Welcome to the 8th layer of corporate hell
for an explanation, one time I was on I was on customer service hold for about 15 minutes in order to speak with a representative. for those 15 minutes i was listening to a 20 second loop of the worst compressed jazz music that would suddenly stop and a prerecorded message that would apologize and tell me to go on the company's website would play. then the whole thing would loop until someone finally picked up the phone. This audio is supposed to simulate that mind-numbing experience for about 28 minutes.
so yeah this is a "customer service on hold simulator"
i originally wanted the audio to only show up in the right channel to make the simulation more immersive. for some reason it would only show up in audacity. anything i played it back on would just play the channel though both speakers.
and that voice at the end was mine. thought i should give it a ending instead it aubulty end on a loop.