90% of bouncers are just school bullies that never learnt to be anything else

@justaguywithapowerpole

12 күн бұрын

Capp most do side work construction and former boxers and fighters

@LordKellog

12 күн бұрын

⁠@@justaguywithapowerpoleCorrection lad they “used” to bouncers are either foreign guys, small lads that have too much anger and not enough intelligence. Have to find a pretty special place to have quality lads on the doors.

@chelseafc5000

11 күн бұрын

Seen a lot of them touch up fresh 18 year olds as well dodgy people

@alextv293

10 күн бұрын

Just don’t wear trackies to a club fella. Pretty simple stuff.

@OneForTheNorth

10 күн бұрын

Nope, they are usually the bullied and that’s why they take the job, similar to the police. And then dosh out their vengeance 😂

Bouncers on average are the worst vibes people ever

@MrBounce66

13 күн бұрын

Maybe because they are working whilst everyone else is having fun ?. Maybe because they have to protect decent punters from the spastics that start fights ?.

@br-jj6re

12 күн бұрын

At clubs that play rock or metal they are cool asf, most goth nutcases are in full leather or something theres no point trying a dress code

@twk4977

12 күн бұрын

​@@MrBounce66isn't an excuse to be rude and not friendly

@shushmynigga

12 күн бұрын

@@MrBounce66we found the bouncer

@jacksonboyd02

12 күн бұрын

Then hear me out…go get a different job

Bouncers being rude has honestly damaged the club scene massively,after seeing videos of bouncers knocking out drunk kids for no reason I don’t feel as comfortable getting drunk at clubs,then clubs complain about decreasing numbers and act surprised

@MrBounce66

13 күн бұрын

Nah, what's ruined clubbing is morons starting fights using knives, etc.

@trashtalk9244

12 күн бұрын

Naa Clubs are not as lit as a few yrs ago prices for drinks are expensive everyone standing around staring at others

I’m a nightclub bouncer and we let people in no matter what they are wearing as long as it ain’t soiled workwear

@mangojuuls

14 күн бұрын

Well ur clearly not

@BSTVskilo

14 күн бұрын

@@mangojuuls if he was gonna lie about what job he has in a KZread comment I think he wouldn’t settle in ‘nightclub bouncer’

@tehjunkfood

13 күн бұрын

I’ve never seen a nightclub bouncer stop someone from coming in, unless they were dirty or had a weird vibe.

@deepdivin

13 күн бұрын

I mean from this story, apparently not. Maybe you do, but not everyone. Can't say 'we' anymore 😢

@aaroncochrane4467

13 күн бұрын

@@deepdivinbro calm down 😂😂😂😂😂

I remember a bouncer doing this to my dad on his stag night, told him he couldn’t go in because his trousers had to many pockets. He’d booked 5 private booths with bottles on the tables for everyone who had gone, cost him over £10,000. Ended up getting it all refunded and a club guide heard it all and said he’d get us into a better club, he spoke to the manager and he let us straight in. Dad spent the money in that club instead. Crazy how they let their attitudes fuck shit up, would’ve loved to see the convo from him and his boss as to why 30+ people left the club and why they had to refund so much money

@williamhobbs4202

Сағат бұрын

A bouncer didn’t let my mate in on Halloween for wearing trackies (part of the costume) yet there’s people there wearing literally no trousers. Swear they just pick someone at random and chose to fuck them over

I had a similar experience with a bouncer on my 21st birthday and we had to find a different bar. They have a power trip like none other

@lordrevilo7935

15 күн бұрын

No one cares

@ZachWilsonsMomsFriend

15 күн бұрын

@@lordrevilo7935 your mother told me she cares deeply

@lewisdunhill2111

15 күн бұрын

They are all sniffed out there box thats why

@TheSlicer40

15 күн бұрын

@@lordrevilo7935 you cared enough to reply 🤷‍♀️

@NoName-fv1gw

14 күн бұрын

⁠@@ZachWilsonsMomsFriendany bouncer that tests me i just tell them let’s go round the corner and have it out they don’t mess with me again

Bouncers love to abuse the very little power they have to feel like a god

Just buy the club then sack the bouncer 😂

@reshiramex1399

13 күн бұрын

ayo you got the same pfp as me!!

@ianhayes3980

10 күн бұрын

And then he gets sued for unfair dismissal, the bouncer walks away with a fat paycheck this guy is down money had bad press written about him and the club plus now he owns the club he also has to find a new bouncer, also are we just skipping over the fact that you need a licence to actually own a club you simply carnt just open or buy one there is so much background work that has to be done first, is it really worth it just to fire some guy because your salty about the fact that you wore the wrong trousers

Only time I’ve genuinely had beef with bouncers was a 5 foot nothing woman trying to kick me out for checking outside. I straight up told her and anyone else no because I wasn’t leaving my girlfriend inside, the head bouncer came over and said it was fine and told the woman off for being on a power trip. Morale of the story, don’t beef with bouncers unless you’re serious and in the right. They can tell.

