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  • @user-eu4bq8wn8w
    @user-eu4bq8wn8w3 жыл бұрын

    I’m learning new words to watch out for (Let’s) is one of them

  • @clipboard.

    @clipboard.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same, do you have any other words I need to watch out for?

  • @user-eu4bq8wn8w

    @user-eu4bq8wn8w

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@clipboard. hmmmm I don’t think so

  • @itzelramirez4801

    @itzelramirez4801

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol or (help me) wash the dishes

  • @sayiaro

    @sayiaro

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @wrench697

    @wrench697

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey Jiminie!

  • @Lennoxrenol
    @Lennoxrenol3 жыл бұрын

    In the wise words of Swoozie: “Don’t make someone a priority if they only consider you as an option” *mic drop*

  • @youryandere4734

    @youryandere4734

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cat noir does not condone to this

  • @Mr_Osama612

    @Mr_Osama612

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fax

  • @diglettking2744

    @diglettking2744

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok good advice *screenshots comment*

  • @XLennatronX

    @XLennatronX

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ayoo my name is Lennox

  • @nicholasvanorton7840

    @nicholasvanorton7840

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@youryandere4734 El Gato Negro🐱‍👤

  • @BrooksHolt
    @BrooksHolt3 жыл бұрын

    When “Hol up, wait a minute” is used, you know it bout to get cereal.

  • @justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293

    @justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293

    3 жыл бұрын

    AS CEREAL AS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

  • @AxxLAfriku

    @AxxLAfriku

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear broks

  • @Rocky-cj2qy

    @Rocky-cj2qy

    3 жыл бұрын

    .....

  • @Frainkey

    @Frainkey

    3 жыл бұрын

    I waited and waited and it never happened.. Hol up, wait a minute, IT'S A 22.. PEW PEW PEW.. IT'S A 22. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skie6282

    @skie6282

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just wanted him to say its a 22😭

  • @TheftJord
    @TheftJord2 жыл бұрын

    Swoozie: “It is okay to simp for anyone if they simp back” Me: “Isn’t that just friendship?”

  • @sizl9724

    @sizl9724

    2 жыл бұрын

    true

  • @awesomeninja1311

    @awesomeninja1311

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or a relationship

  • @Valanci555

    @Valanci555

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @Lightingweeb

    @Lightingweeb

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is the power of friendship

  • @therealsapdad1942

    @therealsapdad1942

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. One way simping is simping. Two way simping is a mutual relationship.

  • @Coecoo
    @Coecoo2 жыл бұрын

    Simping is just one of the many symptoms of the catastrophic decline we've had in our social culture with humans essentially turning social media platforms (also phones and dating apps) into the center point of their life, making narcissism and sociopathy the psychological norm.

  • @other2006.

    @other2006.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @everythingthrice2582

    @everythingthrice2582

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sir this is a Wendys

  • @micklyons8858

    @micklyons8858

    Жыл бұрын

    Judging by the replies that you have received, this has gone over everybody else's head, we are screwed beyond repair.

  • @KTAxJESSE
    @KTAxJESSE3 жыл бұрын

    “Nobody ever talks about unbalanced friendships and us out here simping for our friends” that’s some real shit

  • @TatianaPink

    @TatianaPink

    3 жыл бұрын

    Felt this deeply.

  • @bluesclues429

    @bluesclues429

    3 жыл бұрын

    3:02

  • @Greenietheotaku

    @Greenietheotaku

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just noticed how dumb I am nowadays thanks to this guy. I was simping for literally almost all my friends.

  • @3bodYking99

    @3bodYking99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @zuccking wojewski most twitch simps know and understand to what degree they are simping, they don't care they just like it, kinda like masochics

  • @dreamwolf7302

    @dreamwolf7302

    3 жыл бұрын

    i cut out the 'friends' who always needed something, but never had the time or resources to help me out in return. Werent a lot of people left after.

  • @marlom7882
    @marlom78823 жыл бұрын

    “Nobody talks about unbalanced friendships and simping for your friends” holy shit he’s right.

  • @ODSTxGundam

    @ODSTxGundam

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn that's me

  • @Furiousa96
    @Furiousa962 жыл бұрын

    I don't like "testing" friendships by cutting off communication. Many of my best friends, and even my boyfriend, have trouble remembering to text me back and it doesn't bother me at all. We arrange times to hang out in person and we evenly plan things and pay for things, so it's really and honestly forgetfulness.

  • @icantthinkofanything798

    @icantthinkofanything798

    2 жыл бұрын

    Totally, I hate that too. It's not that I don't want to talk to somebody, it's just that I'm really forgetful and Im really socially awkward and don't know how to start the text. A lot of people are like that

  • @kraziiXIII

    @kraziiXIII

    2 жыл бұрын

    It can also be due to mental health issues. People self-isolate and they can just not talk to anyone for months.

  • @fngkestrel
    @fngkestrel2 жыл бұрын

    "Some people around you are going to celebrate you, some people are just going to tolerate you. And it's a very good idea to figure out who's going to do which." Perfect.

  • @standard12th66
    @standard12th663 жыл бұрын

    Someone finally talking about simping that's not for relationships. So true Swoozie.👐👐👏👏

  • @jackcutter2

    @jackcutter2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally everyone talks about that... Tf you on?

