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  • @SuperDazza
    @SuperDazza3 жыл бұрын

    Bit of an anomaly at around 24:07. Tried fixing it with KZread's editor but it starting desyncing the audio so just gonna leave it as is :)

  • @chickengogo1683

    @chickengogo1683

    3 жыл бұрын

    uhh- lol-

  • @iwantattention5183

    @iwantattention5183

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hold up... are you telling me im taller than jerma985

  • @mcs01

    @mcs01

    3 жыл бұрын

    the real anomaly is how short he is

  • @nightshade1807

    @nightshade1807

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo what game is at 23:15?

  • @knight9656

    @knight9656

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nightshade1807 I believe it's called Kingsway

  • @verbnoun1531
    @verbnoun15313 жыл бұрын

    1:40 Neck 163". Waist 31". Jerma is built like an ice cream cone.

  • @ICEknightnine

    @ICEknightnine

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma's true shape.

  • @orugacrest

    @orugacrest

    2 жыл бұрын

    Peak Male

  • @chillmeii

    @chillmeii

    2 жыл бұрын

    rarest male

  • @huda..

    @huda..

    2 жыл бұрын

    alien

  • @SirDankleberry

    @SirDankleberry

    2 жыл бұрын

    And 5'4 which is 3 inches shorter than he claims.

  • @NefariousBear
    @NefariousBear3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma's inability to see that one picture without ranting about how he's actually crouching down is absolutely hysterical.

  • @Sheridan2LT

    @Sheridan2LT

    3 жыл бұрын

    He does look INSANELY short in that, I thought he was taking a knee but no that's just him standing. Christ.

  • @hilotakenaka

    @hilotakenaka

    3 жыл бұрын

    The lighting does show he is bending down But damn I love his ranting

  • @ponponpatapon9670

    @ponponpatapon9670

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hilotakenaka shh we all know he's bending down, we just say he isn't to torture him >:)

  • @yayoyayo859

    @yayoyayo859

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why did he bend down THAT far

  • @Scrod117

    @Scrod117

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why was he even bending over in the first place?

  • @astrobees
    @astrobees2 жыл бұрын

    Love that Jerma is three inches taller than Critikal but gets twice the number of height jokes

  • @AeonCDG

    @AeonCDG

    2 жыл бұрын

    charlie has WAY too big of balls for those jokes though. His charisma is through the fucking roof, enough to the point where you subconsciously forget that you could probably face forward and not see him

  • @lisoo9045

    @lisoo9045

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AeonCDG what you mean? He's standing at an astonishing 5'6.

  • @dziewiaty

    @dziewiaty

    2 жыл бұрын

    Charlie makes up for it with his Moby Huge.

  • @MayFlora

    @MayFlora

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AeonCDG charisma? To who? Must be that charisma that only works on men

  • @shaynegallagher6006

    @shaynegallagher6006

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who is critikal?

  • @Jormelli
    @Jormelli3 жыл бұрын

    A friendly reminder that Jerma is a professional actor, he can play a normal sized human just fine.

  • @carto4028

    @carto4028

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was a bigshot before he got typecast as the sus guy.

  • @zac3682

    @zac3682

    3 жыл бұрын

    Professional e-clown, I’ll have you know

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Jerma985 YUCK. I don’t want to hear his gross wet Mini-me tongue SLIMING some poor victim’s face on the airwaves.

  • @austinsavage5962

    @austinsavage5962

    3 жыл бұрын

    People act like hes not 2 inches taller than tom cruise his stunt double

  • @InVinoVeratas

    @InVinoVeratas

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's a little short on confidence, for a man of his stature.

  • @Kakodoyo111
    @Kakodoyo1113 жыл бұрын

    You know, it's funny. I think at this point in his career, he would gladly bring back the short joke if it meant that the 'sus face' would be permanently removed from his life forever.

  • @teejay9189

    @teejay9189

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poor man can't escape it

  • @ejlowell0329

    @ejlowell0329

    3 жыл бұрын

    When the imposter is short

  • @donotthecat6075

    @donotthecat6075

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma sus 😳😳😳🤔😂😂🤑😩🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤫💀💀🤪😳😳

  • @wall4818

    @wall4818

    3 жыл бұрын

    He actually likes the sus face because it just makes THE photo of jerma better. He absolutely despises the original photo and is happy someone changed it so he doesn't look like a fucking psychopath.

  • @nonsensesongsin12bars

    @nonsensesongsin12bars

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@donotthecat6075 oh I think I WILL THE CAT!

