*punches horse once* Guard: "You have comm-" Dragonborn: "Take me to jail"

@kimuchidog

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment indeed

@ladyselin35

4 жыл бұрын

When you cant afford food

@Lolzhero

4 жыл бұрын

Affordable for few likes As long as honest work Now get out

@colossus1459

4 жыл бұрын

C'mon! I havent got all morning!

@tobii894

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lolzhero indian speak funny English

Waz in 5 min: *kills Miraak* Me in 5 min: "or should I pick Nord instead?..."

@luish8056

4 жыл бұрын

Jorge Oliveira same bro!

@okboomerbutitsacat8050

4 жыл бұрын

5 mins in the dragon had just started attacking for me. nah maybe not. i was probably making my khajiit for 20 minutes

@mylifeaschloe8422

4 жыл бұрын

Takes me about 30 minutes just to think of a name

@BigAutisticDaddy

4 жыл бұрын

for the name of my current character, I just mashed the dovah words for fire and savage into a plausible name "Yulnriik Fellstar" is what I ended up going as.

@mylifeaschloe8422

4 жыл бұрын

@@BigAutisticDaddy That's actually pretty fuckin dope. I'll have to try that. Thanks.

not only did this guy kill miraak in 5 minutes, but he also served jail time, set up marriage for himself and learned fireball. considering we hardly get to riverwood by then thats beyond just impressive

@patriciogonzalez2886

8 ай бұрын

still think about that poor bride waiting while my guy was being dragged into a daedric realm by a book with tentacles

@Phoenix_Down444

8 ай бұрын

He learned fireball faster than Itachi

@toddhoward1892

5 ай бұрын

Groom* ​@@patriciogonzalez2886

@manipulativeperson7313

5 ай бұрын

​@@patriciogonzalez2886What? The lad earned that bachelor party.

@gammadion

4 ай бұрын

Me in 5 minutes: hmm yes, i think I'll have green eyes this time😂😂

Speeder runner: *meticulously follows a carefully planned route and exact sequence of actions* Bandit: "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."

@lucassullivan2109

5 ай бұрын

Hm yes the speeder runner definitely speeded ranned this time

@nootube8537

Ай бұрын

@@lucassullivan2109 LMAOOOO

@nickdachesse

4 күн бұрын

*dragon roars

Speedrunners are such weird creatures.

@davidhatcher7016

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@normansidely1278

4 жыл бұрын

J J in a good way

@jsybanez

4 жыл бұрын

@@normansidely1278 of course

@irondolphin1559

4 жыл бұрын

Like they on a whole different era

@kuzkan5576

4 жыл бұрын

+1

Even Before He was told he's the Dragonborn He went on and killed the first Dragonborn

@NorthContact

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously there can only be one!

@fluxriptide2566

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaha dude that got me

@colossus1459

4 жыл бұрын

Like a chad

@MaddesG1

4 жыл бұрын

What if its like a loop and everytime u kill him u become him and in 5:19 u get killed by someother dude who then becomes u.

@starwarsrider11

4 жыл бұрын

Big Dick Energy is one hell of a thing

My man entered Helgen, and 5 minutes later became a god. Now _that's_ efficiency

@Mickrosoft44

3 ай бұрын

Ye

Dragonborn: *enters apocrypha and burns miraak alive.* Hermaeus Mora: *sweating* “well if you prove clever enough to uncover the secrets here…”

@eliahhouck8542

3 ай бұрын

A tier comment

Doctor: "You have 5 minutes to live" Waz: "So does Miraak."

@rumor-936

3 жыл бұрын

That's both hilarious, and epic.

@gamerhatch9072

3 жыл бұрын

That’s epic

@JasonHydrea

3 жыл бұрын

First time I've seen somebody use this meme and actually make it funny

@fulltimeslackerii8229

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s 5 minutes IGT not irl :(

@dingch3699

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: U need to start ur computer first

Mom: we eat in 10 minutes This guy: holdup lemme play Skyrim real quick

@gooddaytunes4295

4 жыл бұрын

Hol up just gonna beat this 25 hour expansion real quick be down in 5.

