His mom always wants to know why these women are "rushing to get married" but never asks her son why he proposes to literally any woman that makes it past the 3rd date.

@lizrichards7139

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps he should marry big Ed cos he’s always in a rush to get married too

@randomperson8994

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizrichards7139 😂YASS THE POWER COUPLE 💅😤

@FabiolaMacabre

3 жыл бұрын

This!!

@toyamwarr

3 жыл бұрын

That would entertaining to watch. Then they could happily cheat with any woman they meet because they’re both straight.

@edenbarker7385

2 жыл бұрын

💀😭

Big Ed's daughter, Tiffany lives in Las Vegas, as does Colt. I hope one day when Vanessa realizes how trashman Colt is, leaves and Tiffany and Colt become a couple then the worlds of Big Ed and Colt combine for TLC's cinematic universe. Big Ed vs Colty Civil War!!

@katwithlove

3 жыл бұрын

I would actually pay to watch this as sad as it is to say.

@hanner8830

3 жыл бұрын

@@katwithlove I would too, don’t feel bad.

@xcrystalsunshine

3 жыл бұрын

I feel a fan fic in the making😂

@RS-qi4ev

3 жыл бұрын

Tiffany is too big brain to make a move like that.

@elenawilliams32

3 жыл бұрын

A match made in heaven. 😂

These TLC guys get married so quick it's like they're playing sims

@virgie4715

3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious bc I just seen a comment saying Colt & Vanessa are both like npc who make the same facial expression over and over lol

@savannahb123456789

2 жыл бұрын

Cloud gaze together 8 times and get engaged

@retts75

2 жыл бұрын

People get jobs in the Sims......

@lauraorta4378

2 жыл бұрын

@@retts75 nah insurance fraud ftw

@colecd996

2 жыл бұрын

Sul Sul

Colt doesn't want to go to counseling and is afraid of losing her because he's afraid the therapist will make Vanessa realize he's a manipulative narcissist and she deserves better than that.

@tainanking

2 жыл бұрын

I mean all he did was put the ring on the finger. Nothing official till they sign those papers lol.

@Grindhouseification

2 жыл бұрын

A chia pet might be an upgrade!

@mandy-loudumesny.2046

Жыл бұрын

Rings, papers, swearing on dead nanny's little toe does not alter someone's morals and their ability to remain faithful. It is bullshit. Colt is a wanker and a narcissist

@Mr.PDF_File

10 ай бұрын

He's aware enough to know that, but not that millions of people will watch and laugh at how pathetic he is

Colt. The literal embodiment of a face only a mother could love.

@DeviantYoshie

3 жыл бұрын

huehue hue 69 likes

@Blueberryyymuffin

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeviantYoshie i ruined it hehehehe

@captainfoxheart

3 жыл бұрын

HIS mother

@mamaortiz5058

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@moonglow630

3 жыл бұрын

And yet, all these women seem to want him. Just don’t get it.

“Somehow this dude has girlfriends AND people to cheat with” sums up everyone’s opinion of colt. Like how???? Ugh

@jin97465

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂😂

@marianagoncalves3529

3 жыл бұрын

Disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 there's literally NOTHING appealing about him, these women are straight up crazy

@paulsimonson8141

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the bandanas for me

@jin97465

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulsimonson8141 😂😂💀

@bigmango202

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulsimonson8141 I prefer no bandana, that neckbeard is glorious

I was going to say “woah Vanessa is actually the most reasonable one, straight up telling him what’s wrong and asking to see a counselor”... but then I remembered that she’s with Colt.

@randomperson8994

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@marissadash

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@FabiolaMacabre

3 жыл бұрын

She was always the side chick too lol not very reasonable imo.

@tainanking

2 жыл бұрын

Some know that they are the best for each other but colt obviously thought and wanted to do better at least in terms of looks but that dream was a failure. Time to go back to his bread and butter lol

@three7446

2 жыл бұрын

She also cheated on her husband for Colt and cheated with Colt when he was with Larissa and Jess

that struggling "Milady" on the bed...I was crying lmao.

@zombiebite100

3 жыл бұрын

How the camera man didn’t die from laughter, I’ll never know.