  • @formuoli
    @formuoli3 жыл бұрын

    I love how it was proven Jerma was 5’8” but whenever we see an unedited picture of him he always looks like he’s two feet tall

  • @orangejoe2147

    @orangejoe2147

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was definitely the photo where he was slightly crouching that started this whole thing

  • @DestroyedArkana

    @DestroyedArkana

    2 жыл бұрын

    He has a very photogenic face, but not very photogenic legs.

  • @heliotropeskies5918

    @heliotropeskies5918

    2 жыл бұрын

    well, he was actually wearing shoes in the video where it was proven so he's really probably just a touch over 5'7". he'd be average in china at least

  • @Furhling

    @Furhling

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TapetBart There's only 5 comments.....

  • @JoNarDLoLz

    @JoNarDLoLz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention with the last last VR stream, his camera is angled in a way that made him a lot smaller, reinvegorating the 'tiny streamer' meme.

  • @uishy340
    @uishy3403 жыл бұрын

    I love how in the kinect clip at 1:40 he completely glosses over the fact the game said his neck was like 13 feet

  • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

    @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

    3 жыл бұрын

    girafferma

  • @nipplecream3099

    @nipplecream3099

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 no... that was in *thickness*.

  • @GreenShark4

    @GreenShark4

    3 жыл бұрын

    And that hip to waist ratio 😳

  • @Edenmcccccccccccc

    @Edenmcccccccccccc

    2 жыл бұрын

    Although it got his age right

  • @funnyfella8198

    @funnyfella8198

    2 жыл бұрын

    He got the giraffe mask so he can see further

  • @wesley5729
    @wesley57292 жыл бұрын

    Jerma’s full-body mirror is the makeup mirror your mom keeps in her purse

  • @kikkomoon1

    @kikkomoon1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’M DECEASED

  • @smugbugunderarug7038

    @smugbugunderarug7038

    2 жыл бұрын

    OK

  • @absolutedumbass5337

    @absolutedumbass5337

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kikkomoon1 i’m so sorry for your loss

  • @DemoniteBL

    @DemoniteBL

    5 ай бұрын

    @@kikkomoon1 I'm so happy for you

  • @2prize
    @2prize3 жыл бұрын

    i love how he naturally assumed "short streamer" was referring to him

  • @artnerd3727

    @artnerd3727

    2 жыл бұрын

    I WAS CRYING AT THAT

  • @lean4real_11

    @lean4real_11

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@artnerd3727 doubt it

  • @ydorbtsersug5079

    @ydorbtsersug5079

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lean4real_11 yeah they teach you about the word "hyperbole" next year in 3rd grade. You actually learn a lot of words that year, so good luck!

  • @ydorbtsersug5079

    @ydorbtsersug5079

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AbominableNation scat is my forte

  • @benjaminmorris7159

    @benjaminmorris7159

    2 жыл бұрын

    it was, i think a viewer named their account that after him

  • @NarcissistMargarine
    @NarcissistMargarine3 жыл бұрын

    "if I was surrounded by people who are two feet I'd be considered tall" Yes jerma, that makes sense

  • @DrHeinzy

    @DrHeinzy

    3 жыл бұрын

    He'd be a slightly above average in the Shire.

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DrHeinzy Poor guy would wander around the hillside for hours, wondering where the houses were 😔

  • @benjaminmorris7159

    @benjaminmorris7159

    2 жыл бұрын

    he probably would be tall in asia

  • @tmcyt3037

    @tmcyt3037

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@benjaminmorris7159 if hes 5'8" hes either tall or at the taller end of average at least, in most asian/south east asian countries i think

  • @pj1789

    @pj1789

    2 жыл бұрын

    “I’m not short, everyone else is just really tall” is honestly not bad logic

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg5473 жыл бұрын

    "Moderately tall at best" a raving endorsement of Jerma's height.

  • @thefriendd6506

    @thefriendd6506

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tomato's kind words

  • @TheWingless

    @TheWingless

    3 жыл бұрын

    "But at worst... Lilliputian."

  • @nute7442

    @nute7442

    2 жыл бұрын

    fruit man always knows how to compliment

  • @magma.admin.courtney
    @magma.admin.courtney3 жыл бұрын

    I love how most of these clips could very well be from the same day but they're actually filmed like 2-4 years from one another

  • @slipknot658

    @slipknot658

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma is the only internet personality I’ve watched that hasn’t changed since they became popular. If anything, his content is just getting better. We troll him a lot, but he’s one of the best content creators out there.

