Silicon Valley S01E05 scrum scene

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  • @PCRevolt
    @PCRevolt9 жыл бұрын

    "This just became a job."

  • @seph9980

    @seph9980

    7 жыл бұрын

    exactly...

  • @IcySlime1

    @IcySlime1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Firebrand Heard it as I scrolled down to see this.

  • @Chipiliro613

    @Chipiliro613

    5 жыл бұрын

    *angry face*

  • @mirjamheijn5214

    @mirjamheijn5214

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gilfoyle gets all the best lines

  • @xandercorp6175

    @xandercorp6175

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, who would ever want to do something worthwhile *on purpose*?

  • @pennybeats4435
    @pennybeats44356 жыл бұрын

    Have a CS interview today and the application says must have a good understanding of Scrum framework... came here to brush up of my knowledge

  • @bitronicc1887

    @bitronicc1887

    5 жыл бұрын

    How'd it go?

  • @CozekoTheKingOfCrows

    @CozekoTheKingOfCrows

    5 жыл бұрын

    completly bad when he told him ”why dont u cholk on ma balls”

  • @greywolf187

    @greywolf187

    4 жыл бұрын

    this is kanban tho

  • @jorgeriveramx

    @jorgeriveramx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@greywolf187 that's correct. Or scrumban

  • @ConanRider

    @ConanRider

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jorgeriveramx 6 week sprint maybe? It's excessive

  • @Djazeiry
    @Djazeiry9 жыл бұрын

    the best course ever about scrum i think

  • @kote.shengelia

    @kote.shengelia

    6 жыл бұрын

    and it's about kanban, unfortunate

  • @alex20776a

    @alex20776a

    6 жыл бұрын

    Funny is that I was looking for a video that would explain it so I can implement it at work

  • @Neon2110

    @Neon2110

    5 жыл бұрын

    Konstantine Shengelia Kanban, saFe, JIRA all part of our daily lives now

  • @slickm7

    @slickm7

    5 жыл бұрын

    Major issue is difficulty of stories shouldn't be assessed by time to complete

  • @ItsSota

    @ItsSota

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scrum is easy to understand, but hard to master

  • @bapluda
    @bapluda8 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what I thought when I was introduced to scrum: "THIS JUST BECAME A JOB"

  • @THEtrueidiots

    @THEtrueidiots

    7 жыл бұрын

    bapluda wait is scrum a real thing

  • @starsky1012

    @starsky1012

    6 жыл бұрын

    We use scrum at work but our workboard is on a website instead of an actual board.

  • @armani9219

    @armani9219

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dassix 1 exactly! waterfall works very well in defined, very obvious contexts wherein no real unanswered questions lie. Scrum on the other hand is very handy for kind of complex contexts in which we don’t know the full scope of the problem we’re tackling. Peace

  • @sebastianlahns8023

    @sebastianlahns8023

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@rice83101 incompetent people believe in just one method for all tasks... you can combine the two for developement within release cycles

  • @Globeguy1

    @Globeguy1

    4 жыл бұрын

    phil jml it used to be a creative outlet but with all the scrum bullshit it's no longer about passion. Hence it just became a job.

  • @emmanuelagudo4918
    @emmanuelagudo49183 жыл бұрын

    After reading the Scrum Guide for 2020 for almost a dozen times now, I've got to say that this script is pretty much well crafted in terms of the application, theory, and for that organizational argument about Scrum adoption. Jared is such an inspiration to be a Scrum Master.

  • @TunjungUtomo

    @TunjungUtomo

    Жыл бұрын

    That Scrum Board is nowhere near the Scrum Guide 2020. I mean sure it's okay for teams to adjust and have their own specific custom Scrum Board, but let's not make it sounds like the Scrum Guide requires it to be that complicated. One of Scrum's principles is Focus, so it's important to use just what's absolutely necessary

  • @TheRishikesh99

    @TheRishikesh99

    Жыл бұрын

    From my academic experience, this is kanban/scrumban instead of an actual scrum. They are all agile so….. they are still right.

  • @Ash_18037

    @Ash_18037

    11 ай бұрын

    So you actually admit to reading the scrum guide almost a dozen times? As a long suffering scrum victim I can only quote Guilfoyle: "why don't you choke on my balls?"

  • @jeremytheoneofdestiny8691

    @jeremytheoneofdestiny8691

    10 ай бұрын

    This is kanban, not scrum. There is no sprint and no scrum rituals. Kanban can exist within scrum and usually does, but this is just pure kanban.

