Why is ted Wearing lady rings. I mean he can swing whichever way he wants but lady rings

@Vent_acc24

3 ай бұрын

this comment is schlatts alt acc

@skywinggss1764

3 ай бұрын

what the hell is a lady ring

@elyzzayt

3 ай бұрын

why is this the pinned comment

@TheMysticalPug

3 ай бұрын

Ted is a lady now

@Memu_

3 ай бұрын

He's walking the thin line of looking like a bisexual or a male manipulator. Definitely leaning towards the latter.

Schlatt having the Mr Beast Gaming plaque just randomly is the funniest thing ever.

@NapalmWasTaken

3 ай бұрын

This is the craziest shit ever

@jackdren9974

3 ай бұрын

He's mentioned it many times before

@dadbodsupreme

3 ай бұрын

It's free

@LOPSIDED_YT

3 ай бұрын

Y’all it’s free

@troyscribner4342

3 ай бұрын

And “signs aren’t free” he says.

Ohhh but when we steal street signs Schlatt scolds us

@raebeenix

3 ай бұрын

At least those are free

@embryodemocracy1275

3 ай бұрын

EXACTLY. HIS WORDS: "THATS NOT FREE" like come ON

@KoregaKaed

3 ай бұрын

*schlatt scholds us had to correct you

@Oko_doesnt

3 ай бұрын

@@KoregaKaed thank you for the correction I have disgraced the following Praise Cumpy, Sylvie

@OnlySushiCat

3 ай бұрын

hes like a father scolding his children lmao

Ted actually uses those extra rings to punch orphans in the face with supreme damage

@who_131

3 ай бұрын

Turbo Ted punch

@Strawbrb

3 ай бұрын

Just like schlatt back in 99

@KemodZh

3 ай бұрын

he uses them as brass knuckles

@A_Toaster

3 ай бұрын

Bro got the Dark souls strength rings.

@Charlie-wj9vb

3 ай бұрын

TED LIED PEOPLE DIED

Cant believe Schlatt has been telling us "Oh that roadsign isnt free", "stop stealing things they arent free", just to turn around and have MrBeast Gaming's play button. Criminal behaviour. A scoundrel.

@chairfister

3 ай бұрын

a rapscallion if you will

@something7836

3 ай бұрын

It's free.

@ohheyitsguy

3 ай бұрын

It's obvious The more we steal, the less he can steal

@Albert_PL

3 ай бұрын

its free.

@RaptorsVevo

3 ай бұрын

@@ohheyitsguy holy shit, that was his plan all along...

Marble Wolfgang possesses the greatest mind of our generation

@skeletonorama

3 ай бұрын

I think it's quite the opposite

@ttaa2222

3 ай бұрын

True scholar we get to bare witness to

@bio_foam

3 ай бұрын

Remember this sage advice 🤡

@macronevicktor

3 ай бұрын

when does marble constanza drop

@mimijiji0423

3 ай бұрын

truly amazing

Fun fact! Those rings on Ted's fingers belong to my late grandfather! I inherited them, so i decided to wear them and go to a lil meet-up Ted Nivision was doing and guess what!, he beat the living soul out of me with a baseball bat, RIPPED the rings out of fingers and then did some sort of medieval jester dance on my unconscious body as he left! I will never forget this!

@Couchespouches

3 ай бұрын

I asked to take a selfie with Ted and in response he took my phone, googled the worst LiveLeak video I have ever seen, and skipped away.

@micahjacinto8303

3 ай бұрын

☝️🤓 "beat the living soul ot of me" these libs can't take a joke 🤭

@tinnagigja3723

3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: those fingers were not Ted's originally.

@BrockYT1

3 ай бұрын

​@@micahjacinto8303?

