The reason hes so small is because the Nazis blew his shins off in WW2. His son, Hank, is his greatest disappointment.

@mattd6204

5 жыл бұрын

It was the Tojo's that took Cotton's shins, good sir.

@brentberryman7466

5 жыл бұрын

I killed fifty men!

@stogieguy7201

5 жыл бұрын

You win the comments bro

@Thepoweoftheriffcompelsme

5 жыл бұрын

Brent Berryman fiddy*

@germerican7182

5 жыл бұрын

Cotton Hill

The big guy who tackled him was waiting all his life for this moment

@Syrpens

5 жыл бұрын

Da Do - oh boy did that short man go down easy. Lol

@JamesSmith-cm7sg

5 жыл бұрын

@@Syrpens Like a child

@tyler0896

5 жыл бұрын

@@JamesSmith-cm7sg Is it too late to abort him?

@AV-sd7cq

5 жыл бұрын

tyler0896 not in New York, still got plenty of time

@merces47letifer4

5 жыл бұрын

We all are

They sent a female reporter who is over 6 ft tall to interview him. It was perfect.

@Darrell7777

5 жыл бұрын

She was probably only 5'4 lol.

@DoGmAnGuY1758

5 жыл бұрын

@First name last name glad I'm not the only one

@loverainthunder

5 жыл бұрын

@First name last name I don't know why this is supposed to be funny, seriously its gross.

@merr5593

2 жыл бұрын

@@loverainthunder whats funny the guys comment got taken down

@CodyOnIce

Жыл бұрын

That is awesome.

This is funny....cuz both jim and sam are this guy

@RationallyMe

5 жыл бұрын

Right! Sam looks 15 years older than his actual age and Jim is short, was fat for most of his adult life, has no jawline and has an unhealthy addiction to porn and sexual fetishes that would scare any sane woman.

@marybetheby5184

5 жыл бұрын

Totally!

@TweekDash

5 жыл бұрын

@@RationallyMe Sam has confidence but he isn't aggressive.

@stevemygoodman7809

5 жыл бұрын

RationallyMe how you know about his porn addiction and weird fetishes?

@seonflux3414

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevemygoodman7809 he has been talkin about them since the early 2000s

Dude just needs a hug, I feel for the little fella.

He looks like if Bobby from King of the Hill grew up on strong island and never grew up

@schingh1973

5 жыл бұрын

J G Bang on!

@deedavis5star

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Ridetheillusion

5 жыл бұрын

LOL "strong island" what a joke of a name. Full of the biggest pussies in the world. It's "lawng island," the way its pronounced by the fucking retards that live there

@aworkinprogress4387

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, I thought the same thing.

@BobbyDigital59

4 жыл бұрын

Who? Norton?

Sam is the last person that should be making fun of someone's appearance.

@KiraPlaysGuitar

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like a 24 year old in his 60s.

@sparksdrinker5650

5 жыл бұрын

Or the perfect person.

@HugoStiglitz88

5 жыл бұрын

@@KiraPlaysGuitar seriously lol

@Fryed_Bryce

5 жыл бұрын

Let it be known that Willy Wiles doesn't think 5's should make fun of 4's

@sparksdrinker5650

5 жыл бұрын

I think its the handsome that should have no rights to make fun of the ugly. Ugly vs ugly is the only fair way to do it.

No matter how bad I’m doing in life, I can always look at sam’s forehead growing daily and feel better instantly

@bles05

5 жыл бұрын

Yo im guilty of this too,..funny cause its true, that thing is growing, lol

@bobsaget9861

4 жыл бұрын

Nigga look like adam silver

@aug-pahunters51

4 жыл бұрын

"Mornin' with Mutants starring Jim and Sam"

So glad the videos are back to full length... Tell the lawyers to get their grubby paws outta the good stuff!!!

@kingcopper4929

5 жыл бұрын

Agree. Not gonna watch 9 minute clips...

