I love that his nightmare is RT dancing 😂

@josuebartley7272

4 жыл бұрын

Kate N I want to like but you have 123 likes sooo...

@liamwalton4183

4 жыл бұрын

I rewatched the 10 seconds a few times then came down to see the comments about it. First post at the top. Well done. You have satisfied my desires (RT starts dancing)

@zephyr5802

4 жыл бұрын

Where was this? I can’t find it...

@katen6859

4 жыл бұрын

@@zephyr5802 7:37-7:40

@T-I-M-E.42

4 жыл бұрын

Terror.

Greybeards: By the gods you are Dragonborn? There must be some sort of mistake

@llegobubba

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that Shrek watches Kevin...

@Joel-gu9vv

4 жыл бұрын

shrek 5.

@damienwhitley7219

4 жыл бұрын

I literally read this in shrek's voice! LOL

Jokes on you Kevin, I've got a tiny cutout of Nicholas Cage covering my webcam

@tonichan89

4 жыл бұрын

Great choice

@mmaantj

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I can claim the money they earned with videos of me

@charlieweasley2534

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

I just got an ad that asked if I want soup! SOUP ON THIS CHANNEL THE WETTEST FOOD!!

@spicybeantofu

4 жыл бұрын

Im on team soup.

@platinumrjay

4 жыл бұрын

Kaiden LFC 80thloke

@oliverwalker8891

4 жыл бұрын

What video is this from?

@dinothepenguking8824

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliverwalker8891 it's from a Minecraft episode

@katen6859

4 жыл бұрын

I love soup haha every time he brings up soup that line on Brooklyn 99 from Lynn Boyle pops in my head, "Oh my god, you're a family of soup haters!"

You didn’t have your fish, that’s why it failed

@tia3414

4 жыл бұрын

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens hi

@Charharr

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I wish, I wish, Kevin had a fish.

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

4 жыл бұрын

Gryffindor Girl hi

@f0rk723

4 жыл бұрын

Am I allowed to subscribe to you?

@caspervanmeirvenne4529

4 жыл бұрын

All hail our dear leader Jim Pickens

"I'm recording you!" *Vloggers in a nutshell*

anyone's skyrim: *breaks* Anyone: ah, crap, now I have to reinstall :( Kevin's skyrim: *breaks* Kevin: I see this as an absolute win!

"I support love" "Well that was a lovely day of killing"

Kevin: sees a kid Also kevin: slowly pulls out a sword

@amaliah725

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong, he pulls it out fastly

@thetriborg9588

4 жыл бұрын

IAmPerpetuallyCold You right i’m ashamed of myself

@amaliah725

4 жыл бұрын

Good you should be, I hope you learned your lesson😤

@thetriborg9588

4 жыл бұрын

IAmPerpetuallyCold I’ll never do it again I swear

@amaliah725

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, I forgive you my child, for I am not a vengeful goddess except for sometimes when I’ve been affronted really bad

With how children work in Skyrim, even Kevin can easily look like a good father.

@ArinJager1

4 жыл бұрын

lookin' like a good father, vs bein' a good father - big difference (just sayin')

@xxXXRAPXXxx

4 жыл бұрын

Rholl'zah'torr of the space between worlds would look like a good father to those hellspawns from skyrim.

@ElysetheEevee

4 жыл бұрын

xxXXRAPXXxx Hahah. Bam.

@liamwalton4183

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArinJager1 Ah here we go

@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024

3 жыл бұрын

If people realized having children is completely optional and it's forcing this hellhole of a world on them then no-one would look like a good parent cause you can't be a good parent unless you're like omnipotent then maybe you could but otherwise barley a chance

“How do I even know if there’s enemies near me, I have a bag on my head??” Kevin got too immersed.

"The camera is just there from something I was doing earlier." CALLMEKEVIN SINGING BOHEMIAN RAPSODY MUSIC VIDEO CONFIRMED!