@sqwerly1488

3 ай бұрын

You said “I will never forget this” like we’re in farc cry 5 or Skyrim

Ted and Schlunk both being confused by "World Serve Center" and "Cuntagon" is a new favorite puppy moment

@pocchakko

3 ай бұрын

Don't forget "Mother Plane"

@rcktman0127

3 ай бұрын

Stef’s FMK was very least favorite puppy

@Four_leaf23

3 ай бұрын

Straight bar and it’s a shame it went under appreciated

@gaygrim

2 ай бұрын

​@@Four_leaf23 Right

Oh, so when Schmookums steals something it’s okay, but when WE say something is “free” it’s bad.

@leek.3671

3 ай бұрын

😂

@Hoovy-uf3vx

3 ай бұрын

Cowards hide themself with the words "free" real MEN steal and plunder.

The stolen plaque reveal may just be the funniest thing schlatt has ever done

@vaquri

3 ай бұрын

fr

@Chancey06

3 ай бұрын

It's free

The correct way to censor the name if this game is: "Bed, wed, behead"

@friendlyneigborhoodbean

3 ай бұрын

That's actually Henry the eighth's motto "bed, wed, behead"

October 23, 2025 is getting closer and closer ted

@calebrose4296

3 ай бұрын

thats my birthday :)

@chillinc5158

3 ай бұрын

​@@calebrose4296conspiracy to commit murder is a crime

@totallynotanerd9571

3 ай бұрын

@@chillinc5158 ted's "collab" will be my favorite birthday present

@captainstupid1569

3 ай бұрын

That will be my 20th birthday

@demetriam2408

3 ай бұрын

Finally someone remembers

Schlatt: Guys you cant just take things that don't belong to you. They are not free. Also Schlatt: 19:41

@Novagrand396

3 ай бұрын

He's finally catching on

@wizgiz4065

3 ай бұрын

We are the public

@RandomPerson0646

3 ай бұрын

He's at least honest he stole it. Everyone else just says their free and don't admit they actually stole it, unlike Schlagg.

Always excited for Tucker’s newest podcast episode with his little friends

@Red2332

3 ай бұрын

Same bro Tucker has the best podcast on the internet.

@Junx99

3 ай бұрын

Saaame, his friends are so lucky he doesn't just go solo

@cx5_

3 ай бұрын

Tucker the goat for supporting smaller channels 💯💯💯

schlatt's hair do be lookin like a caramel drizzle

@demetriam2408

3 ай бұрын

He's being re-twinkified

The way schlatt said “fuck my dad” instantly with the biggest smile on his face has sent me into orbit

i love how schlatt just stands by whatever marbl wolfgang says lmao

@Cam_Can_Play

3 ай бұрын

I mean, he made a whole presentation why he's the best, so I trust him.

Only 70 likes! Im so proud to be supporting such a small channel. Keep trying guys, you'll make it big someday.

@quarkopossum7041

3 ай бұрын

I believe in them!

@kitty_lover69420

3 ай бұрын

this comment got more likes than the video itself, we got a celebrity right here

I like how Melissa didn't even give a intro just straight to business three words and that's all she needed

The mutton chops are doing absolutely NOTHING to stop the thirst lmfao

@SterraRoar

3 ай бұрын

Nothing against him either, he's a handsome guy. :)

@renjuno1991

3 ай бұрын

The mutton chops make him hotter lmao

@SterraRoar

3 ай бұрын

@@renjuno1991 yes 💕

Glad you enjoyed my submission

@keitorin6937

3 ай бұрын

Yooo marble wolfgang?!

@bio_foam

3 ай бұрын

The one and only@@keitorin6937

@joelsoderholm183

3 ай бұрын

Can we be friends and only us

Please get Marble Wolfgang on the sandwhich

the way they were all baffled by ted piloting the motherplane into the world serve center and the c*ntagon

Schlatt all the time when his viewers tactically acquire signs "why are you filming yourself committing a crime?" Schlatt proceeds to record himself with proof of a crime he perpetrated and detailed the date and confirmed that he indeed was the thief

"I would marry Jesus because he could build me ramps" is a lovely sentiment.

flying the mother plane into the world serve center and cuntagon??? iconic.

24:49 schlatts face lmao, even he was shocked how aggressive fuck Elaine came out

Ted purposely using his hands more and putting them in frame because of his rings is hilarious.