@DaniboyBR2

5 жыл бұрын

They don't understand this is free advertising, they think they can charge for it when in reality we just watch other stuff.

“You’re not god, you’re not my father or my....BAGEL BOSS.” Wink and a nod to the camera, boom there’s the commercial.

@kevindube7096

5 жыл бұрын

God damn you are a marketing genius & I’m not even joking

@Synoptix405

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO😂

@rfreeman5012

5 жыл бұрын

I agree too much of a coincidence that they make mini bagels a day later.

@brnsktingdieskting18

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@OniSyphon

5 жыл бұрын

@@rfreeman5012 underrated

That’s my hometown Bagel Boss. A guy lost both of his arms in the Bagel machine there back in the 90’s. Fun fact.

@AristotleFullThrottle

5 жыл бұрын

Squid Inc I find that joke... disarming.

@squidincsquid

5 жыл бұрын

@@AristotleFullThrottle I'm known to reach.

@chloekit4861

Жыл бұрын

What town is this I’m from valley stream

This is what Rich Vos would have looked like if he didn't marry Bonnie

@saraforney3940

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Elkin hahaha made me laugh out loud

Too bad nobody had a water spray bottle, could've avoided the whole incident. Most of it at least

@JohnMiller-sr7dk

5 жыл бұрын

ahahaha!!

@phanatic215

5 жыл бұрын

Ah man that's so wrong...but so funny.

@Andrea-dl4xk

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha works on cats too!

@blupeppers6437

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know maybe he's like Gizmo and he'd just pop out little gremlins

@bles05

5 жыл бұрын

Llh!! U aint shyt. Ctfu! 😂

Steroid filled HGH Sam is being awfully judgemental in this video

@Fryed_Bryce

5 жыл бұрын

He's not really judging he's just pointing stuff out and joking around about it. I do it all the time with my friends as i'm sure you do as well.

@nickandjesschampfuck9754

5 жыл бұрын

how the fuck can you just "start doing HGH" at age 12? who the fuck is that an option for?

@Scramus

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, jesus, that made me feel strange, he just took HGH as a child? weird.

@benedicitesol4429

5 жыл бұрын

Why's he have a little girl body

@KennonWryt

5 жыл бұрын

@@Scramus I vaguely remember a friend of mine in middle school taking HGH because he was tiny compared to everyone else.. now he's just kinda' short, like 5'7"... I guess it's a thing. I wish I could have taken HGH at 12, haha.

One of the best Jim & Sam videos in show history. When you know it has replay value 5 years down the road, it's a winner.

I'm sat here about 5 mins in, wondering if the entire 42 mins is devoted to the little man in the bagel place.

For the culture...I need Trumpet Fight Guy vs Bagel Boss Guy...I would pay money.

@rocklee33221

5 жыл бұрын

I got bagel guy taking trumpet guy easy. I remember trumpet guy also slammed his jacket the same way he slammed the newspaper lol

@DedHedZed

5 жыл бұрын

Celebrity death match

@squidincsquid

5 жыл бұрын

For the Culture!

@fightbot

5 жыл бұрын

They could put them in a scaled down octagon that’s made up of child safety gates

@alexbaum2204

5 жыл бұрын

For the culture, of course.

Im 5'9 and ive been rejected in clubs for bring too short. This guy must get NOOOOTHIIIING

@Jeremy5speed

5 жыл бұрын

Stoney Wan don’t forget also for your poor spelling.

@mcj2967

5 жыл бұрын

He loses!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!

@ourword3112

5 жыл бұрын

im sure that's the reason

@oceanpacific3841

5 жыл бұрын

Bro wear some dress shoes that give you a few inches and your fine ,but 5'9 you are a giant compared to 5'0 ft lol

@mre7152

5 жыл бұрын

He's pretty much a Incel. He can only attract broke ass obese single moms like pretty much any Loser can.

