“This is why straight people scare me” by the guy who cursed a lesbian with 100 years of straightness.

@zecaneca3774

9 ай бұрын

that's why she was insane actually, couldn't handle the straight

@Nova_of_the_Stars

9 ай бұрын

This comment is much funnier than it has any right to be.

@nextombz

9 ай бұрын

My guy gave up his heterosexuality

@jeremyrossi2716

9 ай бұрын

@@zecaneca3774I mean considering PB turned the Geneva Conventions into a checklist and the worst that we see Candy Queen do is the attempted murder and kidnapping of the Simons; there’s a case to be made that PB GAINED sanity from the crown. PB’s sanity was so low that the crown’s sanity meter did integer underflow and it looped back around to being saner than she started.

@EyeofKoruption

8 ай бұрын

He had gone and transferred his STRAIGHTNESS upon her. 😮

The most episode accurate line is the "FUCK EACH OTHER!!" "Mmm, considering it!"

@undynlicia7554

9 ай бұрын

100%

@mauro27279

9 ай бұрын

Wait, is Winter king the same as simon or not?

@yamyam4050

9 ай бұрын

@@mauro27279sorta, he’s the same version of ice king basically and he doesn’t really hold much of simons personality and memories

@mauro27279

9 ай бұрын

@@yamyam4050 damn, then this line is basically just "do selfcest" (yes i know its a joke btw)

@QueenLethargy

9 ай бұрын

@@mauro27279 in the show the lines actually goes: "Kiss each other!" "Don't think it hasn't occurred to me!"

“She doesn’t need to be fixed, she’s not a dog” was way more funny than it should’ve been

@electrobob992

9 ай бұрын

Could have also worked for him to say "She may be a bitch, but she's not a dog"

@Ophiotauri

9 ай бұрын

That paired with "I CAN FIX HER" is so funny to me

“I was once just like you: really sad and… straight.” - Winter King, 2023

@KITeStarfruit_official._.

9 ай бұрын

*sigh* same

@Feral_cockroach121

9 ай бұрын

@@KITeStarfruit_official._. Same. I was sad and straight. Now I’m sad and gay.

@KITeStarfruit_official._.

9 ай бұрын

@@Feral_cockroach121 I force a strong ego apon myself although I'm also in homosexual sorrow

@MugetsuFused

8 ай бұрын

I thought he was gonna say "a jew". 💀

@thehistoryandbooknerd8979

7 ай бұрын

@@MugetsuFused uhhhhh tf?

“Simon, I don’t know if it’s been clear to that YOURE GAYYYYY”

@KNA31_3

9 ай бұрын

1:09 😂😂😂😂😂

@hattyofheadwear8918

8 ай бұрын

That your GAAYYY-

@count-countess8464

8 ай бұрын

that broke me

@Its_JamesBaxter

3 ай бұрын

Best part of the vídeo in my opinion

"It's that Spinel?!" - I laughed so hard.

@steveboy3712

9 ай бұрын

She said "other friends" SHE SAID IT SHE SAID IT

@Xehanortlw

9 ай бұрын

I literally just spat up my beer

@Cheeseburger-backpack69

9 ай бұрын

Sameeee

@morganmiller41

9 ай бұрын

​@@Xehanortlwdid he cool it?

@fourlionnn

9 ай бұрын

Irony in its greatest

"This is why straight people scare me." Yup, definitely something this Ice King variant would say. 😂

“Did I just.. fucking die?!” - someone 2023

@steveboy3712

9 ай бұрын

That was Simon

@zarkahmed3199

9 ай бұрын

You know it was really unclear

@steveboy3712

9 ай бұрын

@@zarkahmed3199 well the higher pitched simon is ours, just like in the original show

“Fionna! I don’t know what’s wrong with her, but I can fix her” “You cannot! She watches *_Fruit Baskets._* ”

@buddyb3165

8 ай бұрын

She is truly lost to us.

@goldenbear3744

7 ай бұрын

My ex girlfriend watched that. She lied to me about every facet of her life.😊

@ElectrostatiCrow

7 ай бұрын

​@@goldenbear3744So it's true.😂

@pikachuneoncat6480

5 ай бұрын

That line made me laugh the hardest.

@chaoticcow4357

4 ай бұрын

​@Jet_The_Meerkat Basically, ton of guys are like... the spirits of the chinese zodiac and they're all trying to hit one girl up and i'm pretty sure some of them are gay idk didnt finish the show (never will).