  • @kefsound

    @kefsound

    6 ай бұрын

    You guys need a life.

  • @drodriguez3293
    @drodriguez32934 жыл бұрын

    Jared was the glue to this company

  • @saisubhash8907

    @saisubhash8907

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed.

  • @travis7211

    @travis7211

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@saisubhash8907 No, Pied Piper

  • @shohruhjurakulov1079

    @shohruhjurakulov1079

    3 жыл бұрын

    and useless

  • @theascendunt9960

    @theascendunt9960

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shohruhjurakulov1079 Useless? He literally saved this company on multiple occasions. Especially at the start. What show have you been watching?

  • @shohruhjurakulov1079

    @shohruhjurakulov1079

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theascendunt9960 still useless

  • @StormerSage
    @StormerSage5 жыл бұрын

    When no one updates the Trello.

  • @chendaddy

    @chendaddy

    5 жыл бұрын

    And you use the faded card function so you open up your Trello one day and every card looks like an old-ass pirate treasure map.

  • @SharkAcademy

    @SharkAcademy

    4 жыл бұрын

    I only have access to the online version so...

  • @effmerunning

    @effmerunning

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was a voluntary thing

  • @craigmercury7916

    @craigmercury7916

    4 жыл бұрын

    Trello is evil.

  • @aditnegi2577

    @aditnegi2577

    3 жыл бұрын

    Notion ain't it fam

  • @Cofe82
    @Cofe824 жыл бұрын

    I remember screaming 'I HAD ALMOST THE SAME SCRUM EXPLANATION GIVEN TO ME' when I saw this first air on HBO... it's a scary funny feeling to know how well they captured people's feelings when introducing SCRUM to a dev or product team. I just wished they also lambasted JIRA in the same scene...

  • @juniorsundar

    @juniorsundar

    Жыл бұрын

    Fucking JIRA….

  • @Mone7Hero77

    @Mone7Hero77

    Жыл бұрын

    Is that bad? I am waiting to get access to it. 😅

  • @RapManCZ

    @RapManCZ

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mone7Hero77 once you get in, there is no way out...

  • @Clarity-808

    @Clarity-808

    Жыл бұрын

    I love Jira

  • @wjrneo2

    @wjrneo2

    3 сағат бұрын

    @@Mone7Hero77 Jira sucks. SCRUM sucks more. Its managements excuse to load crap tons of red time instead of actually getting things done.

  • @victornaut
    @victornaut7 жыл бұрын

    Is there anyone else here who's just watched a video about scrum and came back here to see Jered's explanation?

  • @magicgame8735

    @magicgame8735

    7 жыл бұрын

    Watch Silicon Valley online here => twitter.com/fa91d03149e3e4e2d/status/824453837792567296

  • @jasondads9509

    @jasondads9509

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@magicgame8735 thats a tweet

  • @RPGpro22
    @RPGpro225 жыл бұрын

    This is unbelievably accurate. I'm an IT developer and we have 30 minute scrum meetings every single day, except our board is about twice this size with 20 shades of fucking postit notes.

  • @nachonachoman

    @nachonachoman

    Жыл бұрын

    It's fine except for the condescendingly insider vernacular. Is they had just made it functionally descriptive engineers wouldn't regard it with disdain

  • @shawnmercado2219

    @shawnmercado2219

    Жыл бұрын

    30 minute scrum meetings, how tf did people let that happen. It's supposed to be 15 minutes at maximum, preferably like half that. That's why it's called a "standup"... you're literally supposed to stand up through the whole meeting so that people keep it moving.

  • @mayursonowal

    @mayursonowal

    Жыл бұрын

    30 minutes? those are rookie numbers. Try 60

  • @Fenderak

    @Fenderak

    Жыл бұрын

    "IT Developer"

  • @anthonyparra9553

    @anthonyparra9553

    Жыл бұрын

    @@akshaynatu1084everybody needs to be managed.

  • @eamonnmooney1166
    @eamonnmooney11667 жыл бұрын

    All my cards seem to end up in the emergency column....

  • @YouTw1tFace
    @YouTw1tFace8 жыл бұрын

    This is actually just Kanban.

  • @aronsz

    @aronsz

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's right. I've been looking for this comment.

  • @albertosoto4280

    @albertosoto4280

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @VzAmPliFiEdzV

    @VzAmPliFiEdzV

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well it's a kanban board but it still kinnnnda has a bit of scrum/agile in it. They mentioned epic and user stories, so meh haha

  • @Jdonn2009

    @Jdonn2009

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rob R, Came here to say kanban is just another flavor of agile.