  • @Airair963

    @Airair963

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr! I really needed to hear that, I’ve been hardcore simping for a friend recently

  • @antoniorush442

    @antoniorush442

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @getusome6776

    @getusome6776

    3 жыл бұрын

    ye agree simping is mostly about guys simping for girls or the other way around but friend simping is a big issue

  • @mightydae3807

    @mightydae3807

    3 жыл бұрын

    *_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*

  • @martindjakovic7052
    @martindjakovic70523 жыл бұрын

    If simping is mutual then it’s just called a good friendship.

  • @brandonlacey8112

    @brandonlacey8112

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is facts.

  • @HighPhoenix1754

    @HighPhoenix1754

    3 жыл бұрын

    right?

  • @alexandries7245

    @alexandries7245

    3 жыл бұрын

    just dont become that pda couple 😳

  • @syko84

    @syko84

    3 жыл бұрын

    Word

  • @louishatten9300

    @louishatten9300

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep, I feel like Swoozie is kinda throwing out the term too much.

  • @kellydorlon4179
    @kellydorlon41792 жыл бұрын

    When I was in Middle School, There was a girl I liked a lot and all my friends knew it (Of course they kept it a secret.) I Told my dad about it and he told me to ask her out (like every father would) So the next week comes and I finally ask her to go to the movies with me, and she agrees. I felt so Happy and I wanted it to be perfect, when the movie ended, My father drove her home and I managed to get her Snap. We texted for about 2 weeks until she went dead silent On me. 3 Months Later... Its July and I'm doing my thing and Playing in the summer heat, when out of know where she texts me and asks how I'm doing, I say I'm doing fine and that the summer heat was killing me, She replied same and asked if we could get some Ice Cream, I reluctantly agree and take her, when we got to B.R I order a simple ball of ice cream, While she gets 2 scoops with M&M's, Chocolate Sauce, and Sprinkles (I Paid 18 Dollars for both of us.) I eat mine and she eats hers and after a hour she goes home. I immediately start texting her and what shocks me was that after 1 week she went dead silent AGAIN. 5 Months pass... Its Winter break and I'm at home chilling in my jammies, I get another text from her saying how she wants to "hang" with me and I ask what she wants to do, and she replies with bowling with her friends. When I heard this I was ready for my parents to take me, but my mom stops me and asks "Will she Be Paying for herself" And so being me I text her but she doesn't reply. I say she will and that I will have fun, When I arrive I hope out and meet her 3 other friends (ALL GIRLS BTW) And as where setting up and getting ready I do some math and the total comes to $126.37 for 3 games and pizza, I ask her and her friends for some money so that we can play, but she then whispers in my ear "We Forgot to bring Money" Hearing those words made me snap! I immediately start yapping on how come she didn't bring money and she looks me dead in the eyes and says "Your a Man, Just Pay for it so we can have fun!" I hated hearing that so much, I wiped around and told the man to cancel my order and I walked away to go home. While this is happening she's screaming in the back of my head for being the worst person in the world and how I have no manners for "ladies." I Call my dad and he comes to pick me up, As I hop in she screams at me and my dad "Your Son Is a Piece of $#!%" She continues to insult me until my dad decides to drive off. Half way Home My dad looks and sees that I'm upset and crying, He tells me that life can sometimes be a roller coaster of events and that I cant let any stop me from being happy. I learned that day that in the world there will be cruel people who will lie just so they can use you, and its your job from deciding when you want it to end. -Kelly Dorlon 2018-2019

  • @ever3tt_

    @ever3tt_

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro, I’ve never been in that situation before but, damn, I feel sorry, hopefully your good now, and you definitely are more generous than most people, even if you were getting manipulated-ish

  • @peacfulhermit3137

    @peacfulhermit3137

    Жыл бұрын

    Yo my guy sorry about the bad experience with uh ... Girls Life can be messed up sometimes but trust me u'll meet someone

  • @DiogoFilipeR
    @DiogoFilipeR2 жыл бұрын

    "Some people are gonna celebrate you, some will just tolerate you" good way to put things in perspective

  • @joetheenglish
    @joetheenglish3 жыл бұрын

    "I ain't nobodys Plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me." Swoozie 2012. Still relevant.

  • @oneklassic

    @oneklassic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Respect!

  • @chrisstanley5210

    @chrisstanley5210

    3 жыл бұрын

    That mans been spitting

  • @SukiFilms
    @SukiFilms3 жыл бұрын

    Swoozie, the man who will be 80 years old and still have like 7 stories we've never heard of

  • @hpdam6650

    @hpdam6650

    3 жыл бұрын

    I will protect the like button it must stay at 200

  • @hpdam6650

    @hpdam6650

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nevermind

  • @IrisSnow

    @IrisSnow

    3 жыл бұрын

    220

  • @IrisSnow

    @IrisSnow

    3 жыл бұрын

    It will stay at 220

  • @sexyscientist

    @sexyscientist

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@IrisSnow 244 in a minute

  • @chillcago
    @chillcago2 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite stories you've done. Matching both relationship and friendship energy is a must!

  • @otterball7896
    @otterball7896 Жыл бұрын

    I need a counter of how many times this guy said “Hol’up, wait a minute.”

