Guards also have a line, when you have the Mace of Molag Bal equipped, around the lines of "By the gods get that cursed thing away from me!"

@Pllato_yt

4 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dWyuudeBqbG2ntI.html

@Darkwear-vr8bi

4 ай бұрын

We don’t are you kid!

@user-me3fu3ec9h

3 ай бұрын

I don't suppose YOU would like that cursed mace within skull crushing distance hmm?

@TheOriginalCrypticArchives

3 ай бұрын

Me: *Gets closer, grinning sadistically* "You like it? I can give you closer view if you want?"

@Pro_gamer_skyrim

2 ай бұрын

​@Darkwear-vr8bi I feel like you meant you don't care. Well if it is then no asked you

Iron armor: 😊 Iron sword: 😡

@james739123

2 ай бұрын

But iron axes and maces and all two-handed weapons aren't worth a mention.

0:22 "you should try schteel" 1:50 "Good old fashion schteel" I love that Icelandic accent

@Green-Raccoon777

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was Austrian, given it's an attempt at an Ahnald impression.

@littleleaf8541

22 күн бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/rJhrxZetgabZYaw.htmlsi=SXDl_ockmKWfJ3wv

Me waiting for him to stop talking about his cousin who's out fighting dragons, so I can get a compliment on my full set of deadric armor only for him to say "let me guess someone stole your sweet roll" for the 100th time.

@AceXGamer-yb7pv

3 ай бұрын

Sadly they have no comment about you wearing armor with the essence of deadra

@maxgilmour4322

2 ай бұрын

@@AceXGamer-yb7pvnerd

@41Brother2

Ай бұрын

Or the weapons. Which is ridiculous. Hands down coolest armor and weapons in the game and they don't say a single word about it?? They only do for the gear from daedric prince's quests (Mace of molag bal, Volendrung, azura's star etc.l

@SuperDragonBlader

Ай бұрын

​@@41Brother2They comment this about Mehrunes' Razor: "Who did you kill to get that blade?" And they also throw a comment about seeing Spellbreaker and a few other Daedric artifacts for the first time, but I don't recall them.

@41Brother2

Ай бұрын

@SuperDragonBlader So some daedric artifacts but not all of them. Never heard em say anything for the ebony blade or mask of Clavicus Vile or the wabbajack.

The whistle on the dragonbone armor killed me rotflol

@robertzitron9737

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

@logangammage157

2 ай бұрын

Same here

Schteel

@danielsmith225

3 ай бұрын

I was so late.

@sr.pablitomemes

3 ай бұрын

Schteel lol

@nwoexecutor1945

3 ай бұрын

Stihl Kettensäge

@cypress_guide_of_spirits

3 ай бұрын

sWord 😂

Idk why but I love listening to the guards. Whenever I'm in a city I just walk up to one, press the interact button over and over, and just sit back and listen to them like I'm laying on my stomach, feet waving in the air, and my head in my hands.

2:07 Bro just obliterated my orc dragonborns confidence

@Drew_2152

3 ай бұрын

As an orc I did a little quick save

“Not very good at your job huh?” For the record! I was actually- …ahem not present at all for that tragedy

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

Ай бұрын

I was doing what he told me to do!

You forgot the good ole birthday suit

They also have two lines if you have the spell breaker shield equipped, “ah now that’s a fine shield and not mere dwarven is it ?” “Your shield dwarven make am I right ? But yet it seems so much more”

Y’know, Stormcloak general armor makes you feel like a bear spirit is flowing in your body.

@clobzz

2 ай бұрын

nordic carved also gives that feeling, but even better😎

Details like these are just one of the many reasons why I love Skyrim.

Ah you forgot the best one... *Wearing Dark Brotherhood armor* "Psst... I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"

@james739123

Ай бұрын

They say that so long as you join the dark brotherhood, no armour required.

Imperial allined guards: You dare strut around here wearing that filthy Stormcloak hide? My Stormcloak characters that wear the armour: How dare you, I clean this regularly thank you very much.

@HittokiriBattousai17

3 ай бұрын

Why would you fight for a Thalmor puppet?

@james739123

3 ай бұрын

@@HittokiriBattousai17 because when the war is over, the strings are cut, Skyrim is a long way from Summerset, when the war is over, the Imperial best option is to go home and get to the business of protecting its own land rather then wasting men and resources trying to control a land that most of the population doesn't want them there, Skyrim can then sort out it's own problems and make alliances with Hammerfell, so long as there's no further animosity to Cyrodiil, both can prepare for the second great war and the Thalmor have no power in Skyrim to hinder them as the empire was also their puppets, the was ment to drag on and Ulfric was a useful tool playing into their hands, but if the Stormcloaks win, they no longer have control over him, and Ulfric hates them for what they did to him in the first war.