@TheMaverick30

4 жыл бұрын

“Imma play it twice I got some time”

@spaghetti6781

4 жыл бұрын

more accurately mom: we eat in 10 minutes this guy: be there in 5

@DefaOmega

4 жыл бұрын

Not just play, but beat Skyrim

@ebobab9564

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMaverick30 Nah. Be aware that the time spent in loading screens isnt counted

3:19 Balimund- "Come to-" Dragonborn- *violently convulses, instantly has all Balimund's gold and leaves* Balimund- "Come back if you need more smithing done" Balimund's mind- *What. The. Fuck.*

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

He actually sells him his own gear lol

@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music

Жыл бұрын

@@LTD538 Could you elaborate on this? I'm burning with curiosity.

@weirdgamer24

Жыл бұрын

I'm fucking dying xD

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

@@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music on PC you can drag npcs items into your own inventory through the menu then if you press sell you sell that item over and over and sell their own gear to them

0:02 -A literal dragon is raining down hellfire Ralof: "What's the hurry?"

Speedruns in other games: Running, clipping through terrain, doing near to impossible jumps Speedruns in Skyrim: HORSE, THEN FLY

@rogehmarbi

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget : MARRIAGE

@zabelzarock4606

4 жыл бұрын

Then punch a horse.

@reddeadtryhardbichfromgtay2048

4 жыл бұрын

@@zabelzarock4606 Then go to jail? like wtf ok 😂

@MrRiddle0

4 жыл бұрын

@@rogehmarbi Yeah I don't get why he needed to do that. Seemed a little needless. But what do I know? It must activate something.

@jerrymartin7019

4 жыл бұрын

*ZOOMN*

There wasn’t a single moment I knew what was going on

@alessandrorpglover

4 жыл бұрын

hell yeah! same here. and how the fuck could he kill that boss at lv 1 and with just one shot??

@reneibarra198

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing that stuck was him punching a horse

@looneymar9153

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing i know about skyrim speedruns is that when you unmount from horse while it has its mouth next to the ground you become supersonic warhead and this state transitions through the loads hence him redoing that and loading into solstheim to reach miraaks sanctum

@looneymar9153

4 жыл бұрын

It's just that huntsman's horse is the most consistent way of doing so because of: 1)being close to helgen 2)spawning consistently (go to the border, wait 1 hour, works every time) 3)having a stone from which you can set your horse into proper position (those are rare)

@looneymar9153

4 жыл бұрын

For me the most ridiculous thing was that he had shit loads of money

“I am Hermaeus Mora…Daedric prince of fate and- wait wait MIRAAK LOOK OUT…..fuck…”

my favorite parts of this speedrun were when rolof asks you what the hurry is while helgen is getting ravaged by a dragon, punching a horse as soon as you spawn to get jail time, setting up a wedding for some reason only to not show up, traveling to an alternate dimension and instantly killing some kind of evil wizard. i have not played skyrim so this is insanity to me

@kumguskhan2545

5 ай бұрын

The wedding part is to break the book's quest a little so it doesnt imobolize you when you enter apocrapha

@NovaProspekt19

3 ай бұрын

I have played five skyrim runs with a total if maybe 400 hours and this is still insanity to me

@spade3779

Ай бұрын

@@NovaProspekt19I have well over 1000 hours and trust me I still have no fucking idea what’s going on here lmao

"Attend your wedding ceremony" *Takes a ship to a completely different province*

@mompleaser

4 жыл бұрын

Something about this seems so... dark...

@samuelcrow4701

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey babe sorry I'm late I got tied up on the way and ended up having to kill the champion of a demon god."

@nicodemoboccia5090

4 жыл бұрын

I always wandered why did he do that? Is not the first speedrunner i've seen doing that

@vimier

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicodemoboccia5090 same i dont know why thats a thing people do

@kelptea2703

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicodemoboccia5090 Forgive me of I'm wrong, but I believe it's something to do with when the quest is failed with the player not attending, it skips something with the current quest you are doing.

Wow he really did it. *Failed: Attend your wedding ceremony* But at what cost.

@ZephyrUltimate_

4 жыл бұрын

Everything.

@TheTurtleOfGods

3 жыл бұрын

surprisingly this has been known about by speedrunners, since when you Failed: A quest, it skips whatever cutscene is there... :)

@beansummoner21

3 жыл бұрын

5:49

@aaa-qr9yy

3 жыл бұрын

what was the point of trying to get married in this speedrun sum1 explain

@aaa-qr9yy

3 жыл бұрын

@Imperial Senator Avitus Livius Aquila damn, I've spent nearly 300 hours w skyrim, still learning new stuff bout it lol

I can only imagine how many hours it took to not only figure this out but to execute it the right way....spending forever to figure out how to play through a game as quick as possible will always be its own brand of crazy genius.