  • @ananda3601

    @ananda3601

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@asanokatana Isn't agile the overall methodology and, scrum and kanban the flavors?

  • @troooooper100
    @troooooper1005 жыл бұрын

    Problem with scrum IS managers. Using it as micromanaging tool, using estimates as deadlines and converting process that is pretty much experimental and error prone to publicly humiliating risk averse process. Not to mention you have to literally spend days every sprint on doing this side work.

  • @trashbear4048

    @trashbear4048

    4 жыл бұрын

    perfeclty summed up

  • @fmango

    @fmango

    4 жыл бұрын

    At my job we have the problem that devs refuse to cooperante to estimate, so they always play around until two days before the deadline

  • @elliemay1748

    @elliemay1748

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scrum is hard to do right. But, you should complete all the work in the sprint that you committed to delivering. If you don’t, you have to adjust how many points get put into the sprint. If you’re gaming the system... well the manager will fire you. I’m sorry you had a bad experience. The managers should be doing most of the planning, not the entire team, so that you’re not holding the entire team up for days, just for the sprint planning, estimations, and retro, so about 2-3 hours every sprint.

  • @orionred2489

    @orionred2489

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@elliemay1748 Wow... that sounds like heaven. I've seen this done correctly. I've seen it done badly more often, but usually because of bad training. I kid you not, my team had a 1-hour stand up, where we all went to the high-rise cafeteria and talked for an hour. If a "blocker" was brought up, the manager would say, "keep trying."

  • @smallik8584

    @smallik8584

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @spornge
    @spornge Жыл бұрын

    "This just became a job describes" how I feel about waterfall, agile, scrum and six sigma seperately and together lol I swear Gilfoyle is my inner voice during every meeting I have ever been my life.

  • @RobertMorgan

    @RobertMorgan

    8 ай бұрын

    And the new coworker I just got that inspired me to come rewatch this, he's an instructor/master in ALL of those, from the Marine Corps. So great, my job just became more of a job lol.

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS9 жыл бұрын

    "Maybe my leisurely pace is just a little faster than yours." love this show

  • @rx6277
    @rx62774 жыл бұрын

    Why 20 seasons for Grey's anatomy, and this masterpiece is already at the end....?

  • @TheClarkBark

    @TheClarkBark

    4 жыл бұрын

    The power of female viewers

  • @RudhinMenon

    @RudhinMenon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly :-/

  • @assadsiddiqui

    @assadsiddiqui

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes less is more.

  • @davidsantos1299

    @davidsantos1299

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@r3furbish3dbrain12 I mean, they had one of the best series finales of all time, so I would say they ended exactly at the right time

  • @TunjungUtomo

    @TunjungUtomo

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, 95% (some even say 99%) of startups failed within their 1st year, and this show has followed Pied Piper to its 6th year. That's much longer than most would consider the appropriate age of a startup

  • @WaseemSenjer
    @WaseemSenjer8 жыл бұрын

    Damn, I love that board.

  • @sebastianusami

    @sebastianusami

    8 жыл бұрын

    I wish i could post one for each project i have going.. but my apartment would be 90% board and 10% shelving.. damn where will i put the doors

  • @HelloThere-xs8ss

    @HelloThere-xs8ss

    3 жыл бұрын

    I already don't like you

  • @theascendunt9960

    @theascendunt9960

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@HelloThere-xs8ss Found a lazy-ass.

  • @aprilfuul
    @aprilfuul9 жыл бұрын

    Guilfoyle's line delivery at 1:42 is A+

  • @edmundhuang3121

    @edmundhuang3121

    5 жыл бұрын

    Deserves an Oscar

  • @music6577

    @music6577

    4 жыл бұрын

    Edmund Huang yeah I love this movie

  • @NinjaNuggets21

    @NinjaNuggets21

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was still speaking fast then 😅

  • @noodle7788

    @noodle7788

    11 ай бұрын

    A++

  • @longhorn2615
    @longhorn26158 жыл бұрын

    Those guys need to #Pivot

  • @Ezio470

    @Ezio470

    6 жыл бұрын

    longhorn2615 like Ross said: PIVOT...PIVOT...PIVOT!!! xD

  • @agupta9097

    @agupta9097

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pivot Pivot PIVOT shut up shut up SHUT UP

  • @coult45usmc
    @coult45usmc3 жыл бұрын

    At work, whenever the “scrum master” talks, my eyes glaze over and my brain turns off.

