Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the theater...

@1f5sda

9 жыл бұрын

Better tagline than "This Time It's Personal!"

@trevmac8362

9 жыл бұрын

"just when you thought the shark was out they pulled him back in" ~doing my best michael corleone imitation

@1f5sda

9 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@Decetop

5 жыл бұрын

Trev Mac hahaha that’s pretty good, man.

@yveltalpoderoso1303

3 жыл бұрын

That didn’t age well

Siskel and Ebert were more entertaining than a lot of the movies they reviewed. They were smart, insightful and hilarious. I'll never get tired of watching these clips. R.I.P. Roger and Gene.

@bryansarracino8623

7 жыл бұрын

Stevie G man you said it. I miss them

Another hilarious gaffe about this movie that S&E don't mention; at the climax, the shark roars like a dinosaur when it rears out of the water. Michael Caine put it best on why he did this movie: "I haven't seen it, as I hear it's terrible. However, I have seen the house it paid for and it is spectacular."

@rosario508

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah. The shark had a roar in Jaws 3 as well.

@trevmac8362

9 жыл бұрын

ahhh possibly because the shark was half lion ,you dum dums ever think of that? Well have you?

@sha11235

8 жыл бұрын

+mst3KGf What is sad is that he had to turn down going to the Oscars and receive his first Supporting Actor Oscar because he was filming this garbage. I think he was scared that if he left, he wouldn't come back.

@davidsavage5630

3 жыл бұрын

@db happiness Having flashbacks that are OTHER PEOPLE'S MEMORIES! 🤯

@CaptainSpalding72

Жыл бұрын

Ebert mentions it in his written review.

“What shark is this?!” “A friend of the other sharks” 😂😂😂

"I hate when that happens! A dream sequence!" "I mean want to go and punch a hole in the screen" "A friend of the other shark" "You see, by having this gimmick, that means, that even though this one dies, she still was gonna stay living in that stupid town, instead of moving to the middle west where she should be - away from sharks!" Hahahahaha! I loved it when Siskel really went off on a film he hated

@JamesOhGoodie

5 жыл бұрын

Ebert was wittier, but Siskel is more visceral.

@mrnocal

5 жыл бұрын

@@JamesOhGoodie That's what made them such a great team IMO. That contrast made it more real.

@ChucksCherubs3

2 жыл бұрын

And 34 years later, they're STILL doing dream sequences! Oh well, at least they've stopped making those JAWS sequels... for now.

chris stuckmann brought me here

@DasGewkmiXX

9 жыл бұрын

Me too

@nocturnalwolf8714

8 жыл бұрын

+DasGewkmiXX join the club guys XD

@nocturnalwolf8714

8 жыл бұрын

+DasGewkmiXX join the club guys XD

@LegoandmoviereviewsBlogspot

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@ElectricOutcast

7 жыл бұрын

The reverse is actually true for me

Where Roy Scheider said, "Satan himself couldn't get me to do Jaws 4!" And Michael Caine said, "Just make sure the check clears, okay?"

@Raarrow

2 жыл бұрын

Roy said that about Jaws 3. He just gave them a straight “no” for #4, even with the high salary and the short appearance. Heck, he didn’t even want to do the second one.

@kali3665

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raarrow He had good reason!

@canadianscratcher7834

Ай бұрын

Michael Caine said the movie stinks, but I loved the house it bought my mother.

"Towards the end, the shark kinda looks fake" WTF??? The shark looks fake throughout the entire movie!

@ericsilva-gomez2481

5 жыл бұрын

KZread-tied I mean this movie review was televised during the 80s’..

@divine.feline

4 жыл бұрын

It’s always looked fake

@Roarrior.

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericsilva-gomez2481 true.

These guys knew how to rant on a film.

I wish I was in the theater when Roger yelled out “his shirt is dry!!”

The "His shirt is dry." line was appreciated by the preview audience.

“Now if you want to be a film critic you’re gonna have to watch movies like THIS.”

1:33 Poor Gene Siskel, A dream sequence lol 😂

I love how Gene is like George Costanza, all proud of his one liner during the movie. “That’s GOTTA hurt!”

they forgot to mention the infamous shark roar scene

@rosario508

7 жыл бұрын

The shark had a roar in Jaws 3D as well.

