraine7889

Ай бұрын

I have no idea what your talking about its absolutely delicious

@sabeetanaraine7889

Ай бұрын

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@SaffronThespice

16 күн бұрын

@@sabeetanaraine7889 you wanna end up like poor Jeffy

@simonrey4706

2 күн бұрын

thats the point

6:51 made me laugh so hard

@The_Ultimate_Agent

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@ozzzyru

7 ай бұрын

Yets it’s true.

@grandmasterventi7952

5 ай бұрын

Dang you beat me to it

@Yellowdude373

4 ай бұрын

Ooooohh roasted

@mrredishere6054

3 ай бұрын

Jeffy is speaking facts

The ending has me ROLLING 🤣🤣

@asdolasila4563

2 жыл бұрын

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

@lakotabrown4768

2 жыл бұрын

😫😫😫

@lakotabrown4768

2 жыл бұрын

@@asdolasila4563 lol

Junior got me dying 🤣

8:29 The heyyyyyy got me on the floor 😂😂

@Mm2girl348

2 ай бұрын

SAME!😹😹😹😹😹😹

@Slaygirlis_cute

Ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The end at 11:33 when he said “Chef PP what I just witnessed will scar me for the rest of my life.” I was dying 🤣🤣

@Panzuuu

Жыл бұрын

actually true LOL 😂😂

@developingmind7688

Жыл бұрын

SAME LOL

@itzGiganadoLuis

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@matteovanndelacerna419

Жыл бұрын

F****

@FridayNightMax

10 ай бұрын

SAME

SML Ideas: "Jeffy and the Legend of the Cheerio Rings!" "Bad Junior!" "The X-Ray Glasses!" "Junior the Good Boy!" "Junior's Dad loses custody of Junior!"

@Packupvon

2 жыл бұрын

Last one sounds like an SMG4 episode ngl

@mmded781

2 жыл бұрын

The first one sounds familiar… might just be me though

@SMGP1314

2 жыл бұрын

@@Packupvon that's because it is dude. Also to @Mm Ded you should watch more Marvel.

@pudding3707

2 жыл бұрын

@@SMGP1314 well one he might not like smg4 two he might not like marvel

@mekhihabersham8833

2 жыл бұрын

The X-Ray glasses is a good idea

Only true sml fans can like this comment

3:17 I love the face he was making while his dad was on the call 😂😂😂

@Xdrop810

4 ай бұрын

You mean like

I love that Penelope is becoming more of a member of the group I've wanted that for a while

@YokaiPlushAdventures

2 жыл бұрын

Same they are adding alot of new characters

@videocruiser101

2 жыл бұрын

Ya they can have a foursome

@NikkoVelasquez

Ай бұрын

❤

@RobbyHouseIV

26 күн бұрын

She's awful!

8:32 that heeeeey hit different

@Coconut-sl8pj

2 жыл бұрын

HeEeEeY

@SodaGiant6LU6

Жыл бұрын

@@Coconut-sl8pj HeeeEEEEyyyy 😂

The "WAHHHHHH WAHHHHH" got me rolling literally I'm still laughing I cannot control my laughter😂🤣🤣🤣

“I’ve got no clue what the meatslop surprise is made of, just know everything’s doing fine here in Lunch Lady Land. . .”

Legends say he’s still not hungry.

@jassyd8096

7 ай бұрын

yeahhhhhhhh.....🤣🤣🤣

@baileygg3624

6 ай бұрын

Hey stop it I just won’t like it please stop calling and stop doing really good videos. I love you so much. Do you know

0:14 had me dying 😂😂😂

@ErnieTheErmine

7 ай бұрын

FRR 😂😂

@arelyherrera2424

4 ай бұрын

I was choking in my air

@bingcabigayan7320

4 ай бұрын

Akhir

@LaneysMagieck-hv2ck

4 ай бұрын

Zgnbx n xc

@Moved_to_second_account

4 ай бұрын

Lol

8:39 “the older the berry the sweeter the juice” 😂😂😂

@timpuls4425

4 ай бұрын

8:39 “the older the berry the sweeter the juice„ 😂😂😂

"Chef pee pee, what i just witnessed wil scar me for the rest of my life" Got me laughing.

