Narrator whines about the kissing scene, yet writes absolute fire

@rayronnyd4659

6 ай бұрын

He's aware of his skills

@Rusty_Spy

6 ай бұрын

Narrator: 🔥🔥🔥🖋😠

@PowerSkiff12

6 ай бұрын

Anger is power

@rashanmcrae9166

6 ай бұрын

Good he's a duchebag anyway

@CB-eo6xo

5 ай бұрын

Just because he hates what he sees happening and isn't going his way does not stop him sticking to his role and describing what's happening in poetic detail (UNLESS it's far too much for him to handle).

The Voice of the Smitten is clearly the most powerful voice, able to exert significant influence over the physical world and overpower the Narrator.

@BalrogQuote

7 ай бұрын

Given how it all seems connected to perception, it makes sense for the one who doesn't think and is somewhat delusional to hold a lot of sway.

@itsyaboi2.015

7 ай бұрын

The voice of the cheated can also do that, and I think the contrarian too

@KeiosKod

7 ай бұрын

The Broken as well has a lot of sway when he’s submitting to the Tower.

@Nuclearburrit0

7 ай бұрын

The Stubborn is a close second I think

@MrBones947

7 ай бұрын

@@Nuclearburrit0 bro just revives

The thorn path actually made every single choice feels worth it, they were all happy, except for the narrator.

@manuelacuna4188

6 ай бұрын

But who cares about the narrator? F*+# that guy

@saviorbob

5 ай бұрын

Good.

@GengUpinIpin

4 ай бұрын

And not TOO lovey dovey like the damsel

@Deflamed_Sphere

4 ай бұрын

@@GengUpinIpinmhm

@CodeNameX001

4 ай бұрын

It's still a painful path. One with trauma, fear, sadness and regret. But it's probably the only path that truly feels like a chance to move forward.

The Thorn was the path I felt where the two of you became the closest (in a mortal sense, the Wild clearly in a literal sense). Unlike the Damsel, you show each other much more genuine and flawed states but still reconcile, which was very sweet.

@appallingace6449

3 ай бұрын

the Wild?

@barrylyndon5552

3 ай бұрын

Well I will try not to spoil anything, but if you and here get very... connected in a literal sense, the 3rd awakening is quite a mind trip and very lore important@@appallingace6449

@one-wingedangel5107

3 ай бұрын

​@@appallingace6449The Wild is the route when you die in very close proximity with the princess, either the cabin squishes you together or you unalive yourself while being digested by her. You're a path in the woods with her, either trying to get out or seek freedom within that makes the narrator go mad.

@funguy3259

3 ай бұрын

The Damsel never felt like love, it feltm ore like it was fake, faker than the Nightmare's mask even

@barrylyndon5552

3 ай бұрын

Agreed, it was nicer at the very end where she seems genuinely happy she is free, but her "feelings" for the player just feel like the Smittens feelings reflected back at him, just acting like a parody of herself because that's how he's seeing her@@funguy3259

I thought this was a horror game. Not a romantic visual novel so touching I cried like a toddler whose mother died.

@SusanooMain

4 ай бұрын

but the game tells you it's a love story

@WOLF36554

4 ай бұрын

@SusanooMain I bought it on a whim during the Steam sales. I had never heard of Slay the Princess. I just saw the trailer and thought: Oh cool, the Stanley Parable but with more gore and a fairytale theme. My God, was I wrong. The Stanley Parable is horror game disguised as a comedy. Slay the Princess is romance disguised as horror.

@toastergaming7783

3 ай бұрын

Slay the Process is both a horror AND a romantic visual novel Edit: Slay the Process??? Wtf autocorrect

@goldilock2069

28 күн бұрын

I mean, the narrator clearly is horrorised by the developments on that route, so ... technically still horror?

Narrator: *writes a 2 pages essay describing how amazing the kiss between the player and the princess was Princess:"that was nice"

@doloresgronenberg5882

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, when you kiss someone that you love you don't usually say too much afterwards, there's nothing left to say in words, when feelings are overwhelming in any way it's difficult to put them into words, more so love, and actions speak and say a lot in love

@lexcentrique2554

4 ай бұрын

He's aware of his skills.