  • @0ktchau
    @0ktchau8 жыл бұрын

    1:48 Gilfoyle and Jared balance is comedy gold. It's like Cartman x Butters.

  • @Alex-ABPerson

    @Alex-ABPerson

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah... Sort of...

  • @gersoncruz91

    @gersoncruz91

    4 жыл бұрын

    But Jared fucks

  • @couchpotatoinc

    @couchpotatoinc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gersoncruz91 So does Butters, but only Canadian chicks.

  • @CodeWithCal
    @CodeWithCal3 жыл бұрын

    Learning in 3 minutes what took me 3 weeks in university 😆

  • @pauliewalnuts2527

    @pauliewalnuts2527

    3 ай бұрын

    They tend to over explain simple things

  • @jonathanpritchard6464
    @jonathanpritchard64643 жыл бұрын

    "Psych 101 mind control MBA bullshit" - best definition of SCRUM ever. Things like kanban boards are perfectly fine tools, but the whole 'scrum culture' and the admin nonsense that pops up around it is just.... cringe.

  • @kostaftp

    @kostaftp

    2 жыл бұрын

    it has some "cult" vibes...

  • @richsalazme
    @richsalazme9 ай бұрын

    When Gilfoyle said "This just became a job", I burst into laughter. This is literally what we do 😂 Even the same fcking explanation is spot on. What I hate most in scrum is our manager. Instead of using it as a tool for efficiency, he's using it to micromanage us.

  • @FirstLast-gk6lg
    @FirstLast-gk6lg3 жыл бұрын

    The world seems to be filled with managing, sales, HR, and marketing people desperately trying to justify their salary.

  • @kostaftp

    @kostaftp

    2 жыл бұрын

    Correct. I have a couple of projects going where I have to wear all those hats at once. Now all my alter egos hate each other.

  • @sugandesenuds6663

    @sugandesenuds6663

    Жыл бұрын

    same thing with gender studies. The entire reason people study gender studies is to teach the next generate of people studying gender studies, its like a circle of uselessnes

  • @rekaviles
    @rekaviles4 жыл бұрын

    I already miss this show :(

  • @HawkmasterStambaugh
    @HawkmasterStambaugh5 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ this is the HARDEST I've ever related to content in my life.

  • @busimo
    @busimo Жыл бұрын

    Can't believe after watching tons of videos on how scrum operate in real life, this video made it all clear for me!

  • @surfinmuso37
    @surfinmuso373 жыл бұрын

    "Fuck off, we're working" ..Danesh has the most unexpected replies.

  • @ThatGuyWithAComment
    @ThatGuyWithAComment Жыл бұрын

    Got a job interview in an hour, coming back here for a quick refresher on SCRUM

  • @TheFoyer13

    @TheFoyer13

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @sphericalcow2762
    @sphericalcow27622 жыл бұрын

    Man, I binged 6 seasons in 2 weeks. The semi-disappointing finale almost made me forget what a gem this was for the first few seasons

  • @roy4922

    @roy4922

    Жыл бұрын

    I liked the whole run, but I think losing TJ Miller was a noticeable hole that made the show a tad bit weaker for the last 2 seasons. They tried to fill his absence with more Jian-Yang, and it was decent, but it just wasn't the same.

  • @theascendunt9960

    @theascendunt9960

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roy4922 People love Jian-Yang but I could never stand the guy. I missed Ehrlich.

  • 10 жыл бұрын

    "This just became a job..." hahahah love it! :D

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome5 жыл бұрын

    Scrum works perfectly when people hate each other

  • @MasterJMR1

    @MasterJMR1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Alternatively, scrum can MAKE people hate eachother, at which point it will start working perfectly.

  • @tripleO16
    @tripleO164 жыл бұрын

    "Not tasks, storys" LOL

  • @BaconTermiteReal
    @BaconTermiteReal2 жыл бұрын

    The company i work for brought in a complete MBA moron to implement SCRUM in our company too. All the Technical guys despised it. .. it still worked

  • @AndyChamberlainMusic
    @AndyChamberlainMusic4 жыл бұрын

    the way he says "booyah" is just so funny

  • @ShadowNick
    @ShadowNick8 жыл бұрын

    I laughed my ass off in class when my Software Systems and Analysis teacher mention Scrum just because of this scene.