  • @Kariyu101
    @Kariyu1013 жыл бұрын

    You know it's serious when you hear "Hol up, wait a minute"

  • @zup8329

    @zup8329

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep, its true

  • @pigeonmaster1361

    @pigeonmaster1361

    3 жыл бұрын

    Something ain’t right

  • @swoozie

    @swoozie

    3 жыл бұрын

    🚨🚨🚨

  • @JTC_FTW

    @JTC_FTW

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uh oh

  • @RyanGosling6

    @RyanGosling6

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@swoozie escrrrr

  • @snowdr0ps_
    @snowdr0ps_3 жыл бұрын

    "It's ok to simp for somebody if they're gonna simp for you back." wise words

  • @Botan_Katou

    @Botan_Katou

    3 жыл бұрын

    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @AgentAnime95

    @AgentAnime95

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wisest words in the west.

  • @rinylvinyl

    @rinylvinyl

    3 жыл бұрын

    I ship it

  • @coolbunny

    @coolbunny

    3 жыл бұрын

    Equality at its finest

  • @mightydae3807

    @mightydae3807

    3 жыл бұрын

    *_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*

  • @melissalove4785
    @melissalove47852 жыл бұрын

    I love your stories they always lift me up when I’m having a bad day thanks for posting Swoozie ❤️

  • @TheIdealtrash
    @TheIdealtrash2 жыл бұрын

    This video is so freaking wholesome in that second half

  • @iamspeed403
    @iamspeed4033 жыл бұрын

    The amount of times I heard swoozie say “ I met this girl” is outrages 😂

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your profile picture is my anime husbando. Just felt like saying that, lol.

  • @sungod1384

    @sungod1384

    3 жыл бұрын

    same im like. How many girls does this dude know. And is still single. 12 years ago oki get it but the dude has insta models, buisnesswomen, other youtubers all in california which is a hotspot for girls and is still single.

  • @jordonkareem2486

    @jordonkareem2486

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sungod1384 not everyone wants a relationship dude

  • @sungod1384

    @sungod1384

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jordonkareem2486 true but he goes on dates and stuff. There is an obvious goal. Friends and then maybe something more.

  • @tempestandacomputer6951

    @tempestandacomputer6951

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sungod1384 You answered your own question. Why would he tie himself down to one person when he's got a buffet to choose from? Dating doesn't mean you are looking for a relationship.

  • @user-xz1wy4to4o
    @user-xz1wy4to4o3 жыл бұрын

    Mutual "simping" is no longer simping. Then it's just a healthy relationship. It's only simping when it's one-sided.

  • @JQ3B94

    @JQ3B94

    3 жыл бұрын

    Co dependency is not healthy but I get what u are trying to say

  • @Loudshark_

    @Loudshark_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its can gone wrong since simping is extreme act of liking someone, but if they can control the mutual simping then its fine

  • @loyalty3881

    @loyalty3881

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JQ3B94 no one is talking about co dependancy you bot this is about basic reciprocation

  • @azathoththe3rd

    @azathoththe3rd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Simps are desperate, needy, and are taken advantage of.

  • @theluiginoidperson1097

    @theluiginoidperson1097

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@takeemout4357 Charlie Brown, ey? Very legit on this one... totally...

  • @3o3c-topic
    @3o3c-topic2 жыл бұрын

    Ive been bored almost the entire day, but swoozies content has helped speed up my day. Thanks

  • @flipcoin5327
    @flipcoin53272 жыл бұрын

    Your videos help me understand general thought process of people who are more social media driven

  • @JustSt3f
    @JustSt3f3 жыл бұрын

    Major difference between being celebrated and being tolerated swoozie dropping gems ppl

  • @JustSt3f

    @JustSt3f

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Connor Hudson Taylor swift actually said the same thing on one of her new songs. Shit hits deep when ur tolerated and not celebrated

  • @idealyst8292

    @idealyst8292

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JustSt3f And I swear it's one of the best songs I've ever heard. Hits different

  • @ONE_shot_GURL
    @ONE_shot_GURL3 жыл бұрын

    “you’re not gonna outfriend me!” 😂 love the competitiveness.

  • @cxlturekingtjay9313

    @cxlturekingtjay9313

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi one shot your good at Fortnite but please can you play modern warfare

  • @mannythedaddy

    @mannythedaddy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cxlturekingtjay9313 w

  • @Hezva

    @Hezva

    3 жыл бұрын

    wish i had a friend like that i always over commit for my friends to do nothing lol

  • @YT.Zyr0

    @YT.Zyr0

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG I am the user interusername________ i am a huge fan have a good day

  • @azzanporter4377

    @azzanporter4377

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is sooo me 😂

  • @rpgreseller
    @rpgreseller2 жыл бұрын

    Beautifully said. You're an educator bro! Doing the world a service.

  • @endless3cho
    @endless3cho2 жыл бұрын

    You sound like a great guy. It's good to have a heart like that and to try to protect it for those who are looking for the same type of thing. You'll find that there aren't that many ppl like you but you also might just change the hearts of those that come into contact with you and that's awesome.

  • @k2089
    @k20893 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story: one sided relationships suck.

  • @TheGamingBurglar

    @TheGamingBurglar

    3 жыл бұрын

    This needs more likes, spitting straight truth👍👍👍

  • @1samuelskates

    @1samuelskates

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kelly k

  • @gudetama4697

    @gudetama4697

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm stuck in one and it's awful...

