Skyrim, but I'm a terrible assassin (User Quests Day 1)

Ойындар

Doing more user submitted nonsense quests and this one involves taking out NPCs for arbitrary reasons. Naturally, it's taking longer than expected.
Links:
Follow the stream here - / joov
Main Channel: / joovyt
Twitter - / joovyt
#Joov #skyrim
Intro/Chatting - 0:00
Todays Quest - 14:00
Game Start - 29:53
First Target - 38:00
Second Target - 1:33:00
Third Target - 1:56:00
Fourth Target - 2:36:00

Пікірлер: 153

  • @Joov
    @Joov6 ай бұрын

    Naturally, this one is taking a bit longer than expected lol. Excited to dive into the other "quests" once we finish this one though!

  • @fronski8502

    @fronski8502

    6 ай бұрын

    I have a cool Skyrim quest The titel: couple reforming Go to every (of a lot) of the Skyrim couples. Investigate their relationship and find out who is the worst partner. Kill that partner, that way, only the best partners will be all over Skyrim, and better couples will exist😊😌 It would make me really happy if u used this quest, please consider it

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry

    @JoshuaKevinPerry

    6 ай бұрын

    I kinda wish you soul trapped Angi, then she'd be with you always

  • @DannyQ1988

    @DannyQ1988

    6 ай бұрын

    Nazeem prefers men, his dialogue when naked as a male is different to when naked as a female, if male, he will say your making him unseasonably warm whereas as a female he never says that line, my own theory is that his marriage to Ahlam is for appearances only or maybe even political in nature and he does in fact shove himself up the Jarls backside lol, there is also the fact that Ahlam may in fact be cheating on Nazeem with Priest from the temple, all three npcs have a key to the cut house that Nazeem and his wife were meant to get

  • @DRP3ck3r

    @DRP3ck3r

    6 ай бұрын

    can you link the modlist here? and more morrowind please

  • @joshalmighty1901

    @joshalmighty1901

    6 ай бұрын

    IF YOU FAIL 1ST TRY, ALLOW YOURSELF FOLLOWERS ON THE SKYRIM CHALLENGE THIS TIME! SON OF TURKEY STICK!!!

  • @Megan_boldt
    @Megan_boldtАй бұрын

    I find it impressive how every time I fall asleep with KZread on I have never once in the last 6 months woken up to anything but joov. Does not matter what I turn on before from gardening to sleep music to house flipping etc. joov is always the first recommendation KZread has for auto play.

  • @rogueraven1701
    @rogueraven17016 ай бұрын

    When I suggested this, I swear I didn't think it would be so complicated. Maybe 10 targets were too much. Also, Assassin's Speed is a badass name!!

  • @Joov

    @Joov

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah we'll likely leave it after the 5th target. Angi was heartbreaking so I have a way to write myself into Assassin retirement lolol. Thanks for the suggestion!

  • @KieferBeefer
    @KieferBeefer6 ай бұрын

    NGL I would love to literally just watch you play Skyrim in an actual just play through. Watching you play is incredibly entertaining the way that you do all of your planning and stuff in school so I would enjoy watching a full blown series of you just playing like Skyrim 2 play through

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK6 ай бұрын

    the lore behind Nazeem's bedroom life is actually pretty interesting, I recommend the video about Nazeem by CamelWorks

  • @TheChristianChimp

    @TheChristianChimp

    5 ай бұрын

    What's it called?

  • @pandakatiefominz

    @pandakatiefominz

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@TheChristianChimpLiterally look up Nazeem and Camelworks

  • @t-d0ggofficial540

    @t-d0ggofficial540

    5 ай бұрын

    Camel works is such a good Skyrim content creator. Remember the exact video your referencing. One of his BEST videos honestly.