  • @noahibarra3379
    @noahibarra33794 жыл бұрын

    I use this for my school work to this day thank you Jared

  • @sharathwho4927
    @sharathwho49274 жыл бұрын

    I studied scrum method just 2 weeks back in my curriculum..I totally get what jared said..🤣 go scrum team..

  • @ijazkhan3335
    @ijazkhan3335 Жыл бұрын

    I could watch Dinesh & Gilfoyle arguing with each other for 24 hours straight.

  • @ToumalRakesh
    @ToumalRakesh5 жыл бұрын

    SCRUM Master certification that needs to be renewed regularly? Check. "If your project fails you didn't follow the process rigorously enough"? Check. Nonsensical nomenclatures? Check. Scrum is a religion. And don't get me started on the whole "Storypoints are complexity not time" thing. They are time. You goddamn map it to time. It's time.

  • @tech9803

    @tech9803

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's impossible for the process to fail, so any failures are on you.

  • @NatureFreak1127

    @NatureFreak1127

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg, thank you! I thought I was dumb, when I couldn't understand how storypoints aren't measure of time.

  • @janskacel9480

    @janskacel9480

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NatureFreak1127 I am no Scrum guru, but if you calculate velocity, then story points/velocity=time. It's more akin to distance. Better coder still can´t work 26 hours a day. That what is meant by that story points is a measure of complexity. But in my team, we just call those man-hours, assign 5 a day to a coder and call it a day. Who can accurately predict these anyway? The complexity of this process must not be such that it actually slows development or is a hurdle as of itself.

  • @brainfreeze91

    @brainfreeze91

    2 жыл бұрын

    Our company gave up and just said 1 point = 1 day of work. Doing scrum / agile by the book is just asking for trouble. Also I am convinced that scrum master certification is a pyramid scheme of some sort

  • @Marko_Djuricic

    @Marko_Djuricic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@brainfreeze91 We use fucking fibonacci numbers to estimate.. 1 point is 2 hours, 2 points are 4 hours, 3 points are one day, 5 points are 2 days, 8 are 3, 13 are 4 and so on. There is nothing between those numbers. Whats the point? I have no fucking clue, I just roll with it. If I think that I'll do it in one, maybe go into second day, I estimate it to three days and blame it on time for writing tests. I mean it's not my fault that there is no "one and a half days" points or something.

  • @ManoloAlfaroArevalo
    @ManoloAlfaroArevalo6 ай бұрын

    thank you, i was loooking at this reference while at scrumstudy, now i get it even more, it's great.!

  • @rnm5429
    @rnm5429 Жыл бұрын

    I've haven't watched Silicon Valley but I'm taking the Scrum Master certificate and this clip was recommended by the trainer. Now I'm intrigued 😛

  • @nulI_dev
    @nulI_dev6 ай бұрын

    master piece of a show. I miss it so much

  • @er5490
    @er54904 жыл бұрын

    Was going to send this to my coworkers until 1:42 hahahaha

  • @brendanfarthing

    @brendanfarthing

    3 жыл бұрын

    1:42 was the only reason I sent this to my co-workers :D

  • @RobertMorgan
    @RobertMorgan8 ай бұрын

    New coworker who's a Marine Corps trained SCRUM master, and he was pretty impressed with what I knew until I showed him this clip as where I learned it all.

  • @jerzmade5392
    @jerzmade53925 жыл бұрын

    Such a great show

  • @stratonarrow
    @stratonarrow2 ай бұрын

    “Maybe my leisurely pace is just a little bit faster than yours” 😂

  • @p21072
    @p21072 Жыл бұрын

    one of the best series of all time things are accurate

  • @amir-zt8mu
    @amir-zt8mu6 жыл бұрын

    looks like a great show

  • @f4350
    @f43504 жыл бұрын

    I used this on my team on last day of our sprint and it worked like a charm. People were so happy to move their cards to complete

  • @imsrini
    @imsrini4 жыл бұрын

    182 scrum "masters" disliked this video ! 😂

  • @vilcafor
    @vilcafor8 жыл бұрын

    tis kanban actually =o

  • @lukaszjaruzal
    @lukaszjaruzal5 жыл бұрын

    1. Scrum does NOT require you to estimate. If you want to do that, story points or t-shirt sizing is better idea than saying how many hours it’ll take. 2. If you read the Scrum Guide there’s not a single word about User Stories - it’s just a way of writing down requirements. There are other ways of doing that. Nobody said you have to use epics and stories - you can use tasks only if you want. You know why people hate Scrum so often? Because there are Product Owners and Scrum Masters that suck. PO acting like Project Managers (they just use Scrum because it’s popular) it’s the worse thing that can happen.