He's the human version of Scrappy-Doo. The video should have the Randy Newman song "Short People" playing in the background.

Jim's all sympathetic because he is that guy lol

@brettfire83

5 жыл бұрын

@North American KZreadr I agree up to a point but once they reach asshole status like this guy did, manners get thrown out the window.

@austinarnold3011

5 жыл бұрын

Chim Ritchelds Jim would tower over that creature

@Fryed_Bryce

5 жыл бұрын

North American KZreadr jokes is jokes is jokes friend if it's not all on the table then none of it is on the table

Norton’s constant defense of him is priceless. You can tell that he sees himself in the little fella 😂

@Spootnik

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's a hatred of the ape that felt the need to attack the guy. It's clear he can't do shit, it's like kicking a puppy that's barking aggressively at you. We all love the underdog anyway.

@DiggitySlice

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spootnik so if a short guy was going around stabbing people, you should only intervene if you would also intervene for a tall guy? That's retarded

@nala203

2 жыл бұрын

@@DiggitySlice he weren’t stabbing anyone lol he was just kicking off You would look at him, see he isn’t a threat and act according to that The guy who attacked him, over did it to make himself look like a hero and he def wouldn’t do that to someone who is an actual threat If a little guy is attacking people physically, then yeah, of course you’d intervene but he wasn’t

@Xxrocknrollgod

Жыл бұрын

He knows the truth

@turnmeondeadman4221

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he has empathy?

So this dude matched on tinder with Randy Newman and he told him he had no reason to live?

@kevindube7096

5 жыл бұрын

😂 not only is he one of the Short People, but he could 100% fit inside of Randy Newman & be the friend in him

@brutallyhonest123

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/apaa27Vmg5CvetY.html

@MrJimmyTide

5 жыл бұрын

Tsst...

I love Jim and Sam but I hope they interview this guy and the only survivor is Travis.

@tyler0896

5 жыл бұрын

Without a radio job that dopey round-faced four eyes would end up with a gig at Disney sweltering in a stinky Mickey costume for certain.

@hurten5151

5 жыл бұрын

Woof woof

@snoodballla9632

5 жыл бұрын

that would be classic

@drudru8947

5 жыл бұрын

Oofa oofa

@brutallyhonest123

5 жыл бұрын

Travis? I side with his mother. He's worthless, and his opinions read like a 19 year old gender studies major

Jim feels for him because Jim sees himself in this man. Jim’s a lil shrimp at the same age with the same haircut who used to have these rants on air (sometimes about women)

@paulthoresen8241

4 жыл бұрын

He was also overweight

I knew it, I can always count on Jim Norton. I can't disagree with what he is saying. The only guy to be understanding and analyse the situation properly.

Jim and sam heard the long videos are the way to go. So glad to hear jim ponder through what could be a 4 minute discussion and sam treat it like evidence of life on mars.

@kyledonohue927

5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe they're talented radio hosts that can turn a one minute video into 40 minutes of material...

@Scrimparmy

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Donohue no

"You can't wear heels around this guy." I love the seriousness in which Troy delivered that line.

@milesmcgrath2200

7 ай бұрын

Heck, most women would tower over him even without wearing heels.

man😂😂😭i love jim norton glad to see you guys doing well

I'm disappointed with the lack of short fuse jokes.

@msr1116

5 жыл бұрын

The peak period of those jokes was during all of last weekend. Repeats of the same old tired potshots got triple digit likes.

Sam making fun of how somebody looks? The irony. Edit: Just for clarification, I like Sam. He's a good co host. I just don't think he's a looker, lol.

@Cody.Tafoya

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite whoville resident

@Guardsgotgame11

5 жыл бұрын

But sam also doesn’t have temper tantrums in bagel stores

@russellmcafee9412

5 жыл бұрын

nasaly neanderthal

@TriStar44

5 жыл бұрын

Just here to comment, ok, don't want any trouble You seem to have forgotten about the one and only Greggory “Opie” Hughes, but yeah, Sam is in a pretty close 2nd place.