Winter king gave PB his straightness with the madness, and took her gayness

@undynlicia7554

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@yammyriya

9 ай бұрын

THIS IS GENIUS!!!

@BENBOIONYT

9 ай бұрын

Best trade.

@Plushie_Wynnie

9 ай бұрын

The madness *WAS* the straightness

@gravityshark991

9 ай бұрын

this is canon to me

"This is why straight women scare me"- Winter King 2023 💀

@mega6662

9 ай бұрын

Straight woman*

@khaliyahjefferson832

9 ай бұрын

"So I'm gonna tell ya I'm big fujoshi" oh my fucking God

@TruxUtor

9 ай бұрын

"This is straight women scare me"

@ikengaspirit3063

9 ай бұрын

And he also says she's his ex. So he's a bi icon and all my ships can work.

@lightspeed7312

8 ай бұрын

They scare me too.

"Ahahaha! It's just like Yuri on Ice!" - Winter King, 2023

@Cali_wcGacha

8 ай бұрын

Stop I was looking for a comment mentioning this

If you put the Ice King, every single yaoi anime ever, and unlimited rizz in a blender you get The Winter King.

@steveboy3712

9 ай бұрын

in A W H A T?

@undynlicia7554

9 ай бұрын

Too true

@erikwagner6050

9 ай бұрын

Don’t forget adding a piece of Brian David Gilbert

@caitlinabbott7895

9 ай бұрын

@@erikwagner6050 Waluigi

@Plushie_Wynnie

9 ай бұрын

You mean in a cooler?

"If I had battle with God, I would probably just cool his beer" I'm dead.

@rabbitadventurous9441

9 ай бұрын

I don't get that one

@zecaneca3774

9 ай бұрын

I'm not an English major could u explain what that means 😅

@themanwithtomanyeyes8282

9 ай бұрын

It's like a Winter King's version of "talk-no-jutsu".

@albertskoften1452

9 ай бұрын

@@rabbitadventurous9441 "God" is an alternate spelling of Glob-Grob-Grod-Gob. Hope this helps!

"YOU CANNOT SHE WATCHES FRUITS BASKET!" Lmao

@Aflay1

9 ай бұрын

Oh she GONE-gone.

@jonathanrolle2046

9 ай бұрын

She's beyond saving.

@sergiokindofadouchebag3514

9 ай бұрын

What is fruit basket?

@hoopitydoopity

9 ай бұрын

​@@sergiokindofadouchebag3514an old shojo anime

@synthetic_psycho2983

9 ай бұрын

one of the best in my opinion

“What’s a metaphor!!” is INFINITELY funnier than “not a metaphor!”

@galactalgeneral7420

8 ай бұрын

When I heard that I laughed for like five minutes straight LOL

@jacobtvadventures

7 ай бұрын

I absolutely agree

@chaoticcow4357

6 ай бұрын

ONGG

@qopparune

6 ай бұрын

That literally should’ve been in the episode

Oh no. The viagra killed the Winter King all along. Don’t worry Fionna. It wasn’t your fault

@Aflay1

9 ай бұрын

My brother in Christ, they said it in the video you just watched, you can say it here.

@Remmie77

9 ай бұрын

U can say Blue Diamond, its their alternate name

@SiffrinISAT

9 ай бұрын

you can just say viagra nobody's going to kill you for it mate

@Aflay1

9 ай бұрын

Well now I feel silly. He edited his comment and said nothing.

@Acromonium

8 ай бұрын

I guess you could say that the Winter King’s death was very hard for Fionna.

The Winter King reawakened the people who were in Onceler fandom

@undynlicia7554

9 ай бұрын

OH NO

@XDLR

9 ай бұрын

NOT AGAIN

@umalunatica

9 ай бұрын

How ba-a-a-ad can it be?

@conner3419

8 ай бұрын

STOP DONT DO THIS TO ME

@gravityshark991

8 ай бұрын

dont forget the undertale fandom LMAO

“She doesn’t need to be fixed she’s not a dog”

@gOat_GrandMa

9 ай бұрын

"What's a metaphor?" : D

"This is why straight women scare me" BADHADJA

@Vannabee13

9 ай бұрын

Plot twist, Winter King didn't transfer his insanity to PB, just his heterosexuality.

@nextombz

9 ай бұрын

​@@Vannabee13HELPP

"FUCK EACHOTHER" "mmm CONSIDERINGIT" fucking killed me😭

My stomach hurts from laughing dude😂

@thedotgiver2820

9 ай бұрын

.