  • @J-Kimble

    @J-Kimble

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, totally true. I've worked for only one company that implemented scrum to the fullest, they had dedicated scrum masters managing 2-3 teams. Scrum worked great, productivity was high, and we could get marketing and other useless meetings off our backs. We mostly had technical sessions where we discussed architecture and planned out implementation with the team (usually 2 hours a week). All the other 4 companies I've worked for claimed they worked in scrum or agile. All of them looked like this: they randomly selected a few scrum processes (mostly the ones that were 0 effort to implement) and forced the team to use it. Then when productivity tanked due to the poorly implemented nonsensical new rules they concluded that scrum didn't work. But of course we kept using the half-baked new scrum rules because reasons. Most of my fellow engineers hated scrum, because of experiences like this. But if it's implemented correctly it makes life so much easier. Engineers don't seem to grasp the finer social details (scrum helps to manage teams with team members who have a bit of a difficult personality) and they tend to freak out when we talk about stuff that's a bit less tangible (like story points). Don't get me wrong I'm also an engineer but some of my colleagues who've advocated against scrum also talked hours about how we should let old and sick people die to covid and just be done with it.

  • @anonymous-ds3mc
    @anonymous-ds3mc4 жыл бұрын

    0:31 That face is just "why tf am i hearing this"

  • @RobertNorthrop
    @RobertNorthrop10 жыл бұрын

    This is more kanban than scrum. But still a funny scene.

  • @Misterz3r0

    @Misterz3r0

    4 жыл бұрын

    yuck...

  • @elliemay1748

    @elliemay1748

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rob R it’s kind of a combo of both, because they estimated the back log (I don’t know why they called it “ice box” here because that’s something different) so they kind of did scrum because they had a sprint planning meeting, and they didn’t prioritize the back log which is necessary for kanban, and the manager assigned tickets to the devs so, again that’s scrum... it’s really more scrum than kanban but it’s also not really either of them.

  • @skyhymitch

    @skyhymitch

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kanban and Scrum can be used together because Scrum focuses on time boxes and Kanban is about tracking story status. We used a similar hybrid at my last job.

  • @ishouldhavetried
    @ishouldhavetried3 жыл бұрын

    I first saw this episode about 4-5 years ago, and about 3 years ago, I asked my boss to implement Scrum. She said she had no idea what that was, and like 3 other managers agreed with her. Now I'm in school for CS and I'm watching this to help me in my Software Engineering class. My, how things come full circle!

  • @josh-rz3uq

    @josh-rz3uq

    Жыл бұрын

    Imagine being such a fucking tool that you ASK YOUR BOSS TO IMPLEMENT SCRUM.

  • @kcdiazWTV

    @kcdiazWTV

    6 ай бұрын

    But your circle needs to go back to backlog.

  • @slitor
    @slitor8 жыл бұрын

    I remember having to delve into various project methodologies for a course...I remember thinking how intro and tutorials came off as very....."Cultish"

  • @danielvaega
    @danielvaega Жыл бұрын

    Essential .

  • @BenRangel
    @BenRangel9 жыл бұрын

    Gilfoil was corrrect. Those are not stories! They are tasks. A story is a large requirement consisting of multiple tasks. You only estimate tasks. If they are in a story, the estimate for the story is the sum of the tasks.

  • @badtotheappendixx

    @badtotheappendixx

    8 жыл бұрын

    gilfoil

  • @guitar300k

    @guitar300k

    8 жыл бұрын

    like they said, it maybe four hours or maybe a year for that task

  • @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup

    @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup

    7 жыл бұрын

    +FromTheFlame29 correct, at least in Jira. The writers correctly highlight that a story is a glorified synonym for a task and that epic is a buzzword describing a collection of tasks.

  • @misterguy2329

    @misterguy2329

    6 жыл бұрын

    "A story is a large requirement consisting of multiple tasks." OK, but the more pressing issue is whether "choke on my balls" is, as Gilfoyle suggests, a story rather than a task.

  • 6 жыл бұрын

    A story is a requirement written from the perspective of the user/client. It is broken down or combined with other stories into a task or multiple tasks. An epic contains multiple stories.

  • @mr78K
    @mr78K4 жыл бұрын

    I love how they think there are way too smart for this but end up caught in it in a matter of seconds !