11:33 got me laughing so hard XD

@SubRohani

8 ай бұрын

Same

@Robloxgames162

5 ай бұрын

Bro my whole 5 cousins laughed

That rare moment when Jeffy is being a well-behaved kid XD

@R0ttenf0rever_xx

2 жыл бұрын

True

@veggietablz

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe to cringe communication rn

@FearDi0

2 жыл бұрын

@@veggietablz frrr

@hi-rd8fw

2 жыл бұрын

@@veggietablz lol ikr

@JDSevag

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

i love your videos! keep making them Please

"No one likes you mommy😐" 6:51 lolll 😂😂 bro roasted his own mom😂😅

8:29 I love when his jaw drops when he sees the lunch lady

@neovector3061

2 жыл бұрын

You stealing my name

@neovector3061

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Chazem_Official

2 жыл бұрын

@@neovector3061 dog he prolly just thot of the same name as u 😂

@neo9295

2 жыл бұрын

Actually I took inspiration from Neo from the matrix lol

@sushichop6969

2 жыл бұрын

@@neo9295 hey, that's actually pretty good.

I love when Jeffy say he's going to run to lunch like a weird kid

@Yuri_kiko

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I run to lunch so I can get to the lunch line first

@silentkingofgamespuppets1426

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eZukt8qBo6fJp9Y.html

@asdolasila4563

2 жыл бұрын

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

@BraceletyTPOT7489

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yuri_kiko in my school i eat dinner in my class since covid

@user-gb3vk9bo2e

28 күн бұрын

Um fun fact I do that sometimes too😂.

1st of all, who's still watching this in 2024 2nd of all Logan.I cannot believe you brought back all of jeffy's funny faces.Your work is amazing

I love jeffy and all the movie

Meat Slop Surprise... that's honestly a perfect representation of American public school lunches.

@Swelmean

9 ай бұрын

Noooo

@lavalion3752

9 ай бұрын

FR

@pieslife207

9 ай бұрын

@@lavalion3752 Hey, would you like to know how school lunch meat is made? Well, poop is collected from the sewers, processed and served at the school. I learned it on YT shorts.

@Woolfzy_

8 ай бұрын

@@pieslife207 bro what ?

@Woolfzy_

8 ай бұрын

@@pieslife207 don't believe Averything

i remember when junior was so young and jeffy just came on sml man where have the years gone

I love this line "im not hungry."and "but this is good!"

I love how bully is making fun of him but the lunch lady is his mom

8:40 had me dying of laughter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tinybaby2434

Жыл бұрын

You cool

@phillipmcclary2143

Жыл бұрын

😝🤨

@hugobarrientos7271

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😲🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lil_V1B3_SL1M3R

Жыл бұрын

I know

@hellokittylovesyou20939

20 күн бұрын

SAME

This video was really amazing also cool that we got to see a lunch area and it's funny how Cody was like Wait we have a lunch area 🤯🍕

@ledlights3763

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves You

@literallystingy2858

2 жыл бұрын

you do realise this isn’t for kids right?

@CamxMargot

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't try that cause it looks weird and gross Me:🤢🤮

@CouchX351

Жыл бұрын

I will send you to Jesus

@IsabellaCruz591

Жыл бұрын

@@literallystingy2858 yes im pretty sure everyone knew that

The 1 time jeffy was polite they still have parents having a problem with the food

this just goes to show how one act of kindness can make someones whole day

Can we take a moment to appreciate Logan for still uploading after all these years?