@funguy3259

3 ай бұрын

*Angrily describes the kiss*

The smitten is so silly. We all love this guy!

@gach-

4 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@shayziekaizie

2 ай бұрын

The Smitten comes off like a himbo, and I’m all for it.

"It's hard to let it go, you hurt me. And I've also hurt you..." 💔

@315katty

7 ай бұрын

I mean she ate him, stabbed him, drowned him, beat him to death list goes on. I think she hurt him more than he hurt her.

@letsreadtextbook1687

6 ай бұрын

​@@315kattyshe didn't drown/ate/beat him on this route.

@skyeschlueter9877

6 ай бұрын

​@@315kattyeh, he stabbed her, stabbed her, stabbed her, and stabbed her. I think the violence is about equal; he just lacks creativity.

@zanochureal7588

5 ай бұрын

​@@skyeschlueter9877to be fair, i wouldn't expect creativity from someone called "Long Quiet"

@antod1602

5 ай бұрын

@@315katty she only ever does so as a response of what you do. it's a big theme of the game (the mirror). To be eaten (beast route) you have to stab her first. To be drowned you have to kill her. To get beaten to death you also have to stab her. It's always a reponse of what you've done. She never kills you first.

40:26 - 42:43 I rejoice in the Narrator's agony and disgust with the whole situation, I didn't know the Thorn Route could be even more beautiful than it already is and even be funny. The Witch and The Thorn are my favourite routes too!

@drekbleh7081

7 ай бұрын

If only the contrarian was here, he'd have a blast of the narrator's frustration

@sureindubitably3771

7 ай бұрын

Smitten was relishing this moment istg 😂😂

@Morty143

7 ай бұрын

Same

@rashanmcrae9166

6 ай бұрын

Agreed he's a duchebag anyway

@GengUpinIpin

4 ай бұрын

Ikr! The only nitpick i have is that you can fuck up and not be able to get a chance to kiss her for The Thorn...if you would get The Cheated instead of The Sim- i mean Smitten

Ah yes the paradoxical rizz path

Love that you have the option to get the blade and leave because they just wanted it 😂 dude just said "nah, just came back for this really"

@Gameorama91

7 ай бұрын

I'm gonna have to play to that selection, I wanna see what happens lol

@sureindubitably3771

7 ай бұрын

@@Gameorama91 please post it, I wanna see as well

@great_channel

7 ай бұрын

@@Gameorama91 Soo what happened?

@justexploring2979

6 ай бұрын

@@Gameorama91update?

@alicekurtina4788

6 ай бұрын

​@@Gameorama91Bruh, we need to know

The best combo ever created is the smitten and the opportunist

@dlbook6018

3 ай бұрын

If only we could have the Contrarian during the kissing scene, he would be laughing his ass off

I love that the shifting mound is hugging her at the end. Eternal hugs😊

@windchimes8764

13 күн бұрын

I think it's interesting how the Mound is usually very expressive when it comes to "posing" the vessels, but not here. As you've mentioned, this looks like an eternal hug, perhaps to represent her pain and need for comfort, or maybe to pull her back, as this is the cautious heart.

One of the things I find most interesting about this scene is the Narrator's description of the kiss. Hero is certain he is making fun of them (an he might be, to some degree), but I agree more with the Opportunist: the Narrator likes romance. The description is actually very romantic, and it feels serious to a degree. And so, my theory is that he loves it, because it is a part of life. And he loves life. He loves existence, he loves being, he loves the world. But he fears the very thing that he loves coming to an end, which is why he tasks us to slay the princess (even if it comes at the expense of the very thing he adores so much dissapearing and lacking any meaning after it).

One of the best routes you can get. It's honestly amazing how detailed the different routes are in this game.

I doom the world to oblivion. If it means I can be with you.

@MarigoldWisp

5 ай бұрын

MANLYBADASSHERO REFERENCE ‼️‼️‼️

@hangeishot7919

5 ай бұрын

I thought I came up with this.

Smitten is the best one, he’s funny and lovestruck and it’s freaking adorable.