@withallduerespect3001

Жыл бұрын

The discovery of these glitches and strategies is often a collective effort. One person finds one or more, shares it, and then others start using it in their runs. Sometimes a record goes unbroken for years until someone finds a new glitch.

@nackteHintern

21 күн бұрын

Not so much of a speedrun

I love how punching a horse, getting yourself arrested, then getting married are parts of this speedrun

“Attend your weddng ceremony” - Jumps off cliff and gets on a boat going to another country

@karnal3

4 жыл бұрын

He married someone?? When??

@gretamaromba2627

4 жыл бұрын

Dragonborn is a mgtow.

@tchoythao1730

4 жыл бұрын

He went to buy milk

@TheGentleChainsaw

4 жыл бұрын

Alternatively, Dragonborn is so terrified of committing to an actual relationship that standing up his new fiance helps to push him through his adventures even faster.

@user-hn8dm7bh2o

4 жыл бұрын

Владимир Владимирович?

“What’s the hurry”

@aurllcooljay

4 жыл бұрын

Elder Scrolls 6 is in development, that's what's the hurry.

@perturabo7825

4 жыл бұрын

@aurllcooljay let’s just hope it’s development isn’t being hurried though.

@aurllcooljay

4 жыл бұрын

@@perturabo7825 And then Todd Howard announces the new game is called "Elder Scrolls 76" and every npc is an online player. >:(

@Ron-yz4uk

4 жыл бұрын

aurllcooljay ES6 won’t be out till 2021 at the earliest. Still a bit to go.

@MrHuxley

4 жыл бұрын

@@aurllcooljay that would've worked better than Fallout 76, since a Key Feature isnt changed to find t the Online Aspect.

this is like driving without the steering wheel, but the car is a giant hotdog going downhill and you are hand cuffed upside down

Doctor: Don't worry, the X-Ray is perfectly safe for you! The doctor as soon as he turns on the X-Ray: 2:31

Oh nice! He's taking that horse so he can go fas- .. wait what the hell

@gabrielcostap19

4 жыл бұрын

He did go faster tho lol

@Sterbenizer

4 жыл бұрын

i think so

@kakarotsaiyan5867

4 жыл бұрын

Jeeezus thats a lot of what the hell i would say

@sylph4252

4 жыл бұрын

Horse tilting is fun

@zenks5883

4 жыл бұрын

that was my logic too lmao i was thinking like, oh nice exploit, horse is faster then his legs ww-wait why are you going on that rock... WATHEFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

When even Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Knowledge has no idea what the hell just happened

@KayJune

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@solitudeguard3138

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@jacobbrown701

4 жыл бұрын

Possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, literally just started cackling at 4am reading this comment. Comedy 100 to you good sir

@elitesasquatch

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the 666th person to like what does that mean for me

@PlayingwithSteve

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever 😂

I love how hermaeus mora isnt even done introducing himself

My jaw was dropped the entire time I watched this. The hours I've clocked trudging about that frozen wasteland... And on top of it, I literally couldn't once guess what was coming next. Brilliant execution dude holy.

In 5 minutes he escaped capture, got married , traveled the world and fulfilled his destiny and I , in 20 years ,haven't even gotten a job ....

@datenschutzbtw1350

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@NitroReaper29

4 жыл бұрын

Big Freaking mood and I'm still playing Skyrim 😅

@sirentyper4457

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao how

@jimlahey6958

4 жыл бұрын

Get a job you lazy fuckers.

@Jsquadgamers

4 жыл бұрын

You been banging out those applications but not hearing anything back, I know how that go. Keep your chin up young king you'll get there 💪

studio: "this game provides 200 hours of game pla-" speed runners: "6 minutes, take it or leave it."

@LucyBelleV

4 жыл бұрын

Speed runner: there is 3 actually

@willowed_Ghost

4 жыл бұрын

Hacker: *slams the table* "47 seconds."

@sninjabeast68

4 жыл бұрын

This game has provided me with 7 years of gameplay lmaoo

@jimbo0386

4 жыл бұрын

games a classic, it will be proving content for the next 10+ years and maybe be dug up in the future and replayed like arena is

@haliax8149

4 жыл бұрын

@@sninjabeast68 oh, you must be one of those super duper awesome morrowind lovers then?

Man survived a dragon attack, got engaged, and killed a Dragonborn in 5 minutes.