@nezzmo

2 жыл бұрын

no

@somebodythatanimates3938

2 жыл бұрын

no

@Iroduckling

2 жыл бұрын

no

@ph4ntom_39

2 жыл бұрын

clout

@sen3992

2 жыл бұрын

no

I think it would’ve been hilarious of Lance voiced Chef PeePee when he did his impression of Jeffy

@theyyluvvpaizley821

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User no one fucking cares

Lunch lady is Bully’s mom

I'm not gonna lie, but that meat slop surprise actually looks good.

Memes are becoming movies, That's just wonderful!

@asdolasila4563

2 жыл бұрын

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

@reyionknight7222

2 жыл бұрын

HI

@qwertyKJH

2 жыл бұрын

You are wonderful daddy!

@uuoc

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyKJH pause

@obitoroblox3253

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t you know you watch sml

10:13 I use to sometimes wonder as a child how lovel would sound doing the "uh uh" 😂

0:14 had me. dying😂😂😂

Low key it looks good

The ending was a cinematic master piece

@The_Ultimate_Agent

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s not. I did like the “Chef Pee Pee what I just witnessed will scar me for the rest of my life.” though.

@brucewaynee1452

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😑😑😑

@brucewaynee1452

2 жыл бұрын

@The TacoCat j😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Shareny545

Жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😍😍😏😳😍😍😍😍😍😍

I like how Marvin says “I actually want a future and a career” but he doesn’t even have a job 😂

@Matthew20003

2 ай бұрын

😅fukshjt 🎉😢😮😅😊❤😂

“No one likes you mommy.”got me good💀

1:59 what i just witnessed will scar me for the rest of my life *got me cracking up so badly*

I love it when bully says "I'm still not hungry" 4:33

@ytgrave1761

2 жыл бұрын

He must know what the food is.

@Shadow-for-buddies635

Жыл бұрын

YESSIR

@shadowthehedgehogfan4

Жыл бұрын

He probably eats kid cuisine at home for dinner cause he skips lunch

@lolnowwut69

Жыл бұрын

Legend has it he’s still in school zoning through the omniverse

@CashBurdissTheYSFanatic2K8

Жыл бұрын

Well, bully, you gotta eat something.

Love it when they introduce new characters. :)

@bestyoutuberintheworld1012

2 жыл бұрын

*SML IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME* *I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*

@hadases1234

2 жыл бұрын

What hell is going on in this comment?

@ogkiwi_

2 жыл бұрын

@@hadases1234 idk

@augustgregerswinkel4624

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this is weird

@certifiedidiot8108

2 жыл бұрын

@@hadases1234 they’re bots

When Junior said his speech, it got me cracking up

8:03 "lose the zero and get with the hero, baby"😭😭😭😭 Chef PeePee 2022

2:52 i love how jeffy is just making random noises

@absolutelynothing7871

2 жыл бұрын

ouGhH HGUAHAHHAHAHA HGUGIGAUAH HGUAGUGUAHHH Diaper slaps DIAPER

honestly all of the sml vids make laugh so fricken hard

I love the one when Jeffy gets pissed and says give it back.😊

"I'm not becoming a lunch lady because I want a future and a career." That caught me off guard lunch lady's matter✊

@YokaiPlushAdventures

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ddynamite

2 жыл бұрын

Right? My lunch lady’s were the sweetest things

@matthewwisdom9933

2 жыл бұрын

That plan rude you should be shame of yourself

@rubensdc2

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@eldankdoge

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure them giving me string cheese and pretzels Oh wait I forgot bgc Fuck em School lunch ladies are better

"I'm not becoming a lunch lady because I want a feature and a career." One of the best roasts in SML history. Marvin should become a rapper. (edit) i see there are nude link bots. dont click them, it might be a virus site or spyware. dont click on the links. and oh. to the tommyinnit imposter. im not stupid.