  • @ahmed0545.

    @ahmed0545.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story: be lonely

  • @1samuelskates

    @1samuelskates

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ahmed0545. I hate you

  • @thepoormillionaire9839
    @thepoormillionaire98393 жыл бұрын

    This guy always has a valid lesson never disappoints

  • @BigBotStudios89
    @BigBotStudios892 жыл бұрын

    this is the best advice ive had in a while thanks man

  • @brianhalfacre6338
    @brianhalfacre63382 жыл бұрын

    facts. did this 2 years ago and a lot of people stopped responding/needed me for money. glad I did that and made new friends

  • @comedyanimatedtv
    @comedyanimatedtv3 жыл бұрын

    Me: I’m not a Simp. Also Me: Why hasn’t she replied to my 15 text messages? She must be busy...

  • @Jayy23123

    @Jayy23123

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was legit my ex to me

  • @zetsu0737

    @zetsu0737

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @FWUFFYCAKES

    @FWUFFYCAKES

    3 жыл бұрын

    My ex would panic if I didn't respond to his several texts a minute

  • @Jayy23123

    @Jayy23123

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m saying I threw breath mints at my ex and broke up with her in front of everyone for cheating that was a month ago till this day she’s still tryna get back together 😌

  • @Jayy23123

    @Jayy23123

    3 жыл бұрын

    But I already moved on 😎

  • @The1Tyman
    @The1Tyman3 жыл бұрын

    "Its ok to SIMP for somebody, as long as they SIMP for you back." -Swoozie 2020

  • @K.O.zone.

    @K.O.zone.

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's spitting straight facts

  • @jotarokujonft3900

    @jotarokujonft3900

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@K.O.zone. yesss

  • @therealboomshlamian700

    @therealboomshlamian700

    3 жыл бұрын

    That ain’t a simp tho

  • @graves1760

    @graves1760

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@therealboomshlamian700 True that's the point!!

  • @jennyggf3556
    @jennyggf35562 жыл бұрын

    I can relate with the simping for friends, its a real thing when you are someone that puts 100% in every relationship

  • @sarawassenaar7988
    @sarawassenaar7988 Жыл бұрын

    I love the "hold up, wait a minute!" 😂

  • @nervz
    @nervz3 жыл бұрын

    "it's ok to simp for somebody if they simp for u back" adande that's not simping, that's friendship.

  • @MissPurpur

    @MissPurpur

    3 жыл бұрын

    exactly

  • @kid9046

    @kid9046

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤔I never thought of it that way

  • @nastyyknow2194

    @nastyyknow2194

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fr bruh

  • @masonma2026

    @masonma2026

    3 жыл бұрын

    more like friendsimp

  • @2esh4

    @2esh4

    3 жыл бұрын

    And then you end up in an awkward relationship where both of you are waiting for the other one to simp 😂

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment3 жыл бұрын

    I think I nodded my head more than laughed because this video made A LOT of sense. The whole seeing how many dead plants you've been watering is something I saw about a year ago, and I was shocked to see how dead the garden I was cultivating really was...

  • @craiggamingmore270

    @craiggamingmore270

    3 жыл бұрын

    thats kinda sad man

  • @r1234233

    @r1234233

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @vincentgirard4950

    @vincentgirard4950

    3 жыл бұрын

    Feel you here buddy. I stopped texting friends and now I have one who consistently messages me and I, in return. Was disappointed, but satisfied to know the truth now

  • @OurKindofEntertainment

    @OurKindofEntertainment

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@craiggamingmore270 sad but true.

  • @OurKindofEntertainment

    @OurKindofEntertainment

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vincentgirard4950 seriously, you realize how many people would 'disappear' or almost forget you existed if you didn't make your presence known by starting conversations.

  • @robloxninjacool8097
    @robloxninjacool8097 Жыл бұрын

    thanks bro you made me relize more abt this world and made me think in the past abt this ppl that i talk to this day

  • @Saicofake
    @Saicofake2 жыл бұрын

    6:26 This is an extremely great advice. I''ve reached a point whereby I am more happy being on my own and would seriously count who is deserving my attention.

  • @one.ebrown
    @one.ebrown3 жыл бұрын

    "Some people are gonna celebrate you and some people are gonna tolerate you" ~Swoozie Sensei

  • @harman3525
    @harman35253 жыл бұрын

    Can we appreciate how this mans always stay dressin

  • @kevinmendez8443

    @kevinmendez8443

    3 жыл бұрын

    It pretty fresh

  • @dairdb

    @dairdb

    3 жыл бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @RubyMelodyMusic

    @RubyMelodyMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Obsessed with his style

  • @zetsu0737

    @zetsu0737

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @IsaacAutumn

    @IsaacAutumn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't fuck with the shoes

  • @s.crawford12
    @s.crawford122 жыл бұрын

    This was great advice not just for "simps" but all kinds of relationships.

  • @user-gz3tp1tq5p
    @user-gz3tp1tq5p2 жыл бұрын

    This content is so fun! You actually teach us something useful about topics we rarely learn about! This is like school but fun!