0:04 Rolof: "What's the hurry?" 😂

"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend" Waz: "I'm several parallel universes ahead of you."

@alexandersawatzky7384

4 жыл бұрын

would like, but 669 so

@Bozothcow

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not lost at all sucker!

@omarasfari4974

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

@ICCUWANSIUT

4 жыл бұрын

Frost come back, it’s been broken.

@asterozoan

2 жыл бұрын

They're called Kalpas, friend.

"Did you speedrun the game?" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My wedding with Macurio"

@phdcmd

2 жыл бұрын

Why wedding Marcurio? I don't get it. What is the profit?

@jyggalag169

2 жыл бұрын

@@phdcmd location to the priest marrying plus a glitch involving strategically failing a quest so you can move during cutscenes

@Bonk4Me

2 жыл бұрын

@@jyggalag169 I love how that explains it but doesnt clear up anything

@jyggalag169

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bonk4Me look. This is common to speedruns. In Majoras Mask you used to have to get caught tresspassing and thrown out of the palace onto the fucking moon. In portal 2 you just dont disable the deadly neurotoxin that will kill you, and in minecraft you fail at sleeping.

@ladyreverie7027

Жыл бұрын

@@phdcmd I assume because Marcurio is the best male follower and the best male spouse? At least he's my fave.

I laughed so hard during the entire video like it's so absurd it's absolute gold hahaha

I love how at the end he equips Miraak's gear, essentially saying "I'm Miraak now, bitch". 🤣

The irony that this expansion adds the ability to tame and ride dragons, despite the fact that Nords have already conquered the skies with the power of horse.

@bojyoohoo

4 жыл бұрын

He was a high elf according to the saves he loaded.

@luminatron

3 жыл бұрын

@@bojyoohoo Very high elf.

@8secondsago783

3 жыл бұрын

both of you made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time

@SiNCry0

2 жыл бұрын

^

@pinkment6824

2 жыл бұрын

wait how do you ride dragons? i've never heard of this before

Holy shit, in 5 minutes I choose my nickname

@Diego-oy5uk

4 жыл бұрын

DA REGIL BEEP no way really?

@Midnight-wh2bs

4 жыл бұрын

-This is why the name "Prisoner" is clearly the superior name, cause in those 5 minutes you spent naming you could have instead beat the game-

@randomwords3092

4 жыл бұрын

It took me 40mins to choose one dude xd

@Cyclopsgaming360

4 жыл бұрын

DA REGIL BEEP fr this guy doesn’t mess around lol

@oibruv6348

4 жыл бұрын

In 5 minutes I’m a dwarf female Khajit named “xxpu$$ym@ster6969”

"What's the hurry" "UHHHH, THE FUCKING DRAGON??!!"

This masterpiece has been recommended to me three years later. I gladly watched it again.

Miraak : Hey babe wanna come over? Dragonborn : I can't I'm studying Miraak : My parents aren't home

@shriekingskeleton

4 жыл бұрын

Ba so, the dragonborn rushed home to kill his boyfriend?

@davidhatcher7016

4 жыл бұрын

@@shriekingskeleton yes

@demonguy5082

4 жыл бұрын

Should have : I can't, I'm bout yo executed

@Tleanantz

4 жыл бұрын

@@shriekingskeleton Dagoth Ur: Hey babe wanna come see the heart chamber? Nerevarine: I can't I'm filling my release identification Dagoth Ur: The Tribunal wasnt here Nerevarine:

@pyrorock8143

4 жыл бұрын

Dragonborn: 5:19

Hearmaeus mora : so another seeker after knowle- *Kills miraak in 2 seconds* Hermaeus mora : please leave my realm

@danielneumeister1699

4 жыл бұрын

Lagoz how is it possible to kill him so fast?

@will0wizp923

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielneumeister1699 he casted f i r e b a l l

@dogukanberkkaya696

4 жыл бұрын

cast fireball. but he is m i r a a k i said i cast fireball

@ricardoelectronicsrepair

4 жыл бұрын

enemy: level 1😂

@bojyoohoo

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielneumeister1699 enemies scale with level, fireball is op at level 1. I'm assuming.

Even Hermaeus Mora was shocked, man didn't even finish his speech after seeing miraak get eviscerated in 0.1 seconds

3:52: You wish to be ma.. Dragonborn: Yeyeyeyeye skip.

“You don’t understand marrying Marcurio is absolutely necessary for my plans”

@bosniaforever

3 жыл бұрын

Disappointing Marcurio, more like it.