@connorbrennan4233

7 жыл бұрын

And it did in the original, although it was much more subtle.

@PungiFungi

6 жыл бұрын

Connor Brennan, the original was so good that people let that slide. Then again, the roaring is the least of the movie's problems.

Jaws 4 People 0

@Maniac1607

9 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, the producers for part 3 were thinking of calling it "Jaws 3, People Zero" and making it a "Naked Gun"-style parody.

@connorbrennan4233

7 жыл бұрын

That would have been infinitely more interesting than the sh*t we got after Jaws 2.

@Jackal_El_Lobo34

5 жыл бұрын

Nah let’s call it Jaws 3 People 0 considering it ignores 3D.

The only true sequel was the second one.

@benhammel9886

10 жыл бұрын

***** Compared to the first one yeah. But the second one is not as bad as the rest, in my opinion.

@benhammel9886

10 жыл бұрын

***** Ha. It must have been the 3D. For a kid, watching a severed arm float in front of your face must have been pretty cool. Plus the 20 foot shark!

@stevieg7228

10 жыл бұрын

Gene was right..."all the sequels were trash".

@CelestialWoodway

5 жыл бұрын

The First film I saw in the series was Jaws 2 as a kid and I was extremely disappointed. I didn't get all the hype for Jaws until I saw the original.

@blacbraun

5 жыл бұрын

Jaws 2 was just as shit as all the other sequels. Only the original was good.

These guys are so adorable. "His shirt is dry!!" "I'm gonna get me a Brody if it's the last thing I do!"

@Jackal_El_Lobo34

Жыл бұрын

Urp urp urp urp 😂

"Let's have a film festival. The theme could be Movies that killed their franchise: Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Dead Devil 1...!" -Raj

Michael Caine would take any role that was given to him.

@raystantz2471

8 жыл бұрын

+Tommy Udo he did it to buy a house

@strawdawgs78

7 жыл бұрын

He did it for a ruby the size of a tangerine.

@Blaqjaqshellaq

6 жыл бұрын

Caine was going to make SWITCHING CHANNELS afterward, but the studio insisted on his returning for retakes and Burt Reynolds replaced him.

@CelestialWoodway

5 жыл бұрын

He says he grew up poor and could never turn down a good paying job.

@michaelfeeney6108

3 жыл бұрын

I heard he was given a few scripts to choose from and picked this because it was filming in the Bahamas. I love that he missed accepting his Oscar to film this movie 😂

"what is this shark? a cousin? a nephew? a nextdoor neighbor? XD

Their back and forth is perfect lol. Sarcasm and genuine feeling of "getting hit in the face by a wet fish" to the max. Love it.

Saw this in theater when I was 7. People walked out

We both hated Jaws the Revenge and can't believe that this is a film that Michael Caine stayed on location for instead of picking up his Oscar in Hollywood for Hannah and Her Sisters.

One of the funniest reviews they've ever done. Great stuff.

I think this is my favorite review of theirs, it always finds a way to make me laugh.

Jaws: The Revenge should've at least gone straight to video.

I think this is my favorite bad movie ever.

@starkill3r966

9 жыл бұрын

Better than The Room?

@TheLowBrassDude

9 жыл бұрын

Good question

@starkill3r966

9 жыл бұрын

also it's better than Birdemic

Both these guys are funny and true to what they say here, but I think Mr Siskel stole the show in this

Oh man, to watch a bad movie with these two and rip it to shreds...

I'm sure it's been said before, but I'll say it again - perfect thumbnail for this video.

"The first film was thrilling and well acted. The rest have been trash." LOL!!

