"You can call me Hercules, BUSINESS HERCULES"

@TheMuslimMan1337

7 жыл бұрын

NoiLeafGreen -Grian 2016

@_rainsake2365

7 жыл бұрын

-grian 2016-

@noahbecker757

7 жыл бұрын

NoiLeafGreen jk

@iseeicy7588

7 жыл бұрын

Keane Hill Definetly no scam at all.

@ilikpotatoes8815

7 жыл бұрын

.

I used to have arachnophobia. Now I have shrimp-snailphobia

@zeroth923

2 жыл бұрын

actually its a kabourMolluscophobia

@petertodorov5592

2 жыл бұрын

Its a croissant with roblox accessories

@mscarn1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah oof

@The_BananamanMC

2 жыл бұрын

I have grandmaphobia

@plugOutletflowey

Жыл бұрын

I used to have nyctophobia. Now I have nyctophobia v28,151,422,112,414

“Don’t mind me I’m a shrimp snail that just witnessed a murder” -the great and wise grian

@Flower_Makez_Stuff

5 ай бұрын

I read that right as he said it lol

Ok, so... this human has the brute strength to murder another person by throwing a quarter pound of squishy potato mash at them from a distance, but it takes three direct hits to murder this insect. Which leads me to the question, how unbelievably OP is this fly?

@steliastarlight

4 жыл бұрын

300 people probably

@tq4269

4 жыл бұрын

...... I'm wandering that too

@tominim

4 жыл бұрын

Probably level 100 fly

@michaeljames679

4 жыл бұрын

The mash part reminded me of www.purplemash.com

@redd3797

4 жыл бұрын

- the Thanos Fly

at 10:24 all I see is taurtis in a old lady's body with a flamethrower shouting "NO MORE SPIDERS" at that point I fell of my bed laughing

@bethanywalker4588

7 жыл бұрын

10:13

@darksideofthemoon270

5 жыл бұрын

Bethany walker I cant enjoy this moment because i have arachnophobia

@herotehdude

5 жыл бұрын

I have arachnophobia so this makes me happy.

@chirp1027

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@chirp1027

5 жыл бұрын

k

my favourite one-liner ever: *Grian:* You look thirsty! *hits taurtis with a water dispener*

@uyghur-zv4fe

4 жыл бұрын

i died from that

@saragomezdiaz3654

4 жыл бұрын

SPELLING POLICE SAYING THAT NOW YOU SPELLED THING 15 WRONG.

@ArcherGoesBoom

4 жыл бұрын

@@saragomezdiaz3654 r/ihadastroke

@elburd

4 жыл бұрын

*_dispener_*

@gamingbauman5834

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Bugter Top 5 things filmed before disaster

10:19 Sees an old lady with a flamethrower Me: crying in tears of laughter and slowly choking and replaying that moment over and over again 😂

@mewmewkittens8486

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@arborealmole8079

2 жыл бұрын

Grandmother… is that you?

@sorathespiritwolf5905

2 жыл бұрын

I can't laugh cus I'm sick and I have a really sore throat and in between my nose and upper lip hurts so bad

No one: Grain: casually throws whole piano at fly

@arranmcfarlan6742

4 жыл бұрын

And the fly livs

@rat6372

4 жыл бұрын

G R A I N

@user-sy8gq4lj1z

4 жыл бұрын

Wut? Grain? *You* *think* *hes* *bread*

@bubbykins4864

4 жыл бұрын

This is not Hermitcraft 7.

@walterslab6974

4 жыл бұрын

grain is yum

"You can call me Hercules......business Hercules"-Grian 2016

@yaya3004

7 жыл бұрын

"Omg I'm spider man hehe spider man"-Grian 2016

@devar3417

7 жыл бұрын

hi voez

@toaster8523

7 жыл бұрын

Kaitlin Le

@arisayperez3704

7 жыл бұрын

Elliot Sheridan ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED

Grian: you look thristy *hits taurtis with a water dispener* Tautis: oh my god

"What is that disgusting creature?!" "I'm beautiful, Grian."

@justlilly9095

5 жыл бұрын

Kimberly Hansen Truly an angle.

@nathanpfirman625

5 жыл бұрын

Kimberly Hansen hi

@bedma9745

5 жыл бұрын

Acute angle, or obtuse?

@annaj.9811

4 жыл бұрын

GamingWithSeth hahaha

@masonpackham3367

4 жыл бұрын

No, it’s me

*Taurtis with the flamethrower on the train though.*

@valariefeezel6017

5 жыл бұрын

You spoiler

@kazooblw

5 жыл бұрын

Valarie Feezel ???

