SHIT TONGAN PARENTS SAY!

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ALSO, WATCH - SHIT TONGAN GIRLS SAY - • SHIT TONGAN GIRLS SAY
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  • @RandomPerson-zy4fg
    @RandomPerson-zy4fg9 жыл бұрын

    "GO, GO. TELL YOUR FRIENDS I SPARE YOUR LIFE TODAY!!!!" Had me dying at this line!! 😂😂

  • @rebeccascanlan7082

    @rebeccascanlan7082

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me to hahahahahaha

  • @kokongati7403
    @kokongati740310 жыл бұрын

    the ta'e ofa part is the most truest LOL. Even if you 'forget' to wash the plates the parents will call you ta'eofa and make you feel hekka guilty for a lifetime LOL

  • @sionesekona3226
    @sionesekona32267 жыл бұрын

    I'm Tongan and my dad hisses all the time

  • @tohuia5740

    @tohuia5740

    7 жыл бұрын

    Same xD

  • @sionesekona3226

    @sionesekona3226

    7 жыл бұрын

    Everything Is a Conspiracy Theory -.- XD

  • @fonomasaniai744

    @fonomasaniai744

    5 жыл бұрын

    My dad does that all the time OMG

  • @tahti-

    @tahti-

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same with my dad lol

  • @jaqenhghar2970

    @jaqenhghar2970

    4 жыл бұрын

    do Samoans hiss like Tongans do? just curious.

  • @poivulangi4167
    @poivulangi41678 жыл бұрын

    "Tell yo friends that I spare yo life today.......and I stalk them too" 😂😂😂

  • @carterbraah3708
    @carterbraah37083 жыл бұрын

    2021 AND STILL GOLD

  • @deeteewritesthings2024
    @deeteewritesthings20249 жыл бұрын

    "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Honestly, I have no idea how Tongan mothers just have that inkling of knowing that you're going somewhere without you even telling them.

  • @TaahinaTefisi01

    @TaahinaTefisi01

    8 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 Not only Tongan mums, all island mum be like this lmao

  • @paulms2356

    @paulms2356

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Peterson Ngahe right hahaha my mom is like this

  • @TaahinaTefisi01

    @TaahinaTefisi01

    8 жыл бұрын

    Fa'atonu Tekori 😂😂😂 Same here!

  • @deeteewritesthings2024

    @deeteewritesthings2024

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Peterson Ngahe Exactly!

  • @tonga_stone312

    @tonga_stone312

    4 жыл бұрын

    All poly mamas are like this. They got master instinct😂

  • @Cloud-vv5ky
    @Cloud-vv5ky2 жыл бұрын

    2:40 just revived one of the memories I lost 😂

  • @jusLoungin714
    @jusLoungin71412 жыл бұрын

    "YOA MOM ISSA TEVOLO, TA'E!" LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @davidtaliai996
    @davidtaliai9968 жыл бұрын

    when i was a kid sometimes my dad would climb out of my bedroom window then i finally asked him why and he told me my mum wouldnt let him go kava haha she always accusing him of showing off to the tou'a.

  • @johnnyman562

    @johnnyman562

    8 жыл бұрын

    Accurate 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @rebeccascanlan7082

    @rebeccascanlan7082

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hi am the future

  • @numbaonemafiababe
    @numbaonemafiababe2 жыл бұрын

    This video will forever live on in my memory 😂😂😂🔥🔥

  • @karlijackson9935
    @karlijackson99353 жыл бұрын

    My mom and dad r just alike like this!!!! Mostly my dad he hisses every time I annoy him and I be like "okaa" and hug him because i hate seeing my dad be mad, my dad's samoan, mix Tongan, french. And my mom is Hawaiian, mix Mexican, pototican,irish. And 0:42 - 0:58 that's like my mom when my dad tries to leave to kava every Friday and Saturday, and that's me when I bother my dad, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰 LOVE THISSSS!!

  • @PurpBlurpy
    @PurpBlurpy11 жыл бұрын

    Half Tongan but once again.. this vid's on point. My mama has those overly dramatic phrases like the end. Funny shiet

  • @jaqenhghar2970
    @jaqenhghar29707 жыл бұрын

    this is probably the best poly "shit say" video.

  • @persontheperson8793
    @persontheperson87936 жыл бұрын

    3:24 - 3:55 when my parents get in fight.

