If I was that delivery driver my heart would literally stop

@rcsibiu

8 ай бұрын

I would probably sue the owner

@arnoldrimmer960

8 ай бұрын

*shoot the dog and sue the owner.

@dsmyify

8 ай бұрын

​@@rcsibiu~ sue the owner? The dog was inside. It leaped through a window. What you suing for?

@FelixvonMontfort

8 ай бұрын

Savety no matter what xD

@arnoldrimmer960

8 ай бұрын

@@dsmyify Having a dangerous aggressive and destructive animal not contained properly.

Its nice how Dory isn't letting her acting go to waste

@EmkaYT69

8 ай бұрын

I exist better than DDOI 🦴

@walterF205

8 ай бұрын

HEY, is anyone alive here?!?

@thebrazilianluigi2142

8 ай бұрын

@@walterF205 I am

@commanderboom2626

8 ай бұрын

@@walterF205doubtful

@EmkaYT69

8 ай бұрын

@@walterF205 thats the joke..

Something about babies being thrown into the pool and how calm they are is so funny and amazing

@craigmeyer6957

8 ай бұрын

Believe it or not, a babies natural instinct when put in water is to turn onto their back and float with their nose and mouth above the water so they can breathe (fun fact: the leading cause of death for children under the age of 3 is drowning)

@Soridan

8 ай бұрын

I wish their parent would be this calm too when I throw their babies in.

@summer8941

8 ай бұрын

They probably remember incubating in a bag of water and flesh

@Tac2cooll

8 ай бұрын

this comment belongs on redit @@Soridan

@beebear4541

8 ай бұрын

Nevermind - nirvana

The scared dog doing a backflip is both funny and impressive

@jacksonbaye7920

3 ай бұрын

Sometimes fear is the greatest motivator (not saying to scare the heck out of someone or something to train/teach them)

@Vig1232

2 ай бұрын

0:59 I’ve never seen or heard a rat do that

You’re a kindhearted man not to accuse that dog of turning the tv on on purpose, Sir.

@SeresHotes25

8 ай бұрын

That was my first thought!

@user-ge7vd4in6y

8 ай бұрын

Damn so many bots💀

@un0_reverse_card

8 ай бұрын

@@p-__ sh

@un0_reverse_card

8 ай бұрын

sh@@CrazyCrewM8

@un0_reverse_card

8 ай бұрын

@@k32ev8in sh

That dog definitely did not “accidentally” turn on that TV, he knew what he was doing!

@chiita3786

8 ай бұрын

Self love. Work.

@charlesafk2281

8 ай бұрын

I liked your comment

@Im_The_Jake

8 ай бұрын

I liked your comment too

@skeath

8 ай бұрын

dope

@TearrsYT

8 ай бұрын

We do not care🔥

1:40 donut flatbread

Imagine your dog is so poorly trained it demolishes a window when a package arrives

@fragglet

Ай бұрын

Looks like some kind of pitbull variant. This is the reason people those things dangerous.

@parasyte676

26 күн бұрын

@@fragglet Wrong. Stop spreading misinformation just because you like to run your mouth and consider yourself right. That's not a pitbull. It's a Cane Corso, and most of the time they're very intelligent and responsive to their owners. This is a simple case of neglect that any dog will do whether it be lab, husky, german shepard, etc. In fact, I have had worse issues with GSD than any pitt.

@BlinkArmy4

16 күн бұрын

⁠@@fraggletNo that’s not why, anything is dangerous. Humans are dangerous too, unless you can train your dog it will be dangerous. I grew up with a pit bull that never once hurt anyone, jumped on anyone, barked randomly, it was a sweet dog because it was trained well.

@worstusernameintheworld9871

6 күн бұрын

​@@fragglet I think pitbulls can be very dangerous if not trained well, but if you're going to fear monger, at least do it right and know the dog's breed

That dog did not turn on the TV by accident, he just knows how to live when he's at home 😂

@demZetri

8 ай бұрын

The dog knew what he was doing lol

@popcorn_g3472

8 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was about to comment

@browndreary17

8 ай бұрын

Just imagine waking up at 2am because of the loud tv volume so you to check and you see your dog sitting like that and watching

@somethingidkwhatimdoing

8 ай бұрын

glad there ain’t no bot comments (yet)

@ivynjoki

8 ай бұрын

What a life, aye?

