525.600 minutes can not be said without having at least a slight amount of melody in your voice

@teethan3928

9 ай бұрын

momento mori 🖤⌛️🤍

"Whats up Angela" foreshadowing

@HAsway07

4 ай бұрын

Damien is psychic confirmed

@sapphireblue4339

3 ай бұрын

YES OMG

@timleitzinger5896

Ай бұрын

I just was about to say this

@rhettmitchell

Ай бұрын

Holy shit

0:44 Physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly, and mentally.

@OhayThereGuyz

3 жыл бұрын

I will use this from now on

@coltonfairchild3902

3 жыл бұрын

I wish the last one would of been redundancy

@mdccxcii6340

2 жыл бұрын

When someone says "on so many levels", these are probably the levels they are referring to.

@frostedjosieos3193

Жыл бұрын

I need people to understand how often I say this

@rhettmitchell

Ай бұрын

I’m going to start using it every day actually, I can’t believe I’m just now seeing these videos for the first time

We need more personal news.

@sheridoncampbell3006

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@PokefreakMaster333

3 жыл бұрын

We really do need more of Shamien

11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you" holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

They need to have newer Smosh members reacting to this so Angela can be jumpscared by past Shayne talking to her

I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating

@synccrow114

2 жыл бұрын

Skin covering every one of her bones 💀💀💀

2023: they never told the story of misss Diane

I could watch these guys do this forever

Damiens little smile when shane is reading his story is so cute and precious!

There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.

I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh

@rhettmitchell

Ай бұрын

I’d love to see them do this on Smoshmouth next time Damien is on

I like how back talking is the second most difficult

I want them to bring this back with the full cast and set it up like a secret Santa so no one knows who wrote for them.

@kaivdm04

Жыл бұрын

Like collegehumor’s breaking news

@RhumpleOriginal

Жыл бұрын

@@kaivdm04 not really. They try not to laugh while doing that.

@emptylnms5393

7 ай бұрын

You need to tweet this at them

@rhettmitchell

Ай бұрын

Yes please. Or maybe on Smoshmouth

Engineers in a zeppelin, begging for their lives has to be my favorite

@zyaicob

3 жыл бұрын

I'm partial to blacksmiths in a rogue hot air balloon preparing for the worst

CAN THEY BRING BACK PERSONAL NEWS PLS

Damien has the funniest fucking mind I’ve ever seen

I love these two together man

This segment is like a version of Stefon on SNL but 5000x better

@emmegriffeth9945

2 жыл бұрын

And a mix of Michael Che’s and I forgot his name but their segment on weekend update they do on the finale they write there own jokes

@EagleScout2019

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmegriffeth9945 I think it’s meant to replicate the snl thing where they write the segments for the other person and they read it for the first time live. The biggest difference is snl is fake news stories (so news stories) and this is fake personal news.

@firmanchristiansianturi4794

2 жыл бұрын

@@EagleScout2019 I think there's a Smoshcast somewhere with Joven that said that SNL is the one who ripped them off

@janaloff

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@janaloff

11 ай бұрын

😂

not once did damien take this opportunity to make shane say "hi my name is shane power topp"

Engineers in a Zeplin, Begging for Their Lives is a show I need to see

@DankoHidalgo

2 жыл бұрын

Zeplin?

"Eventually" got me.

“All hail Tommy sire, hollow be his bones” sounds ..... way too much like the our father and it kills me every time

I would like to hear the story of Mrs.Diane...

The one dislike is Tilda Swinton

@IsThatNapoleon

3 жыл бұрын

Ole swints is just salty.

miss this segment sooooo much

these two need a show together!

Petition to bring this back. Idc about the rest of the show that was in, I just want more of this!

Wow with that last monologue Damien could write for Welcome to Nightvale. I don’t think I’ve ever been more creeped out by my own skele-un

This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣

Shaynesbond tildoswinman will never not make me laugh out loud 😂

This literally had me crying at work, omg

9:26 After the “525,600 minutes” joke I expected an “oh Mickey you’re so fine…” joke

No joke. This is high level writting that puts current snl to shame.

