I like how sam still sounds like a boy going through puberty but is starting to look like a 40 year old cab driver in a woody allen movie

@dylansalvador6782

2 жыл бұрын

Instablaster

@poppycock31185

2 жыл бұрын

Ha, yeah. He looks more like a 40 year old scab from the woods in an alien movie.

I actually really think Jim is inspirational.. Hes a genuinely funny and intelligent dude, that little bit at the end just shows a quick memorization.. Plus hes got that whole "If he can do it, anyone can" type'a thing goin on.

@lamolambda8349

4 жыл бұрын

No

"We're talking about doing a podcast called 2 bears 1 cave" y'all hit the nail on the head

God damn what a good episode. Bert and Sam are always good, but god damn is Jim Norton QUICK. So good at podcasting/broadcasting.

My favorite thing ever is Tom impersonating Bert. He really nails it.

Here in quarantine world I’m in a deep dive for comedy. I feel like this Bert is so true to 2020 Burt. I love that I’m subbed to 2 bears one cave and he talks about it here. Burts that dude I feel like I grew up with and will always root for.

idunno what i'd be doing without these awesome podcasts right now. thanks guys

When Ari Bert and Tom combine their rings, they summon CAPTAIN ROGAN.

@TyLockton

5 жыл бұрын

No uncle Joey? How dare you!

@WildBillJP

5 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck that’s funny

@WildBillJP

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny Johnny you must get tons of girls

@WildBillJP

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny Johnny did you just call me a stud?? Sorry bud, I think you have the wrong app. This is KZread, NOT Grinder. Good luck though👍🏻

@WildBillJP

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny Johnny muscle doesn’t sag, Faye boy.

The best episode!

So Bert's wife broke up with him because he wouldn't just casually condemn someone as a rapist for her? That sounds fair, healthy and balanced....

"NOT WELCOME" Please tell me you made an "American History X" reference 😂

lol "its like putting a wet shirt back on" im dead

Bert looks like he has no immune system in this vid.

Sway keeps walking by n Jim keeps looking lol

Mickey Mantle gene, eh ? 🤣LOL

Bert " i start every sentence with an 'I'" Kreischer.

Bert is fucking AWESOME! Ha ha ha

Jimmy is way less weird on this show and is proof he liked to annoy Opie

*Bert is spilling all the tea*

Who knew this whole time Bert was actually Rich Vos

lol bert looks like jeff ross without the beard

jre gave me bert! loved u b4 the machine story homie!

Jimmy is quick with the jokes on the spot!

I love the show. I have a weird compliment lol. Jimmy is so awesome at being polite and not coughing or clearing his sinuses into the mic. It is a huge pet peeve of mine when people breath into the mic too heavily etc.

@tylorroach1672

7 жыл бұрын

Blake Maquar like how Joe Rogan coughs all the time!

fuck that Bert's laugh is so hilarious

He looks like Richard Christy without the beard

Damn, dude kicked out one of if not my favorite guitarists ever.

I think Bert looks like a young Bruce Willis with that hat and without a beard.

excellent episode. bert brought the heat

@nahsik

7 жыл бұрын

Well then why the fuck are you here.. ?

@madsalt4542

7 жыл бұрын

anony mous maybe you just couldn't get into it. What do you find exciting? I'm genuinely curious.

@madsalt4542

7 жыл бұрын

jamie jay good point

@madsalt4542

7 жыл бұрын

anony mous I feel that way with Brian callen a lot

@madsalt4542

7 жыл бұрын

The impression I got is that bert seemed more energetic and excited to share his experiences. He respected jim and Sam by giving them the nitty gritty of how he felt y'know? He just felt more witty and quick

“I’m not lying-uh”

When did they change the measurement of a marathon to 22 miles?

Tom had a helium enema, #TomIsFat

2 bears 1 cave is perfect 👌 podcast

I wish ROgan would watch this and realize it's okay to share the pics and videos your spending your podcast talking about

So at 25:38..........what does Jim pull out of his pocket? The video stays off of him for over 15 seconds and when it goes back to him and Burt, he is putting it back in his pocket and sniffing. Was his nose running? Maybe, but I never twisted the end of my tissue before :-)

this one is a gem

17:47 i hope someone got that piece of paper

He looks good with and without the beard.

Bert looks like doug stanhope from an episode of Louie.

@sqaure4175

6 жыл бұрын

dante040 hopefully this one ends the same way

1:11:33 - "My name is John Daker"

bert seems a decent chap.

6:45 I see you Jim.

i once had a girl say to me she was at a point in her life where she'd say yes to anything. i was like "oh thats cool" and left. i didnt even realize what she meant until later

Mark Tremonti is one of the nicest guys ever.

burt loves burning bridges

@elmodogi

5 жыл бұрын

Chryslers

Bert is a funny guy.

@aggressivebuttonmasher5486

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Johnson this comment is so pure

39:20 and now that's a thing. Several years later.

Norton doesn't even really listen, he just waits til he can talk again. Watch his body language. Very telling

@monkeybudge

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you talking about? All his jokes are directly relating to the stories being told so he by definition has to be listening. He’s very fidgety, but he’s spoken about that so trying to judge his body language makes no sense.