@dragonhuntress8683

4 жыл бұрын

NO. MORE. SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@jvian_eclipse8265

4 жыл бұрын

🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷 good luck

@neelyw.7028

4 жыл бұрын

NOT ON THE SUBWAY

Coming back five years later… still extremely funny.

@familytablet6453

9 ай бұрын

Do you miss when these guys would collab too?

@KaiyaAstral

9 ай бұрын

@@familytablet6453 oh everyday but I believe Taurtis walked away from YT

@familytablet6453

9 ай бұрын

@@KaiyaAstral He did? Lemme see...

Chief of police: What did the killer use to kill the cashier? Detective: It was....THOSE POTATOES 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@clubbyvasighn4615

3 жыл бұрын

Grian murdered Sahara with potatoes!

@StevieTDP

3 жыл бұрын

RTgame: *sweats whilst holding a blueberry muffin*

When Grian sees a fly *Picks up table* **Throws at wall*

@camppillow

4 жыл бұрын

Destroys all the windows along with the people inside the building

@des363

4 жыл бұрын

Then yeets the whole building

@unauthorisedbroccoli8261

3 жыл бұрын

*CORECTION* Not table, piano.

🎶🎻🎶*"Nathan!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?"* :Nathan flops on floor: "Ok that's done..."

Chief....the brute murdered him with FRENCH FRIES! XD Absolutley funny! This is why I love Grian and Taurtis.

@codenameaki6614

5 жыл бұрын

That should be animated

@demoneyeblack6780

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@ShinyPro7

4 жыл бұрын

Detective:So what appeares to be the murder weapon?? Officer:Chief...The Brute Murdered Him With FRENCH FRIES Detective:Oh My...My GOD

@neelyw.7028

4 жыл бұрын

Im diying right now

everybody gangsta til grandma whips out the flamethrower

@stevenelson8203

4 жыл бұрын

Blu Steel ok but that part is HILARIOUS lol so is this comment

@jvian_eclipse8265

4 жыл бұрын

ŁØŁ

@yellowyellerplays1498

4 жыл бұрын

Blu Steel 100th like

@PavementFloor

4 жыл бұрын

That would terrifying in Granny.

@eleanorwilliams9245

4 жыл бұрын

@@PavementFloor YAS IT WOOD

11:43 Grian walks into the room. Sees spider spinning around like a fan I start laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@familytablet6453

9 ай бұрын

[insert "a potato flew around my room before you came" vine here]

Grian: *someone pls animate this* Me even tho this was a year ago: say no more

@scottyiguess2726

4 жыл бұрын

*Lies, deception. I have been deceived.*

@watcherx1016

4 жыл бұрын

Can I have the lin?

@kyoriiciel4233

2 жыл бұрын

Link? :D

Me: wow this is a nice train *spider flys by on web* Me: welp that was a nice train. *steps off train and burns down subway* *smiles*

@sarkazpotato

5 жыл бұрын

*also smiles as i call the spetnaz*

@fidelianunn4058

4 жыл бұрын

Why is your channel so NASTY dimensional shadow

@KazukiVA

4 жыл бұрын

#SpiderLivesMatterBro

@agnewtreeman

4 жыл бұрын

dimensional shadow yes A flying SPIDER

@bradynstanley3201

4 жыл бұрын

no thats mumbo in dont starve

My theory is a thing that has more then 4 legs should be at least 20 meters away from me

@despacitochips2619

5 жыл бұрын

Poor dogs

@pussinbootsisawesome

4 жыл бұрын

theory: 3 legged creature

@noahjosefski7019

4 жыл бұрын

@@despacitochips2619 more than 4 dogs have exacly 4

@bodhirojas4784

4 жыл бұрын

My theory is that anything bug with any amount of legs i hate That doen not apply to animals/mammals

@coulsonintahiti

4 жыл бұрын

What about five-legged creatures like coffee tables?

1:23 grian then: "i shouldnt be laughing cause i just murdered someone" grian now: *laugh everytime he gets a kill in the life series*

"you're definitely going to hell but not for killing your son." LMAO?

@MasonMadness14

10 ай бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

NATHAN, WHAT DID I TELL YOU *KILLS NATHAN*

@zionnemakoma1398

5 жыл бұрын

@Finnian Sandifer Dhmis?

@ninja-wd2bt

5 жыл бұрын

@@zionnemakoma1398 Dhmis!

@herotehdude

5 жыл бұрын

F*cl Nathan.

