Siskel & Ebert - Worst of 1995
0:00 Intro
1:35 The Scarlet Letter
2:24 MMPR The Movie
4:16 Showgirls
5:18 WATERWORLD
6:35 Judge Dredd
8:28 Tank Girl
9:38 Money Train
11:29 Vampire in Brooklyn
13:17 The Jerky Boys
14:53 Jury Duty
16:38 Mr. Payback
18:23 JADE
20:28 The End
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When I was a kid in the 90s I loved watching these 2 late at night when I couldn’t sleep. I think they’re one of the main reasons I love movies so much. I wish they were still around to rate the absolute garbage coming out in 2024.
Such a pleasure to watch two people 20 years in to their careers at the top of their game
Sadly, both of them were not around in 2015, because I would've loved to see their reviews of Fifty Shades of Grey.
@NeonKC
9 ай бұрын
Long long gone…
@littlekingtrashmouth9219
8 ай бұрын
“We’ve seen what movies became. We’re fine being dead.” -the ghosts of Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert (probably)
Impressive how Stallone says 'I DIDNT BREAK THE LAW! I AM THE LAW!' out of the side of his mouth like a ventriloquist
@em.1633
8 ай бұрын
It's because he has a cut nerve on his face from a mistake made during his birth!
@HabAnagarek
9 күн бұрын
@@em.1633from forceps
@Nick-ty9us
2 күн бұрын
@@em.1633 so are you making fun of his birth defect? You are messed up
Babe is so underated.. These guys get it though.
@crystalshaw8744
10 ай бұрын
One of my favorite movies...smile
Gene and Roger slapped Charlie Murphy even harder than Rick James did.
@crystalshaw8744
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@breakercassidy6946
8 ай бұрын
What did the two thumbs say to the movie? It Stinks!!
@andrewtripp8921
7 ай бұрын
That was coldblooded 😂😂
“She just doesn’t look good. I’m talking about her face”. Lol😮😂💀
@kenyafarragut6891
6 ай бұрын
She was a little hard/strong in the face
I saw WATERWORLD in the middle of a Hot summer in Las Vegas....enjoyed it. 😮
"Tank Girl" was fun. Definitely a guilty pleasure of mine.
@Hibachi6.6.6
4 ай бұрын
They just came out with a special edition of it and a bunch of other things with it
"Interactivity looks as dead as a doornail" [Telltale Games will remember that]
Can you imagine how very high Snipes and Harrelson were during the filming of Money Train?
It would be very interesting to see how Siskel and Ebert would react to the crap of 2024.
"Kids today are too smart for Pauly Shore." Ebert was always great with the burns.
Love these old clips Where I find most of my buried treasure
4:35 “she just doesn’t look good, I’m talking about her face!”
@stradify1
5 ай бұрын
One of the most savage, out-of-nowhere lines ever spoken
@30yearsoldiam1
5 ай бұрын
@@stradify1yes!!
@BM-wh5qk
2 ай бұрын
Did Siskel think an ex-prostitute should look like Heather Locklear?
@WheresPoochie
Ай бұрын
30 years ago, you could get away with critiques like that.
@sting6ph
9 күн бұрын
siskel will get away with it
Tank girl is so good really enjoyed it 😅❤
I still say Judge Dredd is underrated.
@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729
6 ай бұрын
remake was great..original sucked
@Zed-fq3lj
22 күн бұрын
it had a great soundtrack and some cool costumes and 'blade runner' surroundings, that's all.
@hunterericson6782
10 күн бұрын
@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 … oh stop. not even a remake. 1995 most amazing year. Judge Dredd rules, you’re no fun. the campiness is the best part
Love my Showgirls.
"Start digging"!! LOL TgT
Waterworld = massive budget $200 million
Amazing to hear them call Power Rangers The Movie a live action adaptation of the show.
Waterworld is an enjoyable fantasy actioner. And saying it's a downer, well it is post-apocalyptic.