Man I miss these two guys! It's like part of my past died with them.

interesting enough, the final confrontation is full of logical errors. Caine's shirt is dry when he gets out of the water, The shark blows up when the boat touches him, Jake somehow survives. When I saw it on TV recently, all of those things were fixed/changed. Caine is wet throughout the scene, the shark gets stabbed by the boat, and Jake does not survive. however, the shark still roars and stands up above the water basically saying, "here, stab me right now." such a stupid movie, that I can actually bear to sit through. hell, I sat through all of them when they were playing back to back to back to back on ion TV. That's when it became hilariously obvious how dramatically downhill the movie series went as time went on and they made more Jaws movies. heck, they made all kinds of ridiculous shark movies. Deep Blue Sea: pretentious, shark attacks look SOOOOO FAKE. Red Water: forgettable, not much to it, mediocre acting. Spring Break Shark Attack: So many stupid plots and characters I didn't care for. Open Water: Very Disappointing Shark Nato: Need I even say how ridiculous Megaladon: Unintentionally hilarious.

@cHeStEr5434

8 ай бұрын

Deep Blue Sea is actually a pretty solid, well paced and entertaining mid-budget action flick with a surprising amount of edge. It’s kinda like Jurassic Park but with super sharks. Sure, some of the CG doesn’t hold up as well now but those animatronic shark models are incredible!!

Michael Caine was once asked if he had ever actually seen Jaws: The Revenge. He replied, "No, but I've seen the house it bought."

I disagree with Siskel that the rest of the Jaws films were trash considering Jaws 2 was actually good despite being unnecessary but 3 and 4 are undeniably awful.

@jmjfanss

5 жыл бұрын

Just like knight rider.

I'm surprised they didn't make a Jaws V where she does move to the Midwest like Chicago thinking it would be safe but then the shark stalks her by swimming all the way to lake Lake Michigan.

The very best Siskel & Ebert reviews are when they have to watch and review a terrible picture. They seem genuinely upset that they were forced to watch that drivel.

Oliver Harper brought me back here.

Why anyone paid money to see this, is really beyond me?

@ignoranceandwant

9 жыл бұрын

I admit I wanted to see it when it first came out...I was ten when it was released and thought the shark would look cool on the big screen. My dad refused to take me because the reviews were so bad (though he DID take me to see Police Academy 5 the next year); he was right.

@tatumgammon6171

9 жыл бұрын

Hollywood makes movies just to make money, not to make good movies.

@trevmac8362

9 жыл бұрын

i paid money to see "The attack of the killer tomatoes"

@tatumgammon6171

9 жыл бұрын

Really?

@CJODell12

9 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't know either, because if you compare the first film to the fourth film, the latter grossed an embarrassing 92 percent less and sold a humiliating 96 percent fewer tickets. Here's the overview of the declining history of the Jaws movies: * Jaws (1975) made $260 million domestically, which equates to 128.1 million tickets at an average movie ticket price of $2.05. * Jaws 2 (1978) earned $77.7 million in North America, which equals to 33.2 million tickets at an average ticket price of $2.34. * Jaws 3-D grossed $45.5 million in the United States, which is the equivalent of 14.4 million tickets sold at an average price of $3.15. * Jaws the Revenge saw a gross of $20.8 million domestic, which equals 5.3 million tickets sold at an average ticket price of $3.91. So in grosses, the second film grossed 70 percent less than the first film, the third grossed 41 percent less than the second, and the fourth grossed 54 percent less than the third. And in tickets sold, the second film sold 74 percent less tickets than the first film, the third sold 56 percent less tickets than the second, and the fourth sold 63 percent less tickets than the third.

To answer Roger's inquiry at the end of the review regarding what relation this shark has to the previous sharks in the franchise, there is actually an honest to God answer, believe it or not. In the novelization of the film written by Hank Searls, he reveals that the shark is the offspring of the sharks from the first two Jaws movies. The shark in Jaws 2 is its mother, and it was born at the end of Jaws 2 while that shark was being electrocuted at the end of the film. The shark in Jaws: The Revenge is named Vengeance, and it's taking revenge on the Brody family for killing its parents. Everything you just read is true.

Roy Scheider was offered money to be killed off at the beginning instead of Sean, but he flat-out REFUSED to ruin his character... Like Michael Caine's comment about why he did the movie; BTW, the dry clothes were because they'd taken so long between scenes that his clothes had dried, and he decided not to tell anyone...