  • @t-d0ggofficial540

    @t-d0ggofficial540

    5 ай бұрын

    @@TheChristianChimpbro just look up camelworks Nazeem and trust me you will find it. Very popular video

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard28416 ай бұрын

    In retrospect should have sacrificed Faendal to Boethiah

  • @mlevis05
    @mlevis056 ай бұрын

    I can’t wait to hear about you waking yourself up with that “good morning! This is your alarm clock!” When KZread inevitably auto plays you your own videos 😂😂

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy6 ай бұрын

    Started my first door randomizer the other day after watching Joov suffer. Used alternate start mod to start in an inn, two doors - both led to Blackreach 😂 pain

  • @luciferislucid

    @luciferislucid

    6 ай бұрын

    That's just evil 💀

  • @LyricAndCompany
    @LyricAndCompany6 ай бұрын

    Joov, you joke, but I haven't slept all night and I put this VOD on to KEEP me awake. Your wake up yells are falling on very tired ears but I'm here goddamnit!

  • @issacyoung7876
    @issacyoung78766 ай бұрын

    it's so funny to share a name with Issac the editor, just cause as joov talks to him in the video i keep getting caught off guard as this plays in the background

  • @Dorian3824
    @Dorian38246 ай бұрын

    the dark brotherhood does not start at lvl 5 with the attacks but it actually starts as soon as the game starts. Thats why there are so many theories linking the attacks from the brotherhood with the dragonborns background of wanting to cross the border

  • @CrochetxStab
    @CrochetxStab6 ай бұрын

    Just wanted to say thanks for the amazing Skyrim content. It’s easily one of my favorite games of all time. Watching you do silly and ridiculous challenges, (playing as a hat was my favorite so far,) has been much needed escapism for me lately.

  • @DietJoov

    @DietJoov

    6 ай бұрын

    I always forget about that one. One of my favorites too!

  • @jeremiahpohl3596
    @jeremiahpohl35966 ай бұрын

    I know that alot of people were talking about it in chat, but its true the dark brotherhood can show up anytime after youbleave Helgen, the earliest ive seen it, is on the walk to Whiterun from Riverwood. Camelworks has a great video on the whole concept and why it actually narratively makes sense.

  • @allydrawsthings
    @allydrawsthings6 ай бұрын

    can confirm your streams are cozy to get baked to

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler78456 ай бұрын

    7:00 JUST FOR THE RECORD....Joov. You don't have to feel bad about doing MORE skyrim randomizer....thats the beauty of it EVERY time is different so its the "SAME" but like not the same.....Point is we are not going to burn out easily...wonder if a FO4 door randomiser could be next?

  • @zzFlare
    @zzFlare6 ай бұрын

    Currently watching while playing Subnautica, I fucking love this game. I'd love to see a video of it with Joov! Maybe just a non recording stream? Rest in peace Angi she will be missed 🙏🕊

  • @DietJoov

    @DietJoov

    6 ай бұрын

    I gotta hand it to whoever suggested her. That felt terrible

  • @KILLERBanshee
    @KILLERBanshee6 ай бұрын

    The collection idea is great because it lets people who are interested enough or feeling helpful take a look at it and maybe come up with a compatability patch for it if you plan to use those mods for a while.

  • @GuntWastelander
    @GuntWastelander6 ай бұрын

    Ketchup is mid on its own, but it’s used to make so many amazing sauces like barbecue sauce, thousand island, most burger/fry sauces, etc.

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard28416 ай бұрын

    My man forgot how Camilla looks in vanilla

  • @blueskirt5842
    @blueskirt58425 ай бұрын

    The non-stop panting happens when you are under the effect of Vegetable Soup and deplete all of your stamina. I do not know why it happens but that's how it happens. You can sometimes fix it by letting the stamina bar refill entirely. Other times you need to save and quit to fix it. Also, refrain from dual casting healing spells without the appropriate perk, because dual casting increases the magicka cost by 40%, but it only heals you 10% faster. It's just not very effective.

  • @ColorlessQueen
    @ColorlessQueen6 ай бұрын

    You bag the drunken huntsman but it's where you can find one of the only dark elf companions

  • @superscatboy

    @superscatboy

    6 ай бұрын

    Great for archers too, often has good quality arrows in stock.