The captain's laughter is so contagious. Also the engineer being genuinely unaware is funny af to watch

@elisaa9981

8 ай бұрын

Giggling like two old biddies going easy on the sherry at noon. 😊

@alial3437

8 ай бұрын

Engineer gaming

@BramOuwerkerk

8 ай бұрын

That was so funny, I laughed my ass off at that video

@paultimson6674

8 ай бұрын

i did that last week when i visited my old mom, i shouted out gibberish coz she was in the kitchen with the washing machine on. No way she can understand english with all that noise. She heard my shout. and asked what did you say... i said ... any chance you have some chocolate biscuits?

@oatjuice5921

8 ай бұрын

@@paultimson6674 cool story?

I love how I can see your improvement over the years that I’ve been watching you. Your videos are getting much more expressive ^^

@aj.9h9p9d

16 күн бұрын

They're not his videos, though. 😢 do you mean his commentary?

That little boy watching his moms belly was one of the most precious things ive seen in a while.

The crew mates laughing at the guy made me laugh way harder than it should've 🤣

@DestopLine

8 ай бұрын

I swear I can't read the word "crewmate" without laughing 💀

@Catilena1890

8 ай бұрын

SAME lmao this is the kind of crap my Team Leaders would pull at work.

@Catilena1890

8 ай бұрын

@k32ev8in Okay Jan.

@Sniperboy5551

8 ай бұрын

@DestopLine If you think that’s funny, wait until you hear the word “seaman.”

@dorathedestroyer770

8 ай бұрын

contagious laughter

Being a delivery guy sucks . Imagine dropping a package and a huge dog chases after you . 😢

@prayagsuthar9856

8 ай бұрын

Nah, but that dog was BIG!!!!! It literally _broke through the glass of the front door!!!!!!!!!!_ 😱😱😱😱😱

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144

8 ай бұрын

@@prayagsuthar9856🥹💀

@Mis7erSeven

8 ай бұрын

Also keep in mind that this clip didn't have the "Nobody was hurt" text so we are not sure if this delivery guy is still alive...

@alial3437

8 ай бұрын

What the hell does that family protecting in their house? Gates of Hell, as they have the Cerberus as a guard?

@TrashPanda5150

8 ай бұрын

If it keeps chasing me and if clearly about to harm me, it's a dead dog.

she just completed 50 missions to unlock custom hair

Your videos are always so good!! I love this one. Lots of really great clips, thank you 😂❤.

For anyone wondering why her hair is transparent, it's not a camera trick or a result of thin/damaged hair. Since she natrually has coils, when just "blown out" or stretched. Every strand isn't completely straight and lying against one another. Every individual strand is going its own way, with whatever is left of its natural pattern, creating gaps where light can shine through because they are not uniform. Afro textured hair tends to grow upward and outward. it's able to not be weighed down by gravity, so the hair isn't being pulled into itself or downward ethier. Edit : A bit clearer explanation.

@patrickmcgoo7402

8 ай бұрын

My hair is the same, Can attest

@autumnpoobear

8 ай бұрын

Typically i’d refer it as being damaged due to split ends but this is fascinating info.😂

@frinpi7473

8 ай бұрын

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@YogSoth

8 ай бұрын

Plausible explanation, but I think her hair is magic.

@kevinice9313

8 ай бұрын

Aka low hair density

1:16 the real reason the titanic sank

2:13 that dog knew what he was doing for sure

0:41 did he just say "jetzt knallder glei?" 🤣🤣🤣 fühl mich gleich wie zuhause

1:25 Bro that dog became the frog

@Mrllama.

8 ай бұрын

I was going to say the same thing 😂

@ItsartoTV

8 ай бұрын

I was going to say it 😂

@WhithoutArms

8 ай бұрын

Lol

@NotBlaKe.