@liamnolan4732

4 жыл бұрын

Bohemian Rhapsody is overrated. Dislike me IDGAF. That's just facts

@adelefurness4021

4 жыл бұрын

@@liamnolan4732 no u

@smnbratschi

4 жыл бұрын

@@liamnolan4732 you better take that back ^.^

@liamnolan4732

4 жыл бұрын

@Naomi(Marshall) Harris that was the least toxic thing I have ever read. Thank u sir. That made me so happy. And I apologise anyone I've offended. I just don't like queen or the Beatles for that matter. And your right it's completely subjective.

@liamnolan4732

4 жыл бұрын

I mean ma'am.

You can only become a good assassin if you buy Skyrim: Very Special Edition for the Samsung Smart Fridge

@sammylammy996

4 жыл бұрын

Duh, i mean its got real life stuff, like ice shouts and spells pour ice cubes from the fridge, clearly superior in every way

@charlieweasley2534

4 жыл бұрын

Wuht

I love how Kevin doesn't use the green screen to put himself into any situation. He just uses it for a lovely background

Kevin is such a huggable guy

I think you should play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue on PS2 Trust me it's a masterpiece...

@LeoMkII

4 жыл бұрын

zoophilia included?

@kazoo-emperor

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Gunn 69th like

@jazzjazzington8244

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Gunn I have a feeling I recognise the game your talking about... not sure if I should feel happy or concerned.

@JuliaWezio

4 жыл бұрын

I cannot emphasize this enough

Rumour has it that if you peer beneath Jog's hood, you see the face of true beauty. And Jog's face.

@elijahdowell7679

4 жыл бұрын

old voldy head.

@itskazooie3461

4 жыл бұрын

He's so handsome that you can't see him

7:38 "What a weird nightmare" **RT dancing in the background** I guess Kevin's comfortable enough to sing, but not to dance :P

RT GAMES: *Trys to beat the game as a good guy* Kevin: *Kills children and doesn't give a crap*

Hey Kevin! I'm back. Loved the song yesterday! It was beautiful. It was really heart touching

0:47 "this isn't your natural habitat!" I think you mean rabbitat..

"That's why 95% of anime characters are blind " 😂 kevin I love your videos

@thethingtlg8947

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Goku

@Mel-lq9bw

4 жыл бұрын

Kevo

@darrencrissistotallyawesom918

4 жыл бұрын

and watch it all the time

0:18 everyone watching his on the toilet: *nervously pulling up their pants*

The F.B.I demands more ukelele covers for the safety and welfare of the nation. Thank you for your understanding.

@Jets_Archive

4 жыл бұрын

Mate he's Irish and your American. Why do you care about the Irish nation.

@dinogrcic4177

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jets_Archive Oh you think the F.B.I is American? We are everywhere not excluding your home.

@Jets_Archive

4 жыл бұрын

@@dinogrcic4177 Alright

@Jets_Archive

4 жыл бұрын

@@dinogrcic4177 Where is me home country boi

@dinogrcic4177

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jets_Archive wherever you want it to be.

3:25 Finally we get to see Kevin's Face without editing for once :D

@darkfall7250

3 жыл бұрын

Completely roasted

11:14 OH MY!

personally I too always play wearing the executioner hood. It's fun to wear, mainly because I always imagine it from the enemies perspective. Like, imagine an arrow hits you dead in the chest, and as you die, a guy wearing a thick-ass sack stopping him from seeing what he's doing comes out and just stumbles around the room as you bleed out. Kills me

Only Kevin could teach his own child to count wrong solely to have a laugh at it.

Oblivion Dark Brotherhood: Whodunnit is arguably the best mission in any game. It was made for you Kevin!

Damn I even adopted his "feck!" to my dictionary, and here in Austria people really don't get it most of the time. Still won't stop me from my mission of bringing the joy and love for Kevin to the world!

When he said he's watching us through the webcam, I blew him a kiss. XD

One time I was playing Skyrim with my brother and we discovered a wrecked ship and when we went into the captain's room the captain was a skeleton smushed under a giant trunk and in the trunk were a bunch of health potions.

Day ? telling Kevin he should play the following, The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction!

@12uniflew

4 жыл бұрын

you forgot The Warriors

@1r0zz

4 жыл бұрын

But punisher and nolf are good games...

@ImpossibleReasons

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin + Mercenaries + cheat codes you say? I'd love to watch him mess with the street sweeper or the artillery pistol.