@iznathan

5 жыл бұрын

;-;

@kinbruh

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe this should be animated

how tf does a fly survive 3 slaps while the lil mcdonald guys dies by throwing fries at em so damn realistic

@donthaveaclevername9330

6 жыл бұрын

Rain Allen Umacob don't you just love logic

@captaincockpuncher

6 жыл бұрын

I just LOVE realistic games! (Can you feel the sarcasm vibrating off me?)

@teakid4461

5 жыл бұрын

Rain Allen Umacob Bro...do you know how many grease is in fries?!...

@origamifox2996

5 жыл бұрын

XD areed XDDD

@allysonlewis3678

5 жыл бұрын

Umacob ikr XD 😂😆😂😆😂😆

SHRIMP FLY SNAIL LOBSTER WHAT EVER YOU ARE THING XD

@bluemoongamer4248

7 жыл бұрын

Grian- you just killed a angle Taurtis- i killed my son

@ribbit9430

4 жыл бұрын

Shrimp angel lobster nail : YOU THINK IM A JOKE??? actually yes you made me a joke so now I am in fact a joke

@ace6907

4 жыл бұрын

naw, its an angel

@d4rk0v1c

4 жыл бұрын

he’s a snailostrophapophanista!!

@st4ndg4mes87

3 жыл бұрын

DID SOMEONE CALL THE HOLY SPIRIT?

Police: Mr. Grian, why did you murder your boss? Grian: there was a fly...

10:18 = me when theres a spider in my house

@ambedo8151

6 жыл бұрын

megan ukolov LMFAO💀💀💀💀💀💀

@LordShrine

5 жыл бұрын

me too

@joniplayz1239

5 жыл бұрын

megan ukolov same

@jenniferbrawner3685

5 жыл бұрын

I just go on vacation go to NASA and destroy the earth

@pineappleproductions1696

5 жыл бұрын

So relateable

The 6 dislikes are from 2 flies, a bee, a spider, a hermit-crab-angel-monster, and a rat.

Taurtis: "Where are you!?" Grian: *"Yes"*

Cheif they murder him with FRENCH FRIES!

--guitar music-- NATHAN STOP PLAYING THE GUITAR ---taurtis slapped Nathan with chair---

@justlilly9095

5 жыл бұрын

Taurtis - *Casually slaps Nathan with chair* Thats what you get For playing that danm -Guitar Music-

That spider is terrifying! I have an extreme fear of bugs so this was very hard to watch, but the bug with the shell made me laugh just a little!

@hungrysarah

7 жыл бұрын

Please do another!!

@chlamydiapossum

7 жыл бұрын

MLPGirl6410 spiders aren't bugs

@chlamydiapossum

7 жыл бұрын

But yeah, I have arachnophobia too

@fatherpeggy

7 жыл бұрын

p0ngo I meant that I was scared of all bugs, but the spider bothers me the most.

@spacebread3105

7 жыл бұрын

still arent bugs

Grian: nathan what did i tell you *kills nathan* Taurtis: no nathan my best friend.

Grian: "ya look thirsty" Also Grain: *CHUCKS A FRICKING WATER DISPENSER AT A FLY*

Grian: don’t insult my wings >:( They were gifted to me by god Taurtis: murders grian Me: how dare thou

11:45 A spider flew around my room before you came in too

Taurtis: (waving around a flamethrower) SLAP

Grian: YOU LOOK THIRSTY *Demolishes Taurtis*

I love subtitles saying ANIMATE THIS!

@kennoquick

7 жыл бұрын

I can make one But no Guarantees I'm horrible though

@skylerRU

7 жыл бұрын

iV started but im awful 2 xD

Tautis: nathan what did i tell you about playing your guitar indoors *kills nathan* Grian: oh my god

[Grian]: Wanna play my game? *Picks Up Piano*

I'm currently gasping and my mom thinks I'm dying 😂

hello grian, i have sent you an email regarding animating of this video

@invadertomatocontinued2262

7 жыл бұрын

YAS! You should animate the party when Taurtis was dancing

@jvliaaaaan

7 жыл бұрын

.

@jvliaaaaan

7 жыл бұрын

.

@JBUG

7 жыл бұрын

I only can do 3d animating :( how 2 do 2d animating?

@snemsies

7 жыл бұрын

use a graphics tablet; make lots of pictures making a series of moving pictures; patience

r.i.p rest in pianos

@enrico543

5 жыл бұрын

Rip in pepperonis

@bluest3010

4 жыл бұрын

r.i.p. = Red is potato (yess, this is random, but yeeeah)

@randomindiechannel2019

4 жыл бұрын

rest in peace

@enrico543

4 жыл бұрын

R:mom pick I:me up P:I'm scared

@thecommunistpotato9538

4 жыл бұрын

R.i.p.p rest in peace piano

I watched this so long ago, it came to my head suddenly so I came searching! My instant reaction, "THIS CAME OUT SIX YEARS AGO!?" Yes, I am aware I am old and still love Grian.