  • @adamrivera9766
    @adamrivera97663 жыл бұрын

    I love how swoozie just used to tell us stories. Now he's just droppin facts.

  • @hello-de7pv

    @hello-de7pv

    3 жыл бұрын

    103 likes and no reply damn

  • @wakealise

    @wakealise

    3 жыл бұрын

    no ji

  • @wakealise

    @wakealise

    3 жыл бұрын

    no jin

  • @haydengundaio

    @haydengundaio

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wakealise mmmmmm monke

  • @TheActualMars

    @TheActualMars

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tru

  • @xed_i2070
    @xed_i20703 жыл бұрын

    "It's okay to simp for somebody if they're gonna simp for you back" - I agree

  • @panc7519

    @panc7519

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Garrett Jerden me too :Dd

  • @ink_159
    @ink_159 Жыл бұрын

    I’m not sure if I seen this video before but it really got me rethinking my friendship I have

  • @diet_plastic478
    @diet_plastic4782 жыл бұрын

    Dude thanks this video helped me realize theres some people who i think are my friends but might be just talking to me because i can do them favors seriously thanks a lot i love your videos

  • @lalalalaaAa123
    @lalalalaaAa1233 жыл бұрын

    If they “simp for you back”, you’re not simping! You’re in a normal friendship/relationship! 😂

  • @weennymyers8134

    @weennymyers8134

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @demongirl1019

    @demongirl1019

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amen ramen uwu

  • @dont6439

    @dont6439

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dont read my PROFILē PICTURè :)

  • @fire_phoenix6138

    @fire_phoenix6138

    3 жыл бұрын

    This man Speaks the truth of the forbidden simping

  • @mackattack03

    @mackattack03

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty simpy bro - makes you both simps

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic3 жыл бұрын

    If you treat her like a celebrity, she’ll treat you like a fan.

  • @ballking3874

    @ballking3874

    3 жыл бұрын

    if u make her giggle u can make the cheeks jiggle

  • @kaleidico

    @kaleidico

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you steal a comment, get tf outta here

  • @ifymaj

    @ifymaj

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do you have time to comment on every KZread video ever? Lol

  • @dieuang9798

    @dieuang9798

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut up and get tf outta here

  • @dieuang9798

    @dieuang9798

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fame hunger

  • @Atip4eva
    @Atip4eva Жыл бұрын

    “Out simp me” lmao 🤣 is a vibe

  • @KudoShinichii1412
    @KudoShinichii14122 жыл бұрын

    YO BRO you are amazing My vocabulary isnt good enough to express how much i love the way talk

  • @harman3525
    @harman35253 жыл бұрын

    We NEED a follow up on the girl that bought you that game. She a real one

  • @swoozie

    @swoozie

    3 жыл бұрын

    No lies detected

  • @reigningtoast5503

    @reigningtoast5503

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@swoozie Does this mean you will?

  • @tiny-tobby

    @tiny-tobby

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seriously she's the real deal

  • @blackkyurem720

    @blackkyurem720

    3 жыл бұрын

    True, but what if it was a plot to get him to buy the pc later like a "I'ma help him out then hope he helps me out with this more expensive item since I scratched his back". Either way though both were happy in the end.

  • @tiny-tobby

    @tiny-tobby

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackkyurem720 I don't think that was the point, she didn't ask for the PC. She only put it on her status

  • @thirdtemple9179
    @thirdtemple91793 жыл бұрын

    I like the South Park quote, “A relationship isn’t 50-50, it’s 100-100.”

  • @WM-mu8ep

    @WM-mu8ep

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea well simps pay these women so much that they dont need a man. Weather it's on twitch or only fans or snap or anywhere else. These girls make enough to buy houses from simps that they dont care if they are alone. Simps allow them to get away with this stuff

  • @firesports9458

    @firesports9458

    Жыл бұрын

    What episode

  • @ItsFoxxYT
    @ItsFoxxYT2 жыл бұрын

    Aye, iv taken the messages to heart and kinda work my life by these tips now swooz. Love your content, glad iv found the ppl who treat me like I treat them

  • @huh4112
    @huh41122 жыл бұрын

    loving the outfit youre killing it dude

  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr92843 жыл бұрын

    I remember being a simp. I’m glad I learned from my mistakes.

  • @spideylover4105

    @spideylover4105

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @BytzDrawz

    @BytzDrawz

    3 жыл бұрын

    *nope*

  • @ozzy-bj3ov

    @ozzy-bj3ov

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea me too

  • @agentbraxton3485

    @agentbraxton3485

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy

  • @willverschneider1102

    @willverschneider1102

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was a total simp in high school. Now I see most women as good looking, but not worth my time. Perhaps one day I'll make a true connection, but not now.

  • @crystal_luxas4578
    @crystal_luxas45783 жыл бұрын

    My guy swoozie up in here exposing EVERYBODY

  • @DKINTHELAB

    @DKINTHELAB

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right hahah like Just @ me already 😂😂😭😭

  • @Onion_wavy

    @Onion_wavy

    3 жыл бұрын

    not me

  • @nicoflight3982

    @nicoflight3982

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everybody who simped

  • @drewjaqua2905
    @drewjaqua29052 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed this... Wasn't sure what to expect but I was pleasantly surprised by the healthy perspective. That tweet is awesome.