If we can get a bonus picture of The Adversary putting you in a chokehold, i'm sure we can nudge the dev into giving us playing with the Witch using a cat toy

@Moron_extraordinaire

4 күн бұрын

Where

42:38 best part she seems so relaxed and filled with a sense of reignited hope that was lost 2 timelines ago The Thorn is my favorite 3 route tied with the Eye of The Needle(Adversary Evolution) and beating the Den(Beast's Evolution)

I heard legends of the alternate version of thorns with the smitten and the kiss, and it didn't disappoint it was very funny. But i have to say i feel like it held a lot more emotion with the cheated

@Scarifar1

6 ай бұрын

How did you get the Cheated in the Thorn route? I didn't even know that was possible.

@bisongaming729

6 ай бұрын

@@Scarifar1 you pick up the Cheated like going taking the Witch route giving you the opprrtunist, then take the blade with you downstairs, and offer it to her as a peace offering. She doesn't believe you and betrays, stabbing you in the back. This results in her final moments before chapter 3 being horrified and guilty at what she did when she realizes you truly tried to make ammends and she killed you for it. It also is what gives you the cheated Then thorns plays out as normal, but with the cheated instead of the smitten. There's no option kiss after you cut the lines, but it strikes me as the more meaningful version of thorns. It's presented as more meaningful than despite the hurt you both feel at each other you're just barely willing to put enough trust in each other to make ammends. It's honestly my favorite chapter in the game

@Scarifar1

6 ай бұрын

@@bisongaming729 Hmm... maybe it's because I took the time to talk to her first before giving Witch the knife.

@venlocity2

5 ай бұрын

​@@Scarifar1it depends, there are two dialogue options that give you smitten before witch kills you, and the others lead to the cheated

@Scarifar1

5 ай бұрын

@@venlocity2 Yeah, I learned that myself a little while ago on my next playthroughs of this game.

The constant screenshots are the one that gets me.

I cheered as loud as an enthusiastic soccer fan when my team scores the winning goal for this scene.

She's so cute we should avoid using force.

I’m actually in tears. I was forced to hurt you and you were forced to be hurt. The cycle constrains us to this tango and it infuriates us both. Perhaps we both are the ones in need of saving.

@archetypalheart7572

Ай бұрын

This is so poetic, my god

@samtheballoon1522

Ай бұрын

@@archetypalheart7572 Thank you. Kinda hard not to be about this game

SMITTEN MY BOY !!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Its actually hard to argue with the Mound at the end. All the strife and struggle and change really did bring the 2 of you closer, it wouldnt have been the same if things were more static. She says that the perfect world needs the same to die so that the new can exist and the game seems to prove it, the creators world vision where the Long Quiets neverending dawn lasts forever just doesnt seem as inviting as the Mounds chaos and growth

@doloresgronenberg5882

4 ай бұрын

The game doesn't prove it, it's only the princess who is like that all the time which is the one that we have to encounter and face all the time throughout the entirery of the game because it is what she is, that's not the case of the Long Quiet or even other beings, and she is also now a goddess, not only a concept or part of a cycle which simply are and don't have a mind of their own, so she would have a duty to the world and its creatures, its people, a duty to nurture it and spread wisdom and comfort and hope to her people, since she is now a rational entity, a goddess, so she wouldn't have an excuse, which she doesn't seem that she would do that, and the Narrator said in a question where he was asked about how was the absence of any change not similar to death or even worse that because he knows that he made the cut rough when he separated and created the Shifting Mound and the Long Quiet, so the Shifting Mound has a part of the Long Quiet and the Long Quiet has a part of the Shifting Mound, so things would still work out and there would still be some kind of change when the Shifting Mound were destroyed, it's funny and ironic (and hypocrite too) that she says what she says and that she's so obssesed and adamant with constant change no matter the kind when she is so set and adamant in her being the only one to not change herself at all, in the end she only thinks and wants to be right no matter what and do whatever she wants, no matter what anyone including the Long Quiet who is like her and her equal want or say and she simply disregards others perspectives and feelings including the Long Quiet's ones, besides no, chaos isn't an attractive notion anywhere and doesn't help nor balances things in the slightest, the thing that does that is order, chaos disbalances things and creates endless and unnecesary suffering, evil, and it isn't nor promotes "growth", those are two different and separate things, in chaos belong things like killing and rape (among many other questionable, immoral and harmful things), which aren't good things at all and are terrible, who says the opposite and isn't able to understand that and what's wrong with it is lacking empathy and a sense for what's right, I disagree a lot with many of the things that the Shifting Mound says and that aren't right, but there are certain things in which I agree with her or at least somewhat agree with her, I even felt myself identified with ceratin things at certain points, and I did love that "battle" and how it was done, however I can't say them here because this would be too long and I don't remember the exact words