  • @salec3089
    @salec30897 жыл бұрын

    2:22 made me laugh

  • @freepalestine98
    @freepalestine984 жыл бұрын

    By far the funniest impressions of Tongans I've ever seen..... """Mathafack"",.. I love my togans brothers to death.. And I'm arab

  • @fuivz8317
    @fuivz83176 жыл бұрын

    duuuddeeeee! i watched this years ago and watchin it again in 2017. Still Hella Fuxkin Funny. lol

  • @maulumm
    @maulumm11 жыл бұрын

    "You know your dad, he from the BUSH!": AHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @salepvale8952

    @salepvale8952

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vicksvikavicks
    @vicksvikavicks9 жыл бұрын

    LMAO! The struggle of having Tongan parents in America haha.

  • @AniLutu
    @AniLutu12 жыл бұрын

    I'm Samoan and this is very similar to what we go through. Really funny! Please post some more videos. You 2 are the best! Thank you.

  • @684beast9
    @684beast97 жыл бұрын

    "DEVOLO, DEVOLO" lmao.

  • @kihesinaramsey5300
    @kihesinaramsey530010 жыл бұрын

    I literally had to stop in between this video!!! Because if I kept going!!! I would have crapped my pants from laughing!!!

  • @kihesinaramsey5300
    @kihesinaramsey530010 жыл бұрын

    ROFL @ TUPOU TUPOU TUPOU. TALI MUA E TELEFONI. KO AU SIUTITI MEI UMER-IKA. omg!!! Guys I can't stop laffing!!!

  • @VEEZYTHASHEEZY
    @VEEZYTHASHEEZY12 жыл бұрын

    3:24 "You know yo dad...." lmao

  • @rubysdaydreams
    @rubysdaydreams6 жыл бұрын

    This made me laugh and beam with pride at the same time :) 3:42 was my favorite though -- when part of the mustache falls off.

  • @Tonga727
    @Tonga7275 жыл бұрын

    Still watching 2019!!!! Ifi da maka?!?! Lol

  • @tautol0gy
    @tautol0gy10 жыл бұрын

    I thought he said "Tell your friends I smell your life to death" When he said "Spare your life today" LOL

  • @mypanexogamouslineage965

    @mypanexogamouslineage965

    5 жыл бұрын

    Love the Raven pic, brings back memories.

  • @icekulimi
    @icekulimi12 жыл бұрын

    "GO! GO! Tell your friends I spare yo' life today!" hahahaha! hella funny!

  • @iaeliutai8693
    @iaeliutai869312 жыл бұрын

    This never gets old.

  • @MrTee9D4
    @MrTee9D411 жыл бұрын

    "I hate your Mom." "I was hear that!" Hahahaha !!!

  • @DasPingu
    @DasPingu12 жыл бұрын

    "Go! Tell your friends I spared your life today!" Haahahah XD

  • @whoatemyhorse38
    @whoatemyhorse384 жыл бұрын

    0:46 "The Air" 😂😂🤦 I'm done

  • @angelnunu2102
    @angelnunu210212 жыл бұрын

    "tell your friends i spare your life today!" LMAOOOOO

  • @Leka5318
    @Leka531812 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVING THE "NOFO MA'U NA'A HA'U HA ULIULI O FANA'I HO US* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA more more more !! big ups !!

  • @Nonakinz
    @Nonakinz12 жыл бұрын

    You guys need to make another video already!!! My friends and I haave been waiting :)

  • @jesse1971
    @jesse197111 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I'm having a shit day I watch this and get inspired! You guys rock!

  • @babykay1283
    @babykay128311 жыл бұрын

    Lol very last part where the dad say "And tell em that i stalk thm too!" Omg hella funny!!!!! xD

  • @mvmoefu
    @mvmoefu4 жыл бұрын

    If you watching this in 2020 this is still FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯ITS TIME TO COME BACK YO!!!

  • @KEAOKALANI
    @KEAOKALANI12 жыл бұрын

    "the what? Money for what? Get the bleep outta here!" ___________#flatlining. Tooooo funny!!!

  • @LeyAnn100
    @LeyAnn10012 жыл бұрын

    Love watching your guys videos! Keep them coming!!

  • @jelloisme7520
    @jelloisme75209 жыл бұрын

    Im Samoan, Dis is a funnie Video

  • @Fuinksty
    @Fuinksty12 жыл бұрын

    HAH!!!! "Tell your friends I spare your life today!" Pretty original stuff.

  • @sophias.ngungutau533
    @sophias.ngungutau5332 жыл бұрын

    BRING ME SOME PAPER TOILET- the toilet paper behind her😂😂😂

  • @thomasjia4703
    @thomasjia47038 жыл бұрын

    that 9ers gear doe

  • @alepinabloomfield6743
    @alepinabloomfield67439 жыл бұрын

    Oh fugg real tongan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidCuhzz12
    @DavidCuhzz1212 жыл бұрын

    2:57 - 3:02 Aha she asks for toilet paper and behind her is toilet paper..LMAO..