The single life is just a race between Ed and Colty to see who can manipulate a girl to marry em first LOL

@Bananachan289

3 жыл бұрын

Speedrun to marriage

@sephinarose420

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao facts

@shandaughter

3 жыл бұрын

The final bosses are Big Ed's daughter and Colty's mother.

@GamerSisters

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bananachan289 more like speedrun to divorce

@CazadorSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@GamerSisters That's NG+. Gotta beat the game first before you unlock that alt ending.

Colts’s conversations are random and nonsense like an Oblivion’s guard.

@Bonnie-lo3zh

3 жыл бұрын

You just reminded me of the oblivion npc conversation memes. Thankyou

@wozgog

3 жыл бұрын

Out of curiosity how often do you get to the cloud district

@GassyGoat

3 жыл бұрын

@@wozgog what am I saying? Of course you don’t. Probably didn’t get quote 100% correct but oh well.

@gab6559

3 жыл бұрын

@@wozgog Did someone steal your sweetroll?

@hellishnellish2036

3 жыл бұрын

I used to be an adventurer like you, til I took an arrow in the knee

both Ed and Colt are still stuck in the 90 day fiancee mode where they think they need to get married within 90 days and is why they both proposed within a week to a month even those both these girls are both American lmao

@johnnielurker

3 жыл бұрын

tbh they both deserve each other 😂

@catluver2134

3 жыл бұрын

Ed can have Debbie and Colt can have Tiffany. They’d all be perfect for each other.

@ifjc7216

3 жыл бұрын

Moving fast is something people on the narcissistic spectrum do

He's afraid counseling will cause more problems because he'll be pushed to be 100% honest the entire time lmao

@Mr.PDF_File

10 ай бұрын

He seemed arrogant enough to think he could handle it, but probably knew telling the counsellor the basics of his life like age, living situation, job status etc would be enough to expose his nothingness. That's without even addressing his psychological state lol

Colty doesn't want to go to therapy because that therapist is gonna call him out on his narcissism and ole girl will hear first hand how he's a low key psychopath. 🤣🤣

@malumello17

3 жыл бұрын

He is in a confort zone where he gets all he wants manipulating women for his pleasure.

@Mooodyyhhh

3 жыл бұрын

A gaslighter too

@joywolf83

3 жыл бұрын

Better yet, she would figure out how she could do A LOT better

@Sly-Moose

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@tariqrahmani5481

3 жыл бұрын

Or straight up punsh his teeth in ! lol

Genuinely believe he only proposed to Vanessa because his ex is now happily married...

@lilithpemberton5402

3 жыл бұрын

You right

@DeeDiamond2981

3 жыл бұрын

Typical narc behavior

@MelaniaRose

3 жыл бұрын

On the rebound

@Emily-lh6em

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely lmao he's so transparent

@DeeDiamond2981

3 жыл бұрын

@Death Omen the fake revenge move.. lol..

Some people like casual proposals, but he did a weird hybrid of a classic get down on one knee with the nonchalant “Wanna get married?” and it comes off soo much like “I’m doing this for other reasons that matter more than love”

noooo, they missed the best clip in all of this when they actually went to therapy and Colt talked about wanting to 'do the deed' 5 times a day and how he would never shut up and kept trying to awkwardly role play constantly.

Wait in the same conversation we get "yes Ill be your girlfriend" "I love you too" and "I dont trust you. You have a long history of lying and cheating"??? Thats like 3 conpletely different stages of relationship all at once.

@tonybalony1811

3 жыл бұрын

Lol weird

@elizabethshuster218

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a bit cringe when she said yes to being his girlfriend that he almost immediately goes in with an "I love you" and a kiss. My ex and I didn't say I love you until about 3 months in.

@ladysarcasm6226

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethshuster218 Me and my ex didn't say I love you until about 3 years in 😂

@elizabethwojcik1620

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladysarcasm6226 Me and my ex didn't say I love you until about never hahaha

@katiethehuman99

3 жыл бұрын

Whiplash

“Somehow this dude has girlfriends and people to cheat with I don’t understand” -Ken 2021, never truer words have been spoken!

Her initial reaction to his proposal is the best one I've ever seen. She really went "LOL WTF are you doing?!"

@fil0sofia

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that his proposal was "uh, wanna get married?" is also just.. wow. Smooth. Very romantic.