  • @jess-sch
    @jess-sch4 жыл бұрын

    I really felt this.

  • @alanbal888
    @alanbal8889 жыл бұрын

    I'm currently studying Scrum and it's pretty good when software looks all messy.

  • @wizardslies
    @wizardslies7 жыл бұрын

    I dont think Gilfoyle is a legit programmer. Look at his hands when he types! No real computer guy could last long typing like that! He is begging for RSI!

  • @manz92

    @manz92

    7 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, he is sitting on some awkward desk.

  • @T3n50r

    @T3n50r

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think Gilfoyle has mastered a revolutionary way to ignore RSI in a healthy manner. He just refuses to tell everyone why it doesn't apply to him because it would leave a shitload of people out of jobs when sales and treatments go down, so he's chosen not to be an asshole and keeps his technique to himself. That, plus he also hopes that Dinesh gets it.

  • @sebastianusami

    @sebastianusami

    6 жыл бұрын

    hes a network guy, hes just a packet pusher :D

  • @astrotoaster5555

    @astrotoaster5555

    6 жыл бұрын

    what is RSI?

  • @CharlesLijt

    @CharlesLijt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Repetitive strain injury

  • @tornoutlaw
    @tornoutlaw3 жыл бұрын

    I need to give a talk on TDD in front of all the devs in my company on monday, but instead of finishing my presentation I rewatch Silicon Valley clips for the 100th time, because they are 'relevant' to the topic x(

  • @TheMichaelx29
    @TheMichaelx2910 жыл бұрын

    Heard about Scrum on this when I first saw it, now learning about it

  • @BrianHeplerSasquatch

    @BrianHeplerSasquatch

    10 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry too much about it. They never actually implement it as it takes away too much control from management. They'll use some form of bastardized hybrid system.

  • @StupidSystemus

    @StupidSystemus

    10 жыл бұрын

    Scrum puts the development team on constant high alert with numerous iterations of the software on various progress levels (dev, sys test, integration, acceptance, etc). It's supposed to make things very efficient, but all it really shows is that your development team is very replaceable to the lowest bidder.

  • @ankurtoshniwal2549
    @ankurtoshniwal25492 жыл бұрын

    "I've got a story, why don't you choke on my balls" @1:41 has to to be the epitome of inner thoughts that engineers want to say to their PMs every friggin sprint planning. This show perfectly captures the hilarity of Silicon Valley work culture. Engineers saying fuck you I do this because I like it and I'm good at it so don't tell me what to do, and PMs being like yeah that's cool, but we need to run a business so we can keep paying you outrageous salaries so shut up and do your job. And engineer CEOs who also hate process but begrudgingly admit that its needed cause velocity is a shit show. This dynamic is beautifully illustrated lol

  • @johnnyxp64
    @johnnyxp645 жыл бұрын

    i am dealing with this.... daily... 😆 😆 😆

  • @theascendunt9960
    @theascendunt9960 Жыл бұрын

    That's it. That's all I needed to know. I'm applying for the Certified Scrum Master certification.

  • @hotmandead1
    @hotmandead18 жыл бұрын

    Beautiful

  • @jesusm4773
    @jesusm47735 жыл бұрын

    I wish I knew scrum when I was in school, damn! still graduated, but damn!

  • @samanrajaei8129
    @samanrajaei81294 жыл бұрын

    "I've got a story..."

  • @RobertMorgan
    @RobertMorgan8 ай бұрын

    "Fine, then don't compete, at whatever speed you like..."

  • @simiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    @simiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 жыл бұрын

    "Psych101-MBA-MindControl-Bullshit"

  • @gosha_x86
    @gosha_x865 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, that was really helpful ))) (*begins typing faster)

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen216 жыл бұрын

    As much as I hate bending under the gaze of any management technique, communication errors are quite literally why I drink. So many wasted hours, trying to accomplish something without success. I could have spent my nights loving life, rather than pondering death.

  • @romyrisaldi1642
    @romyrisaldi16424 жыл бұрын

    Love presentation from jared dunn

  • @soonclass4269
    @soonclass42694 жыл бұрын

    This is Trello!

  • @SiddheshNan
    @SiddheshNan3 жыл бұрын

    Leisurely pace...

  • @TheBenSanders
    @TheBenSanders2 жыл бұрын

    lol after working my way through Project Management for WGU this scene makes more sense.