@tntfreddan3138

3 ай бұрын

@@HittokiriBattousai17 Ulfric was seen as an asset only because he kept the civil war going so the Empire had to waste valuable resources. If the Empire wins, it's bad for the Thalmor, bad for Skyrim and great for the Empire. It's bad for the Thalmosr in the sense that the Empire now has a larger pool of manpower. It's bad for Skyrim because the Nords will once again have to bleed for a land that's not their own. Said land would also barely lift a finger if the Thalmor were to attack Skyrim, even though that scenario would be very unlikely. It's good for the Empire because then they can hide in their little corner of Cyrodiil while the Nords are doing their dirty work. Just like in the 1st Great War.

@HittokiriBattousai17

3 ай бұрын

​@@tntfreddan3138 A civil war (and starting it with the murder of the High King, on top of it) right after a crushing defeat to the Aldmeri Dominion is the definition of cultural suicide. Ulfric is a Thalmor pawn. Mer over Men. Talos isn't a God.

@MenachemSchmuel

3 ай бұрын

@@HittokiriBattousai17 lmao say what you will about politics but talos is definitely a god

Shame they didn't have lines for Daedric stuff. Especially since Daedric is the best heavy armor in the vanilla game. "Oblivion worshipper! I've got my eye on you..." or "By Ysmir! That armor is from another world!" Or something like that.

@thetealturtwig5667

3 ай бұрын

It's especially a missed opertunity since wearing a full set gives you a hidden 10% boost to Intimidation.

@markk9446

3 ай бұрын

@@thetealturtwig5667 the fact that it’s only 10% is really funny to me

@dutchvanderlinde248

3 ай бұрын

They do. "That armor... it's like forged midnight." I think it shares lines with ebony. Oddly enough, the Nightingale set also elicits that line.

@randomcontent789

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@dutchvanderlinde248Is it just rare for guards to say that about daedric? I’ve never heard them comment about my armor when I wore daedric

I’m surprised there isn’t dialogue for Daedric armor lol

@may_i_stand_unshaken73

3 ай бұрын

they are too scared to comment about it

@randomcontent789

3 ай бұрын

@@may_i_stand_unshaken73They know about the sheer defensive power of daedric armor… Or maybe it’s just the stories of the Oblivion Crisis

@streamspoart2671

Ай бұрын

Nobody dares talk to you, it gave you 20% chance to intimidating

@Quetzalpugle

21 күн бұрын

I’m not sure if they still do it, but don’t the Vigilants attack you if you are wearing it?

Guards when I whip out my AK-47: 😳

@tntfreddan3138

3 ай бұрын

Now the Stormcloaks can really take the war to the Thalmor ;)

@Cam-xn1en

2 ай бұрын

No fair, he's got a gun from the future!

Most of these lines are nostalgic to me, which is kinda funny.

@JohnnyWolfblood

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's been 13 years... Is elder scrolls VI coming or no?

Dude came when he saw ancient armor

Daedric weapons and armor should be something like: Sword: "That's an ominous looking blade. Where in Oblivion did you get it?" Greatsword: "Not going to lie, this sword terrifies me..." Dagger: "Back off! Only a necromancer or daedra worshiper would carry such a sinister blade!" Armour: "Ysmir's Beard! You look like a dremora in this thing, got me scared!" Or: "Impressive! How many Daedra did you slay to make this armor?"

@clobzz

2 ай бұрын

im honestly surprised there arent any lines for daedric, these would fit in well

With daedric armor: let me guess, some one stole your sweetroll.

this is what makes a game feel authentic

Insane how much time I’ve put on this game and I’ve maybe heard like 10% of these.

"Why the ELVEN blade, hm? Nord steel not good enough for you?!" Me with my superior enchanted elven blade that does 97 damage to health and stamina: No actually, it isn't.

@SuperDragonBlader

Ай бұрын

Me with a dragonbone sword and guard be like: "*whistle* Is your sword made of dragon bones? By the gods, what I wouldn't do to get my hands on a blade like that!"

When you think you're in a stormcloak city but then hear "That armor's getting on my nerves."

@james739123

2 ай бұрын

it's strange as the Markarth guard are the only imperial allied guard to not use imperial weapons.

Buddy we run on iron and steel, we dont have any more metal then that unless you count uranium

0:17 In case anyone didn’t know, you can actually kill butterflies with melee weapons

Love your content.

There are many videos of these on KZread, yet I never grow tired of watching them. Maybe I shall return to Tamriel soon anew.

Nice vid man

Elven sword: "Why it gotta be Elven??"

Sort of diapointing Bethesda never rounded out the dialogue. They dont even have lines for all the one handed swords in the base game let alone the DLC or anniversary content

@Galimeer5

4 ай бұрын

Why would they? Anniversary Edition came out 10 years later as a soulless cash grab.