  • @DietJoov

    @DietJoov

    6 ай бұрын

    Wait wtf there's a companion at the Drunken Huntsman? No longer making fun of it

  • @Battlbox-gr8ph

    @Battlbox-gr8ph

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@DietJoov yep Jenassa one of the few dark elf companions (my favorite companion in the whole game) and she's able to be married unlike Serana 🙄 (Serana has TRAUMA tbf so understandable)

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry6 ай бұрын

    3:19:21 Angi's Revenge and the 5th target

  • @tealtom
    @tealtom6 ай бұрын

    HUGE vod fan. i love all your videos and they give me so much inspiration for new playthroughs. thank you for doing everything you do! can not wait to catch you live

  • @AmHotGarbage
    @AmHotGarbage6 ай бұрын

    Angie gives free archery levels. Show some respect

  • @tommyp697
    @tommyp6976 ай бұрын

    Unrelated: I believe Turkey Stick deserves a place at the desk

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep65545 ай бұрын

    Usually you can sell firewood to hulda and then take all her stuff for free, for some reason chopped wood makes it ok to loot everything. That's usually how I make some extra money in the beginning of playthroughs, just tale it and sell it right back to her

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo6 ай бұрын

    2:38:21 ultimate Bethesda moment

  • @alkaliwreck2474

    @alkaliwreck2474

    5 ай бұрын

    Not enough love on this comment. It just works!

  • @shockwavve
    @shockwavve18 күн бұрын

    Just turning and disabling the child in riverwood without missing a gd beat had me in stitches for way too long 😭😭

  • @simonlinnarsson581
    @simonlinnarsson5816 ай бұрын

    I prefer the vod channel, can watch long streams while I play skyrim myself =)

  • @sc0tsman1980
    @sc0tsman19806 ай бұрын

    “Skim milk is water that’s lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson

  • @YdaxraTala
    @YdaxraTala6 ай бұрын

    Saw the Skyrim 2 collection earlier today, pretty sure I was the 2nd one to download it. Will give it a thumbs up or whatnot. Keep up the awesome stuff! 😁💯 (Gotta wait 12 hrs to like the collection - gave you a kudos on nexus though if it was you)

  • @mitchellmiller5064
    @mitchellmiller5064Ай бұрын

    Isaac did a really good job with the sneak dance montage.

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_kellerАй бұрын

    "This is so cozy!" Exactly! Why would anyone want Angi dead? She's nice character, teaches you archery even gives you a free bow 😢

  • @casc-ws3gb
    @casc-ws3gb6 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the new background noise for my cleaning, it was fun watching this live. Brilliant new joov content 😁

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_kellerАй бұрын

    Mod is pretty conflict happy, but I love using Scoped Bows especially with settings to only make unique ones scoped. It makes bows like Angi's much more unique

  • @themudpit621
    @themudpit621Ай бұрын

    I love your videos so much it's kind of ridiculous! It's your personality, your ideas, and the lighthearted good time of it all. Thanks so much for providing something truly enjoyable and uplifting and wholesome, it lifts my jaded mopey spirits very much.

  • @TheophilosPorter
    @TheophilosPorter6 ай бұрын

    Agni used "precision" when she meant "accuracy." That's why she has to die.

  • @zackkinard905
    @zackkinard9056 ай бұрын

    When can we expect the next part of this quest? I'm loving this so much

  • @shawdow1029
    @shawdow10296 ай бұрын

    10/10 chillest streamer i ever do watch while high

  • @Shieldz64
    @Shieldz646 ай бұрын

    you getting faendal like that is proof that this is the greatest game of all time. anything could happen.

  • @nunyabidness39982
    @nunyabidness399826 ай бұрын

    It IS Friday :o Joov is so SMART and HANDSOME and SMART

  • @DietJoov

    @DietJoov

    6 ай бұрын

    You forgot smart

  • @samikel1159
    @samikel11596 ай бұрын

    40:35 wtf in my game nazeem always goes to his farm to sleep :D

  • @GlitchedMuse
    @GlitchedMuse23 күн бұрын

    I go to the Drunken Huntsman mainly because it's the only place you can reliably fund good bows. Everywhere else just sells shitty hunting bows 99% of the time. Especially early-game.