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@BelldofersMatlack

8 ай бұрын

That dog became a cat with that jump

safe to say the dog was more excited about getting food than their owner

@Caliber918

8 ай бұрын

L replies

@Derpzling

8 ай бұрын

what are with these bots nowadays

@thechangingchannel13

8 ай бұрын

@@Caliber918finally a sigma

@elenabob4953

8 ай бұрын

I am sure that the owner wasn't exited that they need to buy a new door

@kayden2119

8 ай бұрын

seriously someone is spending money on bots just to spread mildly annoying messages I dont get it@@Derpzling

This is best video compilation you’ve done in awhile

That Dory have extreme memory lost, she forgot to live.

Love how the dog accidentally switched on the TV but decided to actually watch and was like "Well, this is my fate now"

@alial3437

8 ай бұрын

This is what I usually do in 2 am too.

@HereticHero

8 ай бұрын

I don’t think it was on accident

@harlyquin

8 ай бұрын

how hard would it be to stand out of shot and turn the tv on while the dog is in the room?

@nathanolson3135

8 ай бұрын

@@harlyquinvery hard , you see the way physics work …… See more

@harlyquin

8 ай бұрын

@@nathanolson3135 well i see the way your physics work …… See more

The dog coming through the window is a true Hell hound. A lot of dogs act tough, but there’s nothing there. That dog was the stuff of nightmares.

@Goldenhawk583

8 ай бұрын

@@charlesharper2357 While this was absolutely an over the top reaction by this dog.. I thought it had to bite someone before being put down. If all dogs that make a charge, is to be put down, we wont have a lot left. After all, any dog running towards something can be accused and killed then. vAnd since this dog was inside, not outside, it means you cant even leave your dog offleash inside the house anymore, someone might see it barking through a wondow.. and have it killed for agression.

@approximateknowledge5577

8 ай бұрын

Right?!? That was a gorgeous either Cane Corso or Pressa Canario! Strong guardian dogs that were just doing their job! Hope the owners learned their lesson and also reinforced all other gates and stuff.

@approximateknowledge5577

8 ай бұрын

​@@charlesharper2357don't ever buy a dog. Not even a little one.

@noway3202

8 ай бұрын

@@charlesharper2357 I feel the same way about you. Should be put down immediately

@robertskelley3465

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@approximateknowledge5577Especially not a little one. My little 12 year old buddy went to doggy jail when he was maybe 4 years old, for trying to protect the house from a pizza man when an ignorant guest in the home opened the door wide open. The driver kicked my dog so he bit him, barely drew blood because he’s always had bad teeth. The driver freaked out and called the cops. My dog almost died from the kennel cough after “quarantine” and his mom actually did die from it. You’re absolutely right about that guys comment being completely useless and miseducated. They don’t need to own any dogs…. They don’t deserve one

You made my day even better !

Fun Fact: Babies can reflexively hold their breath when submerged in water and can hold their breath for a few minutes. We lose this ability as we grow older though. Edit: guess I should have worded this better since some goobers think I meant we lose the ability to hold our breath at all. What I meant is we lose the ability to hold our breath instinctively upon being submerged, as we tend to figure out how to do it consciously instead. This is why splashing water on someone usually wakes them up, your body needs you conscious so you can hold your breath and hopefully prevent drowning.

@bobwellman9717

8 ай бұрын

Absolutely! My wife was a swimming coach who put our children in the water at just a couple months old almost 40 years ago. They naturally hold their breath and "dog paddle" at that age, making it easier to teach. This is nothing new.

@amayaamaya8462

8 ай бұрын

Minutes? Are you sure it's minutes?

@sinisterthoughts2896

8 ай бұрын

mammalian dive response.

@TRVPHAUS

8 ай бұрын

ok lets just toss a baby in the water, lets see how that turns out

@TRVPHAUS

8 ай бұрын

also nobody loses the ability to hold their breath, that's just stupid.