If you’re trying your best to catch a fly and you know it, clap your hands! 0:34

This game is how I got fired from my job in a nutshell....

@fish240

7 жыл бұрын

Rock Marcus I'd like to know about this

@Genrevideos

7 жыл бұрын

derpfish I assaulted my boss with a tennis racket trying to kill a rat. No charges were pressed

@fish240

7 жыл бұрын

Rock Marcus dang

@ChiyaPyon

7 жыл бұрын

Rock Marcus I feel bad for the guy next to you, if it was me I wouldn't stop laughing

@brennancollins8103

7 жыл бұрын

derpfish 😋

"You're going to hell, you killed an angel" "I killed a bug, I also killed my son" ;-; edit: Dang I commented this a year ago, and I don't wanna be one of those people, but thanks for over 330 likes!

@erierierierierie

4 жыл бұрын

"Your not going to hell for killing your son but you are for killing an angel"

@latashab7062

4 жыл бұрын

are you crazy

@kaceystevens7538

3 жыл бұрын

...🔇🔇🔇

4:13 I'm sure Munbo and Iskall would disagree with the angel part, Grian.

@ethanduncan8916

4 жыл бұрын

IKR

7 dead 'flys' and 7 dead humans And a burnt subway 🤣🔥

When Grian was the “abomination” and he said “say it to my face” and turned the screen around to the abominations face, it looked like he was actually angry🤣

I read the title: SLAP THAT FLY - I wasn't interested (Also Known As Taurtis) Clicks as hard as possible

"I shouldn't be laughing, I just murdered someone" Grian, 2016

How come Grians user is Gria on games other than Minecraft? Edit: I love how they just go around knocking people out, especially Nathan 😂

@giftgiver23

3 жыл бұрын

Someone please answer this

@NameNotFound147

2 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure it was gonna be gria on mc but someone took that name i forgot where i heard this ay

I'm just going to point this out, the "Detective Grian" image looks like Ron Swanson

1:02 best part of the whole video

Omg, this is the best video ever. If I could, I would like this 1K times lol

@zbtheenvyenby7972

4 жыл бұрын

to! Me

Severe arachnophobia, nearly shat myself when you showed the spider model.

I couldn't stop laughing. I was laughing so hard that I got complaints for being so loud XD

@ventorix

7 жыл бұрын

u used manga creator & ur background is the song Nightcore - battle felds

@Chronophasia

7 жыл бұрын

Eh...I used Rinmaru but okay?

@enbsbdhse8000

7 жыл бұрын

Lilica Arine I could imagine

@ventorix

7 жыл бұрын

Lilica Arine um ok

@Chronophasia

7 жыл бұрын

..

OMG this is ridiculous! I want to see more! I laughed so hard when Taurtis finally found you :'D

@megan.-.6278

7 жыл бұрын

Taurus and grain you are funny why is Sam gon??

@frankiemartinez9786

7 жыл бұрын

Jojo Baka agreed

@corbinthiessen1336

7 жыл бұрын

Jojo Baka Sam is there friends anymore

@nataliaguila1896

7 жыл бұрын

Jojo Baka I jumped and screamed

@jojooffaraway2675

7 жыл бұрын

Haha were you that excited ? ^^

killing with fries? ya sounds like grians kind of weapon

@LucasDilleyArens

3 жыл бұрын

If there were fries in minecraft: rip mumbo, iskallman, etc.

Grian: "I hope nobody has arachnophobia Me: *arachnophobia triggers*

@randoperson6460

4 жыл бұрын

IKR

@ethanduncan8916

4 жыл бұрын

IKR

OMG i was laughing so hard when Taurtis got the flame torch and sprayed it everywhere and like missed Grian and said Taurtis: Where are you? Also the graphics how he looked like when he was spraying fire everywhere XD Also I LOVE YA GUYS! YA GUYS AWESOME

7:15 Taurtis: I'm a little flying mosquito. Grian: this is so broken!! Me: Definitely the best part of the video! 😆

1:18 Grian is a sociopath confirmed

Imagine actually picking up your table when you have dinner and trowing it at a bug with all your family there

The way he giggles is so funny

@faileditawesomeness2812

7 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@ambersquirrel1113

5 жыл бұрын

FailedIt Awesomeness Did you just reply to your own comment?