He can never tell us not steal again "It's not free!" MY ASS

I, Optimus Prime, take thee Johnathon Schlatt, to be my lawfully wedded wife 🤖❤🥹

I also love how tuckers house is an actual adulting type house. Ted looks like he is in my sons room and schlutt is in front of an unused green screen lol

it's so kind of tucker to host two small youtubers on the channel

Marble Wolfgang, as a name, goes so fucking hard

Kinda disappointed Schlatt didn't use the "church is the bride of christ" line as a way to marry Jesus 😂😂😂

That diamond button part jesus fucking Christ lol

All of Ted's rings are actually trophies he got from "taking care" of married couples

Schlatt having stolen the Mr. Beast gaming play button is some hilarious lore that we definitely didn't need.

The fact Schlatt immediately said "marry" to Hatsune Miku and NOBODY mentioned the guy who actually married Miku proves just how severe my internet brainrot is

@Lazzuuu

Ай бұрын

They called her an anime character ofc they wouldn't know :(

@Ryu1ify

25 күн бұрын

They divorced

tuckers infatuation for Elaine from seinfeld had me on the floor

Feeling chuckly

We must make sure Schlatt never finds his way to Bikini Bottom

It’s hilarious how Schlatt has schtollen Mr Beast’s diamond play button and hasn’t revealed it to anyone for over a year, what an absolute MadLad!

@soy_sauce.19

3 ай бұрын

stolen*

@Thewalk4756

3 ай бұрын

It's free

@Lenauvi

3 ай бұрын

@@soy_sauce.19sauce over me with your correction.

@yearthreethousand

3 ай бұрын

schoy_sauce19*

@dynallene

3 ай бұрын

schloy_schauce.19**

I want to thank you Schlatt, Ted, and Tucker. I struggle to sleep and take naps regardless of how tired I am, and the podcast really helps me fall asleep. Puts me right out. Thanks.

@yellowbird666

3 ай бұрын

is this a positive trait?

@mikeyc1262

3 ай бұрын

@yellowbird666 it is a good thing lol, I did think it was kinda funny tho because of the heavy sarcasm of the comments are usually like this. I am in fact grateful for the sleep

Schlatts cartoonish gulp sound when he's asked if he'd marry Jesus 7:20

Fascinating to see the way something awoke in Schmidt when spongebob was mentioned..

Can confirm schlatt’s been wearing that bracelet for time

this episode is UNSETTLINGLY horny wtf. i love it

This is the most sinful episode of the chuckle sandwich

Hey guys, its me, Anonymous. I forgot to put my name before I submitted, but I’m glad ya’ll got a laugh out of it

This is the 2nd best podcast to listen to while in the hospital recovering from a self sucking accident

the sitcom sound effects were truly the icing on top

i think this is the first episode ever where ted made me more uncomfortable than schlatt did

The middle school vibes are strong on this episode

as someone who wears at least 7 rings a day, yes. you can most definently use them like brass knuckles :) it makes everything a lot easier

if schlatt don't show up with grills on his teeth on the next episode i will be disappointed

I never played Tekken, but I searched the names I heard in the audio and all the characters in the hypothetical were men: 1. HEihashi Mishima ("The Old Man") 2. Kazuya Mishima (A "Buff Sasuke's Father" looking dude , which Tucker misspelled to Kamuzi Mishima) 3. Jin Kazama ("Buff Sasuke Himself") For the record: I'm not a Naruto fan, that's just how my brain [doesn't] work...

@Wyvernn_

3 ай бұрын

Heihachi

@Ryu1ify

25 күн бұрын

I feel like Heihachi is the only choice for marry who *might* not be abusive

18:08 mrbeasts 10 million subscriber playbutton (for the actual mrbeast channel and not any other channel he has) is actually in the possession of a man named jack massey welsh, so schlatt would have to trade with him and not mrbeast himself. the good news is that he frequently trades play buttons as long as he gets something out of it

@nyxp8442

2 ай бұрын

He has beast gaming one

Anyone else notice that the guy with the fabulous Three Little Pigs question was named Marble WOLFgang? Coincidence? I think not.