I love how that dog took a second to look at the guy running before he chased after him 🤣

@freddiefishton

8 ай бұрын

“He gets a head start”

@HanZand

8 ай бұрын

here before this blows up

@isaiahrivera7683

8 ай бұрын

@@p-__bot

@MinakoYukino

8 ай бұрын

And DDOI didnt say 'nobody was hurt' Which mean that delivery guy is in fact, got hurt

@Nomad-mf9pn

8 ай бұрын

Wtf are those bot comments

0:46 "Jetzt knallt der glei" where my german people at ?! 😍

@YamoYamo.

8 ай бұрын

Hier! Here!

1:27 bro really said “ I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY” 👹

That flat donut made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂😂

@palaceofwisdom9448

8 ай бұрын

It doesn't say much for Krispy Kreme that a completely flattened Boston cream didn't leak anything.

@dearmadeline

8 ай бұрын

@@palaceofwisdom9448i think it was just a chocolate glazed donut tbh. never had a boston one from them that didn't nut all over me

@josh1200

8 ай бұрын

@@dearmadeline 🤨

@SiPakRubah

8 ай бұрын

​@@dearmadelinecome again?

@immortal_shrooms6757

8 ай бұрын

@@SiPakRubahdont make them come again

The way that the kid covers his ears is the essence of being innocent

@Art.and.Hamsters

8 ай бұрын

My farts are better than DDOI 💀 (making fun of bots)

@Pass1359

8 ай бұрын

@@Art.and.HamstersThat’s exactly what a bot would say

@AlmostEthical

8 ай бұрын

Yes, how innocent. His mother is about to explode in a bloody mess like Kane in Alien, and he's worried about his ears hurting. The boy has a future as a CEO or politician :)

@Art.and.Hamsters

8 ай бұрын

@@Pass1359 Sorry, lol. I was seeing what it was like to be a bot for once

@jesuschristmas2292

8 ай бұрын

@@Art.and.Hamsterswtf 😂😂

0:56 that mouse was like: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" 💀💀💀

I love how you are the only channel that puts the video that makes the title and thumbnail as a first clip.

2:22 didn't look accidental, the dog sat to watch even

@ice9594

8 ай бұрын

I agree. Probably turns it off before his/her owner comes home.😁

@gurvmlk

8 ай бұрын

@@ice9594 A very long time ago, we had a dog who did that with lying on the couch. She had used to be allowed on the old couch we had, but when we got a new one, she was no longer allowed on it. However, she also wasn't an idiot, so would lie on the couch when we were gone, then get down when we got home. We knew this because we would hear her claws clacking on the wood floor as we'd be coming through the door, but we just played dumb and let her have the win.

@ice9594

8 ай бұрын

@@gurvmlk Ha smart 🐕

@gurvmlk

8 ай бұрын

@@ice9594 If nothing else, she was sly. She knew full well what she was, and wasn't allowed to do, but always had her eyes out for opportunities when we weren't paying attention. Then would play it totally cool like nothing happened at all. I think the only reason we ever even caught her with the couch thing mentioned above was because she was getting old, so it took her a second to actually get up, and hop down when she heard us coming in.

1:58 Nirvana

0:16 that dog busted out like the Kool-Aid Man! 😂

1:25 That dog got so scared he literally turned into a cat for a split second.

i used to work at a place that gave babies swim classes and they're super helpful stuff like teaching kids to not panic when theres water in their eyes, learning how to face the surface, and how to lie on their backs so they rise to the top and can breathe- also how to hold their breath. it helps them move and learn how to get to safety easier, and the older u get the more advanced the lessons become, it's really good for both the kids and parents (who usually are there for the baby sessions and use it as bonding time)

@charlesharper2357

8 ай бұрын

In Canada the program was called "Drown proofing" and is a great idea to protect your kids.

@Haplo-san

8 ай бұрын

So is it not an instinctual to hold your breath and get to the water surface on first time? I thought these were the things all babies have but they lose it in time because they don't use it for many years after they born. Hmm.