She's amazed by how "creative his dates are." I'm pretty sure it's TLC creativity. Colt's creativity is limited to ways to be cringey.

Back to back Big Ed/Colty videos? Ken you're spoiling us

@SkyphyreStudios

3 жыл бұрын

Right???

@NDJunction

3 жыл бұрын

yes. this yikes forever cringe festival is a magical "medevil" treat xD

@Poopybutt11667

3 жыл бұрын

They make tlc the money

@nayeemaakhter2798

3 жыл бұрын

IKR Not that I'm not happy

@baddie1shoe

3 жыл бұрын

Colty look like a Sims townie. The one with the floozy reputation!!! Stay away ladies and gentlemen and others!!!

When colt talks he looks like he is in physical pain with how awkward he is I can’t take it!

@elizabethshuster218

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@GassyGoat

3 жыл бұрын

And some reason also looks full of it.

"I promise we will have problems for the rest of our lives" what romance 😍 Definitely should be in their wedding vows

The fact that Colt is capable of getting anyone makes me wonder what I am doing so horribly wrong

When he proposed i swear she went through the five stages of grief all at once 😂

@velvetdevin2729

3 жыл бұрын

She did ... I saw it .... I felt it

All the greatest love stories begin with, “I guess I’m ready to be your girlfriend.”.

@Unusamor7

3 жыл бұрын

And also telling her “we’re gonna have problems throughout our entire lives.” 😵

@merryberry6576

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unusamor7 “I promise you, we’ll have problems for the rest of our lives” real reassuring, Colt 🤦🏽‍♀️

@meganvincent5381

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, reluctant love

Colt: "Wanna get married?" Chris Hansen: "He's what Perverted Justice calls a 'fast mover'."

Big Ed: "Am I your forever?!" Colt: "Am I Mr. Right?!"

Colt: “I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other” Everyone: “The only girl who loves him is his mother”

@seeriousli8169

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 this needs so many more likes!

@fairytailgirl123

3 жыл бұрын

😭 don't dishonor Mulan like that

@Naylian

3 жыл бұрын

I sang this 😂

@brutustantheiii8477

3 жыл бұрын

Yao was my favourite character in Mulan

@sydneyliles5752

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

His strained “m’lady” when he was climbing on the bed has me laughing so hard I almost choked on my lunch 😭💀

@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271

3 жыл бұрын

So continue..what you have for lunch hope it was great 👍 lol

@katiethehuman99

3 жыл бұрын

@@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271 Spaghetti-O’s 😌 they were delicious

@carrotlegs1752

3 жыл бұрын

@@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271 The lunch of champions of course! Yummy.😋

@RiriChanElric

3 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE MAKE IT A RINGTONE---

Colt is such a sociopath lol Colt: I don't wanna see a therapist to expose me so I'm gonna make her more attached by proposing

@TiaEliz

2 жыл бұрын

This is literally what my ex did 😅😂

The '90' in 90 Day Fiance actually stands for how many divorces Colt is aiming for in his life

I never thought anyone's proposal would be worse than my fiance's 😂 Back story: My fiance struggled with Type 1 Diabetes and kidney failure. I've had to perform CPR and call an ambulance for him multiple times in the first 5 years together. He got down on one knee and said, "Well, you've saved my life a couple times so I guess I owe you." It was hilarious and so bad.... Of course I said yes 😂 Now that he's had a kidney and pancreas transplant, we're finally getting married after 9 years

@KnittyElf

3 жыл бұрын

Cute story! I wish you guys the best.

@mementomori4840

3 жыл бұрын

Awe, sweet story thanks for sharing! Wishing you guys the best 💕

@AisforApple1346

3 жыл бұрын

Dang that’s a story! congrats!

@medbennani8209

3 жыл бұрын

blessings

@mozmotheferret7913

3 жыл бұрын

That's incredibly cute. Congratulations! I wish you both the best for the future. 😊

Him and Big Ed are so similar. Consistently not listening to what their partner is saying and just pushing and pushing for the next step when it’s VERY obvious that the girl does not want that but doesn’t know how to say no. Truly gross.

@YouKnowMeDuh

3 жыл бұрын

After literally 2 dates. They try so hard to trap a lady, but they are so bad about it.