@angelbarajas7035

9 ай бұрын

Yoooooooooooooooo

@caitlinabbott7895

9 ай бұрын

Oh look it's Tomotasauce

@glitchout_303

8 ай бұрын

hey it's the master of abridged! ^o^

@count-countess8464

8 ай бұрын

yoooooooooo!

0:17 🎵I was once just like you, really sad and... straight🎵

@ianthescorpio

9 ай бұрын

I know lol

Bro when Winter king implied he considered kissing Simon I literally screeched

@monavity

9 ай бұрын

not even implied he literally said he was considering kissing him out loud lol

@gravityshark991

9 ай бұрын

not to mention that theyd only known each other for like ten minutes at that point winter king really saw his pathetic alternate self and his first fucking thought was “yeah id smash” ☠️

@monavity

9 ай бұрын

@@gravityshark991 he’s just like me fr

@SiffrinISAT

9 ай бұрын

@@gravityshark991 and he's so right for that

@gravityshark991

9 ай бұрын

you are both so real

"that's actually a touching metaphor" "what's a metaphoorrree???🎵" XD

The best part is I completely believe the winter king would say all of these things XD

"And so I'm gonna tell you that I'm a big fujoshiiiiii!" 0:57 💀💀💀

@mayfaith7963

8 ай бұрын

I forgot what those are an I’m a bit scared to ask

@thedistinguished5255

8 ай бұрын

​@@mayfaith7963women who are into watching men have sex with other men

@p_rcelain

8 ай бұрын

​@@mayfaith7963woman who fetishizss gay ppl basically

@Snuffigutz

7 ай бұрын

​@@mayfaith7963 A fujoshii is a female who is interested in Men x men (gay) relationships, it's mainly targeted towards yaoi though

@mayfaith7963

7 ай бұрын

@@Snuffigutz ok so me-

0:15 "SCOUTS!!.... whatchulookinsofuckinfunnyfor-"

"I was once just like you really sad and.. uh straight" 0:18 omg he came out and turned into a yassified vers of himself, be who you are🏳️‍🌈💅

"Is that spinel?" "wrong show, simon"

@khaliyahjefferson832

9 ай бұрын

Oh my bad 😅

"this is why straight people scare me" GIRL YOU MADE HER STRAIGHT 💀

1:01 - holy shit I didn't expect this to be so hilarious, lmao

@thedotgiver2820

9 ай бұрын

.

@caitlinabbott7895

9 ай бұрын

Hey it's that guy who did all those Minecraft animations

@putra-kun8979

9 ай бұрын

Yuri on ice😂😂

“I can fix her!” “NO YOU CANNOT SHE WATCHES FRUITS BASKET!!!” Lmao

“Son I don’t you if this been clear to you but your GAYYYYYY“ - Winter King 2023 Silliest and goofiest moment ever 😂

@dontv3198

9 ай бұрын

This moment really is this funniest one of the video bruh

The tone shift at 1:10 kills me

@Memefan

2 ай бұрын

“It’s been clear to you that you’re GAY!!”

"I can kiss you now" winter king, that's self love.

@kownampla8035

9 ай бұрын

He's a big Narcissist

The curse of this universes ice crown and it's simons powers actually surpasses the boundaries of the show and onto the viewers, turning them all gay

@themanwithtomanyeyes8282

9 ай бұрын

Jokes on you! I was gay, before I put the Crown on my head!

@dippertheservicepupintrain1537

9 ай бұрын

​@themanwithtomanyeyes8282 congratulations! Your extra gay now!

@themanwithtomanyeyes8282

9 ай бұрын

@@dippertheservicepupintrain1537 It's just like "Yuri on Ice"!

"that's actually a touching metaphor" "what's a metaphor" 😂

the fujoshi joke killed me 😭

"I take offense to that very true statement!" - Me whenever someone says something mean about me

THIS IS LITERALLY A cool reason of saying to your friends😂😂😂😂

"Simon I don't know if it's been clear to you but YOU'RE GAAAAA" fucking sent me LMFAO

“Simon I don’t if it’s been clear to you that your GAY” XD

"Dont kill her, i can fix her" "no you cant, she watches fruits baskets"

01:22 “is this a side effect of viagra” killed me

0:57 this is kinda funny to me

@p_rcelain

8 ай бұрын

its my fav part

0:16 That was the most fastest “ what chu looking so fucking funny for”

"DID I JUST FUCKING DIE???" killed me lol

"I can fix her! No you can't she watches Fruit Baskets!" pfff

1:03 oh god I can't unthink that now XD

I fast forwarded to the part where CQ says "Other friends" and I said "Spinel?" and then Simon said the same thing lol

"this why straight women scare me" so true

0:46 Oml I love it

Here's a detail in adventure time every character with a nose is ether evil or crazy.