  • @hitomisalazar4073
    @hitomisalazar40735 ай бұрын

    It's funny that Imperials are seen as "The bland option" and "Just a dude". Only because they were the last race to be added to the game. With everything else player race wise being added before them more or less (possible exception for Orcs depending on how you count).

  • @Pancreaticdefect
    @Pancreaticdefect6 ай бұрын

    You should try only allowing yourself to use/sell equipment you loot/steal from named NPCs. Frenzy would be off-limits.

  • @Jackieyeet1
    @Jackieyeet1Ай бұрын

    Killing Angi started a lot of villain origin stories in the chat

  • @sunsage3754
    @sunsage37546 ай бұрын

    Camilla got blasted by Homer's makeup shotgun...

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_kellerАй бұрын

    It does make sense that standing on half bent legs for a while is tiring af, but the stance itself is 100% a gameplay thing,so loosing stamina while sneaking is terrible either way

  • @atrixwastaken
    @atrixwastaken6 ай бұрын

    I gotta be honest I’ve listened to half you vids to go to bed😂

  • @loganmcgoats
    @loganmcgoats5 ай бұрын

    You should definitly get rechecked for an apple allergy. I was allergic for 13 years. My liver would translate any form of apple (fresh, cooked, fermented, concentrated, whatever) as a heavy dose of alcohol and I would get alcohol poisoning and destroy my liver with just one apple. Suddenly, I developed severe asthma (hospitalized numerous times this year) so I had to get my allergy test redone (13 years after the apple issue), and no more apple allergy :)

  • @xswagsqwatchx9590
    @xswagsqwatchx95906 ай бұрын

    Dude, the jarl in falkreath is SUCH a snob. He has a whole line of dialogue about how he has tons of cash and a plethora of women.

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry

    @JoshuaKevinPerry

    6 ай бұрын

    If he's telling the truth..

  • @crmh4801
    @crmh48016 ай бұрын

    I was pretty mad when your “alarm” woke me up but… new joov vod woo!

  • @aliensmoothie6156
    @aliensmoothie61566 ай бұрын

    i'm too early in the video to know if you've gotten to faendal yet ( i dont remember where he is in the list either lol ), but even for future use, you could kill a follower by doing the quest with the followers of boethiah. they have you strap a follower to a rock and kill them. it's like the first thing they have you do i think, so it would be pretty easy.

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry

    @JoshuaKevinPerry

    6 ай бұрын

    That's a good idea. Keep going, need creative kills

  • @adamjones3672
    @adamjones36726 ай бұрын

    The most forgotten store is the alchemy shop in Falkreath. But in terms of relative foot traffic, sure the Drunken Huntsman probably wins

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur62365 ай бұрын

    I find it funny that no one recommended the normal DB contracts since you can still kill them even if you don’t join the Brotherhood. Narfi for example is fair game.

  • @GoodyTTwo
    @GoodyTTwo6 ай бұрын

    8:40 Joov posing like Gary Charlie

  • @hitomisalazar4073
    @hitomisalazar40736 ай бұрын

    Yeah, the Dark Brotherhood Assassin is just random. I don't think you actually need to do anything to trigger it. My very first Skyrim playthrough, for instance... I got jumped by the Dark Brotherhood Assassin on my way from Riverwood to Whiterun, having done nothing of consequence beyond "talk to Alvor and sleep at his place that night". I thought (at the time) that it was a tongue in cheek reference to the Dark Brotherhood Assassins in Morrowind if you had Tribunal installed that would just jump you anywhere and everywhere right from day 1 while you slept until you reported it to that guy in Ebonheart.

  • @toltusone
    @toltusone6 ай бұрын

    Hehehe...Assassin's Peed.