@GIRru11

3 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming its not that it's not that don't know how to say no, but that they don't want to say no to someone on TV in front of millions who are watching

@aha-Erica

3 жыл бұрын

@@GIRru11 I guess in colts case its more like what you’re saying but in the case of Ed I think Liz doesn’t know how to say no without him turning it into an emotional manipulation saying he has anxiety and panic attacks from them fighting so she doesn’t say no to keep the peace

@OgBobby42

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao big ed and colt have issues with socializing and dont understand how to do it

@gingermedman8509

3 жыл бұрын

They've learned to play TLC, to play those who react to TLC, and to play us. We are part of the trash cycle now. Realistically, the women are in on it too, especially the later ones.

Colt is definitely one of the creepy "free hugs" guys at conventions.

@Mr.PDF_File

10 ай бұрын

HRs worst nightmare

Colt feels like a Sims character with their autonomy turned on 😂😅 Just chaos and reckless decisions.

If the answer to "will you marry me" isn't an immediate "yes" then it's a "no."

@merryberry6576

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Same thing with consent, if it’s not an enthusiastic yes, then it’s a no.

@SpexMusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@merryberry6576 Aha..... Oh.... my goodness.......... gracious..... oh lord. lol.

@Shewas-kathybates

3 жыл бұрын

Actually not true some people need time to process things

@justjakki

3 жыл бұрын

"WTF are you doing?!" Would indicate a clear "NO" to me 🤣

@MrMutou

3 жыл бұрын

A hell no

I love that TLC can’t even find actresses who pretend to not be disgusted 🤣

Why is no one talking about buff pro hair his curls is literally poppen🔥

@ssssumsage8473

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like those (I think) Jewish guys that wear those black suits and hats, and carry around holy texts lmao

@randomperson8994

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssssumsage8473 i mean kinda...

@itscc2004

2 жыл бұрын

I want to know his secret

She seems to forget that she helped him cheat She’s JUST as guilty

She's not in a rush to marry him because she doesnt need citizenship like the other two did and she's seen like all of him so she's actually able to wait-

@anjamari4670

3 жыл бұрын

There’s nothing of value with colt lol it’s all about that TLC money

@gracielacanales9548

3 жыл бұрын

AMEN STANDING OVATION TO YA

@Tysandifer

3 жыл бұрын

Boom!!

Buff is so handsome and has such a beautiful smile and amazing laugh. Seeing him laugh is amazing

Vanessa frustrates me so much because she’s a strong intelligent woman so why does she make such stupid decisions 😭

@virgie4715

3 жыл бұрын

Right!! Like one minute I like her then the next I’m mad af

@sunmoonstars0369

2 жыл бұрын

You’re kidding right? Jess is the only one smart enough to call colt out, a replay of these past relationships will happen for Vanessa. Let’s see what the narcissist has up his sleeve once he gets tired of her too.

@stresseddictator1849

2 жыл бұрын

Moneh

@ninidecoss2633

Жыл бұрын

smart intelligent is not vanessas traits shes a weirdo

@Rokinevythng14

3 ай бұрын

Why does anyone feel bad for Vanessa? She’s not a victim. She played games knowing Colt and Jess were together. That’s vile behavior.

He really just comes out and says that the reason he was apologizing to his ex was just to try and impress his new chick? Like "check this out babe Im sooo capable of remorse and personal growth. Thats hot for you right?"

@xFukairix

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah holy shit. True motive right there. And he couldn't even fake that right

The “m’lady” when he got on the bed, I straight thought that was Buff or Ken making a joke I didn’t realize it was actually Colte 😂

@kurt477

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Mr.PDF_File

10 ай бұрын

It hurt me physically

“He’s putting the cheat band on me!!” The way I screamed 😂😂😂

"It's now or never" My husband waited 9 years to propose to me, you can too 😀 (we met in high school and decided to wait after college lmao)

@virgie4715

3 жыл бұрын

So you both settled, huh? 🤣

I would 100% choose a CinnamonToastKen video over a TLC video. No hesitation.

@WorkoutintoThe5D

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I'm watching this for them and the laughter factor. I'm guaranteed 100% enjoyment factor on every Ken and Buff video.