@RationallyMe

5 жыл бұрын

And now I understand why Sam looks so much older than his actual age. HGH not only accelerates growth, it also accelerates aging.

Love that you're back on regular uploading!

Apparently the little fella has a KZread channel. I've seen another video of him ordering coffee

@saintABE

5 жыл бұрын

And they are screaming at folks in most of them, this is not the first time.

@chrisconnors9449

5 жыл бұрын

Could only imagine him in a actual Restaurant

@MrJimmyTide

5 жыл бұрын

@@Peyote1312 if that's the case, maybe he did this on purpose for that reason? I'm sure the emotion is real, but he might've let it happen because he knew it was gonna go viral.

@msr1116

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrJimmyTide .....It isn't as if people staging incidents aren't fully aware that someone---anytime, anyplace---is at the ready to record somebody making a public scene.

Sam the real life Moe Syzlak

I've watched all these full segments all the way thru. Keep em coming. No more 4 min vids

The news paper was almost touching the ground before he threw it 🤣

So this guy Chris is unemployed, angry, lives in his van, 5 feet, has a gut and is in his 40s, and believes he deserves 8s and 9s. Hes delusional. I hope Jim watched his other videos and sees how much of a skinless beef frank this guy us.

@curlyfry3049

4 жыл бұрын

You can't blame him, I bet you 1s and 2s don't even want him.

@voluntarism335

2 жыл бұрын

"and believes he deserves 8s and 9s." where does he say that? You are blatantly pulling strawmans because you cannot even come up with an argument

@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle

2 жыл бұрын

@@voluntarism335 he literally said this when he called into the show

Bottom line don’t pick a fight unless you’re ready to fight

"He's a diminutive man, he doesn't have socks on"

@squidincsquid

5 жыл бұрын

He does, just too small to see.

@nickjackson7099

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@caitlynbedwell76

5 жыл бұрын

Best throwaway line

"It looks like the nanny in Muppet Babies" LMFAO!

Why did Jim Norton get so mad in the bagel shop?

Dude sounds a lot like Jimmy when he gets turned down by waitresses

@aceofpittsburgh

2 жыл бұрын

You misspelled "hookers" lmao

How did nobody point out that he looks slightly like Jim...

8:45 “He’s a diminutive man, he doesn’t have socks on”. Love it

He sort of reminded me of Norton lmfao. EVERYWHERE I go I get tha same smirk. With THA BITING LIP

@chrisconnors9449

5 жыл бұрын

😆... the one they really need to find & interview is the infamous biting lip girl. She started all of this. (Allegedly)

Sam: I've been layed twice Jim: I'd like to know who that guy was

31:27. “ a guy three times my size attacks me. “. Holy shit the dude that attacked him was 15’ tall ??

@LocalMultiplex

5 жыл бұрын

Three times his size doesn't necessarily mean three times his height. You have to factor in weight and volume.

The interview is great that came out today. He says he's a martyr the new Martin Luther King..

The elephant in the room: Jim Norton looks exactly like the little guy from the bagel boss

Lol Jimmy feels for him because he's short too 😂

Peter Dinklage's next role is doing this man's true story. "Bagel Bites"

@AnnaZombi

5 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment in thread

@RyanSpringer1984

5 жыл бұрын

Update: Perhaps Danny DeVito is better suited for the role. Thoughts?

@theflanman420420

3 жыл бұрын

Mini bagels

i dont think jimmy has ever relatded so much with anyone before u can see him questioning his entire existence throughout this

I thought it was Jim Norton in the video. Love you Jimmy

Jim was totally right with what he said about the blue shirt guy. It's not a matter of "stopping the problem" there was no real problem to be stopped. The dude was just getting annoyed and felt both safe and justified in getting physical. He wasnt thay justified to begin with because no one else was getting physical like that and like Jim points out his whole vigilante act was complete horseshit because if it was a normal size guy acting like that his corny ass would have stayed put.