@siliarin2337

3 жыл бұрын

why really?

@ariaa.9428

3 жыл бұрын

Morux the Archiver yes

@timvj9808

3 жыл бұрын

@@bosniaforever I'm an apprentice wizard! Not a pack mule!!

@jamescarrotcsl8

3 жыл бұрын

@@siliarin2337 it's so you can move during dialog

Imagine being a Daedric Prince, and some random guy in rags with magic popped in to your dimension, killed your champion, stole from his corpse, and proceeded to tea bag his body.

@cryingcrane8173

3 жыл бұрын

Sheogorath is jealous of Hermaeus Mora's new champion

@plzdntfukup913

3 жыл бұрын

Must be Sheogoraths doing..

@rumor-936

3 жыл бұрын

I think I'd shit myself, to be completely honest.

@xananymous431

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryingcrane8173 Hermaus to sheogorath "What madness is this!"

@FirstnameLastname-bz8wg

3 жыл бұрын

I... Did not foresee this..

I come back to this video every once in a while and it never ceases to amaze and confuse me

With the hundreds of hours I’ve played Skyrim, watching speed runs like this have always mesmerized me.

*punches horse* guard: the worst crime i've seen

@midnite5351

4 жыл бұрын

Tezhe so you have chosen... death

@james03pearce

4 жыл бұрын

Stop right there!

@apirateslifeforme77

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@definitelynotfierazgz2261

4 жыл бұрын

*thorkell:* hold my axes

@philmehrart

4 жыл бұрын

The worst crime, yay or neigh?

You know the speedrun is legit when you hear "what's the hurry?" 1 second after the game starts.

@megagemboss9281

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@jeff-hd9og

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thegreatandmightyseff7214

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was “Hey you your finally awake”

@snow5772

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatandmightyseff7214 thats a stupid ass unoriginal comment. I would insult you as well as insulting the comment but alas, I am heterosexual.

@matthewdipenta592

4 жыл бұрын

@@snow5772 what you just said bud, that there, was fucking gay

Mom: "We're leaving in 5 minutes." Kid: "Bet."

I, am Hermaeus Mora.. Prince of Fate, and Lord HAVE MERCY WHAT THE FUCK DRAGONBORN?

*gets off horse a little funny* _REACHES DIMENSIONAL PHASING VELOCITY_

@jimcracketowens5319

4 жыл бұрын

Richter Belmont first skyrim horses can climb up vertical walls, and now they can be hyperslingshots. What’s next, they all sprout wings simultaneously and become pegasi?

@wattboat

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone know why he had to get married?

@techpriestemily

4 жыл бұрын

@@wattboat Breaks the scripting for Miraak's cutscene when it fails at that exact time, from what I hear.

@jaketheberge1970

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimcracketowens5319 I'm sure there's a mod for that.

@blacksheepx2660

4 жыл бұрын

There is noting as such as "dimesional phasing velocity", he just broke the codes of the game and glitched out of the map

"Boss music starts playing" Miraak: wait..that's not my music

@hisyamhasbi8257

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaao

@bigsmoke7389

3 жыл бұрын

Lol xdxdxdxddxdddddd

@HealwaysRemembers.

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@thepowerlies

3 жыл бұрын

He was dead before he could say: sh*t

@longyangchang6513

2 жыл бұрын

Comments like this makes my day !!!!😂😂😂😂😂

Ralof: “What’s the hurry?” is probably the best way to open a speed running video lol

highlight of the run: ralof immediately saying "what's the hurry?" as the fucking world eater is launching full firebolts straight at him

This guy got engaged faster than I was able to say hi to my crush

@steorrav

4 жыл бұрын

pfffttttt

@howdoifindaname2743

4 жыл бұрын

Dragonborn with a capital D, if you know what I mean

@fabianreder9780

4 жыл бұрын

@@howdoifindaname2743 ragonborn, because the crush is getting the D 😏

@faridkhan6037

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding! You elicited a laugh out of me🤣

@thisisntsergio1352

4 жыл бұрын

Bro what was the point of getting engaged? Genuinely wondering

“You picked a bad tiᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᶠʳ-“

@calcifer3674

3 жыл бұрын

made my day! :D

@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454

3 жыл бұрын

@Shout Born Enlighten us with your spear-sharp wit

@cybersaiyan9596

3 жыл бұрын

megalovania's cut short

@darkgolden3250

3 жыл бұрын

How to you have the small text?