@BoomboxMasterYT

2 жыл бұрын

That was no joke a sick burn

@pentateuchv

2 жыл бұрын

feature or future ;d

@dfx13productions47

2 жыл бұрын

It’s also funny because he’s a sign holder at a hot dog/burger joint

@Toaddle

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@JoeMama-rb3ef

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is marvin has no future or a career

Sml is my favorite yt channel ever. None of their vids get old

8:40 got me on the floor😂

Chef Pee Pee: DANG SHE A FREAK I NEED DAT ON MY LIFE Me: don't we all 😂😂

@wavyykbiiitrey5218

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@charliefiorello515

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OldSoulMisFit

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅

6:51 had me dying 💀

@Roberta-ul5vu

Жыл бұрын

What do I need from my parents to help me with my business

@itsyourgirlkari2544

Жыл бұрын

At 4:51 WHAT THE F😊

@RyanDarwish-sl5wr

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@nancyjensen132

Жыл бұрын

No OnE lIkEs YoU mOmMy 😂

The cheeseburger thing was crazy funny 0:46

Brown I watched sml when I was 3😂 and I love every single on of them God bless have your peace full day 9:29

7:21 Had Me Dying Of Laughter

@loganthevillager9176

Жыл бұрын

“Yep. Smells like STRAIGHT @SS!”

@trillthegoat5463

Жыл бұрын

@@loganthevillager9176 like yo teeth🤣🤣🤣

@zalz4565

Жыл бұрын

Frl

@Butters_stoch

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@theclassiccalgamer9677

Жыл бұрын

Just how casual he says that

the "straight ASS" at 7:19 made me literally die

The thing I like about jeffy he said heeeeeey😂😂

Just the food scared me a little bit 😂

6:48 one of the only times I agree with jeffy

@jorgethespongyyoshi4857

Жыл бұрын

You and me both

@Skilledclips5900

Жыл бұрын

@@jorgethespongyyoshi4857 You and you and me

@edgarvargas1130

20 күн бұрын

D​@@jorgethespongyyoshi4857

I love how bluntly Jeffy said "No one likes you Mommy." Actually laughed at that line.

@YokaiPlushAdventures

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@JosephOrtizMartinez1598

2 жыл бұрын

That's true!

@Bumpduh

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Sisters4life

2 жыл бұрын

He truly isn't wrong

@JosephOrtizMartinez1598

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sisters4life Of course he isn't wrong.

Love your video

Jeff is like lunch lady 😂😂😂😂 kiss😂🎉

My friend showed me Jeffrey a couple of years ago and then I moved over to this and haven’t stopped watching it for the past four years

@Rosalikesghosts

2 жыл бұрын

Who's Jeffrey?

@candyherrera1279

2 жыл бұрын

@SillySanta In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

@liiltaye

2 жыл бұрын

Ong

@r8ndom_stuff_for_life800

2 жыл бұрын

you mean jeffy?

@TotalDramaOwenandNoah

2 жыл бұрын

idk who Jeffery is but I know Jeffy and Junior 👍

Jeffy hasn’t made a funny face in a while I’m glad to see they brought that back

@asdolasila4563

2 жыл бұрын

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

@eddiemunsonedits4552

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jam_3s

10 ай бұрын

agreed

@tattyneeny-rh5md

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@TheBlazingstickfigure

7 ай бұрын

Agreed

5:31 Penelope Has pepperoni and its made out of meat

@Supringle

27 күн бұрын

thats what bugs me man.

@Lariiiiiiii_

27 күн бұрын

@@Supringle i thought Penelope was Vegetarian 🥗

@Supringle

26 күн бұрын

@@Lariiiiiiii_ she is and eating pepperoni which is stupid.