@floatinghamstick

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you're enjoying yourself turbid.

Drinking water at 8:55 was a mistake. I laughed so hard at the "Oh my God, she's an animal!" line; it completely caught me off guard. This entire episode was one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. Really enjoying Kevin's playthrough of this game.

6:03 When you look back and realize that Kevin's character is a naked man trying to bring a little boy home.

Day 37 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZreadr on this platform and we all love him

@bharath8580

Жыл бұрын

Yes

You might be the worst assassin I've ever heard of... But I have heard of you. (I shall make this joke about every video Kevin does til the day I die.)

“Good evening door”. Never seen someone do that before

10:57 i like how kev just walks past a word of power here

0:23 Screw Pennywise, if I saw Kevin giving me that look in a sewer, I'd take off like a bat out of Hell!

"You should probably cover your webcam" Jokes on you, it's already covered! Hahaa, no sneaky Kevins in my house! .. :(

I'm glad to see Kevin genuinely having fun

Killable kids, that's gonna look strange on your mod list Forget that, I have no clue what dark stuff you have on that list

Hey Kevin I’m a huge fan and wanted to say I love your videos and to keep up that amazing work you do love you man

Hi I’m an assassin. GUARDS IM BEING ATTACKED

Fact: On 10:29 the reason why the crabs would not kill him is because the developers made sure he couldn't die by anyone but the player.

Meanwhile in Morrowind... Insults someone until they attack you first, guards come to aid you... Skyrim in the other hand, someone attacks you, nobody cares, you defend yourself, Law Violated.

I live for the RT green screen cut ins. ... And Kevin's usual meme-ry, of course.

How to break skyrim: A:you don't, it breaks it self

Kevin I love your videos so much dude the branching out you do is amazing. You've done everything from gaming to baking to singing top notch ukelele music and I thinks its great.

The emperor: Claims that the dark brotherhood is unstoppable and merely lies down and accepts his fate. Betild: Slaughters packs of wolves and an entire bandit camp chasing the assassin who repeatedly got caught trespassing in her home

I was literally wiping my ass when Kevin said he was recording me. Kinda weird, but whatever floats your boat Kevin...

Really? That suprises me considering how much of a pro gamer you are in Hit Man and how amazing you are at The Sims 4

Rabbit: dead in the river Kevin: “why are you swimming in this river this is not you natural habitat”

Going through an extremely tough breakup right now, and your daily videos are what I'm turning to everyday so I can go from sad tears to laughing tears. Keep being you Kevin

my webcam is open for you Kevin

Pretty ironic how much Kevin says feck, considering his feckless nature.

"I don't know how something works, I just need it to work" Ah, Kevin, you might want to get into coding.

life is sad when you are asleep while kevin uploads but the second i wake up i run to watch like i wake up 2 min ago and i start my day with a smile on my face

Day 21 of asking Kevin to do a *fridge reveal*

@mikelamm1999

4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess... SmallAnt1?

@ElysetheEevee

4 жыл бұрын

We all know he’s just gonna have soup in there.

@Metzli

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElysetheEevee My bet is that there's no soup allowed in Kevin's vicinity, so no soup in his fridge xD

@3workingondying

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Lamm Who tf is smallant 1?

@mikelamm1999

4 жыл бұрын

@@3workingondying relatively unknown Canadian streamer and KZread who shows his kitchen gadgets under peer pressure (chat)

*Blocks Webcam* That did make me self conscious tho lmao I was having a good day, still am since I'm watching you but still lmao. 😂❤️ love you

Watching this gave me literally one of the best laughs I've had in ages. Thank you!

Im loving your skyrim playthrough, can't wait for more assassin shenanigans.

Day 7 of telling Kevin he should do a video in Heavy Irish accent

"I think I just started a gang war..." -CallMeKevin 2019

Kevin: Your being recorded. Block your webcam Me: _Zips up pants_

I honestly want more! It seems like such a fun game and you seem to have a goof gime with it which makes me happy!

Life hack: fill your house with lizards to prevent mice (I would have expected a cat, but I suppose the Irish do things a little differently 🤷🏻‍♀️)

@johnh7593

3 жыл бұрын

If you get a big enough lizard they double as home security. Just watch your ankles!