This is my favorite route too :)

Im gonna be honest, the voice of smitten is my absolutely one of my favorites in this game

Long live the fucking smitten (I don't even have the game) NVM bought it yesterday

smitten best man

This path probably has the most to it, the Opportunist and Smitten are the perfect voices for it, one constantly shifting decisions, which can cause annoyance in others, the other always sure of his love, it's a thing that cannot be changed, that is what i'd call true love

One of the most horrible things is when you betray her again in the Thorn route, it's so slimy and gut wrenching that even the Narrator breaks and refuses to continue

I had to eat my words playing this game. First I thought it was just another one of "those" games where it's a horror game masked as silly romance but this hit different it's almost like an actual love story masked as a horror game. This had to be my favorite route because how good it was

25:17 photographers defending themselves in this situation be like

I find it interesting that the questions you ask at the beginning shape how the world is (if I’m looking at this correctly)

@Sewblon

5 ай бұрын

Not really. The only option with "explore" tagged on it that matters is the decision to take the blade. Arguing with the narrator doesn't do anything.

@elstarnor4628

5 ай бұрын

@@Sewblon yeah, I kind of figured that out after a bit

Personally I my favorite part about this game was doing Whatever it took to Piss Off the narrator.🤣

This path is what truly sold me on this game. I was lucky to make the choices to happen upon it and was pretty disappointed with my options to speak after really knowing her situation. Not saying the game lacked options, but it makes you want even more.

yeah its also my favorite route too

Goddamnit, really was hoping you can trigger Smitten in EVERY route lmao! Like in the Prisoner's paths (Tower and etc.) because you just either end up chained with her or her being only a head lmao...

I didn't get to kiss her on my first run because I had the Cheated with me. Thorn was my fourth princess, and lemme tell you, I was *conflicted* the whole time. Very different experience. edit: It wasn't as overt as this, but it definitely was still romance when we walked out together hand in hand. 🥺

KINOOOOOO KINO KINO KINO

Feels good man

This path is the most sad one for me idk why

It is a pretty nice run.

the screenshot at 41:26 lol

@Hetsu..

5 ай бұрын

omg lmao

Thorns is my favorite Princess.

The schreenshot sound💀

25:19 Perfection needs to be saved to the camera roll, right? 😉

@driveknight026

5 ай бұрын

41:27, saving something for later? 😏

The thorn is waifu material

I’m so mad why couldn’t the shifting mound just let them be in love

Listen I know The Smitten is a total disaster. But I LOVE him. Cuz ya know what? I DON’T wanna slay her, frick you Narrator!

SMITTEN SWEEP WOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

on minute 8:00 there is a option the says, warn her. Is there any way you can choose that option? maybe anything you could have done diferent to choose that option?

@cavlanmavlan

6 ай бұрын

The reason its greyed out is because I've already chosen and played that route previously on part 1 of my playthrough: kzread.info/dash/bejne/jIif2daoqdOyetY.htmlsi=W38XUHwnRLvukP73&t=717

@abelrieker6407

6 ай бұрын

@@cavlanmavlan ohhh thanks xd didn't realized (kinda new to the game)

@cavlanmavlan

6 ай бұрын

@@abelrieker6407 no worries!

@GabyEzePereira

6 ай бұрын

@@abelrieker6407 IIRC, you'll find yourself in similar situations: all options being the same except one. Once you pick that one, you can't choose it again.

@GabyEzePereira

6 ай бұрын

@@abelrieker6407 46:51 MC notices this. They give us a very interesting explanation.

meta slay the princess combo?

40:26 LUL

>:3

sa turk var mi

@cavlanmavlan

7 ай бұрын

Var :p

The voice of the smitten and the voice of the paranoid are my two favorite voices fr, is there a path that’s got both? LOL