  • @kamilsloczynski
    @kamilsloczynski3 жыл бұрын

    Ken Schwaber cried watching this

  • @MrLTiger
    @MrLTiger Жыл бұрын

    I remember when they were telling people in school about this scrum bullshit. I'm surprised it was still relevant in 2014

  • @idarknight2123
    @idarknight21233 жыл бұрын

    This was more useful than my university.

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores42885 жыл бұрын

    ...aaaand they still doing it till season 5 hahaha

  • @BTBAM819
    @BTBAM8196 жыл бұрын

    "Everything thas has to do with errors sounds like your whole vibe" hahahha fucking Gilfoyle

  • @jameshappy1974
    @jameshappy197410 жыл бұрын

    Dammit, what was out front?

  • @alxg833

    @alxg833

    10 жыл бұрын

    This very inappropriate logo had been painted on their garage door. i.imgur.com/vutPkwF.jpg (It makes sense in context.)

  • @JakeSylvestre

    @JakeSylvestre

    10 жыл бұрын

    alxg833 we need a video with the garage and the weed

  • @mohitgodwal9056
    @mohitgodwal90563 жыл бұрын

    Amazing

  • @googleinc6033
    @googleinc60337 жыл бұрын

    Why is Maya open on the computers behind the code editor ?

  • @llothar68
    @llothar687 жыл бұрын

    It's Kanban not scrum

  • @BrainDeadZombies
    @BrainDeadZombies7 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand the hate with scrum. What's wrong with dividing up a project into smaller tasks and tackling them one at a time? That's what you're suppose to do as a programmer.

  • @vinzer72frie

    @vinzer72frie

    5 жыл бұрын

    BrainDeadZombies what they hate is the time to the milestone set by a pm with no programming experience

  • @kylenetherwood8734

    @kylenetherwood8734

    5 жыл бұрын

    They split it into smaller tasks anyway; scrum is just the method of communicating who is doing what.

  • @digviju001

    @digviju001

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kyle Netherwood lol it's turns out to be a race between teammates and time becomes factor and fear of deadline that ends up with short cuts to achieve tasks ... Yeahhhhh you completed but wait until it comes back with double load on your head..

  • @BedroomPianist

    @BedroomPianist

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's about autonomy. Reality is, many programmers are arrogant, although the culture of "PC, non-toxic" that's popular right now in the world (and by extension/more importantly, HR) curbs most of this in large companies. I don't know how other fields react to an ignorant outside force, but if a non-engineer/programmer tells devs what to do, a percentage of them will be irked that some PM that graduated from Fuckville University with a BA in polisci and an MBA in marketing is telling them what and how to do things. Especially if said PM is bad at his job (let's implement blockchain on our website!), which'll double the workload with scrum with 0 gain. Then at that point, fuck it, maybe even autonomous waterfall is better than a dictatorial scrum. But yes. Done correctly, scrum is a way of getting software out quicker.

  • @mavoc3094

    @mavoc3094

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was far more productive before I had waste time with scrum, nearly as big of a time sink as emails. As for estimating times, it always felt like I was being asked how long it would take to drive from one side of a city to the other without being told which city.

  • @incarnateTheGreat
    @incarnateTheGreat7 жыл бұрын

    "Fuck off. We're working." 😂😂

  • @JovanStrnad
    @JovanStrnad10 жыл бұрын

    Perfect explanation :)

  • @Y2Kvids
    @Y2Kvids10 жыл бұрын

    There was Something at the front!! hahaha

  • @GregoryRayDorff
    @GregoryRayDorff6 жыл бұрын

    This is actually Kanban 101.

  • @shrey15
    @shrey156 жыл бұрын

    Thats Pivotal Tracker!!

  • @David44050
    @David440504 жыл бұрын

    I really don't understand how a house full of developers, didn't knew about scrum...

  • @errrzarrr

    @errrzarrr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because there are many other methodologies. Real, developed methodologies that allows to analyze, have requirements, design and estimate.

  • @Smiley01987
    @Smiley019872 жыл бұрын

    Scrum is actually a very effective way of working;

  • @TheRolldone
    @TheRolldone6 жыл бұрын

    what best tool for using scrum method?

  • @MaxisGameplays
    @MaxisGameplays3 жыл бұрын

    I need to watch this series again.

  • @TheFoyer13

    @TheFoyer13

    Жыл бұрын

    I just started rewatching it the other day, it still holds up. What a great show mike judge is a legend

  • @enrique5795
    @enrique57955 жыл бұрын

    Damn scrum works