@calleythompson2781

8 ай бұрын

Where I'm from in the Southern US we have something like that called "survival swimming" which starts at six months old and is at various local public pools. My mother enrolled us all as soon as she could because our neighbors had a pool and she was worried about us falling in one day. The only issue was my sister had a growth disorder (she was born normal sized but by the time she started kindergarten she was smaller than an average 18 month old) so she looked way younger than six months when my mom tried to enroll her. I think my mom was the first person who needed a doctor's note there. To fully graduate the program, which I remember completing around six years old, you had to get yourself to a floating position and maintain it after they threw you in the pool wearing thick jeans and tennis shoes with the laces tied together. After my sister had been in the program for several years, my dad's favorite bonding activity at pools was to prank people by having her get a little ahead of him and jump in then let the other parents freak out about the "baby that fell in" without any flotation device. She'd start swimming to a ladder to go again and my Dad would act like they were the crazy ones for not realizing she was old enough to know how.

@Truffalot

8 ай бұрын

​@@Haplo-sanit's instinctual to hold their breath until about 6 months, nicknamed the diver effect. They can actually hold their breath longer than an adult. The whole getting to the surface is something that not all babies can do, which is why they have classes. Babies will often float since they hold their breath, but they could float face down until they run out of air

@PozoBlue

8 ай бұрын

I once saw one of those compilations of kids saving other kids or rescues, cant remember exactly. it was years ago. but one was of a baby that had had these lessons, fell into the pool and managed to turn around and float for a little while. was utterly terrifying to watch, cause he knew he was in trouble and would whine/cry a little but tempered his cries so he could breathe/float. after that vid I always thought that if i ever have kids , i'd take them to those lessons@@Truffalot

Those are not swimming lessons, but close! They are self rescue lessons, teaching babies to get on their back and float, in case they fall into a body of water by accident. It’s pretty impressive what babies can do!

@nujevad28

8 ай бұрын

Wouldn't that still technically fall under swimming?

@Brontosauredumarais

8 ай бұрын

@@nujevad28 Sure if floating and swimming are the same for you, I’m fine with that. But essentially they teach infants to roll over and float on their backs, with no further movement. They need to wait patiently for someone to pick them up.

@WinkLinkletter

8 ай бұрын

@@nujevad28 'Technically' floating.

@universalis2078

8 ай бұрын

Here they teach them more than just floating 😊

@hvadskalvihedde2512

8 ай бұрын

Here it’s classified as swimming lessons. It’s impressive what babies can do, but i assume its in the genes through out evolution, just like walking. Could be wrong though

1:53 good for babies

This video brought to me so much laugh! Thank you, DDOI!

That poor dog getting scared by the frog must’ve had some cat-like instincts within them😅

@JavonCarterVideos

8 ай бұрын

Fr tho 😭

@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT

8 ай бұрын

Haha I thought the same thing, and then laughed so hard I scared MY cat! Lol whoops

@cobblerama

8 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard, I almost choked. 🤣🤣🤣

@TheImapotato

8 ай бұрын

I am not going to judge that dog...a frog i didn't notice once did that to me & my reaction was about the same😅

2:04 Nirvana album cover

2:12 that baby straight up chillin

You are truly my inspiration

2:12 nahh that dog had a plan

@Mrllama.

8 ай бұрын

Yah ain’t no way that was an accident 😆

I NEED the full version of the captain trolling the engineer 1:06

@alial3437

8 ай бұрын

Engineer gaming.

@sabsain2399

8 ай бұрын

Why is he even doing that? Lmaoo

Oh look, one of those lovely pitbulls. So friendly 🤦‍♀️ 0:24

YO! That Shepard jumped like a damn cat!

_"Cupcake just wanted to play."_ Cupcake: 0:18

@JenyaFio

8 ай бұрын

Jokes aside, how could this demon's owners allow it to shatter the door's window? Poor delivery man, I hope he's alright.