@100gecsrbetterthangod5

3 жыл бұрын

This is the exact reason tlc would sue! They would say that it is not transformative enough and that CTKs video essentially takes their potential viewership. Jist fyi

@kamila6680

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t say that - TLC will claim the vid 😔

@sephinarose420

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@PerpetuallyTori

2 жыл бұрын

For real. I never saw any of these shows until these guys and tried watching them. Ken and Buff over all!

Colt is like when you create a sim and give it all the worst traits the game has to offer, just because.

@arosew7

3 жыл бұрын

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

@Areyousayingidontknowmyname

3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for someone to kick his bin over every morning 🤭

@totallypurple97

3 жыл бұрын

Even the facial expressions are the same

@StonerOfGotham

3 жыл бұрын

He's literally my ex besides the cheating part because no other girl wanted him.

@saram3449

3 жыл бұрын

He literally looks like a default sim 😭 it’s insane

I gotta admit I liked the line where he says “I wanna show Vanessa she’s my queen. What better place than a castle?”. It’s smooth. Unfortunately it’s Colt that said it, so it’s basically disqualified cuz he’s cringe and creepy

Vanessa: I don't trust you we should go to counseling Colt: Plans trip Vanessa: still want to do counseling Colt: Even though we have problems right now? Will you be my fiance? Vanessa: Yes. But, if you cheat on me I'll have to learn to let you go. Me watching this: THIS IS NOT HOW TO START A MARRIAGE!!!

Venessa always looks like she’s trying to remember where she recognizes you from……

@bubbles08153

3 жыл бұрын

Stop omg she does

@sleepysin9821

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, I looked at her face as soon as I read this comment and I couldn't stop laughing 😂 They are both like NPCs who make the same expressions over and over again.

@bropoke6799

3 жыл бұрын

I cant unsee it😂😂

@Katie5683sMal

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepysin9821 this npc comment has me rolling

@FabiolaMacabre

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

Colt: “I’m ready to build something with you.” She should have told him, “Let’s go to IKEA.”

@ambermiller6879

3 жыл бұрын

That's when you bust out the Lego death star set

@MightyMoon1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ambermiller6879 Yeah! 😂 They could be building something together for a looooong time.

@Vonna84

2 жыл бұрын

@@ambermiller6879 thought of Lego too hehe :)

"If you don't change, I gotta learn to let you go." Definitely the words I'd want to hear immediately after getting engaged. 🤦‍♂️

Never seen someone start a relationship and instantly try to save an already dying relationship

@iamthedevilsadvocate

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, on god! Colt's the mayor of Cringe City

@yuki97kira

Жыл бұрын

Colt was doing a speedrun

@Mr.PDF_File

10 ай бұрын

He thinks all dating is speed dating

They say if you say “colt” three times looking into the mirror at 3am, he will show up and make you uncomfortable.

@cooliodiablo4571

3 жыл бұрын

That would be very unsettling

@Briannaprince28

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💀

@SpexMusic

3 жыл бұрын

LLol omfg... lol. wtf....

@againstallodds6209

3 жыл бұрын

Alekzandra Bear lmaooooooo dont

@giovannihall3098

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Most couples would say: "Will you marry me?" "Will you be my bride?" "Will you spend the rest of my life together with me?" Colt: *"Wanna get married?"*

@raaar3

3 жыл бұрын

Colt: ''we've got problems"

@hidden_jem_

3 жыл бұрын

"I promise we will have problems for the rest of our lives" what a romantic. Def should be in their vows

@retts75

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair my proposal didn't go much better. Was so nervous I didn't even make it to one knee lol

@spoopyblogs

2 жыл бұрын

Why they putting it on the wrong hand

@retts75

2 жыл бұрын

@@spoopyblogs its because they arent engaged, but just planning on being engaged so when he has proven to not be a total twat she will switch it over. happens with alot of high school couples and the like

“I just really want to build something with you........” *proceeds to pull out Lego millennium falcon*

I think Colt is still bitter about both his exs moving on so he's trying hard not to look like a dumped loser. I mean c'mon he called his ex just to let her know he cheated on her.

There is NO ONE more savage than TLC’s editors. They always be doin people dirty.

Colt is scared of consulting because he knows he's going to be called out on his bs and he'll have to deal with the "mommies" issues!!!!

"LOOK AT THIS RING!!!" Looks at Colt. Instantly regretting her decision.