  • @belledelfino5274
    @belledelfino52742 жыл бұрын

    Really needed to watch this video at this point in my life

  • @TheElementsAreWithMe
    @TheElementsAreWithMe3 жыл бұрын

    "All men are kings" "If he breathes....he's a SIIIIMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!!"

  • @iluridx

    @iluridx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most underrated comment ever

  • @tallcat2652

    @tallcat2652

    3 жыл бұрын

    Merryweather

  • @southwestlimitedproduction9738

    @southwestlimitedproduction9738

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wheres my lightsaber

  • @000xyz

    @000xyz

    3 жыл бұрын

    I still can't believe i am friends with an internet celebrity

  • @gacharockstar2017

    @gacharockstar2017

    3 жыл бұрын

    My my how the tables have turned

  • @unknown70000
    @unknown700003 жыл бұрын

    she drove out and got you the game, that's a queen.

  • @mxrbidgrimtales

    @mxrbidgrimtales

    3 жыл бұрын

    Queen and wifey material for sure

  • @emmanuelwil-jeff

    @emmanuelwil-jeff

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hold up were you even watching the video swoozie ya sure simp if they simp back to you but it's always good to have a modicum of caution bc you don't know what ppl do did will do i was personally thinking how sus and sketch that is bc a favour is a favor but it's never that simple

  • @emmanuelwil-jeff

    @emmanuelwil-jeff

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Thats Cap hah now ain't that interesting way to put it but also did the swooze make the moves like reel talk you don't spend that kinda money unless it's on a girl so like was swoozie feeling her i wonder

  • @yangosakurai7505

    @yangosakurai7505

    3 жыл бұрын

    You don't know what people do did will do... Anyone else's head hurt after reading that comment? 🤣🤪🤦‍♂️

  • @emmanuelwil-jeff

    @emmanuelwil-jeff

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yangosakurai7505 if it hurt your head you read enough to know it hurts your head so why not just say what you really want to say internet is a free and open space ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @sharpknight7026
    @sharpknight70262 жыл бұрын

    I like the way you put everything its very well explained keep it up!

  • @funnyvalentine601
    @funnyvalentine6012 жыл бұрын

    the explanation at the start really helped me i knew what simp meant but i had trouble explaining it to people

  • @JuanFlores-be2rm
    @JuanFlores-be2rm3 жыл бұрын

    I like how he says ‘’ hold up wait a minute “

  • @-gay-chavibez-1747

    @-gay-chavibez-1747

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s a coppa

  • @pv_himothy54

    @pv_himothy54

    3 жыл бұрын

    He also says I’m just super sayian

  • @mash4.

    @mash4.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Issa 22

  • @-gay-chavibez-1747

    @-gay-chavibez-1747

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mash4. pHew PhEw Phew

  • @MichaelsMadnessDiecast

    @MichaelsMadnessDiecast

    3 жыл бұрын

    Something ain’t right

  • @cristobalvallejo7099
    @cristobalvallejo70993 жыл бұрын

    this is how many people felt bad for the dog 👇

  • @DrakoGo2DaMoon

    @DrakoGo2DaMoon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luck

  • @CoreyCompertore

    @CoreyCompertore

    3 жыл бұрын

    I literally used that same example on myself thinking this chick made me happy whenever she was around I went from a happy dog to a simp dog RIP

  • @oscarsolis9636

    @oscarsolis9636

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jaren Groves cats are sooo much better

  • @bassainnewton9689

    @bassainnewton9689

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not me could care less

  • @ayarriba9093

    @ayarriba9093

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jaren Groves maaaate

  • @quantummechanicalengineeri7016
    @quantummechanicalengineeri7016 Жыл бұрын

    Finding a friend that’s truthful is hard.

  • @Creetur
    @Creetur Жыл бұрын

    It’s not simping if it’s reciprocated, because if it’s reciprocated then it’s a healthy relationship, but if it isn’t you are just wasting your life on a fraction of a fraction of someone else’s world.

  • @JustADudeDoingSomething
    @JustADudeDoingSomething3 жыл бұрын

    Simping, flirting, and being manipulated/taken advantage of are different things just so you guys know the difference. Simping - Devoting yourself to someone in hopes of holding a small amount of significance in their life. Truth is, you dont. Flirting - When both parties mutually consents to eachother bonding in a romantic physical or verbal way. Manipulative - The other person leading you on by using means of physical or verbal attraction to make you think or act a certain way regardless of whether you're simping or not.

  • @JordanWheeler1999

    @JordanWheeler1999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @JustADudeDoingSomething

    @JustADudeDoingSomething

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JordanWheeler1999 yeh

  • @wordeddown9536

    @wordeddown9536

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not gonna try and bring too much drama here but. Your definition of manipulative kind of matches what the pride community does. Well at least on Roblox. I see on Roblox these Pride Ads talking about how great it is the be homosexual, yeah that's great but. You're leaving out all the bad stuff about it. Hate speech, discrimination, depression, anxiety, hypocrisy, etc. Like you said for the definition, "other person leading you on by using means of physical or verbal attraction to make you think or act a certain way".

  • @JustADudeDoingSomething

    @JustADudeDoingSomething

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wordeddown9536 so is that a good thing or a bad thing that my definition matches this roblox ad or whatever? I don't play roblox so i wouldn't know.