I started carryingy newspapers wherever I go now. If there is ANY trouble, I just get angry and 1940s throw them to the ground. "Gawsh darnit now fella!"

That was so sad and funny. Great job.

Jims laugh is my favorite.

His other video in a quckie mart is also hilarious.

I think he lost his balance because there was so little resistance and ended up tackling him.

What a perfect bit. Love it

YAaaaay Xm doing something right so glad we have videos again

Jim sticking up for his fellow short guy. Wormy fawk

I used to work at a gym and had a super passive aggressive manger who happened to be super short. Every time he was being a dick I’d always hit him with “why such short temper” or something of that nature. I also signed his work email up for little people dating websites and for newsletters from company’s that sold shoes with lifts in them. It was awesome watching that asshole get irritated but unable to do anything about it. I never started the aggression but after dealing with his passive aggressive nature and hearing from other managers to “watch out” because the manlet had it out for me I immediately went for his achelis heel lol

@Dem0nD0ll

Жыл бұрын

Evil! I love it 🤣🤣🤣

@rustysmith540

Жыл бұрын

Achilles

"Meet me in the Bathroom!!' ?? That's like what Roger from American Day would say when he wants to get it on with the guy he's yelling at.

Jimmy's laugh makes me smile

Fawwwk yeah!!! Long vids make meee kreeeam cheese

@alimuh007

5 жыл бұрын

Homerun

Wow, I thought Opie was horrific, Sam's Snickers joke was an abortion that Planned Parenthood wouldn't even take credit for.

As soon as I saw the original video I KNEW he would be perfect for Jim and Sam! HE NEEDS TO LEARN MATT SERRA BJJ!

Dang, you guys got this one up quick. Usually these clips are from like 2 weeks ago.

this isn't a one timer for this guy; check out his KZread channel! it's full of videos of him raging out at people LOL

Did you hear later in the show when joe derosa was in, they played another video of this guy in a 7 11 and the cashier asked him what was his height.

@InnerDness

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God that was so delicious. First of all, DeRosa is funny, and second, there was a video literally called "Fat Fuck"

I don't know...as a short guy myself I've had more people get overly violent and aggressive with me as opposed to me doing it to others.

You guys need to get a special lil stool out for him and invite Tom thumb to the studios... 😂😂

Does anyone else want a Travis cam? I don't think it would be that much extra work because T-dawg doesn't speak that often. Rob make it happen!

@squidincsquid

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@danzigmcnaniel5226

5 жыл бұрын

axwise we get the same view of the trav dog as his mom does. I see no problem with this arrangement.

@JARRYDTHEPAIN

5 жыл бұрын

Tefft Cam?

Jimmys facial expression in this are gold Jerry.. GOLD!

Bagel guy is Jim Norton's spirit animal.

Bagel Boss has passed away R.I.P

He should wear it as armor... A very tall actor said once... Compared to him anyway

Bro this dudes gonna off himself by the end of the week

@Fartucus

5 жыл бұрын

Probably gunna off some random people instead

@RationallyMe

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I said. He already hated his life and now the entire world is laughing at him because of his greatest insecurity. Hot 97 radio station did a phone interview, this morning, with bagel guy and an employee from the bagel shop. The employee said he is not welcome back because they are afraid he could really be violent.

The bonfire was great with this clip too, when he chest bumps the guy, soder said "easy lil fella, this is what happens when you skip your nap!

Thanks again. Big fan.

I think personality determines how people view your stature. I have a tall uncle that is practically invisible at a party, but then my dad at 5ft5 maybe less he shrank as he got older, would seem like the biggest person in the room because he's a social butterfly, gets along with anyone, and is the loudest most fun person in the room. And my dad is a few inches shorter than my mom. Funny though, between those two men, the tall one actually gets less women than the short charming one.