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are from the same day. They’re all pre-recorded.

  • @thebadwolf3088

    @thebadwolf3088

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@slipknot658 welp

  • @darktrooper6857

    @darktrooper6857

    3 жыл бұрын

    MALDING streamer goes on YEARS-LONG RANT live on stream

  • @scladoffle2472

    @scladoffle2472

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@slipknot658 He's been the same compact content creator (CCC for short) for a decade now. Genuine af.

  • @Sean-yj4ji
    @Sean-yj4ji3 жыл бұрын

    My favourite thing from the resident evil 8 streams was when he was talking about how tall Lady dimi tree su was and someone in chat just says "she's 6 foot jerma"

  • @hypno17

    @hypno17

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oof lol

  • @keeperfan1315

    @keeperfan1315

    3 жыл бұрын

    she’s actually 4 feet tall

  • @martyrobbins8828

    @martyrobbins8828

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@keeperfan1315 You ruined a joke.

  • @keeperfan1315

    @keeperfan1315

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@martyrobbins8828 im sorry for ruining a joke 10 months ago marty

  • @martyrobbins8828

    @martyrobbins8828

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@keeperfan1315 If you killed a person and went on the run for ten months, you'll probably still go to jail.

  • @lukefitzgerald785
    @lukefitzgerald7853 жыл бұрын

    3:02 to this day I still don’t understand how he thought being called compact was any better than being called tiny

  • @SronlySD

    @SronlySD

    3 жыл бұрын

    compact has an air of density to it

  • @ed9358

    @ed9358

    3 жыл бұрын

    its more manly

  • @theengineer-dellconagher

    @theengineer-dellconagher

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SronlySD he's definitely dense alright

  • @Rhelord

    @Rhelord

    3 жыл бұрын

    it's like saying "i'm not a midget, i'm a dwarf"

  • @hopefullyhelping6664

    @hopefullyhelping6664

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Rhelord TBF, one of those words is a slur and the other is not.

  • @heh_boaner
    @heh_boaner3 жыл бұрын

    The fact that Jerma knows his height to the second decimal says a lot. The fact that he calls himself 5’8” when his height actually rounds down to 5’7” says even more.

  • @ganii1804

    @ganii1804

    3 жыл бұрын

    delusional streamer REFUSES to accept the hard truth

  • @myfatassdick

    @myfatassdick

    3 жыл бұрын

    5:55

  • @asinineAbbreviations

    @asinineAbbreviations

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@myfatassdick 5.55 feet... even smaller 😔

  • @EyeofValor

    @EyeofValor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Half rounds up.

  • @Furhling

    @Furhling

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@asinineAbbreviations that is my exact height...

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg3 жыл бұрын

    It's kinda terrifying how 1 picture has haunted him for years, and now there's at least 3 or 4 more

  • @purplemoss3313

    @purplemoss3313

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which ones?

  • @blackshirts_and_breads

    @blackshirts_and_breads

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@purplemoss3313 the group photo (Jemra was exposed for his shortness, but emblertson denies its validity) the evil jerma face (Don't look at the first picture of Jerma on google images) jerma Sus (it was an sussy Imposter 😳) mega Dumptruck ass (Je,ra was exposed for his Assness, but ebertsons denies it validity)

  • @26SuperDani

    @26SuperDani

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blackshirts_and_breads and now we have AI combines all serial killers in one photo and unedited andy

  • @juliomontoya8824
    @juliomontoya88243 жыл бұрын

    Jerma is like a Toon. He HAS to commit to the Funnyz no matter how counterproductive, humilliating or hazardous it might be

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    If his comedy drops below 60 heeheehoohoos an hour, he explodes.

  • @Etherman7

    @Etherman7

    3 жыл бұрын

    Legends say if you knock "shave and a haircut" around Las Vegas you'll find him. Or rather, he'll find you

  • @Prodigial

    @Prodigial

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Etherman7 I just imagine it's like the scene from Roger Rabbit where Jerma just bursts through the wall yelling "TWOOOO BIIIITS!!!"

  • @hambor12

    @hambor12

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SeventhEntropy that’s basically his “Would You Kindly”-esque trigger phrase

  • @megantheescallion8565

    @megantheescallion8565

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Etherman7 what's that mean?

  • @fuckoff5893
    @fuckoff58932 жыл бұрын

    He’s worried about being 5’4” but not his 172 year old oak tree neck

  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug052 жыл бұрын

    "can you see who placed blocks in the server? I want that person killed in front of me" actual lunatic.