That bouncer straight doubled down

One time at uni me and my friends queued to get into a nightclub for an entire hour, and as we got to the front the bouncers declared the queue needed to be single file for anybody to be let in, knowing damn well that was impossible. The queue would have been a mile long. Absolutely refused to let anybody in. Hour wasted, night ruined.

‘Did she start yappin?’ 💀

Really selling the club life here, waste of time and money.

@wackyadz06

14 күн бұрын

You broke! Imagine not being able to form your own opinion hahahaha. You tool

@meridian6042

13 күн бұрын

def not my scene but everyone enjoys their time differently. I think go-karts is a waste of money too but some peeps really enjoy it

@XJokermanX

12 күн бұрын

​@@meridian6042yep

Bouncers will allow women in but men wesring homeless clothes even if it looks good they'll say no, but they dont realise they make more money letting the rich ok dressed people in because they care about class over money which is why people go to other areas I did the analysis for a company before, that was my conclusion and when i changed the code and hired bouncres who understood modern fashion they made 80% in the first quarter and later 120% by the end of the year while keeping class and wealth

Worst job: customer service

Clearly noone told the bouncer its owners describe it as a 'relaxed bar/lounge '

Bouncers should be on the list

a myki inspector. real ones know.

Just put it into perspective what the job entails.. standing at a door frame for 12 hour at stupid times like 2 in morning 😂

bullies with a powertrip

He don't answer back to bouncers 😂😂😂😂😂

@alisoyupak2730

13 күн бұрын

I do, they’re very insecure but I’d love for them to try hit me so I can sue the fuck out of them😁

I have a door supervisor badge but I ain't never worked a door just cause I haven't really got the right mentality for it. But I've worked with security guards who have been doormen, some are okay even decent guys but some are just arseholes with a power complex

Night club bouncer here, the folk I refuse entry are ones that are already drunk, and even then if the club is open till 4/5am they would be told to just go sober up (eat something, water etc) and come back in an hour.

Complaint handler in a call centre. Police officer seems a bit shit too, but i say call centre from experience 😭

Some of the id’s he played in this set are unreal, Sem Vox ID, TP ID, eleganto ID, the express yourself ID, M&S ID, Absolutely unreal

Bouncers are dangerous. I know stories from men and women who have been abused by them, and it is very scary.

These guys are nothing but kids enterainers

Some bouncers are assholes, but let’s be real, 9/10 times it’s the drunk guy who’s being the asshole. Anyone who doesn’t think this should try going out with their own mates sober. Often you realise you all act like tools. It’s fun by the way, not knocking it, but for us Brits and Aussies it can be interesting to see from the outside.

@GrizzlyAdams101

6 күн бұрын

You’re right but it’s the way they deal with things at times. Plus who they are as people, they can’t wait for some little drunk 19 year old to gob off so 10 of them can jump on him😂 They don’t usually start it, but they just take it over the top and enjoy it.

Just don’t wear trackies to a club. Pretty simple stuff, don’t look like a tramp X

@ryanhall478

10 күн бұрын

It’s really that simple🤣

@JustaDislikeButton

6 күн бұрын

You're forgetting if you're a woman. Then you can wear what you like.

@ryanhall478

6 күн бұрын

@@JustaDislikeButton your forgetting it’s common knowledge girls get in with anything because the bouncers are thirsty just turn up in the right clothes

To think you have more of a chance batterin a club bouncer then u do a real security guy bouncers aint anything

Call center... couldn't last a week, soul killer

@trashtalk9244

12 күн бұрын

Why ? Your just answering calls

100 Wardour Street sounds gash.

They let girls in no matter what they are wearing simply because if there are girls in there that will draw more guys in those guys will then splash tones of cash to try and impress the girls, it's the same reason clubs do things like half price drinks for girls on specific nights or will just let girls in for free, alot of clubs also pay girls to be there again because it draws in more guys who want to get laid thus they start spending crazy time amounts of money to impress the girls

Most people doing security are very limited in intelligence and people skills doing what are dead end boring jobs. Must suck, understandable that some of them take the chance to point score over others.

I've met one or two sound bouncers out of thousands

@novaclan8542

6 күн бұрын

It’s weird that cus all the bouncers I’ve met have all been sound, maybe it’s you and the ppl you’re around

@therealhb1763

3 күн бұрын

@@novaclan8542definitely not they all at dickheads

Why aren't tracksuits allowed?

@olza4562

13 күн бұрын

I've never fully understood it either but there is like a universal dress code in the UK. No tracksuits or trainers. People usually just wear jeans.