  • @chasewerty
    @chasewerty12 жыл бұрын

    "Tell your friends I spare your life today" hahahahaha

  • @kerkido
    @kerkido12 жыл бұрын

    this is just awesome stuff, cracked up like a maniac LOL. taahine ta'eofa mo'oni!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooool

  • @islandboiskreation
    @islandboiskreation12 жыл бұрын

    " are you water the plants ? " bahahahaha ! Mayneee i be dracking up ! Hahaha .

  • @ayoleeenz
    @ayoleeenz12 жыл бұрын

    2:23 Had me rollin! lmfaoooo! Something my mom would say..bwahahahaha!

  • @LeyAnn100
    @LeyAnn10012 жыл бұрын

    woop woop!!! Thank you guys sooooo much for making my boring days at Uni lectures seem alot happier!! LOL LOL!!! I Have definitely found a remedy for these boring lectures! LOL!!

  • @MrDeep0103
    @MrDeep010311 жыл бұрын

    ROTFLMAO!! Love the bit where she is angry in the kitchen washing the dishes and then the watering the plants bit LMAO!! That's my mum straight upp...

  • @Tongankween310
    @Tongankween31012 жыл бұрын

    "Tell Your Friends i Spare Your Life Today!" lol :)

  • @kaydee818
    @kaydee8189 жыл бұрын

    Always cracks me every time haha on point!

  • @aulelei16
    @aulelei1612 жыл бұрын

    my favorite part was when the daughter is coming home late at night and the dad goes WHA!?!! SURPRISEEE!! LMAOOo!! ahahahahaha i'm half samoan and that's exactly what i used to do lols!

  • @gizza1825
    @gizza18259 ай бұрын

    2:22 iconic🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ssseralooo
    @Ssseralooo12 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOOOOOOO EVERYTHING YOU DEPICTED OUR PARENTS IN THIS, WAS HELLLLLA ON POINT! LOVE THIS ONE AND THE SHIT POLY GIRLS SAY...LOL

  • @Nganz157
    @Nganz157 Жыл бұрын

    10yrs later - and this video is still OG the funniest shizz 😂😂😂 e e eeee fakamai haha

  • @debraliva
    @debraliva12 жыл бұрын

    Soooo glad u 2 are back. HIGH-LARITY!!!

  • @larablanket
    @larablanket12 жыл бұрын

    Too FUNNY! "Silini ke ha??!" -I can relate to that one. LOL!

  • @islandlady637
    @islandlady63712 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gossssshhhhh I just died watching this... omg!! This is sooooooo funny!! "Wea are you Koing??" lol Thank you Silencio for making these videos and to your hecka funny friend (Sorry don't know your name). But you guys are hilarious!!! Keep it up!

  • @mikachomp
    @mikachomp11 жыл бұрын

    Omg this is too legit lmao! Good job!

  • @paeamoala8503
    @paeamoala850312 жыл бұрын

    I like how the mom was like PILA LINI O MAI HO PEPA BAFFROOMOO. When the toilet paper was behind her hahahah.

  • @kaydee818
    @kaydee81811 жыл бұрын

    paaaaahahahahahahahahahaha love it!! Should make one 'bout what Tongans say at konisetis lolol

  • @jesse1971
    @jesse197111 жыл бұрын

    This is AWESOME! The two of you are so damn FUNNY!!!!!

  • @293miaesha
    @293miaesha12 жыл бұрын

    LOVE THIS!!! MAKING ME SMILE N LAUGH CAUSE IT IS SO TRUE... YOU 2 ARE HECKA VELA!!!

  • @Driftxcore
    @Driftxcore12 жыл бұрын

    8lmao SOOO good. *goes and watches parents for a lol*

  • @mzitchbay
    @mzitchbay12 жыл бұрын

    Do more Tongan vids please!!! So fkn funny

  • @ulafala912
    @ulafala91212 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAH! im samoan but i can relate to this lol the tongan language seems interesting lol malo aupito

  • @CriticsBabe
    @CriticsBabe12 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha LOL @ the "You know your dad..." and "Your mom is the devil woman..." parents always say that!

  • @12349402
    @1234940212 жыл бұрын

    Aye aye aye aye aye ayeeeee... where you going, where you going??? My cuzzin sifa is hella funny!!!... :)

  • @simBREEZY93
    @simBREEZY9312 жыл бұрын

    lol , i love yur videos . i really wish i had more tongan friends tho , haha . bc i love tongans !! lmfaoo , anyways yur videos are the best by far .

  • @jcelia09
    @jcelia0912 жыл бұрын

    WAS GOOD SEEING THIS CLIP COME ON FRESH TV HERE IN NZ... YAAAY!