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    Жыл бұрын

    INSANE streamer demands PUBLIC EXECUTION after harmless tease by INNOCENT INDIVIDUAL

  • @TrademarkBoys
    @TrademarkBoys3 жыл бұрын

    I love how Jerma’s default “chat voice” is just Sméagol

  • @darksparkyshark430

    @darksparkyshark430

    3 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like his "Giant rat (that makes all of the rules" character, but now that's all I hear haha

  • @halolime117

    @halolime117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@darksparkyshark430 yeah this!

  • @endwalkr

    @endwalkr

    2 жыл бұрын

    im crying, i was just thinking this while watching 4:38, like "gollum??"

  • @enigmaticwalrus
    @enigmaticwalrus3 жыл бұрын

    Every time he's referred to as "compact" I imagine being able to put him in my pocket for some reason

  • @RegularTetragon

    @RegularTetragon

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pocket Streamer

  • @Julio-it1pl

    @Julio-it1pl

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well yes, if you are refering to the goblin controlling him

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    Жыл бұрын

    He is like a neutron star

  • @Guymanbot97
    @Guymanbot973 жыл бұрын

    This highlight comp was shorter than expected.

  • @z1pbomb

    @z1pbomb

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's compact.

  • @Profile__1

    @Profile__1

    3 жыл бұрын

    No it's average. It's the average size.

  • @ZuutNewt

    @ZuutNewt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ahahahaaahaha haaaaaaaa

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s moderately tall

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult3 жыл бұрын

    We've been bullying Jerma on his height for almost four years.

  • @Vizimech

    @Vizimech

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Dog Crazy ??????

  • @shaynegallagher6006

    @shaynegallagher6006

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Dog Crazy who pissed in your cornflakes this morning bud?

  • @jamesbeddow7393

    @jamesbeddow7393

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Dog Crazy you got a smelly mouth lol

  • @rayan-xg5kw

    @rayan-xg5kw

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesbeddow7393 how do you know? 😳

  • @jking4854

    @jking4854

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Four" is still more than his height.

  • @MythrilMann
    @MythrilMann3 жыл бұрын

    His complete and utter inability to go beyond the TOTH picture without going back to rant about it is hilarious.

  • @twentylush

    @twentylush

    3 жыл бұрын

    hes addicted to the copium

  • @budgetlifter
    @budgetlifter3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma the type of guy who starts dancing when the fat kid falls into the chocolate river

  • @spacebat3657

    @spacebat3657

    2 жыл бұрын

    And start rhyming

  • @ProStateExaminer
    @ProStateExaminer3 жыл бұрын

    "5'8" is the average in Ironforge" is by far the best one, lost my shit when I witnessed that one live.

  • @maxweII_demon
    @maxweII_demon2 жыл бұрын

    i wish every fanart just made jeremy's arm disgustingly long so it reached his shins

  • @TheMultiTasker3
    @TheMultiTasker3 Жыл бұрын

    4:21 I love how he says "Why am I that *tall"* instead of "short," implying he's actually _shorter_ than 1 foot.

  • @ralek592
    @ralek5922 жыл бұрын

    25:40 Best fucking thing ever. You can even tell how betrayed he felt by the game after secretly confiding his insecurities.

  • @ganii1804

    @ganii1804

    2 жыл бұрын

    that fucking fish read him like a book

  • @noneyabeezwax6904

    @noneyabeezwax6904

    2 жыл бұрын

    Poor jerma

  • @noneyabeezwax6904

    @noneyabeezwax6904

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ganii1804well it was actually an interactive game... and he just muted the mic so the viewers couldn’t hear...

  • @Simon_Loves_Art
    @Simon_Loves_Art3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma 9 5'8"

  • @SronlySD

    @SronlySD

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma 9.85"

  • @danielalorbi

    @danielalorbi

    3 жыл бұрын

    WTF this is genius. Is the reason this got so little attention that it's a common joke or something?

  • @yiff
    @yiff3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly that first "stand up and prove it" bit never fails to make me laugh. Jerma is genuinely a genius.