@ghoultooth

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkgolden3250 Magicka

Hermaeus Mora: So, another seeker- [Death] Hermaeus Mora: Hey, I'm not even finish the sen- -Thank you for playing this dlc

"I am Hermaeus Mora-" *kills miraak* *Hermaeus stops talking*

**Helgen literally getting fucking attacked by a dragon** Ralof: What's the hurry?

@ripoutyourintestines5099

2 жыл бұрын

This was my thought aswell

@YuiFunami

2 жыл бұрын

he knew it was a speedrun

@mrwizzygiorosales7930

2 жыл бұрын

My first few minutes in the video and I'm laughing my breath out

@ihavemyshield

2 жыл бұрын

That's skyrim for you!

@LuiStep_Music

Жыл бұрын

The player: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

Miraak is actually dead from the beginning of the quest, and we fight this guy instead.

@JB00GIE22

4 жыл бұрын

I demand more likes on this comment

@eyeamthesolesbee4998

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@ALEXANDERATTACK

4 жыл бұрын

@@JB00GIE22 I made it 400

@BenjaminGoose

4 жыл бұрын

ay lmao lemonfowl

@ozaru8763

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

This should qualify as comedy, I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend." *Proceeds to shoot and miss*

Waz: Fast travels to Riften Me: "hmm I wonder what he's gonna do?" Waz: *punches horse* Me: _oh_

@thepowerlies

3 жыл бұрын

@goggles789 Big brain

@KaimArgonarEyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIME

@Samuel-ts4xs

2 жыл бұрын

How are you, monan?

@monan8038

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samuel-ts4xs Pretty good how are you

@Samuel-ts4xs

2 жыл бұрын

@@monan8038 pretty good too

This is my first time watching a Skyrim speedrun and when he got on the horse I thought, "Oh, that's smart, he got a horse so he can travel faster." Little did I know he wouldn't only be traveling faster but traversing through the space time continuum and 50 different parallel universes.

@random_baffoon6114

2 жыл бұрын

There are so many variations of that glitch but that one was the first i saw which allows going in all directions while being flash, i highly recommend watching these Bethesda game speedruns, the glitches are so confusing and cool

@TheBenchLord

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he went faster

@IceDani09

2 жыл бұрын

@@random_baffoon6114 you can always count on Bethesda when it comes to glitches👍

@orphanshark6120

2 жыл бұрын

Watch a fnv speedrun mfs be flying in that game

@arcDicker

2 жыл бұрын

Skyrim horses. Can make you REAL fast.

Alternative title: twice convicted random thug defeats the legendary first Dragonborn Miraak immediately after finishing serving his time

That grunt at 4:05 gets me every time

Priest: who would you like to be married too? Speedrunner: now

@noahhowell7253

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Walters I’m fucking wheezing

@Jordodude14

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I cantyjjsw breathejekand

@jordanwalters3763

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jordodude14 Oy! Why do you got ma name!

@jordanwalters3763

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahhowell7253 are you ok? Might wanna get your inhaler

@mohammadshibli8163

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

*appears out of nowhere and punches horse* “You have committed cri-“ *vanishes*

@korpen2858

4 жыл бұрын

**Teleports behind you** _"Nothing personal, horse"_

@deletdis6173

4 жыл бұрын

@@korpen2858 *NANI!?*

@fedehagen6801

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@scaladeUK

4 жыл бұрын

@@deletdis6173 NEIGH-NI?!*

@deletdis6173

4 жыл бұрын

@@scaladeUK 😂Nice

You're character putting on miraaks clothes and doing a little jig was the highlight of my year

After 70 hours of playing this game I finally understand what it's all about, I remember when I started playing skyrim and discovering the power of alchemy and enchanting.

@disamis6873

Жыл бұрын

What is it all about?

That bit at 5:50 of him sliding around the floor while tentacles start pulling him into a book as he gets a “Failed: attend your wedding ceremony” message is peak Skyrim.

@hardkornikow

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Marcurio :(

@ScoundreI

2 жыл бұрын

it just works.

@FeroxAnima

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@CuvelC

2 жыл бұрын

Oh this made me laugh more than I should have :D

@jaime4714

Жыл бұрын

This comment right here guys😂😂😂

I love how once you kill Miraak Hermaeus instantly stops talking as he contemplates wtf just happened

@-TheLegendHimself-

3 жыл бұрын

He spent all those years trying to find a worthy Dragonborn just for him to get killed by a naked old man with fireballs.