@qbertking1910

4 ай бұрын

@@Galimeer5the seasonal dungeon was good tho

@adamgarlow5347

3 ай бұрын

@@qbertking1910 yeah the armors weapons and other content in anniversary edition is good, imo, but it was a soulless cash grab. Without the voice acting or even basic integrations like adding the new dragon plate and scale armor keywords so the guards can have their generic reaction, it just feels like being sold other people's half baked mods not a true official addition to the game

@dasik84

3 ай бұрын

@@adamgarlow5347 It was exactly that. Selling mods.

Man I never knew that I should pay close attention to my games a little bit more

I think the guards also react to the Nightingale armor as well. 😉

Like how they call the iron sword a “pig sticker” yet there hadn’t been one yet in the entire elder scrolls series until then.

@0rangutann

2 ай бұрын

And pigs weren’t even in the base game

Forgot when you destroyed the brotherhood and wear that penticulus armor

@G59forlife.

4 ай бұрын

Nuh uh

@kamasoutrek

4 ай бұрын

Your profile pic is dope. What are the rune thingies?

@reeeyou

3 ай бұрын

@@kamasoutrek the central sigil is called vegvisir (icelandic for “wayfarer”). The runes that go around it is in Elder Futhark. Most of the runes you find online and in games are basically just the runic system of the Elder Futhark for artistic purposes, basically the “ABCs” of Elder Futhark. There are real relics and manuscripts with vegvisir of different inscriptions that means different things, as you can reference from Huld’s manuscript or Galbrodok’s manuscript. There are also many images in google search of vegvisirs with a poem from Tolkien’s books “not all who wander are lost”.

@Vargr_00

3 ай бұрын

@@kamasoutrekI think it’s a Nordic protection rune :))

@stowlicters8362

2 ай бұрын

Ancient Germanic people, threw people like you in bogs.

*whistles* that is one.. BIG hammer

0:01 He said it! He said the thing!

Everybody loves schteel.

The Penitus Oculatus is a pretty badass faction now that I think about it.

… I hadn’t heard all of these. Amazing. I guess I never stuck with armor below Dwarven for very long.

@danielthompson392

2 ай бұрын

I never stuck with armor ABOVE Dwarven for very long. Steel and Ancient Nord got an aesthetic I can't give up.

1:19 “Best not cause any trouble on MY watch” lol bro don’t care if you fuck around, just don’t make him deal with it

So the armor they practically drool over is ebony, dragon scale, and dragon plate. The ones they respect are iron, iron plate, wolf, and steel (shteel with the accent X3)

The finest.

Molag Bal's mace and Spell Breaker also have unique dialogue. IDK about the rest of the daedric artefacts

@GbrBy

3 ай бұрын

The staff from the Vaermina quest also has unique dialogue iirc

The fact that i have not heard the armour lines even after thousands hours simply because i have been using custom armours for ages is sad lol

Do you play skyrim on pc i encounter when i go mods ty0e my account then could complete operation do you know to fix that

They also react to merunes razor.

I'm surprised you aren't arrested or attacked on sight when wearing opposing factions armors.

You forgot the Nordic carved armor

That’s me! lol.

Where’s the Daedric Armour set???

Funny how there's no comment on daedric armor

Shteel

DB next?

They have an EXTREMELY higher opinion of steel over iron considering it's just one level over.

0:26 shteel

Do the guards have any dialogue for glass armor or weapons as I never used them so I wouldn’t know

@SuperDragonBlader

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately no.

Wait the arrow in knee 😂 ik where it is from Cuz Someone says i used to believe this until i took an arrow to the knee

YA😮

Schteel lol

Shame they don't have a line for deadric armour and weapons

Poor stormcloaks getting bullied haha

My cousin's fighting a dragon

@PapaGatorGaming

3 ай бұрын

And what do I get? Guard duty 😒

148th sub

One of these guards have to be Swedish

Kinda sucks theres no daedric armor or weapon commentary..

I love how the guards in Imperial held holds, they straight up disowns you like you're a murderer or worse when you wear Stormcloak armor. The Stormcloak guards aren't holding back either. The funny thing is that when you're taking back the Pale hold for the Empire, you get to interact with the Stormcloak commander in Dawnstar, and if you equip the armor from the Stormcloak courier, he'll respond differently than if you say you took the armor your character usually wear. It's quite funny to hear him ramble about it, not knowing that you if you joined the Empire, is giving him forged documents that ruins it all for the Stormcloaks

dude do a ai with a guard ranking all weapons trust youll make huge veiws its a great idea trust homie

make skyrim guards reacts in 13years old game when on youtbe there are many of videos like this, good job man.

Exactaly Daedric weapons and armor put it on any sub channels not happy to see any of them on this channel or other channels i mean really not impress at all mad as heck😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠!

Schteel