  • @thekrunpocalypse7054
    @thekrunpocalypse70543 жыл бұрын

    I like how it keeps coming back to that one group picture

  • @zooparty1257
    @zooparty12573 жыл бұрын

    joking or not, I absolutely love the fact that jerma went all in on explaining why he looks so short in an obviously edited image

  • @catpurrito5586

    @catpurrito5586

    2 жыл бұрын

    that picture is posted by the official Tip of the hats Twitter, so i dont think its edited

  • @zooparty1257

    @zooparty1257

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@catpurrito5586 yeah no definitely, my bad

  • @catpurrito5586

    @catpurrito5586

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zooparty1257 jerma is canonically short, we have real picture proof

  • @afabulousguy4754

    @afabulousguy4754

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@catpurrito5586 in the pic he is crouching down

  • @fruitpigenthusiast120

    @fruitpigenthusiast120

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@afabulousguy4754 That's what they wants you to think

  • @grenalien
    @grenalien2 жыл бұрын

    Its not a booster seat, its his massive buns boosting him up when he sits

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten3 жыл бұрын

    Eroding a man's confidence over a period of several years, like a god damn river on dirt.

  • @DrHeinzy
    @DrHeinzy3 жыл бұрын

    Jerma is like Willy Wonka if Wonka was also an Oompa-Loompa.

  • @NivellenMcJazzy

    @NivellenMcJazzy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its more like if he was a normal sized oompa loompa but all the other oompa loompas made fun of him for being short anyways

  • @mylastaccountgotbanned2393

    @mylastaccountgotbanned2393

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NivellenMcJazzy 5'8 is NOT normal sized

  • @camonsamon4894

    @camonsamon4894

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 it is for an oompa loompa

  • @Pred0

    @Pred0

    2 жыл бұрын

    Willy Wonka is only 1 inch taller than Jerma

  • @queen_kleb
    @queen_kleb3 жыл бұрын

    I love how sometimes he's all for the meme and other times he beats the shit out of orphans out of anger

  • @upyoursdotcom
    @upyoursdotcom3 жыл бұрын

    As a fellow 5'8" I'd just like to say that Jerma and I are AVERAGE SIZED KINGS

  • @diablotry5154

    @diablotry5154

    2 жыл бұрын

    Below average*

  • @slig4656

    @slig4656

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aw cute little baby thinks they’re normal

  • @dolos7164

    @dolos7164

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gnome

  • @upyoursdotcom

    @upyoursdotcom

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@slig4656 How naive of you to think I'm cute

  • @slig4656

    @slig4656

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@upyoursdotcom aw hideous little baby thinks they're normal

  • @LyiteOne
    @LyiteOne2 жыл бұрын

    Tried to do Jerma on Akinator after seeing 2:50. Got some regular questions, nothing too specific. And then Akinator hits me with "Is your character an escaped convict?" I'm obligated to answer "Probably" to that, and he immediately knows it's Jerma. Guess next time I can with confidence answer "Yes" to that question.

  • @rubert8138

    @rubert8138

    Жыл бұрын

    Mine asked "does your character have a father figure" for jerma and I ... didn't know what to say

  • @Mxshrxxmbxy

    @Mxshrxxmbxy

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro mine asked “Does your character make funny noises?” lmao

  • @plum8503

    @plum8503

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@rubert8138 Jerma is the father figure

  • @heliopyre
    @heliopyre3 жыл бұрын

    best use of forced perspective I've seen since Lord of the Rings

  • @drknflx
    @drknflx2 жыл бұрын

    the fact that there’s thirty one minutes of jerma trying to defend his height is so funny to me

  • @FatCatCooper

    @FatCatCooper

    11 ай бұрын

    There's like 10+ hours

  • @shmoejoe2
    @shmoejoe23 жыл бұрын

    I got to hang out with Jerma at twitchcon like 4 years ago and I'm 6'1", can confirm he's definitely 5'4"- I MEAN 5'8". He's 5'8"

  • @MrViki60

    @MrViki60

    2 жыл бұрын

    4'8"

  • @HabitualThinker

    @HabitualThinker

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s 2”7 on a good day.

  • @austinsavage5962
    @austinsavage59623 жыл бұрын

    Him and moistcritikal in a boxing match would be crazy

  • @dumworm6310

    @dumworm6310

    3 жыл бұрын

    there can only be one short streamer

  • @austinsavage5962

    @austinsavage5962

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dumworm6310 i have no doubt in my mind jerma would slaughter charlie hes just too quick

  • @SledgeHammerGai

    @SledgeHammerGai

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dumworm6310 how tall is crit?