@cliffordshafran9250

4 жыл бұрын

But the filmakers didn't refuse to ruin the character. During the film, Ellen pointed out that her husband died of a fear of sharks. I can't think of a dumber plot device! A badass sheriff who killed 2 sharks in the first two movies died of a fear of them? Talk about the filmakers not having a clue! Scheider's estate should sue!

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the theatres...".; Classic!

I have been catching up on Siskel & Ebert and one thing I always find weird is how Siskel tends to make his reviews personal by going after the private lives of actors he does not like.

I never much cared for Siskel and Ebert's reviews on movies, but this one was actually pretty funny, especially the bit with Siskel at 1:09. That was good.

“So in that case what shark is this? Is this a cousin, nephew, a next door neighbor?” Lmao

I remember watching this movie in 5 grade thinking that just the title was stupid that the shark wanted revenge. This is the fourth new shark.lol This whole movie is bad even the ending in how the shark died was garbage.

How the fuck did the shark even know they were going to the Bahamas? Did the Shark bug their house? That makes as much sense as anything else in this shitty movie

@jakwiq

3 ай бұрын

Bwahaha I'm dead

"I hope this is the end of the Jaws series." Don't worry, Gene. It is.

I miss them both and always wonder what they would say about every new film that comes out.

@blaketindle4703

2 жыл бұрын

“And here we have yet ANOTHER superhero movie!”

if siskel had survived past 99, he clearly would have hated halloween 2, the first 20 odd minutes is a dream sequence!

@1f5sda

6 ай бұрын

It would be nice if both critics were still alive.

"We both hated Jaws The Revenge. I can't believe that this is the film that Michael Caine stayed on location for instead of picking up his Oscar in Hollywood for Hannah and Her Sisters. Two Thumbs Down."

Every sequel after the original Jaws is pure crap.

@mattclayer6541

6 жыл бұрын

2-3 were crap. But 4 was beyond crap

I was waiting to find some comments of people defending this movie and saying how full of shit Siskel & Ebert are. I'm glad to see that I have found no such comment. Not only is this movie the vile shit sprayed from a leper's unwashed asshole....but, these guys critiqued movies for a reason....They knew what they were talking about.

Oh, Roger Ebert. You left too soon. :(

1987 was a bad year for movies. That was also the year "Leonard Part 6" and "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" came out.

Michael Caine looks dry getting out of the water, so does the shark. You can tell the shark had been sitting out of the water between takes. It looks bone dry when it's attacking in several shots.

Hard to believe that Siskel is dead. Incredible! What can't life go on...forever?!

Michael Caine was slumming it again...to feed an apparent addiction to lager and cheeseburgers in his favourite bistro.

Gene's shark impersonation was brilliant. "I'm gonna get me a Brody if it's the last thing I do." I liked Jaws 2. The last two can go.

@madcapmakov2

Жыл бұрын

Jaws 2 sucks. If you have a sense of humor, Jaws 3 is the way.

@spencerhensley5495

Жыл бұрын

2 was good the other two were trash.

@madcapmakov2

Жыл бұрын

@@spencerhensley5495 Jaws 3 is brilliant!

there shouldn't have even been a second jaws film being that the fucking shark died in the first movie, another example of milking a blockbuster, and the fact that they made a fourth and didn't just call it a trilogy is beyond me.

not to mention Michael caines name is Hoagie. awesome

Jaws: The Revenge is a complete and utter disgrace to the Jaws series.

Thanks for sharing this! This is one of the few Siskel and Ebert clips I saw as a kid that seemed to stick in my memory.

Hey Bergalini, you forgot to add, "And the shark will be there in three days."

They forgot to mention how the shark followed Brody all the way to the Bahamas hahahaha.

They hate a dream sequence - Vertigo has one.

@kdohertygizbur

Жыл бұрын

They hate the over usage on the dream sequence and it was original back then Vertigo was made in 1958 and it made sense for that film Almost every thriller or horror movie that used it in the late 70s and 80s used it as filler for that fake scare jump 2 Totally different things You'd think in 30 years from Vertigo to here, they would have come up with something new

@jennaE36 Spot on.. Universal basically decided to turn the Jaws movies into reasonably budgeted monster flicks after the original. They saw a chance to budget them for around 20 mil and if they made 80-100 mil worldwide that was enough money to keep making them.. They treated them almost like low budget horror movies..