Vincent Pastore probably thought his career was going nowhere after that Jerky Boys movie…little did he know
@Drew791
Жыл бұрын
Johnny Brennan eventually landed on his feet scoring his steady gig as Mort on Family Guy, but that’s about it I suppose.
@LitterLifeWolfGang
Жыл бұрын
@@Drew791 Vinnie played Big Pussy on the Sopranos
@littlekingtrashmouth9219
8 ай бұрын
The Sopranos was an offer he couldn’t refuse
That’s crazy Eddie Murphy took Gene’s advice and did Bowfinger as the second lead just a few years later. Great movie.
I love Vampire in Brooklyn! The Blacula joke he cracks always makes me laugh.
@matthewmatt5285
7 ай бұрын
That movie is Beyond AWFUL~
It’s funny that Ebert thought Power Rangers was an animated TV show lol
Prince albert
@mazurbeem
6 ай бұрын
In a can?
Sev7en opened against Showgirls the rest is history
@Hibachi6.6.6
4 ай бұрын
Yeah I think it would have failed against fallen 🤣🤣🤣
I think Charlie Murphy, per The Dave Chappelle show would say "Siskell is a habitual line stepper!"lol
@MissysDomain
10 ай бұрын
"I think I'm bleeding in my chest!" Dave Chappells, Rick James skits were the best. Charlie Murphys stories about him were insanely funny!
Didn't realize there was a Minecraft version of Siskel and Ebert. Cool!
I was 7 but fully agree with these adults 😅
Get em Gene!
It's Prince Albert in a can. Prince Albert sponsored the Grand Ole Opry on NBC Radio and it was tobacco. Roger and Gene were both wrong.
What the hell was Max Von Sydow doing in Judge Dedd? $$$$$$
@trashyraccoon2615
3 күн бұрын
Getting paid yo, that art stuff don’t pay
I once lied to a popular pretty girl in junior high who spoke to me and asked me what I did last night. I told her I went and seen Money Train. In a beautiful piece of karma, we had to watch a taped TV program later in another class and a TV spot revealed it wasn't even out yet.
Here's an fun trivia: Kevin Reynolds' Waterworld was nominated for an Academy Award for best achievement in sound-Steve Maslow, Gregg Landaker, Keith A. Wester in 1996. Released by Universal Pictures in 1995.
I'd love to know what Siskel and Ebert would think of Bandersnatch if they were here today
Dredd, Tank Girl, Waterworld not the best films of all time but really good films to watch from time to time.
Water world isn't bad but way too expensive. I kind of liked it
LOL Money Train was so bad I never heard of it, and I was a 90s kid. I don't remember even seeing a VHS copy of it on somebody's rack. lmao!
Live action version of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?
@TaylorTCarlson
3 ай бұрын
Is he implying there was a non live action version? 😂
@BM-wh5qk
2 ай бұрын
The anime was better.
I wonder what Roger Ebert would think about movies in 4DX or IMax
@sha11235
6 ай бұрын
imax he liked.
Mr Payback has a potental has a interactive dvd game but not has movie
Jerky Boys made a movie?!?!
Fuck. They really hated Pauly Shore, right? That was funny.
@sha11235
6 ай бұрын
I hate him too.
Pauly Shore would be perfect for the Bill Clinton Perjury trial Jury.
Lots of pretty bad films.
@uyeda
3 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe that David Caruso from CSI Miami starred in Kiss of Death and Jade that year.
@davesecx
3 жыл бұрын
Some of these movie became cult classics like Showgirls and Tank Girl.
@reneedennis2011
3 жыл бұрын
@@davesecx Yup.
I like Judge Dredd and Money Train
Showgirls was cringe back in 1995. I doupt it has aged well.