@robloxcool88

9 ай бұрын

Farmworld seems to be the exception; everyone there has a nose.

@subjectverbargument9871

9 ай бұрын

​@@robloxcool88yeah and they all live in a post-apocalyptic world where people can casually kill each other in broad daylight without anyone else blinking an eye

@TheAlexandrine

9 ай бұрын

PB doesn't have a nose 🤨

@jonathanrolle2046

9 ай бұрын

@@TheAlexandrine she does as the candy queen.

@jonathanrolle2046

8 ай бұрын

@@TheAlexandrine pb is not evil she's just a jerk.

HOW CAN YOU MANAGE TO MAKE EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE SO HYSTERICAL

"i was once. just like you. really sad and er.. straight

1:17 Best Part.

There's no doubt this Ice King variant emerged from the wish of a princess that "Ice King stop messing wish women". Then he started with men.

1:29 feona is crying because of Shrek 2 not because he died

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO FINE IN THIS AU WHAT HAPPENED what skin care and hair conditioner did this man use💀

@russkatherealoriginal6904

9 ай бұрын

Probably the Viagra

This was genuinely hilarious. Please, MORE OF THIS.

"I once was just like you sad and straight"

"Aha! Its just like Yuri on ice!" 😂😂

I need a full song of the fujoshi candy queen SO bad

I’ve rewatched this genuinely 5 times now and I wish that these lines existed in the show because they’re perfect

*Fionna, have you seen this amazing movie called Shrek 2?* From all of the funny lines in this video this one made me lose my shit the most 💀

"I was once just like you, really sad and... straight-" -King, The Winter (2023 Colorized)

YOU CANT FIX HER SHE WATCHES FRUITS BASKET

This should be renamed to "the winter king being gay for 1:38 minutes"

“I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE TO THAT VERY TRUE STATEMENT!”

"So i dont know twht its been clear to you thats your GAA-" He just- he was so baby girl in this video

"is that...spinel?" "no its just my *stupid* ex wife." "simon idk if its been clear to you that your *GAYYYY* " *"DID I JUST FREAKING DIE!?"* all got me dying XD

That "What's a metaphor?" Actually synced perfectly.

"🎶 I was once, just like you! Really sad and... uh straight🎶"

“No you CANNOT, she watches FRUITS BASKET” had no right to make me laugh as hard as it did

*Scouts! Whatchu lookin so funny for??* Omfg XD

The fruitbasket line took my ass OUT

No it's just my stupid Ex-Wife...

Never would i have thought a yassified Ice king would go that hard

0:57 "And So I'm Gonna Tell you That I'm A Big Fujoshi

@qixiaotianmonkiekid4789

9 ай бұрын

fujoshi**

THE YURI ON ICE BIT HAD ME CACKLING THIS IS GOLD

Though this was real for a sec and was "Damn I guess they are going to tackle more adult stuff".

I learned what a fujoshi is today

"AND SO I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT I'M A BIG FUJOSHIIIIIII!!!!" 😨

"You cannot she watches Fruit Basket" holy shit

"ITS JUST LIKE YURI ON ICE"

This is why strait women scare me

"AHAHAHAA IT'S JUST LIKE YURI ON ICE!"

0:57 THIS PART IS SO FUNNT 😭

Tbh, when I first peeped winter king and his assistants I thought of velvet room off of P5

@khaliyahjefferson832

9 ай бұрын

Omg 😂

Cake watches 3 beings die. Eats food. Me: bruuuh wtf LOL

ITS JUST LIKE YURI ON ICE!!! ^_^

"i was once just like you, really sad and uh.. straight"

The funniest part is that you could probably get Brian David Gilbert to say all this

"Did i just f------ die!?" Got me 😂

winter king was straight but when him and candy queen made him gay

"If its clear to you that you are GAY!" Got me laughing so hard lmao

The shrek 2 joke made me laugh so loud that my dad came upstairs to ask if i was okay

“It’s just like Yuri on Ice”

"and its clear..that youre *GAAAAAAY*!!!!" AHSHHDHFHF I LOVE THIS DUB😭😭🙏🙏