Is this like a COUSIN? A NEPHEW? A NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? LMAO 😂

I wish I was there to hear Ebert say his shirt was dry.

I have to agree with Siskel & Ebert on this one, this movie is straight garbage.

At least they got their wish for this to be the last 'Jaws' movie.

I love how Siskel is always like "stfu Ebert".

The shark looking fake was the least of this movies problems

"I hate the dream sequences!" I wonder what Gene Siskel would have thought of Inception :P

Sharks: "I'm going to get me a Brodie if it's the last thing I do". LOL

I think when he tried to go back home, he went too far past his old road. He then bought a large coffee and attempted to retrace his steps. In the 13 years since, he never found his way back home. I heard he's doing independent stuff out of a garage somewhere now. :P

Because they were relatively cheap to make.. A movie studio made like 20 Freddy Krueger movies..

This review is hilarious.

All sharks have a vendetta against me.

"I'm gonna get me a Brodie if it's the last thing I do...".; Classic!

the sarcasm always made me laugh

I love how the thumbnail for this clip looks like Siskel crying

to add on to what i just said, siskel said that he would of wanted to punch a hole in the screen because of the dream sequences in JAWS 4, if he saw SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL, he probably either ruined the screen, or just leave the theater.

@Stenbrotsgatan True,the young actress named is judith barsi and her death by her father was very tragic.

To be fair gene made a good point about dream sequences

Jaws 2 was pretty good.

@Busrider804

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah. It wasn't great but it wasn't trash like Siskel said.

@mcgubbin

9 жыл бұрын

Ye i guess but was no where near close to the original , jaws is a masterpiece

@maciejkowalski2759

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Baca It was okay, which at the time was disappointing, given that the original was such a masterpiece, but when compared to what followed, it's still a decent, pretty well acted movie. It was like Dark Knight Rises compared to The Dark Knight. Jaws III and IV were like Batman & Robin compared to the The Dark Knight....

@SparksDrinker

8 жыл бұрын

+Volcanic Harpy His shirt is dry!!!

@SparksDrinker

8 жыл бұрын

***** you mean his magic shirt?

The worst thing to happen to Lucas was finding Computer Graphics. Back in the old days you couldn't make everything you wanted. Therefore you had to THINK a lot more. Work problems out. BE.. creative. The films had 1000x the imagination. Today he thinks seeing an army of white robots that fades in to the horizon constitutes a great scene. Alec Guiness was a Shakespearean caliber actor. Jake Lloyd? Who?. Looks like they got him out of daycare for the movie. A plank had more talent

"I'm coming for you Brodys. For my father... my uncle and my second cousin Charlie."

Right; imagine if Ed Wood (having died in 1978) resurrected in 1987 just to make the movie for $20M. Might have been worse, he could have made Battlefield Earth for $44M (Roger Christian and TRAVOLTAH already did.)

I hate dream sequences too. I was surprised Inception was such a big hit, considering it was basically one dream sequence after another.

when asked about how bad this movie was, Michael Caine replied: I've never seen it, but you should see the house it bought". lol!

"I'm going to get me a Brodie if it's the last thing I do" Yep, all sharks everywhere had a meeting in the ocean, and if you have a Brodie bloodline, lookout!

The title Inception says it all. That's what the movie was about. A dream caper to plant an idea in a man's head. Normally, Leo DiCaprio and his team were about extracting information from people. First dream was Ken Watanabe's and it was an audition for the inception mission that would come later. Dreams that came after were for training purposes or flashbacks. The final dream sequence was Cillian Murphy's, the man they were trying to give the idea to. Not hard to figure out.

Thumbs up if chris stuckmann brought you here

Let's just say the shark is out for revenge: Fine, don't go in the ocean, move to Arizona or New Mexico.

The only good bit was when Michael caine said...jesus! the breath on that thing!

@delta2ish The difference is dreams are not used in Inception as surprise cop outs.

The funniest part of this review is the youtube thumbnail. Gene looks like he's in pain talking about the movie.

Lol the thumbnail is enough to be the entire review.