The first promise Colt gave Vanessa after his proposal was that he would guarantee her problems. Wow, just wow.

@anisatajy9445

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely something she needed to hear. And IDK if she is patient or TLC cut it but I would've called the guy on his bullshit if it were me.

@wtfnessi

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, atleast he isn't breaking that promise. right? 😂

@lizrichards7139

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was the problem lol

Ken needs to put that “M’lady” voice clip as Mary‘s ringtone on his phone.

That awkward moment when you realise that Ken is 3 years younger than you, but you were convinced that he was in his early 40’s (sorry Ken 🙈)

Colt : I'm worried counselling could just open up more problems He is probably worried that the counsellor might just bust him for talking shit and bieng a psychopath

"M'LADY!" I laughed so hard I choked on my water and had to spit it out in the sink.

Debbie, come get your son, he’s proposing again...

@hannahware3751

3 жыл бұрын

Debby: **drop kicks a door somewhere while still tied up** CoLt DiD yOu PrOpOsE fOr ThE tHiRd TiMe

@crazymashedpotatolady9364

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannahware3751 colt: 👁👄👁

Hey I’m 6mos pregnant(it’s been a rough go) and you guys have just made my day! Laughing and can’t stop watching 😂💙

@lalixlili

2 жыл бұрын

Wish a healthy pregnancy and delivery dear.

They actually did go to therapy 🤣 it went just how you imagined it would

If colt cheated on Jess when they were engaged, why does he think getting engaged to Vanessa will prove his loyalty

@demmydots7656

3 жыл бұрын

exactly omg!!!!!

@arachnesakura9375

3 жыл бұрын

Its to prove HER loyalty not his. He thinks just rubbing her in his ex's face was more than enough proof that hes honest now. He wont do counselling. He wants to lock her in.

@cosmokramer5055

3 жыл бұрын

She was cheating on her husband with Colt so they belong together

@Mooodyyhhh

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmokramer5055 he said they met when she was going through her divorce from her husband and he was going through the divorce with Larissa. So I don't think she was cheating on her husband

@cosmokramer5055

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mooodyyhhh she just got her divorce a few months ago trust me she was cheating

The fact that Colt isn't single forever living in his mom's basement baffles me.

@sjsnsnsnzn3352

3 жыл бұрын

Well the one part is true.

@Germania72

3 жыл бұрын

Is it because there are women willing to be with him because they want to be part of the TV show as well? I don't see another reason for this.

@charlesriston8972

3 жыл бұрын

Colt and horses must have something in common!

@hopethebabes

3 жыл бұрын

women get desperate

@AxelSpott

3 жыл бұрын

Well colts main chick now has literal turtle necks on turtle necks under her chin

Colts facial expressions always make it seem like he's completely unsure about everything he says or does

15:25 - 15:45 was my sad reality the past year. That hit hard because it's constant paranoia in your head. You're never truly relaxed because you're constantly thinking "is he thinking about doing something with someone else whilst we're intimate? Does he want that actress in the movie we're watching?" and many other different scenarios that I hated myself for thinking about. Vanessa deserves someone she can trust because living with that is so draining.

@aarons6935

2 жыл бұрын

My folks always say "oh that guy in that show is hot or that woman in that show is hot" and they've been married for a long ass time. Nothing wrong with that because thats not actually cheating.

Both Colt and Ed are really quick to jump the gun on this "mr. Right" thing

@patrickmaloney3091

3 жыл бұрын

Fr like bruh you cheated on your gf with her then dated for two weeks dont NEITHER of you know shit about each other

Why does colts facial expressions always look like he is getting hollered at? Like he is scared or worried about what’s going on.

@MicoB1022

3 жыл бұрын

Because he's a very self-absorbed, narcissistic, emotionally dependent and toxic individual who tries to always make himself seem like such a nice guy and is worried that someone will see what a dirtbag he really is (even though we all see it clearly 😂)

@Laplantelatte

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, he always looks like he's smirking most of the time. His facial expressions don't match the emotions one would usually be feeling in these circumstances. I think he might be an Aspie.

@kalobhunt9001

3 жыл бұрын

@@Laplantelatte something he is a shitty human being.

@alarmedllama5910

3 жыл бұрын

Right!! I was gonna say confused but you said it better

@Laplantelatte

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalobhunt9001 You got that right.