  • @keleluh819
    @keleluh819 Жыл бұрын

    I’m here for 2:22 😂😂

  • @dnbrob42
    @dnbrob4212 жыл бұрын

    I can't stop watching. Too entertaining. Great job @ silencioslap & @gstaufa!!! Im Samoan...but there were def parts that u could relate to. For example..."r u water da plants..." Hahahaaa. Thank u for the island comedic relief. @marika talivakaola: Ur hashtags r a disgrace! #StayOnUrJobHater. :)

  • @SLCTz104
    @SLCTz10410 жыл бұрын

    Lol ain't this the truth tho!! Lol keep em coming- yah Bella funny tho!!

  • @aftkvpt
    @aftkvpt7 жыл бұрын

    Still dying 😭😂😂😂

  • @MAMAzKAyL0W
    @MAMAzKAyL0W12 жыл бұрын

    LMAO @ Stay Home B4 A Man Rap Yo Ass!!Fkn CLASSIC.

  • @kim2161
    @kim216112 жыл бұрын

    You are HECKA VELA! like HECKA FIFISI!...lol. Luvin it !

  • @xtinajr
    @xtinajr12 жыл бұрын

    HAAUEEEEEEEEEEEEE... LMFAOOO YOU GUYSS ROCK ONELOVESS ALL THE WAY FROM NEW ZEALAND!..:) LOVE IT!!!

  • @gloriaius
    @gloriaius10 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha....this is soo funny, still trying to calm myself down!!! :)

  • @ohreally21
    @ohreally2112 жыл бұрын

    are you water the blants?!.....TAAHINE TAE OFA MOONI KOE!! hahaha LOVE this!!

  • @rellieglamorous
    @rellieglamorous12 жыл бұрын

    lol! you guys are super funny.... :) enjoyed watching this. ALOHA!

  • @aliitasi3200
    @aliitasi320012 жыл бұрын

    1:16 SUHPLISE!! Open yo eyes, OPEN YO EYES!!! hahahahaahahahahahahaha

  • @ssrabits
    @ssrabits12 жыл бұрын

    you know they showed this on tv in NZ. It on a show called polyfresh. Type up : Part 2 of 2 FRESH hosted by Digby Ioane Wallaby

  • @lataifalefehi
    @lataifalefehi12 жыл бұрын

    omg i've seen tongan oldies go with their own kava cups ahahaaha

  • @ticklemetoejam
    @ticklemetoejam12 жыл бұрын

    Was that a photo of Haifa on your wall? :)

  • @tsheffet
    @tsheffet12 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA I love how she's like WHERE ARE YOU GOING! hahaha. my mom be doin that to all of us, ALL da Time.. lol.. and lol at how dads be trynna faikava. lol

  • @mansiwtc
    @mansiwtc12 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO ! soooo reminds me of my parents LOL ! this is sooo cracked !

  • @SAMATAiTAi
    @SAMATAiTAi12 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO omg too funny, keep the vids coming please!!!!!!

  • @kymonn
    @kymonn8 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN RELATE TO EVERYTHING!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @chanelcoco1838

    @chanelcoco1838

    8 жыл бұрын

    if y'all aren't mixed with black then why the fuck y'all got nappy hair where that shit come from

  • @tungarunakoiaang1795

    @tungarunakoiaang1795

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@chanelcoco1838 You do realise some Tongans have frizzy/curly hair?

  • @cusil518
    @cusil51812 жыл бұрын

    @ohbabyilikeitrawr the dad also had an asian accent...which is besides the point because it was HILARIOUS! Good job!

  • @MsSamoa206
    @MsSamoa20611 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO can't stop watching this too funny

  • @Erena121
    @Erena12112 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious! omg embarassed that I could relate to some of this stuff!

  • @laniafu9171
    @laniafu91715 жыл бұрын

    I have ALOT of memories with the BELT errrrrrwhere

  • @LAYLOWPRODUCTIONS
    @LAYLOWPRODUCTIONS4 жыл бұрын

    where is he now lmaooooo

  • @learntonganwithandrew
    @learntonganwithandrew12 жыл бұрын

    ifi maka, hahaha that just made my day!!!!!!!!!!

  • @benfinau9396
    @benfinau93964 жыл бұрын

    Still kills me 🤣🤣

  • @Mjlovechild15
    @Mjlovechild1511 жыл бұрын

    Too perfect

  • @fonomasaniai744
    @fonomasaniai7445 жыл бұрын

    OMG my dad does the has noice to all the dang time when I ask him a question 😂 this is the same thing that happens in my life OMG

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