Bert is the luckiest man alive

37:20 Jimmy is smoking a cigarette

Least Bert is open with his stories.... hes a better conversationist

powerful sway in the background

10:20 Sway makes a cameo

@jordnkris

7 жыл бұрын

xenophontiacicidationarionism I wish Tracy's fat ass would make a cameo god damn

@coltongibbons7301

6 жыл бұрын

IN THE MORNIN

is that guy Bobs burgers?

who is this Tom guy? :D

2 years later we get the show 2 Bears and 1 Cave.

“I was good looking “. On what planet lol?

"shim", is Yivo here?

jim is that as low as your chair goes

@TheGoonSquadd

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Reyes hahahah shit man that gave me a good laugh once I noticed

Bert lived through a good time. Now it impossible to hook up in the millien/z time era. It is for me anyway.

@kaidengathings3096

4 жыл бұрын

Uh everybody is hooking up. Except for us, apparently.

He was taking shits on pizza boxes in college but had high standards in women hahahaa

Where's the skinny guy?

OLD wounding eyes JIMMY

Wait, is jim in an adult high chair?

Bert already talking about 2b1c here

A nice tight 11 days after the appearance... hustle it up, Sick Baby!

sway just walks through the back ground xD

@KM-ch2wc

7 жыл бұрын

fliterina when

LeAnn's ex-bf definetely dodged a bullet.

@kaidengathings3096

4 жыл бұрын

Says the lonely boy on the internet.

Bert looks like Doug now

49:20

Burt looks so goddamn weird here. I saw the beard getting shaved off too but he should never have bet his facial hair ever again.

Jim Norton is the most talented radio host easily, also he's the best comedian. Any dispute this?

@DaPoopIsInDaPudding

6 жыл бұрын

leave this empty yes

Did Bert give that first sex story to Ari?

@mitchconner7946

7 жыл бұрын

rgaud8 #ARISCHEAP

Dudes Beard has grown 2 shades darker since he started this interview

fuck bert's funny

Why do jim and sam put their chairs up so high?

@DekkarJr

7 жыл бұрын

It's better for your back.

@ke8814

6 жыл бұрын

Doubt it, should be the exact opposite

@sambbk7203

6 жыл бұрын

massive peckahs through a hole in the seat they bounce on during the break. The seats are actually hydraulic.

@markphelps8003

6 жыл бұрын

Jim reminds me of Lilly Tomlin way back in the day playing the little girl in the huge rocking chair!!!

@Blood0cean

5 жыл бұрын

@@DekkarJr Idk about back. But I think better for blood circulation.

This is a good episode, but jfc Jim n sam barely got a word in.

Sam runs a marathon every day from that seat

@kenspence2802

5 жыл бұрын

Sam is garbage

#Burtisskinny

lol this is sooo the sam roberts and jim show, jim is good but absolutely not as good as sam when it comes to maintaining radio eticate and doing the right technical things (e.g jim forgetting to introduce bert at the start) lmao!!!

@kenspence2802

5 жыл бұрын

Sam sucks.

@fernandohood5657

5 жыл бұрын

dude, you look like a young mister T

#arischeap

Jordan Peterson is a modern day genius.

@lubecarnal8904

6 жыл бұрын

Ahmed Abdalla genius as in modern day shill.

i would LOVE to get Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Dan Harmon, Jim Jefferies and Trey Parker to all live in the same house and just film it 24/7

Quit playing dumb Jim about not knowing what tiffany looks like, should start calling the jealous Jim and sam show.

Pavlovian must have been Bert's word of the day. It's better than every other day, which is the N word.

Beanies and triple chins do not go together.

#Bertisfat

I wish Bert were half as cool as he thinks he is.

@kaidengathings3096

4 жыл бұрын

Look at your username.

holy fuck, now I see why he has a beard now.. that's a trump jaw line.. pudding is stronger

@dreaded360

5 жыл бұрын

ok , guess this guy has always sounded like hes got a mouth full of spit ready to fly out at you .. who the fuck would fuck him.. these tv broads are damaged

Coolio is COOL as FUCK.... Hes a Snow Boarder. when me and my friends worked at Snow Valley ,Coolio would ride with with my friend and co workers all the time....

sam.. ugh

Huh, I didn't think I liked Bert.

That podcast idea is terrible, it’s never gonna happen

going gay for Bert!

12:00 - purely coincedental, as Berts 'silly,' but not 'stupid.' ... the HONESTY was flowing heavy and i appreciate his stream of consciousness off top of his dome... but talking "I wanted p**** + classy, she prolly ONLY wanted the 'D,' .... ETC...." ... I gaurantee his 1st re-watch of this he let a TEXTBOOK, 6-9 OUT OF 10 JOKE... slip through his fingers, as the easy follow up to the " Fannie Mae" .... " I'm trying to f*** you.... not Fannie Mae" -banter...

The level of delusion is high. Do people find Bert funny or entertaining? He irritates the hell out of me but seems to be everywhere so there must be a reasonable amount of Bert fans out there.🤔

Would it be possible to make a movie about the Russia trip? Bert is the funniest human alive after Bill Burr. And I'm getting tired of him.

I’m sorry, Bert just seems like a compulsive liar, making up terribly unfunny stories while pumping up and deflating his ego at the same time. A yes man that laughs at everything to make things seems funnier. He stinks.

Those weirdos need to stick off cam.

@KM-ch2wc

7 жыл бұрын

linda gastelum you fucking suck

@toleegastelum2839

7 жыл бұрын

this is my boyfriend using my account!!!!! that douche bag

Bert sounds like a pathological liar,

@kaidengathings3096

4 жыл бұрын

Cool. You do realize you can just, you know, ignore everything he does?