  • @zackblast2656

    @zackblast2656

    3 жыл бұрын

    charlie tyler1 and jerma, a 3 way match

  • @austinsavage5962

    @austinsavage5962

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SledgeHammerGai hes 5’6”

  • @randomties4123
    @randomties41233 жыл бұрын

    hes sick of being called tiny! this little man is rising up!!

  • @Klavin

    @Klavin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not literally though 😔

  • @NoName-oc6wz
    @NoName-oc6wz2 жыл бұрын

    I love the photo of Jerma where he's slightly kneeling because there was never any reason for him to do that. It's not like the people behind him couldn't see straight over the top.

  • @henryofskalitz4879
    @henryofskalitz48792 жыл бұрын

    1:00 There's something so funny about the thought of jerma being like 3'5 with really long arms and super short legs.

  • @michelleglossop6453
    @michelleglossop64532 жыл бұрын

    Love how he says “got in contact with my mother” like he hardly knows her 14:41

  • @Mr_Norbs
    @Mr_Norbs3 жыл бұрын

    As a fellow 5'8" man, I guarantee he's actually 5'7" and adding an extra inch

  • @batham1185
    @batham1185 Жыл бұрын

    Chat literally gaslit Jerma into thinking he’s short. The longer the video went on, the more short Jerma described himself. Now that is true power

  • @chipbutty3645

    @chipbutty3645

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro is really the only streamer with a parasocial relationship with their chat

  • @kat.3784
    @kat.37842 жыл бұрын

    reminds me of tyler1 trying to convince his fans that he's 6'1" even though he's 5'3"

  • @MrViki60

    @MrViki60

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's 6'5"

  • @BichaelStevens

    @BichaelStevens

    2 жыл бұрын

    6'6"*

  • @sagechenworh3510
    @sagechenworh35103 жыл бұрын

    The alienating white noise at 18:20 as he waddles over to his bedroom under the stairwell is very ominous

  • @spacebat3657

    @spacebat3657

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actual psycho lives in the backrooms and live streaming on twitch is his only form of communication to the outside world

  • @deecomposerr
    @deecomposerr2 жыл бұрын

    i love how every time that fucking picture shows up where he's squatting down in that group pic he has to pause everything to explain himself

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat Жыл бұрын

    "Height is a social phenomena and not a unit of measurement. I've met tall people who are shorter than me"

  • @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
    @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher2 жыл бұрын

    watching his mouse debate yes/no on the Akinator is fucking hysterical

  • @ellebelle6439
    @ellebelle64392 жыл бұрын

    He goes from "we're both 5'8" to "we're both 5'7 and a half" lmao

  • @yuggoth777
    @yuggoth7772 жыл бұрын

    11:52 it sounds like he's got chat strapped to a chair in a grisly basement while angrily pointing and screaming at a convoluted powerpoint presentation with superimposed angles and a cartesian plane to prove he's not actually a small baby man

  • @jeremythesugartooth

    @jeremythesugartooth

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s an infant with a voice changer piloting a costume of a person

  • @lobdooks
    @lobdooks2 жыл бұрын

    I was today years old when I learned that all of Jerma’s streams are shot through a microscope so he’s able to be seen by the human eye

  • @ballpad9124
    @ballpad91243 жыл бұрын

    14:27 "I have a slide show" and "I wasn't very prepared for this" were in the same sentence

  • @awuza7045
    @awuza7045 Жыл бұрын

    24:37 the way Jerma turns too see who said "That is one short streamer." Is heart breaking 😭😭😭

  • @attemptinggamer9888
    @attemptinggamer98882 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced one day jerma's chat will edit him into a kirby like creature with just a head and 4 little nubs

  • @Bruh-ob9mi

    @Bruh-ob9mi

    2 жыл бұрын

    And Jerma would say, “I don’t look like that, do I? No, that’s not real, that isn’t real! Give me the real one!!”

  • @2minuss

    @2minuss

    Жыл бұрын

    I love both comments lmao.

  • @ilikecurry2345

    @ilikecurry2345

    10 ай бұрын

    Correction - two little nubs and two big nubs.

  • @SomeDumbKid1
    @SomeDumbKid13 жыл бұрын

    I've always thought it would be cool to meet Jerma in real life but, assuming he's actually 5'8'' as he claims, I'm literally a whole foot taller than him and I don't want to make him feel self-conscious.

  • @SomeDumbKid1

    @SomeDumbKid1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Jerma985 *spits* It's raining

  • @chadwickmcfaggins9734

    @chadwickmcfaggins9734

    3 жыл бұрын

    do you play basketball

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SomeDumbKid1 The Jerma985 always walks around with his face raised and his mouth open for precisely this occasion.