@Legoman447

8 ай бұрын

@@JenyaFioallow it? That thing just jumped 😭

@sinisterthoughts2896

8 ай бұрын

@@JenyaFio Demon? it's an animal, if you fear things that badly, you probably should seek some sort of therapy, be it immersion therapy by being around more animals, or something more clinical. maybe try to consider where this fear began and consider if it is fully rational. also consider your statement, the strange and extreme concepts you have projected on the animal; "demon" (need I say more?), "allow" as if there was permission or consent or forethought involved with any of this, the dog is not contemplating schemes to burst the window, that is giving it way too much credit and it seems you are assigning agency and malice to the dog, which you also called a demon. basically in one sentence you have revealed you have a rather extreme mental hangup, and I do hope you find some way of healthily resolving it so you can live a happier, healthier life. be well.

@DGCR0

8 ай бұрын

@@sinisterthoughts2896 we aint readin allat 💀

@DGCR0

8 ай бұрын

@@JenyaFio you got a good point but how should the owner teach him to not hulk through doors 💀dog is at fault rn

She’s living in a game where her hair is an image.

@damlatorun6756

8 ай бұрын

@@CrazyCrewM8no sir, bots don’t compare to humans, unless it’s chess.

@chikenman320

8 ай бұрын

​@@damlatorun6756Google en passant

@darthnovo3526

8 ай бұрын

Nah her hair just weird

@Toaster1111

8 ай бұрын

My hair is like that too, It's also black and curly so maybe that has something to do with it idk

@voice_0f_reason

8 ай бұрын

Her hair's a cloud

2:30 That right there was the epitome of all daily dose of internet videos! Amazing! Would love to have that particular Dory!!

That dogs flip was smooth tho ngl

The way the dog just sat there after turning the tv on makes me to think that he didnt power the tv on accident lol

Respect to that delivery guy and to all delivery people who never know what's coming ( literally) every time on a job! 👏

@AccidentallyOnPurpose

8 ай бұрын

I was a delivery driver. I never had something quite like that happen, but you learn to expect the unexpected whenever you walk up to someone's house.

@paultimson6674

8 ай бұрын

carry a big SACK... and stand your ground. the Dog will shit bricks.

@sabsain2399

8 ай бұрын

What even the fxck was that. That owner needs to be sued. The thought of someone innocent dying or getting gravely injured at the hands of that thing is heartbreaking. How tf did you order for something knowing you have that hell hound that's gonna break a window to lunge at a completely unsuspecting person at your door??

@AccidentallyOnPurpose

8 ай бұрын

@@sabsain2399 It was a freak accident. If anything sue the company that made the window then.

@paultimson6674

8 ай бұрын

@@sabsain2399people do not think it through? i had dogs and a cat growing up. what if your cat pulls out an outlet and it shorts? causes a fire. anything can happen? traffic accidents kill a million a year. We don't expect ourselves to be involved.

Man, those swimming babies are something else. Almost creepy how agile they can be in the water

@EIRE55

8 ай бұрын

It's quite natural for a baby to feel comfortable in water. After all, it's only several months since they had been floating in their mother's womb.

@bruno5336

8 ай бұрын

@@EIRE55 Ohh, that makes perfect sense actually

@utasora

8 ай бұрын

it's actually a natural reflex for babies to float and surface their head like that to breath. Its only when we become "aware" of swimming that can be problem for drowning

@xxxxxx-yw7sh

8 ай бұрын

​@@utasoraits not just reflex. pretty sure babies literally cant sink.

@michelles1250

8 ай бұрын

The real threat of the ocean: aquababies

That dog jumped higher than an real frog LOL LMAO

Thx for the video!

That dog did an awesome jump flip to get away from frog. Nothing like the first dog that busy through the window. Was fun to watch. Great video

@timh8324

8 ай бұрын

Looked like a barrel roll

@ivorv.783

8 ай бұрын

Tommy & Jerry stunts irl xD

@storytimewithunclebill1998

8 ай бұрын

Yesss!!!!

@Safiyahalishah

8 ай бұрын

How in the hell did the dog do that? It was a whole 360-degree spin wtf.

@voice_0f_reason

8 ай бұрын

​@@p-__I'm better than you

That son saying that he never saw his dad is just really sad to hear. Instantly, the lady regretted from what she said to him

@extremelyclueless2020

8 ай бұрын

Profile source?

@RealRomplayer

8 ай бұрын

Well, it wasn't her that mentioned the Dad first. This came straight from the kid himself.