  • @wordeddown9536

    @wordeddown9536

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JustADudeDoingSomething Its bad.

  • @imntmaat
    @imntmaat Жыл бұрын

    the “holdup wait a min” had me weak lol

  • @yeastori
    @yeastori2 жыл бұрын

    this man is gonna destroy so many friendships I not even laughing

  • @one-up7498
    @one-up74983 жыл бұрын

    “It’s okay to simp for somebody if you simp for them back.” Swoozie- 2020

  • @truccthicc2525

    @truccthicc2525

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well im lil cunfused bc simping for each other ISNT SIMPING ):0

  • @thomasalbrecht35

    @thomasalbrecht35

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@truccthicc2525 it’s called two people loving each other and not trying to act like they don’t

  • @truccthicc2525

    @truccthicc2525

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thomasalbrecht35 well ur right but simping for each other is technaly not simping but ur right so yay

  • @losergoddess6277
    @losergoddess62773 жыл бұрын

    Jesus. I'm just trying to be friends with Swoozie. Not to out buy each other. I'm too broke for that. But he seems actually genuine LOL

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool22322 жыл бұрын

    This man has unlocked the secrets of life

  • @sannyassi73
    @sannyassi732 жыл бұрын

    You are a wise person. Love the channel, nice work!

  • @princessamanda3387
    @princessamanda33873 жыл бұрын

    Swoozie: "hold up wait a minute" Me: "it's a chopper"

  • @savannamarie3088

    @savannamarie3088

    3 жыл бұрын

    its a 22 😂😂😂

  • @juniorbangura141

    @juniorbangura141

    3 жыл бұрын

    FACTSSSS

  • @kkiimchii7535

    @kkiimchii7535

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underated comment 🙌🏽

  • @m3yas0

    @m3yas0

    3 жыл бұрын

    why did i see this comment as soon as that part came on

  • @dont6439

    @dont6439

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dont read my PROFILē PICTURè :)

  • @ultiminithestrange477
    @ultiminithestrange4773 жыл бұрын

    “It’s ok to simp if they are simping for you” that is called a relationship/friendship/companionship not simping

  • @phoenix33a65

    @phoenix33a65

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh... the good ole' dayz!

  • @alexandermacintosh2920

    @alexandermacintosh2920

    3 жыл бұрын

    Silly or foolish is the meaning of simp

  • @BigeuleLP

    @BigeuleLP

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah the word Simp is overused and lost its meaning

  • @snowman657

    @snowman657

    3 жыл бұрын

    no shit

  • @ItsC00k1e

    @ItsC00k1e

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, the word “simp” lost it’s meaning due to lifeless 8 yr olds. I agree.

  • @isak5263
    @isak52632 жыл бұрын

    Yeah its so frustrating I always initiate conversations when I connect with someone but they never contact me, it makes me feel sad because I put in the effort to get to know them but they have no interest in me as a person. Ultimately I always just cut it off by not contacting them and giving them the chance to initiate which they never do. I don't care if people don't find me super interesting but I do care that nobody puts in any effort to get to know me even when I dive deep into conversation with them and help them talk out deep stuff.

  • @TheyCallMeIce
    @TheyCallMeIce2 жыл бұрын

    I dont see your videos often, but when I do, it's always a valuable life lesson I wish I'd've learned earlier.

  • @freerbx793
    @freerbx7933 жыл бұрын

    "It's okay to simp for somebody if they simp for you back" That's just called a highly dedicated relationship

  • @nicolaisb2

    @nicolaisb2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Simp

  • @moelester7714
    @moelester77143 жыл бұрын

    Don’t compare simps into dogs.It’s disrespectful to dogs.

  • @Justcatc

    @Justcatc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @cenksari9273

    @cenksari9273

    3 жыл бұрын

    agree 100%.

  • @equ1noxii599

    @equ1noxii599

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ong

  • @cocknball410

    @cocknball410

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @mgnruth

    @mgnruth

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree agree.

  • @samramos310
    @samramos3102 жыл бұрын

    That final quote alone is worth the like

  • @asher319
    @asher3192 жыл бұрын

    imma a little late to the party, but this video changed my life. this is ideal content. Love you swooze!

  • @mralabbad7
    @mralabbad73 жыл бұрын

    When you simp and they simp back The simping cancels out because you both got something from the other person Otherwise known as a good relationship

  • @gibbous_silver

    @gibbous_silver

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @DOOMZEDAY

    @DOOMZEDAY

    3 жыл бұрын

    Relationships are just reciprocated simping

  • @Bella-cw1us

    @Bella-cw1us

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes exactly

  • @DOOMZEDAY

    @DOOMZEDAY

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Black Ninja nah, it's a considerate lifestyle. I got more than one friend circles and they're so active. If I died I do believe I will be missed. Just think of all the hearts you can touch. The more people at ur funeral, the higher ur score 😊

  • @DOOMZEDAY

    @DOOMZEDAY

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Black Ninja I was being a dummy at the end sorry for not being wholefully serious. But yeah dude that's a wonderful take on the highs of enjoying life, for us maybe it could take very little to bring happiness, for others it could be a lot of material things, in the end i just hope the regrets don't ever kick in for any of us

  • @oppoaction
    @oppoaction3 жыл бұрын

    It’s not simping at that point if you’re both “simping” for each other.