  • @hsdfsfdsadfsdf895
    @hsdfsfdsadfsdf8956 ай бұрын

    Just for fun, I decided to make my own list, trying to focus (mostly) on less frequented places Aerin - Riften - simp Bolund - Falkreath - racist, mean Ranmir - Winterhold - useless drunk, doesn't pay his tab Gunding - Whistling Mine, near Winterhold - delusional, needs to be put out of his misery Stig Salt Plank - Dawnstar - antagonistic, obnoxious pirate Stenvar - Candlehearth Hall, Windhelm - most forgettable follower Gorm - Morthal - stupid name Horgeir - Dragon's Bridge - hates his life, hated by his wife, drunk Ondolemar - Understone Keep, Markarth - pompous thalmor Hilde - Riverwood - need to teach Sven a lesson

  • @DragonaireJoy
    @DragonaireJoy8 күн бұрын

    Good job!!! I have PS4 platinum for Skyrim and it was a pain :))) hats off n the nazeem ending was fantastic!!!!

  • @dukefanshawe6815
    @dukefanshawe68155 күн бұрын

    Sublimes bassist is my neighbor. I live in vegas, and Flava flay is my neighbor. I see him at the grocery store.

  • @jillianobrien2449
    @jillianobrien244921 күн бұрын

    2:27 Bro currently trying to fall asleep

  • @alkaliwreck2474
    @alkaliwreck24745 ай бұрын

    I'm allergic to apples, themselves. There's a protein in apples that decomposes when you cook them, but it makes all the soft tissue in my mouth feel fuzzy and itch. Applesauce and pie, all day, but raw apples are a nope, unfortunately.

  • @nickboon1235
    @nickboon12356 ай бұрын

    I’d never complain about Skyrim with Joov, but I was wondering if you had any plans for starfield yet? I’m so addicted to it lol

  • @DietCrystalPepsi
    @DietCrystalPepsi6 ай бұрын

    Any plans for doing a run like spiffs recent one with the gates of sovengard collection?? or better yet with constellation collection? I think it would fit Joov content very well.. and make for some nice long play throughs with a truely updated experience.. Im sure others have mentioned it by now...

  • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
    @amelioravictoriadionyssia332329 күн бұрын

    Rent bed Sleep for 23 hours, level up Sleep for 24 hours Get 47 hours, basically 2 days of bed for 1 night of bed

  • @snorlaxisathiccboy4077
    @snorlaxisathiccboy40776 ай бұрын

    Joov! It’s been a while since I’ve checked out your videos and I blame you for this. I watched the BG3 play through you did and got the game. I’ve been lost to the world since then.

  • @kasperilindroos2370
    @kasperilindroos23704 ай бұрын

    Hey Joov I visit Drunken Huntsman every time I play skyrim lol. It's a decent trader to buy an enchanted weapon at the start if they don't have what I want across the street.

  • @jonathancurry121
    @jonathancurry1216 ай бұрын

    A really cool way to get a kill is to join the dark brotherhood and than when you become the chef and have to poison the food don’t poison the food and than use the root that you get and put it in a poison to One shot any target I would love to see this used in a funny way I love your content man I try to watch it all I can

  • @jonathancurry121

    @jonathancurry121

    6 ай бұрын

    You can make this poison very powerful at a very low level I’ve personally used it to kill mirak

  • @Hydralisk777
    @Hydralisk7774 ай бұрын

    Lol bro raskolnikov anise! Loved it! Not sure if someone get the reference though

  • @TwoMenInACloset
    @TwoMenInACloset6 ай бұрын

    BTW your streams are great to get stoned too I get off work kick back roll one up and just relax

  • @mr.frogman1827

    @mr.frogman1827

    6 ай бұрын

    I play alongside & take a blinker every time a certain condition is met. I get zooted

  • @axelwillian7668
    @axelwillian76686 ай бұрын

    should've killed faendal by sacrificing him as a companion

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK6 ай бұрын

    great job on Angie!

