Zhongli be like “Nah, I’d solidify”

@riceguyy

Ай бұрын

are you caked up because you're rex lapis, or are you rex lapis because you're caked up?

@nightanic8486

Ай бұрын

Holds skill

@IlPinguonauta

Ай бұрын

Hu tao: then i'd Gun.

@Fitz-tg8zm8cq9n

Ай бұрын

💀

@ServantBerserkerZero

Ай бұрын

Where can I have *_ORDER_* ?

これが完全に摩耗しきった世界線か…

@TSV7

Ай бұрын

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@user-yx3ht3sz9n

Ай бұрын

ーーーーーーー？！！！！！！！ーー！！？？！！？！！！！！！？！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ってなる

@user-MORAGANAI

17 күн бұрын

ーーー？！！！！？！！！？！！！！

0:16 自分で葬って葬儀する自己完結型アタッカー

「揺らぐことなし。」 単押しスキルなのでシールドを張れていないですね。

@7716-AliceMargatroid

Ай бұрын

盤石も、いつか土に変える…

@user-yp6qt3qe9t

Ай бұрын

見苦しいところを見せたな…

@silverlight1903

Ай бұрын

瑠璃袋は…（以下略

@user-ik8po3wu4l

16 күн бұрын

あ"ぁ"(摩耗)

@7716-AliceMargatroid

16 күн бұрын

@@user-ik8po3wu4l い"い"なっ⤴ （6000年イキってきたらからもう擦れてゆるく…）

なんつー時間にやべぇのを提供してくるんだ…！最高かよ!!

趙が((なんだこれ…))って顔しながらペンライト振ってるのが良き

We all know what happened. The bullets bounced off Zhongli's cake.

@SirRither

Ай бұрын

Or the bullets shattered into a tiny piece of lead

@user-zm3hc7cs8r

Ай бұрын

​@@SirRitherthe bullets turned into galvanized Square steel

岩王帝君暗殺の理由

as you can tell she shot him several times and the music kept goin... Zhongli is SOLID

@donnycorn3086

Ай бұрын

Zhong-roach status

摩耗しまくってツルッツルじゃないか

２発でバリア割って１発で仕留めてからタヒ体撃ちまでしてるの、流石胡桃過ぎる。

@user-kg4qn8ih4m

Ай бұрын

ちなみにこのセリフ「揺らぐことなし」はスキル単押し時のセリフなのでシールド張れない

@Topologic_Ghost

Ай бұрын

音楽止まってないから生きてる説濃厚

これはヌヴィも鼻で笑うレベル

Zhongli got the whole bakery

＿人人人人人人人人人＿ ＞　そういう生き物　＜ ￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

最初に可愛いキャラ来ると思ったら鍾離結揺らしててフータオとおんなじことになったわ

I heard 4 gunshots Hu Tao had 3 people to shoot Unless......

@MochiKoneko

Ай бұрын

She became her own customer 💀

@nanoman8

Ай бұрын

No she shot zhongli 4 times

Ganyu, why are you smiling...? ( ￣へ￣ )

明らかオーバーキルなの好き

揺らぐことなし→ケツが揺らいでてダメだった

Keqing would pay good money to see that too

何も疑ってない甘雨すこ。

発砲数が多いことからして相当憎まれてそう

これが帝君暗殺の真相ですか

@user-yx3ht3sz9n

Ай бұрын

とんでもないなwww

これが摩耗鍾離解雇の瞬間ですか

ケツの重さは安心できます

@user-yx3ht3sz9n

Ай бұрын

草ww

まさに「地　獄　絵　図」

"screw advertisement, imma make my own customers" Hutao w/ a Glock probably

Morax shaker

@Larry_the_larry

Ай бұрын

Morax does the archon shake

I gyat someting in my eyes

例の栗松を彷彿とさせる怖さ

Hu Tao has added more clients to you

じわじわくる笑

甘雨ちゃんは通常運転で何より。

i see that Ganyu likes the thickness

"oldest bakery in liyue"

こんなやベー奴を盲信してる甘雨が一番やベー

Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan 💚 Saludos desde México 🇲🇽 Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan 💚 Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan 💚

Zhongli be like I am doing my own version of Shikanokonokonokokoshitantan

しかのこのこのここしたんたん、しかのこのこのここしたんたん！

My eyes are burning

Aleast i knew this would become a cult before the rumbling

Zhongli trying to get teeth the modern times he’s doing very well

I wish i was blind

I got jumpsacred when I opened the video

If there was a scream of hell for the ending it would be perfect

_____________ RIP Archont 2020-2024 _____________ 💐

可愛い甘雨をありがとう

Hu Tao: Ok i have no choice

this is cursed on multiple levels

GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT also why is hu tao so cute in this ganyu and xiao too they look so adorable

_______________ RIP Archont 2020-2024 _______________ 🌷🌷

しかのこのこのここしたんたん！！笑

H E L L Y E A H

Zhongli got that gyattttttttttt

完了回不去了

Should have added a bit at the end where the bullets didnt work because *HIS DUMMY THICC SHIELD*

虎視眈々とするな

정신이 혼미해진다

Quaking the cake 💀

I see this everywhere, and I do not understand it lmao

that´s the ass of teyvat

우리에게 이러는 이유가 있을 거 아니냐

I have so many questions and I want none of them answered

Ufffff zhongli🥵🥵🥵

Ho-du: Why won't you die?!?!? Zhongli: oghol-shild, Son!

DRG dwarves be like

이것이 마모의 영향인가..

암왕제군께서 살해당하셨다!

Xiao and Ganyu are litterly his biggest fans

기어코 만드셨군요.. 씰룩씰룩을...

まずいですよ！

Xiao is concert Ganyu is having fun Hu tao is about to commit genocide

旅人((((えっっ？？？？？？？？？？)))))))))

摩耗しか出来ない男

さすが原神いちスケベな尻してる男

@user-yx3ht3sz9n

Ай бұрын

ともてエッッツ！！！！((殴

誰かと思えば、超刺激的絶命拳を繰り出そうとした蛍に見事ケツで対抗しダイナミック骨折をぶちこんだショウリ先生ではないか

Дед опять забыл выпить таблетки

My eyes!!!!

これが私の鍾離（攻め×タルタリヤ（受） の同人誌を読む理由

@user-yx3ht3sz9n

Ай бұрын

とても良い！！！

@user-yx3ht3sz9n

Ай бұрын

いいぞ！！！！！！！！もっとやれ！！！！

なんだ、これは

SMASH!!!

...why

これが摩耗の果てか…w

なんでプリケツやねんｗｗ

... Stop!... What?

THIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LOVE ITT😭😭💓💓💖🫶🫶🫶

omg my eye

Zhongli is rock 😎 Ganyu is so cute 😍 Uhhh...Xiao😨, Hu tao 😰...

やっぱ6000年以上イキってきた神は格が違うなぁ

Desa dan kota yok Kewer kewer Miskin dan kaya yok kewer kewer Tua dan muda yok kewer kewer Semua gembira yok kewer kewer

先生のしたり顔よ😂

WOW HE'S THICC

俺は信じてるよ鍾離先生はきっとあのケツで弾丸を受け止めてるって

wasn't this from the livestream

サムネの甘雨のイラストをXに投稿して欲しい…！！！！

I'm just like xiao rn

감우 귀여웤ㅋ

종려 쉴드 어떻게 뚫을 건데ㅋㅋ

nooooooo

多分銃弾効いてないんだろなぁ…