  • @jessepadilla2400

    @jessepadilla2400

    3 жыл бұрын

    tHaTs sOme gOoD WiSdOm

  • @Tiberious_Of_Elona

    @Tiberious_Of_Elona

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep, it's called a healthy and happy relationship. People are now misusing the word Simp an insane amount.

  • @aj3706

    @aj3706

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tiberious_Of_Elona pretty sure that's the joke. It has even become a meme.

  • @neaseldatches1464

    @neaseldatches1464

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tiberious_Of_Elona a man named felix started this

  • @yvngstrm6355

    @yvngstrm6355

    3 жыл бұрын

    -Swoozie 2020

  • @yaboi5337
    @yaboi53372 жыл бұрын

    3:04 I have a friend, we go grab lunch together every now and then, there is always an argument who's gonna pay, we both want to be the one paying

  • @vanillalavender2382
    @vanillalavender2382 Жыл бұрын

    The best PSA I've seen in a while.

  • @shinobitoby
    @shinobitoby3 жыл бұрын

    One thing I respect about Swoozie is the fact that he values friendships over relationships because some people are truly messed up and don't care about you or you feeling. This has been an eye opener

  • @ARHanif-ej7oz

    @ARHanif-ej7oz

    3 жыл бұрын

    True. Sometimes they only cares about themselves and how other people can benefit them.

  • @Helljumper_Fanatic

    @Helljumper_Fanatic

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's something i can respect

  • @ZaffreRevolution
    @ZaffreRevolution3 жыл бұрын

    “stop texting first and see how many dead plants you’re watering” WOOF whoever said that is a philosopher

  • @glitch4278
    @glitch42782 жыл бұрын

    this man is a genius

  • @caleriutta2120
    @caleriutta21202 жыл бұрын

    this man spiting strait fax

  • @cherese3146
    @cherese31463 жыл бұрын

    This rant about ‘unbalanced friendships’ makes me sad. Every friendship I’ve ever had have been unbalanced... :’)

  • @ACuteLittleFish

    @ACuteLittleFish

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same honestly, that’s why I have no problem cutting people off as soon as I realize that it’s happening once again

  • @DavidLee-lq5lz

    @DavidLee-lq5lz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most people want an unbalanced relationship...in their favor. For reals, who wants to break even when they can make a profit?

  • @erinpelletier9570

    @erinpelletier9570

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel this so bad. As soon as I stopped texting first every time, most of my friendships fell flat on their face.

  • @ReenasRandom

    @ReenasRandom

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same. I feel called out but at the same time, I'm glad someone brought attention to it.

  • @knitetimeteddy2989

    @knitetimeteddy2989

    3 жыл бұрын

    WAT I'LL BE YO FRIEND U GOTTA PS4?

  • @fraggerlagger
    @fraggerlagger3 жыл бұрын

    “Name any show and I will watch all of it” *O N E P I E C E*

  • @kaienjin5468

    @kaienjin5468

    3 жыл бұрын

    *D R A G O N B A L L*

  • @greywolf7577

    @greywolf7577

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just go for a talk show like "The Late Show" or something. That will take forever to watch all the episodes of.

  • @BigGuyGarou

    @BigGuyGarou

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough oh god my throat watch Tokyo ghoul

  • @BigGuyGarou

    @BigGuyGarou

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Lumi Z 10/10 one of the best anime’s hands down and you will enjoy it. Oh and also the main character cries a lot.

  • @Starlightnova111

    @Starlightnova111

    3 жыл бұрын

    *The Simpsons*

  • @mixael7711
    @mixael7711 Жыл бұрын

    "Some people around you are gonna celebrate you, some people are just gonna tolerate you, and its a very good idea to figure out who's gonna do which." - Swoozie Actual facts.

  • @MonkesClayhut
    @MonkesClayhut Жыл бұрын

    This is super helpfull and actualy made me realise my “friend” might not be an actual friend

  • @toryhyde9306
    @toryhyde93063 жыл бұрын

    How many people reevaluated so many friendships after watching this.

  • @ziadburghli6993

    @ziadburghli6993

    3 жыл бұрын

    About to see how many dead trees I’ve been watering

  • @47instagramfollowers58

    @47instagramfollowers58

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ziadburghli6993 same

  • @kingmuizz708

    @kingmuizz708

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me....

  • @BlackySpeakz
    @BlackySpeakz3 жыл бұрын

    So stop simping period, even for the homies? I agree

  • @Novafwm

    @Novafwm

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wassup black speakz

  • @kiao287

    @kiao287

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unless it's mutual ofcourse

  • @joyc.e.7511

    @joyc.e.7511

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kiao287 Wow, mutual simping...isn't that just a relationship? A very devoted one that's probably unhealthy

  • @district4production414

    @district4production414

    3 жыл бұрын

    @sossa4lif3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @southwestlimitedproduction9738

    @southwestlimitedproduction9738

    3 жыл бұрын

    FAX

  • @Brickswithlogan
    @Brickswithlogan Жыл бұрын

    Lets get this straight. Being kind and being a simp is a different thing.

  • @kenysulivan95
    @kenysulivan952 жыл бұрын

    its good to see that ur not totally blinded with friendship...😁

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