@maximum34k38

13 күн бұрын

@@olza4562 I live in UK but I've never been to a club

@olza4562

12 күн бұрын

@@maximum34k38 ah fairs. Yeah jeans is usually ur best bet if you ever go

Yer you really can’t do that shit lol. Can’t just kick people out because you’re judging people on what they wear. There is a dress code for most venues but if you let them in and they have stuff inside and purchased stuff you can’t just kick them out based on you changing your mind. Dead inside and bros like “you hurt my feelings go away”.

Bouncers are a bunch of nobodies

All these influences talking about never having a normal job or miserable jobs that people do are gonna have a rude awakening in a few years

Some bouncers are wankers but a lot of them are sound

@olza4562

13 күн бұрын

most of time if you just treat them with respect and wear jeans they won't care. Simon did neither of those things (not saying what the bouncer did was right either tbh)

Bouncers are up there with policemen as the scummiest, had like 999999 bad and unfair experiences with them

@MrBounce66

12 күн бұрын

Sounds like the problem is you. Not them.

Imagine being rich and a famous and still getting denied to a club lol, fuck that just throw ya own events at that point 🤣

As a former bouncer, depending on the time you come in we will just make up excuses to not let you in, whether that is trainers, tracksuit, cargo or whatever. Especially because you said the bar was empty so I’m assuming it’s near closing time. Hell no, no one’s coming in because then to get them out it’s long

There are rules in place… doesn’t matter what you make, if you’re a scruff you’re not getting in. Dudes just doing his job. Entitled rich ponce

@JustaDislikeButton

6 күн бұрын

Except he wasn't. The bouncer let someone else in with a tracksuit just because they were a woman, so obviously, there isn't a dress code against that, and he was just having a power trip.

Who is Amy?

@Sausage_260

14 күн бұрын

Friend of Talia and all the girls from sidemen, probably their friends as well.

@geronimo1357

14 күн бұрын

She is a good friend of Josh and Freya since school. Actually the reason Josh and Freya even met

He wouldn't say that answer if he didn't had that experience... Just coz a bouncer was not good with him .... Let's label the job as the most miserable one ... Like wtf..

@JustaDislikeButton

6 күн бұрын

Or you can just imagine having to deal with hundreds of drunk people every day. Obviously, that is a horrible job.

A couple of rich Tories talking about which is the worst job like they know what a job is

@aleenafits

14 күн бұрын

You're so bitter😂 maybe work on your life and you'll be less miserable

@Rio-ri3op

14 күн бұрын

Such a victim you

Bold coming from a KZreadr

@xxgenjixx2284

15 күн бұрын

What relevance is that 💀

@jordangoddard6047

14 күн бұрын

Bro if ur jealous that ur broke its ok it’s been 7 months of pure hating u can stop

Simon sucks

Sounds like a made up story m, even Randy didn’t believe it

@ReginaldDeliciousHunter

14 күн бұрын

No one is that unreasonable, story is embellished

@alisoyupak2730

13 күн бұрын

@@ReginaldDeliciousHuntera bouncer not letting a guy in for dress code but allowing a girl? Have you ever stepped foot outside kid🤣 most normal story ever

I’m not a bouncer by any means, but to get an SIA badge, requires intelligence. You don’t just get them handed to you. And most clubs have rules that the bouncers have to follow. So that could mean - any female welcome no matter what they’re dresses in vs guys have to wear formal wear clothing. And usually a 70%-30% female to male ratio etc some do power trip yeah, but if you know you’re going out so just wear something decent init, problem solved. But then again, these KZread peeps seem to think they’re above everyone else and can do what they like…. Well, welcome to the real world u suppose.

Bruh. That's next level man. 😂 Should be glad he even got minter in full length pants lol. Sx, minter and jme always in shorts. Jj had to buy sx pants he didnt even own a pair.

@yesdcotchin

15 күн бұрын

Simon's in full-lengths all the time, tf you on about?!

@I_Scorched_You

15 күн бұрын

@@yesdcotchin whatever 🙄😒💤😪😴🛌🛏️😌🥱😫

@saffronia2992

15 күн бұрын

​@@yesdcotchinSimon has said that he has a preference for shorts and he's always in shorts when he's at home.

see i’m glad im not ritch cause id i’ve payed thousands to get him sacked

Just shows how detached from reality they/ everyone in comments are because theres alot worse jobs then that like cleaning dirty toilets or working in mines abroad for Penny's a day theres about a 1000 miserable jobs too before being a bouncer

@JustaDislikeButton

6 күн бұрын

Obviously. There is no real "worst job," but having to deal with hundreds of drunk people is pretty bad. Although obviously something like going to war is a way worse job.

@dillonwalkingshaw3021

6 күн бұрын

@@JustaDislikeButton half the bouncers get the job coz there big guys that enjoy a fight it's a pretty easy job Monday to Thursday for the most part they have nothing todo but stand about easy wage that

The most miserable job from two people who have never had a real job

@aleenafits

14 күн бұрын

Imagine being so extremely wrong😂 jealousy is a disease