@davidhyatt7772

5 жыл бұрын

thats sweet - how did they meet? did she ever mention how she feels about being several inches taller than her partner?

@theworldisimmense

Жыл бұрын

Cope

this dude needs therapy, not publicity... the rage in this one is intense.

GREAT JOB LOVE THIS VIDEO AND THE DISNEY ONE GOOD JOB GUYS TAKE CARE!

i love Sams’ impression of Lil Bagel Boss

I can't wait until they go over the rest of this guy's videos with Joe DeRosa

@69AdrianGolosky69

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know where to find these videos? I heard them playing the other one this morning and couldn't find it anywhere online.

@tyler0896

5 жыл бұрын

@@69AdrianGolosky69 In the last minute of the show they said they're downloading them and putting them all up on their youtube channel.

@napalmingestion

5 жыл бұрын

@@69AdrianGolosky69 kzread.info/dron/lGrDBndGVKmPFA1IKS8IGg.html he took his channel down so somebody reuploaded the content

One of the greatest viral videos of all time

Who else can’t wait to hear the break down of this dudes KZread channel ?

More vids like these guys!!

Rob is not that handsome... I know you saw this rob

@bricecate

5 жыл бұрын

How dare you. How.......dare you.

@DedHedZed

5 жыл бұрын

Hes like ok.

@AlexA-gf4rg

5 жыл бұрын

brice cate what is he a pair of horses or sumthin tssss

@LuneyTune72

5 жыл бұрын

Oh please, you listen to Jim and Sam, we know you're no charmer.

@mkII.

5 жыл бұрын

he's like footsum or some shiznit

I am team little guy. I am six foot and was too short for some girls. It’s hard out there for a short guy.

@lucrative11

5 жыл бұрын

Those weren't girls, bro.

@ams914

5 жыл бұрын

If true, those women are insane. They literally have no one to date. 6'0 is probably 10% of men.

@davidhyatt7772

5 жыл бұрын

too short at 6 foot?! tell me this is a joke ffs!?!

@davidhyatt7772

5 жыл бұрын

the global average height for a man is 5'7 - fact

That interview is unreal....

Hilarious. I subscribed.

Theres no way this guy ordered an entire bagel.

So they go from removing these videos to releasing them asap so they can take advantage of the virality of the clip.. nice one egg heads

As Joe Numbas on Wrestling Soup said "The wrestling business awaits!"

The guy has a KZread channel and holy shit is it golden

Jim's 5'7" and his expression when they talk about Tinder girls shutting down short guys...brutal. That one hit a little too close to home.

@anarche4900

4 жыл бұрын

He is 5’6 actually

Im with Jim, I feel bad for the guy. Hes probably never been laid.

@SAINTJ1967

5 жыл бұрын

Salvatore Geraci well apparently he was married for 5 years so I don’t he’s never been laid lol

@Mike-cd7bj

5 жыл бұрын

Salvatore Geraci FAWWWK YEAH home run!!!!

@RationallyMe

5 жыл бұрын

He's divorced. He did a phone interview this morning with Hot 97. He started in about immigrants (before they stopped him), only to admit his ex-wife is Indonesian. So, in addition to his other issues, he's also a racist who was married to an immigrant minority, SMDH.

technically the charge would be battery for chest bumping. assault are the words leading up to the battery if they were abusive.

On dating apps, my experience is guys who say 5ft6 are under 5ft2 when I meet them and I don’t wear heels. And I am 5ft2 so I know when I am looking down.

@davidhyatt7772

5 жыл бұрын

wow! am amazed you agreed to meet anyone 5'6... .most women have under 6' as a minimum

@WiseAilbhean

5 жыл бұрын

david hyatt Seriously? That’s just vain. I always assumed women made 5”6the cut off. But 6ft... sheesh. I’ve dated men over a foot taller than me.. honestly felt like a child in comparison. And them.. don’t think men care how short or small a woman’s stature is.