I come here to rewatch this video every 3 months It is one of the funniest things they ever did xDDD

9:48 what a prediction!!

the comedians in cars bit was the absolute best

Today I learned that "three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri" is a real movie, and not just a random joke

Damien Haas, if you ever see this, your writing style is my favorite. Like, of anyone. It’s honestly Mulaney/Chappelle level, I love your brain lol

@theboogeyman2590

10 ай бұрын

It reminds me of Mulaney’s writing for Stefan

this is Smosh's funniest bit theyve ever done and i mourn its loss every single day.

I was eating rice while watching this and nearly chocked when Shayne was reading off the karate moves

Can we please have this just be a show on its own

9:45 He's talking to Angela from the past

i’m just glad damien told me personally to sing to the tacos and told me i was doing a good job

I still want to know about Ms. Diane so badly

Damian is so good at writing these

Honestly they need to bring this back and have other cast members do it too, imagine Angela and Chanse writing each other’s good news, or Ian and Anthony, Noah and Keith or Amanda and Arasha, Tommy and Courtney

"You guys are weird" haha

they have got to bring this back with angela and chance

This is like a live 1 am edition of the one-time-i-dreamt Tumblr

Gotta gather my tongs and hammers got a hot air ballon to catch

Okay… what’s going on in Shayne’s mind? And whatever is going on in Damien’s mind… I’d watch that show.

i think about these segments at least once a day

So he's just been calling him "Shayny Days and Mondays" for years huh

The first one was fantastic 😂😂

came back after years after the first bit was mentioned in the smosh lore episode of smosh mouth and it still makes me cry laughing

Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!

Amazing!

God i wish they would start doing this again

We never got to hear the story of ms. Diane...

@BestOfSmosh

2 жыл бұрын

😔

9:47 they predicted Angela

This is hilarious

Is this an official smosh channel?

@Truemarksman97

3 жыл бұрын

No its a fan channel

I come back to this so often... it never fails to make me laugh. These two are hilarious

I wonder if anyone could animate one of the ones they wrote for each other

These sound like they were written by artificial intelligence...

Shayne went first only once, did anyone notice that? These two are great when together it doesn't matter what environment they are in.

Can we please get a 2021 news......

i love these jokes man! Damien writes so good🙏🏽

What show was this part of?

@theboogeyman2590

10 ай бұрын

Smosh Pit Weekly

What show is this from?

@aria6725

3 жыл бұрын

smosh pit weekly😄

@MrVivianH

3 жыл бұрын

@@aria6725 thanks!

Shayne topp is a PAYNE in my BOTTOMM

@motaji4548

3 жыл бұрын

Please, tell me Damien said that. 😂

@danielhughes5932

3 жыл бұрын

@@motaji4548 lol nope corny me

@motaji4548

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhughes5932 Aw, wishful thinking. In the context of their shipping, Shayne is the Topp and Damien is the Bottom. 😂😏 Am I wrong?

Bring back personal news

Miss Diane story.

They need to bring this back. What I would add is mix it up with other cast members. Can you imagine Amanda & Angela doing this? :)

Bring this back

We need this segment to come back

we still haven’t heard about miss diane

What video was the first part from?

@theboogeyman2590

10 ай бұрын

DONALD TRUMP KARATE SHOWDOWN!

We stan nonbinary neil

I want to play D&D with Damien so much...... 😢

@Bagelboy615

Жыл бұрын

I will pay, even! I need him in my party or as my DM.

More personal News!!

I wanted to hear more about Tildayne Swintopp

This needs to be brought back, since it appears it went away, but it needs to happen with other Smosh besties, like Cortney and Olivia, too

Shayne wrote for Damien what Damien would write for damien

This is fucking hilarious lmao

BRING THIS BAAACK :((((((

I love watching these compilations!

When are y’all bringing this back?

Have they told the story of Miss Diane yet??

I need somebody to put all of the scripts of these and do an AI and see what pumps out

Damien would kill as a stand up comedian

They was the new younger Ian and Anthony.

Still waiting for my pudding...

2:00 11:50 13:15 16:40 17:14

Why have they stopped it..?

BoboboboBobobobo

ok

I miss this show!!! Preparing for the worst 🤣🤣🤣

Blurnsday