I loved to play skyrim until i got a arrow in the knee

10:56 Everyone: Yes man, new shout!! Kevin: NOT INTERESTED, THANK you very much!

Narfi: "Take my bread once? Shame on you. Take it twice? Well... I'm dead but still, shame on you!"

Me: *finds out Kevin's recording me* Me: *gets undressed for Kevin*

Kaevin , you make my and my wife's life better with each of your videos. Please never lose sight of who you are and your awesome personality. Thank you :)

@katen6859

4 жыл бұрын

My husband and I watch him too! Sometimes we skip date night out to stay home, make dinner together and binge watch Kevin haha

@jessicadrawdy8292

4 жыл бұрын

Me and my husband do the same :)

*Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.*

@rafaelalodio5116

4 жыл бұрын

Nikki?

I love Skyrim. What a hoot and a holler! No idea how he has so many mods that actually work, but this lad is quite an amazing entrepreneur.

7:06 HOLD THE FECKING PHONE why guard's helmet have a freacking LIPS?

@caitlynlong7826

4 жыл бұрын

Its a part of a mod he is using, it's a type of race that all guards are, don't worry it isn't a weird glitch.

@alex_72509

4 жыл бұрын

@@caitlynlong7826 oh right, i totally forgot about that, thanks

i won't block my webcam, i WANT you to see me

Definitely more of you playing more Skyrim please and thank you!!

Please keep doing more dark brotherhood! You're hilarious!

Great my game crashed a minute ago and im blaming you kevin

Polite request for a Skyrim let’s play :)

@humblebumbblebee

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss

2:40 killed me lmfao "OH A KID!" *draws sword*

Always do more Skyrim! I watch these on my lunch and I choked on my pita watching this.

Day 39 of asking kevin to play lego star wars the complete saga

@isaacrichardson

4 жыл бұрын

captain_awesome 21 That would be an amazing series

@J.D.Edenberry

4 жыл бұрын

You took toooo Long

7:39 Kevin, you look a lil different here? Maybe it’s the fit. 🤔

Im so happy you're doing skyrim videos again

I can’t believe that Skyrim will be 10 years old next year..

Kevin is slowly learning how to become a great assassin so he can eliminate all the people requesting games. I am a fighting master and my brothers and I will rise up against this regime. Day 203 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.

Day 1,009,674 of asking Kevin to play ratatouille on the ps2

@mystic1a783

4 жыл бұрын

Cant be that long bro

@htmljesusarchive6341

4 жыл бұрын

ancient egyptian using alien technology to prolong their lives for a CallMeKevin video

@kabhes9040

4 жыл бұрын

thats 2766 years.

@MegaGothrocker

4 жыл бұрын

I support this notion

This is so good, MOAR Dark Brotherhood!

once again im playing skyrim as we speak. or rather as you speak and i watch you. you know what i mean. loved the video and yes more skyrim! maybe even.. some oblivion?

Day ???? Of asking Kevin to play sly2 on the ps2

Day 23 of hoping Kevin will play Phoenix Wright some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

This'll get lost in the sea of comments but I only sort of came across your videos a few months ago. Slowly working my way through a bunch of them and I'm honestly so glad you were suggested to me. I use yt to distract from my anxiety a lot and you make me laugh so much. Just wanted to let you know I appreciate your utter nonsense 😂💜

My favorite part was when he walked right past the word wall like he didn't care about having a new special dragon power at all

Day 191 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, take care. It would be day 240 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad. Subject #74 you’re still legendary, b. My hope is long gone, as well as your patience for this type of comments, but I want to make it at least to 200.

@captain_awesome2134

4 жыл бұрын

Don't give up hope

@grognakthe24th42

4 жыл бұрын

Brave soldier

@Casey-ih7yf

4 жыл бұрын

Hail Kevin

@captain_awesome2134

4 жыл бұрын

@@Casey-ih7yf Hail Kevin

yes i love youtube 0 views ands 50 likes thats awsome

6:12 forbidden sword juice

The thing I love about the interactions I have is that I can insult most of my Targets to fight me so when they hit me first I can kill them without the Guards coming after me.