  • @oliie3416

    @oliie3416

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jeremytitus9519 yeah duh, he can't reach the faucet to get himself a glass of water so how else is he going to survive

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@oliie3416 You may be confusing _the_ Jerma985, Maxwell's original demon, his properties best measured in Planck units; with The Jerma985, archfiend of the stream-edit commentariat and unrepentant coffee-stout fanatic. ...Unless you mean to suggest that The Jerma985 is _also_ some kind of drought-ravaged borderline unobservable pico-mammal. Is this new Jerma lore? Lads: man the wikis.

  • @iandig
    @iandig3 жыл бұрын

    I'm 5'4 and 21. Hearing people make fun of 5'8 being short is depressing.

  • @IMidgetManI

    @IMidgetManI

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same dude

  • @fiaczek

    @fiaczek

    3 жыл бұрын

    i'm 5', though i'm a teenage girl!!! i always think it's funny when people name anything under 6' short because all of those heights are tall to me

  • @iandig

    @iandig

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fiaczek at least people think short girls are cute

  • @molybdenumrose

    @molybdenumrose

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love a short king

  • @Walamonga1313

    @Walamonga1313

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@iandig People will go for any chick regardless of height. Can't say the same for men. However, being invisible has its perks. Thankfully average height in my country is 5'7 and I'm like a hair below that

  • @RoloTonyBrownTown69420
    @RoloTonyBrownTown694203 жыл бұрын

    I love how he makes a short joke and instantly gets visibly upset

  • @mandragoranympho573
    @mandragoranympho5732 жыл бұрын

    jerma is so petite and fertile it’s incredible

  • @Bruh-ob9mi

    @Bruh-ob9mi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did you just call our streamer ‘fertile’

  • @calix_mayeus

    @calix_mayeus

    Жыл бұрын

    why are you the way you are

  • @Bootystank99659

    @Bootystank99659

    Жыл бұрын

    Can I kill you with my mind

  • @SuperTurtle0

    @SuperTurtle0

    Жыл бұрын

    please change and grow as a person

  • @sansprobus7209

    @sansprobus7209

    11 ай бұрын

    You people are roasting this guy, as though there's not multiple "Jerma but he looks pregnant" videos on youtube. Jerma is very fertile. Breedable even.

  • @Nimabyss
    @Nimabyss3 жыл бұрын

    Five stages of mald. 1:02 Denial 5:41 Anger 13:42 Depression 20:56 Bargaining 26:42 Acceptance

  • @Jormelli
    @Jormelli3 жыл бұрын

    Hey Dazza, you wouldn't happen to have a collection of times when Jerma mentions hiding a body or killing someone in the woods. He seems to default to that when unexpectedly put into a forest.

  • @PhoenixFox5577
    @PhoenixFox55772 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love the moment at 24:36 because he goes from having fun and goofing to turning straight to where he heard the voice and being completely serious.

  • @VeloriaMyVey
    @VeloriaMyVey2 жыл бұрын

    he's tiny, he's toony, he's just a "little" looney

  • @imdr.b1092
    @imdr.b10922 жыл бұрын

    “Oh boy that is one short streamer!” “who said that.”

  • @TheShadyBoi
    @TheShadyBoi2 жыл бұрын

    I just love how he gets out of the chair and gets shorter

  • @66777jason
    @66777jason3 жыл бұрын

    If he's 5'8 that's surprising lol, he seems to always hang out with giants. Either way he got blessed in being the most hilarious person ever.

  • @d0pesmoker
    @d0pesmoker3 жыл бұрын

    he had no idea that when he got his picture taken at tip of the hats that his whole life would change from it

  • @mannypardoacedetective856
    @mannypardoacedetective8563 жыл бұрын

    Jerma, duke of manlets, prince of shorties, Baron of dwarves, to you we kneel

  • @fordthefnlordasd3187

    @fordthefnlordasd3187

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @nevisity685

    @nevisity685

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean we don’t really need to kneel….

  • @jaimedelasmontanas
    @jaimedelasmontanas3 жыл бұрын

    let it be known that if jerma hadn't appeared infront in that photo and made the joke that he was tiny none of this would have happened.

  • @isoSw1fty

    @isoSw1fty

    2 жыл бұрын

    Being closer to camera makes you taller

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner2 жыл бұрын

    I just realised how long this video is. Oh my god. I barely know anything about Jerma but I believe he is a big man in his heart and that's ALL that counts...