@kat12444

4 жыл бұрын

@@ambersquirrel1113 apparently

Well now im going to make an animation i think

@summerjewels5214

7 жыл бұрын

please do

@jvliaaaaan

7 жыл бұрын

.

5:05 The second best scene in this entire video.

PROFESSIONAL FLY REMOVAL

@absol1654

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@adarshtiwari9954

5 жыл бұрын

Professional Pest Control!!! Spend a dollar and have your hous wrecked!!

@Vileplume87

4 жыл бұрын

Adarsh Tiwari TAKE MY MONEY

this was probably my favourite video you made. It was so funny, you made me laugh out loud so many times.🐌 Also, I love the Orchestra Music in the background.🐛 🐝 PS, The name of this video is great!🦂 🕷 "Buzz buzz buzz ,buzz buzz buzz buzz. I am a fly, and I like to fly around."🐜

I would animate it if no one else is ;)

@skylerRU

7 жыл бұрын

Im planning on doing it but im quite trash at animation

@micahisawesome27gamingmore10

7 жыл бұрын

Citrine Nerd

@jebacpenis

6 жыл бұрын

Edgy

@charlieacorn1152

6 жыл бұрын

Citrine Nerd I

@hermanserning563

5 жыл бұрын

Ut would be fun to see

6:05 made me laughing in tears! XD

@snailcheeseyt

4 жыл бұрын

R/ bone apple tea

@Vorrimade

4 жыл бұрын

@@snailcheeseyt oof, and im actually putting that on Reddit

Tuatis: takes caution. Grain: EVERYBODY GANGSTA TILL THE BUG IS DEAD!!

"I don't know what to call it... but I'm not calling it an angel!" xD

Game: Slap the fly WHY IS THERE A RAT AND SPIDER AND A Wierd shell bug and wasp thing

All of this footage is what I do when I see an insect.

This duo is so old and still so entertaining

Anyone else have a really annoying fly in the room while watching this?

@angeIinda

7 жыл бұрын

Orla Brough me :/

@frankenbean3714

7 жыл бұрын

Yep

@josefien4938

7 жыл бұрын

im pretty annoying

@weepingjack9321

7 жыл бұрын

Orla Brough yep

@serenakunz53

7 жыл бұрын

Orla Brough yea it's called my sister

Nobody: Grian: They were gifted to me by god, i'm an angel.

*”NO MORE SPIDERS!!!”* -Psychopath Taurtis

SLAP THAT FLY(Also known as Taurtis) I am actually laughing my head off. Oml, I think I'm choking.

SOMEONE AMIMATE THIS NOW

@MissInvisibubbles

7 жыл бұрын

THAT WAS AMAZING

@opxlsky_

7 жыл бұрын

YEAH LISTEN TO FRISK PPL, HE/SHE IS FILLED WITH DETERMINATION XDDDD

@brendonmakesthosehighheels838

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@wolfydawolf1296

7 жыл бұрын

Frisk DETEMMIENATION!!!!!!!!!!!! da wolfy wants da animation, haha

@brendonmakesthosehighheels838

7 жыл бұрын

da Wolfy I want this animated too ;-;

In the span of 16 minuites. Grian and taurtis have: -killed several pepole. -broken office facilities. -trashing the office. -household abuse. -the creation of a new species.

When Grian was a rat and we were playing the waiting game, I was crying I was laughing so hard! XD

OH my gosh! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ANIMATE THIS!?

Grian Can You Play This Again

grian says I'm so sorry for those people with aracnophobia" I'm over here freaking out over a fake spider

"I'm going to kill you with a pillow." - Grian, 2016

This was awesome. I loves this video! A very nice change of pace from Minecraft. (Don't get me wrong; I subscribed because you're a frickin' MC genius. But it's nice to mix it up every once in a while.) Taurtis is great.

Pink sheep and purple shep should play this.

@plantita3183

7 жыл бұрын

EpicfireDUDE30 LOL yes

@tazm.7221

7 жыл бұрын

trueee

@Chevywolf30

7 жыл бұрын

Said that bc of the HAILARIOUS who's your daddy, and how funny this vid was, and i find these two kinda boring.

I love this scene: an old lady swings around a flamethrower to kill a spider in a subway.

11:20 *Actually me when I try to kill a bug in my house.*

10:21 me when a spider is in the house

SLAP THE FLY! (also known as taurtis) -Grian Me:lol

Grians laugh is the softest most wholesome laugh ever but my laugh is like: PPFFFFTSSSSCKKKTSSAAAHHAHAH

Best one liner ever "you look thirsty" snipes with water cooler

Me: *-reads title-* *SLAP THAT FLY (Also Known As Taurtis) Me: Slap that Taurtis.