No one talking about how Ken looks like a dixie cup

The moment Ken thought a snake was chasing Colt and it was just a peice of trash had me laughing 🤣🤣

Vanessa “ I haven’t been a girlfriend for a long time” lol cuz you’ve been a side chick for so long

@HaleyBug221

3 жыл бұрын

That says alot about her lol

"Girlfriend?" "Yes, Boyfriend, but counseling and i dont trust you at all. - I love you too."

Colt's only loyalty is to his own happiness, and he can't even take care of that.

Colt sounds like your partner when you give a gift “from us” that they didn’t help pick. “Oh wow, that is nice!”

Can't wait for the next spinoff where Colt and Big Ed live together in a bachelor pad trying to find love.

@jimmytrejo7773

2 жыл бұрын

Omg get tlc on this.

@spontaneousbeauty4651

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo like some Pauly & Vinny Jersey Shore shit 😂 I could totally see them doing that

@MoroccanQueen364

2 жыл бұрын

We need Danielle and baby girl Lisa in there too

TLC is going to have to make a whole entire 90 day fiancé show just for colt titled 90 day fiancé third times the charm

@mar_artistic

3 жыл бұрын

Ed too only difference is we didn't see the first one

@RusticMagnolia

3 жыл бұрын

Please do not give TLC any ideas

@numeroseven07

3 жыл бұрын

Is he reusing the engagement ring? 😂🔫

@jacqueblue

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. This would make for a great show. Get rid of Family Chantel.

@cosmokramer5055

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a possibility cause all the spin offs on discovery+ of 90 day is wild, Colt had to wait for Vanessa divorce to be finalized before he proposed (he waited til next day) which is why her reaction is just What?!?!

26:49 I can’t breathe, Ken & Buff’s imitation of his face kills me every time 🤣

Did anyone else notice the rgb lights in the background being reactive to their voices, I love how they switch colors at lightning speed when buff laughs

This is the exact proposal I've always wanted. "we have problems right?" "marry me"

"what the f--k are you doing?" Always the type of thing you don't want to hear your girl say.

Their relationship is the summary of all of my psychic readings where I am left asking my client... WTF?

@aarons6935

2 жыл бұрын

Stop scamming people out of money.

@GeetaGalaway

2 жыл бұрын

@@aarons6935 Do you think therapists are scams too? Life coaches?

90 days : I Blew It.. that should be part of the 90 days series. that be the best

"So, am I Mr. Right?" "I think it's more like... Mr. Not-Right-Now."

Colt's moves : touch the glasses, pretend to drink (actually not), act like a sim (but is a trash man) and more

@sallypoe

3 жыл бұрын

BUT IS A TRASH MAN bruh.. I died 🤣

That "MiIiLaAdDy" from Colt at 14:36 destroyed me 😂😂😂

Y'all are hilarious together. Like brothers

I clicked faster than colt proposes to literally anyone.

@Rebesag

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@johndelexn

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@Aerodil

3 жыл бұрын

This made me chuckle, thank you.

@mericaaa8623

3 жыл бұрын

16 minutes later

@penguindabs1966

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I just found out why this is happening; Colt doesn't LOOK like the kind of guy who can afford to lie to you and cheat on you. He LOOKS like the kind that would treasure you forever. That's why so many women have been fooled by him.

@RobertMorgan

3 жыл бұрын

He's like the stealth reverse simping giga chad badboy lol. He seems like the guy you can tie down and take all his resources, but surprise, he's not committing and actually banging everyone, somehow.

Ken and Buff cheerful attitude brings me up with each video.

ok, but I’m obsessed with Buff’s hair 😍

Colt is the human embodiment of "m'lady" 😂

@beardedentity

3 жыл бұрын

Naah..that title still goes to Big Ed

@monkpool

3 жыл бұрын

Unemployed Living in mommy’s basement Chases women instead of success

@s1si

3 жыл бұрын

The only person who can say m'lady and not be cringe is chat noir

@Bananachan289

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO A HUMAN FEDORA

Cole looks like a human in the process of turning into a werewolf.

@jess4397

3 жыл бұрын

That's insulting to werewolves

@anisatajy9445

3 жыл бұрын

*goo not wolves