Yall missed out not calling the episode "Chuck, Marry, Kill"

somehow, Schlatt having MrBeasts play button is not shocking.

If Schoatt can have a Sphinx segment, Ted should have a segment where he shows off his outfits like an ootd type of thing

It has been more than a week. I NEED CHUCKLE SANDWICH

This is the perfect podcast to make Schlatt cry to.

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I fly a plane

@Ahnock

3 ай бұрын

do a flip

@Cryptic_54

3 ай бұрын

Watch out of the World Trade Centre

@Lenauvi

3 ай бұрын

„🎶Good Morning USA🎶”

@youtubehandlessuck

3 ай бұрын

🛩️💥🏬🇺🇸 😢😢😢

15:32 little did we know, ted was actually wearing SIX rings this podcast 😏

@yellowbird666

3 ай бұрын

:(

I fully support Ted's dedication to investing in ramps in preparation for a zombie apocalypse. I cannot envision a more efficient method.

Can we sign a petition for Tucker to have the og chuckle sandwich golden play button? He deserves it 😌

Ted “Christopher” Nivison isn’t telling the people that his rings are enchanted to bind himself those tormented souls trapped inside to ensure he has enough life energy to make it to October next year.

not even a SECOND and ted is getting lambasted for his fit. absolute debauchery!

calling ted mother is actually so funny

Schlatt is based for not answering the first and last one.

Schlatt: roasts the shit out of Apandah for gooning to Judy Hopps Schlatt: Sandy Cheeks tho 👀

Schlatt had his fashion era with cyr in '22

its been over a week, chuckle sandwich has not uploaded, i think ted died

I can’t believe Schlatt left out the filioque, good boy but the bishop of Rome isn’t happy

Tucker is essentially a member at this point just needs the title to be so

Ted and Garrett Watts are the same person in different fonts and I love it

@nyxp8442

2 ай бұрын

REAL

The ramp-moat duo really is crazy strong, redefining the zombie apocolypse meta; wish ted brought his up sooner

Putting an ad after "f my dad" to make you not only think about what you just heard, but also then making you listen to it again. Perfectly done.

Good evening Jgyatt, dont think that you can run away from me? You "smashed" my scalp on february 12 1999, i am the ghost that haunts you mister John Schlatt

It's chuckle time!! 11pm, ima be crawling inside my schlanket and enjoying myself some chuckles

I like how they ended up on Kazumi instead of Kazuya 😭

@aidansumner6639

3 ай бұрын

yeah right, smh

WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE PLEASE I NEED TO CHUCKLE 😩😩😩😩

"it proceeds from the Father" is the hardest line

i just hope some day they will start again talking about the rings and stuff and then the camera switch to tucker and he just is covered in necklaces rings glases 2 rings in every finger and stuff like that , it would be hilarious.

Ted's already married a lot of people with all those rings

Lots of respect to Schlatt for respecting Chirst in those ways. Hopefully, he's genuine about that.

I will kill myself if chuckle sandwich starts failing to upload consistantly

@Fred72355

2 ай бұрын

I’ll also kill myself either way

I won't harp on Schlungle stealing the MrBeast Gaming plaque. It was free, after all.

i know schlatt refusing to do the Father Son Holy Spirit one was definitely a bit but as a Catholic it still made me happy lmao

I love how tucker is becoming a full third host what a goat

“Schlatt” will say you can’t take street signs and then he has someone else’s diamond play button

Chuckle sandwich fan who suggested the Mishima family IS SO BASED

This is actually an all-time episode

“ring him out and go for a second round” 😭😭

10:26 I was drinking milk and it came out of my nose because of the what he called Schlatt 💀

Horniest Chuckle Sammy episode by far! Great job!

Ted: I’m in my fashion era 💅🏻✨ Schlatt: No 😠

Schlatt didn't have to do our boy Kevin Jonas like that 💀

Schlatt revealing he stole Mr Beast's 10 mil playbutton might be one of the most chaotic things he's ever done