@Dan-qq6hy

3 жыл бұрын

@@-TheLegendHimself- I couldn't stop laughing LMFAO

@brunop.8745

3 жыл бұрын

The goddamn Daedric Prince of Knowledge had to stop and process the situation Thats a mood

@AramGoat

2 жыл бұрын

Not even him could have predicted this outcome

@XaliberDeathlock

2 жыл бұрын

How the hell he killed Miraak in two hits?

Alduin speaking in dragon tongue *"What the fuck was that?"*

I just played skyrim for 1 month and somewhat i found this very hilarious

Speedrunners: constantly loading saving and flying in game. No crash. Me: downloads 1 mod game never starts again.

@michaeledmunds7266

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *enters menu while casting a spell* *My console ignites*

@friedgirl8

4 жыл бұрын

Enzio Vescucci truth

@dovahduke4566

4 жыл бұрын

Lol never starts, my game doesnt save at all anymore

@Zeina107

4 жыл бұрын

Enzio Vescucci Console catches fire lolol

@Zeina107

4 жыл бұрын

Reinstal the game terray, if you have an xbox one. Try reinstalling the operating syestum on it. Its a problem with windows ten which causes data to be corrupt.

Imagine You're a dragonborn, a dragon priest and a pupil of the daedric God of knowledge, rebelled against the dragons and at least 20 corpses can be found around your temple and you wanna rebel against the daedric Prince of knowledge then the next thing you know a homeless man who escaped from jail murders you

@claylowrey9593

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@dajiahao9630

4 жыл бұрын

And that homeless man only escaped jail in another country 5 minutes ago!

@CryingCreeperMLG

4 жыл бұрын

Da Jiahao Another entire realm of existence

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

If that were me, I'd hope it was mcgrips that killed me

@bigfatcarp93

3 жыл бұрын

Miraak will never reach the truth

Seeing the character fly off the horse gets me every time. 😭

Guy parkoured around a dragon, stole a horse, flew across Skyrim by flapping his arms, punched a horse, got arrested, got married, went to Solsteim, went to Oblivion and killed Miraak in 5 minutes. Alduin, meanwhile, is still in Helgen wondering wtf just happened.

“You picked a bad time to get lost friend!” THIS IS A MAN ON A MISSION LEAVE HIM BE

@Impalingthorn

4 жыл бұрын

"You picked a bad time to get lost m-holy shit he's gone to plaid..." (Speedrunner starts moving at Ludicrous Speed)

@thisisntsergio1352

4 жыл бұрын

"we're on a mission from God"

@Q--FHD

4 жыл бұрын

@@thisisntsergio1352 hahahaha u r legend that's from the blues brothers

@thisisntsergio1352

4 жыл бұрын

@@Q--FHD haha glad somebody got the reference I've seen that movie a dozen times

I’m watching this while I’m eating. I was like “Oh okay he’s running... now he’s stealing a horse.” *I look down at my food for like 3 seconds* “Oh he’s in space now.”

@zalabit927

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@peacedeath1676

3 жыл бұрын

@@zalabit927 LMAO XxxddDXDDDXDDXDDXDDD HAAHAHAHA LMFAOA MA XDD

@aoaoli

3 жыл бұрын

@@peacedeath1676 you scare me

@DahnHuan

3 жыл бұрын

for real.. i looked at my phone...

@HealwaysRemembers.

3 жыл бұрын

@@aoaoli who cares

Skyrim is a beautiful game, that I will appreciate for most of my days

I just finished playing Skyrim... I saw this video .. now i am heading back to play more .. my head is still spinning because of this crazy speed run

*Actively being consumed by the Black Book* "Failed: Attend Your Wedding Ceremony"

@ZA-mb5di

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you're not mentioning the part where he was reading the book and walking

@yahiaaymankamaly3518

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZA-mb5di i felt like he was drowning in a toilet

@MadCarTK

4 жыл бұрын

Sort of the same thing if you think about it.

@quantifiedamalgamation

4 жыл бұрын

shit, another one of us huh

@Lv20Bard

4 жыл бұрын

MadCarTK I mean my mans has his priorities straight for sure

I love how he teleported somewhere on the map, punched a horse and was IMMEDIATELY sentenced to jail time

@chriswithakick

2 жыл бұрын

Assaulting a horse in Skyrim is a federal offence according to FAA laws. The guards take those crimes very seriously. 😂

@shoeberrypie

2 жыл бұрын

They tightened things up after a certain Cimmerian came through town.