  • @elgatochurro

    @elgatochurro

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's the best

  • @wocky7369
    @wocky7369 Жыл бұрын

    that voice he does at 4:30 always cracks me up because he only does it when hes hurting

  • @mauvedragontiddies9244
    @mauvedragontiddies92443 жыл бұрын

    Finally, it's about time. All the videos of this compact streamer are about his streamerness, never his compactness.

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have we entered the compact arc of Jerma video edits?

  • @RickJaeger

    @RickJaeger

    3 жыл бұрын

    Compactitude

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RickJaeger People always ask "how compact is Jerma?" But they never ask "WHY compact is Jerma?"

  • @somedi1

    @somedi1

    Жыл бұрын

    I misread the Mauve in your name

  • @williamdunbar2802
    @williamdunbar28023 жыл бұрын

    We need a 3rd party with a tape measure to tell us how tall Jeremy is

  • @TachReloaded

    @TachReloaded

    3 жыл бұрын

    A tape measure from Home Depot will suffice for the job.

  • @johnfreeman9349

    @johnfreeman9349

    3 жыл бұрын

    *a ruler

  • @1nestar

    @1nestar

    3 жыл бұрын

    15 cm school ruler

  • @skyricq

    @skyricq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you all not seen the video of someone running up to him with a tape measure

  • @Pefonmo
    @Pefonmo2 жыл бұрын

    10:28 I love this. It wasn't even a comment about his height, but the words "Jerma" and "small" being in the same sentence angers him.

  • @phantomvhs3537
    @phantomvhs35372 жыл бұрын

    Jerma is like a pure of heart version of Dennis Reynolds

  • @nixinox318
    @nixinox3183 жыл бұрын

    It was so cool when jerma hired Peter Dinklage to compare his height to, he seemed like a swell guy!

  • @weegee011
    @weegee011 Жыл бұрын

    This fellow has quite the short temper

  • @strawberrysangria1474
    @strawberrysangria14742 жыл бұрын

    He makes up in arm length what he lacks in size.

  • @erics5357
    @erics53572 жыл бұрын

    6:18 will never not make me laugh hysterically.

  • @majortom5724
    @majortom57242 жыл бұрын

    17:05 the short streamer clip is hella funny

  • @Cystro
    @Cystro2 жыл бұрын

    I legit cried laughing at "5'8 is the average in Ironforge"

  • @Duranous.
    @Duranous.3 жыл бұрын

    I like the Dr. Shmoixen character and hope he shows up again like in the Halloween stream but I assume he lives on the east coast since he first appears on the polygraph stream so I'd image it would be a rare appearance.

  • @fox-dies
    @fox-dies3 жыл бұрын

    i like how jerma's boston accent came out when he said 'dollars'. doawlahs

  • @Screamingurchin
    @Screamingurchin2 жыл бұрын

    Love how he hates the short joke yet keeps playing along with it

  • @minoyd
    @minoyd Жыл бұрын

    THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING 5'2"YURI GAGORIN OG SPACEMAN WAS 5'2" PRINCE WAS 5'2" LIFT THAT CHIN AND PUT ON PLATFORMS KING YOU GOT THIS

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush3 жыл бұрын

    19:00 i forgot how cute he looked in the christmas sweater

  • @austinhazzard7196
    @austinhazzard71963 жыл бұрын

    Hearing the gaming tomato's voice at 4:50 brought back memories of watching him

  • @JohnLucPicard98
    @JohnLucPicard983 жыл бұрын

    The bit with the normal sized pistol killed me

  • @skellybones271
    @skellybones271 Жыл бұрын

    Jerma lives in a funny little mouse hole, ah la Tom and jerry

  • @maxwellaiello
    @maxwellaiello2 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is that a likely large percentage of the people calling him short are actually shorter

  • @sonikku956

    @sonikku956

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, especially because 50% of all people watching Jerma aren't even fully grown yet.

  • @hassennenavidet

    @hassennenavidet

    Жыл бұрын

    guilty

  • @mcgregorli2166
    @mcgregorli21663 жыл бұрын

    I’m convinced Jerma is 5’4”

  • @jamesg8141
    @jamesg81413 жыл бұрын

    8:06 political streamer Jerm Shapiro debates his own audience

  • @adamb5147
    @adamb51473 жыл бұрын

    Im so happy you do these compilations

  • @candlelit13
    @candlelit132 жыл бұрын

    Jerma says he hates it but keeps the joke going I love it sm