@dalandanlion6114

8 ай бұрын

The long pause 😭

@khakicampbell6640

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, poor kid :/

That dog woke up and chose violence

0:19 Oh dont worry he's a really nice dog 😁 The dog:

The one where you showed about the babies being taught, that is a great thing they're doing! So many toddlers fall into bodies of water, (pool, lakes, ponds, etc) and end up dying because they can't swim. These classes don't teach babies to swim as much as they teach them to float till someone can get to them. If more parents would do this, it would save more lives!

@kooskansloos4834

8 ай бұрын

You can 'teach' a baby all you want about floating, but a toddler with clothes on won't float in water, despite the efforts. This class is a fun way of spending time with your baby, since it's been floating for nine months and it makes the baby comfortable doing it again. Nothing more.

@luckygnome2746

8 ай бұрын

Seems like a marketing scam. You could just not leave your baby unattended especially near water and then you don’t have to waste money on the class.

@mashka2299

8 ай бұрын

@@kooskansloos4834 Joke's on you. My mom started taking me to lessons like this when I turned 2 months old and by the time I started walking I could actually swim and not just float lmao. By the time I was like 3-4 years old I could dive 1-1,5 meters under water and come up by myslef. So these lessons work if you keep taking them. And by the way you can totally float with clothes on, do you yourself even know how to swim?

@JustZal

8 ай бұрын

they also teach them to cry for help, so they could be rescued faster

@Qu33nMary444

8 ай бұрын

​@mashka2299 I can also attest to the validity of these lessons, over 40 years ago my parents took me to them from the time I was 6 months old and I've been very confident in and around water for my whole life.

She hit him with logic, he hit her in the feels.

@karlscher5170

8 ай бұрын

That was indeed a sad thing.

@sabsain2399

8 ай бұрын

I'll be his dad

'Accidentally'... yeah right, that dog knew full well what it was doing. The way it sat down and watched it...

funniest episode in a long time! thanks :D

0:20 "oh my dog is friendly don't worry!

@SAEshorts

8 ай бұрын

Dang, great Danes are strong enough to break your door.

@RealZ28

6 ай бұрын

"She don't bite."

The dog jumping like a cat was actually a new thing for me.

@anousenic

8 ай бұрын

Yep. He was so scared he forgot what species he was.

@oBseSsIoNPC

8 ай бұрын

@@anousenic haha

@guiguijol

8 ай бұрын

I thought the exact same lol

I did not know dogs could jump like cats when frightened-

You find some of the coolest stuff!! Also, women with afros rock!

2:28 i found dory

@thegreats5172

8 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@matthewboire6843

8 ай бұрын

Same

I don't think the dog "accidentally" turned on the TV, he knew what he was doing 😂

@justsomeguy1695

8 ай бұрын

There are no accidents- Master Oogway

Parent:Forgets baby in bathtub Baby(with swim lessons): 2:05

I get monumentally strong feeling that dog knew exactly what he was doing, turning on the TV

1:50 this looks a bit like that flying key from the first Harry Potter movie

@guest_account231

8 ай бұрын

​@@ElinaCandyrandom five year old trying to make sense by typing random things:

@Thisguy2736

8 ай бұрын

​@guest_account231 bmud tsuj evif tnsi eh¿

@guest_account231

8 ай бұрын

​@@Thisguy2736oh.

@guest_account231

8 ай бұрын

​​@@Thisguy2736he’s dumb?

@timeblade

8 ай бұрын

@@guest_account231bro just learned to talk 💀

That dog watching TV is the most adorable thing I've seen in 48 hours

@SuprSBG

8 ай бұрын

@@k32ev8inyour channel description is “get lost self promoters” and you say this? And you have 2 videos? Where do you get this from?

@_chosen1_

8 ай бұрын

What did you see 48 hours ago tho

@masonleblanc6726

8 ай бұрын

@@_chosen1_ Ur mom ;) Just kidding, mainly memes

@palmeno8245

8 ай бұрын

Bro

2:10 the baby in blue has me on the floor dying 😂😂😂😂😂

These doses of internet are really funny 😅

0:28 Holy thats f sad. Poor kid.