@max_mittler

Жыл бұрын

“YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRI-“

@chilboswaggins5500

Жыл бұрын

Bro landed the punch as his feet hit the ground.

@emo_grinch_440

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswithakick Federal Aviation Administration?

"And in that fated day, the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora was undone by the power of the same hidden knowledge he coveted for himself. His timeless search for the Glitchum Arcaneum had been ended by the champion of glitch himself. And Hermaeus Mora would from that day on, forever be doomed to ponder in his realm upon his vanquisher words: GG EZ"

Fucking iconic that first voice line you received in this run is the storm cloak “what’s the hurry” 😂

Skyrim Dragonborn DLC: *Offers 30 hours of gameplay* Waz: 5 minutes, take it or leave it

@lukehorta5115

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, he spent half this time on vanilla content. Lol

@thepowerlies

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukehorta5115 And half of that on marriage

@lukehorta5115

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepowerlies Goes to show the kind of troubles marriage usually cause. Lmao

@Cactuardude

2 жыл бұрын

@John Miller it is fun and cool when you have played the game gor the 3rd time and all 3 of them are at 100% with dlc's included

@Inski8881

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cactuardude 100% arent possible

Hermaeus wasn’t even done introducing himself before mirak was deleted

@grodcoyote6635

Жыл бұрын

Dragonborn basically said: "fuck you Hermaeus, you ain't getting my soul! I can do it myself, watch!"

@MrGabbyBlart

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂

@nk6971

4 ай бұрын

"I AM HERMAEUS MORA, PRINCE OF FATE AND LO- ....... did he just fucking kill miraak"

I was like “no way in hell” until I saw him parkour around the dragon

this has got me in the mood to speed run my motorway trip!

Bethesda this is what happens when you don’t give us elder scrolls 6. We can and will break every mechanic of your game

@as7river

4 жыл бұрын

They're not bugs. They're all features.

@hexagonnoto6085

4 жыл бұрын

@@as7river Todd: It just work

@holypotat0

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the remastered remastered remastered version of skyrim on next generation consoles

@xakune8357

3 жыл бұрын

Lol be expecting to wait a long time for elder scrolls 6. Likely not coming out in 2020 or even 2021. Starfield isn’t even out yet and there’s not much known about it

@AtlasofSol

3 жыл бұрын

Samurai Goroh 2024

Ralof: what's the hurry? Dragonborn: Miraak's back. Ralof: ...w- Dragonborn, igniting flames in hands: Miraak's back.

@andruloni

3 жыл бұрын

"No time to explain, follow me" **Gets on a horse and flies off**

@daniloh8113

3 жыл бұрын

Moon's haunted

_punches horse in the face_ Guard: YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGA.. Player: takemetojail

Bruh these speedrun is really wild 5:14 💀💀

my favorite parts of almost every skyrim speedrun: - dismount a horse while horizontal to break the sound barrier - get engaged to marcurio (always marcurio) to break a cutscene later

@falpsdsqglthnsac

2 жыл бұрын

poor marcurio...

@cardinalsausage8486

2 жыл бұрын

What cutscene

@falpsdsqglthnsac

2 жыл бұрын

@@cardinalsausage8486 in this case, the cutscene at 5:45 that plays when you open the first black book for the first time. normally, you can't move, but for some reason, missing your wedding gives back player control, allowing you to kill miraak. i've also seen it used to break the cutscene in the thieves' guild quest line where karliah shoots you with a poisoned arrow and you get to watch her have a chat with mercer.

@janisir4529

2 жыл бұрын

it's just so sad, that you only engage Marcurio once in any% speedruns, because of the way loading is excluded...

@Fat_Obama

2 жыл бұрын

I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule

When Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?!” he was taking about this guy

@alfiechampion46

Жыл бұрын

That’s perfect 😂

@ashtimbo

Жыл бұрын

what's the hurry?

@TheStraightestWhitest

Жыл бұрын

''Could the legends be true?!'' ''Legends don't speedrun Skyrim in 5:19 IGT.''

Gaurd: I use to be a apocalyptic-dragon surviving, horse stealing, super speed flying, boat riding, time traveling, horse punching, boot selling, frivolous marriage-ing, intercontinental fast traveling, Fireball casting, Demigod killing, corpse-teabaging adventurer like you... until I took an arrow to the knee 🏹

Him :finishing the whole game Me: not even having decided on what race i should play