  • @anthonyvangelos5972
    @anthonyvangelos59724 күн бұрын

    I can’t believe no one mentioned maul in riften for a target he’s the fakest tuff guy in Tamriel

  • @blindcommander
    @blindcommander16 күн бұрын

    Nope. Love ketchup and can put it on ANYTHING. The feeling about ketchup isnt objective. It is indeed an opinion. Lol

  • @armouredjester1622
    @armouredjester16226 ай бұрын

    Nazeem was my favorite, for sure

  • @markgibson4299
    @markgibson42996 ай бұрын

    This man needs static mesh improvement

  • @Number5_SCP
    @Number5_SCP6 ай бұрын

    Angi gone but not forgotten

  • @doppelgengar9483
    @doppelgengar94834 ай бұрын

    hey ik this was a while ago. but to get rid of the skyui popup when you open map etc turn off "version checking" in the sky ui mcm

  • @ItzJustSoapy
    @ItzJustSoapy6 ай бұрын

    It be a great help , if there was a url to to mod collection, my dude. Big ups to the vod.

  • @FinnAdventures26
    @FinnAdventures265 ай бұрын

    Just started watching you this past week and I wish you live streamed on KZread big dawg

  • @ComicKodi
    @ComicKodi6 ай бұрын

    Let’s be honest, if you count editing, you’ve definitely got WAY MORE than 2000 hours on Skyrim lmao.

  • @catrionaroman1298
    @catrionaroman1298Ай бұрын

    How do you get the footstep sounds😭

  • @sophgoninan625
    @sophgoninan6256 ай бұрын

    how dose he know that i have woken up and been watching this chanel i feel like im being watched

  • @jamicassidy7955
    @jamicassidy79553 ай бұрын

    I suppose Milk-Drinker is an insult because it is for babies. An adult drinking something designed for babies makes the adult seem like a baby.

  • @bearcat1868
    @bearcat18686 ай бұрын

    Ah, man. Joov coming for some of my favorite foods. Harsh.

  • @asuracrescent1191
    @asuracrescent11916 ай бұрын

    hey joov, just to say that i was kinda bored with skyrim, but now I'm gonna try the Ironman challenge, already did some pure races before but never thought of that style of run

  • @suicid_e92
    @suicid_e924 ай бұрын

    I was just in the drunken huntsman today I play a hunter and I get my arrows and supply’s from him lol

  • @jack-tf6il
    @jack-tf6il6 ай бұрын

    What is the magic animation mod it is super smooth

  • @sonnyhutchins3141
    @sonnyhutchins31416 ай бұрын

    R.i.p angi

  • @Batnano
    @BatnanoАй бұрын

    is he using some sound mod for the magic? i'm sure it sounds different and really cool

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler78452 ай бұрын

    1:57:53 hehe.....heheheheh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! ........Nice.

  • @ItsLilDavey
    @ItsLilDavey6 ай бұрын

    sparking up now cheers!!

  • @wyattduncan6739
    @wyattduncan67396 ай бұрын

    Hello joov and you should use familiar faces on Skyrim

  • @emeraldgreenz
    @emeraldgreenz5 ай бұрын

    You know what, ketchup does suck I like it, but it’s not really good

  • @keybladerasta4142
    @keybladerasta41426 ай бұрын

    luv u joov

  • @charlieawerbuch5352
    @charlieawerbuch53526 ай бұрын

    "Radiant Raiment - I think that's a store in Oblivion." Nope, it's the clothing store in Solitude.

  • @LaughingDead
    @LaughingDeadАй бұрын

    4 months plus after this upload.... F**k you! The Drunken Huntsman is the best Inn in Whiterun.

  • @ceciliacraven1394
    @ceciliacraven13945 ай бұрын

    I know Joov is From Illinois cuz he hates ketchup Lmfao. I bet you almost don’t like when ppl say illinois with the ‘S’ cuz I do lmao

  • @mathewweeks9069
    @mathewweeks90692 ай бұрын

    Your awesome dude and awesome video be safe out there good luck to you big fan of skyrim and eso I'm 5'9 I live in California USA

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