If anyone is wondering why babies can swim, it's called the "bradycardic response" and the "mammalian dive reflex." You can thank your distant ancestors for passing down this trait found in all mammals. The body will instinctively lower the heart rate, hold your breath, and try to float . The baby doesn't know he's doing it, his body is doing it on its own. As you get older, you replace your instincts with proper swimming technique.

@x7amdan_R34

8 ай бұрын

Alhamdulillah and subhanAllah.

@thomasc6574

8 ай бұрын

@@x7amdan_R34not today , satan

@guiguijol

8 ай бұрын

Or maybe just because they're white? lol

@PrimateProductions

8 ай бұрын

​@guiguijol just because they are white? What are you talking about? That was a stupid thing to say! It's a survival instinct that ALL humans possess when they are infants! Are you trying to say that anyone who is not white is not a human???

@Metqa

8 ай бұрын

@@guiguijol No. The babies don't know they are white. Anyone who does this with their newborn, no matter their race or color , will discover this instinct. But it ends within a year, so many people who don't have access to pools or inclination to play with their children in water may never experience it. Hence why many people of the United States persuasion are convinced that American Black people do not know how to swim because past discrimination included being banned from and punished for using local pools, and generations just never bothered afterward.

That dog knew what he was doing

Dog: smashes door in search of delivery guy Dog also: jumps five metres into the air because of a stationary frog

2:17 the secret life of pets 🐶

Those baby swim classes should be free and encouraged.

I don't think that dog ACCIDENTALLY turned the TV on🤣🤣

0:55 the Q siren in the back lmao

0:38 Remember safety first....always wear ear protection if you know there is going to be a loud noise.

“🎵Dog Scared of a Frog aye🎵”

Thanks for posting more. You continue to impress.

1:01 the captains laugh gets me 😂

2:05 My mom tried to teach me swimming skills as an infant, but I just didn't instinctively hold my breath. I popped up coughing up water every time. I grew to love the water by the time I was nine, so it eventually worked out.

@matthewboire6843

8 ай бұрын

I wonder how rare it is to not know how to instinctively hold your breath? Feels pretty rare.

@mehere8038

7 ай бұрын

she obviously waited too long before getting you started, or didn't have a properly trained instructor who knew how to cue the breath holding. All babies have teh same instincts, there's no variation in that, only variations in the knowledge & competence of the adults involved in training the babies

damn, dory still playing tricks ven after the movie

*Human:* Protect house *Doge: OK*

1:22 Imagine being destroyed with a frog after a *Fight with that* 💀 💀

"He's friendly, he doesn't bite :D" Every dog-owner ever

@vomm

8 ай бұрын

bulldogs are killer dogs

@ryboi1337

8 ай бұрын

@@vomm here before the "no bad dogs" crowd appears lol

@VecPrime

8 ай бұрын

looks like a cane corso, a breed that is required to have strict training. It's frustrating that people are so blinded by money that they can't just say.. No if you know the dog will be in bad hands. Yeah maybe it loved and cared for, but it's still not trained lol these Huge dogs need training / discipline or else they will think they're the alpha and you're the bitch

@victorro8760

8 ай бұрын

I say the opposite when random kids want to play with my dog.

@YamaZombies

8 ай бұрын

No dogs are bad dogs tho. This is a bad owner. Yall need to understand that or we're never going to fix the problem.

bro the baby swim class makes me angry they are wearing socks in the water

0:18 such an aggressive species, why do people own these

1:44 Bro found slow-motion irl

@Buzzzy-bee

8 ай бұрын

Bro if it was actually spinning that slow then it I wouldn’t be in the air

@BostonCream959

8 ай бұрын

​@@Buzzzy-beei built one myself in the 90s. It looked exactly like this :) it looks fake af but it's not :)

@Buzzzy-bee

7 ай бұрын

@@BostonCream959 how is it still afloat though?

@Buzzzy-bee

7 ай бұрын

Not like it has turbines or something