@matthewsoucy9073

11 күн бұрын

I’m sure she eats her pizza lunchable without the pepperonis. Cheese pizza

Sml is the best channel ever i love to watch the videos

7:10 to 7:30 had me dying🤣🤣

@adeolaodutayo4632

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@jacesoodeen9702

2 жыл бұрын

I No

@user-tk1gc7tx4q

Жыл бұрын

Jaden ages

11:35 had me laughing so hard

L❤ve jeffy

@derrisbaylor4750

Күн бұрын

❤

I love how Jeffrey said hey😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

😂😂😂 junior at the end was hilarious 😂

“I’m not becoming a lunch lady because I want a future and a career” - Marvin 2022

@seanmobile6401

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User it's not

@alexandroid11184

2 жыл бұрын

Working in food service especially at the school, isn’t that bad the people who work in my schools kitchen are really nice

@songbird7481

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Marvin, you had it and then you lost it.

@cameronmartin5524

2 жыл бұрын

sthu

@typhongamerzz16

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Cast Stan: Jeffy Kyle: Cody Cartman: Junior Kenny: Joeseph Wendy: Penelope Mr Garrison: Jackie Chu Random South Park Elementary Lunch Lady: Muriel Butters: Bully Sharon: Rose Randy: Marvin Chef: Chef Pee Pee

@YourWorstNightmare.....

2 ай бұрын

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I love your videos

I think we can all agree that Chef PeePee deserves to be happy. Edit: I don't have a crush, and it's probably for the best. I'm ugly AF.

@georgemarianbarbur788KittyTd

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@killersawofficials7224

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget about sergeant bowser

@miketherobotinkling7741

2 жыл бұрын

But apparently he is in hell with bowser not calling him boss since its a dumb name

@Moon_mite

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah of course but you know it's SML Chef Pee Pee always gets the wrong side of the stick and the belt and the knife really anything that can hurt someone

@gamerboyhuddy2444

2 жыл бұрын

yes

7:35 I can’t keep a straight face during this XD 🤣

ngl that meat slop surprise look kinda yummy

I love 💕 Jeffy he's so funny 🤣😂😂 I'm going to watch SML everyday ❤ and l have a crush on navvare❤

"I'll never become a lunch lady because i actually want a future and a career" Marvin, what you just said will always be one of the best roasts in SML history.

@YokaiPlushAdventures

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PlatinumRBX

2 жыл бұрын

The best roast was from junior's glasses where junior said "your birth cirtificate is an apology from the condom factory"

@LarryDaChicken

2 жыл бұрын

@@PlatinumRBX agreed nothing will ever top that

@ChrisandSimon

2 жыл бұрын

His NAME is Mario!

@cutie6293

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I can not stop laughing 🤣😂😆

7:18 I Freaking Love Jeffy 🤣🤣🤣

@allmyfriendsaretoixc7853

Жыл бұрын

7:21 LOOK AT THI😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@Someonerandom648

Жыл бұрын

7:08 kegolish

The last time I watched this video was when it had only been out on KZread for like three days. I didn’t even know it was this old.

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ You is in love with jeffy

6:50 that had me dying 💀💀💀

@Andrewthejelloboi

Жыл бұрын

Jeffy:no one likes you mommy ):(

@TheThomasShowOFFICIAL

Жыл бұрын

Jeffy why are you crying?

@thebigsandyrailfan

Жыл бұрын

Because everyone’s making fun of me because I got a girlfriend

@MissLahe

Жыл бұрын

@@thebigsandyrailfanOOOH JEFFY YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

@thebigsandyrailfan

Жыл бұрын

@@MissLahe Marvin: IS IT YOUR RIGHT HAND.

I feel like this is the episode we have been missing to tie everything together

@ConchRepublic2047

2 жыл бұрын

How

@silentkingofgamespuppets1426

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eZukt8qBo6fJp9Y.html

@gamerpros_yt3351

2 жыл бұрын

@@ConchRepublic2047 because of the lunch lady 😂

@asdolasila4563

2 жыл бұрын

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

@kirstywaugh7213

2 жыл бұрын

yep same

I love this video so much 🎉😢😮😅😂❤❤❤❤

2:42 Bruh Jeffy’s face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