@stephenkissane4268
Ай бұрын
And it's from the same director as robocop which is awesome
@16:21
My reviews: out of 5 1 " The Scarlet Letter " 2 out of 5 👎 2 " Power Rangers ". 1 out of 5 👎 3 " Showgirls " 1 out of 5 👎 4 " Waterworld " 3 out of 5 👍 5 " Judge Dredd " 1.5 out of 5👎 6 " Tank Girl " 1.5 out of 5 👎 7 " Money Train " 2 out of 5 👎 8 " Vampire in Brooklyn " 1.5 out of 5 👎 9 " The Jerky Boys " 1.5 out of 5 👎 10 " Jury Duty " 1.5 out of 5 👎 11 " Jade " 1.5 out of 5 👎
@rosario508
3 жыл бұрын
I thought Waterworld got a bad rap. I rather enjoyed it. Underrated film.
I still say Waterworld is crapped on a bit too much, if it wasnt the most expensive movie ever made at the time and gone way over budget it would be a fun, forgettable but mediocre cheesy action flick. Even watching it today it isnt horrible but It isnt very good either, its meh, Dennis Hopper is bat shit bonkers and so over the top he's orbiting planet Mercury, it did have a great concept the problem is how do you film a movie entirely on water, when filming on water is one of the most difficult things to do.
I like and respect these guys, but... putting Waterworld on the years worst is just wrong! It's a gorgeous looking fun adventure movie, and would rate among the best of 1995 (which was a very good year btw) on my list.
@AyeThatsHandsomePete
Жыл бұрын
It's pretty bad.
@thenerdycollector5013
Жыл бұрын
@@AyeThatsHandsomePete I respect your opinion... although you're very VERY wrong
@WorldwideWyatt
10 ай бұрын
@@thenerdycollector5013it’s a very generic and boring story, but the set design and stunts are immaculate. You could argue that the massive budget was “wasted” on a subpar film, but you can’t say it was wasted on the production design.
My list worst of 1995 Showgirls Vampire in Brooklyn Jade Ace Ventura when nature calls Money Train Fair Game Judge Dredd Assassins The Jerky Boys Shallow Grave The Quick & The Dead Batman Forever Mr. Payback Congo Problem Child 3 Free Willy 2 Land Before Time 3 MMPR Rage Theodore Rex Senior Trip
@Drew791
Жыл бұрын
I forgot Theodore Rex existed. What a horrendous fever dream 😂😂
@littlekingtrashmouth9219
8 ай бұрын
Shallow Grave was a wasted opportunity. Such a good premise. At least Danny Boyle followed up with Trainspotting, his best movie.
“Water World” is great.
@louisewills2446
9 ай бұрын
I don't know about great, but it is definitely a fun watch.
Gotta disagree with this years picks. Waterworld and tank girl are fantastic films. lots of silly but fun watches as well like judge dredd and vampire in brooklyn
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@DupontandLowesWarrior
3 жыл бұрын
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And SHOWGIRLS is the one film from 1995 that anyone remembers. That and CLUELESS.
@langdonalger9219
2 жыл бұрын
Bullshit Heat Leaving Las Vegas Casino Tommy Boy Apollo 13 Braveheart Toy Story
@WorldwideWyatt
10 ай бұрын
Waterworld had a crazy successful stunt show at Universal Studios for years. Def not forgotten.
No one remembers siskel and ebert so called top 10 best list of 1995. Most of them Are boring nobody will watch. but everyone remembers judge dredd, showgirls, and waterworld. Judge dredd and showgirls are now classics and waterworld has a ride in universal studios.
@ricardocantoral7672
8 ай бұрын
Classics? 😂 As for Water world, people watch a show like that for special effects. They don't watch it because they care about the movie Waterworld. Siskel and Ebert appealed to people like me, adults that want more from film beyond stunts and explosions.
I don't even like the 'best' list from 1995. Such a terrible year for movies. Pretty much all of the 90's were horrid. There are even better movies today, like Furiosa and Abigail.
If they could only see the real trash that comes out today like the marvels and Barbie